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Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.
Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU
#knitting#no it's not a real pattern but I can't write one that makes sense because I have no freaking clue what any of that means#How do you make things that aren't basic rectangles#Why has every knitter I've asked for help just said 'patterns are easy; you just have to know how to read them' & then refused to teach me#Where do I even find a goat to sacrifice#How do I join the pattern cult#I am so confused#I've been knitting for almost a decade but I can only make scarves and potholders#I learned one (1) stitch by watching a YouTube video and none of my friends or family knit so I have no IRL resources#And nobody I meet seems to want to take the time to explain the rest to me#I taught myself to sew through trial and error but that doesn't really work with knitting because error is pretty much just... Unraveling?#Anyway sorry for the tag rant I'm just frustrated that I see pretty things I want to make but the instructions are in an alien language#And the gap between 'absolute novice' and 'intermediate' seems to be about 20 years of experience and formal instruction
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have you met my goth gf daniil dankovsky????? he has a medical degree
#pathologic#pathologic classic hd#daniil dankovsky#my art#fanart#i don't have an explanation except that i've watched 1 (one) hbomberguy video#also a couple of playthroughs
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the wink
via russellbonbon on twitter
#have not seen anyone post this video on here!!#so wanted to add bc i think it’s the clearest one i’ve seen so far#brocedes#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#f1#formula 1#hungarian gp 2024#lh44#nr6
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#1 like a prayer fan none of you understand (insane)
#the movie was made for me thats why like a prayer by madonna is there and thats why ryan reynolds went to madonna's house to ask for permiss#ion yeah#(delusional)#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#cassandra idk her last name#ive been dreaming for 500000 years for SOMEONE to use like a prayer somewhere Thank God.#almost cried during the choir version in the movie oh my glob#i heard it in a trailer it was barely discernible i think i used that word right#anyways you could barely hear it in the one trailer i saw on tv (i wanted to go in blind) and i was like LIKE A PRAYER ???? BY MADONNA ??!??#like girl u have no idea#anyways ermmm the yappsterrrrrr#deadpool and wolverine#forgot this tag#i love you like a prayer by madonna#controversial music video but DAMN its a good song Ok Bye#yknow i used to associate the song with pucci from jojo idk i think i was in my jjba era anyways Byyyeeeeeeeee ^_^ bye bye (bye bye)#I LOVE MUSIC#1 MUSIC LOVER
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hngggghhhh
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#oops! my hand slipped#um i got like 5 hours of sleep last night#i’m doing alright i’m just really giggly right now#like i was watching funny videos as i was eating lunch and it was not a great time#i was having fun but my lunch took a while to get eaten#i think these ones are (for the most part) better than the ones in part 1#there are several really good ones in pt1 but the rest fell a little flat#uhhh peace ✌️#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk shitpost#jjk memes#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#geto suguru#suguru geto#satosugu#shoko ieiri#nobara kugisaki#maki zenin#yuta okkotsu#toge inumaki#megumi fushiguro#yuji itadori#me.txt
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Bishop of Death
#cult of the lamb#my art#cotl narinder#cotl#digital art#the one who waits#cotl toww#toww#check out my youtube!#i have 1 (one) video
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✨ Blast from the past: Freddy Fazbears beginnings ✨
might as well share it here as well (from my tiktok/insta) 😌
#william afton#henry emily#fnaf#steve raglan#artists on tumblr#five nights at freddy's#fanart#video#one (1) rare reel 😳 crazy right?#some old things - some new things: the best of both worlds#I think they should have the sparkliest silly lil outfits :3
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#lotr#lord of the rings#aragorn#lotredit#tumblr polls#poll#i have seen a video on youtube that sparked this idea#it had some great scenes but nr 1 was just not right for me (it was his speech at the black gate to the army)#so i thought i make one for each movie#and then we choose a winner
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me as soon as nico rosberg appears on my screen
#i have so many videos & pics of today it‘s embarrssing fr#idek anymore about the cars#f1#formula one#formula 1#nico rosberg#singapore gp 2024
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‘what god loves always has been an unchanging living being’
#hatsune miku#vocaloid#piapro studio#doodle#utsu-p#god gacha#rime#cevio ai#was stunned to learn this song doesn’t have like 1 million views#easily one of my utsu-p faves#anyway i tried to match the style of the illustrator in the video as much as i could
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No fucking way guys Dungeon Meshi Season 2 Episode 1 got leaked 😱😱😱😱😱
I don’t want this to be a long post so this under the cut. Anyways, for some advice if you ever wanna play around like this, do NOT use Scratch Jr. It has so few color options and it doesn’t let you draw very well and it’s a huge pain and it would be way easier to like make some doodles in a drawing app and then put them in Capcut or something like that. Do not follow my example 😭
#video#there’s sound#dungeon meshi spoilers#this isn’t actually season 2 episode 1 but it does have some spoilers for the manga#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#kabru#mithrun#thistle#only really tagged the ones with speaking lines#but the canaries and Chimera Falin are there too#rope/spider art#I guess#rope/spider post
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#i think this was in the original video but i still like this one#love it for 2 reasons. 1 i would have unironically loved a podcast with them#and 2 the idea of a podcast but you can hear meteors n stuff falling from above is great to imagine#technoblade#squid kid
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getting around to pearl’s double life pov. she is making me cry chat (i’m only 2 episodes in)
i’ll do an actual design eventually. this is mostly emotion + not wanting to think. hence eye
#the most fucked up scruckly art for the most fucked up skruckly character#i misspelled that but it fits even more tbh#i’m literally just doing ANYTHING with colors atp man idk#here have rusty skin. who cares#also when i watch life series i don’t tend to think of them as seperate characters from the cc that much tbh#except this#my autistic ass HAS to remind myself it is a character. this one is a character. it is a character.#pearl and scott and martin and ren are all friends. look at them in other videos yaaaayyy friends!!! such so happy friends so friendly happy#double life pearl is breaking my heart#i’m glad she kills everyone LMAO i went in knowing 1 thing#and now im actually happy i spoiled 5am pearl for myself#pearlescentmoon#life series#double life#art
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CASTIEL: Stop. What's the point if you don't mean it? You fear me - not love, not respect, just fear.
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a godstiel pity party. i'd like to thank an anon i got way back in february of 2021.
#spn#vid#spnamvarchive#so fun fact i started making this more than a year ago. got it 90% done. and then was like no this isn't working#i will come back to this later.#it turns out that i needed to make some videos about cas and angels (the love club + help i'm alive amvs)#in order to make this one. anyway this video is about french mistake robert singer voice season six#i really struggled with it because i could NOT find the thread until i realized that it needed to be literally godstiel pov#it's about love and desire and jealousy and hurt and omnidirectional rage <3#it's about the fact that cas is so utterly dependent on dean for his self-image - however dean sees him that's it#it's about having a moment of reflection about lashing out before you do it but doing it anyway#it's about taking cruelty and dishing it out#and crucially. it's about being pregnant#mpregpocalypse#fun fact: i made a post about working on three season six amvs all the way back in nov. 2022#and only now have they come to fruition (this one + love club + metric)#anyway. have you heard that cas is obsessed#the thing is i do kinda want to add some specific director's commentary here. like the first verse is about cas being like.#incredibly deeply emotionally vulnerable to dean. as in: his emotional state and self-image is totally dominated by what dean thinks of him#and if dean is mad at him. and then the second verse is about... dean upsetting him and him responding to that by Killing Everybody lol#like he has a moment of reflection ['certain regrettable things are now required of me' + killing rachel] where he's like i've 1) also done#bad things and 2) i feel bad about it so maybe i will regret Killing Everyone. but then he does it anyway due to everybody keeps turning#on him. i feel like the rest of the amv is self evident. i guess i should note that 'share a paradise' is about how both of them have#a nostalgic view of the early days of their relationship when it wasn't Like This lol. but everything else i think is self evident.#oh and the reason the other angels flash onscreen with their burned wings at the end is i'm EVOKING the image of cas' wings burning. even#though it doesn't happen. i'm evoking it
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the fact that they made it illegal to make ads louder than programs on tv in 2010 but haven't updated it to apply the same regulation to streaming. who do i have to call.
#jack facts#like do they think we don't notice#i truly do hate it here#i really do think that we should get to a ''you ruined it for everyone'' threshhold with ads at this point tbh#circulating ads should be a need based allowance#below a certain nw you can circulate as many ads as you want provided they follow guidelines#then above a certain nw you get a quota. you can have x number of ads circulating at a time.#and i don't mean distinct different ads that can be put wherever. no. if you have an ad on youtube that counts as one#and if you put the SAME AD on a different platform or tv channel or at the fucking gas station pumps or on a billboard or ANYWHERE#each different instance of the ad counts as another ad in your quota!#& if you have like a 1min skippable + a 30sec unskippable v of the same ad on the same platform. that counts as two. FUCK you.#and then above another nw line. you cannot have ads at all. bye you don't need them they serve no purpose they are just annoyances.#also paying influencers to hawk your shit counts as ads! fuck you!! paid word of mouth is not actual wom that is also an ad! fuck you!!!#oh u want ppl to rec ur product & u don't have any ad spots left?? well sugar you better have a fucking good product then lol :) fuck you#also if a co breaks an ad reg that co and any co it owns/parents can never make another fucking ad ever again in its existence#AND if a ceo breaks an ad reg w one co then disbands it and makes a new co and breaks ad reg w that one#then the CEO or any co they have ANY % ownership or investment in can never make an ad ever again. FUCK you.#charities/nonprofits and sole proprietorships get one (1) appeal to a total ad ban#that's IT!! ENOUGH!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND ONE MORE THING. ''pay us not to see ads on our platform/app/other thing'' should also be illegal.#''pay us for basic ass functions'' illegal. pay to win. illegal. sale/product announcements in things that are not press. illegal.#creating an ad or listing for something that doesn't exist and only manufacturing it after it is purchased. illegal.#ads that are full screen when a user has not already selected full screen on a video player. illegal.#pop up ads. illegal.#ads with audio on a platform that doesn't. illegal. video ads on a platform that doesn't have video. illegal.#ads w epilepsy triggers. illegal everywhere forever always w out needing to be reported by consumers. cannot be circulated in the 1st place#ads w graphic violence or soundscapes that mimic it. see epilepsy triggers.#ads for things that are not actually consumer products. illegal.#anything else u want to circulate like an ad must go thru other regs to qualify as psa or edu. if it doesn't qualify tough shit get fucked.#[insert gif collage of people talking extensively while wildly gesturing for emphasis here]
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something simple to try to get out of art block (it didn't work)
#alek art#ninjago#zane julien#2024#i am very unhappy with this and sooo in order to feel better i am going to talk about him#system zane is very real to me. i always give him six main alters (but i do believe there is more lol)#systems cannot just pick and choose who front depending on the day i am very aware (i am a system) its more on the nose symbolism#the fifth one crossed out is the ice emperor. in canon he exists in zane's mind as an “alter ego” of sorts which is crazy to me#character has canon dissociative episodes... amnesia... and several different “personalities” / identities? sounds familiar idk#i talked a lot about this hc on my long ass zane hc post thanks for the ask btw npderzane#its not an au its just how i see him so just imagine every zane i draw as system zane. ill only specify it in the tags if its system related#that one post thats like. 'being a did system sucks which one of us poured instant coffee in the bathtub!' thats the average zane experience#he wakes up and everyones like “mannn zane you were going crazyyy on prime empire yesterday” and hes like ??? i did not play any video games#and then he looks at the calender and 6 months have passed. semi true story that happened to me#also alters having incredibly different food preferences is funny. zane doesnt eat anything ever vs boone who eats raw meat sometimes#zane having really weird characterization? and its very inconsistent / bad writing uhhh alek explanation is hes a system and nobody can mask#man its 1 pm :|#i hate this drawing so much i dont even want to look at it but it took time so ill post it#i also have another zane drawing in my drafts i should post. from like 2 months ago???
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