#i hate my life lmao

[rotten-gal13]

AU where The Girl dies instead of the killjoys

[a-crows-hangout-space]

The main character

[rosiespokemontwitterau]

Time management! ໒( ♥ ◡ ♥ )७

[audrey--postz]

Might not post bc of school :')

I'll take a slight break from posting stuff

[mimi-multifandom]

Papa Louie Characters as Last Friday Night lyrics??? (yeah ik random af)

Danced on tabletops

Definitely Timm-

Took too many shots

probably Mousse based on a hc i have

Think we kissed, but forgot

Chuck and Taylor

Maxed their credit card

ngl that’s something Utah would do

Got kicked out of the bar

both Mousse and Whippa

Went streaking in the park

James idk why

Skinny-dipping in the dark

also James

Had a ménage à trois

Suggestive meaning: Akari, Allan, and Boomer

The wine: Jojo

Broke the law

everyone

[thelazyblogz]

David has to stay in his bed all day because he can’t move his legs 👍

[scionsthings]

Rewatching Arcane

[bunnyboygirlgod]

I think today is the death of boymoder Shiloh it is literally Too Hot you all are going to just have to accept the fact I have tiddies

[victoriannarwhal]

It's "Why did I get an English Degree Monday?"

[morganmaryann]

me rn after surgery

[oliveden]

let immortal characters in genshin be horrifying. they're not human and people should recognize that!! it's way more interesting if they don't feel normal

venti forgets to breathe, sometimes. he doesn't need to - he is the air around them. his eyes are just a little too vivid if you look at him directly. he doesn't bleed when he should and he doesn't sleep, either.

xiao stays away from liyue harbor. he doesn't want to corrupt them with his karma, and he doesn't want to frighten them, either. he knows what he looks like: too-gold eyes with too-slitted pupils, ears too pointed and fangs too sharp to be human. if you look at him in the corner of your eye, black and green and red dance across his skin and reach out to you.

ei has never learned to be human. her eyes are blinding and electricity crackles over her skin. the puppet she inhabits has too-smooth skin, porcelain clear and cold to the touch. she moves too quickly, too sharply, like a bolt of lightning that cannot slow down.

zhongli forgets human customs. he speaks of events from thousands of years ago like they were yesterday and talks in long-dead languages. to be under his gaze while solidifying a contract is to feel the weight of millennia upon your back. he makes no sound when he walks and yet his steps can shake the ground.

[insertcoolnameherethanks]

Oh?? You saw a bug??? Well that's okay it's really far awa-WHY WOULD YOU IMAGINE IT ON YOU okay don't panic this is- DID YOU FEEL THAT WHAT WAS THAT??? SCRATCH YOURSELF, BE ITCHY EVERYWHERE

[laddertek]

etho said actually you _don't_ understand the intricacies of how tango is my boyfriend and bdubs is my ex

(and how tango and bdubs kiss too)

Scar: We went on that little adventure, you know! Etho: Yeah, yeah, we had our adventure, that's true, that's true. Scar: You disparaged your teammates. That's it, all right, no more spoilers. Etho: (laughs) Our team has -- our team has some weird dynamics this -- this season. Cleo: (overlapping) Really, Etho? Is there trouble in paradise? (pause) Who's third-wheeling with you, again? I can't remember. Etho: (laughs) Uhh. The -- Cleo: Genuinely can't remember. I know it's you and Bdubs. And...Tango? Tango. Tango. Etho: (loudly) Why -- Why is Tango the third wheel? Why -- why isn't Bdubs the third wheel? Cleo: Because it's you and Bdubs. I'm sorry. I understand how that relationship goes. Etho: (dissatisfied) Hmm.

[undead-potatoes]

Even if you hate all of these, pick the one you hate the most

[johndonneswife]

[sweetmapple]

Mostly Hiring manager, but HR manager and PR manager too