#i hate him ๐Ÿ˜’
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monoceros-vulpes ยท 8 days ago
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๐Ÿ˜: What color do you think looks the best on (S/I)?
โ˜€๏ธ: Does (S/I) have an outfit that you think they look most attractive in? If so, what outfit is it?
๐ŸŒพ: Name five of your favorite things about (S/I). (Feel free to be as descriptive as you want!)
๐Ÿšฎ: How do you deal with someone bothering (S/I)?
๐Ÿ’: If you saw this thing in the store, you would instantly buy it for (S/I)! What is the thing?
for ur little ginger white boy ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿซถ
๐Ÿ˜: What color do you think looks the best on (S/I)?
"Hmm... I would say red is a fitting colour, but he would count that answer as cheating. Gin's clothes are mostly whites, reds, maroons.... His closet could use more browns and blacks, if you ask me."
โ˜€๏ธ: Does (S/I) have an outfit that you think they look most attractive in? If so, what outfit is it?
"Sometimes, he'll take a liking to one of my jackets or sweaters. Wear it all around the house like it's his."
๐ŸŒพ: Name five of your favorite things about (S/I). (Feel free to be as descriptive as you want!)
"Only five? [Laughing] I don't know if I can manage that. First of all, he has his wits about him. Ready for anything, and I mean anything. He can keep up with me, I like that. He's just about the only person more annoying than me. He has this cheeky grin he gives me when he thinks he's outsmarted me and thinks I can't see it. And... he does this thing, where he'll lay out in front of the fireplace. Stretch out like a massive cat. It's cute, but I don't know why he doesn't shift into fox form. My favourite thing though, above all, is that he's part of my family now. They accept him and vice versa."
๐Ÿšฎ: How do you deal with someone bothering (S/I)?
"He's strong enough and smart enough to deal with it on his own, probably better than I could honestly, but he likes it when I swoop in and play saviour."
๐Ÿ’: If you saw this thing in the store, you would instantly buy it for (S/I)! What is the thing?
"I'm inclined to give him anything red or gold, but... the past few months, I've been looking for a hair stick for him. Wood, red, gold... he would like that sort of thing. Accessories, if we're being more broad."
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spidehpig ยท 1 month ago
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the sharp inhale raphael does when you tell him to paint you a picture cracks me up so bad. bro couldnโ€™t wait to give his little theatrical number.
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heirloommtomatoes ยท 18 days ago
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the way kaladin is like. the only character who gets an arc relating to overcoming his prejudices but itโ€™sโ€ฆhim overcoming his โ€œprejudicesโ€ against lighteyesโ€ฆlike huhโ€ฆโ€ฆ?
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willowser ยท 1 year ago
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not to be so disgusting and gross about gojo on the dash but i think he's such a flirty, teasing idiot that, when you show him genuine and true affection, he goes all somber and quiet.
like you come up to him after dinner and stand on your tip-toes and hug him for no reason, give him a fat kiss on the cheek for no reason, and he just โ€” lets you. doesn't say anything, just kind of hums and lightly places his hands on your hips, so gently you might not even know they're there. you tell him, "i love you, thank you for eating with me," and he presses his mouth to the top of your head, lips squished, and says it back, but there's no jokes, no teasing remarks. he just allows himself to be weak and to bask in it, for as long as he can.
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pixlatedvampire ยท 2 months ago
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I havent finished anything in a bit so please enjoy my favorite Grima doodles lmao ๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿฅฐ
#grima wormtongue#grima#lotr#lord of the rings#csp#pixel art#doodle#my art#.... posting this again bc its not showing up in the tags.. 2nd time this has happened to me and both are for grima posts..#๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜’ tumblr whats your beef?? why do you hate him?? hes just a silly guy!!#works out ig? bc i forgot to do alt text on the first go but like annoying. im going to have to check everytime now ig ugh :T#i have painstakingly rewritten my og tags bc itll bother me otherwise lmao rip ->#I missed playing w shapes lmao its fun!!#hes a wiggly man#also long pointy nose is my favorite shape actually. such a fun silhouette#the mcdonalds order is my fav one btw i live for that kind of anachronism lmao ๐Ÿคฃ#also i think grima was always whispering weird stuff to theoden since almost no one was actually suspicious of him doing it lol#<- i have a whole drawing planned for that thought! Youll see it. One day >_<โ€#also technically from movie refs his cloak is one big piece w slits for the arms but i like the shape of separating it better!!#weโ€™re in my mixed bag of canon and personal thoughts now lmao XD#<- i was a brighter happier man 2 hours ago lol#sorry if anyone sees these repost attempts and is annoyed 07 im just a bit confused why it keeps happening ToT#edit: its still not showing up? literally wtf tumblr pls.. my silly drawings... have mercy ๐Ÿฅบ ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ˜ญ#Edit again: WOAH IT MADE IT??? WERE IN THE TAGS NOW BABYYY SORRY FOR BADMOUTHING YOU TUMBLR SUPPORT IG??#in that case sorry for the double post lmao ๐Ÿ˜…
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livinces ยท 17 days ago
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Once again, I don't go to 911 like that, but I have learned that B*ddie shippers are the demons of the fandom and I now hate their ship because of them, HOLY SHIT.
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dragonanon ยท 10 months ago
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Why is it that I ALWAYS end up simping for the awful, douche bag, bastard men?? Iโ€™m literally over here pulling a Helga Pataki for Adam and Mammon right now, and I am fighting for my life
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mrsoharaa ยท 4 months ago
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"Satoru, let go of me, now." you tried prying your arm away from the vice grip of the looming white haired sorcerer cornering you against the frame of your office door. Thumb gently caressing, smoothing over the supple surface of your wrist with soften lulling strokes, a tugging smile and a low, playful hum resonating deep from his rumbling chest.
Binded cornflower eyes peer straight through the delicate cotton lacing his vision, searing down at you with such coy and taunt. Thoroughly, eating away at the uprising fluster seeping onto your adorable cheeks.
"Now why would I do that, hm? doesn't my pretty girl like it when I do this with my thumb?" he whisks ever so sultry โ€” promiscuously, tone tainted with deep allure and amorous, as he continues to sweep the pad of his long digit across your trembling wrist, gradually tracing up into the palm of your soft hand, fingers smoothly interlacing with one another in a swift of a motion.
Chuckles lightly as he watches you scowl up at him shyly, but still scorned up at him with annoyance and blunder. The heat in your skin giving away your likeness to his subtle advances. Loathing that he was right...how much you melt to the tender graze of his lengthy fingers caressing over your skin.
"Heh, there she is~"
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doggoboigaugau ยท 6 months ago
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Your boy has come back with a concerning level of obsession over yet another boyloser
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bedforddanes75 ยท 7 months ago
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never occurred to me he has actual haters
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chaosmultiverse ยท 1 year ago
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William put a firm hand on T.J's shoulder with a cold and demeaning look in his eyes, the pale violet of his eyes were more akin to a blizzard.
"Ah, I see:" He smiled, leaving a puase long enough for someone to start to say something but not enough time to finish a single word.
"You lot were just placing a sobbing ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ into the jaws of a robotic bear, for fun! Ah how silly of me to fail see how that might tickle someone's funny bone." He said a fuax cheerful tone.
His grip got painfully tight for a moment while he simply glared at the child, before he released his grip.
"I suppose I could see how that might be a little funny, under different circumstances-" his glare became more tense for a moment before his eyes drifted off to somewhere in the distance "-but really, to be serious there- There is something so deeply broken there, with my remaining son and yourself, turly."
Sure, he had made a child cry before, many times. Sure he had put his hands on Evan a few times, when the boy simply won't listen and he hadn't refined his guidance to the boy, sure, especially recently he had tormented Michael.
But he hadn't done it for fun, no it was meant to make them better, growing pains.
it wasn't like T.J. didn't feel bad for what happened -- the regret was seeping into him more && more each day that went by. it felt like overnight, their worlds had fallen apart && been replaced with nothing but anxiety && fear. he knew that none of them had intended for a stupid little joke to got hat far -- but it had. it had, and now a kid was dead, he'd never ever forget that moment of panic.
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" we didn't think he was gonna get hurt. we were just messin' with him. " T.J. confesses, albeit still hiding a lot of details by keeping it vague. he didn't do well when he was cornered like this, but he still wanted to defend their decisions -- to defend michael's dumb idea.
at the next insinuation, T.J. grows a bit more defensive. " wh -- i didn't exactly think the thing was gonna go off! none of us did! we were just tryin' to play a prank on him -- it was meant t' be funny! not .. " he trails off, frowning, the memories of that day coming back like a whirlwind of chaos. he clams up at the idea of saying any more -- he doesn't want to mess up .. say something wrong.
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teddybeartoji ยท 7 months ago
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i want toji in reading glasses and i want satoru in reading glasses. right now.
toji the old man obviously fucking needs them and he unfortunately looks way too good with them. he still squints his eyes when he tries to type away in his flip phone but he refuses to get his eyes checked again bc that's clearly for pussies (???????). bear with him, he's just afraid of doctors.
and satoru thee slut, who actually also needs them bc his six eyes are getting a bit tired yk. they kind of want to slip off his nose and he always winks at you when he's pushing them back up sigh he's so annoying (he's so fucking hot).
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prophetofthemuse ยท 5 days ago
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[Completely sober] You know, the demonic apparition who haunts the dreams of many is kind of cute, I am not going to lie.
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sunsetsandsunshine ยท 5 months ago
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AAAHHH REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!!!
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So proud of you for powering through your requests and wips of your own!!! You did SUCH A FANTASTIC JOB AT BY THE WAY!!!! oh my gosh!! Your creativity inspires me A HECK OF A LOT EMERY! ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™
I thought I'd might as well send you a request! (No pressure, and absolutely no need for a rush!)
Maybe something that is Halloween themed for rottmnt? Maybe they're decorating for Halloween and Mikey or Leo seems to have a disagreement with certain decorations that the rest of the Hamato brothers seem to have no problems with? Resulting in normal brother banter, but it soon turns into one of them declaring a "tickle fight"?
One of them could be like "how about we settle this with a tickle fight!" and since Mikey or Leo is the only one who has a disagreement with the decor, one of them just get ganged up on, and eventually it rules out to them loosing since it's literally a 1v3? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
I don't know! I just thought of it, but of course no pressure in writing it if it's too confusing! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
~ย ๐™ฒ๐š˜๐š›๐šŠ๐š•๐š’๐š—๐šŽ ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐šŠ ๐š™๐šž๐š–๐š™๐š”๐š’๐š—ย ~
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ยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ™๏ผŠ*โ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™โœฉโ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™*หš๐™ฐ๐š†๐™ด ๐š‚๐™ฐ๐šƒ๐š„๐š๐™ฝ ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’—!!! ๐š„๐š ๐™ฒ๐™พ๐™ผ๐™ฟ๐™ป๐™ธ๐™ผ๐™ด๐™ฝ๐šƒ๐š‚ ๐™ฐ๐™ป๐š†๐™ฐ๐šˆ๐š‚ ๐™ผ๐™ฐ๐™บ๐™ด ๐™ผ๐™ด ๐š‚๐™พ ๐š‚๐™พ ๐™ท๐™ฐ๐™ฟ๐™ฟ๐šˆ ๐šƒ๐™ท๐™ฐ๐™ฝ๐™บ ๐šˆ๐™พ๐š„??? ๐™ธ๐šโ€™๐šœ ๐šœ๐š˜ ๐š๐š•๐šž๐šœ๐š๐šŽ๐š›๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐šœ๐šž๐š›๐š™๐š›๐š’๐šœ๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š๐š˜ ๐š‘๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š› ๐š–๐šข ๐šœ๐š’๐š•๐š•๐šข ๐š ๐š›๐š’๐š๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š’๐š—๐šœ๐š™๐š’๐š›๐šŽ๐šœ ๐š™๐šŽ๐š˜๐š™๐š•๐šŽ ๐š ๐š‘๐šŽ๐š— ๐™ธโ€™๐š– ๐š˜๐š—๐š•๐šข ๐š—๐š˜๐š  ๐š‹๐šŽ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š–๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šŠ ๐šœ๐š˜๐š™๐š‘๐š–๐š˜๐š›๐šŽ ๐š’๐š— ๐™ท๐š’๐š๐š‘๐šœ๐šŒ๐š‘๐š˜๐š˜๐š• ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพโ€ฆ! ๐™ฐ๐š—๐š ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐š›๐šŽ๐šš๐šž๐šŽ๐šœ๐š๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šœ๐š˜๐š–๐šŽ๐š๐š‘๐š’๐š—๐š ๐™ท๐šŠ๐š•๐š•๐š˜๐š ๐šŽ๐šŽ๐š— ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐š–๐šŽ๐š ๐š๐šž๐š›๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š•๐šŽ๐š๐š’๐š ๐š–๐š’๐š-๐™น๐šž๐š•๐šข ๐š’๐šœ ๐š“๐šž๐šœ๐š ๐šœ๐š˜โ€ฆ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพโ€” ๐šŠ๐š•๐šœ๐š˜ ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐™ฟ๐™ท๐™พ๐šƒ๐™พ ๐™ฑ๐š๐™พ ๐™ป๐™ผ๐™ฐ๐™พ?! ๐š‚๐šŠ๐šŸ๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š‚๐™ฐ๐š…๐™ด๐™ณหš*โ€ข ฬฉฬฉอ™โ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™*โœฉ๏ผŠยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ™
๐™ถ๐šŽ๐š—๐š›๐šŽ: ๐™ต๐š•๐šž๐š๐š
๐š†๐š˜๐š›๐š๐šœ:ย ๐Ÿธ,๐Ÿธ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿพ
๐™ป๐šŽ๐šŽ: ๐™ป๐šŽ๐š˜ ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ’™ย 
๐™ป๐šŽ๐š›: ๐š๐šŠ๐š™๐š‘ ๐Ÿขโค๏ธ, ๐™ณ๐š˜๐š—๐š—๐š’๐šŽ ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ’œ ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐™ผ๐š’๐š”๐šŽ๐šข ๐Ÿข๐Ÿงก
๐š‚๐šž๐š–๐š–๐šŠ๐š›๐šข: ๐šƒ๐š‘๐šŽ ๐™ท๐šŠ๐š–๐šŠ๐š๐š˜ ๐š‹๐š›๐š˜๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐š›โ€™๐šœ ๐šŠ๐š›๐šŽ ๐šœ๐šŽ๐š๐š๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šž๐š™ ๐š๐š˜๐š› ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐š’๐š› ๐š—๐šŽ๐š  ๐™ท๐šŠ๐š•๐š•๐š˜๐š ๐šŽ๐šŽ๐š— ๐š‘๐š˜๐š–๐šŽ ๐šŠ๐šŽ๐šœ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ๐š๐š’๐šŒ (๐š‹๐šŽ๐šŒ๐šŠ๐šž๐šœ๐šŽ ๐š’๐šโ€™๐šœ ๐š๐š˜๐š๐šŠ๐š•๐š•๐šข ๐™พ๐šŒ๐š๐š˜๐š‹๐šŽ๐š› ๐š›๐š’๐š๐š‘๐š ๐š—๐š˜๐š ), ๐š‹๐šž๐š ๐™ป๐šŽ๐š˜ ๐š’๐šœ๐š—โ€™๐š ๐š๐š˜๐š˜ ๐š๐š˜๐š—๐š ๐š˜๐š ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐šŒ๐š‘๐š˜๐š’๐šŒ๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š ๐š๐šŽ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š›.
(๐™ฐ/๐™ฝ: ๐™ณ๐š˜๐š—โ€™๐š ๐š‹๐šŽ ๐š๐š‘๐šŠ๐š ๐š๐šž๐šข! ๐šƒ*๐šŒ๐šŽ๐šœ๐š ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐™บ๐š’๐š—๐š”/๐™ฝ๐š‚๐™ต๐š† ๐š‹๐š•๐š˜๐š๐šœ ๐™ณ๐™ฝ๐™ธ!!!)
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๐š†๐šŠ๐š›๐š—๐š’๐š—๐š๐šœ: ๐šƒ๐š’๐šŒ๐š”๐š•๐š’๐š—๐š, ๐šŒ๐šž๐šœ๐šœ๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š–๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐š’๐š˜๐š—๐šœ ๐š˜๐š ๐™ท๐šŠ๐š•๐š•๐š˜๐š ๐šŽ๐šŽ๐š— ๐š–๐š˜๐šŸ๐š’๐šŽ๐šœ ๐š•๐š˜๐š•. ๐™ธ๐š ๐š—๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ ๐šŠ๐š›๐šŽ ๐šข๐š˜๐šž๐š› ๐š๐š˜๐š›๐š๐šŽ, ๐š๐š˜ ๐š๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šœ๐š˜๐š–๐šŽ๐š๐š‘๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š๐š‘๐šŠ๐š ๐š’๐šœ ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿพโœจ
๏ผŠ*โ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™โœฉโ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™*หš๐š‚๐š™๐š˜๐š˜๐š”๐šข ๐šœ๐šŒ๐šŠ๐š›๐šข ๐šœ๐š”๐šŽ๐š•๐šŽ๐š๐š˜๐š—๐šœ ๐šœ๐š™๐š˜๐š˜๐š”๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šž๐š™ ๐šข๐š˜๐šž๐š› ๐šœ๐š™๐š’๐š—๐šŽ ๐š˜๐š› ๐š‘๐š˜๐š ๐šŽ๐šŸ๐šŽ๐š› ๐š’๐š ๐š๐š˜๐šŽ๐šœ ๐š“๐šœ๐š“๐šœ๐š–๐šœ๐š“๐š๐š‘๐š‘ ๐šŽ๐š—๐š“๐š˜๐šข!!!หš*โ€ขโœฉโ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™*หš๏ผŠยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ™
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โ€œMove it to the left! Noโ€ฆyourย otherย left! โ€ฆDonnie, I just said yourย other left!!!โ€ Raph yelled.ย 
โ€œI donโ€™t haveย 'an other left!'ย Are you trying to tell me that you want me to use myย rightย hand?!โ€ Donnie asked, irritation abundantly clear in his tone.ย 
โ€œNO!ย Iย KNOWย WHAT I SAID!!! WHAT Iย WANTย YOU TO DO IS USE YOURย OTHER LEFT!!โ€ Raphael basically screamed.
โ€œI. DONโ€™T. KNOW. WHAT. THAT.ย MEANS!!!โ€ Donatello screeched back.ย 
โ€œOh for crying outโ€”โ€œ The eldest sighed, โ€œGive it here.โ€ The taller turtle snatched the Coraline themed paper cut outโ€™s from his younger brother, getting tape and sticking them to the wall.ย 
Raph stepped out a bit, looking at where he had placed the paper cut outโ€™s before letting out a huff of satisfation, putting his hands on his hips, โ€œSee?ย Now was that so hard?โ€ย 
The purple banded turtleโ€™s eye twitched slightly, turning to his older brother and giving him a quickly glare as he put the excess decorations away, โ€œYou used yourย right handย to place that decoration,ย dumbass.โ€ย 
The eldest blinked in confusion at his brotherโ€™s statement, doing an L-shape with both of his fingers as a small embarrassed blush appeared on his cheeks, โ€œI see...โ€ย 
The young scientist rolled his eyes fondly, shaking his head as he threw away the remainder of the paper, โ€œYou seeโ€”โ€
โ€œI aham stopping youย rightย there.ย Please dohonโ€™t Dhar Man lihife lesson me right nowโ€ฆโ€
โ€œYou seeโ€ฆโ€ The softshell continued, his grin widening as he heard a loud groan come from his older brother, โ€œYou shouldย alwaysย listen to your immediate younger brother because he is justย soย intelligent and justย soย far beyond the usual intellect of the average fifteen year old.โ€ย 
The red banded turtle nodded his head, trying his best not to laugh at his brotherโ€™s silly anticโ€™s.ย 
It was currently October and there wasย lotsย of spookiness in the air. Although it was literally just theย 1stย dayย of October, there was still freshly new spookiness in the atmosphere.
More or less, anyway...
The turtle teenโ€™s were setting their lair to be aโ€ฆsort ofย Halloweenย themed aesthetic.ย 
Did their Dad know they were basically re-decorating the whole lair? No. But heโ€™ll just have to deal with it.ย 
Last yearย they did The Nightmare before Christmas.
The year beforeย thatย they did the Corpse Brideโ€ฆ
โ€ฆAnd, wellโ€ฆyou get the idea. The rat man should be used to this routine by now.
The two eldest turtleโ€™s looked at each other for a minute before bursting out into small laughs, chuckling at each otherโ€™s ridiculousness, โ€œOkahayโ€ฆremind me tohoย neverย doho ahanother Dhar Mann impression.โ€ Donnie giggled out.ย 
โ€œAhalright, Dhahar Mann fam.โ€ The eldest snickered as the two youngest turtleโ€™s entered the living room.ย 
โ€œEw.ย Why did we choose Coraline as this yearโ€™s Halloween theme again?โ€ Leo muttered, squinting at the choice of decorations in a disgusted manner, โ€œI meanโ€ฆthe blue hair and pronouns girl?ย Loveย that.ย But canโ€™t we just save that one for Pride month or something?โ€ย 
Raphael put a hand over his mouth, turning around and trying not to laugh as Donnie and Mikey looked at the red eared slider in confusion.ย 
โ€œThatโ€™s Coraline, you idiot.โ€ The box turtle muttered out.
โ€œWaitโ€ฆTHATโ€™Sย Coraline?! What about the lady with the spider arms and looks like Jim Carrey from The Mask?โ€
Raphael loudly wheezed in the background at his brotherโ€™s genuine confusion, clutching his side and holding onto the kitchen counter for dear life as he laughed.
โ€œThatโ€™sโ€ฆThatโ€™s her Mom, man.โ€ Mikey said.ย 
The slider blinked in awe before letting out a long sigh, โ€œWhateverโ€ฆโ€
The blue banded turtle went to the wall, taking off some of the Coraline cut outโ€™s that Mikey put up and replaced them with Charlie Brown ones.ย 
โ€œCharlie Brown?ย Really?โ€ Donnie deadpanned as he crossed his arms.
โ€œYes!โ€ Leo said, โ€œItโ€™s the Great Pumpkin! He rises out of the pumpkin patchโ€”โ€œ
โ€œWeโ€™re familiar with the tale, Nardo.โ€ The second oldest interrupted, โ€œButโ€ฆjust why? You seriously want to put up an imaginary pumpkin over Coralineโ€ฆ?โ€
โ€œYes.ย Yes I do.โ€ย 
The scientist just rolled his eyes, going over to help Raph who was currently dying of laughter on the floor, โ€œYou do you brother of mine.โ€
โ€œOho I beg to differ.โ€ Michelangelo seethed, going up to his immediate older brother, โ€œI worked hard on those Coraline paper cut outs! You canโ€™t justโ€ฆreplaceย themย with some pumpkin from the 1960โ€™s!โ€
Leonardo looked at his youngest brother up and down, โ€œโ€ฆYou bought these from the dollar store and just dumped glitter on it.โ€ย 
โ€œEXACTLY!ย DO YOU KNOW HOWย HARDย IT WAS TO EVENLY DISTRIBUTE ALL THE GLITTER ON EACH CORALINE PIECE?!โ€
Leo hummed in acknowledgment, trying to take off more of the decorations but was basically jumped by Mikey to the floor. The two youngest playfully fought with each otherโ€™s arms, both of them trying to get the upper hand in the play-fight. โ€œHehey heHEY!ย Gehehetย ohoffย of me yohou overgrown frog!โ€ Leo giggled out.ย 
โ€œOh dohonโ€™tย even,ย Leheheon. When yohou wear glahasses yohou look lihike that oddly proportioned 'brohother' of ours thahatโ€™s aha disgrace to ahall turtle-kind.โ€ The box turtle said smugly.ย 
โ€œโ€ฆARE YOU COMPARING ME TO THAT UGLY ASS FRANKLIN GUY?!โ€
โ€œI AM AND WHAT ABOUT IT?!โ€
โ€œOho youโ€™re done. Done.โ€ Leo growled, trying to get the upper hand but was pinned down by the youngest pretty quickly on the ground. The orange banded turtle grinned in triumph, brutally attacking the other by tickling his underarms.
Leo let out a loud squawk in surprise, pushing at his brotherโ€™s wrists as he clamped his mouth shut. He shook his head back and forth, trying his absoluteย best๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝnot to satisfy the youngest in his attack.ย 
Donโ€™t laugh. Donโ€™t laugh. Donโ€™t laugh. Donโ€™t laugh.ย Donโ€™t. fucking. laugh.ย 
โ€œWoah.ย We left for, like,ย 5 minutes tops.ย What happened?โ€ The purple banded turtle asked as him and the eldest walked into the scene up-roaring in front of them.ย 
โ€œLeo said my Coraline paper cut outs were cheap and ugly!โ€ The youngest dramatically whined, wiping away a tear before skittering his fingers along the sliderโ€™s ribs.ย 
Okay, wellย first of all:ย Leoย neverย said that. Did they look cheap?ย Yes.ย Did he think that the DIY decorations looked cheap?ย Ohoย absolutely.ย 
But the fact of the matter was he never said itย out loud!ย Heย thoughtย it but he neverย saidย it.
โ€œDamnโ€ฆhe hasnโ€™t started laughing yet? He would usually be squirming like aย drunkย mermaidย right about now.โ€ Raphael mused, poking Leo in the side repeatedly as the second youngest closed his eyes shut. โ€œWe know you wanna laugh, Leo~!โ€ The eldest sing-songed.ย 
The second youngest let out a soft snort, continuing to shake his head as his legs kicked behind Mikey. Donatello raised an unamused brow, sitting down and lightly grabbing the sliderโ€™s right ankle as he tickled his heel.
โ€œPFFTAHAHโ€” *snort*ย dahAHAMMIT!โ€ Leo screeched as he finally let out a laugh whilst stomping his free foot on the floor. The three teens tormenting their brother smiled at the long overdue flood of giggles and snorts that was escaping the sliderโ€™s mouth.
โ€œThere it is~!โ€ Raph cooed softly, tickling under Leoโ€™s chin as the second youngest blushed slightly at the tease. โ€œGOHO *snort* AWAHAHAY YOHOU AHASSโ€” *snort*!!โ€ย 
โ€œGASP! Oh no you didย not.ย Cussing us out now? C'mon, Nardoโ€ฆyou know better than that~!โ€ The second oldest mused, using his spider arms to hold the blue banded turtleโ€™s ankles in place as he tickled all over his feet. Leonardo laugh raised an octave at the sudden action, squirming underneath the youngest more frantically.ย 
The blue banded teen snorted loudly, his hands flapping on the floor which absolutleyย meltedย the otherโ€™s hearts, โ€œGUHUHUYS S-STAHAP! IHIHITโ€” *snort*ย EHEHEHAH!!!ย IHIT TIHIโ€” *snort*!!โ€ย 
โ€œAweโ€ฆitย tickles?ย Is that what youโ€™re trying to say~?โ€ Mikey asked mischeivously, pinching Leoโ€™s hips mercilessly. Raphael grinned, holding the sliderโ€™s arms up as he tickled his stomach and sides. โ€œDoes iiiiitโ€ฆtickleย here?ย Orrrrโ€ฆwhat aboutย here? Here?ย Andย heeeere~?โ€ The eldest asked as he unpredictably switched from tickling the blue banded teenโ€™s stomach to his sides, definitely making sure to leave the leader in blue in stitches.
โ€œY'know, Leeโ€ฆyou could get out of this situation more easily if you just apologized.โ€ The young scientist commented.
โ€œFAHAHโ€” *snort* FOHOR WHAHAโ€” *snort* WHAHAT?!โ€ Leonardo asked through his laughs.
โ€œWhat do you meanย 'fohor whahat?'ย For insulting Mikeyโ€™s precious art and calling it cheap!โ€ Donatello said as if the answer shouldโ€™ve been obvious.ย 
โ€œBUHUT IHI DIHIHIDNโ€™T!!! HEEHEEโ€™S A *snort* LIHIHIAR!!!โ€
All the other turtleโ€™s gasped dramatically, ceasing their attack momentarily as the box turtle glared at his brother playfully, โ€œOho Iโ€™m sorryโ€ฆI didnโ€™t quite hear you.ย Whatย did you just call me?โ€
The lime-green eyed teenโ€™s heart dropped at the fake sweet tone his younger brother was speaking in, he hugged his middles as more frantic giggles poured from out of his mouth, โ€œN-Nohoโ€” *snort* NOHO! Ihiโ€” *snort* I-Ihi dihidnโ€™t meeheean IHIT! M-MIHIKEY WAHAHAIT!โ€
โ€œAndย now youโ€™re laughing at me.ย You must think this isย funny,ย huh?โ€ The orange banded turtle asked as he effortlessly pushed Leoโ€™s hands aside as Raph casually held them up again. The eldest used one hand to hold Leoโ€™s wrists together but wiggled his free hand near the second youngestโ€™s neck.ย 
The blue cladded teenโ€™s eyed widened, silently praying toย Godย that he wouldnโ€™t go to the golden gates early because of what was about to happen to him.ย 
Donnie hovered his hands over Leoโ€™s knees as Mikeyโ€™s hands innocently and gently traced over his immediate older brotherโ€™s sides. The lime-green eyed mutant gulped, glaring at Mikey as the youngest happily glared back.ย 
โ€œAnything you wanna say to me, Leon? Anything in particular?โ€ The box turtle asked.ย 
โ€œF-Fuhuhuck. yohou.โ€ Leo giggled through gritted teeth.
After that extremely rude remark, the brotherโ€™s wasted no time tickling the second youngest into oblivion. Donnie tickled underneath his knees, Mikey scribbled his nails against the sliderโ€™s sides as he blew raspberries on his stomach, and finally, Raph tickled his neck as he held up his arms.
A pretty smart tactic if you ask me. A mean one? Ohย 100%,ย but at least it was effective.ย 
Leonardo let out a screechy vulture-like scream before falling into loud bubbly cackles. The slider shook his head back and forth once more, squirming as best he could in the position he was in.ย 
โ€œAweโ€ฆโ€ Raphael chuckled out, letting go of his brotherโ€™s wrists to let him flap his hands happily on Michelangeloโ€™s arms.ย 
โ€œSTAHAHAP!! PLEHEHEASE *snort* IHIHITโ€™S *snort* TOOHOOโ€” *snort* NAHAHAH!!!โ€
โ€œBuhut Ihi want my apology!โ€ Mikey giggled.ย 
โ€œMIHIKAHAโ€” *snort*!!! SHUHUT IHIHIT!!!โ€
โ€œDonโ€™t youย dareย disobey me, Coraline~!โ€ Raph snickered, using both of his hands to tickle the crooks of the second youngestโ€™s neck. Leoโ€™s adorable laughter became wheezy as happy tears slowly started appearing in his eyes, โ€œDAHAHAHโ€” *snort* RAHAHโ€” *snort* PLAHAHA *snort*ย EEEEEE!!!โ€
โ€œIHIHI๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝM SAHARRY! IHIโ€™M SAHAโ€” *snort*! GUHUHUYS!!!โ€ The slider snorted as he scrunched up his shoulders.ย 
Mikey hummed in thought, blowing a raspberry on his immediate older brotherโ€™s ribs, โ€œAre you apologizing for insulting my crafts or are you apologizing for cussing us out?โ€
โ€œBAHAHโ€” *snort* BOHOTH!ย BOHOHOTH!!!ย PLAHAโ€” *snort* GUHUYS!!โ€
โ€œOkahay okayโ€ฆโ€ Michelangelo giggled, gesturing for his older brotherโ€™s to stop. The red eared slider mutant layed limp on the floor, curling in on himself as his brotherโ€™s sat next to him. The art loving turtle wrapped his brother in a tight hug which the second youngest couldnโ€™t help but melt in through his tired giggles.
โ€œAre you guys alright?! I heard screaming.โ€ April quickly said as she walked into the lair, carrying a grocery bag full of candies and treats. The mutants almost immediately perked up at the sound of their sisterโ€™s arrival, going over and attacking her in huge bear hug.
The small human giggled at the gesture, hugging her brotherโ€™s back. โ€œIโ€™ll take that as aย 'weโ€™re fine and not dying a gruesome death.'โ€ She concluded as she got out of the hug to put the candy bag down on the kitchen counter. โ€œI meanโ€ฆwhy was there screaming, though? I honestly thought you all were getting brutally murderedโ€ฆโ€
Donnie raised a brow, looking over at his twin, โ€œWanna give April the inside scoop of what went down, Nardo?โ€
โ€œIโ€™m good.โ€ The red eared slider said as he stuck a tongue out at his older twin, which the purple banded turtle hadย no problemย copying back.
โ€œLeo said my decorations were cheap and ugly.โ€ The youngest said with dramatic flair, pointing at his Coraline cut-outโ€™s. Aprilโ€™s eyed widened in shock, biting down her lip as he nodded, looking away from her youngest brotherโ€™s creation. โ€œIt looksย great,ย Mike.โ€ She giggled out, going to the kitchen counter to take out the candy as she was happily followed by Raphael.
โ€œWoahย woah!!!ย Getย backย here! Iย heardย that laugh, Riri!โ€ The orange banded turtle screeched, following along the elder siblings to the kitchen as he was followed by the middle siblings.
In all honestyโ€ฆperhaps the Coraline themed Halloween decor wasnโ€™t theย worstย ideaโ€™s Leoโ€™s brotherโ€™s have had.ย 
Leonardo could always make a Great Pumpkin Halloween theme next year.
But that did not stop the leader in blue from sticking the pumpkin sticker he had on his pouch on the youngestโ€™s shell without anyone noticing.
Well, besides Donnieโ€” who chuckled lighlty at the gesture as the two twins made their way to the kitchen.
ยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ™๏ผŠ*โ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™โœฉโ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™*หš๐™ต๐™ธ๐™ฝหš*โ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™โœฉโ€ขฬฉฬฉอ™*หš๏ผŠยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ™ย 
(๐™ฟ.๐š‚.: ๐™ธ๐š ๐šข๐š˜๐šž ๐šŽ๐š—๐š“๐š˜๐šข๐šŽ๐š ๐š๐š‘๐š’๐šœ ๐š๐š’๐šŒ, ๐š™๐š•๐šŽ๐šŠ๐šœ๐šŽ ๐š›๐šŽ๐š‹๐š•๐š˜๐š!!!)
#Rottmnt tickle#Rottmnt tickle fic#Rottmnt tickle fanfiction#Lee!Leo#Ler!Raph#Ler!Donnie#Ler!Mikey#All jokes aside this did help me get in the mood for Tickletober ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ป#Which I DO plan on doing ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿพโœจ#Donnie is apart of the Dhar Mann fam guys cmon itโ€™s literally canon#Also Leo loving Charlie Brown is also canon bc why not ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’—???#Itโ€™s totally not bc anytime I write Leo I 100% projectโ€ฆ#Whaaaaat ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซโ€ฆ? ME??? Oho I would N E V E R#We need more fics of Don and Raph just hanging out man ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”#They are sososo silly AND underrated as a duo#Nickelodeon when I catch you Nickelodeon ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ#Also you guys know Franklin right?????!!!!#That ugly ass turtle that looks like heโ€™s been taking coke since birth#I hate him#Like Iโ€™m being so deadass you all donโ€™t understand#Turtle my ass that thing is an armadillo ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿพ#Not to insult Arthur by saying that ily Arthur Iโ€™m just saying ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ#Maybe when I get more comfy with posting my art on here I could draw my concept of the lair in the Coraline decor ๐Ÿค”โ€ฆ#Idk just a thought ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ#I fought through war zones to post this fic AHHHHH#Tumblr is being a glitchy glitch but ur girl got it ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ#Hope you like this Saturn ๐Ÿฅน#If you donโ€™t I will cry and that IS a threat#โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿงก
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elizakai ยท 1 year ago
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Sus.
(Idol dream and Staff bitch by @tuxibirdie)
(idol blue by @saltiestbread)
IDOL! AU belongs to @zucchiyeni
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bambieluv ยท 2 months ago
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Sorry but this is the most ass takes on them, sanji is one of the most shitty characters in one piece and is not kind like at all, it's almost like he has reverse character development where he just keeps getting shittier and shittier with each arc, he's literally just a creep who thirsts for underage girls and is low-key Fishman racist, there's nothing to like about him. And the characterization of nami is literally just objectively wrong
**Edit some proof he's 21 thinking about a 16 year old like that, it's not hard to hate on vinsmoke sanji
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