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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago

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Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?

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joleneghoul · 1 month ago

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I used to be scared to make phonecalls way back then i worked as a phone operator for a bit and realized nobody on either end of the phone knows wtf is going on ever so now im not scared to call anyone so maybe pro tip to anyone with phone anxiety: nobody knows a damn thing.

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somegrumpynerd · 18 days ago

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More dude and bruh texts

#UTDR #UTMV #My Art #Cross Sans #Epic Sans #Kross ship #Kinda? Implied maybe?#These two share a bed regardless of relationship. I've just decided #Maybe implied krepic? Because Wick is in my head lol #Epic's collection of pictures of Killer sleeping on Cross grows #He has a whole album on his phone and if Cross knew he would probably combust #Anyway I woke up at 4am and couldn't get back to sleep and my brain would NOT let go of this idea #Drawing this like I'm exorcising the thought out of my head lol #Epic doesn't wanna sleep because nightmares but he does wanna use his bro like a bodypillow real quick #Killer's doing it like every night he must be missing something #Speaking of. Nightmare did see and he does not care #He thinks nothing of sharing a bed because they all do it constantly so this must be normal #His reaction was ''oh good you can wake Killer and tell him too''#And assumes the immense embarrassment coming off Cross is cause he got caught sleeping #TW suicide #Cross is just being dramatic but y'know just to be safe #This is the 3rd thing I've started drawing that involves Killer and Cross and cuddling #I need to finish and post the other two still but this is becoming a pattern lol #Anyway I have to do a shot of cold medicine and go be at work 🎉

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago

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Dishonourable Demonstration

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #ouyang zizhen #jin ling #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #nameless red disciple #Ended up scraping the tying up scene because this episode was getting bloated #There are a lot of fun scenes I will be covering though!#All the juniors in the room *know* what's going on here and have to just be polite about it.#Even if they don't know the exact tradition of the ribbon they can extrapolate the intent.#WWX just got dragged into the room like a bunny in a snare and shown off like a fine prize. There is very little room for doubt.#Remember when I said the juniors seeing HGJ so love struck was like seeing your principal ling on the desk twirling the phone cord?#yeah this is like: The principal has set up a full wedding reception in his office. You are there for detention.#He is asking your opinion on napkin colours and if the neckline on his dress is too low or not low enough.#Once again...poor wwx is the last to know. (Not really - he's aware that this is a social faux pas and is trying very hard to keep-#lwj's social face in tact. He's not oblivious! He just doesn't think this has anything to do with *him* specifically)

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front-facing-pokemon · 3 months ago

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#this one is very easy to get strange angles with. because it's just got so many weird shapes on it #porygon #bald #even the original front-facing angle was strange and you could barely tell it's front-facing #hell‚ this angle you can at least tell what it's supposed to be #if you remember the realpokemon post. you remember #this thing also got like banned from the anime or some shit because of an episode that featured it giving kids seizures #fucking did i almost just type “seasures”?? hello?? where am i #even though it was pikachu who initiated the explosion that caused the seizures. and iirc it wasn't even that many seizures #it was like the galaxy note7. where only like 20 or so phones actually exploded but it still got banned from planes #or maybe i'm remembering Every tidbit of information here incorrectly!#y'see folks. this is why i am not a reliable source of information #because i will not be fact checking any of this and instead i'll end off the post with “but idk lol”#edit: it was a lot of seizures. and yes this justifies taking the episode off the air but i don’t feel like the pokémon itself #deserves to be banned from the anime is my point. plenty of folks still like this pokémon #hmm. i wonder if i maybe shouldn’t be spreading middle school rumors on the middle school rumors website

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icewindandboringhorror · 1 year ago

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I know this is just a silly bad quality random screencap of a screencap that I found on facebook lol, BUT it's a succinct enough image to easily describe the concept in a quick/accessible way hopefully :

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(and of course, feel free to elaborate in tags, etc.! (especially elaborating about other senses as well.. can you "hear" in your mind just as well as you can "see"? taste? etc.) It's an interesting topic to me, as someone who's like a 4.5 at MOST lol. I'm curious what option will be the most common :0c )

#tumblr polls #hrmm... a little poll perhaps.. about a subject I find interesting.. since this image came across my facebook today #still really not feeling that well. no longer shaking violently and such but I still feel weird and weak much more than usual #They did say my markers for like infection or inflammation were elevated but that they werent sure of the cause so hopefully #it's nothing too serious. they did also say a lot of different things can cause that thing to be higher than normal but didn't go into spec #fics of what. maybe some of them are relatively benign or something. I still havent felt much back to normal since #I got really sick that one time though. I feel fine on and off but then little bouts of feeling weird and sick happen. hrmmm #ANYWAY.. looking for small ways to be productive. such as little doodles on evil ipad or editing game videos #or posting polls or cat pictures or some other like not very labor intensive things #I WISH I COULD FOCUS on writing HHRGGhh... I need to finish my game.. it would be so freeing.. a project that's been looming #over my head for like 5 years even though througouht that 5yrs I've probably spent a total of 3 months working on it lo.. ANYWAY #I still partially really cannot beleive that people CAN see stuff in their heads. There's always part of me that's thinking like. well mayb #e everyone DOES see the same exact thing but we just describe/conceptualize it so differently that we think we're talking about #different things when we're really not. But I have been assured by people I've talked to about it that they can GENUINELY really see #stuff in their heads like as vivid as an actual picture in real life or something. And the other senses are neat too. Like for exmaple I #can hear in my head much better than I can see imagery. I still CANNOT hear vividly like as if I were listening to actual music out loud..#but I think it's developed more than my sight. AND interesting how this varies the creative process. a friend I was talking to on the phone #said they write by literally just watching stuff play before them like a movie. where my process is COMPLETELY different. AND that affects #the content/what details we focus on as well as our individual styles of writing have differences that can be traced back to that.. hrmm

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ganondoodle · 4 months ago

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the company i work for decided that its switching from the german formal "You"(Sie) to the informal "you" (Du) in all of our websites so now we have to scour the entire database to change it and i quite frankly hate that, not just bc the unecessary extra work but especially bc its such a weird and unecessary change

i bet its bc everything here is getting englishfied (both literally and culturally it feels like, when my new boss talks its half in english bc every second german word is just replaced by an english one despite there being perfectly fine words for it in german too, its so annoying) and bc they want to sound more personal in hopes of getting more clients bc 'company is your fwiend uwu!!', i know this here is the amercian tm site so you wouldnt understand really but i do not want to be greeted with 'du' by companies, no, thats too personal, you dont know me and im not giving you my data, stay away!!

i guess thats how i would describe it .. the formal you is like a polite distance, like someone you dont know staying outside your personal space, but when its the informal 'you' it feels invasive unless i told you you can call me that, and that goes double for companies

maybe its a small thing that doesnt seem important but i cant stand it, im just a little part time worker doing data work so i got no say in it but the companies founder also announced hes giving his post to his kids some time ago so ...... since then theres been alot of changes and new projects that solely aim to imitate whats popular and whats done by other companies, despite ours being one that is, or used to be, intentionally different, like, that was the POINT, but i guess chasing trends is just too appealing for CEOs

#ganondoodles talks #personal #rare personal rant #theres more and more changes that feel so weirdly forced #like man #i thought being different was the whole point #like climate and ethics are .. or were .. the core idea and now i guess its just fine to do whatever conventional companies are doing #yeah woohoo lets also do an app thing that forces people to sign up if they want reasonable prices!#smartphones the standard everwhere!#who needs anything physical if you can put it in an a phone so syphon off data directly out of people fingertips!! yea!!!#lets use AI pitcures bc we refuse to hire more graphic desingers and they are jsut so overworked uwu #climate? ethic? whats that #argh #sorry this needed to get out #recently had a stupid conversation with a coworker bc i asked them why we are okay with AI shit now when it goes against what this-#company was presumably founded on #and he was rly defensive and said welll we dont have time and its cheap and also maybe we should got WITH the time #like that last thing especially pissed me tf off #but i cant afford to lose this job #im starting to hate it more though so the dream of being able to stay like this might not be real #i cant get a job in this place that is as nice to my mental health so idk man #i wish i was good enough at merch and online stuff so i could live of that #but even trying to find out how taxes work on that stuff is a nightmare to me

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caterpillarinacave · 3 months ago

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They're all on a family plan

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#this is how I waste my time #Larry has a good time on the phone with phone companies #“you need a dozen cellphones?” “...I have a lot of kids” “you've had 17 devices sent in for repair in the last year” “...yeah that seems ri #“Sir did you know the usage of phones on your plan goes up 400% between 8pm and 6am???” “look can I please just get the extended warranty"#he makes full use of those warranties. and insurance. shit doesn't last long in that museum. blame the miniatures they have way to much fun #he got tired of everyone swiping his phone for mobile games #its hard to explain to people that you didn't get their text because the last time you saw your phone was at 2am when-#you handed it off to a 4000yo teenager to play HayDay on and frankly it could be anywhere and its not worth looking #natm #shitpost #Larry daley #night at the museum #natm jedediah #natm octavius #ahkmenrah #natm ahkmenrah #natm teddy roosevelt #natm sacagawea #natm lancelot #natm Attila #natm nicky #natm tilly #night at the museum 3 #natm 3 #jedtavius

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moregraceful · 26 days ago

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can we PLEASEEEEE talk about nico sturm's white boy swag PLEASE. like what was that. why were the sharks so intensely hiding his white boy swag. "oh we got him for his face offs" WHAT ABOUT HIS WHITE BOY SWAG. imagine if the sharks had not made a holiday music video we would not have never known about nico sturm's insane white boy swag. ik you all are consumed with thing1 and thing2 and also thing3 and thing4 but what was going on with nico sturm in that video, we need to discuss. why was he the only one giving it's big and i know what to do with it energy. ON THE SHARKS?? HELLO

ALSO. cody ceci can't rap nor should he ever again get his ass off the mic but he DID sound like an npr show host. he has the smooth tenor of a man telling me on all songs considered that this all-female octogenarian shoegaze quartet is going to be playing at hardly strictly bluegrass this year. or like a guy who was an overnight host for a classical music station. he's telling me he's got gershwin to accompany me through the cold winter night. he's signing off with an instrumental version of "st. james infirmary" at 6am. he calls his listeners his "lovers" and gets away with it bc the only people who listen to overnight classic music stations are lonely old men and particularly unwell college students. ohhhh cody ceci you're wasted as a dman you should be romancing old men

#HEAVILY REDACTED BUT I FEEL NICO'S BDE IS THE REASON MARIO HAD TO LIE AND SAY HE'D BEEN YAPPING TOO MUCH #guys i woke up so evil this morning i think i spent six solid hours airing my grievances to ko until i realized it was because my feet #were cold and had been all day. went to beryl and said beryl my feet are cold and beryl said well i think wool socks are going to be #better for you in this climate than cotton and i said WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED A NEW WARDROBE FOR AN ENTIRELY NEW CLIMATE #like i did have a winter coat and winter boots to be clear but?? so i made a large wool sock purchase and a smaller slippers purchase #and can i state for the record i did live in baltimore for four years over a decade ago when snow was real. i did live in a colder climate #than the bay area winters i have become accustomed to #but looking back i just have no memory of how i survived that. friends from ohio telling me how to dress i guess #keats got a new parka too. but i bought that before i realized i was cold. but if HE'S cold I'M cold #i think ko heard like every complaint under the sun. i think i invented new things to be cheesed off at as i was going #except the 15 minute interlude where i turned to k and popped off about how the sharks treat goosh #but if i start talking about that again the sap center is in danger of becoming a new feature in the wetlands #fine i will be brave and say it. i think nico said ok if you lost your adhd fidget toy (phone) then i will give you a new one (his dick)#BYE. BYE #fresno oilers.txt #my feet are cold :(#fresno oilers.write

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foldingfittedsheets · 4 months ago

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I swore up and down that my iPhone 8 would be my last iPhone. Alas. My parents bizarrely and unexpectedly switched carriers and got me an iPhone 15 for free so I’m like. Okay well. THIS will be my last iPhone I guess.

It’s stressful though so I’ve been spending so much time getting used to a new car and a new laptop to suddenly have a new phone.

#ramblies #it doesn’t take a thumbprint and I super don’t want to use faceid ever #so I just. unlocked it. might not be sustainable forever but honestly it’s never off my person so at least while I’m acclimating to it #I don’t wanna pass code constantly #I got converters for the existing phone chargers so that’s fine but I spent three hours trying to switch my old phone over #because my parents didn’t have the billing zip code match their address #and it’s already dropped two calls so it’s not boding well for att

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chloesimaginationthings · 8 months ago

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How Michael’s interview with Phone dude went in FNAF 3

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cozylittleartblog · 6 months ago

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hi I just wanted to say thank you for your post about sheezy.art! I didn't know that existed, saw your post, checked the site out, signed up, and I am having so much fun so far! ...And being reminded how much stuff I missed from older internet days (I have started putting stamps on my profile. I forgot how much I loved stamps) - which is fun! Just... Thank you for sharing that existed! I never would have known otherwise and I'm so glad I know about this now??? :D

o7 I'M DOING MY PART TO SPREAD THE GOOD WORD OF SHEEZYART. I hope they seriously up their marketing efforts once the site comes out of beta next January, this site seriously needs more people and I am not kidding when I say I want it to become the next deviantart. It really is just Deviantart But When It Was Good, the deviantart of my late 2000s and early 2010s childhood.

I do not like modern internet design at all, but sheezyart gets it all right. Even my very few nitpicks can be excused by the fact the website is in beta, and they're still working on getting everything up to their standards. I need to get more stamps on my profile, it is The Way Of The Art Websites. and the biggest perk is again they are very anti-AI so all the artists are Real !!!!!!!!!

tired of the rapid eshittification of the internet? join sheezyart. tired of websites selling you out to train AI datasets? join sheezyart. miss Old School Deviantart? join sheezyart. need a new art website that actually respects you as an artist? join sheezyart. love super advanced profile customization? join sheezyart. even if you're not an artist, join sheezyart, cuz every art website needs a non-artist demographic to enjoy our works!!

if we want alternatives to the corrupt self-serving social media platforms, we have to support their competitors and help them get off the ground, so that one day they may have enough support to stand face-to-face with them.

everyone join sheezyart and then tell your friends to join it too

my username is Cozy if any of y'all want to follow me if you do!!!

#sheezyart #ask #deviantart #anonymous #anon #i got a small handful of my friends into sheezyart yesterday when i just so happened to catch the registration window Open #yes it's only 10 per 8 hours. you have a phone with a built in timer function. pop off

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wolvieshairypussy · 4 months ago

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I made the X-men in picrew! It's by @crowesn 💙

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asmidge · 1 year ago

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Todd Ingram in Scott Pilgrim Takes Off!

#todd ingram #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim takes off #spto #scott pilgrim takes off spoilers #I haven't seen any gifsets of him so I said fuck it I'll do it myself #mayhaps I got a little carried away...#but I had so much fun so! :D #also fun fact my phone has so little storage that trying to make these exploded my phone multiple times #sorry if the quality on some of these is crunchy. as I said my phone was exploding #might make more later because he's just. soo cute #bleats

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ooglywooglies · 18 days ago

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it's kinda crazy how readily left leaning people write off people who criticize them for being racially insensitive just because it happens on tumblr or twitter or bsky like I know we're on the stupid idiot website but that doesn't mean you're immune to racial blunders

#I'm on my phone so I not gonna get too into it but despite the fact that I don't think Lindsay Ellis should've been “run off social media”#the legitimate criticism she was receiving got written off WAY too quickly #like it sucks for everyone that the sentiment got cooped by people who already hated her but ough it still makes me mad that she never took #responsibility for it #like I know it was over a dumbass movie no one cared about but idk!#I find the whole thing very frustrating #edit just in case this blows up: this post is not about lindsay ellis. its about something completely different it just reminded me of that

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prettyboysdontlookatexplosions · 6 months ago

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made a phone call i'd been putting off for like two months, please clap

#been tryina get my paltry 401k rolled over to the place i now have a roth ira and screwed up who i needed them to make the check payable to #and the only thing worse than one (1) phone call with a retirement account provider is making the same call again.....#i got lucky today though there was like no wait which was one reason i was putting it off #anyway. then once it's in the new account i set up for it #i just have to call so fi to do the thing they claimed i could do where i pay a one time tax thing #and then i can put this in the other one as well...#isabel 2k24

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