#i hate this dumb birb

[ameliaenya707]

okay, okay, so what if keigos darling had tried to kill him while he was asleep.. Like he awoke to her standing over him with an angry face and a knife held up, just ready to plow that shit into him, but his keen instincts and all woke up up in time to catch her before she inflicted any pain. I'd like this in a short fic format, but anything that's easy is fine!!

Omg yes of course!!! I lowkey loveee writing darling hating this man's guts and wanting to kill him so you've made my heart happy nonnie 💗

Keigo felt this weird feeling as he slept. As If there was a weight on his chest, a cold shroud over him. His eyes fluttered open to see what could have been disturbing his rest. He hoped it wasn't messing with your sleep either. You were more irate during the day if your sleep was interrupted. Then again you always seemed to be irritated but he was working on training that out of you. He groaned as he reluctantly opened his eyes, your face flashing in front of him. The moonlight gleamed against the sharp kitchen knife you were holding in your hand. His hand shot up to grab your wrist, his other yanking the knife from your hand and letting it fall to the floor with a clank.

"What do you think you're doing," he watched as horror flickered across your face and he scoffed. Yanking you back into bed and holding you down beneath him. He glanced down at the floor, chuckling when he saw the knife you'd picked as your weapon of choice.

"I-" he laughed in your face as you struggled to get words out, tears already brimming your eyes and wetting your lashes as your bottom lip quivered.

"You were going to try and kill me with that?! God your fucking stupid, you couldn't even do any damage with that. Fuck, let me spell it out for you. Say you did stab me, I would've woken up regardless and that's not a one-and-done knife idiot, how far would you have gotten anyway? Did you even think about that?"

He sighed, brushing away the tears that fell from your eyes. Such an incompetent little thing. Stubborn and difficult but fell apart at the slightest snag. His hand moved roughly to grip your chin, making you look at him.

"I'm going to let it go this time. You're not in the right mind space right now for a punishment. But if you ever try to fucking kill me again, I will make the next few months a living fucking hell for you, I will break your arms so you won't even be able to pick up a knife like this again. Do you understand me?"

He watched as you nodded weakly, choking out sobs. He thought you were over this little rebellious phase but he hadn't squashed it like he thought he had. Didn't you realize you were just making things more difficult for yourself? He didn't enjoy calling you stupid but he had to state the facts.

He sighed, his hand cupping your cheek as he moved off of you, making you lay on your side facing him and he cooed over you.

"Don't cry, pretty girl. You're okay, just breathe for me, yeah?"

[risibledeer]

joel being a Disney princess

look everybody my art is arting properly again! also pls send me any asks as i'm awfully bored lol

[oddtripps]

I want a shiny male oricorio man wtf :(

[sol-consort]

I like to headcanon that the humanity we see in ME is a humanity who worked their shit out mostly, solved most of our internal issues, and is actively trying to improve and wants to see the other species improve too. Humanity isn’t perfect of course, but we know that (which is arguably one of our strengths, knowing full well we ain’t shit, but that’s another discussion). Because of that I think humans caused a social shift in the non-humans at some point, especially within the council races ESPECIALLY in turian society.

At first the reaction is “nosy humans, mind your business” but after a while I can see some of the aliens realize that “dammit, the humans are right.” Humans are the youngest species but we have lived many lives, we know their struggles, we know their problems by heart, because we lived them too, and we don’t want to see what happened to us happen to the rest of the galaxy.

More turians start asking why it is they’re forced to serve in the military, asari start to unpack their superiority complex they didn’t know they had, salarians start to realize the long term consequences of their short term solutions. Maybe EVERYONE starts to really question why there only three/four councilors and why exactly no one else is allowed in their special club. And the humans in the background watching and cheering because YES BESTIE, START ASKING QUESTIONS!

Humans are easily misunderstood and casted aside Because of how young of a species we are. I mean we've only started recording history what 2000 years ago? That's two Asari generations.

But they forget how much we have fucked around and found out during these 2000 years. All the dumb decisions we have made, all the wars we started, all the near world endings we've evaded by a coin toss.

It never was a matter of if we accidentally lead the homosapiens to extinction, it was always a matter of when.

All the inventions that had the slightest possibility of unleashing a flesh eating bacteria or setting the atmosphere on fire were proceeded nonetheless. All the times we flew too close to the sun with no regard to the wax scorching our skin.

But. We. Persist. Like an annoying roach, we are invasive and can't help but poke our noses where we don't belong just because we are hardwired to be problem solvers. And if there are no problems left? We create some just to solve it!

We easily spot the faults in turian society because we have been through it! We have records of Rome and their great empire which crumbled beneath its own weight, we have records of military centric societies losing sight of their purposes and turning against their own civilians.

We have been through it, and it sucks and we hate it, and we wish they'd just listen to us.

Don't even get me started on the asari and how their superiority complex blinds them so much that they actually rationalised SLAVERY. Humanity's biggest shame and regret. Not only did they enslave the vorcha who can't argue with a proper case against the asari because of their limited 20 years lifespan, but they've reached the level of capitalism hell that they started selling people to work of their debts. Making excuses as if not debriving them of basic respect, food and shelter justifies trading an actual living person's soul to the highest company bidder akin to stock at a sheep market.

Their entire justice system is built on lawyers taking advantage of loopholes, birbes and blackmail. They're living the dystopian cautionary tales every human was told and selling it as the most glamourise life of the advanced civilisation that the rest of the galaxy should all strive for.

Not to mention how their government activity ereased the prothean's interference in their early stages and rewrote history for it to be some asari goddess just to sell their propaganda more that they are born inherently better than the other races whilst also NEEDING us for a diverse genetic sequences in reproduction. Shaming for being lesser than them whilst using us to make more asari.

Or the salarians who narrowed the purpose of existence to birth work then death, who against all the braincells they manged to hoard failed to see how they were so concered with getting as much productiveness out of their short lives that they actually forgot to live the said lives.

The hanar who focused too much on spirituality and left no room for the mortal flaw to exist. Who isolated themselves in feverish reverence to worship their stone statues of past dead species while pretending a world outside isn't being built and almost within reach of the same capabilities of their so proclaimed gods. Who deemed others too ignorant or rude to deal with, who's only interaction with others are to educate their barbarian ways and show them the true meaning of life that they decided without consulting any other race.

IT'S A FUCKING CIRCUS SHOW.

HISTORY IS A FLAT FUCKING CIRCLE.

A PARADE OF HUMANITY'S MOST HORRIFIC DYSTOPIAS MASQUERADING AS THE PRIMA DONNA OF EDENS.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Aliens are in fact just like us.

Because they are rolling in the same mud puddles as us.

The shitstorm just happened to reach us before we could reach the stars.

While they're still flinging mudballs onto each other's faces and calling us the apes.

Having run out of my cynical juice tho, I think we at least will get the chance to play heros in this scenario.

Welcome any alien who decided to diverge from the norm of their society standards amidst our ranks and into our homes. Encouraging our turian friends to have dreams and hopes outside of war and country service, allowing our asari friends to be flawed mortals and calling them out on their mistakes without antagonising them, showing salarians how beautifully love is and there is more to marriage or starting a family than simple reproduction values.

It is funny how Korgans are essentially the least flawed and most civilised in comparison to the rest of the galaxy who shunned them for being savages.

I hope our invasive nature infects them, our songs about dreams and passion to move them, our continous persistent that they deserve so much more, that life could be so much better, that the world is bigger than their government lead them to believe would get them to glance outside their aluminium glided cages and wonder if apes were onto something.

[thebananaiscold]

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!

NUMBER ONE: WEIRDO 1 (Witch Edition)

. Lives alone in the woods and has severe trust issues

. Cute n spooky

. Knows all your secrets and your mom’s secrets too.

. Will lick you if threatened …. Or bite

. Will cast a spell on you if you piss her off …… or on your pet fish…. either way someone will pay

. HATES the British dead guy, steals his cane sometimes and got him uninvited to Bingo

. makes potions cause she’s cool and magical 😎

NUMBER TWO: WEIRDO 2 (Clown Edition)

. Banned from entering every school, but not for the reason most people get banned from schools

. Kills kids because taller people scare him

. Likes to bite people

. Goth clown weirdo

. Smells like a dirty candy bar

. Likes his personal space

. Likes your personal space

NUMBER THREE: GAY BIRB

.looks like a birb

. gay

. dating a dead bitch with stitches

. very kawaii

. Kinda dumb

. A lot of dumb actually

. Forgot to wear pants once

NUMBER FOUR: RANDOM DEAD GUY

. is dead

. is gay, blue, dead, and has stitches

. Dating the dumb birb

. he smokes to forget, but he always remembers

. single-handedly keeping all the tobacco companies in business

. His lungs and kidneys are completely fucking shot

. Would die if he wasn’t already dead

NUMBER FIVE: ANOTHER RANDOM DEAD GUY THAT SOMEHOW LOOKS EVEN MORE DEAD THAN THE OTHER ONE (BRITISH EDITION)

. Doesn’t remember shit

.he always comes back….not on purpose though, bitch doesn’t know where he is half the time

. Fucks hard with Tapioca pudding

. the kids steal his dementia pills because it’s funny

. thinks he’s hot as fuck and his accent makes him better than you

. likes to tell everyone stories of his time and how much better things were and how much better he is

. Homophobic but is also manifesting the homosexuality ✨

Yes, this is technically a shitpost…… but ya know what? The creeps are in it so….. I didn’t lie about the creep content coming first!

[black-rose-writings]

One post so that I don't have to spam yall about the new war

Look at this cinematic shit.

Fucking be-not-afraid moment from evil birb man.

Cool Grineer is cool.

I hate the faces in this game. Just give me back my faceless warframe, pls.

Dang, Corpus kid is doing good.

Tihi plot is happening.

Evil birb man will not stop me from saving space mom.

Evil faun man can, though, apparently.

Also, why did you stab me, that's so mean.

The logo is unpside down oh no.

Oh no, evil faun man has a cult.

Oh no, what did they do to my Mag.

Oh, look, it's little grown-up me and sad broken mom. And look, Ordis is a little drone, that's so cute.

While I was making myself more tea, I gave myself a similar high braid that my operator has. No reason for sharing that besides "haha, look, same hair".

Also, as always, Warframe has banger soundtrack. Evil "We all lift together" with gospel twist. Fucking brilliant.

Oh, look we get to skate with a human.

Operator (I mean, Drifter) as squishy as ever I see. Wo-hoo for stealthing I guess.

I didn't realize until now that my clan still has the fucking Janus key copypasta as our greet text. Thanks bro.

Dang, I hate taking elevators, I want my no-fall-damage Warframe back, pls.

Who the fuck is this shadow and why are they helping me? Oh, Stalker. And Hunhow.

Oh, look, evil warframes.

We're doing parkour with a squishy little human without a double jump. Sure, why not.

Homework - cue school flashback. Fucking brilliant.

I'll admit, I like having the Stalker on my side.

Oh, look, mom has her face back. And more flashbacks.

I should probably go to bed. Or I can make another tea and finish this stuff.

Timeline fuckery, hell yeah. See, this is what happens when you make deals with an eldritch god. I said, way before the timeline fuckery scene.

First thing I need to do after getting my shit back - pet the kitty. Kitty needs to be petted. It is the law.

Also, I'm still giggling at the Corrupted Vor monologue/copypasta in our greet text. Vor knows nothing.

Mimics posing as Ayatans. And my dumb magpie brain fucking almost fell for it. I am in fact an idiot.

Have I mentioned Sentient ships are freaky as fuck. Because they are.

And now my game glitched and I have to fight through the big evil sun eating ship all over again. No, it didn't glitch, this part of the game is just retarded like that. You die, you do this shit all over again. and you have to do a two minute archwing flight on top of that. Or no? Is this supposed to happen? WTF.

Space mom is back. And we see evil god.

Space mom has freckles on her shoulder.

Let's redo This is What You are, but the other way around.

[casp1an-sea]

Digits “CT-7048”

(oh so this one let’s me put pictures side by side? It’s only a glitch on rose? Well that’s dumb 😒)

(Still kinda like the og drawing better 😥)

BACK TO CLONE MASTER POST

Birth Year: 32 BBY

Age at beginning: like 20ish (enhanced again)

Species: Clone (Reg)

Gender: Male, He/him

Height: 6’0”

Occupation: Technician

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Personality: Digits is very analytical and blunt. He’s extremely serious and never really relaxes. He sees his job as strictly a Job and does not try to bond with the squad so the squad will force things on him like giving him a name or painting his armor. He got the name digits because of his insistance to use his CT number. He acts like he hates it but he doesn’t. He rarely ever smiles but he secretly cares a lot and just doesn’t want to get attached incase someone doesn’t make it. 

Appearance: Digits has a slightly grown out version of the regulation haircut and a small scar on his top lip. He kept his Armor the regulation design however the rest of his squad painted it for him in the middle of the night. One shoulder pad is painted as well as one arm band on the opposite arm. His name is written on the left side of the chest and there is a large X going across his chest plate. The right leg is painted and the left leg has his CT number on the side. His helmet has a painted antenna, a diagonal line across, half of the face painted from the diagonal line, and two stripes on the right side. His Kamas will later be painted with his CT-number on the left and a mural of his squad hand painted by Kev on the right. (Ik this is the most detailed but it was the only design I actually drew 😂)

Tada

Weapons: Typical clone weapons idk I’m lazy

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Backstory: Digits was part of a pretty laxed squad; he was the only one who was really keeping the group together but they didn’t take him seriously and didn’t get along. On their first mission they messed up REALLY bad. More than half the squad died and those who survived were reprimanded and sent back to basic training. Digits was put with Kev’s group. Kev is the only one who knows why. Digit’s squad have specifically been assigned to Zac and Sunni sense the two padwans have no master.

At some point during the war Digit’s chip malfunctions similar to Tup and it results in him murdering Rose. Not knowing it was the chip that caused it he was branded as a traitor and arrested. While in prison he mysteriously disappeared and did not resurface again until after Order 66 where he was working for the empire. —————————————————————————

Art by @hermitmoss

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@krenenbaker @elenauaurs @the-banana-0verlord @edith-is-a-cat @dove-da-birb

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@dragonflies-draw-flame @sunshinechildskywalker

[superkitty4789]

Here we go with another list! This time it's....

Top 10 Metroid Characters + Honorable mentions

Spoilers ahead, be warned

 

Honororable mentions: Kraid, 6 bounty hunters from Prime Hunters 

Kraid. Fat fuck. Love him. I don't know a lot about him, but he looks cool

The other hunters from Prime Hunters also look cool. Plus, they're each unique with their own things going on. They are all amazing but missed the cut.

10 Gray Voice 

My least favorite of the chozo parents of Samus. I've never read the comics, so I'm going off little info, but he looks cool and helped raise Samus. The chozo are cool in general, so it boosts him up to 10th. Congrats, Gray Voice

9 Quiet Robe

A chozo I actually know about! I love Quiet Robe's story, and I kinda wished he had lived. One of my biggest wants for the metroid series growing up was for Samus to find loving chozo, so I was sad when he died. But! He's still a good character, and he earns his spot on my list

8 Ghor

Very cool character! I love that he's essentially a gentle giant until he gets corrupted. I wonder what could've been if he hadn't. He is an epic robot dude who deserved better... but at least his fight was cool.

7 Old Bird Old grandfather birb! Yes! Love him. Potentially , the only reason he isn't higher is because I don't know much about him. But I love the Grandfather birb

6 Ridley

I hate that he's so low...but the other 5 are just so awesome to me. Well, there's a lot about Ridley I like. He's one of my favorite Nintendo villains for his viciousness and cruelty. He doesn't shy away from murder and that's kind of a suprise for a Nintendo villain. He's ruthless and heartless and the cunning God of death, and he's epic. He's the perfect arch-enemyfor Samus, as she's pretty mature for a Nintendo character, too. I kinda headlining that he looks forward to fighting Samus because he views her as a worthy adversary...obe he'd like to kill, of course,but worthy all the same. Overall, Ridley is a great villain

5 U-Mos 

OK, this is kind of embarrassing. Part of the reason I like him so much is because, as a dumb preteen, I had a self insert where I was from Samus's planet and got adopted by the luminoth instead of the chozo. It was very dumb and very cringe, but it made me really like U-Mos because I made him my OC's adopted father. Even without all that, though, I think he's a solid character who serves his role to help tell an amazing story. Plus... he's the guardian of the defenseless and sleeping luminoth, and I think that's great!

4 Raven Beak

I did not see an evil chozo coming, so he took me by suprise....but that said, it was a good one. I kinda just expected all chozo to be good, but it makes sense that that's not the case. Every sentient species probably has at least one bad apple. I love that he wears armor and his boss fight. Also, it's amazing that he's like Samus's evil adoptive dad. He's great. Love him. I hope he comes back like Ridley keeps doing.

3 Samus

Ugh, it hurts to put her so low. It physically pains me... but it must be done. I remember the day I found out Samus was a girl. I was playing Brawl with my older brother, and she used he final smash. I was taken aback. A girl wearing armor and being badass!? Nowadays, it's silly to think that buy it was mindblowing back then. She's epic and so freaking badass! She's so strong-willed, and I love that she represents strong women so well (Ignoring Other M. It isn't Canon in my mind) I love Samus. she's one of my favorite protagonists in all of gaming for how epic she is.

2 Dark Samus

She's so cool! Side note her theme is my favorite metroid song. From the very moment we see her secret ending in Prime 1 to her last moment inPrime 3, Dark Samus is amazing. She's such a good antagonist who just wants to absorb phazon until Samus pisses her off. I love that it makes sense how she keeps coming back and her fights are my favorite part about Prime 2 and my second favorite part about Prime 3. Absolute icon.

1 Rundas

Ughhhh. I wish so bad that he didn't die! He was so coooool! (Pun not intended) His ice powers were a marvel to watch, and his personality had me at the edge of my seat! I wanted so badly for Samus to save him and her owing him one to be resolved! I wanted so badly for him to help take on Dark Samus with Samus. But that didn't happen. At least his boss fight was cool, and he got some screentime to show me how amazing he was. Some people might not like how high i put him,but Rundas will probably always be my favorite Metroid character.

Tier List time!

C: Kraid, Kanden, Trace, Noxus, Spire, Weavil, Sylux

B: Gray Voice, Quiet Robe, Ghor

A: Old Bird, Ridley, U-Mos, Raven Beak

S: Samus, Dark Samus, Rundas

[toournextadventure]

bro yoko being birbs bsf is absolutely everything to me, like the fact that yoko has been there for a long time (cuz yk vampires) and birbs also been there for a while(I forgot how long 😭🤞) but them being besties is just 🤌 but like ALSO yoko, davina, and birb, yk bianca is just there to make sure they don't accidentally kill themselfs #welovethemomofthegroup

They're BESTIES your honor, it's what we DESERVE 😭

But listen, Bianca hates those bitches so much, she just wants a BREAK. She swears she loses, like, 5 years of her life every time one of the three of them even so much as LOOKS in her direction because she KNOWS they're gonna tell her something so ridiculously dumb

"Hey Bianca, wanna-" "-Absolutely not" "You're such a buzzkill"

And she just gets so annoyed because

"Why can't you ask your own girlfriends keep you out of jail?" "Because they're scary" "And they don't get us McDonald's on the way back home" "I hate all three of you"

[f1-disaster-bi]

I must have missed what chaos au is all about. Your snippets sounds amazing but unsure what’s going on. Or is that the point 😂

Chaos au my beloved gremlin brean child 😂 I think I originally posted it very late at night or very early in the morng so I'm not suprised people didn't catch it!

But I am happy to ramble about it! There is two parts to this au, the original story that popped into my head and the second that came from me and @f1-birb being left to our devices adfjas

It is an A/B/O au

Part one:

this is set during Seb and Fernando fighting for the championship in 2012. Everyone thinks they're fighting and hating each other because of the championship, but really, it's for a different reason.

Early in this au, all racers are required to sign a document stating they will not share their secondary status (A/B/0) and that they must take blockers, especially Omegas, at all times. This is to 'protect' the drivers but also because motorspots is still clinging to old traditionalist views and don't want people know they have omega drivers.

This is important because Fernando and Seb know the other is an omega, and they're both fighting over an alpha....or so they think. They're both flirting with Jenson because they can vaguely smell an alpha scent on him so they assume he is an alpha. He is not, but they don't figure that out for weeks and continue flirting and hitting him on an oblivious Jenson who thinks they're being friendly.

This is why it got the nickname chaos au because Fernando and Seb are chaotic and dumb.

Part two:

This is set years head, Fernando and Sebastian have settled with their own partners and because of a traumatic incident that happened to Jenson, Seb and Fernando, the blockers and designations rules have been banned and motorsports has become progressive.

Or so they think.....and this is where we have some Lando angst which relates to the snippet Birb wrote.

This part of the au came from me joking that the younger drivers would have a bet about who Fernando is dating because he's not mated, but they know he is seeing someone but an't figure out who (except for Lando who caught them when he was an intern for McLaren and he uses this to win the bet)

They also have a bet about if Lando is seeing someone which ends up not mattering because angst outs him and Mick, but we also have a war in the older drivers trying to give them shovel talks but the minute Seb tries to give Lando a shovel talk, Fernando is in his way because 'thats my boy, leave him'

[minusgangtime]

https://www.tumblr.com/minusgangtime/757994410576429056/httpswwwtumblrcomminusgangtime75799077773975?source=share

Well Nix likely arrives for a brief period

See the idea is that MB gets really really mad at his family to the point where Nix likely appears (since they don't trust/like Shelby after they witnessed Vibin Luke violating her and the way she treated him)

Minus Dearest helps out by selling Nix back inside MB (he's a good guy trust me) alongside OG Mean

Yeeeeah Vibin Luke is pretty mad at the relatives for not giving Shelby a 2nd chance (he saw her attempt note and knows her attempt)

So he now sees her as:

A poor tragic girl who just wants to help her family out and isn't a spawn of Satan who just made a dumb mistake but sorta understands why she hated him initially

But no joke:It and Vibin Luke would most certainly would've been BFFS if Vibin Luke was in his angry phase :)

But Shelby runs away or something so this part is a giant mess for everyone:(

Mislay suffers alot in this part but trust me there are lots of apologies in this chapter

Also demonstrates how different the Dearests are from Vibin Dearest

(I have few more facts about Nix-)

(It can grow huge, depending on how enraged MB is and become his height when it's calm- It can only speak in birb noises and growls and MB can translate for some reason)

(Oh, and MB's feathers will become dim and he'll be a little weak and tired-)

[cloudcountry]

ASHI!!!! THANK YOU FOR THE TAG ^^ !!!!! ugh there's are so many characters that i hold very close to my heart but.....

number one is ofc azul ashengrotto. hes been w me since 2021. its almost been three years of me adoring him :(( hes truly touched my heart and i cannot state how much i adore him. i want him to be happy, i want him to smile and i want him to be able to feel powerful even when it seems like nothing is going his way. i want him to have faith in himself as he is, without his "assets." i just want him to feel comfortable being azul.

leviathan from obey me was my first ever obey me crush. i remember watching the anime and when the ending came on i saw him and WOEJIWOHEDWIUESFGJEKSFK i thought he was GORGEOUS. this was before i played the game btw. honestly i think i met levi in 2021 too!! he makes me so happy because hes so unapologetic about his interests and i WISH he knew how amazing he was. sewing? his knowledge of ruri and marine life?? how hes so considerate of his brothers??? i lvoe him.

satan from obey me snagged my heart about six months after levi and i think thats because he would truly understand how i feel about so many things. we would get each other. hes so mecore tbh !! liek we're the same person and loving him makes me feel like i too could be loved not just despite my anger and resentment, but because of it.

then theres isaac from ikevamp HE GETS ME THROUGHMY SCIENCE LABS IM NOT KIDDING every time i get sleepy or start hating my work im like !!! isaac !!! AND SUDDENLY EVERYRTHING IS BETTER I ADORE HIM. hes so sweet and i lvoe hos good he is with children and how he gives them opportunities they wouldnt have otherwise :(((

LAST BUT NOT LEAST ZERO MY BELOVED. hes so kind and strong, hes such a hard worker and everything he does is to make sure alice is safe and to solidify his place in teh red army. some people are bitches and dont care to acknowledge what hes done but AAAAAAAAA HES AMAZING ASJDHASJDHAJSSHGDAJSHGDAJSHGDJASHGDJASHGDJAHG

tagging @xxoomiii @hisui-dreamer @dove-da-birb @names-are-dumb @wordycheeseblob @eynnwwyjth @overly-niche-twst @vioisgoinginsane @vivislosingitagain + anyone else that wants to join!!

5 Comfort Characters, 5 Tags

Thanks for the tag @mako-neexu, this seems pretty fun.

Kim Dokja from Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint (orv)

Bedivere from fgo

Watanuki Kimihiro from XxxHolic

Romani Archaman also from fgo (i cry thinking of this man)

Xiao from Genshin Impact

Honorable Mentions (bc they deserve it): Oberon Vortigern, Dimitri fire emblem, Scaramouche/Wanderer, Xie Lian tgcf.

Tags: @loomss, @chaoticending, @torrentialslide, @lee-hakhyun, @thevoidofshitposts. Of course, it's completely optional, and anyone interested can participate.

[birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo]

still haven't drawn anything new.......so here's something old!!

this was sort of how i imagined nie mingjue when i read mdzs before watching the donghua or cql!! i was WAY off lmaooo, but i do still kinda like this piece!!! it also looks distressingly similar to my early scribbles of feng xin from tgcf bc Birb Has A Type 😅

[autisticmidna]

Twilight princess but midna keeps the bird thingy she adopts takes the reigns of in lake hylia. They r friends. Link finally gets to the twilight realm again and she's just chilling with her birb and link it still just I cant believe you kept that thing and she's just excuse me that's my CHILD

[the-teddy-bear-butch]

Hey I have nothing better to do, here’s some fic recs for y’all!!

If you have followed me for any amount of time you know which one I’m about to lose my mind over—

Bloodletting by agentgenevra / @agentgenevra

Nancy is a vampire hunter… And also a vampire. Robin is a vampire. The plot of this fic is SO incredibly woven, I am NOT kidding guys. Every character has their place, and everything connects in just the coolest way. I’m literally obsessed. The slow burn dynamic between Robin and Nancy is incredible and full of tension as well! I am feral about this fic.

dancing in the moonlight by summersociety

Nancy is a monster hunter and Robin is a werewolf. This fic is the PERFECT mix of wacky and serious and I adore it for that. The tension is incredible, I would kill for the side characters, the internal struggle for Robin is so well written! The way this author writes for the werewolf in a different way is such a cool creative choice. This fic will have you crying over “aroo.” Just saying.

a never ending story by summersociety

Robin and Nancy play D&D and their in game romance definitely has nothing to do with Nancy having a big fat crush on Robin. Their dynamic in game and out of game is just so lovely and we love a little comphet Wheeler. Plus!!! This author just has some very poetic writing and I adore it

Raise Dead by EskaWrites / @eskawrites

Robin died in the Upside-Down. Nancy is grieving, but the kids are scheming. One (1) fic has brought actual tears to my eyes. I don’t usually cry over media but this one will pull at the heart strings. Go in knowing that this fic will devastate you, but it will fix you afterwards. I found myself holding my breath through some of the more intense portions, and the way this writer describes Nancy’s grief and uses symbolism just broke my heart.

you’re the reason that i’m hanging on by EskaWrites / @eskawrites

Robin gets Vecna’d. INCREDIBLE angst, I don’t want to say too much and spoil it, but the dynamics are wonderful and the ending is fantastic.

choke up (on my bat and on your heart) by gfbuckleyxwheeler / @werewolfxwheeler

As a bitch who didn’t think I’d be into sports aus, this fic!!! Ronance are on a softball team and they have a wonderful hate/love relationship and I adore it!! And Max and Chrissy are both lovely in this au <333 Em also has a wonderful blog here, please check them out!

feels like I’ve been gettin’ anointed (ever since the day that I met you) by khalasaar / @sapphicriley

Catholic school au with the partner project trope PLEASE. This one is spicy. The writing is incredible, the tension is fantastic, and also I think you can tell she writes/reads poetry in her writing, which I happen to think is cool as shit. Inappropriate use of religious imagery my beloved <333 Did I mention tension—

put me in the movies (on a king sized silver screen) by khalasaar / @sapphicriley

Robin works at a drive in theatre and Nancy keeps visiting her because she’s a dumb lesbian. This is one of my favorite fluffy, sweet stories, oh my god. They are so!!! I want to squeeze them. Their dynamic and their banter and Nancy being So Totally Smooth is the best. I need to reread this one

Handle With Care by ElFandomBirb / @el-fandom-birb

Centering around Robin thinking about love and her Handle with Care patch. Oh. My. God. The types of love actually killed me, this fic is so soft and so sweet. Repetition as a plot device!!! Seriously one of my favorite one shots. Also another great Ronance blog

400 Bones [series] by DearApparition / @anxiouswerewolf

You want to read some of the most delicious angst out there? Here you go. Ronance is messy and angsty but they’re there for each other and I could easily cry about any of the fics in this series

here and wherever you are by penguinwritesbooks

The Half Of It au. Steve recruits Robin to write love letters to Nancy. One of my favorite movies and my favorite ship lovingly rolled into one. Everything feels very true to the characters and the dynamics without being a scene by scene retelling!! There’s a Steddie sequel if that’s your thing

[ketchupisdope]

Russel: So how’d he die anyway?

Murdoc: Oh I got really drunk and accidentally cooked him.

Russel:

murdoc swears he hasn’t been crying for three hours straight