#i hate scorpios so much (i literally love them i'm a taurus)
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beanghostprincess ยท 1 year ago
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HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
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he's not lost (he probably is, tho) but now you have seen him ๐Ÿ’š
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harmoonix ยท 1 year ago
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๐Ÿ‘‘ E M P I R E ๐Ÿ‘‘
โ€ข Astrology Observations โ€ข
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๐Ÿ‘‘ - "I'm too classy for this world, forever I'm that girl" - Leo/Capricorn/Libra and Scorpio placements
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Leo in your birth chart rules over where you are the most devoted/loyal/passionate about
Leo in the 4th house = your family
Leo in your 7th house = your relationships
Leo in your 10th house = your career
Leo in your 1st house = yourself
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Fire Venus - Fire Moon is such a hot combo to have your birth chart, so passionate and so intense. You may have this "fierce" presence in others people's lives
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Fire Venus - Air Moon is another great combo because it shows interest in everything they do. Also natives with such combos are great at flirting and talking dirty
๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ - Water Venus - Earth Moon is a very powerful combo to have in your birth chart because it shows you have strong desires in life and ambition to achieve them
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๐Ÿ‘‘ - Cancer Placements hate being rude/mean towards others so they try their best to be the nicest as possible with everyone.
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Eros/Psyche in Libra/Taurus/Pisces/Sagittarius are so sensual. Literally they can be so romantic and full of love. They tend to be an hopeless romantic most times tho (Eros 433 - Psyche - 16)
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Psyche in the 2nd house/Psyche in Taurus > Their worth > everything else. People with these placements value themselves a lot and they have all the rights to do that
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Ascendant - Sun aspects > Their aura is insane, they radiate "celebrity" vibes. They legit light the room when they come in
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Jupiter/Neptune in 12th house > Guardian Angels, they are so protected and so gifted with spirituality, knowledge and wisdom.
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๐Ÿ‘‘ - Asteroid Lucifer [1930] in Air Signs can be so attracted to music, literally angels of music stereotype. Music can help them and make them better in the same way
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Ascendant - Mercury aspects have a nice voice (all aspects applying) they're voice either might be the cutest either the most different voice you ever heard
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Moon in the 9th house and their expanding nature > These people are growing so much and learn from every experience, also their love for belfies/traditions/cultures is everything
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Gemini in the 5th house/Mercury in the 5th are the type or people you like at the first sight, they are so inteligent so easily attract people
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๐Ÿ‘‘ - Sagittarius Venus/Venus in the 9th house mystery is underrated > These placements can often give the vibe they are from another planet, they're so smart and charismatic especially since Jupiter helps them a lot. You're so luckyyy
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Venus in Aquarius Degrees (11ยฐ, 23ยฐ) can be known for their beauty in online/medial/socials these are also fame degrees
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Lilith (h12) opposite Sun > I have only word to describe them and that is W I L D, with them you literally can do the craziest things ever (I say this from experience ๐Ÿ˜ญโœ‹๐Ÿผ) Oh also they are hot AF
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Venus and Jupiter aspects make a person to be so likeable by others, especially because of their vibe and personality
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Mars in Aries/Mars in the 1st house > Damn is so hot in here โœ‹๐Ÿผ, Mars is at home in this sign ๐Ÿ˜, breaking bed sessions be so intense
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๐Ÿ‘‘ - People who lack water placements/water Element in their chart tend to say that they're emotional and more sensitive which is right but make sure to check your draconic/sidereal chart because they are the chart of your soul
๐Ÿ‘‘ - If you have Pluto/Saturn/Mars in your 4th house, you can quite feel some intensity between your family members, sometimes chaos, sometimes an overwhelming feeling
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Neptune trine/sextile/conjunct Moon is so serene, they're very peaceful and have this pure energy around them like you can feel so attached to them and so safe
๐Ÿ‘‘ - I have my Moon conjunct my south node and honestly I often find myself thinking/looking over the past and how much the past changed me, honestly these aspects make you think in the past sometimes or just to get lost in memories
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Chiron in Aries/Chiron in the 1st house > They can be a bit shy when it comes to their appearance and they will do everything to not get in people's eyes and to get attention, but you are so so so pretty is shame you dont want to attract people
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Moon in the 10th house gets pretty overwhelmed around lots of people, they feel like they exposed themselves to an extend and don't want to feel or do that, they can read people based on how they feel
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๐Ÿ‘‘ - Venus in the 12th house/Pisces has a hard time thinking about finding the right person for them. Some of these natives can fall over the "nice but posesive/controlling boyfriend" trap
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Libra Placements esp (Sun/Moon/Rising) have a very good looking ๐Ÿ‘ and is not always about its size. It's about that is looking good in every shape
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Asteroid Born [13954] can show things you were born for, for example I have mine in the 11th house and I always ended up having a very close connection with my friends, in conclusion born to make a bound with people
In the 7th house it can show you were born for a good relationship/marriage
In the 10th house it can show you were born to be successful especially in your career/job
In the 8th house it can show you were born to make money or to get marry rich and at some point to go through a rebirth
In the 1st house it can show you were born to be yourself. This has the definition of "be yourself"
If you have your asteroid born in other house check this photo:
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๐Ÿ‘‘ - As you can see the 5th house can also indicate "affairs" and that can happen if someone has Mars/Pluto there because these planets indicate a lot of lust, that doesn't mean everyone with those placements has affairs, it can just be an indicator (Also if you have Aphrodite 1388 in this house)
๐Ÿ‘‘ - Natives with Sun/Moon in the 12th house can possibly live their last earthly life, by that I mean they wont have to reincarnate again in the future lives because in this present life they will end something that needs to be ended
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๐Ÿ‘‘ - So let me tell y'all I loved making this post so much because of these wonderful aesthetics for me, the aesthetics and the way a POST looks matter a lot, because i need everything to look pretty/shiny and something eye striking too ๐Ÿ‘‘
๐Ÿ‘‘ My aesthetic eye does no wrong and is never missing ๐Ÿ‘‘
๐Ÿ‘‘ I have hope you all who read my posts have a wonderful day, make sure to spend it with someone dear to you and to surround yourself with beauty everyday ๐Ÿ‘‘
All posts are made by me @harmoonix
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wrotelovelytears ยท 1 year ago
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Nymph on the track
Literally don't know what I'm doing
โ€โ™€๏ธThe 22ยฐ does represent a type of death (and y'all can cry about it). Death isn't always the leaving of the physical plane, it could be the active suppression of something that leaves one feeling not complete/whole.
๐ŸI have this degree on my Moon, and when I tell you people constantly try to make me suppress my emotions AND when I actively do so I don't feel as complete as when I'm being my normally expressive self. It feels like part of me is gone not that I'm physically gone.
โ€โ™€๏ธAs someone with a Jupiter in my first house I have no idea where people got this happy go lucky idea from. I've been told countless times I'm more of a realist or even a pessimist at times. And no my Jupiter doesn't have a ton of negative aspects (there's more positive ones).
๐ŸI believe Jupiter First house is more of a sign of hyper awareness of self (hence the realism) not ignorance.
๐ŸI am very aware of my limits and literally will not push myself if I know something is pointless.
โ€โ™€๏ธ I've been stuck in a Saturn ruled year/pattern for the past two years and in two years I'll be starting my Saturn return. I no longer like the number two
โ€โ™€๏ธThis applies to the doms/venuses of these modialites Cardinals attract people in the same age range. Fixed attract people older. Mutable attract younger.
โ€โ™€๏ธAs a Venue square Ascedant I can tell you now, I love the way I look until someone says something negative then I'm mad the rest of the day. In vice versa if someone says something positive that makes my whole day.
โ€โ™€๏ธI've also notice I get a lot of stares outside (regardless of what I wear), yes my Venus is in the 10th house, that might play a larger role in why others perceptions of me impact me so much.
โ€โ™€๏ธPluto makes people really blunt and forward with you.
โ€โ™€๏ธJust because one has fame degrees it doesn't mean you'll actually be famous. Depending on the signs/planets/houses it's found in
โ€โ™€๏ธAqua first house traits: Being called "UniQUe", Major rbf, diamond shaped head (yes you got a big head), coming off different than others in the room (if everyone is bubbly, you mean;if everyone is mean, you bubbly), calling people out then being upset about getting attention
โ€โ™€๏ธAquarius placements might like the whole "-core" idea a lot. I have no idea why (it's literally just regular traits and interests being turned into a personality but that's just me)
โ€โ™€๏ธHaving all three modalities in your big three can show you have great intuition. However your mars sign impacts how much you use said intuition.
โ‹˜ ๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘‘๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘Ž... โ‹™
โ€โ™€๏ธSun and Neptune are to intuition while Uranus and Mars are to expedition
โ€โ™€๏ธDespite an empty 11th house I tend to care too much about friends. Then I realized I have a 7th house Mars and North Node, therefore relationships are the focal point of my life. So no the 11th house isn't about friendships completely it's about your broad socialization.
โ€โ€โ™€๏ธHaving a first and seventh house stellium make you an ambivert. You wanna be around others but on your own terms.
โ€โ™€๏ธ7th house NN is completely about using relationships to shape yourself into your best version. It's about experiencing all the social parts of life and learning the lessons that come with it.
โ€โ™€๏ธI might be biased but I've never met a Taurus I (out right) hated. I vibe so well with them (unless they start acting goofy).
โ€โ™€๏ธHaving Neptune and Venus heavily impact you can make you idealistic, fluid, and
โ€โ™€๏ธSaturn is the most ghetto planet. I have nothing else to say in this.
โ€โ™€๏ธHeavy Pluto influence makes one seek out others reactions. Not that they're insecure they just love attention (don't even lie about it).
โ€โ™€๏ธThat also applies to Scorpios, they do shit just for a reaction. The only case it might be out of some form of insecurity is if paired with Aquarius or Leo.
๐๐จ๐ฐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐š๐๐ข๐ง๐ . . .
โ€โ™€๏ธAs Pluto transits Aquarius we might see more people diagnosed with nerve problems and long term illness.
โ€โ™€๏ธAnother thing about Pluto in Aqua is the increase in cultish behavior/ organizations, terrorist attacks, and standoffish actions. Like I've seen people become real... racist, classist, sexist etc. Almost like all the behaviors we agreed were gross are now okay.
โ€โ™€๏ธNorth Node in Aries isn't helping with the lack of sociability. I wouldn't be surprised if people started being more individualistic to the point of isolation.
โ€โ™€๏ธGeminis got big ass ears (better to hear everyone's business with)
โ€โ™€๏ธGemini kids may be vocal a lot sooner than their peers
๐ŸMay also be more curious than other children
โ€โ™€๏ธSag kids might really like fixed sign adults. Sag adults on the other hand...
โ€โ™€๏ธI mentioned a lot of Scorpios/Pluto doms may work well/with kids but I've noticed the sister sign Taurus might do just as well and work with kids too.
โ€โ™€๏ธGemini adults are great with babies/toddlers, older kids not so much (because of similarities in disposition)
โ‹˜ ... โ‹™
โ€โ™€๏ธI've seen a lot of memes about kids "suddenly being aware of their surroundings" and the most notable ages that come up are 3,4 and 5 year olds. The magical astrology thing that happens around that age is your first Saturn square. That's why you'll see those kids asking a lot more why and essential questions
โ€โ™€๏ธY'all gonna be mad, but the Sag/Gemini axis has more.... "familiar" issues than the Cap/Cancer one. I'm sorry I don't make the rules.
โ€โ™€๏ธI'm sorry but having a 5th house stellium is not an indicator of creativity. I've met and seen quite a few that couldn't draw a fucking line if you gave them an outline. They tend to be more gifted in whatever the sign is over their fifth house rather than "creativity" in general.
๐ŸMy mom has a fifth house stellium but can't draw, color OR paint (despite taking plenty of art classes) to save her life. Yet she is an extremely good person with health based and routine problems (isn't a doctor but can easily tell you something a doctor would).
โ€โ™€๏ธThe fifth house really can tell your preferences. I don't just mean "intellectual" or "sympathetic", it could also talk about the appearance and disposition of individuals as well.
๐ŸGemini over the 5th can indicate the preference for androgynous (presentation, gender, energy) folks. That could be someone who dates gnc/non binary people more than cis or aligned trans folk. Or be with people who don't conform to gender roles (in a societal sense) by having equal masculine and feminine traits.
โ‹˜ แด›ส€ส สŸแด€แด›แด‡ส€... โ‹™
โ€โ™€๏ธI've been wondering when people were going to stop (over) hyping the K *insert literally anything* industry. And I realized it won't be until Neptune is out of Pisces. I made a post a hot minute ago about Korea being specifically the arts being linked to Neptune. And seeing that Neptune in Pisces high key started the globalization (the idea even) of many Korean based arts, it's not going to chill out until Neptune dances its way into Aries.
โ€โ™€๏ธSpeaking of Neptune in Aries, we can expect a drastic change in media, the likes and overall expectations of the entertainment industry (that includes physical and digital artists as well). Since more "warish" "rough/hospitable" countries are ruled by Aries we could see the rise of heavy metal, folk (that includes heavy drumming not the more gentle one that's Cancer's domain), and loud, rough music.
๐ŸWe would see a change from fantastical beauty being the standard to people who look like they've seen some shit. There would definitely be a decrease in cosmetic surgery HOWEVER it might also be an increase in steroid usage (everyone wants to look strong).
๐ŸWe could also see more wars, aggression and overthrows during this time. The last time Neptune was in Aries was the mid 1800s. That was a time of government overthrowing, revolts around racial/ethnic inequality (Haitian Revolution, Civil War, Qing dynasty getting jumped, etc etc).
๐ŸWe might actually see true differences made in the world due to this shift.
โ€โ™€๏ธI haven't really seen people talk about Uranus since last year so I just wanted to talk more about what this Taurus and future Gemini transit means.
๐ŸWe have already seen banks and economies crashing. It's only been a few months of Uranus in Taurus and financial stability is looking like a whole joke. While this may not seem big to some or others may be looking forward to this, it's a very big cautionary sign. Since the world does rely on paper/coin currency having banks and whole economies flat line doesn't just mean we'll have some communist revolution, it means we'll have to quickly adapt to a skill base trade or watch the world go up in flames. We could see more wars, famines and disease due to this. I haven't seen anyone touch on the increasing tensions in the world due to the high inflation rates. Yes I mentioned more wars in the Neptune observation but with it corresponding with the current economic instability, yeah. We do have to learn trade/life skills because other things are becoming obsolete.
๐ŸAnother Uranus in Taurus observation is the increased use in technology. You might be confused why this is being mentioned with Uranus and not Pluto, but I'll explain. Taurus is linked to stability and comfort (very similar to the 2nd house), and due to the ease technology gives many folks, it's not surprising we see more and more being used. This leans more into Uranus in Gemini, but AI technology will (for better or worse) become integrated into everyday life. That means communication will change drastically because teachers most likely won't be mostly humans but AI and robotic. Many languages might end up fully dying out by the time Gemini Uranus comes around because no one will be writing and verbalizing them anymore. In the near future I can already tell people will get more lazy in certain aspects leading to a decline in creativity and diversity. Because why should I have to think harder and be uncomfortable when there are things available to do that for me. We could see the rise of more mega cities (think Tokyo) due to human population clustering in certain areas and leaving others. Honestly the thing I can see happening and kinda fear is lack in biodiversity leading to us just cloning to make up for life lost.
โ€โ™€๏ธI said in a previous observation that Aquarius is linked to Nuerodivergence and now I figured out how. It relates more to the "physically visible" ones. I'm taking Tourettes, Epilepsy and Alzheimer's.
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randomblack-girl ยท 2 years ago
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I knew this guy with Uranus conjunct Mars in the 8th house and "it" was huge ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ
Siren in the 6th house have nice bodies
I feel like Jupiter in the first house wanna be thick so badly or they are but they usually have nice bodies
I might have already said this but chiron in the 6th house might have body insecurities or health issues the type to grow up fat then start eating healthy as they grow up or maybe they had bad skin and got into skincare
I hate to say it but it's true pisces placements do be lying especially ones related to the 3rd house/Mercury a friend of mine with Neptune in her first house admitted to lying for fun and an old friend of mine with Neptune in the 3rd house said she'd lie so people wouldn't know stuff about her (Scorpio rising) but I hate saying this because I have pisces/Neptune influence over my chart and I'm not a liar, but it is some of them.
There's definitely a connection between pisces/Neptune people and fishes, mermaids, etc my friend who has Neptune in the first house said she wants a little mermaid birthday party. They do look really good in a mermaid aesthetic, it's giving:
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As a Scorpio rising I keep attracting Scorpio moons!!! And I love Gemini risings as a gemini moon and idk bout y'all but I get along better with people with similar placements to mine bc yk people be saying opposites attract...
What's y'all experience with Saturn in the 8th house men? Like what's going on down there? I'm curious ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I keep meeting guys with that placement I also don't know how to read this placement really, a lot of them seem kinda traumatized and closed off
People with Venus badly aspecting their asc usually think they're unattractive, it's sad
Ok so I have pisces Venus conjunct Uranus in a composite chart with this guy and we like each other but we live in different countries but he literally set the standard for my future bf ๐Ÿ˜ญ
On the list of hot voices is mars in the 2nd house. This guy ik has Capricorn mars in the second house and he sounds so smart and like a gentleman but hot at the same time. I also noticed he talks really slowly? Idk but I like it ๐Ÿ˜‹. Sirene, Saturn, and Neptune also aspect his Mercury and neptune is in his 3rd house he has a pisces mercury too. I think pisces/neptune might make your voice nice, I have Neptune aspecting my Mercury and I've been told my voice is soothing. Ok I think Pluto makes a voice hot too because I'm noticing it's Venus, mars, and Neptune that keeps showing up in people's charts who have nice/attractive voices. Saturn can make them sound more mature and Jupiter can make them sound funny/be funny. Jupiter voices also sound deep and pisces/Neptune influence makes someone good with their words/poetic.
Idk if I'd say Scorpios look sexy/mysterious but I do try ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ it's so hard though bc that's not who I am naturally I'm trying to just be myself though, I do notice I am just more reserved/quiet but that's when I'm not around friends or people I actually wanna talk to (Virgo 11th house) bc I don't really become friends with just anybody
I've noticed the connections I've had where the composite chart rising was Scorpio be deep/seem deep I love these relationships as a Scorpio/Pluto dom!!! I feel like we click and can talk about deep things like trauma easily
Idk the thing about tauruses and food is kinda right bc one thing about me...imma eat ๐Ÿ˜ญ and I have a friend who's a Taurus moon who loves food
Let me tell you, having my Aphrodite and Lilith in Virgo and a pisces Venus the one thing I'm gonna do...is wear green, crystals, seashells, blue, etc ITS GONNA EAT EVERYTIME idc same with black but in terms of color? It's gonna be green, blue, and sometimes white (I'm still scared to wear white) but I love white too and omg don't get me started on grey and brown!!!! Or MATCHING SETS!? bye I want some juicy couture so bad!!! I love neutrals as much as I hate so say it bc it seems so basic but they're so easy to pair up and they look good together. But I'm trying to get into color and my favorites so far are green, orange, pink?, And blue also neutrals are easy because most likely it's gonna look good. Color can be complicated it's the same with patterns which is why I have a lot of basic tops now ๐Ÿ˜ญ.
Another thing I'm gonna do is wear tight clothes or crop tops ๐Ÿ˜‹ and I honestly find it hard to not wear that or shirts that show cleavage now that I got a sewing machine I make everything a lil bit lower ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพ and I love waist beads!! Emphasis on the stomach
And one time someone said "don't you think Tionna (me) looks good in comfy clothes" which is very interesting because taurus placements do look good in comfy clothes
Btw that picture came from Pinterest!
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giraffefeather ยท 11 months ago
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Back on my astrology bullshit.
Thoughts on the signs as a Pisces sun, Gemini Moon, Aquarius Rising.
(Based only on my personal experiences)
Capricorn - y'all are too smart for me, and not in a complimentary way. I am constantly manipulated by Caps. Which is a shame because they always have the most interesting conversations. Until it suddenly turns to gaslighting.
Aquarius - my absolute favorite people! I could hang with Aquas all day everyday because there's never any pressure. And conversation is so easy! Y'all get a lot of crap for only talking about conspiracies and cryptids, which I am here for btw, but every topic is an interesting one with Aquas.
Pisces - love a Pisces at first glance, but seriously... are you always in love? There's more to life than romance. You can have friends that aren't also romantic partners, ya know.
Aries - for being the "angry" sign, y'all are so goofy in the best way. Every Aries I meet has me ugly laughing at 2am over a single nonsense word.
Taurus - love/hate y'all. How can one person be simultaneously so easy-going and so bossy at the same time? Quick word of advice: running errands together is not the only way to hang out with friends.
Gemini - literally the sweetest people in my life, always concerned about doing or saying the wrong thing. Y'all need to be protected at all costs. Literal cinnamon buns.
Cancer - idk if all the cancers I've met are just fighting so hard against the caring stereotype, but I always end up in some kind of contract with them. Like the friendship is based solely on trading favors, but somehow it works? I know I can count on y'all, but I also expect to be in your debt afterwards.
Leo - how are you all so talented always?? Like the kings and queens of the arts: singing, drawing, acting, playing an instrument... and always doing it so well! And so oblivious to your own skills! Ugh, perfectly humble beings.
Virgo - always have one little thing they're anal about, but only one. Every Virgo I've met has the messiest spaces, socks on the floor, trash in the corner... but if the sink has a single dish in it, they freak. Also always wants to talk about money? I'm so sorry, I do not care how much Adam Sandler is worth, can we just enjoy his goofy movie?
Libra - the literal embodiment of attraction. How, how, how, is every Libra the most alluring person on Earth? And like, some are drop-dead gorgeous and others are very plain, but they're still so attractive? How?? I will fall in love if you're a Libra.
Scorpio - the chillest people to hang with. Always seem to be alternative in some way, but not pretentious about it. And somehow we always end up trauma-dumping on each other. I love you Scorpios.
Sagittarius - the easiest people to stay friends with. We could not talk for years, and they'll send me a text like we just talked yesterday. Also the source of all my gossip, y'all really know everything about everyone and I am here for the tea. Which is usually spilled on an impromptu hike, despite every Sag I know claiming they hate exercise.
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1111jenx ยท 3 years ago
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๐Ÿช Astro notes for
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As promised, I'm back with another astro notes for this week<3 Enjoy reading this loves!
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1. Capricorn Rising are very non-bias people. They have the ability to recall both perspectives and therefore, making them the true realists. Unless they have major Venusians/Neptunian energy in their chart, they will never fail to call out toxic behaviours. You Capricorn Rising friend would be the first to tell you that "willingly to sacrifice yourself for a partner is not a good idea and is very destructive."
2. Capricorn Rising and Cancer Rising typically really enjoy one another company, and they view one another as their "soft spot". Cancer Rising, while seemingly very sure of themselves, harbour a lot of insecurities from within and find it very hard to express their true emotions casually leading to them lashing out when things spiral out of control. Capricorn Rising, while shares similar values, may be very prone to blocking out any damaging emotions and can find it easier to see things for what they truly are.
3. Cancer Rising are very affluent people. Usually well-known in their circle for their vitality and grace, they are also extremely well-liked. However, drama seems to follow them everywhere and it is more often than not they find themselves constantly changing up their circles. They are very picky and loyal with their friends, however, they could have encountered a lot of bad friends who occasionally disappoint them to the point where they gain major trust issues regarding friendship.
4. Some synastry observations:
โ€” 12th house synastry + sprinkle of 1st house synastry and a dash of harsh Pluto or Mars aspects = hate sex.
โ€” 7th house synastry + 8th house synastry = depends on individual dominant planets but usually very harmonious at first yet both harbour deep rooted fear of rejection and abandonment but still, very much bonnie and clyde energy.
โ€” Moon square/opposite Pluto = Pluto acts standoffish and distant initially but the second Moon opens up, they get so lovey dovey and simpy as they need to shelter Moon, no matter what it takes.
โ€” Moon square/opposite Mars = Moon person might literally not even feel respected at first and think Mars don't take them seriously. Mars does. Mars simply doesn't know how to correctly approach Moonwithout being aggressive haha
โ€” Too much Mars or Pluto energy = whether beneficial or malefic, this can still be very uneasy without the help of other planets. Especially true if one person is already naturally very Plutonic or both of them have control issues. So easy to go wrong at times but with the right effort, they make it work.
โ€” Mars in 10th house synastry = a funny one. Mars want to degrade and overpower the house person in sex. But they get turned on by the thought of the house person "keeping it all together". House person may try to get a reaction out of the Mars person tho, very combative if they don't communicate.
5. Leo Moons typically do super well with other fire Moons (Sagittarius Moon and Aries Moons) unless the two placements fall into their 8th/12h house (hidden enemies, tension can be very high, fire signs can feel uneasy in water houses).
6. Leo Moons also love being with other fixed Moons including Aquarius Moon, Taurus Moon and Scorpio Moon. This seem to happened with the fixed Moon very often as all fixed Moons share the same values or likings such as: stability, comfort, dignity and pride. Fixed Moon arguably can be some of most stubborn and prideful Moon signs yet somehow, this brings them all together.
7. Taurus placements show love in ways that are truly unique. They rarely say it and they'd rather do it. It seems that they always know what they want in life and very similar to other fixed placements, they rarely like to be seen as vulnerable. They're very reliable as a friend and fantastic as a business partner. Also, you can tell when you are loved by a Taurus placement, they require a lot of attention (equally as much as Leo placements even) but only in close relationships where there would only be a few that they trusted and may experience a period of loneliness if they don't meet the right people that fit their "standards" or can demonstrate true loyalty to them. As friendly as they may seem, Taurus placements also find it very hard to apologize first and they don't change their mind very often.
8. While Mars conjunct Venus are gorgeous people and their sex appeal is hard to ignore. Moon conjunct Venus individuals are the true muse. These people possess a charm that's very personal and alluring. They appear to be very loving and gentle but also full of mystery. They seek to bring harmony to people lots of the time, which is why in the start they may encounter some impulsive lovers who lack emotional intelligence.
9. notes on North Node aspects to personal planets: โ€” Sun aspecting North Node: born to shine. whether it is beneficial or harsh aspects, individuals with Sun-NN must reach self-enlightenment and acknowledge their need to be seen.
โ€” Moon aspecting North Node: here to heal. true protectors of the zodiac. they grow to become fiercely loyal and are able to use their emotional intelligence for good.
โ€” Mercury aspecting North Node: messengers of mercury. they are born into this life to utilize their communication skills, for better or worse. they have minds that are maddening and words that can change others.
โ€” Venus aspecting North Node: the touch of Aphrodite. charmers by all mean. they can be perceived as too superficial at times but also are adored for their aesthetic and energy. they are the peace-keepers and mediators.
โ€” Mars aspecting North Node: the keepers to the gate of Hell. passionate and are the true warriors. they are meant to use their vitality, willpower to define their own destiny. they can be very cut throat at times but they mean well.
โ€” Jupiter aspecting North Node: defenders of justice. appear to be very harmless to a lot of unamused eyes but are tremendously thoughtful people. very good with crafting an idea and generate a following. cult leader placement in my eyes haha
โ€” Saturn aspecting North Node: the bearers of order. they can be years ahead their time and they don't often open up. can be very harsh on themselves or might try to "perfect" their life constantly.
โ€” Pluto aspecting North Node: the master of the minds. probably smarter and more cunning than me and you combined. tremendous determination and stamina.
10. As discussed in my mini-post, Cancer Rising, Leo Rising, Virgo Rising, Aries Rising,Taurus/Libra Moon, any 7th house placements/stellium usually know the most tea or gossips as they always have some to spill.
โ€” Cancer Rising with their Gemini 12th house usually knows a lil bit too much secrets and people are drawn to oversharing to them lots of the time. They also feel very burdened with these secrets yet can't fully express this to people. And throughout time, they themselves gained the ability to control their actions, especially control themselves not to overshare very well.
โ€” Leo Rising with their 11th house in Gemini naturally knows gossips that are hot in the community. They know people and can b very prone to hearing tid bits of gossip everyday without intentionally wanting to. They hate being caught up in drama regardless and might get very tired if they have to be the middle-ground.
โ€” Virgo Rising has their MC in Gemini, making them super prone to being gossiped about but I can confidently say that they know a little bit about everyone. Never cross these people by all means, they may use these secrets as leverage if you do them wrong. Very affluent people actually!
โ€” Aries Rising is interesting because their 3rd house in Gemini making them USED to gossips, it happens so often they don't even fazed anymore! They can sometimes not noticing it when they themselves are caught in the middle of tea being spilled, they can just see it as any other day activities(?!) haha
โ€” Taurus/Libra Moon is a unique observation but I noticed lots of the time they get a lot of attention naturally but people feel like its very easy to overshare to them.
โ€” As for any 7th house placement/stellium, keep in mind, 7th house is the house of partnership but it is also the house of hidden enemies;) They know just enough to ruin y'all bahaha
11. Aquarius Risings are very rare. But they are also very sought after. Usually, Aquarius Rising enjoy being in control but they all secretly wish to have someone dependable enough by their side so they can finally not having to carry everything on their shoulder. They do look for partner that's not only influential or confident but deeply passionate. They need someone who have no problem showing them off to the world. In addition to that, people find themselves drawn to them for no reason at all but to like them by default. They also find themselves being trauma-dumped on quite often as their 8H usually locate in the sign of Virgo. People come to them for advices too!! They fear having no purpose in life more than anything.
12. Never underestimate 12th house placements. Because depending on the degree, the planets they sit in could very much likely be rising. For example, a Venus in 12th house at 17ยฐ can be interpreted as having Venus Rising yet while they share multiple traits with Venus 1st house (charm, friendliness, harmonious outlook) they can have a tint of mystery to them and can be very hot and cold with their Venus energy. The same goes for others!
13. Lilith aspecting the Midheaven can drastically change the nature of the sign sitting in this placement:
โ€” Lilith trine/sextiles Midheaven will need to successfully apply their wilder, more rebellious side to their career to be happy. They are known to infused with a tint of madness in their workplace or in public but this is usually perceived very well! They have the ability to manipulate their image to their likings and can use their scandals or mishaps to their advantage. Smart and flexible people.
โ€” Lilith conjunct Midheaven people are meant to be different by all means. They will fight for changes and will go against social issues years before it is recognized as problematic. A little bit more intimidating than the trine/sextile aspects, but they get things done. People are very moved by their ability to transform constantly and never fail to give it another shot, they would never give up their belief to please others.
โ€” Lilith square/opposite Midheaven people find it hard to control their inner darkness and they might ignore their true identity. They might feel the need to suppress it in order to fit in. Ignoring their primal instincts and conscious needs cause them to be a ticking bomb. Once they do blow up, they're taking all down with them.
14. Venus in the 11th house indicates a strong connection between one's aesthetic sense, morals, and group connections or views. They are highly concerned with communal consciousness and the well-being of society as a whole. Their artistic skills, such as music poetry, or painting, are likely to show in this area. They could find that they do better in friendships and acquaintanceships than in close partnerships at times. Their love and affection may manifest more quickly in a wide and all-encompassing vision of communal togetherness than in any single individual, even more than significant other. They also gain from a greater form of intolerance in your association selections.
15. Mercury in the 11th house implies a strong mental connection between one's own knowledge and that of others, whether through friendships or group ties. Their social drive is strong, and in their conversations and interactions with others, they strive to further the cause of humanitarian beliefs. They also have a scientific and inquiring mind, excellent logic and reasoning skills, and an analytical and distant demeanour. Their logic is both idealistic and grounded in reality. A great judge of character, and they appreciate the beauty of things around them, but only in the context of one utility and ultimate purpose. They like to study in the company of others who share your interests and apprehensions.
16. As kids, a lot of the time in order to help develop their child's ego in a healthy way, the parents should look into the theme that follow their Sun signs. For example, a Leo Sun child need a lot of recognition and need their caretakers to be visibly proud of them. A Scorpio Sun child would need the parents to trust them and be consistent with their emotions/attention. A Gemini Sun child would need the parent to encourage them to be active mentally and challenge them with mental exercise.
17. Venusian Moon, or Libra Moon and Taurus Moon, are not really that hard to please. While they are very picky by all means. They can be very simple and it is easy to understand what it takes for them to be emotionally secured. Material resources and money truly assures them and calm them down.
18. Scorpio Rising are some of the most profound and affluent people. If they have a combination of Leo and Scorpio in their chart, you know they're not here to play. Deeply crave leaving a mark behind and have their voices heard by others. They will redefine what it is like to be "famous". Very sociable but also very honest with their morals, they are adored by many and reach high positions very easily.
19. Mercury-Jupiter aspects, despite possessing brilliant minds, can definitely find themselves taking things more personally and find it harder to admit their wrong at times. While observant and are socially advanced, they can seem very self-centered without wanting to. They secretly have a fear of being looked down by others or being seen as "inferior".
20. Mercury-Venus aspects, especially sextile/trine/conjunction, create charming yet cunning individuals. They can be seen a bit superficial due their likings to aesthetics but they're very friendly and can warm up to others effortlessly. They also have this silent charm that's very convincing.
21. Sun-Chiron and Moon-Chiron aspects in personal chart (especially in tight orbs) people have been through a lot as a child and may have issues with both of their parents. Especially if the Sun and the Moon makes harmonious aspects (sextile/trine), it could have been that the individual's parents have somehow disappointed them yet fail to confront it or choose to ignore the issues. This cause a lot of resentment and early trauma to the child. If the Sun and the Moon makes harsh aspects to one another, the parents were always have it out against one another or have very different points of views as the native witness growing up.
22. Mercury in 9th house are very hot headed, if they feel that you're coming for them personally, they will not hesitate to go as far as making up lies on the spot to belittle you and to make a point. They're also very stubborn and maybe very prone to overthinking. However, they're also great listeners and can offer amazing advices in time of need. With their friends, they are the shoulders to depend on!
23. Individuals with Venus-Pluto aspects find one another like magnets. Both very fiery and fiercely loyal, they take their sweet time with opening up and can be extremely secretive with their truest feelings. Depending on the position of both their Venus and Pluto in the chart, water houses give them a more obsessive energy and they need emotional validation as fire houses give them more drive and stamina as they require passion to stay, air houses can make it seem that they're scattered on the surface but they analyze their lovers and try hard to please, but with earth houses they will rarely establish anything if they don't see it in the longterm and will work very hard to receive financial accomplishments before revealing their feelings. Venus-Pluto individuals don't get over people easily and they crave intense connections.
24. Aquarius Mars are motivated by the need to constantly do "better". They are genuinely extremely hard-working and while they seek intellectual counterparts, they also find themselves in a spot where they despise narrow-minded people. They accept people for who they are and they don't mind if someone can do stuff that goes against certain norms, because they believe in individuality. They also work better when by themselves, though occasionally enjoying outings with loved ones, they appreciate one-on-one conversations and value freedom and autonomy.
25. A combination of Libra and Cancer placements in a chart can create very business-oriented people. They prefer peace over all else and they can be very materialistic deep down. They think that is their truest comfort and can give them the peace of mind they need. Homey people but also love a good social outing, they know to have fun and often surround themselves with people that can cheer them on and make them feel whole. Needs a lot of validation daily.
26. Having 4th house's ruler in the 2nd/8th/10th house shows that the native comes from a family of great financial or social standing. Especially true if they make an aspects to Moon or North Node. They were taught very early on to become realistic and their love language can easily be gifts (especially 4H ruler in 2nd house).
27. Having MC/10th house ruler in the 2nd/8th/10th house shows a life that's devoted to work where the native may never be satisfied with their financial wealth, always wanting more. This is a major workaholic placements and especially if they make bad aspects to the 6th house ruler, this can take a toll on their mental health and physical health.
28. Pisces Moon/Moon-Neptune aspects may have a love-hate relationship with their maternal figure. While they can be very attached to them emotionally, they also resent them for their detached and flighty personality during their childhood. The maternal figure could have been very religious or too consumed in their own world and fantasy and was very dismissive. Unless 4th house placements make positive aspects to the Moon or there's other factors that contradict.
29. Saturn in the 7th house rarely gives up a relationship. They are very prone to attracting long and karmic relationship that push them to grow. Especially if the chart contains Libra or Taurus energy, the native find themselves stuck with underdeveloped figures who respectfully, share odd similarities with an authority figure they had earlier one in life. Daddy issues placement.
30. Gemini placements are literal psychics. They tend to just have a feeling when something is about to happen. Virgo placements might also have this but they easily dismiss this as them being illogical while Gemini placements take their intuition seriously. Especially with people they connect mentally with, Gemini placements always seem to be able to predict what's going to happen next! Be very wary the next time you want to do them wrong. They are very observant and can spot out a lie easily, they just let it go to avoid causing drama.
Here are some of my newest notes and observations on astrology placements! Thank you to everyone who joined my "placements that need more representation" survey and if you don't see the one you requested here yet, you'll for sure find them in my next notes๐Ÿค I hope y'all enjoy reading this<3
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honey-tea-and-cookies ยท 3 years ago
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Placements That Are Lowkey Red Flags ๐Ÿ‘€
Hi everyone! Some of my other posts are sickeningly sweet, and while I love making those, I've decided we need a change. Y'all deserve to be put in your fuckin place lmao. Anyway, enjoy my bullying <3
Please note: PLEASE DON'T READ IF YOU'RE EASILY HURT! THIS IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY! Also, this is just my opinion, and as always, there are never any bad placements. I'm a stranger on the internet, what I think about your placement literally could not matter less. Another reminder that (as I said before) there are no bad placements, and it's all about how you use them :)
- I've gone on about this before, so I won't rant too much, but Libra Sun men. They got the Mansplain and Manipulate, but none of the Malewife ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’”. They are no good. Not a fan!!! Something I didn't talk about in my last post is the way they kinda gaslight?? I can't provide any examples you just gotta believe me. Underdeveloped Libra Sun men are just such people pleasers that they'll totally change themselves to fit you, and you end up becoming friends and trying to build a connection with someone who isn't real. Very ingenuine, can't stand up for what they believe in because what they believe in is so flimsy, can't have a real relationship. Sorry guys <3
- Scorpio Moon. Now, I definitely have met nice Scorpio Moons, I'm even friends with some!! (Only one, but you know). They are just so black and white?? You know exactly where you stand. Which is great!! Except for when they don't like you. It doesn't even take a whole lot to piss them off! Sometimes they're just off and decide they don't like you. And they get mean. Then when they feel better, expect you to be fine?? No sir, you just ruthlessly insulted me in front of everyone. Why would be be besties again, immediately?? Sort your shit out please and thank you๐Ÿ™
- Taurus Sun/Mercury. Y'all are sus. You would chew me out for a petty or stupid reason, and not let up even once I apologise. Y'all are also the type to double-down when you realise you are wrong. My Aqua Mercury will fight you to the death, because I do the same thing and arguing with you gets us nowhere. Just suck it up and admit I'm always right smh ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„.
- Gemini Venus. Flaky?! Just stick to the damn plans man. Yes, I know you hate how I need at least 3 business-days notice before we hang out. But I hate how you're able to just get up and *DO* things??That feels scary and irresponsible and like disaster waiting to happen. You're scary. Also, if ANYONE is going to get cancelled, it's you guys. Probably cyberbullied a child or something idk. Gossipy. Should be feared by those who don't want to be talked about.
- Aquarius Mars. Oh you DEFINITELY cyberbully people. Also probably ghost people. It's mostly because they pissed you off, or have different political opinions to you, or wanted too much from you. I get it, they deserved it. But that doesn't mean you can just stop all communication. That's mean </3. Please learn to use your words and communicate, I'm actually begging.
- Aries Moon. Please shut up. For once. I say that with affection and understand, but god do I mean it. I don't care if it's funny, I don't care if it'll be a great story, I don't care if it makes you look cool. That's a stupid thing to do and you WILL get in trouble. Don't be stupid. Y'all need a full time babysitter. Mostly if you have other fire (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius) or air (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius) placements, but this still goes for all Aries Moons in one way or another.
Okay everyone! This is all my bullying for today. I'm really sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings! That was not my intention. All of this was said as a joke (my love language is making fun of people lol). Thank you so much for reading, and tell me what you think! Sending you all so much love <333
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raviosrupees ยท 2 years ago
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Super Specific Linked Universe Headcanons Pt 1.
All of the Links are autistic but they all have wildly different ways of presenting it. Ask me about their special interests, please. Please.
Warriors is in his 20s. He is an Aquarius. I'm right.
Sky is the ultimate straight cis ally, but he has bi wife energy. He is best friends with Legend, and they're kind of inseparable.
Twilight is a taurus, he's cis and bisexual, but leans towards women and fem ppl (and too hung up to think about anyone but one woman)
Wild is taller than yall think, 17 or 117 whatever is more convenient for him, zelda told him his birthday is november 7th (scorpio, ofc) and he just accepts that.
Hyrule is pansexual (mostly cis but might be genderfluid, he likes to wear feminine clothes and makeup)
Four is like? 3'8, and he's 20 yo but most people don't believe him. He's a trans boy, and most of the colors are too besides vio, who I think is either genderfluid or pangender, uses all pronouns. Four is bisexual but leans towards guys, though he loves his Zelda.
Legend is 4'10, 17 yo, born december 14th at midnight. he is trans, any pronouns, and bisexual.
Ravio is same height and age as Legend, and they're both born on the same day but ravio was born at noon. This really bothers Legend, he wants his own birthday. Ravi loves it.
also ravio is gay, asian/latino, chubby and has the best smile <3
war is cis and bisexual but he leans towards women, I think he's aromantic but probably could be romantically involved with someone.
Times eyes are more gray than blue
Sky 9 times out of 10 has no clue whats going on. Stupid and confused, and its perfect.
Twilight always knows where all of them are, and I don't even know if it's just smell. He has mom instincts "where are my kids, what are they doing"
Wild got mad anger issues pls calm down babe. Kind of scary. He lets hyrule braid his hair sometimes.
Hyrules eyes are more green than blue, and he has freckles all over his face and body (jokes he ought to get a kiss for every freckle)
Whenever Wind gets mail from his little sister, he reads it to the group. He's very proud of her, and she's very proud of him. She has a bunch of big brothers now.
Four + the colors are white-asian mixed (or looks like it yk, bc he's hylian) his eyes are dark brown.
Legend goes non verbal a lot, esp when they're stressed, but when she talks, she talks. I mean, hand gestures, ranting, cussing, pointing, "and you a bitch, and you a bitch." favorite curse word is cunt.
warriors ruffle everyone's hair, and they all hate it (esp four and legend, who claims he's going to choke him with his own scarf)
Sky likes to sing and dance, and wishes more of them would dance with him.
Twilight has slept as a wolf so often that it's practically natural for him, he really prefers it. Also, he takes all of his nightwatch shifts as a wolf.
Wild will teach literally anyone about edible flora and mushrooms and such, and foraging around hyrule, if only they would listen. Sometimes talks random animals ears off about his favorite flavor combos. Sky loves to listen and ask questions.
Hyrule will hand his favorite people random stuff as "gifts" like feathers, flowers, rocks, dead bugs (he's obsessed with bugs, he loves them so so much and they're all his friends) his favorite animal is a bumblebee
i know we all agree wind swears likek a bloody sailor, bc thats what he is, but how about him using random shit for swears like, "crabs cankles," "bilge-sucking" or calling the others landlubbers. also feel like he'd be the type to say "bite me" when someone disagrees with him.
Four keeps a bunch of books in his bag, and if their reading is disturbed they all have different reactions. Blue pinches or glares, Vio ignores you unless she deems what youre saying important, red gets physically distressed, and green will actually tell you to be quiet. (blue pinches a lot actually)
Legend is a very picky eater, especially with textures, this pisses wild off (wdym you dont like it YOU HAVENT EVEN TRIED IT)
Sky's Zelda is a bisexual virgo, and she knows everything.
Malon makes very good bread. I want to shove that shit in my face ong. Also she insists on giving each of the boys big hugs when shes sees them.
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yet-another-leo ยท 3 years ago
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Astro Notes 3
Omg thank you so much for 100+ followers and all the feedback! I really appreciate it. Here comes a third astro post.
Disclaimer: I am no professional astrologer. I do like to observe so here are some of my observations, there are also a few assumptions I make about some placements. If something doesn't resonate with you, then leave it be.
๐Ÿช Whenever I see Aries rising I think of dolls like this:
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๐Ÿช When I was researching for my opera singer post, I wasn't surprised when I saw that most singers had a lot of airy placements as opera requires a lot of breath
๐Ÿช the most dirty minded people I know are water signs, Virgos and Leos
cmon like cancer symbol is literally just 69 they are so perverted omg my Virgo bestie made a whole poem sound dirty smh
๐Ÿช Fixed signs, esp. Leos and Scorpios, always know their sun signs whether they like astrology or not
๐Ÿช I think the reason why people think most Virgos are stubborn like a fixed sign is bcuz the Virgos born between Aug 24 - Sept 15 are Leos in sidereal and we all know how stubborn that is ๐Ÿ’€
๐Ÿช Gemini mars are fast writers + if you have it in 11H you could also be a fast typist
My Gemini mars friend: *writing at god's speed*
Meanwhile
Me with a Pluto 3H and Taurus mars ๐Ÿ˜ญ
no wonder I can't seem to finish work on time
๐Ÿช When I was younger my Leo ass couldn't tolerate other people getting more attention than me lol
๐Ÿช "I'm highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you" is such a Scorpio venus /venus in 8H/venus-pluto line
๐Ÿช I always thought that Mr. Perfectly Fine by Taylor Swift was about an Aquarius man and then I saw that Joe Jonas has an Aquarius moon. Also Sun in 11H
๐Ÿช In synastry, venus conj. sun/moon is a soulmate aspect. The sun/moon person could also easily understand the venus person's love language
My best friend's and my venus conj. each other's sun
we also have each other's sun in our 11H
the way we always told each other that we are soulmates ๐ŸŒŸ
๐Ÿช In synastry, if their sun/moon is in your 7H, you will probably feel like they are just your type
My crush had their moon in my 7H and I kept imagining what kind of couple we would be while they didn't even want to see my face
Me: ๐Ÿ˜
Them: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜’
๐Ÿช If someone's' Lilith sign is your rising sign then they might hate you or be completely obsessed with you
For ex = Person A has a Libra Lilith: Imbalanced, insecure, lack of harmony, difficulty with connections, obsessed with looks, relationships, being desired etc.
Person B has Libra rising: Naturally charming, pretty, chatty, doesn't have problems with forming a connection (unless there are placements that suggest otherwise)
Person A might dislike or be really jealous of the fact that Person B doesn't have to deal with same things as they do. They might think and hate how their life is so imbalanced and turbulent but view Person B's as really put together and peaceful.
Our Lilith sign shows the darkest parts of our personality, the parts we hide, repress or reject and our rising sign is our surface, the very first part of our personality. So for someone to be able to show others the parts that you hide, without difficulty, can be provoking.
๐Ÿช The people who have a lot of Scorpio/8H/12H in their charts. Literally nothing can be hidden from you, at least not for forever
My sister is a Scorpio stellium and omg
It's impossible to lie to her. She literally finds out everything somehow.
like one time my mom was suspecting that my father was cheating on her and she asked my sis what to do about it and this woman just found out everything under 10 mins. Like location, pics, everything. I was like wtf.
๐Ÿช Also having those placements can also make someone very introverted, secretive or seem really mysterious
That is all I have for now. I am still learning, so please let me know if I'm right or wrong about anything I wrote.
byiee ๐Ÿฅฐ
[Exeunt Leo]
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astrologgeek ยท 4 years ago
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โœจastro-stupidโœจ
Pt. 1
DO YOU REMEMBER I SAID THAT I'M GONNA GIVE Y'ALL SOMETHING NEW AND ORIGINAL? HERE Y'ALL GO.
โš ๏ธ I do not give any permission to anyone reading this post to re-post my content nor plagiarize it. This content belongs to me and myself only @astrologgeek โš ๏ธ
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โ˜† So what's astro-stupid? Astro-stupid is basically Astro-notes... but stupid. My content is known to be funny (my blog's chart has sag rising LMFAO) - so I said why not keep the humor and high vibrations around! We all know astro-tumblr needs it right now ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• ALL OF THESE NOTES ARE 100% HUMOR IF U DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ๐Ÿ’•
โ˜† and if u didn't understand you must be a leo ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคง y'all are so tree ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต
โ˜† sag girls look like baby wipers ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ด
โ˜† libra men are like my dad - leaves you after 2 months
โ˜† pisces rising's fart A LOT... smelly rascals ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช
โ˜† leo rising's took voldemort's nose... y'all theifs ISTG ๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿคฐ
โ˜† people say pluto represents destruction... but have you SEEN MY FAT ASS?? ASK @rattaemin she knows it ๐Ÿ‘น
โ˜† saturn doesn't represent responsibility and restriction... it literally has Holla-hoops on it... it's the dancing planet ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ
โ˜† sun-dominant people are HOT, so if you meet a sun-dom: take them to the hospital right away!! They are IN DANGER.
โ˜† the best ass-shakers are people with my chart ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคš๐Ÿคš๐Ÿคš
โ˜† you dare say scorpio's are private and quiet... have you SEEN a mime?? ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป
โ˜† if you have moon square mars... your mom CANNOT SHAKE HER BOOTY NO MORE... LET'S TAKE A MINUTE TO MOURN.
โ˜† if you have cancer in your 8th house your mom WILL TAKE U FROM HER WILL.
โ˜† this describes every taurus man you'll ever meet
โ˜† there's actually a pretty cool way to know who your soulmate is!! You look at your moon - then check if it aspects jupiter. If it does - your mom WILL steal your soulmate. Momma ain't playing games. If it doesn't - your soulmate looks like this bc it ain't happy nor abundant at all ๐Ÿฅธ๐Ÿ‘พ STAY SAFE!!
โ˜† women with an asc are literally weird asf!! It's like they have a personality!! DO NOT FEED THEM, THEY WILL TELL YOU SMART THINGS!!
โ˜† โš ๏ธ WARNING โš ๏ธ PEOPLE WITH A LIBRA NEPTUNE DREAM ABOUT UR ASS โš ๏ธ BE CAREFUL โš ๏ธ
โ˜† people with sag in their 2nd house are mitski.
โ˜† virgo is the most hated sign because their virginity needs to go... vir+go = support patriarchy and the concept of virginity. What a shame.
โ˜† aries moons keep a lot of burps inside... have some self-control ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”
โ˜† gemini-venus people want a normal belly-button because theirs look like the twin they ate in the womb... ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡
โ˜† capricorn men look like this while capricorn women look like this. If u feel attacked (and you do) then know that it's bc I'm correct.
โ˜† aquarius mercuries are actually prone to drink water ๐Ÿ˜ณ
โ˜† cancer moons pee in bed ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
โ˜† sagittarius moons lick their dog back ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ
โ˜† if you have your venus your the 5th house - you attract children into your life. Ummmm That's gross... Weirdo.
โ˜† cancer mercuries love trampolines because it helps them jump to conclusions faster ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿฆด
โ˜† libra's get turned on by libraries... they think they are wild... library-rawr = libr+ra ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿคง
โ˜† planets in fall (signs that don't express themselves well in that specific planet, scorpio moons for example) are prone to be adele
โ˜† some adam & eve placements in the composite chart: sun in retrograde, moon going direct, mercury on 30ยฐ degrees, pluto in aries conjuncting neptune in libra. If y'all have this - ur high asf go to bed smh.
โ˜† NEVER TELL A PISCES YOUR DREAMS - They WILL kick you stomach for daring to dream. So possessive and selfish istg ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘‚
โ˜† how to know you need to go back home: check your nemo asteroid (1640) - if it creates an aspect to your IC, ASC, 3rd house & 9th house you need to coke back home IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE YOU BECOME...
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โ˜† sun in aquarium makes the person kind of transparent ๐ŸŒ‹๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ‹
โ˜† gemini north / south node and gemini MC makes you prone to duplicating yourself in public and throughout your life. We already have enough of you so stop it smfh ๐Ÿงญ
โ˜† placements for people that just disappear out of nowhere: my dad
โ˜† 3rd house saturns are prone to be blonde crackhead with dry hands and a mustache โ›ชโ›ชโ›ช๐Ÿ›Ž
โ˜† leo moons want to rawr at their moms all the time like a lion - so inappropriate ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฏ
โ˜† if your mercury returns every year to it's natal place: you talk like a badass sweaty sock.
โ˜† placements that can indicate being married to a goat: juno in capricorn.
โ˜† โš ๏ธ PISCES MERCURIES DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO READ โš ๏ธ I REPEAT โš ๏ธ PISCES MERCURIES DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO READ โš ๏ธ they literally be like: ๐Ÿ 
โ˜† placements more prone to grow up and be this: mutuable / cardinal sun, fixed / cardinal moon, air / fire rising, water mercury. Y'all so zombie ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคถ
โ˜† gemini risings pick their nose all the time ๐Ÿ™Š
โ˜† cancer sun men are lesbians.
โ˜† libra moons LOVE eating plastic bags so much... #savetheturtles
โ˜† scorpio mars people often drastically change their physical appearance - my friend has octopus arms now... she's so stylish ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
โ˜† jupiter in spring signs (aries, taurus, gemini) love eating grass, it just makes them so happy and abundant.
โ˜† libra risings (men and women) don't shave half of their face so it'll be balanced ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿง”๐Ÿง”
โ˜† sagittarius in the big 3 makes you manipulative as fuck ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ
โ˜† people with chiron in the 2nd house have deep wounds from their poop... number 2 hits hard ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”
โ˜† indicators for being a crocodile: scorpio / virgo sun, taurus / pisces moon, Capricorn / cancer risings.
โ˜† people with pluto in their 5th house have hidden children in the basement
โ˜† there's a rumor that claims that people who sleep on beds probably have their venuns in retrograde.
โ˜† NEVER TRUST AN ARIES!! THEY WILL MILK US ALL AS REVENGE ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ
โ˜† only a 10th house stellium on taurus servive the hunger games - only because of their sugar daddy ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘
Resources: co-star ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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innocentpeach777 ยท 2 years ago
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the real tea abt the signs..... ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฟ
and rating !!
dragging them......
VENUS IN THE SIGNS (and you can apply moon + mars 2...)
PART ONE
๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’—
aries - literal mongoloids, but, so sexy.... !!!!!! literally irresistible sex appeal... !!! ๐Ÿ’ƒ 12/10 like literally gold standard, god tier
taurus - like literally, i swear to god, don't talk to me. complete bitches. every last one of them. like i stg i look at a taurus, and they are like "you're already dead. you just don't know it yet." literally fucking VICIOUS, MERCILESS bitches. stupid though. like, really stupid. not as dumb as aries. like, they don't... come off like they have a disability.... or anything. but!! pretty stupid. like genuinely.
also, sidenote, right? but, like, they're so selfish. and materialistic. and they're like mentally deranged shut-ins. like calm down. all they care abt is nagging daddy to buy them more stuffies and cupcakes and shitting in their fucking nappies and swapping spit with daddy. it's ugly. like you're fucking ugly.
you're literally just some fucking ugly geriatric crone with no brain, fucking drooling your rancid spit all over the sidewalk with your fucking paci in, in only your fucking nappy, your bare, ugly fucking chicken legs out!! waiting for daddy to come back from work like some half-starved fucking dog!! die fr!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค‘ -15/10 go back to the fucking dog pound!!
suggested music if you have ever been personalized victimized by a taurus (literally any of them also, taurus sun, moon, rising, venus, etc idfc), below
gemini - get out ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜š 10/10
cancer - the murderous krebs....
murderous krebs..... 16/10 CRAB RAVE!!!
๐Ÿฆ€ โ™‹ ๐Ÿฆ€ โ™‹ ๐Ÿฆ€ โ™‹ ๐Ÿฆ€ โ™‹ ๐Ÿฆ€ โ™‹ ๐Ÿฆ€ โ™‹ ๐Ÿฆ€ โ™‹ ๐Ÿฆ€ โ™‹ ๐Ÿฆ€ โ™‹ ๐Ÿฆ€ โ™‹ ๐Ÿฆ€
for all my cancer girls out there!!!!!! you my real b's!! my real bbgirls!!!!!! ily!! i LOVE you!!!!! โค
leo - like actual furries though!! like fr!!! i can't stress this enough!!! like yo why are you all furries?? like every single one of you??!!! it's disturbing. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคก 6/10
this one's for you stupid cunts!!!!
virgo - vore fetishists, formicophiliacs
like
dni
actual robots also. like honestly, it comes off like their feelings aren't even real. like, get the fuck off my planet, bitch.
๐Ÿค–-13/10 y'all whack
libra - they're complete narcissists and crybabies with literally no brains. non-sentient. will make you eat their ass. then kick you out of their house!!!!!!! they'll forget who you are!! they have dementia!!
they'll literally fart on you. like. ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’จ y'all nasty.
and they'll eat all your damn food!! they're like rats i stg!! im gonna die, the next time i see a libra im gonna die!! like get out!! also, total victim blamers and gaslighters. cannibals. like straight up watch out. I'm not even fucking joking. ๐Ÿ„ 2/10 thieves also.
scorpio - love them. i can't cap anymore. i love scorpios. and i love scorpio, like, the sign, also, like so much. it's so amazing. i could eat them (scorpios) like a rich cake. like, i... could just eat them. oh, god. oogh. they make me go oogh. ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฒ ๐Ÿช™ ๐Ÿ’ถ 16/10 god tier sign (they love dookie though mm little piggies .... ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿ—)
part 2 coming soon...... ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฟ
u can use houses 2.... ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿฟ
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cosmictulips ยท 3 years ago
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๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ unpopular opinion astrology edition pls lmao
*cracks knuckles*
I'm so sorry lol
๐Ÿ”ฅ I hate most if not all astro observation posts. No offense -no there's full offense to this- it's VERY biased and based on .. ?? what observations LOL what y'all study? there's no way to honestly prove observations because you can't just look out and know every persons chart that you interact with on a daily basis. there's a lot of guess work unless you're stupidly good at guessing peoples rising signs or sun signs.
I mean I guess it could be based off research that you do through books and other medias but that's not the case with 99 percent of the posts here on tumblr. and quite frankly I'm annoyed by almost all of it.
Use actual psychology and state it. it's more accurate, and fun. but not everyone is into studying body language. I know. and I know people state it's their personal opinions but listen, we all got opinions. doesn't make shit true and people REPEAT what others say!
๐Ÿ”ฅ Leos are annoying and I have such a hard time with them. that's just it. EVERY Leo I know --and let's make this clear I know they're leos based on fb info and they tell me. they always gotta tell me LOL -- loves to talk about themselves. but not in the way you might think. and that's where I both love and hate them.
I love hearing people talk about themselves and they do just that LOL. I get a lot of fun stories from leos and I get some cool knowledge from them.
but MAN y'all be some big ass hypocrites. there's one leo who "preaches" peace and tolerance but then will go post some weird ass shit that directly contradicts it. Like, I get talking just to talk but you can't be that oblivious can you?
But I think that can be said for most ... fixed signs. as a fixed sign, I think we just... do that lol.
๐Ÿ”ฅ I hate what social media has done to astrology LOL. I never liked the "uwu I'm a scorpio so I'm a bitch" thing. not when it was a meme, not ironically, not now especially. astrology is the LITERAL story of the stars and we've taken it and thrown it around and it makes people who do this shit professionally seem like children.
No Linda, you have NO basic understanding of what it means to be a libra and you telling me that "you're all about fairness and peace" just proves to me that you REALLY don't know much about being a libra and you need to actually study the chart and not listen to tik toks.
I literally can't fucking stand it.
And like, just in general! I really hate how social media has just squashed the whole idea of astrology. and people think it's this basic ass thing and ME OVER HERE okay and others who have been doing this for YEARS ARE JUST MOCKED BUT YOU TELL ME SUSAN IF YOU CAN LOOK IN THE NIGHT SKY AND NAVIGATE IT AND READ SOMEONE TO FILTH.
TELL ME SUSAN CAN YOU DO THAT? CAN YOU TELL ME HOW MY VIRGO ASS MOON PSYCHOANALYZES MY EVERY MOVEMENT OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA FIST PUMP THE MOONS ASS AND BE LIKE HAHA YOURE SUCH A TAURUS.
๐Ÿ”ฅ CUSPS. I CAN"T STAND WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME THEY'RE ON A CUSP. FIGURE IT OUT SWEET PEA. YOU ARE NOT TWO SIGNS. IF YOU DO YOUR ASTRO CHART AND IT SAYS ZERO DEGREES LEO THEN GUESS WHAT HONEY BUTT? YOU'RE A LEO.
you can feel like you belong to the other signs but that can be explained! and learned! and you can learn how to feel more of your sign! so stop saying astrology is fake because you can't take FIVE FUCKING MINUTES AND GOOGLE SOMETHING.
the only person who has bedazzled me is my friend. she's a full on leo with a sag moon and I swear to the gods she's a cancer. YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE. she has NO cancer energy but being around her you're just like "how da fuck are you not a cancer". but that's a different conversation.
Idk why I used Leo in that example. I get it mostly with pisces cusps and gemini cusps people.
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sebloswolfstar ยท 3 years ago
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I posted 327 times in 2021
97 posts created (30%)
230 posts reblogged (70%)
For every post I created, I reblogged 2.4 posts.
I added 328 tags in 2021
#seblos - 90 posts
#hsmtmts - 87 posts
#hsmtmts seblos - 36 posts
#seblos fic - 34 posts
#rodfini - 19 posts
#joe serafini - 17 posts
#frankie rodriguez - 15 posts
#carlos rodriguez - 10 posts
#hsmtmts season 2 - 10 posts
#redlyn - 10 posts
Longest Tag: 136 characters
#as soon as i became a fan i got to know he was bi and ya know what? as a pansexual i love to hear it because people do tend to talk shit
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
The people of the Marauders Era as their Zodiac stereotypes (+giving zodiac signs to those that we donโ€™t know the birthday to) ~Based on personal opinion
James Potter
Aries
Risk-taker (Pranks)
Stubborn (Stood his ground)
Impulsive (You know he was)
At times, arrogant (Lily: Arrogant toerag)
Young at heart (100%)
Optimistic (At least as a kid)
Impatient (5ยฃ betting he had ADHD)
Generous friend (DO I EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN?!)
He is literally the stereotypical Aries
Sirius Black Lupin
Scorpio
Secretive and private (Probably took some time for him to share about his family life
Loyal (He is a dog)
Distrustful (He doesnโ€™t trust absolutely everyone, and for good reason)
Passionate (He couldโ€™ve had the middle name passion. It wouldnโ€™t surprise me)
Mysterious (Itโ€™s theย โ€œbad boyโ€ attitude. In reality he is Remusโ€™ good boy and we all know it)
Lily Evans Potter
Aquarius
Rational (Prefect and head girl)
Clever (She was said to be quite smart)
Independent (L e a d e r)
A loyal friend (Without a doubt)
Remus Lupin
Pisces
Make great partners (FIGHT ME)
Caring (He cared so much for his friends and for Harry)
Really creative (THE P R A N K S)
Selfless (Are you? Are you gonna tell me that? Remus Lupin? Is not selfless?)
Hopeless romantics (I donโ€™t know, I can just imagine him reading romance novels a lot... but that doesnโ€™t mean he thinks heโ€™ll find love or that anyone will ever love him)
Introspective (He is very thoughtful about his own feelings and thoughts. Donโ€™t deny it, you know itโ€™s true)
Peter Pettigrew
Libra
Indecisive
Hate confrontations
Donโ€™t like emotions
Huge grudge holders
Conflict makes them nervous
Regulus Black
Virgo
Precise
Determined
Very clean
Analytical
Reliable
Observant
Skeptical
Responsible
Selective
Marlene McKinnon
Taurus
Dependable
Persistent
Loyal
Stubborn
Generous and giving
Kind
Dorcas Meadows
Capricorn
Responsible
Determined
Resourceful
Motivated by success
Organized
Competitive
Practical
Mary Macdonald
Cancer
Loyal
Emotional
Empathetic
Imaginative
Adaptable
Nurturing
Strong sense of community
Motivated by feeling
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#4
I can't wait for the time when I'm like a "proper" adult with a degree and a proper job and a house and all that stuff, but then we get the news of like Joe and Frankie getting married or something that makes me happy cry and I'm gonna sit there like
"I've got a bachelor/masters degree, and I'm sobbing over a couple that met on a Mickey Mouse show, what kind of life have I've been living?"
47 notes โ€ข Posted 2021-07-29 15:53:12 GMT
#3
Carlos talking about Seb: Sir, this my emotional support angel and soulmate
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#2
I just think
Ashlyn and Nini teaming up for Seblos' wedding and making a whole video of pictures and clips of them over the years
50 notes โ€ข Posted 2021-08-09 19:42:03 GMT
#1
Had James and Lily not died
Baby Harry: *playing with daddy James and uncle Sirius in the garden whilst mummy Lily and uncle Remus are cooking in the kitchen*
Baby Harry: *getting tired after some time, but he doesn't want to leave, so daddy James and uncle Sirius takes him into the living room*
Uncle Sirius: *turns into Padfoot*
Daddy James: *puts baby Harry down*
Baby Harry: *crawls on top of Padfoot and falls asleep, cuddled into the fur*
*After some time, dinner is ready*
Daddy James: *wakes up baby Harry*
Baby Harry: *looks up at his dad* Dada *smiles the Potter smile*
Daddy James: *beams with pride and gets baby Harry to his mummy for food*
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just-zodiac ยท 4 years ago
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The Zodiac Signs at a therapist :
Therapist: Cap, Can you tell me How you always look so calm.
Capricorn: Oh, Iโ€™m not. People just canโ€™t tell when Iโ€™m panicking, because Iโ€™m always panicking.
Therapist: Ok, let's talk to Leo. You said that you experienced death?
Leo: yes, I was in a restaurant and I think the waiter poisoned my drink.
Scorpio: No, that was me.
Therapist: wait.. What? Why would you do that?
Scorpio: Iโ€™m that kind of person who between two choices always picks the wrong one.
Leo: WHAT was the other choice you had you freak!!
Scorpio: to admit that I actually like you.
Leo: Are you trying to impress me? Because so far youโ€™re doing a great job.
Aquarius: Do we look like we give a fuck?
Therapist: Ok let's hear you Aqua. Why are you here today, what is wrong with you?
Aquarius: Well, that depends on how much time you have. Do you want the short or the long answer?
Libra: she just asked a simple question, don't give her a full lecture.
Aquarius: Maybe you should have thought about that before you dragged me into this then.
Libra: Uh, so we have a problem.
Aquarius: Yeah, it's you and your dumb ideas.
Cancer: calm down guys, Why do we fight over stupid shit?
Capricorn: Because you say stupid shit.
Aries: You know, you are right.
Capricorn: About what, specifically? Because Iโ€™m right about a lot of things.
Cancer: shut up Aries and try to Learn from the mistakes of others. You canโ€™t live long enough to make them all yourself.
Aries: believe me I can and I can create an exclusive one as well.
Therapist: whoa guys, you two have a lot of intense feelings here, Why don't you just sit down and talk to each other about it?
Aries: Because there's nothing I want to say to Cancer and Virgo other than fuck off.
Virgo: what the hell? If you have a problem with me, you can say it to my face.
Aries: I don't have a problem with you. You are the problem in general.
Virgo: and You're a walking disaster.
Aries: I can't argue with that one.
*Pisces knocks on the door and steps in*
Gemini: What the fuck are you doing here?!
Pisces: Yes, I'm terribly happy to see you too.
Gemini: Idiot.
Pisces: C'mon, stop talking about yourself for once.
Therapist: please, be nice to each other.
Gemini: I am being perfectly fucking civil.
Therapist: Why do you constantly try to piss Gemini off?
Pisces: Because it's so fun and easy.
Sagittarius: so, How long after arriving at someoneโ€™s place is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?
Therapist: we're here to have a conversation with each other, do you have something you would like to share with us?
Sagittarius: Studies show that I literally did not ask for this, we were forced here by Libra.
Libra: oh for God's sake, I wanted all of you to express your emotions.
Capricorn: I donโ€™t have any.
Gemini: Is โ€œnoโ€ an emotion, because I feel it.
Leo: I have many emotions I need to express, Honestly, sometimes you just gotta let me be dramatic. Because I will get over it. But let me be dramatic first!
Scorpio: Hey Leo, If you listen carefully you can hear me whisper โ€œshut the fuck upโ€ at least once every five minutes.
Leo: Itโ€™s not my fault that You donโ€™t talk much.
Scorpio: Iโ€™m observing your weaknesses since youโ€™re so freely verbalizing everything about yourself.
Therapist: Okay, Okay take a breath everyone, especially you Taurus because you devoured the cupcakes I made for the all of you.
Taurus: Cupcakes are important to my mental health.
Libra: Oh seriously?
Taurus: Would you believe me if I answered ?
Libra: Do I look like an idiot?
Taurus: Do you want me to answer that truthfully?
Libra: you're so full of hate.
Taurus: I don't allow myself to be full of hate, I allow myself to be full of pasta instead.
Aquarius: I am So tired of being human, I want to be an Alien.
Taurus: Excuse me, I have to go and vomit.
Therapist: back to you Cancer, how are you feeling so far?
Cancer: Iโ€™m nothing but a constant state of internal screaming at this point.
Therapist: aren't you overreacting?
Cancer: Me? Overreacting? Probably.
Sagittarius: don't worry, If you ever feel stupid, or weak, or powerless, just remember that I, am not.
Libra: Well this social situation isn't going the way It went in my head.
Virgo: That is so not how it went!
Libra: You weren't in my head and you're drunk right now. Quit arguing with me.
Pisces: you brought us here because you imagined us doing this in your head?
Libra: I love you guys.
Capricorn: That's your business not ours *leave*
Taurus: maybe listen to me next time I tell you not to do something stupid. *takes the rest of the cupcakes and leaves*
Cancer: my mental health was working just fine before you brought me here. *leaves*
Gemini: You know, sometimes I think you do dumb shit on purpose just to see how I'll react. *leaves*
Libra: You're not wrong.
*the rest of The Signs leaves*
Leo: Anyways, Do you ever feel like a 4 times divorced 45 year old woman that smokes cigarettes in her fur coats on a grand piano? Cause I do and itโ€™s sad.
Therapist: we're done here, get out.
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shayaluvv ยท 3 years ago
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My Experiences with the signs ( Virgo sun, Libra moon, Libra rising )
Aries. OMG its like a love hate relationship I either really love and adore Aries or they either come off as annoying idk there usually really loud fun and smart I've never met a dumb Aries. They love to argue it's like they get a thrill out of it ๐Ÿ˜‚, there always energetic and they always play entirely to much never a boring conversation with them if they love you they will fin for you and make sure nobody messes wit you they all have attitude problems when something's bothering them but you can tell. Taurus. idk idk I get weird vibes from them sometimes idk there ok I mean if you talk to them they'll talk to you type thing all I can say about them is that there really possessive over the people they love like psycho๏ฟผ crazy like there most definitely the jealous type example I have a friend that's a Taurus and I was getting close with her cousin so she lied and started something between us because she didn't want us to be as close idk man I just get weird vibes. Gemini ๐Ÿ’Ž. I luvv luv luvvv omg most gems I met I adored them INSTANTLY like they always know how to dress and are the cutest . Never a boring conversation because the conversation never diessss topics for days. A Geminis love is one of the best loves like you can literally tell when they love you. There humor is top 5 for sure. Love there fashion taste and they often complement me on my fashion as well. Never met a mean Gemini such sweethearts. Don't mess with them though they will beat your a** confrontational asf wish I had the power to be ass bold as they are. Cancer. there the perfect people to go to for venting idk man they jus listen and understand. They have lots of selfish ways with them though. Normally very fun spirited and energetic. Just can come off as a lil phony and fake sometimes supper nice though.it's either there way or the high way it's true they can be emotionally manipulative asfff. When they get mad there the type to cry out in public and not care who's looking . There anger is Surprising like you would never think they would be like that but when there mad there maddddd. Leo. They really are the attention seekers and I love it. There the type to show up late as hell to a party or a gathering so everyone can see them walk in. normally flashy asf always has some type of brand on. There not the ones to play with they really will beat your a** most of the Leo's have met are short or small in someway but that does not stop them they really will surprise you with the strength they withhold. They take no bs or no disrespect. Virgo. I tend to get along with some virgos it's either cool or we clash I think I get along with Virgo men better then the females though Virgo men tend to be very friendly and there the best liars I have to give it to them. Conversations are good with them they either don't talk much or talk alotttt but once you get to know a Virgo female she really is and can be amesss but before knowing her you can think shes mean, stuck up, and boring the females are wild asf I'm already knowing hell I'm one . Libra. ๐Ÿฅฐ Gorgeous people really so pretty and they know they are !!! most Libras are sweet asff and really friendly will talk to anybody the men and women are different from each other in lotta ways like the Libra men I have encountered are like old men lol there normally very good looking but they tend to be more on the serious side in a way idk good laughs with them though. Scorpio. Most Scorpios I have encountered are beautiful asf even the men they just sexy maneeee they have always been the sweetest to me we normally click instantly idk I normally want to be there friend they wanna be mine I just think they are the coolest laid back people unproblematic asf true Sweethearts I tend to have a lot people with Scorpio Venus kind of obsess over me and I love it ๐Ÿ˜ญ so cute. They can be mean asff though they don't like ppl and I like that.
Sagittarius it's kind of like a love hate thingy with most of them I love how they dont gaf like all they care about is money there humor is unbeatable they are hilarious really funny and chill they love them some crakehead energy they exude it there selves so funny and bold there most definitely blunt asf and one of the realist if nobody else will say it a Sagittarius will I love how most Sagittarius jus show up like there flashy but they don't look for attention flashy you jus see it type thing and everyone knows there fly asfffff โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ. Capricorn I've had a couple Capricorn friends they all have been pretty different but there all so sweet like they get around they know a lot of people like most of the Capricorns I know Are social asf or ppl automatically like them they are some comedians there dark humor is unmatched there laugh is most definitely contagious. Unproblematic even though people may confront them I've noticed that some are confrontational and some are the opposite they back down love love them though there hugs are so warm there sweethearts love love love ๐Ÿ’—. Aquarius. I think Aquarius are so pretty. There social asl though so it kinda can come off as fake they can literally make friends and talk to anybody they only share there business with a selected few they trust there private asf. I'm forever scarred๏ฟผ from that one Aquarius friend I had she back stabbed me LOL and I will never look at Aquarius the same that's why I be careful when it comes to them there sneaky drama starters I watch what I say around them and make sure I tell them what I want them to know lol . Last but not least MY Pisces babies ๐Ÿ’“ totally adore y'all I never seen a ugly Pisces they are that they can come off a shy asf but are really wild asf that's what I love they are literally the bestest they lie so much though you never know If there telling the truth or lying the beauty is undeniable like really pretty asl never have a bad time will y'all so fun an bright jus over all good vibes like omg my heart goes to Pisces
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astrorising ยท 4 years ago
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I'm back because I loved my BTS ship and I'm now stanning more groups lmao. Could I get GOT7 and Super M ships if it's not too much trouble? ๐Ÿ’œ Rising in Virgo, Sun in Taurus, Moon in Aquarius, Mercury in Taurus, Venus in Taurus, Mars in Gemini, Jupiter in Gemini, Saturn in Capricorn, Uranus in Capricorn, Neptune in Capricorn, Pluto in Scorpio, and N. Node in Pisces. ๐Ÿฅฐ Thank you and sorry to be greedy, you just do the best explanations I've seen!!!! ๐Ÿ’•
awww, thank you for always coming back! it means so much to see you here all the time ๐Ÿฅฐnot too familiar with super M iโ€™m sorry donโ€™t hate me ๐Ÿ˜‚ just means i have to check them out now ๐Ÿ˜ but same! just branching out to more groups ๐Ÿ˜Š iโ€™d love to do a ship with you and got7!!
i ship you with...
bambam! ๐Ÿฅฐ
first, i love these boys UGH
anyways, his taurus would match with your virgo rising and taurus placements so well
heโ€™s patient and so are you
literally have the same mindset tbh
would buy out any store yโ€™all walk into
would always want to be by you
would love to cuddle and hold you
always reminding you how much you mean to him
not only in subtle ways, but would always tell you
power couple af
i love this ship tbh
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