#i have SO many questions.

[meowunmeow]

HE'S SO VILE FOR THIS WHY IS HIS CENSOR BAR STICKING OUT FROM HIS PANTS

what are you trying to tell us.

[dreadark]

are… are we having animals give birth in the Doctor’s office…??????

[kitnita]

bryce harper reading hockey romance novels is so out of left field that it feels like it should be an april fools day thing, however,

[mistytpednaem]

I. What??? Bwuh?????????????

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

HELP ME? 😭

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[babygirlgiles]

I’m sorry, but was no one going to tell me that Dawn Summers, the physical representation of Buffy’s innocence, of Buffy’s innermost vulnerability, just casually carries a Taser? Were none of you going to tell me that?

[falst]

“If I licked you or something just tell me so I can die already” dude what is your problem

[defendglobe]

you know what i wanna know? did sisko live a normal human lifespan and then just die or did he like fully ascend to godhood with the prophets at the end of his life?

because if its the latter than it's technically possible that sisko and michael burnham could meet.

[tadpoleatemybrain]

Ok I need some clarification on the "Vampires can't enter without permission" thing

Some places are considered public taverns, shops, and museums since they're open to everyone I imagine the invitation is basically unspoken

So we get to private property.

Who can offer the invitation?

1). The owner of the property

2). A resident of the property

3). Anyone who's already been invited/has permission? Or can it be anyone already past the threshold?

4). If there is no resident or owner then can anyone who's already crossed the threshold then offer an invitation? Or are these properties already open as they don't belong to anyone?

Do long-standing invitations work? Like can someone say "You're welcome in any time" and it's good until it's revoked. Or do they have to wait for someone to invite them every time they want to cross the threshold.

If you marry a vampire and off-handedly say something like "Don't come home tonight." because you're angry will they not be able to come back in? Or does their mutual ownership of the property keep that from happening?

And how does that work when it comes to renting?

And does said invitation have to be spoken? Can it be written? Texted?

[i-am-a-meat-popcicle]

Honestly the only thing Hanneman had to say to me was "Lore" and suddenly I was all over that old man.

[px-0]

me: yeah can i get Fullbody’s Vivre Card

Mercari Seller: Eight.

Mercari Seller:

You Want Fucking Eight.

[apollos-olives]

before october 7th this blog was a meme page btw.

[starry-bi-sky]

FUNNIEST fucking shit that comes with making Danny eleven years old when he had his accident in "late at night, when the nightingale sings" is the implication following, that everything that happened in the show did too. And I fully intend on (mostly) keeping it like that. There'll be some changes (of which I need to figure out) but for the most part??? Yeah relatively the same.

Like I FULLY intend on keeping Dark Danny occurring 6 months post accident. Do you know how fucking HILARIOUS that is??? That Dan got his ass kicked by a goddamn FIFTH-SIXTH GRADER?? I'd never show my face ever again. Homeboy spent the last ten years being a one-man mass extinction event, only to get his ass beat by a kid who hasn't even lost his last baby tooth. That's hysterical. I'm losing my mind just thinking about it.

AND PARIAH DARK TOO. Imagine being an eons old tyrant capable of dragging whole towns down into your dimension, and you get singehandedly shoved back into your coffin in less than 48 hours by a kid whose bedtime is still 8:30. You didn't even have the time to expand your army! You were still trying to take over the city the kid came from!

And he just!!! Shoves you back in!! Insane! This kid hasn't even been dead for a full year yet! He's still growing in his ghost fangs! And he just knocked you flat on your ass in an oversized mech suit. What the fuck! It's like looking down and seeing a four week old kitten meowing very indignantly at you and trying to bite your feet, except that kitten is also actually a black-footed cat and they have a 60% kill success rate, and oops! Now you're dead. You took too long laughing at the kitten trying to attack you that it clawed up your pant leg and ripped out your throat.

COULD I, realistically, span these episodes out over the course of 2.5 years prior to Danny's family dying?? Yes I could! Do I think it's hilarious (and horribly traumatizing, which makes it twice as fun) to shove all of this into the span of (roughly) a year instead?? Yes. Because the show has such a skewed timeline that I've always just assumed that at the end of the show, Danny was starting his sophomore year in high school. So fuck it, lets go for it!

[cappycodeart]

"The dead one! Yeah I haven't thought about her in a long time!"

A little theory I've had about Winter King's original motives based on his heartless comment about Betty and Ice King's original motives for kidnapping princesses in the first place...... clearly she gave off Bad Ex Vibes…

[wren-kitchens]

im annoyed and a little pedantic so can i just say as a blanket statement

queerbaiting is when the promotion for a FICTIONAL STORY intentionally hints towards two characters having a romantic relationship, without any intention to follow through in the show, in order to get queer people watching without discouraging the homophobic enjoyers of the show

queerbaiting is NOT:

a celebrity who you think is queer because theyre gnc or they have a 'vibe'. that is a real person and they cannot queerbait

two friends of the same gender pretending to flirt with each other for fun. those are real people and they cannot queerbait

a show with two characters of the same gender who are canonically friends that YOU PERSONALLY think would be better in a relationship. that's not bating, that's shipping, and subject to opinion

there are more but those are the main examples of people misunderstanding what queerbaiting is and being mad at something that isn't actually a problem

[hatedbyiife]

Hearing about what goes on in the vengeance saga is so funny to me. What do you mean he used a second wind bag as a jetpack. Can I imagine athena going "okay odysseus now hit the second tower" with it