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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months ago

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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inkskinned · 27 days ago

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okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

#what the fuck.#unfortunately by the time i'd switched accounts (from personal to my poetry one)#i couldn't find it :(#this is why u SEND URSELF THE POST. WHICH I KNOW TO DO BUT!!!#i was so mad i just was like “i'm about to tear this commenter in twain” and . lost da post #if u urself are the 29 and got recently flamed by instagram #i love u. come here. write with me. i was about to pick up a sword for u.#i mean a BIGASS sword.#like we all know im a wlw girlie but the way ppl will be like ''id NEVER write sad poetry about a MAN not LOVING me!!!"#..... wowwwww ur so cool. anyway. people often experience emotions regardless of what u consider cringe.#& if ur gonna shame straight/bi women for feeling a certain way. hope u never write about the #weird relationship between u and ur father. or feeling different from ur brother.#or how ur male best friend fucked u over. since it's SO CRINGE. to have ANY feelings caused by a MAN #like be so for real. beloved. nobody is fucking saying this when men do it.#''oh it's cringe to like a woman or feel heartbroken by her.''#controlling women's feelings and actions???? it's more likely than u think.#btw op is nonbinary do NOT be gender essential on this post i'll kill u with my teeth #edit: btw for the person who dm'd me ''when is it misogyny and when is it actually valid''#pretty easy. if a man had done it #would it be cringe? . like if a man sang a sad song about ''she broke my damn heart''?#if he said ''i want to have kids with her'' or something sexually explicit?? like would u even LIKE IT if a male poet had said it?#& if it's like. nah a 35 yr old man being upset about this is cringe too. yeah it's just cringe. that exists. we both know it does.#but .... often i see this ONLY about women. and i can't help but hear like. how back in middle school #we were fed the lie ''girls mature faster.'' ... why do i have to be emotionally regulated? but if a man wrote about the same things?#..... idk . im pretty anti cringe culture to begin with. but this one feels so bad to me . ur still a person past 33.

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chloesimaginationthings · 14 days ago

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Vanessa with her new FNAF found family

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #vanessa shelly #fnaf vanessa #mike schmidt #abby schmidt #Vanessa finally has some nice drawings to stare at 💜#I HOPEEE SO BADDDD #THAT the second movie frames these 3 as a full blown found family #pretty please we all deserve this #it be so sweet if Vanessa just lives with the other two now #just having a more positive famila relationship #finally being a big sister a friend and more #it’ll heal my soul I’m hoping so bad for this BAHAH

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ifartconfetti · 1 year ago

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Hello neurodivergent people. I was wondering if I'm just weird or it is common to not being able to learn certain motoric skills at the same time as my peers and learned them MUCH later

#poll #a friend of mine only learned to ride her bike in her 20s #i didnt manage to snap my fingers until i was like 18 #i still cant reliably whistle or swim #i was a latebloomer with almost everything that involves having to copy someones physical movement #pretty sure i was the last one to learn to tie my shoes in kindergarten #oops i forgot the option for 'nope' sorry lmao

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tempo-takoyaki · 8 months ago

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Listen, I love the "XL helps HC to see how beautiful he is" scenario as much as the next person... But I also see it like this.

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #heaven official's blessing #hob #myart #hua cheng #xie lian #I have a friend who's so pretty and confident the pretty privilege automotically applies to her #I've seen people treat her differently RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME #sometimes I look at her and wonder if this how people feel when hc talks to xl #anyway I think that hc needs the bing-qiu method of “not as beautiful as you yes I love you the most” too #also this xie lian took me 3 seconds to draw but 5 mins to sketch it's an art to come up with such a stupid face you know that?#hc my pretty princess <3 I want him on his knees

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bacchuschucklefuck · 5 months ago

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typical tavern scene

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #fabian seacaster #riz gukgak #adaine abernant #kristen applebees #figueroth faeth #gorgug thistlespring #got my version of this in lol. I feel like this is mandatory if u draw fh art #trying to remember whats on the menu at a typical swensen's. its been years since I last was at one #tho I am so absolutely unfamiliar with like elmville level of town scenery. just immediately drew from my own experience lmao #I used to think malls are the same everywhere.... but then I hear from my US friends and. wow they sure are not #mm. good day to reminisce a little bit. but I am now sleepy #not a lot to say abt this I think most of this is pretty straightforward. I did use this to test out some overlays in SAI2 #that I never really touched. the talisman on fig's guitar case takes from the house protection talisman you'd put on the front door #and also I think kristen slipping while fully sat down is very funny and special. she means so much to me #okay. alright. I should really go to sleep. and tomorrow I should take my dang walk... see the sun #have a good night lads! enjoy ice cream

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missmisnomer · 7 months ago

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it's always a good day to wake up and choose violence

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cr0wqui11 · 1 month ago

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The aroace experience is being in love with your friends. But. Platonically

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the-adventures-of-dave · 18 days ago

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Resisting the urge to argue with internet strangers when they say incorrect cat facts. I am Gods strongest soldier.

#bengals are not like wolf dogs #bengals are not wild animals #they are not unethical #bengals are not neurotic if you breed and train them right #bengals actually DO make good pets with the right lifestyle #not everyone buys them impulsively bc they look pretty #the existence of bad breeders doesn’t mean all breeders are bad #am I ranting in the tags so I don’t bother my friends by sending them a novel worth of text on discord while they’re at work #perhaps #I love bengals and I have opinions okay 😂😭

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canarydraws · 3 months ago

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Andromeda 💙💜🩷

#illustration #art #digital art #dnd #paladin #warlock #butterfly #knight #dhampire #vampire #spelljammer #boi I sure hope people like this finished version as much as that wip a while ago #this took me a long timenot because it was difficult but I kept losing motivation between my day job and all the other arts I wanna do #but andromeda is such a pretty gal I needed to finish her #next I hope to draw a character turnaround sheet for her!#I have a few friends who liked her design and wanted to practice their 3d modeling skills so I think we’re going to try working together #anyway her campaign has officially begun now!#idk if it had started back when I first sketched this illustartion but it’s in full swing now #it’s a spelljammer game!#I’m excited to play my bubbly butterfly girl in deep space 💙

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cwispihae · 7 months ago

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You can sit with them (for a fee) 🫰💵✨

#usopp #god usopp #op usopp #nami #cat burglar nami #op nami #strawhats #straw hat pirates #one piece #cwispihae #Why yes I HAVE seen two pretty best friends actually

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zillychu · 9 months ago

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i have entirely too many people enabling me to stop at this point

#danny phantom #mlp #everlasting trio #wes weston #dont come for my ass i have no idea what horse anatomy is #zilly art #wes is angry something got a lot harder to prove once phantom became an alicorn #but a friend said he looked mad phantom was so pretty and i was like u know what. ur so right that's also true #he's already tall enough to smash his face into doorframes but then that goddamn horn #sorry i cant decide if phantom should have that little nose spot. decide for me

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boobilby · 4 months ago

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Being even more cringe than usual

Featuring my friends drawing of Joel, who I’m pretty sure they don’t even know, @dustystripe is the friend

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 day ago

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Just your average male living space.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wen qing #lan wangji #A-Yuan #wei wuxian #(***Content warning for me talking about unhygienic living conditions in the tags today***).#The worst part of drawing this comic is that I've seen so much worse. This is a livable space.#I've helped out friends and family who were struggling and let me just say...I have seen some pretty dysfunctional living spaces.#Hell I've *lived* in some very dysfunctional living spaces.#Hording dishes under the bed was always something that grossed me out but it's unfortunately something I've seen people do way too often.#The horror everyone has upon walking into WWX's 'living' set up is so consistently 'Mate how are you living like this?'#It's honestly so integral to me that WWX's 'just left home for the first time' house/room be a depression/dysfunction pit.#You can learn a lot about someon's state of mind from how they keep their living space...and this guy is oozing 'deep depression'.#I don't think he's eaten anything but foods that classify as a struggle meal in a year.#Everyone is trying to stage an intervention but he just isn't in a good enough place to help himself.#By the way: I want to steer away from shaming people who have messy homes/rooms because life *does* hit hard sometimes.#My love language is coming into your home to do your dishes and do some housework. Don't apologize for the mess king.#Nothing could top some of the places I've had to help my older siblings out of.#I'd be okay with my flatmate having a severed limb and a blood pool at this point.#As long as he lets me take out the dishes from under the bed - We're good! My standards are so low at this point.

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andsewingishalfthebattle · 10 months ago

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Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

#knitting #no it's not a real pattern but I can't write one that makes sense because I have no freaking clue what any of that means #How do you make things that aren't basic rectangles #Why has every knitter I've asked for help just said 'patterns are easy; you just have to know how to read them' & then refused to teach me #Where do I even find a goat to sacrifice #How do I join the pattern cult #I am so confused #I've been knitting for almost a decade but I can only make scarves and potholders #I learned one (1) stitch by watching a YouTube video and none of my friends or family knit so I have no IRL resources #And nobody I meet seems to want to take the time to explain the rest to me #I taught myself to sew through trial and error but that doesn't really work with knitting because error is pretty much just... Unraveling?#Anyway sorry for the tag rant I'm just frustrated that I see pretty things I want to make but the instructions are in an alien language #And the gap between 'absolute novice' and 'intermediate' seems to be about 20 years of experience and formal instruction

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eggwishing · 4 months ago

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sans looking at ice or something

#sans #undertale #finished this…… :] for my design class. a little rough around the edges. but i think it’s pretty nice #i’m friends with everyone at my table in that class & they all wanted to see how it turned out. one of the #m literally had their jaw drop #i wanted to don a giant pink tutu and twirl around in circles so fast it’d create a tornado that could shred the entire building #wowie…. cool people think my art is cool… feels pretty nice!!!#i want to make cool music soon too. i’m having so much fun. but a big hurdle is figuring out how to get a good drumbeat #if anyone reading this is familiar with music… can you dm me with some tips... and like dumb them down for me please. i was born yesterday!#beepbox’s drums are so hard to decode

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