#i just hate them So Much

[thyladyofathousand-n-onehobbies]

Started rewatching “The case of the two dead dragons” again, and I swear to god, every time I hear that “we were grateful. Humble.” bit about winning the championship and getting into U-dub or whatever, the only thing I can think is Yeah, right. Totally. Absolutely, you were completely humble.

I don’t know about y’all but I don’t think I’ve ever met a humble fuckboy jock

[youvegotmetoblame]

their mom assuming the sonogram was maddie’s. something about buck still being an afterthought to them

[lokilow-keystabbing]

Is it just me or is p*g having the Word goat on their sleeves kinda fuckin embarrassing? It gives me the ick, like a Gamer boy in his mom's basement ick

[taeggukxiie]

this art will always make me want to bawl my eyes out because what do you mean we could have pro hero touya and health assistant toga only if they had decent parents??

(I hate mha society so much)

[lena-luthor]

No one in history has had special treatment like you.

[iamreallytryingiswear]

Don't you hate when to old conservatives start talking and then start comparing your centrist left government to a literal dictartorship????

yeah yeah uhum of course the bozonaro wasn't a facist following trump's steps nu uh

[magnetic-maverick]

I have to vent about this: I absolutely hate “crunchy” moms. Everything they do is so weird and feels like it isn’t beneficial to the kid! Hell they homeschool them instead of letting them go to a real school. Also I just hope they get the kids vaccinated. I hate that very crunchy mom youtuber! Why is she in my recommended?

[watchingwisteria]

listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded mfer happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.

[sunflauw]

growing up is realising that you have to parent your parent cause they're immature and it's their first time too

then you grow up more and slowly realise you don't wanna do that, you didn't ask for the responsibility, you don't wanna mend and fix broken people who'll never take a second to listen and take care of you

[geomimetry]

woe be upon ye

[dsvoid]

do you ever… just want to kill children?

[egophiliac]

Hello ! I positively adore the running joke of Idia unknowingly finding Lilia to be the coolest guy ever whenever he doesn't know it's him, like when Silver described his father, or obviously with muscle red. I can't say what'd be funnier, Idia finding out his online best friend is actually Lilia, resident spooky hyper fairy; or them both never finding out, and it'd become even more ridiculous as time goes on. How do you think it'll play out ? You're always so on point

(Also, though it makes sense, I'm still devastated bat boy didn't get a ticket for the Halloween skeleton train : ( does anyone mentions him at some point ? Like how he'd have fit right in with all those Halloween town little freaks, and how he'd have impressed them with his spooks and scared techniques; after all he's been every Briar Valley's children worst fear on Halloween for centuries. I'm on the eng server and I didn't wanna spoil myself by watching the whole thing on youtube)

Have a nice day !

you and me both, Idia and Lilia being oblivious online BFFs (+ Idia being incredibly intimidated any time Silver brings up his jock gamer dad) is my favorite running joke/subplot. 🤝 it's SO good, to the point where I also am unsure if I actually want it to ever be resolved or not...maybe, like, as a post-canon stinger or something? everyone's standing around covered in overblot ink, and Idia and Lilia's phones go off at the same time...

(legit I do think this is part of why Idia couldn't be present for Lilia's dream, because for some reason Lilia decided he was going to just. embody his past self online. he probably quotes his own battle strategies or whatever in the middle of boss fights. Idia didn't pick up on the whole "oh how weird that we both live on a super remote island" thing, but he would spend thirty seconds listening to General Lilia describing siege warfare and be like "w-wait")

all that aside, however it does end up happening, I do see Lilia being very blasé and all "oh! cool!" about it. y'know, taking it very much in stride! and Idia...very much not.

(can't tell if tumblr is going to chew this into illegibility or not, this will be a fun surprise ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ)

as for Lilia sadly missing out on Halloweentown shenanigans...he does get one little mention as part of an offhand reference to the light music club, but so far no one has brought up how this basically is just Lost In the Book of Liliatown (Sebek's been too busy yelling about not getting to be in the same group as Malleus). 😔 honestly though, it's probably for the best that he got left out, because he would just settle right in and refuse to ever leave. canon would shatter. we would miss out on all the delightful angst of episode 7 because Lilia is too busy eating poisonous shrubbery inbetween practicing his very best screams, and no one can pull him away from it.

(I can hope for a sequel next year though...)

[stemmmm]

ok a third one. i've got a third one

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[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The indescribable tension between an overworked and underpaid smut writer, and his biggest fan hater.

(for @frummpets)

[cutetanuki-chan]

wanted to sketch something fun

[jason-please-see-a-psychiatrist]

okay i just thought of the funniest fucking headcanon but what if the reason five cant find a decent cup of coffee is because he just doesnt like coffee