#i have Thoughts about this

[letsplaythermalnuclearwar]

okay but the genuine rage in Ody's voice when he says he's married??? the actual fury??? like he's about to stab this woman for not understanding that he's taken??? and Gigi got it so well with her animatic, he looked like he was actually growling

[avonne-writes]

As far as Bucky is concerned, the best match made in heaven is:

his giant hands ❤️ Gale's slim little waist

[astro-nomaly]

Something about an ancient relic so large it becomes a home. A whalefall, yes, but what about a sword so large it’s hilt becomes a vault. What about the hands of a giant becoming the supports of a bridge. A god’s ring becomes a colosseum. A rib cage sunken into sand becomes the path through the desert. All I can say is that The Owl House gets it. The body of a god becomes an island. People become microorganisms, feeding off of long-dead nutrients and cells. A skull becomes a temple. Do you understand

[midlandslady]

I have some thoughts on Sauron

So...the thing is that Sauron is this freak guy with an obsession for perfection, beauty and order, right? He wants everything to go his way and he does not accept disobedience. Then wasn't Mirdania a more suitable queen for him? She was beautiful, sweet, nicely dressed, always with impeccable styled hair, obedient and completely infatuated by him. She would accept all of his lies blindly and she wouldn't go against him. If what they are saying is true and Sauron only wished Galadriel to be his prize queen to show her off then it does not make much sense. Of course it might be the thrill of showing that he tamed her into submission or the fact that she is a "high elf" while Mirdania was a "low elf". But the thing is that he saw Galadriel at her worst, on the raft: dehydrated, thirsty, with messy hair, no fancy clothes; then on the battlefield, dirty and bloodied; then at the end of season 2, again dirty with messy hair and ripped clothes. And he still chooses her to be his queen, despite her multiple rejections. Almost at the end of their battle, he still says "The door is still open." like "I still want you no matter what." I don't know about you but I think that's insane. He is insane. The end.

[penofwildfire]

Greetings Ninjago Fandom I Hereby Declare Aromantic Kai Canon (to me <3)

[preciousbabyangle]

white British wealthy gay man unable to go to non-western countries :(

lol lmao even

[frownyalfred]

thinking about your coral room series again and about how jason would absolutely be the reluctant "prize" of upper society. everyone wants to be his mate to secure the bag

Which is SO funny to me because he's the least omega omega ever, he's only been an omega for a few months (so he knows very few of the societal cues/expectations) and he's like six feet of muscle. He doesn't defer, doesn't drop his eyes at challenges, and would absolutely fight someone if they tried to crowd/influence him.

And yet. He's pretty and strong. He's the heir to a massive family fortune, you would have Bruce Wayne himself as your in-law. And if you actually talk to him like he's a person and not just a decorative omega, he's actually super down to earth? He's loyal, he cares about his pack, and he's good with kids.

[littleblueberryartist]

"Mr Jackson how did you get the funding for this impressive facility?"

"My wife is famous :)"

[leighsartworks216]

Necromancy that decays the caster. Their fingers start greying and rotting, always cold, skin sloughing off until they've nothing bones left, hidden by gloves. The stench of rot follows wherever they go. Flies hover around them. They have to pick out maggots before they become consumed - not that they can even feel the wriggling beasts anymore.

Their face sinks in, their eyes fall deeper within their skull, dark shadows accentuation every hollow orifice, waiting to be revealed by slowly rotting skin. Their muscles ache as they atrophy and stop working. Their hair is thin and losing color. It is not long before their eyes become milky white, staring at nothing. Teeth fall out, hair falls out, their skin has patches where the skin is decaying and falling away. The more spells they cast, the closer they become to being the dead they raise.

[kermit-coded]

hot take: too sweet by hozier is a romy song, but it's from rogue's pov.

[lichqueenlibrarian]

[bluebellieart]

candle eaters, do you have. literally anything else.

[empresskadia]

Okay, the hidden marriage idea is adorable and I'm going to make it even more adorable. Since gold is hard to come by, you made the rings out of the spent brass from fired rounds and made them into rings.

Each Spartan would have different engravings, and keep the ring secret in different places.

THIS-

Here's the thing, the Spartans would recognize where the bullets come from. You give Linda a ring made from one of her shots, and she will immediately tag it from Nornfang. Kelly's from her precision shots, Fred's from his tactical maneuvers - each one is a piece of their accomplishments. It's like wearing their victories on their fingers, and adding that special engraving on it, one that came from their partner and they will fight for this piece of property.

I think apart of them is scared it's gonna get taken away, so the Spartans always feel the need to hide it. It's why John will always take off the ring and place it on his dog tags when he's out of the suit, they're both a part of him and no one looks twice.

[pritchypitchperfect]

Jonah Magnus to Jonathan Sims in mag200

[neverendingford]

Midnight Mass is so fucking good???