#i have like 2 weeks left and im so behing

[pinetreewannabe]

my brain: we should really work on those (9) missing assingments we have

me: what im hearing is "its nap time!"

[sweetblink]

Nerf Gun War.

Nerf Gun War.

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Ethan Choi x Reader.

Requested by: 2 Anons.

Ethan Choi x Reader having a nerf gun fight.

I love the Atwater storeis. He really needs som kind of loving this season. Although I love my chexton, may I have request a ethan x reader with th continuation of the nerf fun fight. thank you in advance. 

Five times Ethan was attacked by Y/N, One time Ethan got Y/N back.

Warning: fluffy, playful relationship, a bit cursing. I wanted to try something new so I'm do this in 5+1 style.

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1.

Rounding down the corner, Y/N silently checked if the coast was clear, before doing a roll to hide behind the counter in the kitchen. Grabbing the nerf gun, that she had stuck on top of the small cabinet that held all the pots and pans, and silently made her way over to find her boyfriend.

Ethan was sitting on the couch watching TV, waiting for Y/N to wake up, he was about to take a drink of his coffee, when suddenly he heard. "ATTACK!" from the one and only Y/N, before attempting to hide from the nerf gun bullets.

"Y/N!" Ethan yelled as he dove for cover, he army crawled his way over getting his own nerf gun. Letting out a loud laugh he turned and began to fire off, he heard a small shriek. "You're not gonna get away with this!" he yelled.

You let out loud laugh. "That's what you say, but clearly I have the upperhand right now!" you yelled back. Giggling, you left to hide in one of the other cupboards to get more of your ammo, and grab another nerf gun.

"Can't hide from me, baby!" Ethan yelled. You just silently giggled. Surprsing him once more you popped out and began shooting at him and then took off to one of your other secret hiding places.

Ethan just laughed as he continued to look for you and hoping he can defeat you in the small war the both of you had started.

2.

Ethan let out a small sigh as he entered his apartment. Y/N had left early from her shift, so he came back home alone, he can smell the delicious food that was being cooked, and made his way towards the kitchen. "Babe?" he called out.

Y/N was hiding in her small secret compartment, she held two small nerf guns, and then held two more in her small holster, Y/N pressed an ear against the cupboard and heard Ethan's steps further away, so quietly she opened the small door, and got out, and began to crawl, she reached the corner of cabinet and checked in the coast was clear, suddenly she heard shuffling from the other side so she quickly rolled away.

"Babe!" Ethan called.

Y/N smiled and just as Ethan rounded the corner, you let out a giggle that can only be heard as an evil laugh. "Welcome home baby." you greeted as you began to shoot. Ethan quickly dove for cover and you can hear him laugh.

"One day Y/N, I'm gonna get you back." Ethan laughed as he got his own nerf gun and turned to begin shooting at you, you giggled and jumped out the way and rolled and took off running in hopes to hide somewhere and keep shooting him.

"Never!" You yelled back, giggling loudly, as the playful war continued.

3.

Y/N was currently smiling widely as she heard the shower turn off, standing by their bedroom door, she silently waited for him to get out, so she can once again ambush and defeat him, once and for all.

It's been weeks that the small nerf gun fight had begun and so far, Y/N's been winning. and honestly Ethan was starting to beging that Y/N is lowkey a spy.

Ethan began to dry his hair as he got out of the shower, and then wrapped another towel around his waist. Just as he had opened the door, Y/N began to laugh maically, and began shooting. "Holy shit, babe!" he yelled as he ran for cover.

"Surprie motha effer!" You yelled, laughing loudly.

Ethan checked under the bed, and found his nerf gun that he had hidden there, and waited to heard for when you began to reload, quickly standing up, he began to shoot, you looked up and quickly dove for cover and waited for him to run of ammo, checking if it was clear, you smiled when you notcied when saw Ethan in his naked glory.

"Well that's a delicous sight to see." You purred, Ethan smirked and looked towards where you were.

"Like what you see?" Ethan asked back. Giggling you nodded and began to round off your ammo, Ethan just chuckled and walked over to you. "Why don't we pause the game for a bit and have a little fun of your own." he asked huskily.

Abandoning your nerf gun you walked over to him, taking off his shirt to reveal nothing underneath, Ethan smirked and pulled you in for a kiss. "God, you're perfect." he muttered.

"I know I am." You replied. Ethan just chuckled and lifted you up and threw you on the bed.

4.

There was one time where the game was getting a little out of hand, and became a girls vs boys battle.

Ethan had invited the others over for a small dinner, to relax after such a high tensed day. There was a major crash that had happened and he had seen Y/N take off with the paremedics, on the helicopter, and hadn't seen her since they finished their shift.

"So Choi, how's the small nerf gun war with Y/N, going?" Will asked, smirking.

Rhodes also smirked and turned to Ethan, he let out a small sigh and shook his head. "I swear Y/N is either a spy, or has seen so many action movies, that would explain how she actually knows what's going on." Ethan explained.

"So she's winning?" Noah asked, chucklng a bit.

"I don't even know how she does it, she has secret hiding places everywhere, once she runs out of ammo in one gun she quickly disappears for a bit and comes out with more." Ethan said, refilling his drink.

Just as he was about to sip of his drink, and nerf dart hit his head and he quickly turned to hear Y/N's, Nat's April's and Sarah's giggling. "Babe!" he yelled. Just then all of then sudden all the guys were being attacked by the girls.

"Take cover!" Noah yelled as all the guys stood up and rushed to hide behind somewhere.

"Choi, where do you hide your stuff." Will asked, hiding behing the small couch.

Ethan looked around for his secret compartment, and lifted the rug up and grabbed the nerf guns he had hidden there. "Here." he said, passing them all the nerf guns. Noah grabbed one and began to move closer to where the girls were shooting.

"Fall back!" Ethan heard Y/N yell to the girls. He peeked out to make sure that the coast was clear.

"Alright, let's go." Ethan ordered. The guys all chuckled and decided to part to take out the girls.

This continued one for about three hours, and the final two standing were Ethan and Y/N. "Seriusly guys this was epic." Noah eagerly said as he wrapped an arm around his sister. The others laughed and nodded as they waited to see who would win, from the couple.

Y/N was rounding the corner when she noticed Ethan quickly reloading his ammo, smiling you finally began to shoot him, elminating him. cheering loudly, you attacked Ethan in a hug as he let out a loud groan when he saw that you had won.

"Are you sure you aren't a spy, baby?" Ethan asked.

You giggled and shook your head. "I swear I'm not, I just enjoy watching a lot of action movies."

Ethan just chuckled and stood up, his hands grabbed the back of your thighs and lifted you a bit more up as he gave you a piggy back ride back to the living room where the others were.

"So who won?" Sarah asked.

"Who run the world?" You asked.

April smirked. "Girls!" she yelled. You eagerly nodded and bounced over to them as you all began to celebrate. Ethan and the others just laughed and watched them all sing Beyonce's song.

5.

Y/N was sure that Ethan was upping his game, so that only meant that Y/N had to get smarter and a bit more faster than her boyfriend. Silently Y/N entered the apartment, making sure that no sound was made, she quickly dropped her bag, took off her coat, and scrubs.

Just as Y/N began to tip toe to where she knew she had her nerf guns hudden when she heard a small thud close by. Quickly she dove behind the couches, and quickly army crawled, letting out a small hiss when you felt a rug burn.

"Babe?" Ethan called. You smiled when you him at the kitchen, so quickly you made your way towards the hall, where you found a small camoflauge door and opened it. You managed to close the door, just in ime to hear Ethan walk by past you.

"Baby are you showering?" Ethan called out. Giggling silently, you grabbed your big nerf guns and grabbed enough ammo to reload, once you had everything ready, you left your small base, and silent tip toes towards the living room.

"I'm not showering!" You yelled, ducking bck down and reaiming your gun in sniper position, smiling you waitied for him to appear, but he took you by surprise when he began shooting, taking cover, you decided to wait till he used up all his ammo, or maybe even pause to take a chance.

Once he did pause, you quickly began shooting and ran towards another place to hide, you let out a loug giggle when you heard Ethan shoot right behind you and missed. "Hi babe, I'm home." you greeted as you dove for cover.

"Good day at work?" Ethan asked as he took cover since you began to shoot.

Giggling you nodded to yourself. "Yeah." you replied. "Are we some on Mr. and Mrs. Smith level now?" you teased.

You heard Ethan laugh from where you were hiding. "Yeah, I guess we can say that."

The both of you continued to challenge each other, until finally you shot Ethan down twice and cheered in victory. Ethan laughed and made his way over to you, jumping into his arms, you pulled him down and gave him a long steamy kiss.

"Hey there baby." You greeted once again, smiling up at him.

Ethan smirked. "The next round, I'm going to win, just watch." he promised.

You giggled and shrugged. "Bring it on Choi." you replied. Ethan just chuckled up and picked you up bridal style and took you the bedroom, all the way to the bedroom, you were just laughing and giggling and letting out occasional moans when Ethan decided to tease you a bit.

+1.

It was about a week later when you and Ethan decided to have one last battle, and you didn't even know. Ethan had been preparing for this attack. He woke up around 5:30 am, claiming that he wanted to go for a small workout, in the small gym in the apartment.

"No." You whined. "Stay."

Ethan just chuckled and got up, he leaned down and kiss your forhead. He was about to leave the room, when he looked back to the bed and noticed that you already wrapped yourself around the pllow he slept on and snuggled closer to his side of the bed, smiling he left the room and prepared his plan of attack.

He's decided that it was time to bring out the big guns, literally and figurtively. He walked towards his gym room and grabbed the biggest nerf guns he owned and grabbed two of them, and then grabbed another two small nerf guns and ammos.

It was about 9 am when Y/N finally woke up. She let out out a small whine and sat up, she let out a small shiver when she felt the coolness hit her bare chest, she searched for one of Ethan's shirt, and put it on. She trudded her way towards the kitchen to get a drink of water when suddenly nerf bullets began to fire off

"Ethan!" You shrieked, diving for cover. Ethan began to laugh and you just let out a small huff, crawling to your hiding spots, you checked if you had anymore nerf guns in there and you only found the small ones, grabbing them, you peeked to see if you can cover for yourself to make it to your other spots.

"Ready to give up babe? I know you didn't stock back up on your ammo and guns." Ethan teased.  

"Shut up, babe!" You yelled. Exhaling you quickly stood up and began shooting, quickly making your way to your next hideout, you can hear Ethan laugh while you struggled in not getting hit.

This went for about twenty minutes, not getting hit, until you sighed and took off Ethan's shirt to surrender. Ethan smiled and chuckled when you stood up, pouting. "Victory, is mine." he cheered.  

Rolling your eyes, you put his shirt back on and made your way over to him. "Yeah, yeah, well I've been winning the last games we've played so have you really won it all." you teased.

Ethan chuckled and pulled you closer to him. "Morning baby."

You smiled. "Well morning handsome, since you finally won head back to the room and I'll bring you breakfast."

"My my, if that was going to be my prize, I would've tried my hardest on winning." Ethan teased.

Pushing him away you laughed. "Just go to bed, I'll bring us breakfast." you told him.

"Fine." Ethan said he kissed you once more, and you left to make breakfast, later, he smiled when the both of you sat on bed and talked about possibly looking for a paintball range to upgrade from the nerf guns.

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I loved the nerf gun scene so much. :) 

Masterlist.  

[neurodivergentchaosking]

Loving someone with NPD

It fucking sucks! I have bpd and if i was completely untreated, i would have been narcissist chow...more than i already was.

I have pretty decent intuition but it took a long time for me to actually follow it. I met (lets call her Mary) before i listened to it and created a huge blindspot that took me 6 years to fix.

We both arrived on Okinawa Island 24 hours a part, we shared a name and a birthday ( naturally my dumb ass was like OMG SOULMATE- after i stopped hating her). when i first met her, i hated her. I knew she was two-faced and i said so to her face. Few drunken weekends set that unfortunate Trauma bond in place. 

I felt so special. She's two-faced and cruel to everyone but ME. my BPD ate that shit up. she even told me that she thought i was the category of “bimbo friend” until she got to know me.....and i actually took that as a compliment and mentally lorded it over her bimbo friends. it was a disaster.                           love-bomb, cruelty, rinse, repeat.

We were just friends at first, she thought she was straight, and i thought i was a girl- neither are true. We kissed once in a drunken haze and it was absolutely terrible, so it really never happened again. you know justgirlythings. 

I was quite notorious (just because im built like a coke bottle and was put into the marine barracks and you know how boot lickers be) on the island because the Navy is just high-school 2.0. Mary never had my back through it all, she stayed friends with the people who started it and she ditched me all the time at her convenience . I was only on the island for 6 months, and right when i almost cut things off with Mary, i left on an expedited transfer (another tragic story for another tragic time). We stayed in contact via snapchat but honestly we didnt talk much.

Her bf was a bit of a loser and she was planning to leave him while planning their life together...look at that, another red flag that i took as a compliment because she left him for ME. fuck im so needy #narcissistchow. 

I made a joke about her living with me, and she just went full throttle with that shit. So we got an apartment together, twas the beginning of the end and i fucking KNEW IT. i felt it in my gut and i remember thinking...but she’s so mean sometimes... like whyyyyyy dont i just listen to me???? ug anyways

Right before we got the apartment she released my cat into the urban wilderness and he was GONE, presumed dead. Quinn, my beautiful fur-baby, a 13 lb maincoone, fucking HATED HER, and he only hated dicks. so yeah she got rid of him and blamed it on my husband (my life is complex okay). we were obviously not doing great and i didn't think about it too hard until later (even though he has never left the door open, like ever).

It started out so much fun! the adventures and stories that we created together were amazing. she made me feel like it would be like this forever. Bit short-lived.  she would insult, demean, and play fucked up mind games. Luckily for me she didn't get to feed of my pain the way she wanted because i don't exibxit vulnerable emotions (working on that), despite them eating away at me. 

Her toxicity mirrored the way i was treated as a child, so i did what i did as a child. i shut down. I stopped therapy because i was masking too hard for it be helpful. i stopped my medications because idk if they're working because I'm so disconnected. My ocd tendencies that i got rid of as a child came back. Im never not high on MJ (still am because i don't want to FEEL)

And you know why i stayed? because she made me feel special, and wanted, and even more so needed. She is so fucking insecure and i was a constant source of validation and love. we had conversations and conversations about how we were meant for one another and the future we would create together. We even talked about the children we would raise together. we talked about how it was weird that we didn't want to fuck each-other (she looks like an incest muppet lmao) but we were in a beautiful (toxic*) polyamorous asexual relationship.

i was def not perfect in the relationship. i would do so much petty shit (like i did as a child). she would make me feel shitty about something, so i would show off one of my many talents that also was one of her many insecurities. hell, i would fuck up her hair ON PURPOSE. She had this insanely long blue hair that ended in a short red Karen cut lmao i am such a fucking asshole lmao. no regerts

but like also lets not forget the times she literally threatened to murder me....just saying. i may have been a dick, but she DESERVED it.

She kept treating me like shit and i did the non-traditional BPD thing and started setting boundaries for myself. like when she starts being a jerk, just walk away. just leave. also make her jelly with something to feel better lol.obvi that made her MEANER. so i took her out to eat and told her that she was treating me like absolute shit and it needed to sop...she starts bawling...making up shit about how her anxiety this and that and she's not gonna stop being a cunt so shel just move out.

idk why i even tried after that lunch but like whatever. i even sold her my car at a discount price - but now she has the perma reminder lol. i tried. she kept changing the date of her leaving, she just got meaner, and what FINALLY made things click. was she started ditching me and lying about it ( i may have tested it out and made her confess to it without her knowing- she is incredibly stupid). that was the one thing. the one thing i told myself if someone does that to me again, im done. so heyyy at least i stuck to my boundary even though i almost talked myself out of it. so i simply stopped talking to her. for WEEKS. she tried to start conversation, i ended them. she insulted me and i would flip it on her. i was DONE and she knew it. so our 6 year relationship literally ended by me in person ghosting her.

Finally the lease was up and that kinda forced her stupid ass into moving, however. she like half left and half left her stuff. but she left ferret shit fucking everywhere. on the deck, in the closet, smooshed into carpet, random bits of poo strewn about the room. shes fucking Nasty. i cleaned up the ferret poops with her clothes that was left behing...and i rubbed it on EVERYTHING including her dishes. i broke a couple items (some on accident even). stole a bunch of stuff...even a dead mans gift...yeah im PETTY... but i stacked all of her shit at the enterence of the apartment.

Time for pickup! she allotted herself 1.5 hours to pack everything and go to her new apartment that is 45 plus mins away. she comes in- overly exaggerates on thanking me for stacking her shit by the entrance. i immediately ask for the keys ...says okay but then “got distracted”, we did that 3 times till she finally gave me the keys... then i told her about the ferret poo and she claimed that she was gonna clean it today...BITCH IT TOOK ME OVER 3 HOURS FOR THE POOP CLEANUP ALONE...so yeah fuck her.

later that day i hang out with my new friend, lets call her Anna, who is on Marys snapchat- while Mary was putting her stuff in storage (something she swore shed never do) she was saying how pissed she is and how horribly i am for stacking her shit at the entrance. glad to see she's as two-faced as ever.

POST BREAKUP DRAMA:

1) she tried to get rid of everything i gave her but she cant unbuy my car lmao.

2) she got stranded in Texas because she ran out of gas....even though the car tells you how many miles it has before it runs out...like i said, she incredibly stupid 

3) she tried to slither in my life by sending a pic via snap to Anna and then said “oops my finger slipped” ummm its snapchat and thats not how it works stupid ( and this is one of her go to ploys so like lol why?) it was also a pic of a boot that she gave me but its ugly so i gave it back. idk what her whole plan was but it backfire because Anna just blocked her.

4) Quinn came back <3

5) i am obsessed and cant seem to stop stalking her so now imma try just being crazy in blog form to see if my needy bpd self can CHILL. cuz ug i just want to stab her...like 37 times...in the face (it would be an improvement)