i have spent all day trying to write and gotten nothing done because i'm so ill my brain is turning into soup as i type this... i've sent a few asks out but i'll get to the rest of them from that starter/inbox call soon hopefully.... bare with me i'm being held in a choke hold by this cold ffdgyhsjfhaghjd
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idk if you're still doing these but how do you think the animorphs would do against the original X-Men?
[Obligatory joke about the X-Men having an advantage because they cloned Jake to make Bobby.]
Animorphs Advantages
Trust in leadership. Full offense to Scott, but he can be bossy and overbearing to the point where it causes infighting. Jake's team will not hesitate to go up against impossible odds at his command, and basically never questions his orders in the heat of battle.
Flight hours. Warren might outweigh Tobias by a good 200 pounds, but he doesn't spend literally 15+ hours a day 7 days a week flying around hunting. And Tobias gets very good at taking out bigger opponents like David's golden eagle or the helmacron ship.
Adaptability. The Animorphs can survive in most environments most of the time, and are nigh unkillable. Jean can be taken out by a rock to the head. Scott can be taken out by a rock to Jean's head.
X-Men Advantages
Coordinated attacks. They can and do hit their enemies from multiple fonts at once: Warren goes high while Hank goes low, Jean goes mental as Bobby goes physical, so on. The Animorphs' weapons are all variations on hitting or stabbing their enemies up close.
Sheer raw power. Scott can punch a hole in a mountain. Jean may or may not be able to destroy entire planets. Bobby can make an entire city in the time it takes Scott to level one.
The fact that they actually go to school. Hank's obviously the one with the big advantage over the C- average high school dropouts, but Scott, Bobby, and Jean are also smart enough to be teachers in some continuities.
Animorphs Disadvantages
Distance. This is always their drawback, but they only have melee attacks. Scott, Jean, and Bobby can all attack from half a mile away.
Leaky communication. A ton of their strategy depends on being able to talk to each other without their enemies hearing. Even if they figure out that Jean can hear every word they're saying, they're going to be massively hampered by their inability to talk privately during battles.
X-Men Disadvantages
Compassion. Assuming that this is winner-take-all no-holds-barred fight, the X-Men will not only hesitate to kill, but are likely to stop fighting if one of their own is killed. The Animorphs have no such pangs of conscience, or at least don't let those stop them.
Lack of control. All of them are, to some extent, afraid of their own powers or hesitant to use them. You don't see Rachel beating herself up about what'd happen if she let the beast win or got too much phoenix power.
Conclusion: I'm giving this one to the mutants. Sorry, morphers.
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Ohh. Chuck never wrote Gabriel into the books.
It makes sense to assume that the Trickster is written into the in-universe supernatural books since Tall Tales and Mystery Spot exist. But Gabriel? We know that he's already taken the liberty of omitting Sam's demon blood arc so why wouldn't he doctor other details to fit his narrative?
Gabriel as the Trickster (pre-s5 reveal) notably doesn't take the spotlight for himself. He pulls the strings and lets his victims put on a show. In 2x15 he literally sits in the auditorium watching the stage. The same way that the Trickster feels comfortable fading into the background, the character "Gabriel" only really exists within the periphery of the narrative up until his reveal in 5x8. The moment he does take center stage by confronting Lucifer, he gets excised from the narrative (which I do 100% believe he knew was inevitable whether he faked his death or not). This is the show telling us loud and clear that Gabriel as Gabriel cannot exist as a character who takes the spotlight because this story is not about him.
And that's why Chuck didn't write him into the books. Gabriel was never meant to be there so Chuck just went ahead and pretended he never was. If Gabriel had been written into the books, he would have been included in the girls' show in 10x5 which couldn't have happened because it doesn't make narrative sense for the character Gabriel to appear on a stage for an audience.
And why would those girls care about a random trickster anyway?
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genuinely so many of you want to be leftist and "punk" and countercultural soooooo bad but you refuse to become comfortable with the concept of people taking drugs for fun because they like it and not because they were somehow tricked or forced into it without knowing what they were getting themselves into
you'll be like "addiction is a disease!!" but think you're better than those degenerate stoners because you only drink energy drinks and white claws and would never touch "illegal drugs"
many if not most drugs CAN be consumed completely safely with almost 0 risk to the user and even if that werent true and all drugs were extremely dangerous you still wouldn't be better than those of us who love doing drugs recreationally
lighten up and grow up. get offline, talk to real adults, and stop being shocked to discover that they enjoy doing stuff that adults do like have sex and do drugs and even listen to rock and roll
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