#i have the sleeping schedule of a vampire
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I took longer finding the materials than I did making this -_-
Anyway Horror looks happily out of place from team edgy so here's a shitpost under the cut
Oh and I changed my pfp
#traditional art#undertale#utmv#horror sans#dust sans#murder sans#killer sans#bad sanses#doodle doo#dust and killer are edgy#and horror is ruining their vibe#i used to be great at traditional art#then i took an arrow to the knee#my new way of living is idgaf#i have the sleeping schedule of a vampire
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"And soda; runs off into the street..." "...and soda... is totally okay!"
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#cw blood#something something cracking open a boy w the cold ones#IF THERE ARE ANY MISTAKES I MISSED I SWWWEAR TO JEBEDIAH. IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA DIE IT NEEDS TO BE DONE#ALSO RRRAAAHAHHHGHGH CAN I JUST TAKEA SECOND TO SCREEAAMM ABT HOW MUCH I LOVE SODA AND EMIZEL.. LIKE THERYE SO CUTE....#THEY ARE HOMIES THAT KISS EACHOTHR GOODNIGHT. THEY CARE SO MUCH FOR EACHOTHER. SODA LOVES SODA AND SODA LOVES YOU#do u guys remember how willing he was to share blood w his vampire bestie. like cmon. remember when emizel memorized sodas Soda Schedule.#LIKE CMON.... they just have eachothers backs so much. ouhhh my god... ANYWAY SO THE ART HUH. I FEEL LIKE I SCRAMBLED W IT FOR A WHILE#DRAWIN IS HARD..... i think i did well in the end tho.. i like the lil heart beat effects. and i hope i made soda look Suffieciently Scared#i ALSO had fun w the teeth. i however did not have fun w the walls. if i had more drugs i mightve done every brick in more detail#but i didnt WANNA!!!! this will suffice.I HOPE IT FLOWS WELL&THAT ITS CLEAR... IVE STARED AT IT SO LONG IT IS NOW VISUAL SOUP. HELP!!!#i want my comics to have more Pauses and Space and Thought and Momence. i feel like normally they go so fast. but THIS time#i think i did good.... huuoouhhhh.... comics are HARD art is HARD but i am HARDER. or something. OH YEAH I HAVE MORE ART THINGS#soda was RLY HARD FOR ME TO DRAW FOR A MINUTE..but i like where his design is now. i wanted his hair to be curly swirly.like soda fizz#i THINK thats all my thoughts for now. if u have thoughts u should spill them in the tags i looooove reading tttaaggsss#have a goodnight i gotta go to work soon. maybe. unless the casinos power goes out AGAIN. OR SEOMTHING... UUGHHH MY SCHEDULE IS IN SHAMBLES#I THOUGHT I WAS WORKIN 3 DAYS INA ROW SO I RENTED A WHOLE DAMN HOTEL BC THE JOB PLACE IS FAR AWAY.. I HAD TO CANCEL THE WHOLE RESERVATOn#annd im MMMMAD ABOUT IT!!! like ill get over it ofc BUT IM PEEVED!!!! IM INCONVIENIENCED AND GENTLY AGGRIVATED. BUT OVERALL FINE.#hope yalls weekend goes well. sleep well. if u get the chance to.
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It’s Pride Month =}
#bonus#pride#pride month#lgbtq#it’s pride month#you know what that means#Can you tell I like orange#And also I’m still bingeing the vampire diaries late into the night despite the fact I have to get up early tomorrow to draw the dragon#Before I go to work#Night me regrets nothing#Morning me will regret everything#Enjoy my sleep deprived doodles#Any hoo#Yay the dragons are gay#Man I’m just rambling at this point#Maybe I should try to fix my sleep schedule#….#ha yeah right
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the state of my mental health tbh
#my art#digital art#deadpool#wade wilson#nathan summers#cablepool#doodle#mfw i go over a week without even looking at my wips bcuz of my sleep schedule cus fo some reason i can't draw during sunlight hours#so if i want to get finish all the shit i want to finish i have to bomb my newly fixed sleep#bcuz my brain thinks its a fucking VAMPIRE or something#so yay me#1 like = 1 adhd medication forthis poor soul
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I love starbee and vampires btw (dump)
I really wanted to draw star with a full fanged mouf cause I thought it would look cool and I have been obsessed with vampires lately because of that one scene in carmilla where the girlies have a bloody smooch fest.
What if the vampire you’re meant to kill is reeaaally pretty and wants to take a big ol’ chomp out of you??? What then???? I need to draw bee steaking star in the spark now lol. Starscream is just too hungry 😔
Some sillies. I saw this meme and knew what I had to do.
I took starbee with me on a train but the train I wanted to go on was eeping but it was still fun because trains are awesome
Photo credit to @leefyberrybread because my dumbass was too busy taking a video to get good photos 💀
#Jesus Christ the second image looks so compressed on mobile#vampire brainrot has taken over…#people joke that I’m a vampire actually because I’m allergic to garlic and have a awful sleep schedule and I’m goth#im also allergic to the sun#anyway love trains and starbee#i want to draw more starbee enemies arc#ok I need to sleep because my head hurts from blasting loud music in my ears for three hours on full volume on my comp#yes it was worth it it fixed all my problems#transformers#maccadam#starscream#bumblebee#starbee#tfe bumblebee#tfe starscream#soundwave#earthspark#hanaes scrapheap
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Did you go and make promises you can't keep?
#iwtvedit#tv: interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#vcreations#idk i guess#should have prb uh sleep and gif them but oh well#scheduled
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Everyone tell me how cool I am and how good of a job I did please and thank you I want to wake up to nice messages. I'm so so brave I feel like I just had an insane day and I need external validation
#i finally did one of my late essays#20% docked on it but the pass mark is 40/100 so we are Good#even if i get a 50 i'm fine and surely this is at least a 50#like it cannot be worse than the last thing i handed in and that was 50-55#anyway yeah i did it!! yippee!!!#so i'm going to go enjoy my well-deserved 10 hours of sleep#see you a 6pm! (yeah it's 8am. sleep schedule who. i'm a vampire we said)#the monster gave me a headache also i think :( i don't like that#BUT. essay done. tomorrow. special considerations for the last subject#and then next week i have a few days to do captions but that'll be easy#the annoying bit will be explaining why i did things the way i did with the correct vocabulary#but. we thrive. we move. we ball. i can do it (kinda)#we're limping along but it's fine i'm almost done#the finish line is close. we're getting there#and next week i get to make my lil guy kiss the vampire for my enjoyment. all will be well#wow i have a ramble tag now#england adventures
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ace and saphira pls... they are rotating around my head
youre trying to use your hands kindly again. one cat shaped sugar cookie at a time
#pokemon reborn#saphira belrose#ace featherstone#jazzart#sorryit looks weird i have not hashtag slept in like. i got a calculator out for this one 37 hours#long story. actually short story. i had to get work done and then couldnt go to bed until it go t to be epic night time lest my sleep#schedule get whackier than something whacky id use as a comparison right now#good night<read in vampire voice#jazzask
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You couldn't just admit defeat right off the bat, though. A cat would get bored if the fly it was batting around stopped buzzing and trying to fly away. But not too unwilling- no, that would be bad too. Give off the impression you weren't interested, and he'd leave to find an easier conquest. Coy, not resistant. Calculated.
…who were you kidding here? The pounding in your head wasn't being helped by the vodka in your stomach. Caked on eyeliner was streaked down your cheeks. You wanted to lie down and sleep for ten hours, not come up with flirty lines. "Fuck it. Yeah, I probably am, aren't I?"
"You say that like it's a bad thing." One might expect his expression to change. It didn't. He was gazing at you with that same cold look, taking a long sip of his drink. A drop of the dark red liquid spilled off his lip and down his chin. He politely dabbed it away, leaving a bloody napkin by his glass. "It's okay to need something, you know. We all need something. There's no shame in that."
Yeah. He was right. No shame in needing your blurry edges straightened out and your mind soothed by a little intimacy with a stranger. No shame in thinking it'd be just fine if he was a fucking weirdo serial killer, cause at least that'd be an interesting way to go. No shame in taking no convincing. You hopped down off the barstool. "Let's go, before I change my mind."
#once again posting vampire shit at 3am#if only i were up at 3am because i myself am a vampire!#and not because i have an abysmal sleep schedule and no life#mainstory#ourhatefulbodies
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wake up babe, new prisoner just dropped 🔥
(og design (??) by good-beans!!
I wanted to send this anonymously so badly but it doesn't work with images 😞)
LMAO no fucking way. jumpscare of myself in my own ask box.... literally my honest reaction to finding out i have yet another 9-5:30 shift (< has one today)
#lxm textposts#hilarious. i love the text on the straps its killing me#definitely was not expecting this#especially in an ask from you#i thought i was just going to be insulted again#so this is a pleasant surprise !!#love how i - someone who has deliberately avoided making a self-persona - has somehow ended up with one anyway#it me :)#im downright vampiric. literally 100% accurate#fascinating how the guy who complains about her job and being busy all the time has created the image of deadpan exhausted woman#i will have you all know that my sleep schedule is very good ! genuinely !#thought if we're talking mental exhaustion....................#my hair is so fluffy in your style.... wouww#when am i getting hair drawing lessons from u btw. teach me art thanks
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behind every art account theres a tired artist with huge eyebags (me)
#art#artists on tumblr#doodle#my art#i need to fix my sleep schedule#i have huge eyebags rn im not even joking#artist#artist on tumblr#digital artist#art on tumblr#artwork#drawing#hashtag save matthy#vampires should be sleeping in daylight what am i doing awake at daylight!!#i wont have energy to look for gals with yummy blood heartbreaking emoji#can someone pay for my testosterone thanks
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[ It is 3:30AM. I'm supposed to be awake tomorrow at a reasonable hour. Why do I only have muse for these little shits at the most unholy hours of night? ]
#(;tea time | ooc )#because theyre VAMPIRES HA#no but seriously i wish i had this level of inspiration when its not this late#anyways i have 26 drafts and 30 asks and i think im going to start doing things in batches and then releasing them into a queue all at once#im genuinely not ignoring anyone i just have poor organization skills and self control and also a sleep schedule thats concerning on a#Biblical level
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Is there an explanation on why I was able to draw faster back then compared to now? Was it because I had to draw a lot for uni and then in my spare time I also drew, so it was just out of habit? Is it because I'm more critical of my work now than before where I just drew for the sake of drawing something? So now that I've been out of uni, I want to draw things outside of my comfort zone? I think I just answered my own question LOL I think it's because I don't want to just limit myself to character portraits and I've been working more on experimenting on different styles... Whereas back then I think I drew faster because I didn't really go outside of what I already knew. Not only that, but I would draw for the sake of posting on social media! Not because I enjoyed what I was posting. Now that I distanced myself from posting consistently from social media, I don't have that mentality of wanting to place my self worth as an artist based on how it's received online. I just draw what I think is fun! And tbh I have a healthier relationship with my art ever since. I think that's it... With that being said... I can't wait to get my own space so I can draw without any interruption.
#the thoughts that plague my mind when i'm taking a long ass time to finish something LMFAOO#i want to finish it NOW but i want it to look GOOD...#see the crazy thing was that back then i would draw from early in the morning to late into the dead of night#i don't have that luxury here bc... i live w other family#but when i move i only have my schedule to abide to so i can work on my own time!!#pls... first half of the year i'm outta here#also idk why but i randomly decided to revisit that old vampire show Angel bc the intro had always been stuck in my head#i remember watching it when i was younger but don't remember SHIT about it#besides their vampire versions looking... like that... and a guy had a cactus face#i actually remember a scene where the cactus dude died... right.. i think he did#that's all i remembered#and this makes me want to rewatch buffy bc i used to watch that too!#tho i don't remember shit about it either#besides an episode where buffy was invisible?? and like i think the blonde vampire guy... was he a vampire... named spike??#they were sleeping together and someone came in and was wondering why#spike was naked underneath a blanket and he said he was doing push ups LMFAOO#WAS THAT A THING I SWEAR IT WAS#idk why i've been in a nostalgic mood lately for old shows#i look forward to just watching these shows in my own room without headphones#x#shrekeii
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i'm hot because i scream bmth lyrics at 5am
#i love them so much please#i have the sleep schedule of vampire#seriously i think my body's nocturnal
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rip me then ig because im the closest thing to a vampire ive ever heard of (see tags) and im as lactose intolerant as can be
Here.
I bestow upon thee garlic bread sword, with cheese (+10 damage)
x2 damage against lactose intolerant or vampiric enemies, stacks against lactose intolerant vampires
If you eat it, you become a sword. Because you are what you eat.
#i have a nocturnal sleep schedule (and not just the way the quirky kids in school say they do)#i have a vitamin d deficiency#im pale as fuck#i bite#but only with consent#usually#i wear a lot of dark colours#is there anything more vampire than i#vampire#and ofc im lactose intolerant because why make life easy#however i will eat the garlic bread anyway#because at least i die happy
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tomorrow is my LAST SHIFT covering 2a-10a!!! Clapclapclapclap
#the yapperrr#I'm excited to. clean my house#among other things I didn't have energy to do after sleeping 11a-5p and then 7p-midnight.#my sleep schedule literally never adjusted after seven weeks.#ALSO I'M. VITAMIN D DEFICIENT SO IDK WHY I AGREED TO BE A VAMPIRE IN THE FIRST PLACE#not to mention I can finally get back to my Real job my Favorite job my Secret Calling.....long ass road trips :'>
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