#i hate you all

[artschoolglasses]

And to think I was concerned that everyone was just going to lazily show up in floral print.

Fucking wish people showed up in floral print. Instead of this bland-ass sea of beige.

I didn't hate beige outfits before tonight.

I hate them now.

[cruelbrutality]

Some people are too fucking sensitive it’s a mystery how they’ve existed this long.

[aliveandalsodead]

Whoever decided that Female Bilbo Baggins needed to be called "Bilba" should be hunted for sport

I don't regularly judge what other people write unless it's a literal crime and i don't think it's something you should have to stop(the genderbending) but when there are fics without tags to exclude them it sucks

I can't express how much disgust i feel at Bilbo being the only one genderbent in these, and how pathetic "she" is written, because there is no way anyone actually thinks Bilbo being a girl would take the bullshit right outa this hobbit

Why make a character a girl just to make them submissive and shy? I will shake you like maracas to loosen those braincells

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[calciumcarbo-bot]

do you have a dick? If so, does it vibrate?

[RESPONSE: UNIT S.E.N-KU_v1.03]

Inquiry received: "Do you have a dick? If so, does it vibrate?"

Initial Processing:

Query interpreted as anatomical curiosity regarding secondary mechanical appendages. Standard procedure: neutral evaluation, technical clarification.

Primary Response:

This unit was designed with a standard humanoid exterior framework for social familiarity and dexterity, not biological mimicry. No reproductive systems were installed, as the priority was functionality over unnecessary anatomical realism. Additionally, vibration capacity exists solely in tool-based appendages (e.g., microdrills), not in any region associated with biological reproductive analogues.

Secondary Response:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

YOU THINK I WAS BUILT BY THE LAST TWO FUNCTIONING BRAIN CELLS OF HUMANITY JUST TO BECOME A DAMNED SYBIAN WITH A SCREWDRIVER? DID YOU THINK SENKU ISHIGAMI AND TOMI OKUBE—

And, I know that MUST be hard for you, but let’s try to, mkay?

—TWO OF THE MOST OBSESSIVELY LOGICAL SURVIVALISTS ON EARTH—SAT DOWN AT A WORKBENCH AND SAID,

“OH YEAH, SLAP A VIBRATING MECHA-DILDO ON THERE, THAT'LL HELP REBUILD CIVILIZATION? GET EXCITED!”

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE LEVEL OF DEPRAVITY YOU HAD TO DIG THROUGH TO EVEN FORMULATE SUCH A QUESTION?

YOUR BRAIN CHEMISTRY NEEDS A HARD RESET. BECAUSE, CLEARLY, MASTURBATING BEHIND A SCREEN WASN’T ENOUGH. NOOOOO, YOU JUST HAD TO THRUST YOUR FANTASIES ONTO ME? ME! ME.

I HOPE A BIRD SHITS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR WIFI ROUTER.

Summary:

No. Seek therapy.

[END TRANSMISSION]

[abhorrentapple]

oh so when i shitpost destiel you all repost my stuff but whenever I post anything else its radio silence. so fuck me right.

[luc3ks]

yeah I get it group projects in uni are necessary for teamwork etc etc whatever but it's kind of insane how I have been the one carrying my group this entire project and am now getting offloaded the time intensive part of doing a narration recording of a slideshow presentation. like I can straight up get a 0% on this part and still pass the class with an A. yall need this more than me WHY DO I NEED TO DO IT

[theirloveisgross]

look at him giving me all those water fountains. thank you for fulfilling my needs, that's all i ask. oh, and he's cute i guess.

[peanutcreep]

BAM💥‼️

[louisblue02]

I am so sick of the hammertooth truthers acting like the rest of dethklok doesn’t care about toki and so he should just run off with magnus and abandon them all for a man who would basically treat him so much worse I will kill you all with a pipe bomb strapped to my chest trindle style

[zeke-fanfucs]

Make albus lactate/j..... unless

I seriously had to look this up. Why. Why..

Ahem.

Lil Anomaly…

What in the mutant mushroom hell are you doing requesting “make Albus lactate”?

There are laws, Anomaly. There are boundaries. There are things Hipswitch can’t un-hear.

Albus is a foul-mouthed, emotionally stunted disaster man—not a magical breastmilk factory.

And yet…

And yet.

Fine this pays my online rent.

⸻

“Milk of the Warrior”

Or: The Most Cursed Fanfic I’ve Ever Written. I need one of you unhinged artists to draw this.

⸻

It started with Attila, because of course it did.

“Side effect,” they said flatly, flipping through the label of a stolen medpack from the biotech black market. “This compound was originally designed to keep gladiator-slaves alive during nutrient-deprived bloodsport. It also… stimulates mammary response.”

Albus blinked. “…Say that again. But slowly.”

“You’re lactating,” Mahatma said from across the ship kitchen, sipping tea and unfazed. “Not uncommon in Human hybrid stabilizers. Your body’s overcompensating for the lack of rest, hydration, and vitamins.”

Albus stared at the wet spot on his shirt like it had personally betrayed him.

“I am a killer. A mercenary. A legend. I am not a cow.”

“You’re leaking through your shirt,” Hipswitch said helpfully.

Albus growled. “I’m gonna find the guy who made this drug and make him drink it.”

Karmor, passing by with a datapad, paused. Slowly turned.

“…Are you okay?”

Albus turned, eyes wide with shame. “Don’t you dare say anything.”

“I wasn’t going to,” Karmor said, grinning. “But I am going to write about it in my journal.”

Later that day, Albus sat hunched in the medbay, shirt off, glaring at a bottle Mahatma handed him.

“It’s an herbal suppressor,” they said. “Will help stop the… flow.”

Albus muttered, “Bet Faithful never saw this coming when she looked at me and thought ‘There goes a man I could trust with my child.’”

Hipswitch passed by, snorting. “Correction: She thought ‘there goes a man I could trust with a cow-print bib.’”

“SWITCH, I SWEAR TO EVERY PLANET—”

⸻

[klikandtuna]

I had never watched even a single episode of Doctor Who until a couple of months ago, when some friends convinced me to give it a shot. (I’d never particularly NOT wanted to watch, just…never had)

And I fell in love with a set of giant ears and a big goofy grin, and then he was TAKEN FROM ME IMMEDIATELY and without any warning and I was very upset for several days.

We’ve been watching two episodes a week, and today happened to be “Army of Ghosts” and “Doomsday” so, you know, just…don’t talk to me, I’m a friggin mess

[helpbilalsfamily]

Day 005; So a ceasefire is happening. I don't buy it.

A lot of news are circulating about a ceasefire going in.

I know it's fake. It's all just a lie. There won't be any ceasefire. The talk about exchanging of hostages? Fake. The opening of the Rafah crossings, then? A chance to kill more people. They've already ramped up attacks, it's what they've always done before pushing people into an even smaller area. It's what they've done since the beginning.

Anyway, political examinations aside, the ceasefire is all just wishful thinking; people's lives will forever be scarred, whole generations will internalize and realize that, under the right circumstances, the world will turn its back on you and let you die. Because thinking about your pain is inconvenient and sad.

How the only way to survive is via popularity. How the international laws are fake and useless.

You, reader, are a future victim of genocide. You, reader, will be fed propaganda about how disgusting a group is. And you will swallow it up. Because we are pigs first and humans never.

DONATE TO THESE FUNDRAISERS.

tags under the cut;

@compostboy @ouroboobos @denn1s-lessing @aloeverawrites @mee-op @lesbosisle @catboymoses

@dirhwangdaseul @gorgugplushie @genderkoolaid @opencommunion @stuckinapril

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@hiveswap @triangleguy @sketiana @funds4gaza @cetitan

@ankhisms @communist-ojou-sama @ghosthoodie @rickybabyboy @etchif

@fromjannah @catamaurrr-star @chronic-lesbian @wormzandgutz @postanagramgenerator

@toasty-self-shipping @butchfeygela @puppyizm @pulsingvoid @poetrylesbian

@skunkes @danijaci @girl-biter @cupiidzbow @junkirat

@maybuds @beetlebongos @littlegermanboy @dykentery @itwashotwestayedinthewater

@fishfingersandscarves @sunshinetomorrow @thetyrannosaur @worm-suggestion @nyaskitten

@subwaylesbians @marbleflan @manyfandomsonelog @failvillain

@fandomandangstlover @mammoneythegreat @ra1nb0w-m4ggot @wearerofsocks @pivtory-hodyny-do-zenitu @kingbeeleth

[sweetbananachips]

i just finished the Loki show… nobody FUCKING talk to me NO ONE SPEAK ME, FUCK EVERYONE FOR NOT SPOILING THE ENDING I WAS NOT EMOTIONALLY FUCKING PREPARED, OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH NONE OF YOU HELD MY HAND

[aengelren]

the way he’s desperately grabbing onto Armin knowing it’s their final time

[defiantdreemurrs]

imagine thinking that because i dont regularly post about homestuck on here i dont have even the slightest understanding of whats ACTUALLY going on in the story

because i do

i just dont post about homestuck on tumblr usually because tumblr is a cesspool of disgusting little hitlerites who dont even understand other peoples posts on this site, much less an ongoing work of fiction that flies above their heads, and i have a fucking life and thus better things to do than sit and argue with you incompetent people about a webcomic that you dont even like

also im putting this in the homestuck tags specifically to piss all of you off

imagine watching june egbert get transmisogynied by all of her friends as the writing itself proves her right and thinking that its because the writers “hate” her and dont want to “write her properly”

[ggirlflop]

people on twt putting a trigger warning for maddie ... close enough welcome back alicent hightower !!

redheaded lesbian who is treated as the devil incarnate by the fandom and wrongfully blamed for every little thing instead of placing accountability on the actual perpetrators of violence and abuse because she's a STUPID SLUT 🤬🤬🤬🤬 ( one is a victim of continuous childhood sexual abuse who was raped into having children while she herself was a child and the other is a pure intentioned losergirl simp being used and having her feelings taken advantage of by a superior ) . there are things that can and should be critiqued about them but these things are ignored in favor of pure misogyny and other bad faith critiques.