#i hope you like him :)))) annoy him (affectionately) for me lmao
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OKAY a quick little sketch of an OC before i go to bed..... his name is edwin (actually edward), and he likes books :) i think this is my first time drawing him on digital... 👀
Edit: thank you all sm for all the likes omg!!! QAQ💕
#gu6chan's doodles#gu6chan's muses#Edwin#i love him very much the LONG story is that he's a demon taking the form of.... a 14??? ish???? year boy to look after one SPECIFIC human#who happens to be a very touch starved religious son of a duke who's so sickly he needs a wheelchair to get around#(this is in England in early 1710 btw)#ofc religious boy doesnt know hes a demon or was even 'made' by demons he just loves his friend ❤️ edwin does not#he just wants to read his books and stories.......... :( he also has a sort of faustian pact with said religious boy's cousin/fiancée!!!#thats a whole different can of worms though lmao#i hope you like him :)))) annoy him (affectionately) for me lmao
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Genuinely gonna cry cause I saw the most disgusting thing ( literally what’s new I get new traumas at least once a day LMAO )
#I’d rather watch gore#than see this#SOB SOB SOBBBB#ik I was saying stuff like girl kaveh we are married bla bla bla etc redacted + etc for good measure but today I realise I don’t mean that#because I feel like crying#I think I proved to myself none of this is very comfy no matter the gender LMAO anyways me and girl kaveh are still married I’ll just cry#as much if kaveh was a boy too as well as if he’s a girl 🤷♀️#astaghfirAllah I’m so annoying this makes no sense to you guys but I am in shambles 😭#dora daily#the “you guys” are the guests in my head the voices 😔🖤🥀⛓️💔#I was like in the past I might’ve been a tad fruity but turns out I was just traumatised and also I hate everyone equally#THIS REMINDS ME today my grandpa (😾) answered my dads call and I rolled my eyes so far back I saw my optic nerve#so cue covering my face as my dad was shoving the phone on my face while I was being verbally harassed into saying hi (I don’t wanna say hi)#so then my dad explains that I’m not an affectionate person and I dislike love because I don’t kiss him (firstly even if he was a normal man#I wouldn’t do it) and he went on to say I don’t even let my mum kiss me etc etc because I hate it#not only that it’s just I’m so sick of them all man 😭 I’m okay with hugs it’s just nothing I feel particularly inclined to#like I’ll do it if it’s expected but I’m like I dunno I wouldn’t feel an undying urge to ???#and then my grandpa was like the shocked pikachu face#yeah like I am never kissing anyone on the cheek all I want is to be left alone 😭#my dads shock when he realises I do in fact hate love when I’m 50 and unmarried#I can’t believe he as a man knowing what men are like expects me to want a guy#barf#and don’t get me started on how men talk about women like they’re in a cult and women are trading cards#like do they not get jealous 😭 whyre they like good on you bro you scored etc etc#I’m not explaining this right but I hope y’all get what I’m trying to say#damn fellas this one was a touch long#my apologies
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Hi wife. Staring at the green dot on your profile like my boy Gatsby and sending increasingly ridiculous asks in the hope of winning your heart.
not to bring up chapell roan, but have we considered the lyric “You could kiss a hundred boys in bars” for recently broken up jaytim?
I’m thinking Tim freaks out about love and affection™️ and totally ghosts Jason after their first kiss/near death experience. Jason runs into him at a club a few weeks later and sees that Tim is potentially kissing boys that ARE NOT JASON — cue angsty drama, maybe another near death experience where they save each other, and jason figuring out Tim ghosted because he’s a big chicken. Then (important for plot and character development) they have dirty dirty sex
Hi wife. You're yearning for something you already hold. Now come inside off the dock, the only thing you'll catch is your death of cold out here 💖 (I swear one of these days I'll find you dramatically floating face down in the swimming pool and it's gonna give me a goddamn heart attack /affectionate)
I'm so glad you know exactly what I like because a) good luck babe plays in my head 24/7 it was absolutely in the rotation when I was writing Secretary fic so how dare you and b) this is so up my alley for jaytim like you don't even know skdjfjks
In fact it's so up my alley that I'm gonna have to slap my response to this one under a cut cause it spiralled out of control:
Idk if you've noticed but I am deeply obsessed with Tim figuring out his own feelings re: Jason first and having a mcfreaking meltdown about them lmao.
Between the two of them, imo, he is much more of an anxious overthinker who will think he's making the most tactically sound decision because he really has thought it through with all the information he has access to -- but he always fails to give full weight to considering the best case scenario when it's something he wants. When it's something he feels selfish about. And boy, does he consider Jason Todd a best case scenario.
And mmmm I am so very here for jealous! and possessive!Jason. Especially when Jason didn't realize what he was feeling until after he's already acted on it. It is the bread and butter. Bonus points if he's not even trying to show it to Tim. Tim isn't the problem.
For instance: Tim's in the club, looking to see if he's just horny and needs to get it out of his system, come on, I cannot muck up the good thing I have just because I want some fuck-- and his prospective dance partners just start to dry up.
Because the big guy who looks like he's done time and a half keeps glaring daggers, keeps shoving his old partners off the dancefloor or knocking into them when they've come back with drinks for the cute twink they were totally gonna score with. Not anymore.
Jason thinks he's doing it because he's looking out for Tim. Because anyone with eyes can tell they just want Tim for one thing, and he deserves so much better than that.
When Tim realizes what's going on, he's already been grinding on this hot buff guy who came up behind him for two songs in a row. Tall, dark and silent keeps stopping Tim from turning around, and he doesn't slip a hand any lower despite all of Tim's silent offerings. Weird, but the anonymous gentleman act is kinda hot, so--
And then he glances at the round, silvered mirror in the corner. He clocks the white streak in the head of black hair dipped low over his, the gun callouses running rough over his bare stomach. He stiffens up in Jason's arms just long enough that he knows Jason knows he's been made. He drags him off to the bathrooms ("come on, handsome") and the second the doors shut and they're alone, he whirls on him.
They argue. Tim is embarrassed and it's coming out as anger, Jason is annoyed (and still processing the revelation he'd been having on the dancefloor, the one where Tim was lithe and warm in his arms, his long fingers twining through what hair he could reach at Jason's nape, where he smelled like sweat and musk and Tim and Jason found himself wanting to know if the gleaming patch of skin in the bare crook of his neck would taste the same--)
Jason is annoyed and has no explanation that will satisfy Tim. He wants to know why Tim ghosted him when the last mission they worked ended in bloody, near-disaster, and the case it was tied to still hasn't fully wrapped. He gets taking a few days off to recover, but it's been longer than that. Way longer, with no contact, no explanation, no 'I got shot so I'm gonna need a week or maybe three'. Wasn't Tim going to finish the job? He told Jason he would help. Did he lie?
It yanks the rug out from under Tim. Makes him feel small, and selfish. He promises Jason he'll come back to the case, he just had some things to figure out. But that's done now.
Jason loses the thread on his irritation as Tim deflates, hates the hunched, defensive hug he's giving himself, looking vulnerable and tired in his scanty clubbing fit under the cold LEDs flickering above the bathroom sink. He catches sight of the fresh pink scar, the one he'd just felt out under his palms not ten minutes ago with something bordering on relief. (And hunger.)
He wants to reach out, "Tim--?"
But Tim brushes past him, fleeing out the door and disappearing through the crowd before Jason can stop him.
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Everything is fine. Totally 100% fine and dandy--
--is what they both are telling themselves.
Tim is doing his best to stifle his feelings, stomps down on them ruthlessly every time he catches them flaring up, and is counting the seconds until this is finally over and he can get to work dousing the massive fucking torch he's been holding in peace.
Tim comes back to help Jason with the rest of the case, but he's palpably distant, brittle when they banter-- and Jason hates it. He still remembers how Tim felt against him, how he'd melted into Jason, silently begging to be touched. For Jason to touch him.
It's been quietly rearranging some things in Jason's head. He's replayed their argument in the bathroom over and over. He thinks about Tim, about the timing of his disappearance--
(About the bullet he'd dug out of Tim's body, silver and red, and the desperate flow of his blood over Jason's wrists. About the night spent monitoring Tim's condition in a rundown safehouse, feeding him ice chips and brushing the hair out of his eyes, brushing off every bullshit attempt he made to tell Jason he was fine.)
--about figuring things out and avoiding Jason's eyes. And Jason wonders.
They have one last big bust to make, after days of stewing in their own unresolved tension. It goes down textbook; easy. In and out.
Except, at the last minute, during extraction, Jason gets shot. And Tim freaks.
He puts their plane on autopilot the moment they're clear (maybe a few moments before they're clear, actually) and dashes to where Jason is groaning just inside the bay doors. He's tight-lipped and grim-faced; his hands are fast and efficient, but shaking.
"Tim," Jason tries to say, but he gets shushed with a glare.
"Don't talk," Tim clips out. He undoes straps and disarms panels Jason thought were secret, and then he pulls out a pair of medical scissors.
"Tim--" Jason tries again, more urgently, but Tim doesn't even glance at him, just cuts through Jason's undershirt to expose--
"Oh," he breathes.
"Yeah. I'm okay," Jason sighs.
The crunched up bullet is caught in Jason's last layer of kevlar. The round they'd fired on him had been dramatically big, but Jason gets in firefights basically 24/7. He's padded to hell and back, even more than your average Bat. He'll have a wicked bruise and his rib might be sore for a week, but that's about it.
That's it.
Tim is still for an achingly long ten seconds, breathing shallow as he stares at Jason's armor. The proof that it's effective. And then he collapses.
He sits back heavily, elbows on his bent knees as he rubs his pale face. Jason watches as he visibly tries to pull himself back together, but relief keeps shaking him apart. Jason sits up.
Tim startles, tries to stand; Jason doesn't let him.
"Come here," he entreats, tugging Tim closer, firmly by the knees, to sit between Jason's legs with his thighs around Jason's waist, trembling under Jason's hands. "Don't go."
Tim twists his fists in Jason's jacket collar, eyes squeezing shut as Jason tips their foreheads together. Like he can't stand it. Caught in fight or flight-- but flight has been denied him.
"I know," Jason murmurs. "But don't go this time. Don't."
Tim drags in gasping breaths, and Jason runs soothing palms over his thighs, his waist, his arm, his neck. He thinks he understands. This feeling is too big. And if Tim is feeling half of what Jason feels, he gets why he'd want to run from it.
"Don't," he begs against Tim's mouth anyway. He kisses Tim until he moans into Jason, until he's sunk his fingers into Jason's hair; until he's sure he'll stay.
--AND THEN THEY HAVE DIRTY DIRTY SEX ON THE FLOOR OF THE PLANE AMEN
#so that wasn't supposed to turn into prose halfway through but it did. so. oops?#still gonna tag this as#not!fic#because its not actually fully fleshed out enough for me lmao#everyone please thank my wife for what just transpired 💖 ilu babe#🍷💥 anon#aka the love of my life evidently lmao#jaytim#my writing#asked and answered
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Headcannon scenario of Silent Hill protags with a s/o who likes to annoy em plz? Not bc it's out of maliciousness but it's rather mildly amusing according to s/o
Oop, sorry it took me a bit to answer this, anon!
-TRAVIS: He's a guy who under good circumstances likes having someone he can joke around with, so although he takes awhile to trust other peoples' intentions, he'd be all about having a partner who's playful. He can even put on the tough-guy "all right c'mere you little shit" scowl and chase 'em if that's what they're hoping for. Only hard rule is NO annoying him while driving-- he takes road safety very seriously!
-HARRY: I see him as someone who comes off as very serious, to the point that he almost seems like a square, but as soon as he's in a good mood the sense of humor comes out. The seriousness might make him look like an easy target to annoy, but you must remember: he raised Heather Mason. He has a straight face made of steel and underneath it, something even more terrifying: the capability to be so much more annoying than you. He will put up with prodding until it almost stops being fun and then he will turn around and deliver a dad joke so targeted that you get vaporized on the spot.
-JAMES: It depends a lot on where he is in the timeline, but he probably wouldn't like it lmao. He has a hard time reading social cues and, especially post-SH2, is both withdrawn, easily-irritated, and wary of others' intentions. So he'd spend a lot of time sitting there baffled and annoyed, wondering what the hell your problem is. THAT SAID, I think that at his core underneath all the baggage and misery, a happy and trusting James is a James that enjoys being gently and affectionately bothered. Prior to her illness, I think Mary brought out his sense of humor and they regularly annoyed one another on purpose. The trust is key though-- if he doesn't realize someone's trying to be affectionate, he just assumes they're being an asshole for the sake of being an asshole.
-HEATHER: Short answer: Heather is the s/o who is being annoying. Less-short answer: If Heather likes you, she goofs on you. That's just how she is. This is true whether you're a grouch or a fellow goof. In a scenario where Heather's got a partner with similar gremlin vibes to her own, they become completely imparsable to all those around them because they're just constantly doing weird shit to each other. If you needle her, she'll needle right back, and it will only escalate.
-HENRY: He doesn't do a lot of verbal banter, and like James, he takes a long time to really open up. In his case, he's shy and skittish and probably too worried about accidentally crossing a line to do much bothering in return. However, once he knows it's okay to "fight back", his unique brand of silent Henry retaliation kicks in. It will be quiet in the house and then you'll hear the first three notes of a song you hate play on his phone from somewhere in another room. This is your life now.
-ALEX: Alex is a big brother. He puts his s/o in a headlock and noogies them until they say uncle.
#Silent Hill#Travis Grady#Harry Mason#James Sunderland#Heather Mason#Henry Townshend#Alex Shepherd#asks 4 me#kit rambles about silent hill#sorry no murphy it's been too long since i've canon reviewed that one
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♡ Uzi x Reader x N Cuddles hcs ♡
My eighth request! Hope you like it! <3
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Oki doki! Look at what we have here-
☠ Uzi:
For me, Uzi says that she is the type that hates physical contact, but the truth is that she only gives this "power" to those she has a lot of affinity with...with you and N being the only ones allowed to hug her. (Sorry dad-)
Uzi would never admit that she likes to hug you, and if you questioned she, you would get a big: " BITE ME! " with embarrassed shiny cheeks.
If Uzi is having a bad day, she would immediately come to you, demanding hugs, which you would never mind bringing the drone to your lap, hugging the drone affectionately while stroking her hair and massage her back.
Uzi would definitely want to watch anime cuddling you, resting her head on your shoulder in a pleasant silence.
If you were short like her, she would sometimes pull you into her lap to hug you.
Now if you were tall- Get ready for a flying hug attack! That drone would lunge towards you and grab you like a gremglin lmao-
✿ N:
I see N wanting to take every opportunity he gets, like:
>Has he not seen you in a while? Hugs!
>Did he literally see you yesterday? Hugs!
>Did he see you literally an hour ago?! Hugs!
Surprise hugs! He would sneak up behind you and give you a surprise hug, scaring you in the process but in the end you always forgive him- he's just too adorable-
N would like to pick you up if you let him! Let the boy pick you up please!- He'll be so happy-
If you were shorter than him, he would give you hugs where ever you were lifted off the ground, not that you're complaining lol-
Now- If you were tall- N wouldn't really mind after all he loves you for who you are! Please pick this boy up and let him lie in your lap too! He absolutely loves it!
♥ Uzi and N:
Constant fights between these two to see who will hug you first (Being started by Uzi most of the times-)
Congratulations! Now whenever you go to sleep, you'll be hugged by a worker drone and a murder drone! Yipee!
If they were both hugging you at the same time, Uzi likes to rest her head on your chest or shoulder, while N likes to rest their head on your head or the side of your face.
Sleepy Cuddles Sandwich! + lots of kisses on the cheek and forehead! (+ slow kisses on the lips and neck too maybe-)
In spoon hugs, you would be Uzi's big spoon, while you would be N's little spoon! (Very comfortable!)
If N is feeling really needy and wants hugs, he'll "steal" you from Uzi and hug you upside down vampire style- (would Uzi be really upset and give you a pouty look- cute?)
If Uzi is feeling really needy and wants hugs, she'll act meaner and shun you- (Logic? Lol-) she wants you to notice that she's needy and give her a hug- (Uzi doesn't like to seem " weak" or "too sentimental" but she's always act like this for you lol-)
+ BONUS +
V looked at the three of you with an expressionless face, then rolled her eyes.
" Can you guys do this somewhere else? This is annoying- " V spoke with an annoyed tone looking at you.
You looked back at V while still being hugged by Uzi and N.
" Damn...bacause of stuff like this you get no bitches + ratio + That's why I get all your bitches " You replied with a grim smile.
" HOOOOOOOOOOOOO " Thad yelled as he cupped his hands to his cheeks dramatically. XD
#md#murder drones#murder drones uzi#murder drones n#murder drones v#murder drones thad#murder drones x reader#murder drones n x reader#murder drones uzi x reader#md uzi x reader#md n x reader
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I once again cannottttt get lee!Wade out of my head😭🙏 so I hope you enjoy this little hc/scenario of mine!
Im a sucker for insecure wade, so imagine him actually wanting Logan to tickle him, but being uncharacteristically shy about asking
He thinks it’s fine Logan likes it! He lets him know how cute he thinks it is, but for some reason he can’t let himself think that it’ll be cute and endearing if it’s him, so he never actually asks
Instead he just tickles Logan in hopes of revenge, or tries to annoying him into tickling him (which is hard to differentiate from his regular annoying), or just provoking him
But the thing is—Logan knows he likes it, he can smell his giddiness every time he tickles Wade, but just assumes Wade doesn’t crave it, just likes it when it happens
But when he finds out?? I can imagine him being reassuring at first, and then immediately turning into the biggest asshole (affectionate) ever
He uses every sweet nothing Wade used on him when he found out Logan liked it, BACK on Wade, and jfc Wade was not prepared for it
ANYWAY I LOVE POOLVERINE AND LEE!WADE FOREVER AND EVER😭😭
Thank you for listening to my ramblings lmao and have a great night!!
Again, sorry for the wait on my replies! If anyone has sent me a message in my inbox please rest assured I will respond at some point!
I love this! Poor Wade thinking that he's not worthy of being on the receiving end for the tickles. Of course, he wouldn't give up and try to find ways to provoke Logan into tickling him, and he was no doubt relieved when Logan finally figured out that it was what he wanted all along. I mean Logan is probably going to make him regret it, wanting payback from all the times Wade's tickled him (even if he didn't mind it). It's the perfect excuse anyways to really wreck the shit out of Wade, and I'm sure he'll make his intentions very clear in just how bad Wade is in for it just to fluster the ever living fuck out of him. 😆
#This is their love language#Wrecking the fuck out of each other#This was cute#ticklish!deadpool#ticklish!wade#ler!wolverine#ler!logan#deadpool tickle#wolverine tickle
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how abt hcs abt gn teen (around 15-16) reader being kaeya’s biological younger sibling !!
if we have each other.
summary. what is it like being kaeya's teen younger sibling?
trigger & content warnings. child abandonment.
tropes, pairings, fic length, & other notes. fluff, slight angst. kaeya & younger sibling!reader. 0.7k words. they/them pronouns for reader.
author's thoughts. anon omg... ive been wanting an excuse to write something like this again for a while! i am a professional platonic kaeya enjoyer <3 anyway i hope you like these!!! i decided not to go into the whole ragnvindr family drama thing because honestly? i go into that a little too often when i write about kaeya. i chose to give him a break today!
i see kaeya being very protective of his sibling. he's not so protective that it comes off as overbearing, but he's definitely very involved in their life only because he just... doesn't know what he'd do with himself if he let them get hurt.
given that he basically had to raise them...
it makes sense for him to be so involved. sure, he had help from the ragnvindr family, but kaeya did the most work when it came to raising his baby sibling.
when his father abandoned him in mondstadt, he also abandoned his youngest child, [name]. they were about two or three at the time.
he doesn't necessarily hold the same resentment towards the seven that other khaenri'ahns might, though he doesn't exactly lean in their favor either.
still... kaeya thanked the seven that they didn't get deathly sick (they were so young and frail that it really was a valid concern) that night in the pouring rain, despite how badly they shivered and cried. he'll never forget how utterly visceral their sobs were.
he doesn't doubt that they understood what was happening that night, despite how little they were.
because of that, kaeya doesn't hide anything from them. he tells them the entire truth about their origins as soon as they're old enough to coherently ask why their father abandoned them.
when kaeya and [name] were young, they were absolutely attached at the hip. once they're both older, they aren't seen together as much, but that isn't to say they aren't seen together; it's just that kaeya does have obligations as a knight and his sibling has their own commitments.
he loves them wholeheartedly.
if he had to betray khaenri'ah to protect them, archons know he'd do it. if he had to betray mondstadt to protect them, archons know he'd do it. he doesn't care as long as it means they'll be safe.
to kaeya, they are probably the most precious thing he has—ever since his falling out with diluc, at least. well... they were always his most precious thing. after his falling out with diluc, it just made them moreso.
part of the reason he despises those who threaten others' families is simply because of his sibling.
he does not take threats to their safety lightly, not at all.
kaeya's a very good brother overall, but he is 100% also the most annoying mf.
he's the type of older brother that makes his sibling do things for him and then guilt trips them when they tell him to do it himself LMAO
i feel like he can cry on command and does it just to make them feel bad when they tell him no!
you know that "i'm hungry. grill me a cheese" audio? yeah.
Kaeya: I'm hungry.
[Name]: So lick that coat, you smell like a—
Kaeya: Grilled cheese.
[Name]: What????
Kaeya: Grill me a cheese.
[Name]: I'm not grilling you a cheese!
Kaeya, sobbing on the floor:
[Name]: ...Oh, for Barbatos' sake.
kaeya, as protective as he is, is also very laid-back. his sibling has just about as much freedom as they could want (within reason, of course).
kaeya, his sibling, and klee are a chaos trio. the three of them have lit a concerning amount of things on fire.
he's very physically affectionate!
ruffling their hair, leading them along by the dip in their back, shoving them (lovingly)... he's clingy, really, and just likes being able to touch his sibling because it reminds him that they're safe and alive.
if they ever wanted to become a knight, he's right there to support them. if they wanted to become an adventurer, again, he's there to help them out.
whatever they want to do with their life, he's their greatest cheerleader.
kaeya will always support them, but he's also very tough on them when it comes to training them physically if their aspiration demands physical strength.
they want to be a knight? an adventurer? a traveler, perhaps? alright, but they need to take him down in a fight first.
he makes every duel with him the hardest fight of their life.
kaeya needs to be confident that they can effectively defend themselves, and if he isn't? sorry. they aren't going anywhere until he is certain beyond a shadow of a doubt. he needs to know they can handle themselves, because—as much as he hates to admit it—he may not always be there to protect them.
wouldn't it be interesting if they got a vision while in a duel with him?
that'd be a very fascinating twist of fate.
please consider reblogging, it helps me out quite a lot!
#aphelion's headcanons 🌸#favoniuslibrary#kaeya x reader#platonic genshin impact x reader#platonic genshin x reader#platonic kaeya x reader#platonic genshin impact#genshin x reader#genshin imagines#genshin impact x reader
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Auburnnnnn hiiii <3
Saw reqs open and decided to haul ass and annoy you
Can i ask for like, Riddle x GN!Reader (or Male if possible bc i wanna imagine my yuu lmao) as a Detective duo?
Thanks <33333
SUMMARY: Riddle and a Male!Reader search for the missing tart.
WARNINGS: None!!
COMMENTS: you're not annoying me raptor >:((( AND OMG A MALE READER REQUEST IM SO EXCITED WHEN I GET THESE
When Riddle shows up at Ramshackle’s front door right after classes have ended for the day, you’re surprised to see him. Grim nearly causes you to fall on your ass when he bolts away from Riddle, the experience of being collared likely fresh in his mind.
“I hope you don’t mind me intruding, I know you’re a very busy student.” Riddle huffs, looking more upset than usual, “But someone stole one of Heartslabyul’s tarts. I’m sure you understand the importance of such a dish. We simply can’t proceed without it.”
You hum thoughtfully, pretending to contemplate his request. “Well, if you need detective work done I’m your guy.” you grin, “But I’m not doing it for free. A tart for a tart, Housewarden.” You take delight in watching his face burn red.
Riddle does agree, hissing something about how fair is fair and that he’s certain Trey could handle making another tart. Grim cheers at the prospect of sweet treats, and you scratch behind his ear before you follow Riddle out and to Heartslabyul.
You work your way around your main suspects, but all of them seem to have alibis. Trey makes a comment about how it’s really not a big deal, and before you can shut him down for the sake of your tart, Riddle does.
“He agreed to help bring the perpetrator to justice. His service is essential.” Riddle says, and that successfully stops any more opposition.
You look over the list of information you collected, all the alibis of “I was tending to the hedgehogs,” “I was super focused on my new hairstyle!! I didn’t have the time to steal the tart,” “I was with the flamingos with Heartslabyul Student F,” “I was helping the Vice Housewarden in the kitchen,” “I was helping Cater pick out a new hairstyle for the Unbirthday Party tomorrow—” Wait.
“Riddle, I know who did it.” you positively beam, elated that your detective work has led you somewhere, “Can you do me one last favor and get this student for me?”
Riddle always bursts into a flurry of rage when he sees the alibi you’ve singled out, and it doesn’t take any more convincing for him to drag over none other than Ace Trappola.
“Hey, what gives man?” Ace huffs, shooting you an irritated look. You click your tongue and show him your notepad, pointing to his alibi.
“You were helping Cater with his hair, correct?” you ask, lifting a single brow in inquiry.
Ace nods, clearly confused as to where you’re going with this. Riddle, to his credit, listens and waits for you to spell it out.
“I’ve helped Cater with his hair before. He spends thirty minutes blow drying, most of the time with his eyes closed and humming along to the music he blasts. Then, he brushes it out, which takes another five minutes. You would have had to sit through thirty five minutes of Cater paying attention to nothing but his hair. After you chose his hairstyle, you only had to be back in time for him to pick out accessories. Not only that, you’re a notorious troublemaker that has a knack for slipping out of place you’re supposed to be, like Orientation. And lastly, you’ve taken and eaten a tart before, so you have a track record for this sort of thing.” you ruffle his hair, an affectionate gesture to help soften the blow of his punishment, “Case closed, man. Sorry.”
“Ace?!” Riddle yells, face red as steam practically pours out of his ears.
You can only thank Riddle for the tart you’re about to get as Ace is collared. Totally worth it.
#auburn's requests <3#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#twst#disney twst#disneys twisted wonderland#disney twst x reader#riddle rosehearts fluff#riddle rosehearts x reader#riddle rosehearts#riddle x reader
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Was sneaking through the John doe tag n found your account 👀 I really like your writing! Hope you don't mind me spam liking a bit!
I don't see anywhere if requests are open, unless I'm dumb lmao, so feel free to just toss this if they're closed
Could I request John Doe with an affectionate reader, who likes to rant to him about their interests, but always feels like they're annoying him after cause growing up they never had anyone listen to them ramble
Thank you, regardless if you do this or not, and have a great day! ❤
A/n: OMG YES I FORGOT TO SAY THAT REQUESTS ARE OPEN- also ur request is personally so relatable omfg. that being said.
Doe with an affectionate S/O!
cws: mentions of insecurities(?, pure fluff, not proofread, may be OOC(??
Doe will listen to you talk about anything.
I mean. ANYTHING.
You could talk about cockroaches for an hour for all he cares. The fact that it’s YOU talking and that you chose to talk to him? He’s melting.
But, you’re insecure, and John is too im love to not be oblivious.
He’s a little dense when it comes to this.
Sometimes he’ll listen to you talk too much and he’ll look like he’s not paying attention
But it’s the opposite!! He’s registering everything!! He’s just quiet cuz he doesn’t want to interrupt! He’ll burst into words and affection as soon as you finish ranting
You talk to him about this and how it makes you feel. You feel like you’re a chore or burden to listen to, and that you don’t want that to be the case. Especially not with him.
He will reassure you oh so desperately
“You just- stay so quiet… I don’t wanna bother you with all my ranting. I-I- I do all of the talking and maybe you’re fed up with it and-”
He stares at you in SHOCK. Pure, raw, SHOCK. Is this what he caused? A slight pain hits right through him, to have caused you this stress.
“Oh no no no my love! I love listening to you, your voice is so lovely and everything you say is so interesting, I swear swear swear swear swear!”
He will proceed to recite everything you said back to him. Even if you tell him you believe him. From then on he started commenting and getting more and more involved in the rants you had rather than just nodding quietly.
“I’m so sorry I caused you this stress, I’m so so sorry!”
You hug him, almost tearing up, because he’s just so worried about your well-being and he actually loves listening to you? He starts showing it much better and much more often too, and you just have to stop yourself from crying when he makes little additions to your rants.
“… and then she said the exact same thing I did! So why was it all wrong when I said it? I mean- the fuck is her deal?!”
“Right? She doesn’t own the truth. She sounds so annoying, love. You want me to do something about it…?!”
Your mouth hangs open for a little bit, before gaining back your composure, heart swelling in your chest.
“Just take me out to eat, will you, Doe?”
“Of course!”
I think a lot of people jump right to the gory and killing part when they learn that Doe will do anything for You, when it can also be something as simple as learning how to be a better partner for you.
TYSM FOR THE REQUEST!!! I LOVED WRITING (and projecting onto) THIS!! <3
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#oneshot#john doe#john doe visual novel#john doe game#john doe x reader#john doe one shot#john doe oneshot#john doe fic#john doe fanfic#john doe fluff#john doe x you
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HI HI IT'S ME AGAIN!! hope you don't mind me sliding into your asks again. :D
continuing the topic of touch-starved butlers... what do you think would happen if aruji-sama was VERY affectionate? like, they wouldn't even mind publicly hug their butlers or hold hands with them. (probably flustering the hell out of them)
OR EVEN BETTER IF IT'S PRIVATE. like god. like imagine. private cuddle sessions before you doze off to sleep. or unplanned hugs from the back while they're doing something.
MHMHMGMMF KISSING THEM GOODNIGHT>>>
they deserve all of the kisses and hugs. you can't argue with me.
anyways!!! may you have a great day!! love you!! (*˘︶˘*).。*♡
OMG A RETURNING ANON!?!? I HAVE BEEN GRACED BY YOUR PRESENCE ONCE AGAIN :D
ofc I don't mind getting another ask! Fuck school, I have an anon request to write!
TW: OOC butlers
Aruji-sama being very affectionate in public and private is 100% just like me! (I just have to restrain myself to not touch people too much or they’ll get annoyed :,) )
~👒-💐-In Public-🐾-📚~
Just imagine giving the butlers head pats out of nowhere and holding their hand while in public! Cuties like Lamli, Lono, and Lato will definitely lean into your touch and squeeze your hand too.
Flure might flinch and pout at you saying it's really embarrassing (but he doesn't want you to let go of his hand 🥺)
Some other cuties like Fennesz and Berrien are exploding with blush. Their reactions are so cute! “wh- ah!? Aruji-sama is holding my hand!!???!!?!??1!???” I bet they’ll be covering their face and struggling to keep their composure 💕
And our usually bold Ammon might blush from all the attention they're getting from you. He might even avert his gaze away from you when you turn to look at him. Lmao who’s blushing now~ >:)
Overall public the butlers wouldn't be that affectionate, considering how they have to keep the "butler and master" role thing in check.
~💌-🏰-Private-🍰-🥀~
Oh yes, I did go crazy when writing this. You can't blame me though, GIVING THE BUTLERS KISSES SFKJBSKJFBKEJSNBFOJN
Giving the butlers head pats and hugs after their training HNNGGGGG--
Aruji-sama: Good job today (。・∀・)ノ(._. `) The butlers: (.////. `)
And giving your main butler the ✨special treatment✨ (CUDDLES AND KISSES)
Hugging them behind their back when they least expect it... oh my god anon... what have you done to me? Like, after a long and tiring day... You just want to cuddle with your favourite butler, inhaling their scent... ok I sound like an absolute creep here (sorry 😨) But it'll be funny seeing their reaction. For example, Fennesz, Berrien, Flure, or any of the shy butlers: SFBHGDLHBSHLHDHF *internal screeching*
Butlers made for cuddling 101: - Lamli and Lato: Snuggles into your arms. They're like little puppies! - Flure: Smol and just right for cuddling (depends on your height? I'm taller than him so I'll write it in a tall Aruji-sama perspective). You can braid your hair while cuddling. Smells really nice- *bonked* - Hanamaru and Haures: Older brother material here folks. Smells sweet like the pastries they eat *gets bonked again*
And kissing them! Kissing their hands, their scars, to even the devil's contract crest on them too! (But for characters like Lono... you're not going to kiss the place where his crest is right...? Right...!???) I know this is really mean, but these men have gotten no bitches (except for Lucas but let's ignore that) *VINE BOOM*, no maidens *VINE BOOM*, and no lovers too 😞 *VINE BOOMS* But YOU! Yes, YOU! YOU CAN BE THE ONE TO GIVE THESE MENTALLY UNSTABLE MEN AFFECTION!!!
You don't even need to hold back! Are there weird townsfolk here to make fun of us? No! Are there snobby nobles here to judge us? No!! Are there any angels here to disturb our time? NO!!!
PAMPER THEM WITH AFFECTION!!! GIVE THEM KIND AND REASSURING WORDS!!!! JUST DO ANYTHING TO MAKE THEM HAPPY AND RELAXED!!!!!
COMFORT THE ONES WHO GOT DEMONISED! HAVE A SLEEPOVER WITH THEM AND CUDDLE THEM TO SLEEP
FBHBFEHDJHREDSJKXCNBVFHD
(dear anon... I'm not the same person I was before I wrote this fic... what have you done to me... /hj)
#devil butler with black cat#akuneko#あくねこ#aknk#devil butler and black cat#悪魔執事と黒い猫#devil butler with black cat x reader#glaze asks 🍩#glaze anons 🕶#what have you done to me...#SBLKHBNVFGYUIJK KISSING THE BUTLERS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#MY PRECIOUS BABIES
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HAIII i hope this isn't too vague but can i req himeru teasing an easily flustered (gn) reader,, :3
we’re such a mess together
📨 himeru x gn!reader
— NOTES ; himeru being a little bitch >:( reader is a bit shy :3, WAHAH slightly jealous merumeru, but not too much!!!
author’s note ; you silly little guys know exactly what makes me go insane and they’re tatsuhime requests. (i’m so normal)
It's not a typical afternoon without your boyfriend, HiMERU constantly finding ways to irritate you. Despite his laid-back and calm demeanour, do not be fooled - underneath all that composure, he's a devil spawn.
Well, it's not like HiMERU can help it. You're just way too fun and easy to tease, it makes his heart flutter and do things he had never felt before. In short, he was way too in love with you. He finds entertainment in the faces you make whenever he'd say something unhinged. The annoyed, yet flustered sounds you make whenever he'd catch you by surprise and trapping you in his arms. It's come to the point where this had become a daily thing between the two of you. And, today was no different.
"[Name]! Didn't know you were visiting today. Does yer' darling MERUMERU know?" Rinne, the leader of your boyfriend's unit happily greeted you upon bumping into you in the ES hallways while he was on his way back to the practice room.
While you politely greeted the idol back, you showed him the packed bento that you had made HiMERU this morning, but had forgotten to give it to him.
"Ah, no... I forgot to give him his bento this morning, so I wanted to drop it off. Are you guys busy?" Rinne grins, practically beaming when he heard your explanation and shook his head. Rinne grabbed you by the wrist and hurriedly guided you towards your destination.
"S-Slow down! Amagi—"
"[Name]? What are you…" HiMERU was quick to react before catching you in his arms after Rinne had practically thrown you towards your boyfriend.
You took a moment to catch your breath, while fixing your hair with your free hand. "…I- I forgot to give you your bento…"
HiMERU went silent for a while before happily accepting the packed lunch from your hands and gave the redhead a look. "…Thank you." He says, pressing his lips against your temple, catching you by surprise.
"H-HiMERU?" You gulped, a faint blush starting to form on your cheeks. In fact, you weren't used to your boyfriend suddenly showing affection in public, especially around his unitmates. He had always preferred to be affectionate behind closed doors.
"…I'll make sure to let everyone know how good you've been. Especially to Amagi, over there." He whispered against your ear, innocently burying his face against the crook of your neck.
You froze upon contact, feeling your whole body turn warm with steam practically coming out of your ears.
"Not right now! You're going to be the… death of me…" You complained, playfully hitting his arm trying to ignore the three other members silently watching from the distance. (With Niki covering Kohaku's eyes LMAO)
"Mhm… Well, I would rather have you alive than dead, so… I'll stop for now." He chuckles, pulling away and tucking your hair behind your ear. "Are you fine with going home by yourself? Or do you need your dearest HiME to walk you~?"
"You..! I-I'll be fine, thank you very much!"
#enstars x reader#ensemble stars x reader#ensemble stars#ensemble stars x y/n#ensemble stars x you#enstars#enstars x y/n#enstars x you#himeru enstars#himeru x y/n#himeru x you#himeru x reader#himeru#i am so down astronomically bad#god help me
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For the ship game: Leopika and Hisoillu! I don't know your ship taste well so I'm just hitting a couple other big HxH ships hrjfjkjkdlgdfk hope you don't mind
Oh, I don't mind at all, Percy! :)
Hisoillu is... I mean... they are kind of sort of engaged (?) so. Yeah, it makes sense. Also, I can think of no one else in the universe who should be subjected to close proximity with these two on a regular basis hdfhbsdhj. Congrats, you're perfect for each other, just never involve anyone else in what you've got going on ever. Truthfully, I'm kind of indifferent towards it as a ship. It makes sense to me, but it's not something I actively seek out in fanworks I suppose. It's just, yeah, Hisoka and Illumi are together. Happy for them lol. I guess it's mostly because I think murder is their love language and I just... can't see them being romantic with each other in a lot of the more typical ways that characterize many fanworks. Do they want to kill each other, or are they into each other? The answer is both - the murder is an intrinsic aspect of the "being into each other" hdjfbvhd. That said, I think they have a pretty healthy respect for each other, due to probably being evenly matched, I'd say. I think Hisoka genuinely finds Illumi good company, and Illumi readily has fairly casual conversations with Hisoka. Their dynamic is kind of fascinating actually, and I do honestly think they're kind of perfect for each other. Diversity win??? Loss??? I'm honestly not sure lmao
Leopika :') I love the potential for them. Sadly, they don't have all that many interactions in the canon manga, so I would ordinarily say it doesn't make a huge amount of sense, but then we have the 99 anime and the radio skits who seem determined to ship them so hfbgjdhj I have no clue. I'm weird about this ship because I tend to alternate between "yeah they're cute" and "oh god. oh god. them. AAARGGHHH" and experiencing emotional damage hahaha. I am like this with no other ship. It's very strange to me.
The one thing is that I'm extremely picky with Kurapika characterization, in any art or story. If Kurapika doesn't read right to me, I just can't suspend my disbelief. I'm really not big on the "mom and dad" characterization, though no shade to anyone who is.
Peak Leopika dynamic to me takes into account not just Leorio's concern and Kurapika's walls, but also their mutual stubbornness and Kurapika's hilarious tendency to annoy Leorio on purpose. To me, I've always felt that he likes Leorio because he's a guy who wears his heart on his sleeve and values individual lives so strongly, so he kind of checks that he hasn't changed that much when they see each other. I think it's kind of relieving for Kurapika, in a way, to know that Leorio will always be himself - "same old Leorio" kind of deal.
I also think Kurapika is just a little shit hjgbvsjdh
But no, I love that Leorio clearly eases up some of the pressure Kurapika feels, and seems to make him feel better about things- that's probably half the reason he keeps him at arms length. I think affectionate bickering is their love language. I also wish people noticed a little more that it's Kurapika who actually seriously initiated friendship between them, not Leorio. In most cases in the Hunter Exam, it was Kurapika approaching Leorio and showing a clear interest in sticking with him and helping him pass and achieve his dream. I think it's incredibly meaningful that one of the first people Kurapika meets and takes a liking to is this guy who wants to become a doctor - the doctor that Kurapika had left in the first place to go looking for. Anyways, I'm really looking forward to see what role Leorio will play in the current arc (just to have more Leorio, honestly, pls Togashi I miss him...), as I'm sure he will eventually find out about Emperor Time and OH BOY I'm sure that will go over well.
Erm. Sorry for rambling. I had a lot to say apparently...
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What are your thoughts on childe with a clingy and affectionate reader?<3
(And congrats on 60 likes<33)
Aww thanks anon~ <333 Idk whether u want me to write a fic or not but since u asked abt my thoughts here u go, do tell me if u wanted a fic, I'll write one for u (≧∇≦)/
-Vi
𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐜𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬~
Childe would definitely have the same energy.
You two will be cuddling every single day when he gets home after his long hours working for the Tsaritsa
But sometimes he might get annoyed
Like if he needs to leave for work but you cling onto him like a cuddly koala (<3) he is probably gonna brush you away
He will also try to convince you to leave him alone and let him go to work
"Come on angel, I'll give you all the cuddles you want later after work but I need to go to work now... " Childe coos as if he is talking to his little brother Teucer
But when you pout and whine and act all cute and adorable he needs to give in
Besides, who in Teyvat could resist your cute antics
I feel like you would be evil laughing inside your mind that you got the 11th Fatui Harbinger , serving the Tsaritsa, to stay with you
Probably gonna just laze in bed and cuddle when he gives in, he can just shove the work to the other harbingers or to his right hand man
Plain adorable since Childe loves that your clingy
He loves physical touch like trust me, this man lives off the smallest, tiniest touches
Like the tiny touch of your hand brushing against his, he just got his daily dose of oxygen
But ngl, it's cute
Come on, a clingy couple clinging to each other all day, you guys were made for each other!
~END~
Hope u enjoyed it anon! If u wouldn't mind kindly leaving a like and offer a follow I would rlly appreciate it~ I swear anon, this is basically me like if this is u too, twins lmao
I'm rlly clingy and I need cuddles to live. Luckily I have my puppy who puts up with my clingy behaviour.( His name is Koda and he is a Bernedoodle, which is a Bernese mountain dog x poodle) Good luck finding a lover cuz we don't wanna be lonely single Pringles~( ;∀;)
-Vi
●𝑻𝑨𝑮𝑺 𝑩𝑬𝑳𝑶𝑾●
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Something that makes me laugh is the fact that Yuu is like a million times older than Guren. I mean he was on Earth a lot longer than him, he was there first while Guren wasn't born until 1996 lmao. I imagine a scene in my head, when it's all over and we have our happy ending (I hope so), and no one dies and they're all eating around a barbecue, that Yuu would definitely rub it in the face of Guren.
He'd be like, "Technically I'm older than you so technically you're the one who should listen to me and follow my orders."
Guren would answer him with an insult, somewhat affectionate but hidden, but he would definitely be annoyed by this truth.
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Could I request who you think would be the best and worst at flirting?? Like scale of Casanova/a Natural to mumbling fool in front of their crush for the haikyuu boys? It could be anyone from the teams, though I'd also love to hear your thoughts on the miya twins lol
a/n: Oh gosh okay this is going to be interesting. In general, I love the twins! They’re absolute menaces and I love putting them in shenanigans together. Osamu is an absolute darling and one of my favourite characters. Atsumu is a menace to society and his hair pre time skips looks like burnt cheesecake lmao. But I still love the loser (affectionate) especially making fun of him. I have a Haikyuu OC that also does that lmao. She has an au paired with Osamu too.
Okay I picked a few characters and rated them and how they flirt! I hope you enjoy. It’s nice to write some Haikyuu!!
@loveskitkats There’s a burnt cheescake under the cut for you ily <3
Headcanon Characters: Rintarou Suna, Osamu Miya, Atsumu Miya, Tetsurou Kuroo, Tobio Kageyama
Rated Characters at the end below the cut
Tags: Headcanons, Flirting, Flirting with their crush, teasing, banter, fluff, undercut because long post
Rintarou Suna (Natural with fun teasing banter):
He’s not the kind of person to flirt with everyone but when he has someone he likes he’s a little shit tease. You can give it back to him though he can take it.
Very much a friends to lovers type of guy so in the crush stages theres a lot of back and forth flirting going on. He gives compliments pretty freely. Sometimes they’re just nice genuine ones. ‘Huh I like that shirt.’ or ‘Looks good.’ but most of the time they have that teasing tone. ‘Aw did you dress up just for me?’ It’s got that half joking, half curious vibe behind it.
A lot of his flirting comes across through how much he talks to you in general. He will not waste his time or bother with people he doesn’t have interest in. He’s the kind of person to get to know someone before relationship so he’ll feel you out.
Sending messages. Likes sending pictures. Not necessary flirty pictures (although will send just selfies sometimes and you flirt back and forth telling each other you look hot) but just general day to day pictures in order to connect. Sends those ‘Damn wish I was there with you.’ messages.
Physical messing around like pretending to annoy you. Messing with your hair. Poking your cheek. Nuzzling his face against your shoulder. He’s a physically affectionate person and likes pushing the boundaries on friendship while crushing.
Seeks out physical touch and takes comfort in it. If he’s comfortable enough to sleep on your shoulder and let you make fun of him then you’re in.
Osamu Miya (Natural but Shy):
The kind of guy who moves at a steady pace with the subtle kind of flirt. The flirts that come out of no where and knock you out. It’ll be a normal conversation then ‘Oh is that new? huh, it’s nice.’ Soft smile and immeditately moves on in conversation. Like? did that just happen?
It’s also that he has his own brand of flirting where you have to know him to know he’s flirting. Ditching his brother to hang out with you? BIG deal. Sharing his food with you? BIG deal. Even making food for you.
It’ll seem like a friends thing with him too but that’s how he operates. He’s a stealthy friends to lovers guy. He’ll come in one day and be like ‘Oh, I made these did ya want to try?’ or ‘Here I made this for ya.’ Then when you’re done it’s. ‘Tell me what ya think. I wanna know ya opinion.’ LIKE BOY. The sweetest.
Learns your favourite drinks and snacks and will keep them on hand and just give them to you like gifts. ‘Gotcha something.’ Acts like it’s nothing too but wears that soft little smile.
Teasing is kind of his flirting too. That’s how he gets along with people by default but it’s teasing banter. If you come hang out with him or visit him a lot it’s all ‘Can’t get enough of me, huh?’ Osamu please.
If you give any of this back by the way he’ll love it because it’s his love language and he’ll give you that oh so sweet Osamu smile with a hint of a blush. He can give it but gets all shy getting it. He just doesn’t expect it? Sometimes he just gets so bold he forgets reciprocation exists and shuts down.
Atsumu Miya (Not a natural but has some charm):
I see him being somewhere in the middle. Like he can be super obnoxious to his fangirls, that’s canon, he does not give a shit about being all smooth and hot.
But he also has natural charisma and charm. However around his crush? A goddamn mess.
The wrong brash thing always comes out of his mouth. You always catch him when he’s fighting with his brother being a hot, loud mess. You see him being all dramatic when he flubs his serve.
See him being a weeping crybaby mess when his gran sends him a message that he’s a good boy. It’s actually endearing but he doesn’t know that. He’s just embarassed.
Then when he tries to talk to you it’s all bright blushes and loud unclear sentences at first. What? Takes a sec to cool down.
Okay now you can understand him he tries the smooth stuff. ‘Hey did ya catch my game yesterday?’ Then Osamu comes in with the ‘Ha the game ya flubbed ya serve so bad you fell flat on ya face?’ cue their arguement.
Will definitely always approach you though no matter how much he embarasses himself. If there’s one thing about Atsumu, he is persistent. The only thing that will stop him is your disinterest. Your interest and laugh (even if it’s at his expense) spurs him on. All the embarassment is worth it.
His flirting is also just asking questions. Always asking questions about you. Wants to know EVERYTHING about you. He never shuts up so the words just keep coming and coming he’s basically gushing over you wanting to talk to you so bad. (Tell him his hair is cool if you think he needs a breather he’ll shut down for a moment)
Tetsurou Kuroo (Thinks he’s a natural but becomes a mess)
In this mans head before he puts the flirting into practice he’s the smoothest motherfucker alive. He’s so cool. The coolest person you’ve ever seen and he is going to wow his crush. He’s going to wow you.
The second he sees you though his head is empty, his cheeks are burning and his mouth betrays him. He’s a hot mess. Goes to say good morning to you and ask how you are but he fumbles so hard over his words. It’s the funniest, sweetest thing too.
After the least smooth recovery of laughing himself off he’ll just stick with an ‘Um, hi.’ and go from there. If you laugh he figures at least he got a positive reaction and that was totally the plan. HE’s IN.
Every time he sees you doesn’t know what to talk about? His mind literally goes blank. Kind of just blurts words out? like ‘COFFEE!’ or ‘VOLLEYBALL!’ or ‘CLASS!’ without thinking and it’s up to you to nod your head and piece it together. Please be patient with him.
Like one time you deduced he wanted to get coffee. The other time he wanted to talk to you about volleyball. The other time was something about class. Once you get him talking he kind of relaxes and his mind fills with words again.
Once his words come back to him he tries flirting but this dork still doesn’t have the smoothest game. It’s all fun facts and smart ass remarks filled with banter which is still fun though.
His idea of flirting is ‘Hey did you know *insert random fact*’. If you counter his fact with a fact of your own he’ll say something like ‘Wow, I should treat you to a drink for teaching me something I didn’t know.’ and that’s the closest to smooth he gets.
The kind of guy who would say ‘Why thank you I grew it myself!’ if you compliment his hair. That’s how ‘smooth’ he is lmao. I love this dork.
Tobio Kageyama (Doesn’t know how to flirt but still pulls off sweet things)
My sweet sweet Kageyama tries his best but his head is just full of volleyball okay flirting is not on the agenda! Neither are crushes he just kind of feels very deeply for you kind of like you’re his favourite person.
So because you’re his favourite person he wants to share his favourite things with you. Volleyball being one of them. Talks about it a lot! But not just that he wants to know if you have a thing you’re passionate about. (God if it’s volleyball too he just will talk to you about it for hours.)
Will buy two things where he used to buy one because he wants you to have one. It’s him wanting to share his likes again. His milk drinks, yoghurt drinks? Two now. Will always offer one your way. Kind of blushy about it. It’s endearing. Again he doesn’t see it as a crush really unless it’s pointed out to him.
Invites you to games and to watch him play in general. He wants you to love volleyball as much as he does. It’s everything to him. He’ll spend time with you outside of that setting as a compromise if necessary.
Kageyama’s version of flirting is looking up to see you in the stands before a game and giving a subtle nod with a small smile. It’s meeting up with you afterwards and thanking you for your support. It’s being happy that you were there. It’s discussing all the things that went right and went wrong because he feels comfortable to do so.
It’s Kageyama saying that he likes hanging out with you but he probably won’t be the one to bring it up first. It’s him figuring out he has crush only when you or someone else points it out to him. It’s all the things he does because you’re his favourite person without realising it.
Timeskip Kageyama though, after taking all these years to realise what it all means might become a little bolder and more intent with his actions. And there will be a day he’ll confess he realises why you’re his favourite person.
Honorable Mentions:
Natural Flirt (Smooth talkers with no shame): Koshi Sugawara, Yuji Terushima, Morisuke Yaku, Kotarou Bokuto
Flirts (Bold/Teasing/Banter): Satori Tendou, Akira Kunimi, Kei Tsukishima, Tooru Oikawa
Awkward Flirts (Blush/Voice Volume Control in either direction): Ryunosuke Tanaka, Eita Semi, Kenma Kozume, Kourai Hoshiumi, Chikara Ennoshita
Awkward Flirts (Freezes/Fumbles over words/Blush): Tadashi Yamaguchi, Hitoka Yachi, Yutaro Kindaichi
Doesn’t know how to flirt still succeeds accidentally: Kanji Koganegawa, Keiji Akaashi
Doesn’t know how to flirt and it shows: Wakatoshi Ushijima, Takanobu Aone (he tries though okay)
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Barrelling into ur inbox to tell u I promise I’m not ignoring ur asks and also I don’t know any fluffy sukuna fics off the top of my head
BUT I did write this little thing for u!! I hope u like it and it’s fluffy enough I tried to keep sukuna at least a little in character while being soft aaa and sorry if u don’t like ice cream lmao
I hope you feel better soon winter my love!!! I’m squeezing u tight and kissing u and fighting away all ur bad feelings 💖✨
You’d been staring at Sukuna for the past fifteen minutes, miserable and pouting and begging for a little attention. Staring might be an exaggeration but it felt like your eyes never left him as he tried to focus on the TV. If you wanted his attention, you know that all you have to do is ask.
Maybe he’s growing soft with you, or maybe he couldn’t stand the uncomfortable nagging that was driving him crazy.
“What do you want?”
It took a little time to become accustomed to the way Sukuna talks to you. Harsh tones and even harder words, he means well even if it doesn’t sound like it.
“Do you love me?” You ask meekly, curling up further into the blanket on your lap.
Sukuna was dumbfounded, *astonished* even for you to have asked such a question.
“What do you mean ‘do I love you’?”
You huff when he doesn’t give you a direct answer, something you should’ve expected. When you don’t give him a response, Sukuna huffs and stands. For a moment you think he’s going to leave, annoyed at your stupid question but instead, he stands beside you on the couch and leans over.
“Who upset you? Hm?” He asks, leaning on his hand on the arm of the couch beside you. “Who do I have to talk to?”
A smile crept onto your face, a small flutter in your heart at his defensiveness. Sadly it’s not that easy.
“No one,” the look on his face tells you he doesn’t believe you. “I swear it’s no one — I just don’t feel lovable, like no one likes me.”
Sukuna scoffs in your face, his other hand grabbing your chin with his palm towards you, a threatening move if it weren’t for the words he whispered shortly after.
“You’re the most lovable person to exist. Anyone who doesn’t like you isn’t worth your time. You have me and all your friends who are grateful to know you.” Sukuna seals his words with a kiss, hard and slightly aggressive in an attempt to show you how serious he is. “I’ll go get you some ice cream.”
He may not be the most affectionate or delicate with words, but you can’t deny that you feel the slightest bit better when he leaves the house.
OH GOD, MELK 💗💗😭😭 This is exactly what I needed!! THANK YOU SO SO MUCH 💗💗😭😭 I am crying so much aaaahh 💗💗😭😭 It sounds completely like him and it really gave me so much comfort!!
I am hugging you 💗💗 This is so sweet of you!! I am sending you lots of love back, and I hope you'll have a good night! I appreciate you so much 💗💗
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