#i hate you emma

[edgarwayne]

Location: Art and Christian's Condo

Edgar adjusted on his stomach for what felt like the 100th time as he glanced at his watch. He'd been laying in the bed for hours, long after Christian was supposed to have come home, and even he was getting tired of reading on his tablet. About ready to call it a fool's attempt, his shoulders hiked as he heard the front door open. Edgar prayed it was Christian and not Art. He really did not want to explain to the other why he was laying in their bed, naked, a single rose sticking up from his arse cheeks. It was already embarrassing without needing to explain to an amused boyfriend.

With the bedroom door opening, Edgar glanced over his shoulder and let out a long exhale at a worn out looking Christian. Thank god. Still, his cheeks heated as a lifted brow greeted him. "Um. I-I remember you have said a few times this was something you always wanted to come home to. You can say no and I can leave but....but this is me trying in your love language."

@darkenedroad

[nebulousfishgills]

Listen, Otto realizing that he helped put a moron on the Iron Throne and then going through the five stages of grief before dipping is peak comedy, bro really fucked around and then found out.

[evilbeing]

No way H2O

[alicent-archive]

love when fans of the house of incest show don't have a problem with the cousinfucking and unclepegging but can't handle a little lesbian yearning.

[il3x]

Look, I get the appeal of catharsis fics where everyone realises how terribly the Character suffered. And I do get the appeal of exaggeration. But you can't deny every third BNHA fic reads like this:

"So... do you mean..." Aizawa spoke slowly, forcing himself to sound calm. "...you have to do laundry every week?" Deku shrugged. "Well, yeah, if I don't want to run out of clothes. But it's... fine?," and, dear god, he really believed that. "I just sort out my clothes, and go to the laundry room, and load them into the drum, and wash them, and then there's the spin cycle-" "Enough!" Aizawa shuddered. He would make everyone who had ever hurt this kid regret their pathetic existences.

and every third wormfic reads like this

Emma slammed her head against the bunker door again. A thin trickle of blood ran down the rusted metal. It reminded her, sickeningly, of what she had done to Taylor, and the country-wide septic plague her stupid actions had unleashed. They said Panacea had died instantly of an aneurysm upon merely touching Taylor's necrotic, worm-ravaged body, and without Brockton Bay's greatest healer to protect them, America had been helpless against the power of a lockerful of rotted menstrual waste. She hadn't seen the sun for two months. She hadn't heard a human voice in weeks, since the other survivors figured out who did this. She was alone. Suddenly, the metal she leaned against reverberated with - a knock? Emma scrambled dizzily to her feet. She would take any human voice at this point, even fucking Hebert, if that bitch was somehow alive. The lock clicked, and the door swung open. On the other side stood Carol Dallon. Emma broke down sobbing, but before she could gasp out her gratitude, Mrs. Dallon spoke: "Ms. Barnes? The Hebert estate is suing you for attempted murder and aggravated assault with a bioweapon."

[itsdefinitely]

Can you please draw some Murder Paulkins (Paul 23 and Emdroid)

normal couple activities

[notfernintheslighest]

we are so back

[silver-stake-through-the-heart]

Not Dean bracing himself because he thinks Emma will tell him how he failed her (despite not having known she exists) 😭😭😭

Any monster confronting Dean would have jumped on the occasion, attacking the wound. They all do that. Alastair, Crowley, Naomi, Myriam,... to name a few. It would have been easy.

But Emma changes her approach.

[anneslovegood]

“classic literature is so boring, why do high schools never change the reading requirements for kids? how can these books still be relevant?!”

oh, honey, if you only knew the amount of teen romcoms based on classic literature

[sentientsky]

good omens fanartists, i love u most ardently. good omens fic writers, i would commit arson for you. good omens shitposters, i cherish and adore u. good omens angst meta-analyzers,,,my therapist knows your names

[alicenpai]

started reading emma by kaoru mori today and by golly. i am not a binger by any means (far from it) but i zoomed through half of the story in a day. it's literally That Good................

[blackvoidspace]

"Daemon and Rhaenyra share the blood of the dragon. They are restless and chaotic."

[cesareeborgia]

being upset about hbo’s post of emma d’arcy is justifiable but hating on olivia cooke as if she personally went on and posted the story is crazy. get a grip!!

[torantuga]

yoooo new chapt of intertwined jst came out!!!!! greeces piecew!!!!!!

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

Been a barista for about a month and a half now and I understand Emma Perkins in a whole new way because if someone ordered a plain black coffee and then tipped five whole dollars I’d probably catch some feelings too.

[4chtungb4by]

Tomothy Selleck for my drawing classssss sketchbook woohoo