#i have no fucking clue why

[happystarzarchive]

thinkign about that time I made ashur hismedlf say “URETHRA‼️💡” in argos’ voice again

[r0yalgrimmartz]

Priest: Do you, Chazz, take Kore to be your wife, in sickness and health?

Chazz: Absolutely.

Kore: Aww!

Chazz: But I swear to god if somehow I die and you immediately move on and it's someone hot and richer, I will haunt you and your future kids.

Kore:

Kore: What?

[sing-me-under]

Every time I hear Jeremy Jordan voice act, all I can think is “that sounds like Jeremy Jordan”. Like, I can’t stop thinking he just sounds like himself. IMO, Varian is the most egregious example of this because I just think “this just sounds like Jeremy Jordan,” ESPECIALLY when he’s singing.

I don’t know. I can’t stop thinking about it. I think the only times I’ve heard Jeremy Jordan’s voice and thought “ah yes this sounds like the character” and not “this sounds like Jeremy Jordan” is when he was in Newsies and like some parts of Hazbin Hotel. In More Than Anything, he just sounds so much more like Jeremy Jordan than Lucifer. It’s this weird dissonance. Which is so strange because most of the rest of his lines outside of this one episode of heartfelt vulnerability sounds like Lucifer. His first lines were great! Take That Depression! And so are all of his interactions with Alastor. I know a lot of people’s favorite HH song is More Than Anything, but I just can’t get into it because all I hear is Jeremy Jordan.

[yardsards]

thing that makes me feel Gender for no good reason: spraying cologne on the inside of my jacket and then putting it on (as opposed to spraying it directly on myself and then putting the jacket on)

[ghostbonetv]

Why the fuck doesn't my email work on the college WiFi literally wtf

[cloudbattrolls]

Gliese Benral

Relationships | Tag

OVERVIEW:

GLIESE BENRAL is a rough and blunt young woman who's seen a lot for her ten and a half sweeps. While sometimes reckless and aggressive, she can also be quite thoughtful, but either way she is not the tender and sympathetic type. However, she generally avoids needless cruelty.

Her greatest passions in life are the plants she cares for in her greenhives, and chasing the thrill of an adrenaline rush. Close to those two things is her newfound love of learning magic, specifically necromancy and plant-based magic, though she is curious about many disciplines.

She is both fascinated and repulsed by undead - though she treats sapient ones she considers 'civilized' overall decently - and she likes collecting antique items and clothing at times. She can also play the flute, though her skill is middling.

She is ex-fleet, and has a very disdainful view of both it and the empire as a whole, though she is not actively rebellious.

Name: Gliese Benral. Gliese comes from a star, Benral is just the name of another star, Arneb, backwards with an l added.

Online Handles: acerbicHorticulturist

Age: 10.5 sweeps (22.7 years)

Gender: Woman. (She/her pronouns. Gliese is trans, but she transitioned young and it is not very evident. She isn't sensitive about the topic and while she doesn't tend to bring it up by default, she has no problems discussing it.)

Caste: Cerulean/cobalt cusp, legally cerulean. This is due to her psychic powers, which are far more characteristic of the cerulean caste.

Height: 5′2

Weight: 120 pounds. In the past, Gliese spent a sweep malnourished thanks to her sensory issues with many types of food and general dislike of eating, but is stronger and healthier now, with a wiry strength.

Lusus: Giant fanged hare dad, mount sized for two trolls.

Psi: Control of the dead and undead. This usually equates simply to mind control (very strong mind control) but Gliese has also realized she can make rough bodies for ghosts as well, and is exploring the other applications of her power.

She is a powerful psiionic, and can control up to dozens of victims at once at far range, but overexerting herself can cause her to experience seizures due to the fact that she once burned herself out, which cause her psiionics to change from control of the living to control of the dead.

While these seizures do not last long or do her serious harm, she is unconscious and difficult to rouse for at least a minute when they happen.

She can see and hear ghosts with perfect clarity, but tends to shut most ghosts out the majority of the time.

Strife: A French war scythe, more practical for combat than an ordinary one for harvests.

Sylladex:

Hive:

Interests:

Ancestor: Unknown if she has one.

Constellation: Lepus

[nyancrimew]

i can’t express how much i hate the word “slay”. stop saying it you sound absolutely fucking retarded. if you still say it today aug 14th IN 2024; you need to kill yourself, you are the reason the world has gone to shit faggot.

i think you need to calm down

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

[radiance1]

Another link to this post. Meet the parents style.

So, Danny and Jason have been fake dating for a while now, and ended up marrying each other solely for tax benefits. Also, they got cool ass fucking friendship rings that they just couldn't not wear everywhere and being married is convenient so...

Anywho, so Jason has met Danny's parents but Danny hasn't met Jason's parents. Danny knows that he has some ties with the vigilantee scene due to being a Crime Lord-he still doesn't know what to think of his parents connecting the dots immediately when they only met him once while it took him more than that while living with the guy.

He thinks Jason may have been an ex-vigilantee at some point before turning to crime.

Then Danny gets blinded by rich people aura when he finds out that his bestfriend is the long thought dead child of Bruce Wayne. Frankly, he's insulted.

You mean to tell him that his could've been buying ice cream from that high class place all this time!? He shook (literally he grabbed and shook him) that point into Jason, he doesn't care that Jason never told him he was rich but he could've at least bought some high class ice cream once in a while.

Jason who was busy solidifying his power as a crime lord, avoiding his family and making sure not to leak his identity at all: I'm a literal crime lord, and the only thing you care about is me not buying you ice cream?

Danny: YES!!!!

Jason: Dork.

Right anyways, so Jason takes Danny along to meet Bruce and his fam but did say as soon as he started being uncomfortable they're leaving. The batfam is a bit blindsided by Danny, because they thought Jason was bringing his partner but its good to also get a feel for Danny's personality.

Danny and Jason did what's normal for them when Danny starts getting comfortable around the manor full of things that cost waaay more than his rent. Like half-heartedly insulting each other, being snarky, leaning on each other and other such things.

The batfam start thinking that there's more there than they know of. So they start watching a bit closer and ask a few round about questions that fly over Danny and Jason's heads. They just forget they're married often, unless it's regarding taxes.

All of this sends the wrong message when they walk into the same room and, being nosy, one of the batfam comes up to the door and uh. They hear the bed moving quite a lot.

So.

Meanwhile, Jason is trying to wrestle with Danny because this man does not pick a lane. He'll either be the human octopus (who is cold as hell) Jason has ever seen, he'll try to kick him off the bed in his sleep as if Jason personally offended him in some way, or he'll sleep in some wacky position that interrupts Jason's sleep. The last one is tied to the other two, however.

So, Jason has to frequently wrestle this man into a proper position where they both manage to get some sleep and it wouldn't have been so bad if Danny wasn't a goddamn sleep fighter. He would know, he had to nurse a bruised jaw for a few weeks.

Why do they sleep together? Listen, when you're in an apartment with not a lot of money, you gotta cut costs where you can alright?

[aspennntree]

soup

i saw someone else do this and it’s very inspired but i forgot their url i’ll look for it

[vilnmelling]

Anyone else able to pinpoint the exact moment their hyperfixation started?

'Cause I watched TGWDLM and BF (and also Perky's Buds) with my sister, and I thought Hatchetfield was pretty cool but nothing I'd get super into

Then THIS MOMENT happened

and my brain chemistry was permanently altered and the hyperfixation was settled

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Natsu: I haven't really known what I've been doing since I was like 15, but I don't think it's too obvious Lucy: It is. It is extremely obvious.

[useryoongis]

snack time !

[violet-phoenix-nebula]

I had the time of my life

Fighting dragons

With you

Nobody ask me why I did this (because I have no fucking idea either)

[dauntingdeclan]

tk takes exception to torts getting kicked out of the game

PHI v TBL 3.9.24

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID: a digital sketch of Eda and Raine from the owl house. They're in their designs from watching and dreaming, pre epilogue. Raine holds out their arm for an injection (given by a disembodied hand and labeled "magic rabies shot") and Eda lays a hand on their shoulder and leans her head on theirs. She says "you're doing great Raine! how'd you get rabies tho?". Raine stares dead eyed at the viewer as a thought bubble connected to them shows Belos biting down on their arm. End ID]

I was gonna post a request today but I feel like it's gonna flop and this is funnier. So request tomorrow, Raine Whispers Rabies doodle today