#i am so down astronomically bad

[kzmeru]

HAIII i hope this isn't too vague but can i req himeru teasing an easily flustered (gn) reader,, :3

we’re such a mess together

📨 himeru x gn!reader

— NOTES ; himeru being a little bitch >:( reader is a bit shy :3, WAHAH slightly jealous merumeru, but not too much!!!

author’s note ; you silly little guys know exactly what makes me go insane and they’re tatsuhime requests. (i’m so normal)

It's not a typical afternoon without your boyfriend, HiMERU constantly finding ways to irritate you. Despite his laid-back and calm demeanour, do not be fooled - underneath all that composure, he's a devil spawn.

Well, it's not like HiMERU can help it. You're just way too fun and easy to tease, it makes his heart flutter and do things he had never felt before. In short, he was way too in love with you. He finds entertainment in the faces you make whenever he'd say something unhinged. The annoyed, yet flustered sounds you make whenever he'd catch you by surprise and trapping you in his arms. It's come to the point where this had become a daily thing between the two of you. And, today was no different.

"[Name]! Didn't know you were visiting today. Does yer' darling MERUMERU know?" Rinne, the leader of your boyfriend's unit happily greeted you upon bumping into you in the ES hallways while he was on his way back to the practice room.

While you politely greeted the idol back, you showed him the packed bento that you had made HiMERU this morning, but had forgotten to give it to him.

"Ah, no... I forgot to give him his bento this morning, so I wanted to drop it off. Are you guys busy?" Rinne grins, practically beaming when he heard your explanation and shook his head. Rinne grabbed you by the wrist and hurriedly guided you towards your destination.

"S-Slow down! Amagi—"

"[Name]? What are you…" HiMERU was quick to react before catching you in his arms after Rinne had practically thrown you towards your boyfriend.

You took a moment to catch your breath, while fixing your hair with your free hand. "…I- I forgot to give you your bento…"

HiMERU went silent for a while before happily accepting the packed lunch from your hands and gave the redhead a look. "…Thank you." He says, pressing his lips against your temple, catching you by surprise.

"H-HiMERU?" You gulped, a faint blush starting to form on your cheeks. In fact, you weren't used to your boyfriend suddenly showing affection in public, especially around his unitmates. He had always preferred to be affectionate behind closed doors.

"…I'll make sure to let everyone know how good you've been. Especially to Amagi, over there." He whispered against your ear, innocently burying his face against the crook of your neck.

You froze upon contact, feeling your whole body turn warm with steam practically coming out of your ears.

"Not right now! You're going to be the… death of me…" You complained, playfully hitting his arm trying to ignore the three other members silently watching from the distance. (With Niki covering Kohaku's eyes LMAO)

"Mhm… Well, I would rather have you alive than dead, so… I'll stop for now." He chuckles, pulling away and tucking your hair behind your ear. "Are you fine with going home by yourself? Or do you need your dearest HiME to walk you~?"

"You..! I-I'll be fine, thank you very much!"

[raptorladylover6969]

oh my lord treat me like one of your raptors pls Raptor Lady. I can cook and clean. I can provide. I AM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES PLEEEEEEEASSSSEEEEUHHHHHHH 🙁🙁🙁🙁

[merakiui]

I was thinking about scaramouche, because he's technically a puppet, fem reader would come to the conclusion that he doesn't have any sexual hormones in him cus hes not human? But maybe that's not actually the case for him, but she uses alternatives like masturbating or other methods to relieve herself since she assumes that he's not gonna be horny if they did do the thinggg im rambling but feel free to ignore if you want

Ooh, I like to think that after learning so much about certain human behaviors and habits Scaramouche has come to understand the concept of sex. Humans do it for a variety of reasons: to reproduce like all animals often do, out of physical attraction, out of love and sincerity, etc. He knows that there are various types of sex: romantic sex between lovers, loveless sex between individuals who aren't in love emotionally but perhaps physically, and so on. Like love, sex is complicated (to Scaramouche, at least). For the longest time he's been so certain that he has no need for those types of relations, but after he meets you his entire opinion has begun to change.

Scaramouche has never truly been horny before (mainly because he's never known how to accomplish such a feeling). Sure, he's felt sadistic exhilaration when he was a powerful Harbinger who could command the strongest of people to kneel and bow with but a simple command, but that has never really brought him the carnal, lustful pleasure that humans might feel when they bed another. Scaramouche has picked up novels (sweet, flowery romances and steamy erotic literature) to finally understand the complications of love and sex. There's always a build-up, tension, kissing, maybe even a confession, but what's always present in every story he's read so far is contact—close bodily contact that forms the stickiest of connections. As appealing as sex sounds in the novels he's read, Scaramouche suspects it's far messier than the poetic prose he's reading. Lots of fluids staining the sheets. Sweat and semen and maybe even blood.

But the more he thinks of you in a sexual manner, imagining you in the sex scenes he's reading in these erotic novels, the more he begins to see you in such ways. It's the little things (an innocent brush of your hand against his, the rain that soaks through your clothes and makes the wet fabric stick to your body in a way that accentuates all of your assets, and even the way you groan when arching your back in a stretch) that perk his curiosity, though he'll never admit to it if you tease him for staring.

Every time he's admiring you and you do something that has his thoughts racing, he can feel himself becoming eager to witness more. He'll tease you to see how far he can push you until you push back. He really enjoys bantering and bickering with you, and each time you grouse over how he always has something to say and never shuts up he's so very tempted to tell you that he can put his mouth to use in other ways. Shut him up with your own mouth and you won't hear a sarcastic peep from him. :)

When some of your teasing remarks border lewd territory, he is so very excited. You can hear it in his voice and see it in his eyes: the eager, almost breathy cadence and the electric thrill that widens in his eyes. These feelings are unlike others he's felt, but they invigorate him in a way he enjoys.

And when the effect you have on him and his body becomes so very clear, he finally starts to realize that perhaps all this time he's been lusting over you and has just never classified his daydreams (and actual dreams involving you) as horny thoughts.

[disastersareajoy]

anyone else just obsessed with the term "my pretty girl" ?

yes i'm your pretty girl and you better call me that shit. i'm your pretty girl when i'm on my knees begging for you to fuck my face. i'm your pretty girl when i'm drooling and teary eyed. i'm your pretty girl when i'm bent over the couch. i'm your pretty girl when you're pushing my face into the sheets and making my back arch while you fuck me so hard i can't breathe. i'm your pretty girl when i'm on my back with my legs spread and begging you to fuck me stupid. i'm your pretty girl when i moan, whimper, whine, scream, swear. i'm your pretty girl when i cry because it feels too good. i'm your pretty girl when i cum with your name on my lips.

i'm your pretty fucking girl and you better call me that shit.

[cupidssorbet]

I HAVE PLANS PEOPLE, I have plans, this, this is absolutely beautiful, UGH.

[thedevilsrain]

tyrian......

[gothamcityneedsme]

i can't believe i never posted any of my snk fic. like. i have MULTIPLE NOTEBOOKS of handwritten stuff, and a LOT on my phone but like. i was into snk when i didn't have access to a computer. so almost none of this is typed and so thus also none of it was ever posted.

[nilla-bear]

pov: I’m thinking about Johnny to another hozier song, kicking my feet and giggling.

[bizzare-bxtch]

my return post to tumblr is:

HIM. NIKOLAI GOGOL. I'M SO ABSOLUTELY NORMAL ABOUT HIM.

[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

[lycoriskalmia]

Yoru’s much more willing to give you whatever you want when he’s not focused on saving the world

[aastarions]

if i were to buy a 2nd acrylic stand,, 🧍🏼‍♀️ which one should i get,,, LOL

[cosmicmouseart]

GOES CRAZY GOES FERAL, I'M RABID

[mochiwrites]

“( it’s okay, I’ve got enough words for both of us <3 )” is a phrase so heartwarming and sincere that one would think it came from one of your fics, but no, it is actually from you responding to an ask meme your girlfriend sent.

SHDBFNMJJFNGHTG LMAO

look I am one sappy mfer and I’m so in love with them that the words just Flow WHEEZE. but it’s also true :D many words I have!!!! I could sit and talk about stellar all day 🥰🥰

[elitehoe]

Bryan and his messy ponytail looking all disheveled and distraught yelling about ending MJF

[daz4i]

weirdest thing i get told is that I'm strong or resilient. girl i crumble into dust on a weekly basis. i only take the shape of a person the next day bc the wind blows me back into that. i do not want to be doing any of this