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๐: What color do you think looks the best on (S/I)?
โ๏ธ: Does (S/I) have an outfit that you think they look most attractive in? If so, what outfit is it?
๐พ: Name five of your favorite things about (S/I). (Feel free to be as descriptive as you want!)
๐ฎ: How do you deal with someone bothering (S/I)?
๐: If you saw this thing in the store, you would instantly buy it for (S/I)! What is the thing?
for ur little ginger white boy ๐๐ซถ
๐: What color do you think looks the best on (S/I)?
"Hmm... I would say red is a fitting colour, but he would count that answer as cheating. Gin's clothes are mostly whites, reds, maroons.... His closet could use more browns and blacks, if you ask me."
โ๏ธ: Does (S/I) have an outfit that you think they look most attractive in? If so, what outfit is it?
"Sometimes, he'll take a liking to one of my jackets or sweaters. Wear it all around the house like it's his."
๐พ: Name five of your favorite things about (S/I). (Feel free to be as descriptive as you want!)
"Only five? [Laughing] I don't know if I can manage that. First of all, he has his wits about him. Ready for anything, and I mean anything. He can keep up with me, I like that. He's just about the only person more annoying than me. He has this cheeky grin he gives me when he thinks he's outsmarted me and thinks I can't see it. And... he does this thing, where he'll lay out in front of the fireplace. Stretch out like a massive cat. It's cute, but I don't know why he doesn't shift into fox form. My favourite thing though, above all, is that he's part of my family now. They accept him and vice versa."
๐ฎ: How do you deal with someone bothering (S/I)?
"He's strong enough and smart enough to deal with it on his own, probably better than I could honestly, but he likes it when I swoop in and play saviour."
๐: If you saw this thing in the store, you would instantly buy it for (S/I)! What is the thing?
"I'm inclined to give him anything red or gold, but... the past few months, I've been looking for a hair stick for him. Wood, red, gold... he would like that sort of thing. Accessories, if we're being more broad."
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the sharp inhale raphael does when you tell him to paint you a picture cracks me up so bad. bro couldnโt wait to give his little theatrical number.
#raphael is literally that โhe looks like heโs itching to tell me a riddleโ meme#heโs so annoying. im obsessed with him#yes i have the better raphael outfits mod. heโs not allowed to speak to me while wearing that fugly default outfit of his#i have a love hate relationship with it. on one hand it gives me the ick but on the other he still somehow looks so damn fine in it#pisses me off ๐#especially because i just KNOW heโd be the biggest judgmental asshole when it comes to tav/durgeโs fashion choices#like girlโฆ you have ZERO room to talk wearing that fugly fit#looking like lord farquaad from shrek ๐#anyways this stupid mod makes me insaaaaaaaane he looks so good i need to be put in a straight jacket before i start gnawing at his ankles#ignore my party of edgelords. no one is safe from the drow black dye#bg3#raphael
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the way kaladin is like. the only character who gets an arc relating to overcoming his prejudices but itโsโฆhim overcoming his โprejudicesโ against lighteyesโฆlike huhโฆโฆ?
#every time I remember this i feel like Iโm reading the books wrong#and I just missed something crucial#alas I do think this is correct! and it boggles my lil mind!!! like HUH????????#stormlight archive#ellie reads#shallan is RIGHT THERE#shallan would be like. I canโt be bigoted Iโm friends with kaladin ๐#๐๐๐๐๐๐๐#I justโฆ..tired. itโs tired!!!!#donโt even get me started on the โfuck moashโ stuffโฆ.#moash defender til I die also itโs stupid to hate a character bc theyโre too morally grey for youโฆ.like itโs fiction.#sorry moash made the story INTERESTING !!!#stay mad kaladin wouldnโt be interesting w/out him!!!#im kidding I love kaladin but you get it.#the subreddit hates moash way too much itโs so annoying#like itโs fictionโฆโฆโฆ#they also think Brandon Sanderson is above critique which is also annoying#anyways. love these books bc theyโre well written the world building goes crazy and! theyโre interesting from this angle and I enjoy#thinking critically about them.
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not to be so disgusting and gross about gojo on the dash but i think he's such a flirty, teasing idiot that, when you show him genuine and true affection, he goes all somber and quiet.
like you come up to him after dinner and stand on your tip-toes and hug him for no reason, give him a fat kiss on the cheek for no reason, and he just โ lets you. doesn't say anything, just kind of hums and lightly places his hands on your hips, so gently you might not even know they're there. you tell him, "i love you, thank you for eating with me," and he presses his mouth to the top of your head, lips squished, and says it back, but there's no jokes, no teasing remarks. he just allows himself to be weak and to bask in it, for as long as he can.
#the only way to shut him up ๐#you're so open and honest with him and are placing your heart in his hands to hold and he's like HMM. SHOULD I BE TRUSTED TO HAVE THIS ?? ๐ฅบ#bc i think any relationships he has are very fun and quick and cat-and-mouse#so with you he's like. i dont think i should let myself get in too deep with this. just in case.#but he's ALSO LIKE. SATORU YOU WOULD BE SO STUPID TO LET THIS GO#WAAAHHH I HATE HIM how dare he make me feel things how DARE HE !!!!#โฟ willow writes#โฟ thoughts: gojo
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I havent finished anything in a bit so please enjoy my favorite Grima doodles lmao ๐๐ฅฐ
#grima wormtongue#grima#lotr#lord of the rings#csp#pixel art#doodle#my art#.... posting this again bc its not showing up in the tags.. 2nd time this has happened to me and both are for grima posts..#๐ค๐ tumblr whats your beef?? why do you hate him?? hes just a silly guy!!#works out ig? bc i forgot to do alt text on the first go but like annoying. im going to have to check everytime now ig ugh :T#i have painstakingly rewritten my og tags bc itll bother me otherwise lmao rip ->#I missed playing w shapes lmao its fun!!#hes a wiggly man#also long pointy nose is my favorite shape actually. such a fun silhouette#the mcdonalds order is my fav one btw i live for that kind of anachronism lmao ๐คฃ#also i think grima was always whispering weird stuff to theoden since almost no one was actually suspicious of him doing it lol#<- i have a whole drawing planned for that thought! Youll see it. One day >_<โ#also technically from movie refs his cloak is one big piece w slits for the arms but i like the shape of separating it better!!#weโre in my mixed bag of canon and personal thoughts now lmao XD#<- i was a brighter happier man 2 hours ago lol#sorry if anyone sees these repost attempts and is annoyed 07 im just a bit confused why it keeps happening ToT#edit: its still not showing up? literally wtf tumblr pls.. my silly drawings... have mercy ๐ฅบ ๐ ๐ญ#Edit again: WOAH IT MADE IT??? WERE IN THE TAGS NOW BABYYY SORRY FOR BADMOUTHING YOU TUMBLR SUPPORT IG??#in that case sorry for the double post lmao ๐
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Once again, I don't go to 911 like that, but I have learned that B*ddie shippers are the demons of the fandom and I now hate their ship because of them, HOLY SHIT.
#They literally hate on Lou Ferrigno Jr. an insane amount? OVER A FUCKING FICTIONAL PAIRING???#Blurring his face is edits??#And I think they're def the reason for the breakup and him leaving bc I read they were harassing the cast & crew. ๐#I hope their ship never sees canon.#bucktommy#lou ferrigno jr#anti buddie#anti buddie shippers#txt
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Why is it that I ALWAYS end up simping for the awful, douche bag, bastard men?? Iโm literally over here pulling a Helga Pataki for Adam and Mammon right now, and I am fighting for my life
#me: ugh! i HATE him! ๐#also me: god what i wouldnโt give to suck his dick! ๐ฉ๐ฆ#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#hazbin hotel adam#helluva boss mammon#hazbin hotel mammon#helluva boss adam#i have a thing for asshole men if theyโre huge and have sharp teeth#this technically applies to vox too but i donโt think heโs quite as terrible as these two
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"Satoru, let go of me, now." you tried prying your arm away from the vice grip of the looming white haired sorcerer cornering you against the frame of your office door. Thumb gently caressing, smoothing over the supple surface of your wrist with soften lulling strokes, a tugging smile and a low, playful hum resonating deep from his rumbling chest.
Binded cornflower eyes peer straight through the delicate cotton lacing his vision, searing down at you with such coy and taunt. Thoroughly, eating away at the uprising fluster seeping onto your adorable cheeks.
"Now why would I do that, hm? doesn't my pretty girl like it when I do this with my thumb?" he whisks ever so sultry โ promiscuously, tone tainted with deep allure and amorous, as he continues to sweep the pad of his long digit across your trembling wrist, gradually tracing up into the palm of your soft hand, fingers smoothly interlacing with one another in a swift of a motion.
Chuckles lightly as he watches you scowl up at him shyly, but still scorned up at him with annoyance and blunder. The heat in your skin giving away your likeness to his subtle advances. Loathing that he was right...how much you melt to the tender graze of his lengthy fingers caressing over your skin.
"Heh, there she is~"
#i hate this man so much#get him away from me fr#ugh ๐๐#but....him just sensually lovingly caressing the underside of your wrist...wooing you with a longing gaze....ohhh#idk why i got wrist caressing on my mind.....it's just sooo intimate and a NEEEEED ๐ฉ๐#something short and sorta self indulgent because the YEARNING FOR THIS is quite astonishing#gojo satoru x reader#gojo satoru#jjk
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Your boy has come back with a concerning level of obsession over yet another boyloser
#hazbin hotel#Vox#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#human vox#he is such a boyloser#i hate him so much#๐๐๐#like ๐๐๐๐๐๐
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never occurred to me he has actual haters
#'we' me when i lie#i am NOT part of this so called โweโ ๐#LAAAAAME as fuck#id reply to it but im practicing Peace And Love so i will instead post it publically for others to judge with me#sorry im like burning with rage HOW could you hate him.#swiftie too i think genuinely what does this woman do to people#blah blah!#george daniel
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William put a firm hand on T.J's shoulder with a cold and demeaning look in his eyes, the pale violet of his eyes were more akin to a blizzard.
"Ah, I see:" He smiled, leaving a puase long enough for someone to start to say something but not enough time to finish a single word.
"You lot were just placing a sobbing ๐ค๐ฉ๐ช๐ญ๐ฅ into the jaws of a robotic bear, for fun! Ah how silly of me to fail see how that might tickle someone's funny bone." He said a fuax cheerful tone.
His grip got painfully tight for a moment while he simply glared at the child, before he released his grip.
"I suppose I could see how that might be a little funny, under different circumstances-" his glare became more tense for a moment before his eyes drifted off to somewhere in the distance "-but really, to be serious there- There is something so deeply broken there, with my remaining son and yourself, turly."
Sure, he had made a child cry before, many times. Sure he had put his hands on Evan a few times, when the boy simply won't listen and he hadn't refined his guidance to the boy, sure, especially recently he had tormented Michael.
But he hadn't done it for fun, no it was meant to make them better, growing pains.
it wasn't like T.J. didn't feel bad for what happened -- the regret was seeping into him more && more each day that went by. it felt like overnight, their worlds had fallen apart && been replaced with nothing but anxiety && fear. he knew that none of them had intended for a stupid little joke to got hat far -- but it had. it had, and now a kid was dead, he'd never ever forget that moment of panic.
" we didn't think he was gonna get hurt. we were just messin' with him. " T.J. confesses, albeit still hiding a lot of details by keeping it vague. he didn't do well when he was cornered like this, but he still wanted to defend their decisions -- to defend michael's dumb idea.
at the next insinuation, T.J. grows a bit more defensive. " wh -- i didn't exactly think the thing was gonna go off! none of us did! we were just tryin' to play a prank on him -- it was meant t' be funny! not .. " he trails off, frowning, the memories of that day coming back like a whirlwind of chaos. he clams up at the idea of saying any more -- he doesn't want to mess up .. say something wrong.
#Bullybon#William Afton {Running from the consequence you won't reap} {Main Verse}#William Afton {Creator Of Vessels Without A Soul} {IC}#Child death#Child abuse#Physical abuse#Emotional abuse#William be out here telling a teenager they're broken meanwhile doing far worse#I hate him ๐
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i want toji in reading glasses and i want satoru in reading glasses. right now.
toji the old man obviously fucking needs them and he unfortunately looks way too good with them. he still squints his eyes when he tries to type away in his flip phone but he refuses to get his eyes checked again bc that's clearly for pussies (???????). bear with him, he's just afraid of doctors.
and satoru thee slut, who actually also needs them bc his six eyes are getting a bit tired yk. they kind of want to slip off his nose and he always winks at you when he's pushing them back up sigh he's so annoying (he's so fucking hot).
#i think i've seen ari talk abt toji in glasses too#this like popped back into my head ily ari#and ofc!!!!! we have talked abt journalist!gojo wahh i miss him sm#i HATEEEEEEEEEEE how good they look with glasses#i hate it i hate it i hate it#aside from hating i am also drooling#๐๐๐#angel boy#toji#mickey is daydreaming
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[Completely sober] You know, the demonic apparition who haunts the dreams of many is kind of cute, I am not going to lie.
#I HATE HIM ๐๐๐ (homoerotic undertones)#To Adam: If you see thisโฆ no you do not.#teaparty gospel
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AAAHHH REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!!!
So proud of you for powering through your requests and wips of your own!!! You did SUCH A FANTASTIC JOB AT BY THE WAY!!!! oh my gosh!! Your creativity inspires me A HECK OF A LOT EMERY! ๐ซถ๐ซถ๐๐๐๐
I thought I'd might as well send you a request! (No pressure, and absolutely no need for a rush!)
Maybe something that is Halloween themed for rottmnt? Maybe they're decorating for Halloween and Mikey or Leo seems to have a disagreement with certain decorations that the rest of the Hamato brothers seem to have no problems with? Resulting in normal brother banter, but it soon turns into one of them declaring a "tickle fight"?
One of them could be like "how about we settle this with a tickle fight!" and since Mikey or Leo is the only one who has a disagreement with the decor, one of them just get ganged up on, and eventually it rules out to them loosing since it's literally a 1v3? ๐ญ๐ญ
I don't know! I just thought of it, but of course no pressure in writing it if it's too confusing! ๐๐
~ย ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ย ~
โค๏ธ๐๐ข๐๐งก ๐ต๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ข: @saturnzskyzz โค๏ธ๐๐ข๐๐งก
ยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ๏ผ*โขฬฉฬฉอโฉโขฬฉฬฉอ*ห๐ฐ๐๐ด ๐๐ฐ๐๐๐๐ฝ ๐ฅน๐๐๐๐๐!!! ๐๐ ๐ฒ๐พ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ป๐ธ๐ผ๐ด๐ฝ๐๐ ๐ฐ๐ป๐๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ผ๐ฐ๐บ๐ด ๐ผ๐ด ๐๐พ ๐๐พ ๐ท๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ ๐๐ท๐ฐ๐ฝ๐บ ๐๐พ๐??? ๐ธ๐โ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ธโ๐ ๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ท๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ซถ๐พโฆ! ๐ฐ๐๐ ๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ท๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐-๐น๐๐๐ข ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐โฆ๐ข๐๐ ๐ญ๐๐พโ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฟ๐ท๐พ๐๐พ ๐ฑ๐๐พ ๐ป๐ผ๐ฐ๐พ?! ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฐ๐
๐ด๐ณห*โข ฬฉฬฉอโขฬฉฬฉอ*โฉ๏ผยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ
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๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข: ๐๐๐ ๐ท๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ท๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ (๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐พ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ), ๐๐๐ ๐ป๐๐ ๐๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐.
(๐ฐ/๐ฝ: ๐ณ๐๐โ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ข! ๐*๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐บ๐๐๐/๐ฝ๐๐ต๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ณ๐ฝ๐ธ!!!)
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@titters-and-tingles @veryblushyswitch @tmntalways ย @mistyandsnow
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐: ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ท๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐. ๐ธ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐บ๐พโจ
๏ผ*โขฬฉฬฉอโฉโขฬฉฬฉอ*ห๐๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ข๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ข!!!ห*โขโฉโขฬฉฬฉอ*ห๏ผยทฬฉฬฉฬฅอ
โMove it to the left! Noโฆyourย otherย left! โฆDonnie, I just said yourย other left!!!โ Raph yelled.ย
โI donโt haveย 'an other left!'ย Are you trying to tell me that you want me to use myย rightย hand?!โ Donnie asked, irritation abundantly clear in his tone.ย
โNO!ย Iย KNOWย WHAT I SAID!!! WHAT Iย WANTย YOU TO DO IS USE YOURย OTHER LEFT!!โ Raphael basically screamed.
โI. DONโT. KNOW. WHAT. THAT.ย MEANS!!!โ Donatello screeched back.ย
โOh for crying outโโ The eldest sighed, โGive it here.โ The taller turtle snatched the Coraline themed paper cut outโs from his younger brother, getting tape and sticking them to the wall.ย
Raph stepped out a bit, looking at where he had placed the paper cut outโs before letting out a huff of satisfation, putting his hands on his hips, โSee?ย Now was that so hard?โย
The purple banded turtleโs eye twitched slightly, turning to his older brother and giving him a quickly glare as he put the excess decorations away, โYou used yourย right handย to place that decoration,ย dumbass.โย
The eldest blinked in confusion at his brotherโs statement, doing an L-shape with both of his fingers as a small embarrassed blush appeared on his cheeks, โI see...โย
The young scientist rolled his eyes fondly, shaking his head as he threw away the remainder of the paper, โYou seeโโ
โI aham stopping youย rightย there.ย Please dohonโt Dhar Man lihife lesson me right nowโฆโ
โYou seeโฆโ The softshell continued, his grin widening as he heard a loud groan come from his older brother, โYou shouldย alwaysย listen to your immediate younger brother because he is justย soย intelligent and justย soย far beyond the usual intellect of the average fifteen year old.โย
The red banded turtle nodded his head, trying his best not to laugh at his brotherโs silly anticโs.ย
It was currently October and there wasย lotsย of spookiness in the air. Although it was literally just theย 1stย dayย of October, there was still freshly new spookiness in the atmosphere.
More or less, anyway...
The turtle teenโs were setting their lair to be aโฆsort ofย Halloweenย themed aesthetic.ย
Did their Dad know they were basically re-decorating the whole lair? No. But heโll just have to deal with it.ย
Last yearย they did The Nightmare before Christmas.
The year beforeย thatย they did the Corpse Brideโฆ
โฆAnd, wellโฆyou get the idea. The rat man should be used to this routine by now.
The two eldest turtleโs looked at each other for a minute before bursting out into small laughs, chuckling at each otherโs ridiculousness, โOkahayโฆremind me tohoย neverย doho ahanother Dhar Mann impression.โ Donnie giggled out.ย
โAhalright, Dhahar Mann fam.โ The eldest snickered as the two youngest turtleโs entered the living room.ย
โEw.ย Why did we choose Coraline as this yearโs Halloween theme again?โ Leo muttered, squinting at the choice of decorations in a disgusted manner, โI meanโฆthe blue hair and pronouns girl?ย Loveย that.ย But canโt we just save that one for Pride month or something?โย
Raphael put a hand over his mouth, turning around and trying not to laugh as Donnie and Mikey looked at the red eared slider in confusion.ย
โThatโs Coraline, you idiot.โ The box turtle muttered out.
โWaitโฆTHATโSย Coraline?! What about the lady with the spider arms and looks like Jim Carrey from The Mask?โ
Raphael loudly wheezed in the background at his brotherโs genuine confusion, clutching his side and holding onto the kitchen counter for dear life as he laughed.
โThatโsโฆThatโs her Mom, man.โ Mikey said.ย
The slider blinked in awe before letting out a long sigh, โWhateverโฆโ
The blue banded turtle went to the wall, taking off some of the Coraline cut outโs that Mikey put up and replaced them with Charlie Brown ones.ย
โCharlie Brown?ย Really?โ Donnie deadpanned as he crossed his arms.
โYes!โ Leo said, โItโs the Great Pumpkin! He rises out of the pumpkin patchโโ
โWeโre familiar with the tale, Nardo.โ The second oldest interrupted, โButโฆjust why? You seriously want to put up an imaginary pumpkin over Coralineโฆ?โ
โYes.ย Yes I do.โย
The scientist just rolled his eyes, going over to help Raph who was currently dying of laughter on the floor, โYou do you brother of mine.โ
โOho I beg to differ.โ Michelangelo seethed, going up to his immediate older brother, โI worked hard on those Coraline paper cut outs! You canโt justโฆreplaceย themย with some pumpkin from the 1960โs!โ
Leonardo looked at his youngest brother up and down, โโฆYou bought these from the dollar store and just dumped glitter on it.โย
โEXACTLY!ย DO YOU KNOW HOWย HARDย IT WAS TO EVENLY DISTRIBUTE ALL THE GLITTER ON EACH CORALINE PIECE?!โ
Leo hummed in acknowledgment, trying to take off more of the decorations but was basically jumped by Mikey to the floor. The two youngest playfully fought with each otherโs arms, both of them trying to get the upper hand in the play-fight. โHehey heHEY!ย Gehehetย ohoffย of me yohou overgrown frog!โ Leo giggled out.ย
โOh dohonโtย even,ย Leheheon. When yohou wear glahasses yohou look lihike that oddly proportioned 'brohother' of ours thahatโs aha disgrace to ahall turtle-kind.โ The box turtle said smugly.ย
โโฆARE YOU COMPARING ME TO THAT UGLY ASS FRANKLIN GUY?!โ
โI AM AND WHAT ABOUT IT?!โ
โOho youโre done. Done.โ Leo growled, trying to get the upper hand but was pinned down by the youngest pretty quickly on the ground. The orange banded turtle grinned in triumph, brutally attacking the other by tickling his underarms.
Leo let out a loud squawk in surprise, pushing at his brotherโs wrists as he clamped his mouth shut. He shook his head back and forth, trying his absoluteย best๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝnot to satisfy the youngest in his attack.ย
Donโt laugh. Donโt laugh. Donโt laugh. Donโt laugh.ย Donโt. fucking. laugh.ย
โWoah.ย We left for, like,ย 5 minutes tops.ย What happened?โ The purple banded turtle asked as him and the eldest walked into the scene up-roaring in front of them.ย
โLeo said my Coraline paper cut outs were cheap and ugly!โ The youngest dramatically whined, wiping away a tear before skittering his fingers along the sliderโs ribs.ย
Okay, wellย first of all:ย Leoย neverย said that. Did they look cheap?ย Yes.ย Did he think that the DIY decorations looked cheap?ย Ohoย absolutely.ย
But the fact of the matter was he never said itย out loud!ย Heย thoughtย it but he neverย saidย it.
โDamnโฆhe hasnโt started laughing yet? He would usually be squirming like aย drunkย mermaidย right about now.โ Raphael mused, poking Leo in the side repeatedly as the second youngest closed his eyes shut. โWe know you wanna laugh, Leo~!โ The eldest sing-songed.ย
The second youngest let out a soft snort, continuing to shake his head as his legs kicked behind Mikey. Donatello raised an unamused brow, sitting down and lightly grabbing the sliderโs right ankle as he tickled his heel.
โPFFTAHAHโ *snort*ย dahAHAMMIT!โ Leo screeched as he finally let out a laugh whilst stomping his free foot on the floor. The three teens tormenting their brother smiled at the long overdue flood of giggles and snorts that was escaping the sliderโs mouth.
โThere it is~!โ Raph cooed softly, tickling under Leoโs chin as the second youngest blushed slightly at the tease. โGOHO *snort* AWAHAHAY YOHOU AHASSโ *snort*!!โย
โGASP! Oh no you didย not.ย Cussing us out now? C'mon, Nardoโฆyou know better than that~!โ The second oldest mused, using his spider arms to hold the blue banded turtleโs ankles in place as he tickled all over his feet. Leonardo laugh raised an octave at the sudden action, squirming underneath the youngest more frantically.ย
The blue banded teen snorted loudly, his hands flapping on the floor which absolutleyย meltedย the otherโs hearts, โGUHUHUYS S-STAHAP! IHIHITโ *snort*ย EHEHEHAH!!!ย IHIT TIHIโ *snort*!!โย
โAweโฆitย tickles?ย Is that what youโre trying to say~?โ Mikey asked mischeivously, pinching Leoโs hips mercilessly. Raphael grinned, holding the sliderโs arms up as he tickled his stomach and sides. โDoes iiiiitโฆtickleย here?ย Orrrrโฆwhat aboutย here? Here?ย Andย heeeere~?โ The eldest asked as he unpredictably switched from tickling the blue banded teenโs stomach to his sides, definitely making sure to leave the leader in blue in stitches.
โY'know, Leeโฆyou could get out of this situation more easily if you just apologized.โ The young scientist commented.
โFAHAHโ *snort* FOHOR WHAHAโ *snort* WHAHAT?!โ Leonardo asked through his laughs.
โWhat do you meanย 'fohor whahat?'ย For insulting Mikeyโs precious art and calling it cheap!โ Donatello said as if the answer shouldโve been obvious.ย
โBUHUT IHI DIHIHIDNโT!!! HEEHEEโS A *snort* LIHIHIAR!!!โ
All the other turtleโs gasped dramatically, ceasing their attack momentarily as the box turtle glared at his brother playfully, โOho Iโm sorryโฆI didnโt quite hear you.ย Whatย did you just call me?โ
The lime-green eyed teenโs heart dropped at the fake sweet tone his younger brother was speaking in, he hugged his middles as more frantic giggles poured from out of his mouth, โN-Nohoโ *snort* NOHO! Ihiโ *snort* I-Ihi dihidnโt meeheean IHIT! M-MIHIKEY WAHAHAIT!โ
โAndย now youโre laughing at me.ย You must think this isย funny,ย huh?โ The orange banded turtle asked as he effortlessly pushed Leoโs hands aside as Raph casually held them up again. The eldest used one hand to hold Leoโs wrists together but wiggled his free hand near the second youngestโs neck.ย
The blue cladded teenโs eyed widened, silently praying toย Godย that he wouldnโt go to the golden gates early because of what was about to happen to him.ย
Donnie hovered his hands over Leoโs knees as Mikeyโs hands innocently and gently traced over his immediate older brotherโs sides. The lime-green eyed mutant gulped, glaring at Mikey as the youngest happily glared back.ย
โAnything you wanna say to me, Leon? Anything in particular?โ The box turtle asked.ย
โF-Fuhuhuck. yohou.โ Leo giggled through gritted teeth.
After that extremely rude remark, the brotherโs wasted no time tickling the second youngest into oblivion. Donnie tickled underneath his knees, Mikey scribbled his nails against the sliderโs sides as he blew raspberries on his stomach, and finally, Raph tickled his neck as he held up his arms.
A pretty smart tactic if you ask me. A mean one? Ohย 100%,ย but at least it was effective.ย
Leonardo let out a screechy vulture-like scream before falling into loud bubbly cackles. The slider shook his head back and forth once more, squirming as best he could in the position he was in.ย
โAweโฆโ Raphael chuckled out, letting go of his brotherโs wrists to let him flap his hands happily on Michelangeloโs arms.ย
โSTAHAHAP!! PLEHEHEASE *snort* IHIHITโS *snort* TOOHOOโ *snort* NAHAHAH!!!โ
โBuhut Ihi want my apology!โ Mikey giggled.ย
โMIHIKAHAโ *snort*!!! SHUHUT IHIHIT!!!โ
โDonโt youย dareย disobey me, Coraline~!โ Raph snickered, using both of his hands to tickle the crooks of the second youngestโs neck. Leoโs adorable laughter became wheezy as happy tears slowly started appearing in his eyes, โDAHAHAHโ *snort* RAHAHโ *snort* PLAHAHA *snort*ย EEEEEE!!!โ
โIHIHI๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝM SAHARRY! IHIโM SAHAโ *snort*! GUHUHUYS!!!โ The slider snorted as he scrunched up his shoulders.ย
Mikey hummed in thought, blowing a raspberry on his immediate older brotherโs ribs, โAre you apologizing for insulting my crafts or are you apologizing for cussing us out?โ
โBAHAHโ *snort* BOHOTH!ย BOHOHOTH!!!ย PLAHAโ *snort* GUHUYS!!โ
โOkahay okayโฆโ Michelangelo giggled, gesturing for his older brotherโs to stop. The red eared slider mutant layed limp on the floor, curling in on himself as his brotherโs sat next to him. The art loving turtle wrapped his brother in a tight hug which the second youngest couldnโt help but melt in through his tired giggles.
โAre you guys alright?! I heard screaming.โ April quickly said as she walked into the lair, carrying a grocery bag full of candies and treats. The mutants almost immediately perked up at the sound of their sisterโs arrival, going over and attacking her in huge bear hug.
The small human giggled at the gesture, hugging her brotherโs back. โIโll take that as aย 'weโre fine and not dying a gruesome death.'โ She concluded as she got out of the hug to put the candy bag down on the kitchen counter. โI meanโฆwhy was there screaming, though? I honestly thought you all were getting brutally murderedโฆโ
Donnie raised a brow, looking over at his twin, โWanna give April the inside scoop of what went down, Nardo?โ
โIโm good.โ The red eared slider said as he stuck a tongue out at his older twin, which the purple banded turtle hadย no problemย copying back.
โLeo said my decorations were cheap and ugly.โ The youngest said with dramatic flair, pointing at his Coraline cut-outโs. Aprilโs eyed widened in shock, biting down her lip as he nodded, looking away from her youngest brotherโs creation. โIt looksย great,ย Mike.โ She giggled out, going to the kitchen counter to take out the candy as she was happily followed by Raphael.
โWoahย woah!!!ย Getย backย here! Iย heardย that laugh, Riri!โ The orange banded turtle screeched, following along the elder siblings to the kitchen as he was followed by the middle siblings.
In all honestyโฆperhaps the Coraline themed Halloween decor wasnโt theย worstย ideaโs Leoโs brotherโs have had.ย
Leonardo could always make a Great Pumpkin Halloween theme next year.
But that did not stop the leader in blue from sticking the pumpkin sticker he had on his pouch on the youngestโs shell without anyone noticing.
Well, besides Donnieโ who chuckled lighlty at the gesture as the two twins made their way to the kitchen.
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#Rottmnt tickle#Rottmnt tickle fic#Rottmnt tickle fanfiction#Lee!Leo#Ler!Raph#Ler!Donnie#Ler!Mikey#All jokes aside this did help me get in the mood for Tickletober ๐๐๐ป#Which I DO plan on doing ๐บ๐พโจ#Donnie is apart of the Dhar Mann fam guys cmon itโs literally canon#Also Leo loving Charlie Brown is also canon bc why not ๐ช๐พโบ๏ธ๐๐???#Itโs totally not bc anytime I write Leo I 100% projectโฆ#Whaaaaat ๐ฌ๐ซก๐ซ ๐ตโ๐ซโฆ? ME??? Oho I would N E V E R#We need more fics of Don and Raph just hanging out man ๐ญ๐#They are sososo silly AND underrated as a duo#Nickelodeon when I catch you Nickelodeon ๐คบ๐คบ๐คบ#Also you guys know Franklin right?????!!!!#That ugly ass turtle that looks like heโs been taking coke since birth#I hate him#Like Iโm being so deadass you all donโt understand#Turtle my ass that thing is an armadillo ๐๐๐พ#Not to insult Arthur by saying that ily Arthur Iโm just saying ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ#Maybe when I get more comfy with posting my art on here I could draw my concept of the lair in the Coraline decor ๐คโฆ#Idk just a thought ๐๐ซถ๐พ#I fought through war zones to post this fic AHHHHH#Tumblr is being a glitchy glitch but ur girl got it ๐๐๐ฉท๐๐๐๐๐พ#Hope you like this Saturn ๐ฅน#If you donโt I will cry and that IS a threat#โค๏ธ๐๐๐งก
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(Idol dream and Staff bitch by @tuxibirdie)
(idol blue by @saltiestbread)
IDOL! AU belongs to @zucchiyeni
#idolauโจ#utmv#fuck him I hate him#shitpost#fellas#is it gay to try on his skirts#I know yโall out here simping for him๐#idol dream#idol blue#idol stalker#?#idol staff guy#๐#dream sans#dreamtale dream sans#swap sans#blueberry sans#I hate this guy so much#ut aus#i just want him to look stupid#Traditional scribbling#My art#ig
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Sorry but this is the most ass takes on them, sanji is one of the most shitty characters in one piece and is not kind like at all, it's almost like he has reverse character development where he just keeps getting shittier and shittier with each arc, he's literally just a creep who thirsts for underage girls and is low-key Fishman racist, there's nothing to like about him. And the characterization of nami is literally just objectively wrong
**Edit some proof he's 21 thinking about a 16 year old like that, it's not hard to hate on vinsmoke sanji
#tired of seeing fandom sanji posts#like are we even watching the same show#or do you just ignore his creepiness#vinsmoke sanji#one piece#i literally hate him ๐#one of the worst characters#and im a hater so i have to openly hate
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