#i just think that’s funny

[mikeyp16]

A buncha Wolvies 💕💞 specifically my personal favorite designs plus my own :D this was fun to draw ☺️

without effects too so y’all can see the details :]

Bonus:

[bibleofficial]

i’ve just never understood fluid ounces or like ‘cups’ like what does that MEAN. ‘8.6oz’ bro that makes no fucking sense so i started using the other number next to it to compare bc packaging of fluids is just advertising so ive learned ml & i’ve learned how to cook in metric so i can’t even talk to my mother abt cooking bc literally we’re both googling to convert volumes

[itsrocketsurgery]

was reminded of something i did as a kid, i think somewhere between 6-10

when i’d argue with my mom i’d sulk in my room and be like “i’m never talking to her again” like kids do, but i never followed through and here’s why:

in my brain i’d be sitting there all mad like: okay what would that look like would i just stop talking fully or only talk to certain people etc, and eventually i’d hit the end point of the thought experiment: well at some point this has to end because i can’t actually do it forever so when am i gonna speak to her again, and i’d never seen a lifetime movie i was like 10 at most but i knew pixar and dcoms and general narrative framing from all the books i’d read so i’d picture it in my mind as like a Climactic moment where the music swells and the sun is shining and it becomes this sappy moment of understanding… and then irl i’d be like “that’s stupid and gross no” so i would end up not even giving her the silent treatment because the thought of having a sappy lifetime moment with my mom annoyed me more than i figured me not talking would annoy her

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Sometimes you’ll see a soaring, emotional post about the joys of music and you’ll open the post and OP made it about Imagine Dragons.

[apelcini]

had a dream last night that i saw a post calling out creators who “make their characters of color whitepassing and then call them “rep”” and i was about to reblog like “hey it’s because her dad was completely white, her appearance is partially based on a particular person i knew, and the whole story is about the idea that there’s nothing to your appearance that signals to outcast you except for the immutable essence of you” and then i realized that the post wasn’t talking to me. so i didn’t respond and then i did not get into pointless discourse on here and i woke up after a perfectly normal night sleep that didn’t turn into a nightmare.

[tiredg0ds]

good morning it’s day 3? day 4? of me waking up from a dream ab twilight.

[kamikazeonwings]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[amygdalae]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

[beemochi-art]

Did you hear Elon wants to buy Hasbro?

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[pouletpourri]

the real reason kaufmo abstracted

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[transgenderboobs]

if mangoes didnt have the pit inside of them they would have to invent a new 8th deadly sin to describe the way i act around them because greed gluttony and lust wouldn't even Begin to cover the heinous depraved things i would do if there wasn't a piece of wood lurking inside to humble me

[noamglompsky]

Breakthrough