#i have a nocturnal sleep schedule (and not just the way the quirky kids in school say they do)

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rip me then ig because im the closest thing to a vampire ive ever heard of (see tags) and im as lactose intolerant as can be

Here.

I bestow upon thee garlic bread sword, with cheese (+10 damage)

x2 damage against lactose intolerant or vampiric enemies, stacks against lactose intolerant vampires

If you eat it, you become a sword. Because you are what you eat.

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Hoodie College Headcanons

Hey guys, Eden here! I have come to the realization that using desktop is a lot trickier than I previously thought. I am still going to be writing asks, but I am going to simply upload them without the original blurb. I hope that is okay!

- No one knows what Hoodie’s major is and, at this point, neither does he. He knows that he takes some philosophy and psychology classes, but that doesn’t change the fact that he’s just trying to figure out what he wants to do for the rest of his life. He may be very uptight about his studies, but he knows better than to make rash decisions that will ruin him down the line. 

- Now, don’t get me wrong, Hoodie can definitely stay up late and be a night owl when push comes to shove. This, however, does not mean that his natural sleeping schedule involves being nocturnal. It is actually quite the contrary. Hoodie relishes the moments in which he wakes up only to be greeted by the slow, deep breaths of his roommate and the ticking of the clock nestled upon the wall overlooking his bed. He  gets up, quiet as a mouse, and starts his day before even the earliest of birds. He rubs his eyes gently before meandering over to the makeshift kitchen, in which he’d begin the process of boiling water to use for his daily dose of caffeine. While waiting for the water to boil, Hoodie would sit by the window and peer down at the streets below. He loves watching people sluggishly stumble out of dorm rooms and apartments, and he revels in the notion of being the first person around to greet the new day head on. 

- While most college students make coffee a daily necessity, Hoodie doesn’t roll like that. Hoodie prefers tea over the good ol’ bean juice. He isn’t super picky about his tea tastes, and is often seen moseying around the nearby convenience store, browsing through various choices. His favorite tea, however, is black tea. He thoroughly enjoys the sharp taste and jolt of caffeine it sends coursing through his body. He usually enjoys his tea with a light breakfast of toast and/or eggs (scrambled, of course, as they are superior to any other egg styles).

- Hoodie secretly loves kids movies. This is not to say that he cannot handle mature movies, he definitely can, he just really loves the reliability and the predictable happy endings. Hoodie has his own Disney+ account that he only shares with his true homies. He also makes it a point to host a movie night at least once a week. He loves how ‘kids’ movies tackle big topics in a simplistic yet well-thought-out manner. He admires all of the quirky characters and paths to self discovery. His favorite movies include Finding Nemo and Beauty and the Beast. Once high school had ended, everything changed in the blink of an eye. Everyone’s expectations became increasingly high, and he had a hard time listening to the well wishes of the people closest to him, while still staying true to himself. Disney movies gave him a sense of familiarity and comfort. When everything was flipped upside down in his life, the movies he loved stayed as a constant reinforcement of comfort and security. He may not always have everything together, but if Belle can fall in love with a Beast, maybe he has a chance at finding someone who will love him despite his rough edges. 

- Hoodie is usually not the type of person to make decisions blindly, he’s too smart for that, but sometimes he has no choice but to use alternative methods when indecisiveness kicks in. Whenever Hoodie is faced with a near impossible situation, he breaks out his magic eight ball. He usually reserves the eight ball for the most difficult of situations. Whether it be choosing between two classes that he wants to take, or  making personal choices in regards to his friends, he always falls back on the hands of fate. He hides the magic eight ball under his bed, amid piles of blankets and pillows. He got it during freshman year at a run down Walmart near the edge of town. He was there to get groceries for the first time in three months, when he stumbled upon the toy aisle. He saw the eight ball instantaneously, and bought it without hesitation. He has been using it ever since 

- Hoodie loves going to concerts, however, he is not a fan of the big stadium scene. He frequents a pub near his dorm that houses a tiny stage and an even tinier fanbase. He’s really into the obscure artists that pass through and always finds himself adding their music to his playlist. Going to concerts is one of the ways he unwinds. He may be an introvert, but something about the concert scene gives him an indescribable rush. He has a place in his heart for all kinds of music. As long as it has a nice flow or something interesting, he’s hooked. The booming speakers and scent of inebriation is something that usually disgusts him, but when he’s amidst a crowd of people, listening to the same music, it just feels right. He knows that he’ll never see the same artists twice, and he knows that every time he goes back something will change. There is something that is inexplicably comforting about the spontaneity. He knows that he’ll never be disappointed because he never knows what to expect. 

- Hoodie has a green thumb. He doesn’t have an insane amount of plants in his dorm room, but he does have a fair few that he takes care of. Hoodie truly believes that to get good out of the world, you have to put good into it. His plants are lined up across all of his window sills and are scattered across his desk area. Each plant has a name that has been given to them by Hoodie’s friends. Taking care of the plants is part of his winding down routine. He enjoys coming home and checking up on each and every one of them. His friends joke with him and call him out on caring more about his plants than them. That’s obviously not the case, but the plants give him something to continuously pour love and good energy into. Hoodie truly believes in karma. If he puts good into the world, he’ll receive good in return.