#i hate ironing

[merinsedai]

I *might* be mistaken, but I think this non-iron shirt might need ironing… false advertising, John Lewis, false advertising.

Ah… I now see where I went wrong.

Turns out leaving a whole load of washing in the tumble dryer for 24 hours is no one’s definition of ‘prompt’.

[thetamingoftheshrew]

A very wrinkly 9 inch block

[happy-mokka]

Maybe I can put mine to good use after all?!? It's so lonely for years in the dark corner of the storeroom.

Using it at a permanent desk is so ironi(n)c.

I love that their office in Port Townsend was just an ironing board

[yaoisquidbob]

serious gaming

[primelaundrylondonsblog]

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[inkskinned]

i am an admitted summer girly but i have to say. winter food??? .... i have no arguments. divine. otherworldly. an absolute lineup of treasure. stew. mac & cheese. soups. hot cocoa. roast beast and who-hash. girl i quake. i feel like a mouse in a redwall book. fuckken rubbing my hands together with glee. my friend offered me a second snickerdoodle and my gay ass chuckled, "don't mind if i do." not a hint of fuckken irony. and you know what ???? DONT MIND IF I DO!!!!!!!!!!!

[housecow]

i LOVE when my belly gets grabbed in a certain way and it leaves a bruise. it’s so cute

[somewhereincairparavel]

'i hate jason grace because he thought he was worthy enough to compete with percy' I'm sorry have y'all SEEN jason. this man defeated a TITAN without weapons and his bare hands to the point the titan wanted to rise from the UNDERWORLD with the help of a GODDESS to seek vengeance over him. I think we can cut him slack for having some well deserved self respect bc I'd brag too wtf

[cloudypidge]

His foot fell asleep an hour ago, but he's too in love to move.

[i-a-q]

Peter: So… if you were a sandwich, what kind of sandwich would you be?

Tony: *without hesitation* A clubhouse, obviously. And you?

Peter: I’d probably be a peanut butter and jelly.

Tony: Of course, you would.

[somewhere-in-the-rain]

“Violet was so annoying in Iron Flame” yeah? Cry about it. After the shit she went through, she can complain about whatever the fuck she likes.

She got betrayed by the man she loved, had her entire world turned upside down, almost died, almost died again, was pushed to burnout, drugged and tortured, manipulated and belittled by her boyfriend’s ex, had her heart broken at the discovery he still didn’t trust her after everything they went through together, watched her mother die and one of her closest friends literally lose his leg, and you’re whining because “oh, she should be able to trust Xaden without knowing everything.” Shut the fuck up. Violet Sorrengail would eat you for breakfast. Grow up and develop some critical thinking skills.

[imperiuswrecked]

Marvel hates Romani characters so much. I want to die.

[crisalidaseason]

Imogen: I admit, Violet. I tolerate and respect you.

Sloane: same, I don't hate you anymore.

Violet: well, that's nice of you, thank you!

*Catriona challenges Violet*

Imogen and Sloane to Violet: bestie, beat her fucking ass!!!!

[shoot-i-messed-up]

Hal ships r so fun because like all of his top pairings are EXTREMELY different from each other

Like you have Halcarol which is the canon ship and they’re employee x boss, they’re messy, they are constantly divorcing

And you have sinhal aka halsin which is that specific flavor of yaoi where they’re old friends turned ideological enemies

Ofc u also have halbarry, who are just really sweet best friends to lovers

And halollie which is also best friends to lovers except they’re always arguing and also they’re tragic doomed yaoi

And then u have Batlantern which is like they’re coworkers who hate each other until they fuck about it

And like…so many polyamorous ships

[minxchester]

Fourth Wing Foreshadow Re-Read~

...look there's something just so disarming and adorable about a tall, buff, shadow-wielding trauma boy with a war on his shoulders admitting that his favorite food is chocolate fucking cake.

And then it's a gesture of love. 😭

*goes off to cry quietly in bed for a bit*

[artgletic]

case study of the self-identified god