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connorsui Ā· 6 months ago
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Ight so yesterday I went on a little side mission ...and by side mission I mean ur girl went out to the woods to test on her little uni project šŸ’…šŸ»āœØļø and when i tell yall ..that i have never in my life felt like I was I was living in a wasteland filled with scrap metal and ruined pieces of my finished work ...I literally mean I felt like I was living in apocalypse setting šŸ¤”
No sound besides sum animals and the occasional wind ...rainy ass fuck ...my little campsite with all my tools and my log book for testing ..sum bagged food and water ...
I was fucking out here living it up like I was preparing for the end of the world šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ -- but ur probs wondering ..āœØļøconsui why the fuck would you do that shit instead of being at the fucking house like a normal woman? ...and even yet ..why the fuck do you always take so long to do that shit instead of coming here and giving us a dose of your stupidity?! āœØļøšŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘--
.....šŸ§šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø
I WAS NOT ABOUT TO USE A GIANT PINK ROCKET INSIDE OF A CITY BETTER YET IN THE 9 HOURS THAT I WAS OUT THERE WITH MINIMAL INTERNET šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€
Anyway ...today I finally organized all documents into a neat little pile to look at for latttteerrrzzzzzzz so now that I'm free imma do what I always do āœØļøšŸ©· ...
Annoy everybody šŸ’…šŸ»āœØļø
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citricacidprince Ā· 3 months ago
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Since the Book of Bill came out I think my dash has seen the most amount of white skinny boy Bill humanization art since 2013
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imminent-danger-came Ā· 5 months ago
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Lowkey. Do really hate sp*cynoodles
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jrueships Ā· 9 months ago
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damn. i was gonna say it wasn't a good throw but why'd the commentator have to too šŸ˜­
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zukos-tiny-burnt-ear Ā· 10 months ago
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Drew this up as a tattoo idea for me. Been thinking about this one for a while and just finally got around to drawing it lol, probably because I've been thinking more about legend of zelda lately
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floorpancakes Ā· 1 year ago
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accidental still life
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queercatboyrights Ā· 1 year ago
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current predicament
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crepusculum-rattus Ā· 1 month ago
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twink death approachesā€¦
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nyxronomicon Ā· 11 months ago
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Need to take more screenshots of my durge tav so I can force you guys to look at him
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honoviadakai Ā· 9 months ago
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Badly summarizing Hazbin Hotel songs: season 1
Happy Day In Hell:
Local nepo baby is very optimistic for someone who was born and raised in hell but damn it if you donā€™t find it a little endearing.
Hell Is Forever:
Your gut feeling about the pastorā€™s son was correct and he is indeed an annoying prick who likes to act Godā€™s always got his back.
Stayed Gone:
Demon Jeff Bezos finds out his Ex is in town, isnā€™t happy about it and tries to slander the man only for his ex to immediately clap back and serve everyone some piping hot tea.
It Starts With Sorry:
Some of yaā€™ll are way too forgiving and it really showsā€¦youā€™re lucky you dorks are adorable.
Respectless:
A 4ā€™11 Millennial bitch serves absolute āœØCUNTāœØ at a meeting she didnā€™t want to attend, local MILF is not amused.
Whatever It Takes:
A MILF and a lesbian sing about how theyā€™d willingly die for the ones they love. Itā€™s sweet but deeply concerning.
Poison:
Local twink took ā€œconceal, donā€™t feelā€ way too seriously and now youā€™ll never be ok again. Have fun in therapy.
Loser Baby:
A DILF and a twink sing about how theyā€™re the biggest losers in hell and itā€™s the sweetest fucking thing youā€™ll ever see in your god damn life.
Hellā€™s Greatest Dad:
2 grown ass men fight for custody over a grown ass woman.
More Than Anything:
The literal king of hell loves his child more than your father will ever love you and you just gotta live with that.
Welcome To Heaven:
The polite Christians are trying to convert you, but theyā€™re really good at show tunes so I ainā€™t even mad.
You Didnā€™t Know:
Vindication for everyone whoā€™s the black sheep of their family and now have religious trauma.
Out For Love:
Local MILF hypes up her newly adopted lesbian daughter by telling her love is the ultimate murder weapon.
Ready For This:
Local nepo baby discovers that the fastest way to get cannibals to fight for you is through show tunes and the promise of flesh.
More Than Anything (Reprise):
No, the two leading females are not ā€œjust really close friends.ā€ You were told well before this moment.
Finale:
While the main cast is having a Bob the builder moment, 3 local bastards are promising to fuck shit up next season and the person you least expected is having a mental breakdown in the break room.
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wannabeanotter Ā· 5 months ago
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FUCK STICK (BOTTOM TO TOP; FUCKBOY/JOCK TF)
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Fucking tops. It's Friday, nearly midnight and instead of dancing I'm stuck in the washroom at a gay club, hiding from some shithead.
"Tops, right?"
Next to me is a tall guy in a flannel shirt. He's pretty hot, but, urgh, he's the last thing I want to be thinking of right now.
"Yeah," I try to sound chatty, but it's clear I'm pretty annoyed "How did you know?"
He turns to me and crosses his arms, grinning, "Oh, you know. What happened? I bet you have loads of guys chasing after you"
It's true. I mean, look at this ass
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"Urgh. This guy grabbed me from behind and started grinding against me. Can you believe it?? He didn't even ask, all I did was wink at him."
"Hmphh, you winked at him? Sounds like he was giving you what you wanted. You know, all you bottoms are the same. Needy. Demanding. Seeing real men as just dumb grunting animals. Maybe that guy was trying to do you a favour?"
I groan and turn around to leave "Oh, fuck you." Just what I need, another smug shithead.
He heckles me from behind. "God, twinks like you are so fucking lame. Maybe we're fed up of being nagged all the time?". He sounds kinda angry, but I ignore him, and roll my eyes.
"You know what, grab your dick."
I freeze, and my eyes go wide with shock. Why am I so shaken? That's not the worst thing I've heard at a club. I try to move but I can't, I just sputter, "Wh- what?? I'm not doing that"
He grins, "I'm not asking"
I feel something pull against my pants, but I look down and see it's my own arm
"WHAT THE FUCK! Are you... you're doing this?" My arm creeps down, playfully running my fingers over my tight stomach, and slips down through my waist band.
"Haha, yeah I am bro. So, bottom bottom bottom. What to do with you. What if I open your eyes a little?"
I, I start to shake. Something in me feels good. Beefy guys start to flash through my mind, and whatever's taken over my hand knows what it's doing down there. Athletes, wrestlers, big bulges in tight clothes...
"Here's the thing. There's enough brats like you around here bro. Someone's gotta do something. Think of it like, uh, giving back to the community."
The images in my mind start to change. The models get smaller, swapping out athletes for tight twinks in tighter shorts. Instead of biceps, I'm thinking of big, curvy asses, and my hand... I can't control myself. I wanna grab someone, anyone, and start grinding.
But then, one of my crushes slides by - Jason, a HUGE wrestler on my college team. Biggest pecs I have seen in my life. Thank fuck, finally, a real man. He looks at me with his big, brown eyes and oh my god, my heart flutters. I look up at him and in my mind I start to walk towards him
The guy in the flannels shirt is egging me on, "Go on, do it." How does he know what I'm thinking? Whatever.
I reach out, and Jason smiles. That big, goofy, handsome grin... and then he turns around. He gets down on the mats, on his hands and knees, raising his big, firm ass into the air. I'm looking right at it.
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I squirm. "Oh god. No. No no no no no"
"Uh, actually, yes." The guy in the washroom grins. "I want you to be a dumb, grunting animal, you will do that for me. Are you starting to understand?"
I lean down over the sink, but in my fantasy I fall against Jason. I hold him tight, pinning his big sweaty form down against the mats. At first, there's barely anything I can do to control him - he's WAY bigger than me, but soon I start to feel... bolder. Firmer. He tries to roll me over, but I slip my arm around his shoulder and a vein pops up over my bicep. My legs strain and my glutes start to stretch. Fuck, my whole body is throbbing.
I grunt, and slam him downwards, which gives moment to catch my breathe. Does he feel less sweaty? I wipe my forehead. Wait, am I more sweaty?
"Yeah bro. I know what you're thinking, I know how much you love guys after they've worked out. Damp clothes, that manly smell... it's exactly what every bottom wants these days. Now it's yours"
We twist around each other, and I reach my arms across his body. Wait, all the way around? His shoulders have gotten smaller, thinner... twinkier. And, well, mine are the opposite. He lunges, but I grapple him. All the mass has gone from his legs, meanwhile, my biceps are big enough to crack a skull.
"I want to make you a real fuckboy, you know? Someone who just thinks with his dick. Gym, sex, gym, sex, gym, sex... I want you to always be turned on, I want it to control you, I want you to never get a break."
I've got him, firm between my legs. Jason's tiny now, the same size I was 2 minutes ago, and I start to grind my bulge against his soft, bubbly ass. Fuck. Fuck! It's so good. This is the best fantasy I've ever had in my life. I want to fuck him so bad.
My whole body is throbbing, shaking. Blood is pulsing through my, through my everything. Fuuuuuck. I feel almost dizzy. Everything about this almost feels real. I go to lift up my shirt, but it's gone, and I run my other hand over my stomach. It's like I can really feel the abs
I cum. Oh my god, did I just cum in a... a washroom at a night club? And, I was thinking about topping a guy??
"Ahem". I turn to stare at the guy next to me. He looks pleased with himself. Very pleased.
"There bro! How do you look?"
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I look in the mirror, and it hits me like a fucking brick. My body... my clothes. Oh my god, everything's gone. THAT WAS REAL? I look like some stupid fuckboy. Am I a stupid fuckboy? Is that a JOCKSTRAP? My jeans are gone, now just a pair of shorts. Very short shorts. Is that it? Is that all I'm wearing? Over the top of my huge pecs I see my converses are gone too, swapped out for some worn down gym shoes.
This can't be real. If it is, my boyfriend is 100% going to break up with me. How do I even explain this? That I'm like, ripped now? No, wait... that's not it. I try to imagine him topping me but, but, fuck, it feels so gross. A total turnoff
"Of course you don't want to let him top you. You're not a bottom anymore... that's kind of the whole point."
But he would never let me top him. But maybe we don't need to have sex for a while. That wouldn't be so bad, would it...
"AHAHAHA, sorry, with your new sex drive? What part of a fucking animal don't you understand"
There's no way he would want to stay with a horny fuckboy, but, but...
what if I am a stupid fuckboy? I'm already thinking of a nice, tight twink. I'm not that interested in him anyway - he's too tall, too beefy. All the guys I saw earlier are racing through my head. The skinny guy I danced with with the great ass, that cute short one by the bar... urgh, he had those perfect legs, that cute crop top, tight stomach... I bite my lower lip and reach down...
"NO!!"
I start hyperventilating. "This isn't me. I'm not a jock, I am ABSOLUTELY not a top. And," I lift up my arm, "there's no way I actually smell like this"
He laughs, like he's having the fucking time of his life. Maybe he is. "HAHA, sorry dude, yeah you do. And, yeah, you are. Think of that fuck stick like a gift, not just to you, but also to every cute boy you see on grindr. You'll get used to it, trust me"
His words flood my head... I imagine scrolling through the app in bed later, looking at the sea of boys all desperate for me... I reach down again...
"NO! Fuck! Make it stop. Why are you doing this to me?!!"
He pauses for a moment, then sighs and shakes his head. His expression... he's looking at me like he thinks I'm stupid. Does he think I'm stupid? No way - this motherfucker!
"Really? I know I fried a few wires up there dude, but you cannot seriously be asking that. Why do you think I'm doing it?"
"I - I..." I can't find any words. I really don't know. I just don't fucking get it. He's ruining my body, my LIFE, and for what? Fun? Revenge?
But he laughs, and looks at me. I'd think he was being pitiful if he wasn't grinning so fucking hard.
"Bro," he says, "I'm doing this because I think it's hot."
My heart sinks. "You're doing this because, because it fucking turns you on? Don't you give a shit about me at ALL?? I'm going to lose my boyfriend, I'm trapped in this horny, sweaty, disgusting body..."
"Just stop complaining. You know, so what if you don't get in a say in this! Sometimes you just gotta take what life gives you, and right now that's a huge fucking cock"
I feel like I'm about to burst out crying. He grabs my new, boyish face, and pulls it up towards his. "So, yah! Glad I could clear that up," he laughs, "Look, ok, this isn't gonna work if you're gonna be such a fucking loser about it. It's also not gonna work out if you don't work out - you gotta be going to the gym from now on. Those biceps, those pecs... you're chiseled like a statue and I'm not gonna let those new muscles go to waste. You need to be in there DAILY."
He gives my cheeks a squeeze, then lets me go. I clutch my face. It feels different, unfamiliar. Am I crying?
"URGH, bro, will you just quit looking at me like that. Puppy dog eyes, I shouldn't have made you so fucking handsome... Look, I'm gonna give you one last chance, ok: cheer up, right fucking now, or else I'm gonna have to do some rewiring. Right now, all your decisions are being made up there", he flicks my forehead, and then he smirks and grabs my crotch. "But, if I flick the switch, this guy gets to do all the thinking. You'll be so dumb, so horny, HAH, you'll be drooling over your own dick. A real fucking animal. Got it?"
If I don't get a grip, it's over for me. But what do I do? I gulp, and try to swallow my tears. I wash my face a little in the sink. He stares down at me, and the two of us stand in silence. It feels like forever, but it must have been just a minute.
I look up at him, and let out a squeak. "Yeah. You're right. I got it"
"No." he says "I don't think you do."
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Damnnnnn, look at these pecs. Fuck, what was I doing? Whatever, I gotta get back out there. See if that blonde guy by the bar is taken. Just thinking of him and his ass makes me wanna... I grab my crotch, and let out a moan.
Wait, is that cum? Yoo how did I not realise. I clean myself up and slide my waistband back over my jockstrap, letting it snap into place against my cum gutters. I flex, and light shines off my glistening, sweaty muscles - if someone were to see me now, they'd think I was a greek statue. These strong, firm thighs, the perfect curve of my glutes... these shoulders look like they were made by fucking Michelangelo.
Nah, I'm way better than that. A statue doesn't have a dick. See you at the club, bro
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livwritessometimes Ā· 11 days ago
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What Can I Say? Iā€™ve Got That Charm
: Part 13 (Landoā€™s Version)
: Y/n and Lando film their first vlog together!
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As Y/n made her way upstairs, a chill ran down her spine. It was a cold night, which made her wonder what Lando was doing up there in the first place. Opening the door, she saw Lando peering over the city.
"Don't you think it's a little too cold for you to be here in a half shirt?" Y/n said as she adjusted the sleeves of her hoodie.
Lando turned to look at her, smiling softly as he said, "Maybe," before turning back to look at the city.
"So why are you here?" Y/n asked as she inched further towards where Lando was standing.
"Nothing, I just...like to come up here when I need to breathe," He said.
"Hmm," Y/n hummed as she stood directly next to him, resting her head on her arms.
It felt nice. It had been a while since Y/n had visited the rooftop; the last time was when she moved into the complex. It was nice to be up hereā€“peaceful even.
So lost in her thought, Y/n almost missed what Lando was saying, "Huh," She said asking him to repeat his question.
"Do you ever think that maybe this isn't what you're supposed to do in life?" Lando asked, his voice low, leaving a heavy silence in the air.
"What do you mean?" Y/n asked, turning herself so that she was now facing the boy in front of her.
"Like, do you ever wonder how life would have been had you not taken the course that you did? If maybe you had done something that was more...valuable?" Lando asked, glancing at Y/n and then back at the view in front of him.
"Sometimes," Y/n answered truthfully. She continued, "I do think about what my life would have been like had I taken medicine like my mother or business like my dad."
Turning back to look at the city, Y/n said, "But you know what I've realized? There will always be these unanswered 'what ifs' that follow us all our lives. You can never escape that....the only thing you can do is have faith in your decisions, even if the future is uncertain. You just gotta believe you're doing the right thing."
Lando looked at Y/n, watching the city lights cast a soft glow over her face. "You know, I can be really philosophical sometimes. You just gotta spend more time with me Norris to know this side of mi-" Y/n was silenced as Lando cupped her face in his hands and pulled her into a kiss.
He could not help the sudden burst of emotions that took over him. Pulling away, he rested his forehead against hers. "Be my girlfriend," He said.
"What?" Y/n was thrown off guard by the sudden question. She could feel her heart racing in her chest as she waited for Lando to answer her.
"Be my girlfriend," Lando repeated this time, looking her right in the eye.
"Are you serious?" Y/n questioned. If you had told her a month ago that the noisy neighbor from the floor above her, whom she hated with a passion, would be standing in front of her asking her to be his girlfriend, she would have laughed in your face.
"As serious as I'll ever be," Lando said, his eyes glistening with sincerity.
"Yes," Y/n whispered, as she leaned in to close the gap between them.
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occamstfs Ā· 8 months ago
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Diet Diaries
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Hi all! Thank you so much for 500 followers! Here's a little style switch up to celebrate, got a lotta refs in this one and I quite leaned into the diary entries so I hope it's not too much! Hope y'all enjoy this stereotype reversal and as always, best! -Occam
Monday March 21st-
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Andy:
I am beyond sick of Steve. Moving in together was a mistake, I donā€™t care how cheap the rent is, he is a narcissistic slob and I am eager to never see him again. Well no, I shouldnā€™t get ahead of myself. Our R.A. had this idea to try and walk in each other's shoes, which I donā€™t know? It might not be the worst thing? My big idea was switching diets actually- honestly Iā€™m just hoping if he ate more like me heā€™ll stop stinking up the dorm. I can dream at least. Literally though he just canā€™t go to the gym as often if he eats like me. If I'm lucky at the very least his deodorant will last longer, I cannot take another day of his b.o. seeping through the walls, ugh! Anyway, wish me luck! Iā€™m sure this will be a breeze for me, he usually just eats junk anyway, hope he enjoys my salads~
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Steve:
Andy that little fucker. He was being such a little bitch to James and now Iā€™ve gotta eat his rabbit food for a week or lose this bet or whatever. Steve donā€™t lose tho. Lil twinkā€™s gotta eat whatever I make him too and you can bet your ass Iā€™m gonna make him match my macros if Iā€™ve gotta starve myself like he wants. Fuck! This shit is going to absolutely tank my routine! Iā€™ve gotta make Andy give up. Iā€™m gonna go so hard on him heā€™ll have to hit weights if he doesn't want to blow up like a pig. Maybe then heā€™ll stop bitching any time I donā€™t fucking shower every time I get back home.Ā 
Tuesday March 22nd-
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Andy:
My Lord! He is trying to kill me! I donā€™t know how anyone could consistently eat as much as heā€™s telling me to. Iā€™m so bloated from all this food.. He looks so smug every time he tells me to keep eating, Iā€™m sure he doesnā€™t eat like this. Heā€™s just trying to break me but Iā€™m not going to let him win this easy.
Ugh, I feel so bloated my pants are so tight on my waist. I didnā€™t think meat sweats were a thing but man I am needing to put on deodorant like twice a day now and Iā€™m not even exercising. I will say that now that Iā€™m eating so much, I donā€™t hate the idea of going to the gym. Itā€™s been a while since I went but I should probably at least hit up the treadmill lest I get even more of a gut- maybe Iā€™ll see if he wants to go tomorrow. This is all just an exercise to understand each other more after all, no need to make it a stupid competition like he wants eh~
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Steve:
Fuck! I am so tired of Andyā€™s pussy-ass diet. I had absolutely no energy at the gym today, I told all my bros that I was just gonna take it easy but fuck! I really was working my ass off and I struggled to even meet a PR I set last week. It was supposed to be a push day and I didnā€™t even get a chest pump! Why the fuck am I still going. Iā€™m abso-fucking-lutely not getting gains on his fuckinā€™ bitch-ass salads and oats.
Eatinā€™ like a fucking twink and the fucker has the nerve to ask to go to the gym with me tomorrow. Iā€™ll make sure he regrets that >:) Gonna work him like a horse so heā€™ll throw in the towel! After feeling how sore actually working on yourself makes ya, he might actually learn something. Iā€™ll turn in early so I can go all out and show him what a real man looks like.
Wednesday March 23rd-
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Andrew:
Man! I totally get why Steven eats so much now~ I am absolutely raring to go and get this; He said I could go to the gym with him today! He even seemed like he wanted me to go with him! I feel like I have more energy than Iā€™ve ever had before, I might even try some weights!! I donā€™t know but Iā€™m so excited! Itā€™s like I can feel my chest and biceps begging me to go and hit some iron haha! Or whatever those ā€œbrosā€ say~ I hope heā€™s got something good planned for lunch because I fuck Sorry! I just want to show him that I can do all this dude stuff too! Iā€™m a man right? I guess all this protein is making me feel more like a man than usual idk. Either way though Iā€™m ready to go! Hope we have some fun!
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Steven:
That bitchā€™s fuckinā€™ fru fru salads are ruining my PRā€™s for sure! I bet he knew that when he begged me to take him to the gym today, knew it was the only time he could show off to me was when Iā€™m so out of it. And he didn't! Just to be clear I could still wipe the floor withĀ  him even if Iā€™m not at my A-game. Ugh, I do gotta hand it to the little fucker though. I KNOW he hasnā€™t even really set foot in a gym before but man. Beginners luck my ass, as soon as I showed him a technique he lifted like heā€™s been doing it his whole life! Itā€™s like I could see his pecs and tris swelling up with each lift. Not that I was staring at the bitch or anything but heā€™s just I just need this fuckinā€™ diet thing to end so I can get back to my grind, I guess I wouldnā€™t hate taking him to the gym more often, would be hot to make a bitch into a bro Fuck! What am I writing, I just need to lift again.
Thursday March 24th-
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Andrew:Ā 
Bro! Weird? Whatever, I am absolutely on fire! Stevenā€™s diet is absolutely killer! I donā€™t know how itā€™s working so well but man I couldnā€™t care less, I felt like a pro in there! My coaches in school would always shit on me for not trying but man! I was barely trying yesterday but I could tell from the look on Stevenā€™s face that I was acing it! I guess Iā€™ll have to admit to him that he is definitely onto something with his macros but man, not until he gives up haha! Man, I need to chill haha, itā€™s not like Iā€™m any stronger than I was Monday but man, looking at myself in the mirror it just seems like my clothes are just fitting better. Catching on my chest rather than my stomach yļæ½ļæ½know? Iā€™ve never noticed that there is muscle on my arms before but man the way my sleeves are kinda hugging my biceps mm. I need to chill haha! Canā€™t use all my energy before hitting the gym again today!
OH! Also totally weird, Iā€™ve had to shave twice this week! Once last night and then again this morning which is so weird! Iā€™m not complaining though, itā€™s not like I wouldnt look hot with a beard right? Although my face is a little itchy already, my chest too? Whatever though haha! Time to head back to the grind lol!
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Steven:
God!! Andy Andrew is being such an asshole! Heā€™s clogging the sink shaving which I know he would so be on my ass if I had done that. Wait, he did get on my ass for shaving! But it hasnā€™t been a problem this week, itā€™s like Iā€™m not even growing stubble for some reason? Probably from not working so hard at the gym, is that how that works? Whatever itā€™ll be over as soon as this stupid diet thing is. Weā€™re halfway through now. Thank God! Because that fucking twink is starting to stink up the dorm which again!! He was such a little bitch all the time to me about that! Itā€™s like heā€™s literally stopped using deodorant as soon as he started needing it! Heā€™s never exerted himself in his life and now that his pits are sweating at all heā€™s suddenly allergic to hygiene, ugh! I saw last night too the fucker fell asleep with his head in his pit too so itā€™s not like he doesnā€™t know it.Ā 
It was a little surprising actually, cause I wouldā€™ve sworn he was hairless like one of those freak cats but man his pit was as thick as my pubes! Thicker maybe, uh? Man I wish I could get that image out of my head, itā€™s like the tuft was pushing out further each time he inhaled, man thatā€™s kinda hot? Fuck! I swear this twink-ass diet is making me think like him too. I need to sneak to the gym later, without him. I cannot have him getting ahead even while Iā€™m still on his chickenshit diet.
Friday March 25th-
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Steven:
Ah!! That Little bitch! He was already at the gym when I got there! Ugh! It makes me want to punch a wall, or fight him. Or something I dont know! Itā€™s just, he was lifting my body weight on the bench when he saw me, it was so ho ugh! It doesnā€™t matter what it was, I canā€™t stop thinking of that smug look on his face- what I would give to wipe it offā€¦ That absolute prick knew what he was doing. Ugh, speaking of pricks! He may as well have not been wearing shorts at all by how much his cock was showing through them.
I knew my meal prepping was fucking tight but man, I canā€™t believe hot its made him. It just really fucking turns me on, or no its such a turn on for chicks. Yeah. Whatever. I need this bet to end already. Clearly heā€™s totally obsessed with my lifestyle so he should just admit it already! Also, hate to say it, but to Andrewā€™s credit his diet ain't too bad either. Iā€™d never tell him this, and it is all a little emasculating but my skin has never looked this good. Iā€™m not even doing skincare or anything but itā€™s like Iā€™ve been on a routine for years, itā€™s crazy! Itā€™s still ruining my upper gains but man, my ass looks so good it's crazy..
Oh also re: facial hair, I woke up this morning and couldā€™ve sworn I used to have chest hair but now it looks like Iā€™ve got just a little left around my nipples and leading up from my pubes? I might go ahead and shave those too, might as well be totally smooth like a chick right haha, I wonder what Andrew would think? I need to chill haha, maybe Iā€™ll go see if heā€™s still at the gym~
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Fuuuuck dude lol. I shouldā€™ve started hitting up the gym ages ago. Donā€™t know what I was even wasting time on before I started doing twice-a-days? Studying I guess but I can figure that shit stuff out hm. Fuck it is so much better to be strong than a dweeb. Every set it feels like Iā€™m just busting out new PRā€™s! Gonna need to buy new clothes though cause I am absolutely tearing up my crop tops, my twinky little wardrobe just isnā€™t cutting it anymore. Maybe Stevenā€™d be down for a clothes swap, Iā€™ve seen him eying up my fits all week, god knows heā€™ll fit them better lol. Oh haha, and speaking of him eying things up >:) You shouldā€™ve seen his little face blush when he walked into the gym this morning! He looked so pissed at me lol, but Iā€™m not gonna grab him to come along every time I need to get some sets in right? It was pretty embarrassing for him yesterday anyway, the way I showed him up lol. Iā€™m not just gonna sit around and watch him not lift weights when I can figure this shit out myself, thought it was supposed to be his thing though lol.
Mm, saying that though, I def didnā€™t hate having a little audience from his treadmill. God, his blushing face as he stared directly at my work-out chub. Fuck, it really got me going. It really helped my sets too haha. Maybe I should hit him up lol, I can tell how bad he wants me >:)
Saturday March 26th-
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Stevie:
Ugh! That douche is walking around the dorm completely shirtless! Do you know what itā€™s like to have an oaf flexing away across the room from you 24/7! He knows what heā€™s doing, and thank god my dick isnā€™t showing through my shorts like I thought it usually does because he might literally pounce on me then-
Ugh! I didnā€™t even mention this morning. I literally woke up to him jacking off his morning wood! Do you know what a bitch-fit he would have thrown if I did that! He wouldā€™ve filed a police report, probably the dweeb, or. I guess I could too?? But it was just so fucking hot. I tried to pretend I was asleep, but he totally caught me. He literally smirked and made eye contact as he finished too- thank god he didnā€™t see my boner as he asked if I wanted to clean up his mess. Heā€™s such an ass!Ā 
I still have a boner now actually, itā€™s his B.O. driving me actually crazy! Itā€™s like I canā€™t think near him if heā€™s going to stink this bad god.. Oh, heā€™s doing pullups on the door frame fuck. Heā€™s supposed to be hairless but I see sweat dripping from his pits god I can't. God with each pull up his chest looks even more powerful. His cock is bobbing up and down in his pants and I can not look away. Fuck itā€™s getting even bigger. Iā€™m supposed to be the strong one right? Itā€™s not, fuck. This isnā€™t right. He just so fucking, god that body, I need him-
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And Drew:
Heh. I knew that fucking twink couldnā€™t resist me. Every little thing I do wraps him even tighter around my finger. Every flex and smirk turns him on even more I bet he canā€™t even think straight the way his little dick is losing it in his briefs- I took all his jocks since Iā€™m sure he would need them anymore. Bet the little bitch didnā€™t even remember they were his.Ā Ā 
Might as well have been drooling when he saw me jacking my cock this morning lol, surprised he didnā€™t take me up on the offer to lick up the mess. I know he wanted to lol. Heā€™ll get the chance soon enough though >:) God itā€™s a two-way street though. That fucking twink is so fuckable now, thank god he doesnā€™t need to shave anymore, donā€™t want his peachfuzz scratching my cock cause god that mouth is so fuckable now.. To say nothing of his fucking juicy ass, god! Iā€™ve been working out in the room all morning waiting for him to give in and ask me to fuck him, idk if I can hold it in much longer. I might need to jack it again, my balls are bluer than I ever thought they could be, fuck. Itā€™s like they're sore. Ugh I feel them getting heavier, heh, that little fucker cant resist though. God I feel precum starting to pool in my jock. If I put my pit within a foot of his face I give him five before he canā€™t help but shove his face in. I need to fuck him, but as if Iā€™m going to let him see how desperate I am. Stevie that little fucker. Heā€™ll be riding my cock any second now.
Sunday March 27th-
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Stevie:
Fuck <3 !! He finally fucked me!! God, it was like nothing Iā€™ve experienced before~ His cock was like a beer can and goddd the scratch of his beard as we were making out.. Hehe if I keep thinking about him I might just cum again right now! He can fully toss my body like a ragdoll and Iā€™d thank him ugh! Heā€™s just so hot, and to think he wants to fuck me!! Ah~ Iā€™ll need to keep myself pretty so he wonā€™t get tired of me hehe! Not that itā€™ll be a problem, I just need to keep on his diet, God who knew it would be this good! I donā€™t even remember whatever problems we had before all this and I canā€™t imagine anything better than getting fucked by him <3 Ah! He he~ Heā€™s staring at my ass right now so I guess itā€™s time for another round! Canā€™t thank our R.A. enough for this idea, well he he Iā€™ve got an idea for how to thank him, oh! Drewā€™s ripped off his jock! Wish me luck he he~
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Drew:
My little bitch is so tight, fuck. Iā€™m surprised he can even take my cock but god can he ride it. Gonna have a hard time taking a break from fucking him to even hit the gym. Need to make sure the twink keeps up the diet tho or weā€™ll have an issue. Be sure to make him come to the gym whenever I do, if not to tighten up then to watch me heh. Wonā€™t hate fucking him in the locker room too. Mm, God his fucking tiny body makes me feel so powerful. And I fucking am. God my bis are the size of his thick thighs, fuck his ass. My cock is straining my jock just thinking about it. His tiny waist ugh, I need my sweaty body over him now. Not like heā€™ll mind, the horny fucker. Mmm hope heā€™s ready to take my cock, bet his mouth is already watering heh. Pop my pecs at him and heā€™ll struggle not to cum on the spot, he better keep it together until I let him though. Canā€™t be having my bitch blow his load that fast. Thank fuck heā€™s chilled out finally, though I guess my cockā€™ll work wonders on anyone >:) speaking of itā€™s about that time again. Hope heā€™s ready for some more action, hate to have to find another hole.
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salmonskinrolltf Ā· 10 months ago
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Soulmates 2
[Here's a sequel of sorts to my previous story Soulmates (you don't need to have read it to understand this story). With thanks to @guytransformedforever, @beardobession, @tf-vigilante, @maletransformationlover, @clevertreephilosopher, @scorpionofredsand, and @maletffanatic for providing the photos used as inspiration.]
Hello, my name is Tyler. This is me:
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And this is my roommate, Dylan:
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Now look, I donā€™t have a problem with gay people. My cousin is a lesbian. And Dylan is a great roommate. Stays out of my way when weā€™re not gymming together, but is always down to hang when I need someone to talk to. I just wish he would be less in my face with all his gay shit. Rainbow flags everywhere, blasting Ariana Grande at all hours, constantly bringing new Grindr hookups back to the apartment but giving me side-eye when I ogle women. Itā€™s justā€¦ too much for me.
Hereā€™s the thing. I might actually be able to change that. I have this friend Evan, who Iā€™ve wingmanned for on a few occasions over the past year. One night, when we were getting drunk together, he shared his secret with me. He has a magic gift. He clasped my hand and said ā€œtomorrow, you will wake up and have this magic too.ā€ And sure enough, the next day I could feel a tingle coursing through my veins, and I automatically had the knowledge of how to channel it.
Now I have the ability to change somebodyā€™s future. I canā€™t fiddle with anything thatā€™s innate or has already happened to them. Like, I canā€™t just make Dylan straight. But I can shape his future decisions or actions, and my magic will make alterations to speed the process along. Like if I made him decide to work out more, he would basically become a muscle beast within the week. Not that Iā€™d do that. I still gotta be the alpha here. I just want to make him a little moreā€¦ palatable. Someone cool to kick back with all the time, even if he sucks dick. Letā€™s see... I think I know what will work.
TOMORROW, DYLAN WILL BECOME OBSESSED WITH SPORTS
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Hello, my name is Dylan:
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Sports are my LIFE. I never cared about them much growing up, but about a month ago I felt the urge to join my local queer volleyball team and never looked back. It became my everything. Itā€™s been great exercise, but on top of playing volleyball and getting totally jacked off of it, Iā€™ve loved the sense of camaraderie. I love my team. So much so that I even pierced my nipples on a dare when we lost the semifinals. My teammate River also recommended I stop dyeing my hair, and I think the look is really working for me. For some reason, even though itā€™s only been a month, my hair has grown out significantly since then. Was the red dye stunting its growth or something? Anyway. I also feel like my roommate Tyler and I have really bonded. Weā€™ve been watching baseball games together and I think he appreciates how into it I am. He says heā€™s excited to bro out while watching football together in the fall.
I love Tyler, but hereā€™s the thing. Maybe I love him too much. Iā€™ve always had this huge crush on him, and no matter how many random Grindr hookups I try to distract myself with, I just canā€™t stop hoping that one day heā€™ll give up women for good and decide he loves me. Especially now that weā€™re spending all this time together, bumping chests when our team wins and shit.
I know us getting together is never going to happen, but I have thisā€¦ temptation. I was born with a gift. Or maybe I wasnā€™t. Something my twink friend Paul told me made me think maybe he had something to do with it. Anyway, I have the ability to reshape someoneā€™s past. I change just one thing about their past, and everything about their present just ripples forward to reflect that change. Itā€™s a delicate art. Changing something big can have huge effects that are totally unpredictable. Itā€™s a major temptation to make Tyler gay, but who knows how heā€™d turn out. Plus, I think thatā€™s just too invasive.
Butā€¦ Maybe I could change something small about him. Something that would make him less my type, and allow me to move on and focus on finding a boyfriend who would actually be into me. Iā€™m into nice guys. I really love how kind and caring he is. And come on, heā€™s a FIREFIGHTER. So maybe I can tryā€¦
TYLER GREW UP SELFISH AND SPOILED
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Whatā€™s up, Iā€™m Tyler.
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You dig the jacket? Yeah, Iā€™m still a firefighter, Iā€™m just off duty. But babes dig whatever look I rock, you know what I mean? I get what I want, and what I want is a lot of one night stands. I know how to get ā€˜em, too. Iā€™m so glad I made the decision to grow this beard out a year ago, itā€™s opened so many doors for me. And opened a lot of legs.
Iā€™m getting what I want from Dylan, too. Finally, I have a roommate whoā€™s willing to grab brews and watch the game with me. But I think I fucked up when I changed him. Queer volleyball isnā€™t exactly ā€œsports,ā€ at least not in my book. I thought heā€™d come out like a linebacker or something! I mean, nipple rings were never part of the plan. The gay guys seem to really go for them, too, so heā€™s got an even steadier stream of Grindr hookups coming in and out of the place.
On top of that, Iā€™m a little sick of his shit. Heā€™s always giving me lip about stupid stuff like leaving my dishes in the sink or dropping my unwashed uniform on the bathroom floor. He says itā€™s unsanitary. Like his parade of twinks arenā€™t dying to sniff that shit anyway. He just doesnā€™t get it. I think his volleyball teammates are a bad influence too. Theyā€™re all so obsessed with aesthetic and anti-hetero rhetoric. I still canā€™t make him straight, but I can definitely make him lessā€¦ annoying.
TOMORROW, DYLAN WILL START HANGING OUT WITH MORE STRAIGHT PEOPLE WHO WILL HELP HIM STOP WORRYING ABOUT STUPID SHIT AND BE LESS PRISSY, WELL-GROOMED, AND UPTIGHT
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Yo, Iā€™m Dylan.
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Yeah, I cut my hair shorter than the last time you saw me. The upkeep was just getting to be too much, yā€™know? A couple weeks ago, about the time I dumped that lame-ass volleyball team I was on, I just got bored with shaving every day, too. I invested in a trimmer and now I rock the stubble look, and itā€™s working for me. Iā€™ve gained a bit of weight since then, and itā€™s all for the better because I joined my local football league. Having a few extra beers with my new buds afterward just adds to my potential as a linebacker, anyway.
I thought hanging out with more straight people would make me get used to their vibe and kinda inoculate me against Tyler, but Iā€™m still totally obsessed with him. Heā€™s more of a bad boy now, but Iā€™m finding that less unappealing than I used to. Plus, heā€™s still parading around in his uniform all the time. I canā€™t help it! Iā€™ve jerked off more times that I can count to his Mr. June photos in the local firefighter calendar.
Whenever I see his mom, sheā€™s constantly going on about how, out of all his Tonka toys growing up, the fire truck was always his favorite. She thinks thatā€™s why he grew up to be a firefighter. Maybe I can change that core memory into something a little moreā€¦ disreputable. That would definitely make him not my type anymore. I hope.
TYLERā€™S FAVORITE TOY GROWING UP WAS A TONKA MOTORCYCLE
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Fuckinā€™ A, man, Iā€™m Tyler.
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God, I love my hog. Sheā€™s a beaut, ainā€™t she? My parents wanted me to grow up to be a doctor or a lawyer or a firefighter or some shit, but all I ever wanted to do was ride my hog. Chicks want to ride my hog too, and I let them. As long as they donā€™t go near my bike! Hahaha, get it? Fuck, I love life. Let me take another drag on this stogie real quick.
Where was I? Oh yeah, my roommate, Dylan. I wish I didnā€™t have to room with anyone, but my boss at the garage keeps refusing to promote me. I should knock him around one of these days, see if that changes his mind. Anyway, sure, Dylan isnā€™t so much of a priss anymore. He doesnā€™t give me shit if I leave my grease-stained clothes on the couch or light up when weā€™re watching a football game.
But I wanted him to be straight-acting, you know? I tried to train him up as my wingman but he wore a super gay shirt with all these see-through holes to the party, and all the chicks kept their eyes on him the whole time! Fucker. Why canā€™t he be more like his brother? Iā€™ve seen pictures. That dude is a full on redneck slob, got a Confederate tattoo and everything. I know they had the same backwater-ass trailer trash upbringing, why canā€™t he be rougher around the edges? You know whatā€¦ maybe he can!
TOMORROW, DYLAN WILL REALIZE HE WANTS TO EMBRACE HIS WHITE TRASH UPBRINGING
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Hey yā€™all, Iā€™m Dylan.
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Hoo-ee, life has been good lately. I dunno why I resisted my good olā€™ boy roots for so long. This goatee really makes me look rugged, dunnit? Also the chest hair. So grabbable. I decided to stop shaving my body, and poof! There it went. A full rug, within like two days I reckon. Like a sign from God. This is how I was always meant to be.
I know I was trying to push away my crush on Tyler by making him not my type, but whatā€™s the fuckinā€™ point? I need someone who can handle me, and this hot as fuck biker dude Iā€™ve created might be the only one who can handle me at this point. I ride ā€˜em rough and bareback, just like the horses back home, and weak city dudes just canā€™t handle it.
Will he be the same if heā€™s not straight? Maybe not. But as long as he can take my eight inches, Iā€™ll keep him around. I vaguely remember having some sort of compunction about changing him so drastically, but Iā€™m too horny to remember what it was.
Fuck it.
TYLER WAS BORN GAY
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Uhā€¦ hi. Iā€™m Tyler. Who are you again?
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Sorry, Iā€™m pretty forgetful. Daddy Dylan says I donā€™t gotta remember shit though, as long as I let him ride me as rough and as long as he likes. Heā€™ll do all the rest for me. He tells me where to go, what to do, who to do. There are so many nice, hot guys who are willing to pay our rent if I turn a few tricks. I love it.
Iā€™ve been like this as long as I can remember. My mom and dad kicked me out when I was 18, in my senior year of high school. I was caught sucking my English teacherā€™s dick behind the locker rooms. I never went to college after that, but itā€™s not like I was getting good grades anyway. Sucking Mr. Brentmonā€™s cock wasnā€™t for my health, you know. He had a nice juicy one, too. I still dream about it sometimes.
What was I saying? Oh yeah, I took up with this biker gang for a while after getting kicked out. Iā€™ve always had a thing for bikers. But once they got through using my ass, they got bored. It was hard for a while, but now things are oh, so easy. I get all the dick I could ever want. I have a roof over my head, and no job to worry about. All I do is go to the gym and eat and fuck and I never have to think. Dylan said he might take me out muddinā€™ sometime too. I donā€™t know what that is, but anything Dylan does is fun. Fuck, I love the way his goatee tickles my skin when he kisses me, so rough, so manly. Way manlier than Iā€™ve ever been. Itā€™s so fucking hot. I love how he takes care of me.
I really have no complaints. I wouldnā€™t change anything about my life, even if I could remember howā€¦
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gayvorestories Ā· 9 months ago
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How about predator whoā€™s having huge indigestion/belly ache from the person he ate, and heā€™s struggling very much with hiding his belly because prey is melting much longer than he expected?
this got very long, so I'm gonna have to write a second part another time. I liked this idea, and I thought it would be kind of a hot twist for the pred to get caught and have to eat the person who figured them out. I hope you like it!
Derek sighed and stretched, the warm water of the shower running down his distended, shaking belly. A hot shower after choking down a hookup always felt amazing, and this one was putting up a huge fight.
He sighed and patted the sides of his belly, "hey, shhh, it's okay, you're gonna hurt yourself fighting like that."
The man in his stomach yelled something he couldn't make out, but sounded very angry.
He turned the water off and stepped out, drying off with a towel as he stepped up to the mirror to fix his hair. The smooth surface of the counter was cold as his belly brushed it while he leaned in close to the fogged up glass, making sure to get the part even. He wiped the glass with a towel and stepped back, getting a good look at his stomach.
Derek was 6'11" and built like a brick wall, and his latest lucky meal was a 5'2" twiggy twink he had picked up online. He let out a long burp and gave his belly a rub while he thought to himself, I give him a few hours and no one will know.
He wandered towards the kitchen, his stomach shaking and kicking, and searched the fridge for a beer. When there was nothing in the door he took a deep breath and bent down to check the lower shelves, his meal thrashing as the contents of his stomach went sloshing forward.
Ah FUCK, I forgot to get the beer first!
Absently rubbing the bottom of his gut while leaning on the fridge door, he questioned whether it would be worth an in-and-out at the gas station down the street. The cashier is usually high and it's a weekday... maybe if I wear the baggy hoodie... he was kind sm-
Derek let out a pained moan, his meal had just given him a pretty solid kick. He flexed his abs back hard in response, squeezing his entire core on the man trapped inside until he started to shout.
"Don'tchu fuckin kick me like that again. I can squeeze harder than that, I'll break your fuckin arm. I'm not lettin you out, but I can make this hurt," he said as he gave another mild squeeze with his abs.
He heard a whimper in reply and went to get his big hoodie. Now he needed a beer.
The biggest hoodie in the house barely covered his belly, but it was bulky enough he just looked like he'd had a huge meal if he leaned forward a little. He slipped out, hood up, and tried to quietly slip to his car.
Two steps out, he almost walked directly into his neighbor.
"Oh hey man!"
"Oh, uh, hey Kenny," Derek said, trying not to lose his balance stepping out of the way.
"Really great day out today, it's finally warming up," Kenny said smiling as he turned the key in his apartment door.
"Oh, yeah, yeah it's great. Gotta, uh, go do some stuff."
"You alright man?" Kenny said, pausing before going in.
"Yeah, yeah I'm good, just woke up late," Derek lied. He felt his meal shift, pushing into the front of his stomach. He moved his hand to cover the spot and turned around quick, unsure how much Kenny had seen, "I gotta get goin, good to see you man."
"Yeah, you too," Kenny said in a slightly different tone.
Fuck I hope he didn't see that.
Derek put his hands in his pockets and walked across the lot to his car, the heavy weight in his stomach starting to weigh him down. He practically fell down into the seat of his car and leaned back for a moment, rubbing his sore belly. It felt like the guy in there had been doing backflips the whole walk, and his stomach was starting to wake up.
He tried to sit the seat up, but was immediately stopped when his gut pressed hard into the steering wheel. Derek sighed, repositioned the seat, and cranked the car. At least my feet reach the pedals, he thought to himself as his stomach gave an uncomfortable groan.
The entire way to the store, his stomach bubbled and churned as the man inside struggled against his waking digestive system. He parked and leaned back in the seat again, patting his gut as it let out a low, unhappy groan. "Buddy you have got to stop moving so much."
Derek got out and walked inside the almost-empty gas station and headed straight for the beer cooler in the back. He picked up a single 24 pack and felt another rough bump from inside. After a long sigh, he reached down and picked up another and headed for the door, only to be see that the previously empty store was now packed with about a dozen people.
He steeled himself and pushed forward. Two people blocking the first aisle, one person in the second but standing in the dead center... ah, I see a path, he said to himself as he slipped around a kid spreading out candy bars on the bottom shelf and counting them. He stepped into the next aisle through a gap between them and had to take a quick step back when two kids running through the store almost ran right into him.
His meal gave a solid nudge against one of his organs and he lurched to the side, bumping belly-first into a display rack filled with individually wrapped muffins. As it tipped Derek tried to catch it, but his newly-weighted stomach knocked him off balance and he lost his footing, hitting the ground alongside it, plastic wrapped sweets sliding across the floor.
Derek was dazed and blinked a few times to get his bearings as he tried to stand, but couldn't quite do a full sit-up.
"You alright, mate?"
Derek looked to the side and saw a hand reached out. The man reaching out was tall, decently built, and had a thick aussie accent.
Oh fuck, he's hot
He took the man's hand and stood up, picking up the stand with his other hand and setting it back where it went.
"Yeah, yeah I'm good," Derek managed to put together.
"Yeah you took a hard fall there mate," the man said as he picked up a few muffins off the ground.
Derek realized everyone in the store had just watched him wipe the fuck out, including this incredibly hot man who was now helping him clean up.
Oh no, he's hot
"Y-yeah, just lost my balance there," Derek said as he picked up a few muffins too and set them back on the display.
Unthinkingly, Derek stood up to full height as the man turned around and looked up at him. He froze while putting a muffin back, his mouth slightly open.
"You uh. Glad you're good. Good you're uh, on your feet," the stranger said with a very familiar look.
Derek smiled, suddenly a lot less embarrassed. The man had a handsome face, a thick blonde mustache with dark brown eyes, and the tanktop he was wearing showed off nice arms and a cute beer belly. He seemed so tall from the ground, but now Derek could see he was at least a foot taller than the man.
"I'm uh Joshua. Josh. I'm Josh."
Derek's stomach gave a low grumble as his meal shifted again, rippling the surface of his hoodie.
Josh's eyes widened and Derek grabbed both cases of beer. "I gotta go," Derek said, taking a step forward.
"W-wait!" Josh said, taking a step in front of him, "I uh.. do you.." he started. He lifted his arm and scratched behind his head while he tried to form the words and Derek did everything he could to stop from darting his eyes right to his pit. His stomach let out another groan and the movement under his hoodie was obvious this time.
"Do you want to go to dinner? I uh. Can bring a friend," he said, raising an eyebrow and smiling.
It took a second for what he was asking to process, but when it did Derek's eyes widened. "Oh, uh, yeah. I'd like that."
His stomach let out another gurgle, like water flowing through a pipe, and someone looked over from the next aisle. "I gotta get going though."
Josh took out a pen and wrote a phone number on the side of Josh's beer box. "Just uh. Y'know, gimme a text."
Derek smiled and went over to the line, his stomach starting to pick up in intensity. He could feel it starting to squeeze and fill with juice by the way it sloshed when he walked. He leaned forward to hide the movements under the jacket as he waited for the person in front of him to pay, his stomach making increasingly loud, increasingly wet groans.
The person in front of him took his receipt and looked at Derek as he passed, clearly unhappy with the noise. He put up both cases on the counter and set his card against the chip reader, using his other hand to lean on the counter. The constant weight in his stomach was starting to turn from a dull ache to a steady pain as he heard the card reader beep.
"Keep the receipt," he said as he took the cases and slipped out the door.
...
When he got home, he set both cases down on the couch and kicked his shoes off to the side. His stomach ached and he was ready t-
The doorbell rang.
Oh my god please let me sit, he thought to himself.
He looked through the peephole and saw Kenny. Oh fuck, he saw.
After taking a deep breath, Derek opened the door.
"Hey man, what's up?" Derek said quickly.
"Hey man, can I come in for a sec?"
"Y-yeah, sure, why?"
Kenny stepped inside, "hey, y'know, we've been neighbors for a while, right? I uh, I see stuff. I see guys go in, I see... only you come out. I'm not dumb, I know what's goin on. I know where all the protein for that bulk comes from," he said laughing.
Derek was silently staring down at him.
Kenny stopped laughing and his smile dropped. "Look man, I got stuff in my apartment I don't want the cops going through. You can't be going out all..." Kenny mimed having a bloated stomach and Derek felt a bead of sweat running down his neck.
"All what, Kenny?"
Kenny froze, locking eyes with Derek. He reached for the doorknob but Derek was fast, grabbing him by the wrist so hard it hurt.
"A-Ah! Dude stop, stop! It doesn't have to be like this!"
Derek let go of his wrist and shoved Kenny down the hall. He turned the deadbolt and tossed his sweatshirt on the couch as Kenny stood up and tried to get his balance. He looked up and froze when he saw Derek approaching, the distinct shape of a man still shifting just underneath the muscles of his stomach.
"O-oh fuck. I-is... dude what the fuck."
The man struggled inside Derek's body, kicking and yelling. Derek could make out one word: "run."
Kenny crawled backwards until he hit the wall. When the meal in Derek's stomach gave another hard kick to his kidney, he flexed his abs hard, the vein in his forehead popping out. Kenny's blood ran cold when he heard a sickening crunch.
"Should have minded your own business, man."
Kenny tried to make a dash for the door, but Derek reached down and grabbed him by the neck, slamming him into a wall.
"Here man, since you're so curious," Derek said as he shoved Kenny to his knees and pushed his belly against the side of Kenny's head, "have a listen."
Kenny struggled and tried to push Derek back, but he was stronger than he could have imagined. He grabbed Kenny by the neck again and lifted him to his feet.
"I think his name started with an 'A'," Derek said as he made a strange face. His stomach gurgled and a few seconds later he coughed up a slimy, half-digested wallet. He opened it and looked at the license inside and showed Kenny, "I was right! His name was Aaron." He popped the wallet back into his mouth and swallowed it, forcing Kenny to watch as his throat bulged when it went down effortlessly.
"You know, it's so nice not to have to fuck my meal first for a change. You wanna know a secret?"
Kenny was too stunned to speak and just gasped.
Derek leaned in and whispered in his ear, "do you wanna know a secret?"
Kenny let out a sob and shook his head.
"Well I'll tell you anyway. Men taste so much better when they're afraid. Are you afraid?"
Kenny nodded and let out another sob.
"You should be. I'm going to digest you alive."
"P-please," Kenny said sobbing again.
"It's gonna hurt the whole time."
Kenny panicked and tried to fight back but barely shook Derek's arm.
Derek changed his grip and lifted Kenny by the back of the neck with one hand and grabbed one leg with the other. He put the first foot in his mouth - shoe and all, and swallowed while he grabbed the other foot. He bent Kenny over as he started to drag him in, his knees scraping Derek's teeth.
"No, no no no! NO!" Kenny screamed as he tried to swing a punch. He missed every swing as Derek turned him, forcing his legs to cross as he continued to descend down Derek's throat. He was at his waist and Derek straightened up, speeding up the processes as gravity started to do most of the work.
"You can't do this! You can't! DON'T DO THIS!"
He pushed against Derek's face, but his throat was too strong as the steady pull of his esophagus and hard pulses from forceful swallows dragged him deeper. When he felt teeth on his chest, Kenny pushed hard on Derek's shoulders but he wouldn't budge, and a hard gulp pulled him in so far his arms could no longer bend all the way down.
"SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME, PLEASE!" Kenny screamed as Derek gave another swallow, bringing Kenny's head into his jaws.
"SOMEONE PLEASE! HE'S EATING ME! PL-" Kenny's voice was suddenly muffled as Derek took another swallow, dragging his head into his throat. A few more gulps and all that remained outside were his hands. Derek walked over to the couch before the final swallow and plopped down. He gave one last very difficult gulp and felt Kenny's fingers disappear into his body.
As Kenny's body slipped under his rib cage and into the wider part of his stomach, Derek felt his entire center of gravity change. He pulled the lever on the couch to pop out the chair and leaned back as he felt Kenny's hand slip past the valve to his stomach, sealing him in permanently.
Kenny began to thrash as Derek turned on the TV and cracked open a beer. He chugged half the can and gave his enormous belly a rub. "Shouldn't've gotten involved bud."
Derek leaned his chair forward slightly so he could see over his gut, but after a few minutes of watching Kenny struggle and fight he leaned back again to watch.
He looked over at the box of beer cans and remembered Josh. He reached for his phone and punched in the number, hoping Josh wouldn't block him for calling.
"Hey it's Josh."
"Hey, it's Derek, from earlier."
"Oh, hey, didn't uh. Didn't expect you to call."
"Yeah uh. Well earlier you asked if I wanted to uh. Have dinner."
Derek blushed a little when he heard the voice on the other line laugh softly, "yeah, you feeling hungry mate?"
"Oh, well, I ate a pretty big meal."
"Yeah I remember you looked pretty full when I saw you earlier."
Derek grinned, "I mean I ate again just a minute ago."
Josh laughed, "Twice in one day?"
"Yeah, I didn't think I would be able to but I got it down. I was wondering if you want to come over for uh... dessert."
"Mate I'll level with you, I'm bad at the double-meaning thing, you askin if I want to come over for a good fuck?"
Derek laughed hard, "yeah, pretty much."
Josh laughed back, "alright yeah that sounds fucking great. Text me your address."
"Alright, see you in a bit then."
Derek texted Josh the address as Kenny thrashed in his stomach. He leaned back and finished off his beer, stretching as his stomach gurgled happily.
Part 2 Coming Soon!
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livelaughlovesubs Ā· 6 months ago
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Yessssss yes yes! He looks so proud of himself, how can people not laugh? He makes me laugh and I would just encourage his jokes just so I can see the sparkle in his eyes, he's probably so giddy smdmdndj he's so cute I wanna kiss him senseless
The only way Cyno's a top is a service top, I know just he'd meltttttt into a puddle of love especially when you praise him! Call him a pretty boy, call him the goodest boy in the world!
I just know you could make him cum from praise, he's so used to people looking at him with fear/apprehension, but you're different you've always smile at him and speak to him in such a gentle manner and he's gotta tug his helmet sometimes when you look at him with so much unfiltered adoration in your eyes.
I'm not saying that you've pulled him into a secluded corner to steal a few kisses, he pretends to be annoyed with it yet the way he leans into the kisses says otherwise (he's just lil shy, listen he's never really dated before). I just know that he loves forehead kisses and neck kisses too.
Definitely sensitive, cutie's used to roughness because of his job so gentle touches will drive him wild. Gentle caresses are gonna make him squirm and whine, so so so incredibly sensitive to gentle touches it's so cute watching him writhe.
He might have scratches on his back from a passionate night, honestly he doesn't notice them and had done his usual patrol the next day and was so confused about why everyone seemed off. This man smh šŸ˜”he's so dumb and I love it.
The way this man has me in a chokehold is unreal, I cannot wait until his next rerun that twink will be mine šŸ˜¤
I'm sorry for rambling it's just I don't have anyone to talk about sub Cyno, people are cowards because this man is such a puppy. He's so damn loyal once he locks in a relationship.
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Okay sorry it took me a while to answer BUT I couldnā€™t bring it over myself to give an half-asset response to this beautiful beautiful thing.
First I totally agree, I donā€™t know how anyone could be intimidated by him. Heā€™s literally so ahhhh, the same with xiao. I also headcanon that his abdomen or waist part is the most sensitive, cuz his waist is so cute and adorable and it would be soooo cute if he was really sensitive there. Like just grabbing his hips and caressing them gently gets him all flustered and squirming in your grasp. Some people wonder how you can date him without looking scared, but oh boy. Oh boyyyyy.
He wears so little clothing too! If you donā€™t like showing off, you have to be careful about where to place the hickeys. Cuz he wouldnā€™t even notice that they are there, just going on about his day while people are flabbergasted. But if you do like bragging about whatā€™s yours, go for it and mark him up everywhere!! Even if he sees them, heā€™d love them too much and be too proud to cover them up. So whatā€™s the big deal with everyone? Itā€™s a well known fact you two are going out, why are they so surprised to see some teeth marks on his neck and shoulder?
Cyno is literally such a puppy, heā€™s suuuch an adorable little dork. It makes one want to see him blush 24/7.
Anyway, I approve of it. Though I donā€™t have him neither, havent logging in for quite a while. I canā€™t download the new update cuz Iā€™m installing other gacha games to try them out and my storage has def seen better days šŸ« 
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