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Steve's sprawled across the couch watching a movie and doesn't react at first to the movement on the opposite side of it; he's so used to Eddie fidgeting all the time, even in his sleep, that he barely notices anymore. But then, there's the unmistakable weight and warmth of his boyfriend crawling across his body, and Eddie's face in his peripheral vision finally makes Steve turn and look.
Okay, well, that's a new one. But it's Eddie Munson, so pretty much every day there's something new.
Steve raises an eyebrow at the boy's face looming above him, grinning around a gummy worm dangling from his teeth.
"What?"
Eddie mumbles something unintelligible around the candy; the only part Steve can make out is the final 'oh fuck' as sugary spit starts running down Eddie's chin, and he has to rip the gummy out of his teeth and wipe his mouth with a sleeve.
Steve chuckles and shakes his head fondly. He's way too far gone, because it's just endearing when it should, probably, be off-putting.
"I brought you a worm," Eddie finally says clearly, his mouth free. "Get it?"
Steve just continues to stare at him, both eyebrows raised now. Eddie rolls his eyes.
"I'm courting you? Like, bird-style? You're supposed to accept my worm if you like me."
Steve bursts out laughing; he can't help it.
"Courting me? Eds, we've been dating for six months."
Eddie sighs, his smile turning sheepish as he starts moving away.
"Uh... You know what, never mind, t'was stupidā"
"Nonono, babe, get back here," Steve interrupts him, still chuckling, and grabs the front of Eddie's shirt to tug him back in. "Come on, I'll gladly accept your worm."
With a nearly blinding grin, Eddie shoves the gummy back between his teeth and leans in. Steve leans forward a bit and gingerly takes it with his teeth, their lips brushing briefly. As Steve chews through the sour-sweet gummy, his boyfriend giggles above him, eyes sparkling.
"You liiike me, then."
"I love you, you dork," Steve points out to him, unable to stop grinning now.
"Well, yeah, but now I also know you'd like me if we were birds."
"Oh yeah. I bet your mating dance would win me over right away, too."
Steve was absolutely prepared for Eddie to take the bait, and yet he's still in stitches from laughing as his boyfriend pushes himself to his feet and starts dancing around the couch, flapping his arms and making loud chirping noises.
Bird Steve would certainly be swooning. Human Steve just keeps falling harder every day.
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About Tommy Kinard And The Nicknames
Hey y'all! So, I've been doing some thinking (I know, shocking, right? š) Maybe an old hat, but:
We all know, that there's been a lot of complaints about Tommy using Eddie's nickname, while he sticks with the old ones like āHowieā and skips āBuckā altogether. But honestly, I think 9-1-1 did a great job here. Hear me out:
First off, I totally get that Tommy originally was more of a supporting/recurring character, and the whole āJealous Buckā storyline was supposed to be the other way around (that's still what they really said, right...? š
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And still, there is a lot that the General Audience (as in doesn't analyze as much as we weirdos do) can pick on:
Eddie: Remember when Eddie said he doesnāt respond to Edmundo? Well, that's shifted a bitāespecially after Ana nailed it right off the bat. Still, it canonly more a family thing. For most people, heās just Eddie.
And we can see how strong the bond between him and Tommy is from the very first start! So Tommy probably knows and respects that. They share a lot, freely, and Eddie definitely let him inā not only into Buck's, but his (their) life.
Chimney: As for him, I love the idea that Tommy calls him āHowieā as a way to be respectful and not overstep. Chimneyās found his place in a new, totally different 118, and Tommy acknowledges that. He literally said, āI knew him before he was Chimney,ā and to me, it reflects the history they have; what theyāve been through together and what they've overcome. And that's why I'll cherish the day, when Tommy calls him āChimā even more.
Buck: And letās not forget about himāremember that helicopter ride? (Of course, you do, what question!) Chimney probably already was with Buck and Eddie when he sent the SOS, so Tommy must have caught the name way before the ride. But Buckās story behind the nickname isnāt a secret, after all! So maybe he even shared it with Tommy, who wouldn't be the first one to ask about it.
Plus, itās totally believable that Tommy would call Buck āEvanā later on. Buck was the one who asked for the tour! That. Tour. And y'know, when he called, Buck mightāve been a bit nervous, rambling something like, āHey, itās BuckāI mean, Evan, I mean Chimās brother-in-law... uh, hi!ā Guys, that's the very same guy, who refers to Athena as āSergeant Grantā because he's so hyper-focused on being cursed lol
To call him āEvanā could be Tommy's way to show affection and create a positive connotation. Read, right from the start. Y'know I have a friend, who lets me call him ābebeā or other terms of affection, even though he doesn't like it from others. And you can bet, he'd tell me to stop.
Back, referring this to Tommy: He's interested in people, and if you look closely, said affection already shows in their first alone scenes. He's in Evan's comfort zone all the time (elbow pat; hangar tour). I mean, look at the way he leans in, talking about āhigh-rise fire response.ā... ?! It could be friendly, but I know, I wouldn't let anybody in that fast. Not even friends. Tommy is distant in his way, but not brushing him off the way Evan thinks.
Okay... uh... I didn't expect this to get quite so lengthy! If you've stuck with me through all this, I'd love to hear your thoughts on this.
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20 questions for fic writers āļø
Tagged by my dear @spotsandsocks š©µ
How many works do you have on ao3?
249!
Whatās your total ao3 word count?
1,588,699 ummm guess i really never can stfu š
What fandoms do you write for?
mostly 9-1-1, but also teen wolf. debating another but we shall see..
Top five fics by kudos
if i lay here, would you lie with me (forget the world) (over 3k kudos š„²)
nobody can do everything
i want to love you (but i don't know how)
five + one (istg i'm gonna come up with a title for this so i don't have to see this embarrassment of one anymore š)
if i asked you to stay, would you?
Do you respond to comments?
always! i appreciate people taking the time to leave them <3
What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
āuhh either of these since they're both mcd ooop š«£
dancing after death (you and i)
come back home (version 2)
What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
āmm i'll go with chris doesn't come back au since it was full of angst and everyone suffered š
wake me up (i'm drowning)
Do you get hate on fics?
no just annoying/unnecessary comments sometimes š
Do you write smut?
i may have written a few....
the slutty suit (i think this one's self explanatory š)
upstairs/downstairs (pwp on a rainy day in the fire station)
i'll let you fire my hose if you merry my christmas (author!buck writes pwp x amatuer model eddie for his book covers)
beautiful drama series (buddie meet on a dating app and start up fwb)
Craziest crossover:
uhh, well there's my step up au: let me lose myself
or there's my divergent au: crossfire
Have you ever had a fic stolen?
not that i know of...
Have you ever had a fic translated?
i don't think so. someone asked once, but not sure what ever happened with that
Have you ever co-written a fic?
yep, with my wife @loserdiaz š«¶š» (i think i know what our next one shall be š)
āno body, no crime
āthis is my idea of fun (playing video games)
āi don't want to keep secrets just to keep you
All time favorite ship?
buddie ofc š
What's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
āuhhh probably the buddie fwb buck 1.0.2 that i started, deleted, but still have the notes for....rawie look away
What are your writing strengths?
keeping them in character and metaphors, according to my lovely readers š„°
What are your writing weaknesses?
keeping things short š (idk i could make a whole list but don't feel like tearing myself apart atm lmao)
Thoughts on dialogue in another language?
āto each their own
First fandom you ever wrote in?
teen wolf!
Favorite fic youāve written?
i hate picking between my children š
i'm gonna go with duck buck, just bc i've been thinking about her lately š„ (and i'm sure y'all are tired of hearing about my favorite one š)
the ducking of evan buckley
āso i definitely forgot this was in my drafts hfurnj. if youāve already done this just ignore me <3 tagging: @loserdiaz @monsterrae1 @redlightsandicedtea @honestlydarkprincess @bi-buckrights @onward--upward @elvensorceress @daffi-990 @wikiangela @hippolotamus @wildlife4life @eddiebabygirldiaz @confetti-cupcake @queerdiaz @jackluvsdaniel @ronordmann @spaceprincessem @underwaterninja13
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20 questions for writers
I was tagged by some amazing fellow writers, thank you so so much @puppy-steve, @corrodedbisexual, @steviewashere and @just-my-latest-hyperfixation ššš (once again late to this because I'm still sick and feeling crummy)
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
Currently 167, 83 of these in the Stranger Things Fandom (my current one).
2. What's your total AO3 word count?
593,064 (holy shit)
3. What fandoms do you write for?
currently exclusively Stranger Things, the brainrot is still going strong.
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
Emotional Motion Sickness
You know I'm a show off (I would let you get some)
Louder
we tangle endlessly like lovers entwined
Iām tired of asking to settle the debt
5. Do you respond to comments?
I really, really try! I want to answer to all of them because every single comment means so much to me. But I'm also at around 500 unanswered notifs on AO3 (not all are comments, some are replies on my comments) and it may take a while to catch up š«£
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
Ufff, pretty sure that's we pass the ghosts that haunt us later. The ending is ambiguous, but was angsty enough that @legitcookie demanded it to be fixed...
7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
... which led to us co-writing the next part I wore his jacket for the longest time with a happy ending that to me at least feels like the most satisfying happy endings of all of my fics.
8. Do you get hate on fics?
So far I haven't, my experience with fandom has been entirely positive and wonderful š
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
Juuuuup. Love it. I think most of my fics are rated explicit. I had a phase in which I mostly wrote pwps, trying my hand on more comedy and romance but I feel like writing smut might be my calling š
10. Do you write crossovers?
I wrote one, a crossover between Stranger Things and Fargo S5. It's a metaldeputy fic (Gator Tillman and Eddie Munson) called caught in the careless arms of lust again
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Not that I know of at least.
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
Yes, two have been translated to Russian.
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
Yes! With @legitcookie and with @yournowheregirl, and it's amazing. I loved it and would definitely do it again.
14. What's your all-time favorite ship?
I think steddie, it just really scratches an itch I didn't even know I had.
15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you will?
Uffff, good question. I would never say never tbh. And I don't have many WIPs. Maybe the Time Travel threesome fic (Eddie/Eddie/Steve) I started with Jen. Still loving the idea but not sure when I'll be able to get back to that.
16. What are your writing strengths?
Smut, I think? And a few people told me I'm good at vivid descriptions.
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
Long sentences. Dialogue. As stupid as it sounds, plot? Like, world building and coming up with a complex plot.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?
So fucking hard.
19. First fandom you wrote for?
Queer as Folk, wayyyy back in the day.
20. Favorite fic you've written?
Oh man, that's a hard one, I love all of my fics. I think from my multi-chapter fics I have to say I wore his jacket for the longest time, especially because of how much I loved writing it but also because I love me a good character growth and second chances fic. And of my one-shots I have a soft spot for to the rhythm of eternity (my love letter to my favorite city) and Take your time (I wanna cross some lines) (a pwp I spend AGES on writing).
I have no idea who has been tagged already so if you've been tagged please forgive me and link me to your answers š
@runninriot, @hbyrde36, @acasualcrossfade, @judasofsuburbia, @pearynice,
@shares-a-vest
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I hope the 9-1-1 TPTB bring the drama.
There. I said it. I want to see angst, struggling, emotional turmoil, crying, maybe a few holes punched in the wall, again, screaming, arguing. Everything.
They have been freed from the conservative prison that is the you know what network. Why not go big or go home?
Now, some people will say read this and say I'm messy.
Okay. If you think that bothers me, good for you. (It doesn't. IRL, I am the most drama-free, non-confrontational person ever, but I like my entertainment to be a runaway rollercoaster. Don't keep it mentally stable and happy. So boring.)
I've been pretty open about wanting Buddie endgame. But we don't have to take the romantic, sweet, easy route. We can go offroad, turn on the 4x4, and hit the bumps full speed.
So, if Minear and crew (or Oliver and Ryan *waves*) see this, let me throw some messy ideas your way. You want mayhem and chaos? Let's look for some!
Everything below can be supported by canon up to ep 7x5.
1- Have Eddie question why his romantic interactions with women are always forced, initiated or encouraged by someone else, and unfulfilling. Shannon pursued him. Ana was there and familiar. Marisol was there and familiar. Eddie never pursues women due to good old basic attraction. He falls into relationships with those who send him signals they like him and are kind of shameless and thirsty.
We have NEVER seen Eddie actually genuinely excited to go on a date or spend time with a woman. There was always some ulterior reason. He was trying to give Christopher the stable home he thought his son deserved, or Bobby gave some cryptic advice, or Buck said Natalia is the only person who sees him. Ahem.
But Eddie was was all smiles to go hang out with Tommy. The man was bouncing. Bouncing! And every time he has hung out with Buck, he's relaxed and happy. Ijs.
2- I want to remind you that you created the character of Tommy Kinard, so his canonical history is not fandom's ideas. *points to show writers* They did it!
Tommy is canonically a racist, misogynist dbag. (See Hen Begins.) Sure, you can say he did it to fit in, but that also makes him a hypocrite now. He was always the first to follow in the former captain's footsteps when harassing Hen. Tommy wasn't a kid. He knew what he was doing was totally wrong and chose to be racist, misogynist, and possibly homophobic. I mean, I see that you have Hen and Chim forgiving him, which is fodder for a whole different post on retconning, backtracking, the forgiveness from minorities trope etc, but I digress.
I have always lived by the rule that when people show me who they are, I believe them. If you wanted to refer back to past Tommy Kinard, you could make him a total dbag.
It was obvious in 7x3 Tommy was not into Buck. At all. He didn't acknowledge Buck at all until Buck grabbed him. He barely spared Buck a glance when Buck grabbed his arm, pushing Buck's hand away, then looking back toward the direction Eddie exit the scene. That man was blinded by Eddie, who, see number 1, didn't give him the time of day. You could build on that and bring massive amounts of drama and pain.
3- If you really want to blow minds, have fandom go into a collective meltdown, be edgy, and create a storyline that would open the doors to all the main characters being involved, new bonds being cemented between characters who rarely interact, and serious emotional wreckage... just hear me out..
Give us an infidelity arc.
There are multiple options for this one. Some are pretty straightforward and relatively tame, such as Eddie and Buck realizing they are completely in love with each other and kissing, and some are just this side of being banished to Skinimax and HBHo, such as uncovering hidden facts that are scandalous, lying, and intentionally misleading others for your own purposes.
Those ideas could lead to enough material for seasons 8, 9, AND 10 if done properly. š Certain watchdog groups and politicians will condemn you, but smart people don't like them anyway.
Fandom, what say you?
If you have an idea not up there, don't be shy about posting it in a response.
P.S.- I will not apologize for loving messiness. If others didn't enjoy watching messy situations, reality TV would not exist. So, I am not alone.
#9 1 1 buddie#buddie#buck x eddie#buddie 911#eddie diaz x evan buckley#eddie x buck#evan buckley#evan buckley x eddie diaz#eddie diaz#buck buckley#evan buck buckley
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Random question... No pressure to answer.... But do u perhaps have any prompts for buck&bobby fics... I have a few fics of them that im working on but i wanna try writing smth simple for a writing exercise since i havent been writing very much lately
Alright so I don't know if I am the best person to ask this because really this is just a list of the stuff I'd love to read... and there's enough of it that I waited until I could answer this on my computer instead of typing it out on my phone š Also a lot of these ended up kind of related to some of the texts I included in the texting fic, probably because I went through so much of the canon for it that they're all front of mind, but you could probably also use some of those sections to help augment some of these ideas??
But some Buck&Bobby related ideas that I reckon would be great fun to explore:
Bobby and Probie Buck at the Springsteen concert. I feel like this is a criminally underused plot point from the pilot episode that I desperately wish more fics touched on. Like what made grouchy Captain Nash decide to go to a Springsteen concert with the probie that was driving him nuts?? Did he have the tickets and he thought maybe the bonding activity would help him connect with Buck thus making him more likely to listen to him? Were they Buck's tickets and he didn't have anyone to go with and he totally faux-casually was like "hey Bobby you're a Springsteen guy, you want to join me? Totally fine if not though!!" except despite trying so hard to keep his cool everyone could see how insecure he was feeling about having no one to go with and Bobby felt bad for him so he agreed to go? Were there shenanigans at the concert? I had Buck planning to like walk somewhere less crowded and then order an uber to get home in the texting fic and I totally imagined Bobby just going "........ this is how get murdered get in my car I'm driving you home."
The Pops nickname, which is the other criminally underused little detail from the pilot. Given we only heard about it then, my headcanon is that Buck was kind of using it as a teasing nickname that was a mixture of him trying to fit in at the firehouse by giving Bobby a mocking nickname that was probably on the edge of disrespectful (like a "wow, you're old, Pops" sarcastic kind of vibe) and partly way too real except he wasn't in a position to admit his terrible relationship with his father then. Which is why I think he then stopped doing it - getting fired made him rethink things, gave him more respect for Bobby so he retired the kind-of mocking feedback and buried the "desperate for a dad" even further... but I would love to see him then break out the Pops later on in the canon, where it actually flips to a mark of the respect and appreciation that Buck has for Bobby's role in his life. So I guess in terms of writing a story, something like an "X times Buck made fun of Bobby by calling him Pops, and X times Buck used it to mean 'you're my real dad'." (Bonus points for having him call him that in front of Phillip Buckley? š)
Buck returning to work after the lightning strike. I feel like there's something really interesting you could pull from this part of the canon. Because Bobby is clearly concerned about Buck (he hovers around him when he's doing crowd control instead of being, you know, with the patient and he gives him the perfect performance review score) but he's also clearly trying to act on the lessons he learned during the ladder truck era - namely that he can't wrap Buck up in cotton wool and keep him from doing the job he loves. So there's something in the conflict he must be feeling around that time (and I headcanon that he doesn't let Buck up the ladder for months, a mission that is aided and abetted by Chimney and Eddie). But there's also something in the fact that Buck actually wasn't as keen to get back as he had been during the ladder truck. It could be a fun reversal of roles story, where Bobby gets overly enthusiastic about getting Buck back on the roster ASAP when he gets cleared to show that he's listened and he wants Buck back but it's actually Buck this time who has to tell him that he wants to take it a bit slower and take his time.
Ladder truck recovery period. We know from 3x01 that Bobby accompanied Buck to some of his PT sessions and was involved quite a bit in his recovery - I've touched on it in the texting fic and in words, how little they mean but I've always wished there were stories that explored this era because it's such an interesting part of their journey - Bobby feels so guilty over the bombing, and he's also come to care for Buck a lot but he's also refusing to admit it's a father/son relationship even though it's exactly how he's acting...
Tsunami AU - there is exactly one thing that would make the tsunami arc better for me and that is if the 118 found out that Buck and Christopher were caught up in the tsunami way earlier than all of them converging at the field hospital. I would love to see a fic where Bobby (and the others) get sent to the firetruck and get told about the off-duty firefighter named Buck who saved them all but was swept away by the receding wave alongside his kid (and yes I know I did this exact scenario in mortifying ordeal but it's not the same because Bobby actually is Buck's (adoptive) dad in that one so different dynamics at play than the canon one)
Something to do with the Buckley parents - maybe like 5 times Bobby learns something about the Buckleys (maybe stuff like they're teachers, Buck used to hurt himself to get their attention, they skipped Maddie's wedding because they didn't approve of her husband, they kept their dead son a secret and didn't even tell their other son, and I don't know something totally random (maybe how they seem to have plenty of money - they invested in Hershey and that's why they live there??)) + the time he finally meets them (you could do Buck Begins, but I think it could be even more interesting if it's during the lightning strike)
And one more that came to mind when I was thinking about Buck Begins - the missing scene of Bobby talking to Buck after they pull him out of the factory fire. I was so devastated when I found out they deleted a scene showing them talk AND HUG and oh my god would I love to see it play out in a fic at least.
Lol these were probably way longer or detailed than you might have wanted or expected š
But I do hope one of these might inspire the muse and get those creative juices flowing! I know I would be intrigued to read any one of them š
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7x09 theories... (because but of course)
OKAY, so I am going absolutely feral over next week's promo and I have some ideas, as per usual, so let's delve head-first into this, shall we?
First of all, I was so off mark with 7x08 so now that we have confirmed I am not a prophet, we can obviously take every theory I post with a pinch of salt. The only thing I kinda remotely even mentioned was a kidnapping theory and, in my defence, Herman did try to kidnap Bobby and Amir before Bobby ran them off the road so, slay, I was, kinda sorta on the right path, just also totally wrongš
BUT, let's now talk Ashes Ashes because boy that promo has me feeling some kind of way.
First things first, the scene in which Athena says "I think my husband is in danger", is in a hospital. I have a feeling maybe she is talking to Amir because the Cartel are going after Bobby potentially for saving Amir after he killed that guy. BUT, she could also be talking to anyone and it could still well be Amir who is after Bobby, because I refuse to believe the revenge arc is over and done with. I will be so annoyed if we don't get more on this revenge arc, I swear. BUT, her outfit and the background potentially looks like the scene from the still Tim Minear posted last week. Maybe Bobby gets injured in the fire at Bathena house, some smoke inhalation, a lil burn, something, and that's why he is in the hospital. I am so sure though that the scene with Maddie, Chim and Hen is not the same scene with Athena.
Second, I have a gut feeling, that something about this Bathena house fire is sus. Like, the way Bobby is asleep on the couch and the way he suddenly wakes up and reacts seems so staged to me, that it almost doesn't seem real, like maybe Bobby is dreaming it and the scene doesn't actually happen. I don't know why my first thought was a dream, that maybe his mind is playing tricks on him because he has a feeling he is being hunted and he starts making up crazy scenarios, maybe someone tells him to watch his back, and he loses it a little in worry. I DON'T KNOW, but I just have a feeling that scene isn't all that we think it might be. That, OR, the fire at Bathena house is a warning and there is something darker, and bigger, at play (cough Buck's loft burning down cough) because surely if the big event of the last two episodes was Bathena's house burning down and Bobby getting trapped, or Athena being in danger or what not, they would not have showed us such a drastic clip in the promo. That would have been kept under wraps from us until the episode aired, and we would not have seen a clip like we did.
Thirdly, now don't shout at me for this, I could be so wrong, BUT, I have a feeling Bobby is going to relapse either in the next TWO EPISODES or start of Season 8. I initially had this idea back in September because of seeing potential storylines in another show of a character relapsing and thought maybe ABC would take the route as in season 1, Bobby relapses when Hen and Buck find him in his apartment, and ABC did say they were treating this season as another season 1, reintroducing storylines and what not. I killed the idea because, respectfully, I do now want to see this happen because my man Bobby has been through way too much, BUT, the way he is looking in the promo is very dishevelled and unsettled and I just feel like maybe all of this with Amir is going to make him snap. Again, don't shout at me, I am no prophet, I am just, speaking what I am seeing and sharing my lil crazy brain thoughts. runs away
OKAY, now, onto the rest of the characters. I have feeling we are going to see some kind of divorce era 2.0 with Buck and Eddie, maybe not as big as Season 3, but somewhere along the lines of an explosive argument, and that maybe we get a glimpse of some tension in this episode.
I am NOT okay about the jump scare that is Captain Gerrard at the compensation ceremony, DO NOT LIKE THAT. Bad vibes all over. I feel like maybe something might happen between him and Tommy and Buck is gonna be top tier boyfriend. Like a small lil side plot that just gives us some Tommy angst, and Protective!Buck. Please. I beg. I would also LOVE, a few more kisses, even if just lil cheek pecks, from Buck and Tommy, because now that we have had "that fire was a beast." "so are you" I NEED MORE.
I think that is all for know, I may come back with more, because come on, it's me. I think by the end of the season we need to compile ALL of my theory posts this season and see just how wrong/right I have actually been.
Go forth and thrive 9-1-1 fans.
#911 abc#911 spoilers#season seven spec#bobby trauma#7x09 potential ideas#i ramble on so much here but I promise I have some good ideas#may not have been a prophet this week#but its fine#dont tell me you dont love my theories#i enjoy doing these posts so much#give me tommy angst#do not give me bobby relapsing#give me more revenge#give me bucks loft burning down#PLEASE#i asked nicely
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Do you think Eddie would have found out about all the supernatural adventures if he hadn't been Osirian and Patricia had been there instead? And how would the third season go in that case?
Correct me if Iām wrong, but youāre asking about the Osirian!Patricia AU, right? If not, Iām so sorry for the rest of this answer š
So if everything was the exactly same through S1/S2 (i.e. the adults thought Joy was the Chosen One but it was actually Nina, the Cup got built, Sibuna gets cursed by Senkhara, etc.), except for the fact that Patricia was actually the Osirian, it stands to reason that the kids probably wouldnāt know that right away. And the same way Victor doesnāt actually have confirmation Nina is the Paragon until the S2 finale, the adults might suspect thereās something a little wacky about Patricia, but they probs would not know for sure what that wackiness actually was.
I think maybe in this AU because Patricia would still be interacting with Rufus as much as she did in S1 that he might tell her or give her reason to suspect thereās something up with her, but if letās say he didnāt and she just spent the entirety of S1 having strangely intense nightmares and hallucinations that she and everyone else chalk up to being really upset over Joyās disappearance. This just means that all of S2 is pretty much the same as canon apart from the occasional āfunny feeling.ā (If I were going to write this AU out as a story, tho, sheād probably know she was the Osirian by the end of S1, but for the sake of argument, letās just assume this discovery comes at the same place as the canon timeline)
So hereās Eddie, right? Heās just a normal kid whose dad was a poopy head and left him and his mom to be in a cult. Casual business, all that. He and Patricia are still gonna hit it off, naturally, because nothing has really changed in their dynamic apart from a slight role reversal that isnāt even really relevant to them yet at the point where they meet, have their banter, fall for each other, etc.. The only difference might be that Patricia is a little more āØinexplicably one-track-mindedāØ about the mysteryā¦ so that could put some strain on their relationship. But other than that business as usual for Peddie.
Hereās where it gets tricky. In the finale, I donāt see any reason as to why Fabian, Alfie, and Patricia wouldnāt still go to the barn to rescue Jerome, and therefore Eddie would follow them bc he wanted to see what Patricia was hiding from him. Heād probably still get knocked in the head by Rufus, and Jerome would still give him the gem in a panic before getting dragged away, and Patricia and Alfie would still discover a concussed Eddie and bring him home, where sheād finally have to explain to Eddie who Rufus is/whats going on.
The divergence of the plot would come the moment Patricia gets her hands on that gem. She starts hearing voices, realizes Nina is about to do some dumb shit, starts rambling to Eddie that the Chosen One needs her, and she runs out the door. I donāt see why Eddie wouldnāt follow her, except for maybe if heās really concussed. But I feel like heād pull through because heād obviously be really worried for his girlfriend, especially after what just happened.
So the final showdown happens, except itās Patricia banishing Senkhara with the crown. So obviously if Eddie was there, heād have a pretty good idea of the sort of supernatural shenanigans that went down.
In Season 3, however, all bets are off. Patricia would not be a shithead like Eddie, and she would obviously tell Fabian that Nina wasnāt coming back to Anubis House like a normal person, so that random Fabian vs Eddie brawl craziness doesnāt happen. Peddie probably still breaks up over the summer, but maybe not idkā¦ letās just say they did. Okay so Patricia has the vision of KT and the key, so when she turns up, Eddie is not being a total freak toward her, rather Patricia is, but itās not as weird because Sibuna as a whole is being freaks about it.
KT gets sussed out as an ally rather than a threat pretty quickly, and Sibuna adopts her pretty quickly. Meanwhile, Eddie is aware that Sibuna exists, but isnāt taken into the club because his ex is now leading it š. So Iām thinking maybe heās aware theyāre up to something and does some of his own digging when his dad gets weird about the family tree project. Eventually, though, I think heād approach Patricia and the others and offer his help. Cue romantic violins as the same harebrained scheme of KT to push her two friends back together ensues. Also in this AU she and Patricia are def besties bc thereās no wack misunderstandings and theyāre still the only girls in Sibuna.
Now itās also messy bc Patricia would be both Descended and the Osirian, butā¦ sheās just OP I guess idk. Anyway, the ceremony works (womp womp) and S3b begins. I think Eddie would be in Sibuna atp, but maybe more in an unofficial way? Idk. But I think heād probably get taken as a Sinner bc the only reason he escaped the crypt is because his vision of Patricia getting manhandled radicalized him. So heās probs caught in a similar way to how he would have been if heād not made it out of the crypt, and now heās got all he needs to target the Osirian.
But donāt worry, sheās got plot armor!! Idk, anon itās not super fleshed out š
Anyway, to give you the short answer to your question: yes I think Eddie would find out about the mystery in this AU, he just wouldnāt be as much of a key player in the story
#I really hope this was the question you were even asking#also anyone can feel free to add onto this! itās a versatile AU#house of anubis#ask#tess answers#thank you anon#osirian!patricia#osirian!patricia au
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Iāve always thought that the JimxPam proposal is v Jancy coded (as is a lot of their relationship tbh). Maybe as an up-and-coming freelance photographer (which I hope happens soonš) Jonathan gets offered a high-profile but long job like being a bandās tour photographer or some Nat Geo expedition for a few months, or Nancy goes on a long assignment in DC or smth for her new magazine. Theyāre both ready to get married but they agreed to wait until after the job to get engagd, but one day they decide to meet in the middle for lunch and they realize they just canāt wait any longer.
I hope someone writes an Office AU abt these characters someday, thereās actually some similarities. IMO Jancy are Jim and Pam, Steve is Andy, Chrissy is Angela (but nicer), Eddie is Dwight (but weird in a v different way), Robin is kind of a mix of Kelly and Erin, and maybe Murray could be Michael. Idk, but itās interesting to think about.
I adore Jim and Pamās proposal and I totally agree itās very Jancy-coded! As referenced in my last chapter, I think Nancy prioritizes communication and joint decision-making in a relationship, so I like the idea of them mutually agreeing to wait to get engaged/married, except that Jonathan gets impatient lol. The actual proposal is still a romantic surprise, but theyāre fully on the same page about their relationship.
(And honestly, I have the same views about engagement/marriage. Knowing that your partner is going to propose doesnāt take away the thrill of actually getting proposed to, and a step like that should definitely be discussed beforehand.)
Anyway, I would read the hell out of an Office AU! Murray as Michael is actually a hilariously fitting choice because I think heād still be a dysfunctional boss, but for entirely different reasons. And I especially love Jonathan, Nancy, and Steve being Jim, Pam, and Andy, because I canāt help but think of the episode where Andy briefly tries to date Pam, and Jim gives him awful advice about what she likes in a man lol. Jonathan would absolutely sabotage Steve like that, and I can picture Nancy glaring at him from reception while he just grins š
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Thought I would properly come of anon dear Bing to give you another one of my museum tara ideas that popped into my mind on the way to work earlier in the day. Firstly I want to wish you many congratulations on moving! And hope less spiders come your way. Iāve been really adoring the idea of tree houses lately. My cousins use to have a right big proper one, my uncle modeled it after hogwarts as we were all proper potter heads at the time. It was truly a childhood dream. It got me thinking about reader. One trait that I love about reader is that she filled to the brim with optimism! Which is a great trait considering how we learned about her father and his struggles. Which now brings me to the idea at hand. I reckon that after readers father apologized and asked for forgiveness her father would have tried to mend the bond between them. What if around the statue garden, hidden behind some trees is a tree house that reader and her father built together as a bonding activity. I imagine it hasnāt been used in a while and neither Eddie or Nate use it much. Tara catches wind of it and goes up to find all of readers books, maybe some journals and collections collecting dust. It would be sweet to have reader show Tara her little tree house. Plus I imagine itās more than a tree house for her given that she built it with her father during a rough patch in her life. It sort of symbolizes a new era if that makes sense? I can imagine Tara wanting to do something naughty up there and reader just spewing out lines like āoh look itās my English coin collection! I never did find Richard III after Eddie almost choked on oneā. I do know your quite a busy girl moving and all. So donāt feel the need to reply so soon. Much love to you sweet Bing! (It feels odd not to have my flag at the end? Feels sort of wrong.š)
OMG BRITISH ANON!!! iāve seen u around before too, in the earlier days, and never put things together. wow this is a crazy day, big day yall - and donāt worry, iāll still mark your posts with the š¬š§ tag
anyway, this is SUCH a cute idea; the treehouse is definitely way bigger than your average treehouse - itās more like a mini library for R and her father to have sat in together and spent time with one another, even tho they have an actual library in the house
R would be so excited to show it to tara, whoās loving the idea of it being basically totally private with no fear of the boys rushing in without warning, and then tara would quickly come to realize that sexy time does NOT happen in the treehouse
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Okay, I'm coming clean, lol, I'm Koriā Hi, I'm your brainworms' unofficial feeder š Feel free to keep calling me Kori or change to Allen <3
Sorry that I didn't come out sooner, I get so nervous asking people about the stuff going on in my brain that I just automatically go to Anon just to get them out. I just got the courage today.
I still mean it when I said I love your takes, they're freaking amazing and I never get tired of reading them. I wish I could think like you, honestly.
ANYWAYSā
So I've been thinking of writing a long-term IT x Stranger Things crossover fic where the Losers Club are all numbered experiments like Eleven but managed to escaped. I haven't fleshed out the fine details yet but if you're interested, I'll be more than happy for suggestions!
Anyways, what I've been wanting to figure are their powers. What would they be and how does those powers suit and compliment the Losers' personalities. I've thought of giving them telekinetic abilities just like El but I thought that wouldn't be that complimentary to them except maybe to Richie? ( for some reason, the thought of Richie looking like El when she jerks her head to the side and breaks someone's bones spooks me lol ) then I thought of giving them the powers similar to their Neibolt selves; Beverly has pyrokinesis, Eddie has acid fluids, Stan can control spiders and detach his head to become a spider, Bill will probably have like sharp teeth and hunter like skills ( idk ), Richie will either have the ability to turn into a werewolf, be invisible ( connected to his fear of disappearing ), or something about being a doll. But if I go with that, it will leave out Mike and Ben. So now I'm conflicted.
Any suggestions?
AAAAAA Kori this makes me so happy you have no idea. And do you have a preference for what name I use?
Everytime you pop into my inbox I get so excited bc I know my brain worms are about get FED and you encourage my silliness and my takes. It's totally okay btw!! Trust me when I say I understand anxiety/nervousness š„²
AND HOLY SHIT THAT'S SUCH A GOOD AU
I can see where you'd want to pull from the Neilbolt versions and it works for them. Bev having pyrokinesis is so cool and Eddie being having acid fluids. For Bill maybe you could do shapeshifting? Like how he looks normal but then he shape shifts his teeth being sharper and can just shapeshift in general to have more monster like features when he needs it. I like Stan and the spider thing, VERY Henry Creel vibes and it's freaky. For Richie maybe you can incorporate the 'doll' aspect to him being physically mute- like how the doll's mouth is sewn shut. Then a fun power would be Richie being able to project into people's minds and talk to them that way. Poor Stan can't tune him out that way. Idk just a few suggestions! I really like what you've thought for these Losers already though
Ben and Mike are tricky if you're trying to stay on theme. Hmmm maybe relate it back to how It interacts with them? Like Pennywise tries to make Ben feel like his friends don't like him and with being the new kid maybe being able to turn invisible would be Ben? Then with Mike Pennywise calls him a 'mad man' so maybe super intelligence? But Mike is such an animal man and I've always thought him being able to communicate with animals would be cool.
I'm always done to talk about this with you, I really hoped I helped š and my messages are also open as well! Got me all feeling all emotional that you sought my silly ole input on this fuckin dope idea š„²
#aaaaa it's great to 'meet' you!#gnawing on this au with my teeth as one of my other mutals would say#thanks for the ask Kori! <3#sam answers asks#bill denbrough#stanley uris#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrack#mike hanlon#ben hanscom#beverly marsh#it 2017#it 2019
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hello and welcome to another read with honey/horny (depending on the mood) anon. this time we're reading I'll miss you forever which sounds like the most painful angst possible and I don't believe in any happy ending in this, I think they're both gonna die š
A field where you had once spent evenings and nights with Eddie was now a burned down battle ground. A place that used to fill you with so much happiness was now just a place filled with death and horror.Ā
great start. totally not heartbreaking at all š
Eddie had died a long time ago, you lost count of the months that have passed since the night he had died in your arms, the night you had begged for him to stay, to not close his eyes, to not leave you.Ā
oh š„²
Why did he have to draw those bats away? It didnāt change anything.
YEAH THATS ACTUALLY TRUE š
You were dying, they knew it but they refused to believe that the person that always protected them, that was always there for them was losing her life.Ā
OH GIRL NOT YOU LITERALLY DYING I THOUGHT YOUD JUST BE DEPRESSED
āItās okay, Lucas,ā you whispered as Dustin pressed harder against the wound on your stomach, causing you to groan in pain.Ā
NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS!!!
They knew what it was, Max gave them letters when she thought that she would die.Ā
OH NOOOOO
āWe made it! Guys! We won! Vecna is dead, the upside down is gone!ā
cool! do you know who also will be gone in a sec? : )
He whispered your name fearfully, he shook your shoulders, āy/n! We made it!āĀ
NOOOO POOR DUSTIN THE KID IS LIKE 15 AND TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE
āCome back!ā Dustin yelled as he began to sob, āplease come back!āĀ
NOOOO I WANNA HUG HIM
Steve
oh shit
The girl he called his best friend, the girl he hugged just hours ago, the girl he promised a victory was now gone.Ā
:(((( IM BIG SAD
For the first time in his life, Steve broke down in front of someone else, he laid his forehead against your shoulder and cried, no longer being able to stay strong in front of others, no longer being able to keep his tears in.Ā
OH MY GOD THIS IS HEARTBREAKING imagine being dead but still seeing alive people mourning you? that be the worst ever
āIām so sorry, bug,ā he whispered as he grabbed you and pulled you into his arms, holding you one last time.Ā He knew how much you struggled without him. How hard you fought to avenge his death and to win this fight, you fought and fought and now you lost.
BUG??? šššš THIS IS SOOOO SAD
When you opened your eyes again, you were standing in the middle of a field.Ā
NO STOP IM CRYING ALREADY
āWhat are you doing here, sweetheart?ā He whispered sadly as he brought you closer to him, āit wasnāt your time yet.ā
NOOOOOOO TEARS ARE FALLING FROM MY EYES
As long as you have him by your side, you will always be okay.
OHHHH:(
ANDY THAT WASNT A HAPPY ENDING AT ALL :(( IM SO SAD NOW IM TEARING UP LITERALLY :(( very beautiful but also heartbreaking š
to brighten up the mood i came up with a pun for my name to use when reading angst... melanHONEY anon (badum tss) ....... (crickets) (booing) (throwing tomatoes at me) (no one laughed)
the intro to this was perfect š i was actually watching sad eddie edits earlier and then got this idea out of nowhere and started writing, i couldāve definitely made it longer and more detailed but i was too excited š
ādo you know who else will be gone in a sec?ā LMAO š
Dustin really is traumatized, weāre gonna see him suffering in the next season I already know it š
IM SO SORRY FOR MAKING YOU CRY BESTIE š„¹ but butā¦. theyāre back together now š„¹ isnāt it a happy ending? š„¹š„¹
melanhoney š
horny anon for smut, honey anon for fluff and melanhoney for angst perfect š
Bestie thank you for the feedback as always and iām so sorry for the angstš„¹š«¶š»
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More of hohdbacilngwfthem (LOVE THE TITLE š¤£) pleeeeease!!! š
jennnn!! ty for the ask friend!! hehe i'm glad you like the title, i'm have THEE biggest blast with this fic omg.
here is the next lil bit i wrote for it! (well, technically i only just added the last two paragraphs, but i included the previous ones for context heh):
Eddieās eyes bug, and his arms flail out in a way that would probably be comical if he werenāt about to totally eat shit in front of Steve fucking Harrington. He makes an entirely involuntary, undignified squawking noise as he careens towards the ground. His knees hit the floor, hard, and his palms slide against the carpet in a way that burns. His head ricochets after, jaw slamming his teeth together as his chin smacks into the ground. It hurts, but what hurts worse is his pride because fuck, that was so embarrassing. āOw,ā Eddie says, deadpan. He doesnāt move to get up at first. Instead, just lies right where he landed even though he knows itās probably disgusting down here. He has no idea when the last time the floors got cleaned ā if the floors get cleaned. Heās never heard Steve mention it before. But he would take this dirty old floor over facing Steve right now. The thought of that makes him want to die. It makes him, for the first time since itās happened, wish that the Upside Down would open back up and swallow him whole. That sure as shit would beat this.
poor eddie is having A Timeš
wip (almost) wednesday
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I took ss of your response. So when at a place where there no wifi Iāll just over what you said, Iām low key kinda obsessed. And I the world building, with only women get to be magical inclined, like purr š
. And I forgot to mention this from my previous ask, about name for your oc. I was thinking he would have formal full first name, but goes but a nickname. Like Charles-chuck, Ronald- Ron, Gabriel-Gabe, George- Georgie, Fredrick- Fred/Freddy, Robert- Robby, Edward- Ed/Eddie, Francis- Frank. Sorry thatās a lot ššš. I thought why not a silly name for a silly man. I have a headcanon that his mother probably named him this formal name in hopes he grows up to be some kind responsible and stern man, of course thatās not the case. His sisters probably gave him the silly nickname as some kind of teasing, which he probably didnāt like but eventually accepted. And for when heās jealous? I think both are good, but depending on the mood of the story. Like is it going to be more silly and up beat, or does it have itās fun moments but has its dark undertones. I definitely see them wrestle, it would be funny because heāll think itāll be cute to pretend that āheās so weakā and she āgot himā and let her win, when in reality SHEāS the one pretending not to be strong :D. I see him as this dumb lol country boy, with a southern accent, with flannel shirts, and belt buckles as big as his fist. I really like how the whole thing thatās pushing the plot is reader letting him do things, like letting him manhandle her, letting him be in control during sexy times, letting him think that heās letting her win in wrestle matches. I find that fact so adorable. Sheās the actually puppy but heās acts like one. I think a funny scenario would be where they are at a bar, and manically he gets hit on right in front of reader. Shes pissed and heās confusedā¦he didnāt think it was possible for even one beautiful woman to like him, but two? Yeah he must drunk and past out somewhere, so reader and that woman duking it out in the floor, yeah thatās not real š¤. Me: Heās a silly little man *The silly little man in question*: porbably 6ft, beefy, can kill a bear with one shot, can snap wood in half. And I can only imagine when sheās pregnant, like big belly and everything. Like heāll be gone for a couple days to hunt down food, and he comes back just to get a scolding āI thought you were a good hunter, why did it take you a week (was like three days)ā heās already apologizing but confuse what sheās means by a week, must be the hormonesā¦ ānow come and rub my feet.Do you have idea how heavy it is carrying your child?ā, he so happy to do it. That is until he starts kissing on them and sheās like ādonāt be a freak, I need them rub!ā šššš. But yeah thatās what I came up with for our lil silly man š. Hope you liked? I tried not to go over broad with the werid specific details, I mean it is your oc, so what am I doing lol š.
Thank you! Thank you! I very much loved it!!!! You always have such nice things to say and you always add a lot of thought. I never thought anyone would read my original one of his, least of all it would lead to our daily conversations about him!!! I love it.
Oh!!!!!! I am loving the name ideas, I think I'm partial to Fredrick, I can totally see his mama naming him that after his grandfather or great grandfather, a stern, responsible, no non-sense man. And then out pops Freddy. I love the idea that it's what his sisters nicknamed him and mini Freddy would cross his arms and pout whenever they called him that. After a while, he would get used to it but he still wanted everyone else outside his family to either call him Fred or Fredrick because those are manly men's names and Freddy makes him sound like a kid. Until reader! and then he gets sad when they don't call him Freddy and think something is wrong when they call him Fredrick.
I've had some thought about the jealousy stuff (I have a full one planned) and I think that it depends on the situation. Like if it's some guy who doesn't pose a threat to him or you at all, and if Freddy is drunk or if it's a friend or just another drunk guy who only said something Freddy didn't like, Freddy is going to go down the route of goofy-looking fighting. Like these two drunk guys are pulling each other's hair while locked in an embrace on the ground while shouting "you let go!", "no, you let go!", I then see them pretend to make up and then Freddy is just punching the other guy's dick and then tackling him to the ground. And you're just standing to the side in disappointment, shaking your head watching as he's doing the helicopter technique with his arms to hit the other guy.
But if he sees the other guy as an actual threat or it's someone who put their hands on you. Oh boy, I can just see him belting the other guy up and being an absolute feral, screaming and everything. And then you'll have to get involved and just rip him off the other guy, and I think because you are so used to restraining your strength around him you underestimate how hard it would be to take him off, and you almost need your full strength to rip him off. But as soon as he sees you he's fretting over you and any perceived damage, he's touching your face softly and asking if you're alright.
Ah!!! Play fighting!!! Why didn't I think of that before! Your mind is amazing. Of course, the reader would want to play fight, she's part canine. I love to see the reader initiate it as well, she's just in this silly goofy mood and she starts stalking him. Like he's doing yard work and just chopping wood, and here you are hiding in the bushes waiting for the right moment. And a part of me is torn between him like knowing your there and playing along because he just loves you so much and he thinks it's very cute (he thinks it's cute you think you could actually surprise him and actually win), and the other part of me wants it to be a surprise, every, single time. Like he's just walking past and you pounce, knocking him to the ground and just putting him in a headlock (not with your full strength otherwise he would be knocked out). Or another time when he steals a bit of meat from your plate and just laughs as he devours it, but it's near your time of the month (full moon) and you get a bit wild and your just sitting there mouth in a tight frown growling and he just slowly stops laughing and then he tries to defuse the situation by giving you a piece of his food but the damage is already done and you are both on the floor and you both are just wresting. I love to think he still has no idea the reader is a werewolf and he just thinks all the growling, play fighting, can be naked in the cold and not freeze, love your meat rare (a bit too rare), love it when he scratches your head and sometimes you just grab his hand and plop it on your belly and almost purr when he rubs it, are just apart of your personality. And when you get a bit wolfy getting closer to your time of month he just thinks it's your real-time of the month. He makes his mother's chocolate chip cookies (i don't care what anyone says werewolves can eat chocolate) and he gets water/wheaty bags for you in cute designs like a puppy or rabbit.
And yes!!! I totally see him holding back his strength and letting you win, and he says things like "oh you've got me pup!", "your so strong!", "Mercy!", "you're doing so well pup" and you're just thinking the entire time about how careful you have to be and how you cannot bite him even though your wolf mind is just like bite bite bite bite (not in a killing way just in an 'i want to bite my mate and play with him' way). I also see you letting him win sometimes, especially during sexy times. But that's for another time!!
Yeah!!! I love the idea that he really cannot do anything without her wanting it like she really has all the power, it's all about her allowing him to be in charge of certain situations and allowing him to do what he wants with her. He still of course asks for consent during sex and all that but it's in the little moments where she is actively giving up control to him.
I can see the reader getting far more jealous than he ever could. Freddy gets protective but the reader gets jealous to the point of grabbing some girl's hair and dragging her outside the bar and chucking her out. She wants to do more but that would be extra illegal. And Freddy has no clue!!! He just thinks the other lady is being nice, or he is very politely telling this lady no and the reader just comes out of nowhere growling and just telling her to fuck off and if she ever lays hands on her man again she'll rip them off. The lady quickly leaves. And Freddy thinks it's so cute!! You called him your man!!! You love him!! From then on he's telling everyone at the bar how sexy his mad wife is and how much he loves her. He then proceeds to pass out around the back of the bar and it's the only time you can use your full strength on him to just lift him up and walk home.
AHHHH!!! Pregnant reader and father-to-be Freddy! Like I said last time, I see him as someone who in the face of stress just mans up (not in a toxic way) and just gets things done. As soon as he finds out she is expecting he's building a cot and decorating it with little wolves (he still doesn't know but it makes you burst out in tears to see little wolves on your baby's crib). He's stocking up the cold room and the pantry with meat, preserves, homemade baby food, and canned vegetables. He's stocking up on firewood and he's making sure you are well rested and safe. I love the idea he goes away for a hunting trip and the reader is heavily pregnant, and he didn't want to go but he had to so off he went. And she thought she would be fine without him but it's the longest she's been without him since her first heat and she is pining for him. Luckily moose wasn't needed (the dog) so he got to stay behind and the two of you are just sitting on the couch practically crying for him. the reader is getting so worried for her mate and also she can't put on her shoes without him and her feet hurt and her back aches and shes craving deer bacon with ice cream and they have run out of ice cream but she can't go into town because her belly keeps bumping the steering wheel. And so she's just crying on the bed with moose curled up with her and it feels like he's been gone all week (it's been 3 days and only one has been a full day without him) and then the door is opening and he's calling out he's home and your rushing (or as quick as you can with the weight of the belly) to go see him. As soon as you see his stupid face (affectionately) your bawling again and then he freaks out, thinking your hurt or the baby is coming but you just hug him and then still sobbing you're scolding him. "Why did you take so long?" "you can kill a bear with one shoot but it takes you all week to track a stag?" "you were gone for so long, I thought something had happened" this last one leads him to just hug you as close as he can with the belly in the way and then him just putting both hands on it and kissing the top of your belly. you then switch moods and are dragging him to the couch so he can rub your feet while you tell him a list of all the stuff you need (ice cream, peaches, more of his mother's chocolate chip cookies) and he's just sitting there smiling up at you as he starts to leave kisses on your skin and knee. But you are not in the mood so you give him a look and tell him if he had gotten home quicker and didn't let you worry so much, he would have gotten what he wanted. He just pouts. he tries again an hour later when he's rubbing your back. You give in.
I loved it!!!!! That's ok, I love what you have to say! I never thought anyone would have read that first one I did of his or even get to this stage. Without you, I would have just left that one where it was and forgotten about him. but you brought him to life!!!
lots of love mae xx
#autumn :)#mae answers#oc#oc hunter#oc freddy#werewolf!reader#werewolf#female reader#fem!reader#female werewolf
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Okay I have a couple ideas that might be funny! Have you seen the TikTokās where a guys girl will be super dressed up and say sheās going to target and they film their boyfriends reaction? Or the lip filler prank? š
Would you mind doing a reaction HC of the dogs? If you donāt want to do both thatās totally fine and if you dont want to do all the dogs will you just do orange, white, and blonde? Thank you kindly! šøā„ļø
Hi, fellow friend! So great to hear from you again! How have you been? How's everyone been doing? Oh my god, these are fantastic ideas! Lol I have seen too many of these pranks online and I had the same sort of feeling that someone should write up reactions for the Dogs! My calling has come, LMFAO. I'd be thrilled to do both of these! I hope it's fine that I combined them into grouped headcanons for each of the Dogs to make it easier to read and write. Let me know if it isn't and I'll gladly fix them up! I hope you donāt mind that I threw in Eddie! Thanks for requesting, you always have the best ideas!
Also, please don't be shy about leaving comments to tell me what you thought of the writing. No pressure of course, but I'd love to hear what everyone thinks, positive criticism or praise is totally acceptable. Again, it's absolutely fine if you guys don't :)
FANDOM: Reservoir Dogs
GENRE: Requested Headcanons and romantic relationship
SYNOPSIS: The Dogs' gender neutral s/o pranks them with TikTok trends and hilarity ensues!
TRIGGER WARNINGS: Swearing, innuendo, sexual comments, and romantic relationship!
MR. PINK/JEREMY DAVIDSON ( my canon name for him )
Right off the bat, Pink is a very protective boyfriend. I wouldnāt say he is possessive, but he certainly isnāt about to let anybody steal his s/o no matter what gender they are. It makes him jealous when other people hit on you, so he has a sense of ingrained defensiveness just because of that. Overall, heās just a paranoid mess of nerves, but he loves you more than anything.Ā
For the Target prank, you'd put on something that flattered your body a little too well. If you're female, a skimpy dangerously low cut dress and stiletto heels with flawless makeup would do the trick. If you're a guy, just wear something that hugs your downstairs goods pretty well and an open shirt. My non-binary, agender, and fluid peeps, wear whatever he thinks you look fantastic in.
Above all, what will really do him in and piss him off is a sense of confidence. If you act like you know you're hot stuff, that will both turn him on and concern him.
You stride towards the doorway of your two's studio apartment, shoes clicking on the floor. Grabbing the keys, you shout that you're heading off to the grocery store to pick up some things. He comes to give you a list, only to be met with the sight of your glorious self looking amazing.
His eyes bulge, jaw going slack, and he freezes mid-sentence. Pink scans your body, a glimmer of lust in his blue eyes. He reacts a few seconds after, face darkening in disapproval. It's not that he doesn't like how you look--rather its the opposite--he is opposing you going out to Target like that without him.
" Absolutely fuckin' not. Over my dead body, babe. I don't care where the hell you're going, but you're not going out looking like that." you shoot back that he's overreacting, to which he gives you a confused glare.
" Like hell I am! Lemme just go put on my suit and tie then and we'll be matching, " he retorts in his usual sarcastic tone.
He pretty much reacts the same way to the lip filler prank, spitting out his drink when he sees you. He has to bite back a laugh, but he can't contain himself and bursts out in an uproar of giggles. You pretend to be upset while trying not to laugh yourself.
" Did something sting you or what? The fuck is that?!" he screeches, feeling like he'll wet himself from laughing. After when you tell him they were pranks, he might pout and carry on about it for awhile. Deep down, he thinks it was hilarious though.
MR. BROWN/JOHNNY CAMPBELL ( personal canon name )
You know the drill by now, put on something that shows off your tits, ass, dick, all of those, or body as a whole, and you're all set. What would really make the prank impactful would be if you put on something of his. He's a sucker for seeing you in a shirt or pants of his, it gets him turned on straight away. Another thing that would push him over the edge would be to wear ankle bracelets and other feet jewelry. I mean, COME ON, this is QT's character we're dealing with here, ha ha. Anyways, do something like that, and you'll get a rise immediately.
Both of you were getting ready to pop over to Target to buy some snacks for the film showings you guys had planned to have at your place with the rest of the Dogs. Brown was really excited for the evening and even happier that you were going to be there with him. You came out of the bathroom looking gorgeous, walking as sexily as you could.
He was waiting in the living room, setting up the last things on the projector and television before your friends arrived. He was listening to a commentary track from a movie you didn't recognize, the audio playing softly in the background when you told him you were ready to go. Smiling wide, he looked up towards you as he got up. Like Pink though, he froze the minute he laid eyes on you.
" Holy Christ, sugarcakes..." he stuttered, too dazed to properly form words. You could see the arousal and attraction taking over him in a moment, his cheeks flushing a deep shade of red. He obviously likes what he sees. Then, the spell is broken in a minute, when he realizes what you're actually wearing.
" Look, I'm not your Daddy or your boss at all, so I might not have a say here--but seriously? You're gonna go to Target like that?" you nod, almost cracking up on the spot. He sighs, and you can tell he's uncomfortable with the idea.
" You're making me look like a bum compared to you. I feel underdressed, baby."
The lip filler prank gets pretty much the same reaction as Pink's did for him, boisterous laughter filling the car when he climbs in. You'd picked him up from work after his shift at the Video Archives store, to greet him with your lips puffed. When you tell him that you did it to give yourself a confidence boost and make yourself more appealing, his reaction switches.
" Oh, Y/N, no! Why do you bash yourself like that? You're fucking perfection, baby girl/boy/babe. The goddamn Sharon Stone/Humphrey Bogart to my little cinephile self! Youāre all of those bombshells at once ten-fold!ā heās such a sweetheart about it, and you canāt help but hug him. You tell him it was a prank, and he groans. You two have couple prank wars all the time, so he should have seen it coming. But heās laughing later too, finding it so funny.
MR. BLONDE/VIC VEGA ( tw/implied smut/sexual comments )
Okay, heās hilarious too in his reactions, except not in way youāre thinking. In regards to the Target prank, you would try to look your absolute best, be it in a suit, dress, or whatever tickles your fancy. He wasnāt planning on going with you instead wanting to have a drink or two and phone up Eddie to have a catch-up.Ā
You were going out to get some veggies and other essential household items after he didnāt the day beforehand. He had no qualms about you going on your own, he trusts you and likewise for you too. Vicās mid-conversation with Eddie, the two guffawing like moronic high schoolers over a job they had pulled recently.Ā He wasnāt exactly paying attention to you, sipping bourbon and chilling on the couch. But itās how fantastic you look walking past that catches his eye. You bid him goodbye and tell him where youāre going. A smile plays on his lips, and he tells Eddie to hold for a second. He practically runs up to you, lifting you by the waist into his arms.
ā Mmm, you trying to tell Daddy something? Where do ya think youāre going lookinā all dolled up like that, huh, Y/N?ā he rasps in that godforsakenly hot voice. You giggle, bopping his nose and protesting. You try to break free, but he holds on tight to you. He buries his head into your neck, planting open-mouth kisses across your jugular vein. His hands roam across your body, gripping your butt in squeezing motions. You moan, pleasurable grunts sounding from his throat.
ā You like that, baby? ā with that, he sweeps you up and carries you to the bedroom. Letās just say youāre screaming with pleasure moments later, ha ha.
The lip filler prank makes him recoil and he is understandably taken aback by seeing your lips so puffy. You were out with him at one of Joeās nightclubs for a night out with the Dogs when youād excused yourself to use the bathroom. A few moments later, you came out with the filler. The others are in on it, acting all supportive of your new look. If it hadnāt been for the booming music in the background, Blondie would have heard Eddie and Whiteās snickers.Ā
ā What in Godās name is that shit?ā is his reaction, and you explain it to him. If he knew better, he would know straight away that it was a prank. But because he isnāt versed in female beauty trends or techniques, he has no clue. Vic isnāt let in on the joke until you and Orange break down laughing. After he finds out, he pulls you onto his lap, and whispers into your ear:
ā Very funny. Youāll get your punishment after this, sweet thing. Daddy promises,ā and boy, does he fulfil that promise later on.
MR. WHITE/LARRY DIMMICK
I think that out of all of the Dogs, heād have the calmest reaction along with a sense of supportiveness for the latter prank. He doesnāt really lose his temper with you that often, unless you really pushed him, which is rare. Instead, you two just exchange playful bickers. The Target prank makes him laugh, and he can tell straight away its a joke.Ā
Larry was just popping down to the nearby convenience store that was in the vicinity of the apartment building you two live in. It was the weekend, and all around him, Los Angeles was bustling with tourists, fellow city-goers, and campers going about their business in the evening summer heat. After buying a pack of Red Apple cigarettes and a few other grocery items, he weaved his way home through the busy streets. You phoned him on his wireless cell--like the one Eddie had in the film--and told him you wanted to head off to Target to buy cat/dog food for your pet which sounded normal. You wanted to know if he wanted to meet up at the park with you. He agreed without hesitation.Ā
As soon as he rounds the corner to see you, a smile breaks across his lips. You look stunning, more so than he thought was possible for your already divine self. It hits him like a punch to the gut, taking his breath away. Closing the distance between you two in a kiss, you ask him what his opinion is of the outfit.Ā
ā I think you already know how I feel about it, my darling. My God, look at you smoking like that,ā he doesnāt even necessarily have an issue with the clothes, but he does ask you if its okay if you change into attire that is suitable for the environment youāll be going to. Larryās not opposed to you wearing such things because he trusts you and knows you wouldnāt put up with people flirting with you.Ā
The lip filler prank is the same but he doesnāt vocalize any judgment or apprehension towards it. When he sees you with it, he is encouraging. To him it doesnāt matter what he thinks, itās about making you feel confident and empowered. Unless it was something that was hurting or damaging you, he isnāt going to shit all over you because he loves you.Ā
ā Do you feel beautiful? Then fuck what I think and fuck what others think. I just want you to be happy, Y/N, and this is a safe constructive way to do that.ā
When he finds out you were pranking him, he laughs it off with you. Except that covertly, heās now planning a prank or two of his own in the back of his head. So be wary of whatever he may come up with!
MR. ORANGE/FREDDY NEWANDYKE
Ladies, pull out the hooker boots and short shorts! Men, itās an open shirt that will do the trick! All my out of the binary friends, pick whatever you want! Itās time to get Orange, and let me tell you that it will be one hell of a time! Like Brown, you two are big kids who have constant prank wars, so it isnāt uncommon for stuff like this to happen. It certainly has made your relationship stronger and more exciting.Ā
To kill two birds with one stone, you would pull both pranks at once on him with the help of White and Eddie. They were more than eager to help you out, thinking it was a great idea. Being friends with Freddy means getting pranked at some point in the friendship, and Eddie and White want to get even after Orangeās last pranks on the two Dogs. ( Letās just say it was involving a water gun filled with watered down mustard on Whiteās new white jean jacket and giving Eddie a pair of boxers with a hidden vibrator like device. Heās lucky he didnāt get shot right there and then for giving Nice Guy a hell of a time, if you know what I mean ) You framed it as inviting the two Dogs over for dinner, and he was totally cool with it. He didnāt suspect a thing which relieved you.Ā
En route to your house from the station after work, you phoned him that you wanted to pop by Target with Larry and Nice Guy for some last minute beverages. He waits by the curb outside for you three and sees you come out shortly later. His eyes shot open and his jaw dropped. He had to admit you were popping, but it took him aback that you looked like that in front of Larry and Eddie and the public.Ā
ā Y/N?! What the hell is this baby?ā he stammers, gesturing at you wildly. The Dogs tell him to calm down because heās overreacting. You chide him too, reiterating that you guys were supposed to go to Target. The food was going to get cold soon. When you spoke, you had a weird lisp-like accent from your lips looking so swollen. It almost made White and Nice Guy crack up, but they reigned themselves in.Ā
ā They look fuckinā hot, Mr. Orange. Donāt see what the big deal is over,ā Eddie butted in, and Orange snapped back withĀ ā Hey asshole, Iām right here yāknow! Keep your bitching to yourself.āĀ
Itās the way he says it that makes you break out laughing and the other two join in. Orange stares dumbfounded, absolutely confused over what in the hell was going on. When you say it was a prank, only then does he laugh. You did get him pretty good, and White and Eddie finally got their well deserved revenge too.Ā
āNICE GUYā EDDIE CABOT ( tw here for some sexual comments and period mentions briefly )
I just had to use this GIF because it was so perfect to describe Eddieās reaction to these pranks! By the way, none of the GIFS I use are mine and I give those who own them full credit! Anyways, Eddie is a cross between Pink, Blonde, and White with the pranks. He is very supportive of you taking confidence in your appearance and expressing yourself through your physical looks. He constantly rides you about accepting yourself because he hates seeing you sad, down, or ugly. Youāre perfect to him and he wants you to understand that. But heās also protective of you too. As we saw in the film, he has quite the temper that rivals his dadās.
He was out for work reasons when you were at home on the phone with your best friend. Both of you were in the midst of a giggling conversation about some ideas for pranks you two had come up with. They had urged you to try the lip filler and the Target prank on Eddie, because they had gotten a hilarious reaction out of their partner. Whatever reaction youād get out of your own boyfriend would be golden and you knew that. So you agreed to do them. You invited your friend over to your house to help you formulate the plan.
You phoned Eddie shortly afterwards, telling him that your best friend was over and you two were planning to have a girls night sleepover. Nice Guy had no qualms over that, smiling at how happy you sounded. He asked what you two had in store. As you spoke the words you and your friend had come up with, you slipped in that you two were going to do lip fillersāof which Eddie has no idea about how they work but knows how they look. He laughed it off, not taking you seriously, saying he was going to do one more thing for the Dogs, go to Target, and then come back home within an hour. When you hung up, you flashed a grin at your friend. You two rushed to the bathroom to get ready to meet him at Target.
About half an hour went past before you were ready to go. On the drive there, you both sang your favourite tunes at the top of your lungs, and had a blast the whole time. Sure enough, his Cadillac was parked close to the doors of the store. Dating Eddie for so long, you had an inkling of where he might be, so you two made a beeline to the dairy section. Rugged, babyfaced, and in his favourite windbreaker, he checked the expiry dates of a few different yogurt tubs. Your friend dragged you to the adjoining aisle where they made you break out laughing. You could practically feel Eddie freeze at hearing that all too familiar laugh. Sauntering out of rows of stacked soda and beer boxes, he saw you looking absolutely beautiful. Heat burned across his cheeks, jealously lighting him up.
ā Y/N! What the hell are you doing here?!ā He caught up with you two, grabbing you gently into a hug. Innocent as an angel, you repeated the story that you had gotten your period/needed medicine and were picking up said products. He didnāt buy it, of course, getting slightly upset at you for coming so dressed up. ā You look like youāre ready for a singles night out at the club, baby, not to pick up shit at Target. Come on, whatās really going on, and donāt lie to me. You wanna get fucked by Daddy, is that it? I can do that for you, just not hereā¦ā
Finally both you and your friend crack up and spill the beans that it was a prank. He laughed too, amused by your cheekiness. As a reward for making him laugh, he bought you all the chocolate and treats you wanted for your sleepover. Letās just say though that like Blonde, he punished you really good in the bedroom for your little stunt.
I hope that these were okay, and please do let me know if you need me to fix them up! I donāt mind whatsoever and only want them to be perfect for you! Thanks again for requesting anon and thank you all for reading, it means the world to me! Have a fantastic rest of your weekend guys, and keep those reqs coming! No pressure though, ha ha. Bye!
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Think about this random Eddie x reader scenario: youāre reaching for something (maybe at an awkward angle) and you hear a pop in your side. Suddenly, every time you breathe deeply or cough or sneeze or laugh or literally do anything, you get a stabbing pain in your side. You go to the doctor but they canāt do anything so you just take crappy pain killers that donāt do anything but itās all youāve got. Then like a week later you shoulder suddenly starts hurting in the exact same way but you havenāt done anything to it. You go to A&E but they canāt do anything & itās not your heart or lungs so no-one really cares. You go back to the doctor and they give you a referral to get an x-ray and thank fuck something is happening bc the pain is like a 9 if you move wrong! Who knows what happens next bc the x-ray appointment hasnāt happened yet & yeah Eddie is worried as hell about you bc you wince and make a noise whenever you do anything but he does find it a bit funny that you injured yourself reaching for his hand bc āturns out that love does actually hurt, sweetheartā (no, this is totally not based on things that are happening to me, what are you talking about? No I did not injure my side just by reaching across the sofa for the remote! Why would you say something like that?! (The pain is so badā¦just put me down like Iām a sick animalā¦) I just thought of this randomly bc my brain comes up with weird stuffā¦š)
Eddie would be so worried immediately. Like as soon as it happens and you let the first signs of pain show heād be up and asking what was wrong.
And maybe at first youāre just like āitās nothing Edās I probably just pulled something itās fine.ā But when you continue to be in pain after finishing the movie the two of you were watching and you describe it to him Eddie forces you to go to the hospital almost carrying you out of his trailer. It breaks his heart a little bit with every wince and little mewl that would slip from between your lips whenever you moved.
When the doctors tell you the most they can do is give you pain meds since they donāt see anything majorly wrong you stick you tongue out at Eddie when their back is turned. āI told you so.ā Youād tell him on the way out and heād just shake his head in response.
āBah what do they know. Those meds better help.ā
When your shoulder starts hurting the same way a week later during the middle of the band practice you were sitting in on Eddieās quick to end it, getting you in the van before you can even say bye to the rest of the guys. He takes you to A&E hoping theyād have something more helpful to say than the last doctor you saw and almost throws a fit when they basically blow you off because itās just your shoulder and not an important organ or anything, and since they canāt physically see anything wrong with it.
The whole time youāre forcing a smile on your face and trying to keep him calm through humor about the situation even though the pain is actually astronomical and youāre worried about it yourself. Somehow you convince him to go back to your doctor from last time and there they give you the xray referral and youād throw your arms up in a cheer if you could.
Once youāre back in the van you let out a little laugh at the whole situation even with the pain and Eddie shoots you a look and goesĀ āthis isnāt funnyā
āOh come on mama bear, I hurt myself twisting around to kiss you, itās a little funny.ā
āGuess love actually does hurt then Sweetheart. Now stop moving so damn much, Iām calling Steve when we get back to the trailer to tell him you wonāt be making it into work for the next few days.ā
(Definitely not based on stuff happening to you right now. (I hope everything works out and something shows on the xray that gives someone an idea on how to help you))
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