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[a-spacecadet]

It’s freezing out and their landlord sucks. How is Team Chaotix going to stay warm? Inspired by my self-indulgent drawing, tons of unnecessary fluff.

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After restlessly tossing back and forth, trying to burrow into his blanket as much as possible, Vector gave up. He was freezing.

“That's it!” He bellowed, and rolling off the couch, he stormed over to the coat closet. It wasn't that late at night yet, and all his noise must have woken his coworkers because they showed up not long after in the living room as well. Vector looked over to see them standing with blankets wrapped over them also.

"Hey boss, are you going somewhere?" Charmy inquired with his teeth slightly chattering.

"Yeah, I'm giving our landlord a piece of my mind. He's either fixing our heater or he'll find himself without one as well." Vector angrily snorted, wrapping his neck in a scarf and a fluffy hat on his head.

"It may not be wise, the weather and temperature outside is dropping, and you know our landlord, he won't help." Espio, as always, tried to be the voice of reason, but unfortunately just the sight of him trying to warm himself made Vector even more resolute.

"Well I'm gonna make him." The crocodile opened the door, letting a cool wind come in, making the three of them shiver simultaneously. (Espio had been really trying not to shiver using his breathing techniques, but it was very cold).

"Wait, we'll go with you, just in case." Espio offered.

"Mee mee to too..." Charmy chattered his teeth. They didn’t like to think about it, but all of them knew that low temps could mean more than just frostbite to them. As cold-blooded animals, it could mean possible death.

Maybe if we do all go together we could keep an eye on each other, Vector thought. It's not like the house offers much more warmth than the outdoors at this point.

"Okay, get your coats, let's go." Vector gestured to the coat closet. The two of them obeyed.

They started their walk to their landlord's place, a few doors down. They came up to the front door, Vector in the lead. He knocked VERY loudly, to the point that he could have woken all the neighbors as well.

"Hey, I've got a bone to pick with you, open up!" After several minutes of harsh knocking, the landlord finally opened up his door.

"What in tarnation Vector, it's nearly midnight. And it's freezing."

“Precisely, you—“ he pointed to his landlord’s chest as he said this “—need to fix our heater or else! I don’t pay my rent every month for this sort of hogwash!”

“You *don’t* always pay your rent every month Vector. If I recall you have a record of being late on your payments. Now get out of here before I evict you bums.”

“Why you!” Vector nearly grabbed the man by his collar but Espio held him back, and then also tried to reason with the landlord.

“Listen, this isn’t a matter of personal discomfort, we need the heat. We apologize for waking you at this hour but it is crucial that the heater is repaired.” Espio was very good at speaking calmly without shivering, but it seemed to work against him, the landlord was oblivious to how cold he really was. Despite Espio’s appeal, the landlord just huffed.

“Well it sounds like that’s your problem. I told you it’d be repaired this week and it will be repaired this week. But for now I’m going back to sleep and you should too.” With that he slammed the door in their faces. Furious at his flippant attitude, Vector pulled back, ready to slam the door through.

“Boss, don’t. You’ll only make things worse!” Espio waved his hands up to Vector, who snarled but Espio was steady. “We will get evicted for sure, and what will we do then?”

Vector sighed.

“C’mon boys, let’s get out of here.”

Charmy, exhausted from flying in the cold, started to flit down, and Vector caught him in his arms. The little bee was shivering. It took everything inside Vector not to barge into his landlord’s house despite Espio’s warnings, but he refrained. He held the bee close, wishing that he had some heat to share with Charmy, but as a croc he had none to give.

Suddenly, he had an idea.

“Espio, c’mon, I know what I’m gonna do.” Vector picked up his speed walking back to their place, and Espio followed dutifully.

When they got back, Vector went straight to the bathroom. Inside was a small tub, and Vector turned on the faucet full blast. Espio watched as he did this with slight surprise.

“Uuh…boss, our water bill…” He stuttered as he watched the tub fill up slowly with water.

“It’s either the water bill or the electric bill. Not gonna let Charmy freeze.” He still had the bee tucked in his arms. “At least the water heater ain’t broke, am I right?” Espio wasn’t sure what to say in response, he just watched the tub fill with steamy hot water. Their little bathtub never looked more inviting.

Vector started to take off Charmy’s coat, then carefully removed his helmet. Already the bee was warming up by being next to the steam of the hot water.

“Ooh is it bathtime?” Charmy had perked up and was looking over Vector’s shoulder at the water below.

“It sure is. Now take your shoes and gloves off.” Vector set him down on the ground, then he began to do the same. He wouldn’t fit in the tub completely due to his size, but it was better than nothing.

“Okay!” Charmy happily complied. Espio watched, a bit jealous that Charmy got to go into the bath first, he thought of himself as too old to get in the bath with them. He tried to be content to patiently wait for his turn. He watched as Vector stepped in the tub, spilling water all over the floor, with his long reptilian tail hanging over the side. Charmy dove in without hesitation.

“Ah! I’m so warm! Wee wee wee! Hot water! Hot water!” Charmy was cheering, but also the water was very hot and he wasn’t quite used to it. Vector was laying stomach down, so Charmy crawled up on top of the ridges on his back. “Hot water!”

“Too hot Charmy?” Vector asked, concerned. Charmy paused, but then shook his head vehemently.

“No! I like it!” He smiled. “Espio, don’t you want to join?” He asked the chameleon, who hadn’t moved since Vector turned on the water.

“No that’s okay Charmy, I’ll wait.” He had his arms crossed, trying not to express how much he really wanted to go in. However, to his disadvantage, Vector was a very perceptive detective. He also cared for Epsio’s well-being.

“Espio there’s no need to wait. Get in and warm yourself. Look, I know I’m big, I’ll even get out.” Vector picked up Charmy and placed him in the tub to step out, which he did, dripping water all over the floor. He then turned on the faucet again for more hot water to fill what had spilled out. Espio still hesitated, so Vector pushed him towards the tub.

“I’ll dump you in there with your clothes.” Vector smiled a toothy, mischievous grin. A bit flustered, Espio then started to remove his gloves.

“Ah that won’t be necessary. I’ll get in.” Espio eyed the smiling croc warily, hoping he didn’t just push him in. As he stepped in, his body instantly began to de-tense and relax in the warm water. It felt sooo good. Charmy was beside him, playing with one of his bath toys. He was humming to himself some little tune. Espio got a little embarrassed, he wasn’t a little kid, he was 16 years old! However, the water felt way too nice for him to keep worrying about being embarrassed. He then felt slightly bad seeing Vector sitting outside the tub. His hands were covering his shoulders, but he was contentedly smiling watching his two boys finally warm and safe.

“Uh Vector, I’m sorry, you should get warm too.” Espio moved to the edge of the tub. “Charmy make room for Vector to fit as well.”

“Okay!” Charmy scooped up his toy and moved over as well. Vector was cold, especially after stepping out of the hot water and into the chilly air, so he didn’t protest.

“Thanks boys!” He happily got back into the tub, once again making a splash, but Charmy and Espio did not mind. The three of them happily relaxed, enjoying the warmth of the water and each other’s company.

[spineless-lobster]

I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such

[youthofpandas]

What’s up with how the dunmeshi fandom just lies about this kind of stuff all the time. It is easily confirmable information that it was a monthly series, something incredibly common in the industry.

A not weekly magazine schedule is literally common !! Especially in the seinen shoujo and josei demographics, sometimes monthly, sometimes biweekly, sometimes every two months, sometimes seasonal! Please stop lying about how Dunmeshi was some special unique creation that defies all standards of manga just to hype it up because it is so clear that every single one of these comparisons is centered around Weekly Shonen Jump (and understand that SJ has many magazines under its brand that are monthly or semimonthly). Not everything is WSJ and it needs to stop being the only point of reference in conversations like this 🤧

[isjasz]

[mob killing noises] BAM!!!!1111!!

[snarkspawn]

based ofc on this

[eydilily]

would you bite the hand that feeds you?

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Can’t spell “Five nights at Freddy’s” without GAY

(Based off @/flashcs5 post)

[hellspawnmotel]

intimacy between an evil spiteful building-sized supercomputer and the lone scientist left behind after everyone else ditched and forgot about her (in which computer wants to kill scientist really bad but her programming wont let her so she just attempts to make her as miserable as possible instead, which also doesn't work because scientist is a freak)

[nikki-rook]

smitten | adjective | smit·​ten deeply affected with or struck by strong feelings of attraction, affection, or infatuation

[vaszametili]

obiwan leades anakin to the council 21 BBY holophoto in color

[reasonsforhope]

Sometimes you just have one of those moments where the progress we've made as a culture get thrown into stark relief. You look at something and go "Holy shit, that would never have happened when I was a kid."

Today, I had one of those moments when I realized that the teenage boys I'm working with are just. genuinely, openly enthusiastic about going to Build-a-Bear for their outing.

These are sixteen and seventeen year old boys! They just had a whole conversation about what to name their "cute", mostly new squishmallows! They're genuinely excited that they're going to Build-a-Bear this weekend and asking other kids to pick up specific accessories for them!!

Holy shit, that never would've happened when I was 16. None of the boys would have dared to be visibly interested - and neither would most of the girls! There would have been a million gay jokes and "Haha, you're a girl" jokes and "What are you, a baby?" jokes. Teenagers weren't even supposed to care about anything back then!

Less than 15 years later, and I'm watching three 17 year old boys treat all that as not even worthy of comment.

So let's call that a reason for hope. Even when the kids aren't alright, in some ways apparently they are alright. Go Gen Z, honestly. It's so lovely to watch you guys just openly doing and saying stuff that, when I was a teen, would've been a social death sentence.

[egophiliac]

buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

[buggachat]

something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.

But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin

[isjasz]

Join us and die 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️

My piece for @trafficzine 5th edition!! Go check out the whole zine 🫵

[josukespimphand]

I haven't posted in a while but <333