#i just needed to pee

[librius]

check This out *steps away from the work phone for the first time my entire shift and it begins ringing off the hook*

[quinncupine]

I have discovered that I have the strangest group of coworkers ever, and I couldn't love them more!

[reffluox]

at some point i was at a good friend of mine’s house, you don’t understand how scared i was when i had to go piss and i entered the bathroom and the first thing i see is this glowing toilet. i still haven’t recovered.

[inusmasha]

Sometimes it’s hard to read fanfic when you’re studying herbalism.. when they have the character preparing a tincture to use that same DAY!!?

Baby those dried herbs need to sit in that jar with high proof alcohol for at LEAST a month!

That’s why before the use of calendars ppl use to prepare their tinctures either on the new moon or full moon. A a full moon cycle is usually 28 days or so. And they would give the moon names so it’s easier to remember when/what month said tincture was bottled.

This is also why herbal medicine is prepare in small batches. You have to take your time preparing your bottles. Making sure everything is clean so you don’t end up with mold. Diluting your grain alcohol. Heckkk knowing when to pick your herbs for max potency! Drying your herbs! That takes a lot of time too!

I didn’t mean to rant lol

[pharawee]

—JACK & JOKER: U Steal My Heart! · Episode 10

[tinyleaks]

hey friends, wanted to put some words out in the universe that sometimes i need to hear myself

you aren’t gross for liking something that most people consider “gross” or “weird”. it is okay to enjoy things that other people don’t understand, even things people reflexively make fun of. as long as you are being as hygenic as possible, cleaning up after yourself and not doing anything to risk your health, making sure to take breaks from it and stay hydrated between holds, and making sure to never include non-consenting parties in your kinky shenanigans – you’re fine.

if you’ve had to hide your interests from partners out of fear, awkwardly deflect conversations with friends, or heard people you look up to make off-handed remarks – you’re not alone.

no one fully 100% understands where kinks come from, but what we do know is we don’t choose which ones we get, and as long as all parties involved are consenting, happy and healthy: you aren’t doing anything wrong.

please don’t hate yourself over the things you love. be kind to yourself, even when other people aren’t. yes I’m getting sappy on my pee blog, because being “weird” can be really hard on the old mental health at times and i hope all of y’all don’t think any less of yourselves because of this stuff. peace out 💛

[muzzlemouths]

hey.

so, we've all memorized the entire expanse of the daycare, top to bottom, in excruciating detail, yeah? And we know Sun doesn't leave the daycare, right?

What happens when a kid needs to use the bathroom.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Leave wildlife alone. He probably bites.

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[the-words-we-sung]

Wilhelm + touch - [part 4: s1e4] [part 1] - [part 2] - [part 3]

[pissheartmybeloved]

wanna tug on my mommy's sleeve and tell her I need the potty, then have to clarify that I'm "take me right now as quick as you can or I won't make it" kinda desperate 🥺🥺

[pencil-for-a-dog]

Can you imagine, Phantom, a superhero that's already dead, a memeber of the justice league, looking the same as the day he died.

A kid, and an adult by years, born 24 years ago, but he will be always a 14 year old.

He laughs, he jokes, he's full of energy, full of life, but he's dead.

He plans, he fights, he strategize. He's very mature for a teenager, he's still a teenager.

And he's dead.

He's a dead kid walking on the streets, oncw a year he celebrates his birthday, once a year he goes back to his tomb, sometimes his family is already there, crying, mourning the child next to them, the child that will never grow up, sometimes it ia already too late and he's there, asking himself how would it feel to grow up.

And then, one day, the villain of the month strikes him with a strange ray as they scream about scond chances. Panthom, who was intangible, somehow, gets hit by it.

And when he opens his eyes, he's still a kid, with his ghost powers buzzing under his skin, a rage under his fingertips, determination all over him while he breaths for thw first time in 10 years.

He's a dead kid, always fourteen who now has, one more time, a heartbeat.

He's a dead kid breathing.

He's a dead kid but he's alive.

[httpiastri]

quote of the year

[tubelight-404]

put 5 songs you listen to, post it, then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers

Normally I'm just an absolute whvre for chain posts and shit but being fr mate in what world do I have over 10 followers??? 😭😭😭

It's chill tho cause ya boy's still gonna do this yk

so anyways enough rambling

5 SONGS I LISTEN TO AND SHOCK 🫨 THEY'RE NOT ALL HOZIER 😱

1. Like real people do - Hozier

2. Sunlight - Hozier

3. Romanticise this - James Marriott

4. The sea is a good place to think of the future - Los Campesinos!

5. Empathy, the gift - Opal in Sky

Honourable mentionsss:

6. Non-stop - Hamilton

7. Achilles come down - gang of youths

8. I Constantly Thank God For Esteban - Panic! At the disco

9. Knee socks - Arctic Monkeys

10. Son of nyx - Hozier

Also guilty pleasure, UK drill or just rap in general idk y but I don't talk about it often (reggae and calypso, triple science, Kanyes graduation album, 20 minutes etc etc)

ANYWHOSIES @littlelostdollie it's ur go darling cause idk who else 😭💀😭 and thanks for the ask @vintagetea8991 !!!

Ciao

[crayzdyaln]

Fun facts and stupid things about Marcy (Marcus)!

• Marcus sucks at trusting, whether it’s because of his hatred for vulnerability or just negative past experiences in general. He finds it hard to see much (if any) good in people before getting to know them ‘personally’.

• When Jimmy had first arrived at Bullworth, Marcus avoided him like the plague. He didn’t like his attitude, thinking he was just some low IQ jackass that only held devilish intentions, so he didn’t even try to give him the benefit of the doubt. But, he eventually started warming up to Jimmy after he had gained respect from the nerds. After a while, Marcus looks up to Jimmy, in a way, he finds his attitude towards the school admirable. How he had worked his way to the top, especially in such record time. He truly admired it, even though Marcus doesn’t just typically hand out compliments, he expresses his admiration in his own odd way.

•Marcus would occasionally attend G&G campaign nights. But, that didn’t last very long after an unnecessary heated squabble with Melvin, which had Marcus leaving in frustration. They have not spoken the same since.

•Marcus has a decent relationship with Beatrice. He sits near her/with her during lunch, or just during a study hall.

• Marcus enjoys watching hockey, even though sports are far… far from his usual interests, his dorm wall is cluttered with tiny cut out hockey magazines along with actual posters. But, it’s an assorted clutter.

•Marcus is deadly afraid of greasers, he would rather take the longest re-route to class if it meant avoiding the shop. But, despite his dislike for the clique itself, he can admire their style.

•Marcus hums or whistles under pressure/stress.

• Marcus despises board games with a passion.

[llitchilitchi]

so much anger and displeasure with source material and thus-following fandom drama could be avoided if people, instead of going 'I don't like that it went this way, they should've done X Y Z' rather asked themselves 'why did this happen? what does it provide to the story? what does it mean for the character(s)?' and it would make any fandom experience so much better

[saaraahka]

You post a lot of things wondering when you're going to be loved by someone so let me ask: What active steps are you taking to be what you deem loveable and desirable? How are you preparing yourself for that future domme? You can always make that your own to-do list until that special someone is around to write one for you. Best of luck in finding them!

Hii anon and what a lovely ask and set of good and important questions to think of!

So I think a short answer to both questions is i actively try to do and learn to be better at, to at least in my mind to become more loveable and desirable is,

being kinder to myself when trying but not achieving what id like and see it as a learning oportunity not only a failure from my part.

Being more talkative and creating strategies for myself on how to interact with women even when it is just something like saying hi which for me is harder than i can describe and verbal communication is extremely hard for me. With texting it's easier but still mostly involve staring at my keyboard anxiously spending days not getting anywhere.

I try use the skills I have to be useful and helpful in other women's everyday life although still trying to learn how to comunicate this and understand how and when to offer and if it is somethingthat would be appreciated. Although for me this mostly limited to cooking and baking for others and helping with practical things in the limited way I can.

And I try do and experience as much as I can on my own to get at least a sense of what it feels like for me and if it is something I'd like to explore with someone else.

More than anything (i believe) submission is not about actions more than leaving control to someone else and trust them with my needs being met while also meeting theirs. Maybe it makes it hard to prepare myself for a unknown potential future domme but I feel it's the honest way to approach it myself.

And ofc being as shy and insecure and hesitant as I am to social situations and i teraction with women dommes even more so, I still have a lot to work on just to feel like I have something to offer. Since well I feel like a good level of trust can only from in a close relationship (platonic or other). And this obviously doesn't mean trying to become someone I'm not but also I need to be able to show someone how much they mean to me and have to be able to have conversations were I'm considered an active part. Will all of this help me find that special someone I have no idea but I can only try.

Ugh was going to be a short answer. But also have no idea what I'm doing or what steps would be best to focus on in what order or what traits a domme would appreciate in me... so yeah any help and thoughts welcome.

Um anyway ty for the ask and hope this makes sense ❤️