#i hate doctor appointments sm

[guinevereslancelot]

my brother is making the spaghetti..where is the dancing alien gif when you need it

[muddlemore]

finally scheduling an appointment with a gynecologist

[daz4i]

they should invent a my body that has less than infinite issues!!!!!!!

[mrazfellandco]

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[ace-dodo]

Eczema can go die in a ditch (my hand's skin is peeling out)

[panlight]

I am on my yearly reread of the twilight books, and the older I get the more ridiculous it is for me that the cullens are in high school. Like, they all hate it, they do not do anything to fit in, they pretend to be adopted siblings who all date eachother (super weird) and honestly the fact that Jasper,a former warlord, has to do high school over and over again while being super thirsty and dangerous to the students all the time... so dumb!!! I always wonder what Maria would think about it lol

It really is one of the most bizarre choices SM made other than imprinting on babies.

I've said before it feels like something she decided and then worked backward trying to justify. That is, I feel like she thought, "I want my normal human girl and beautiful vampire boy to meet in school" and then made up reasons why they would bother to go to high school ("to blend in" "if we start out younger the longer we can stay") and came up with a cover story ("Edward, Emmett and Alice are adopted by the late 20s/early 30s Dr. and Mrs Cullen; Jasper and Rosalie are Mrs. Cullen's orphaned nephew and niece") and then had to explain the sun problem ("parents pull them out to go camping and hiking on sunny days") and then just . . . didn't care that they were dating their foster siblings/legal cousins because "they're not actually related."

The other way one might approach this is like, okay, I have my cast of characters: 5 vampires aged 17-20, and two vampires in their 20s who play a parental sort of role, one of whom is a doctor. 6 of the 7 are coupled off. How do I think they would spend their time and what would be the most convincing story to tell the humans?

And I think if she stated from that, she probably wouldn't have come up with the high school students dating their foster siblings adopted by very young parents thing.

Options that I think would make more sense:

ONLY Edward and maybe Alice go to school. Maybe IDK Alice foresees they have to be in school to meet Edward's soulmate or ~whatever.

Jasper, Rosalie and Carlisle are all tall and blond. Boom, say they're related. Can be half-siblings if Rose and Carlisle want to keep their respective surnames. Edward and Esme both have brownish hair with some red in it. Esme and Carlisle are married. Alice and Emmett are dating members of this family.

Forget the family thing and say they all have some rare disease and Dr. Cullen has it too and is a leading expert and he and his wife run a home for kids suffering from whatever this is to help them learn to manage their symptoms. They get pulled out of school all the time for medical appointments not "to go camping." They are all pale with weird eyes but don't share similar features, so that lends itself to having the same condition.

Or none of them go to school! Why would you spend eternity that way! Edward can meet Bella at a library or a bookstore!

Or college. College would work. Can get a different degree each time rather than repeating high school curriculum uselessly.

[amiableness]

hi elina! I'm getting my eyes checked today! Despite being an adult I'm still scared! Very scared. Any reassuring words? Luv u sm <3

hi love!

i totally understand this, i hate going to the doctors. i know it can be scary, but you’ll do great! everything is going to go well and it will be a nice and easy appointment!

i love you too!

[homokommari]

nsfw tmi no one read this i just need to speak my truth

love having my wife cum in me, hate doing pregnancy tests and stressing abt having to get an abortion. not bc i have any bad feelings abt killing the embryo..... just dont wanna deal with the whole.... making an appointment. seeing a doctor. people. social anxiety.

but i looove my wife nutting in me sm 💖

[annam120200]

this sounds like an excuse but i’ve got a doctors appointment in 2 days so i’m eating like normal ppl to try to gain more (only be a couple less than i was last time) bc if i get caught i will legit have to go to therapy again and have to eat sm more than normal ppl and i’ll get even fatter and i’ll legit never be able to restrict again.. anyways i hate myself does anyone have any tips to gain water weight quick without being too obvious cuz i need help for right before the apt

[kisscara]

As promised a character prompt! This time for qiqi! I love her sm idk why everyone hates her she carries me through most of the early games great heals great damage and I got her In like a single pull in 7 pity while trying to get a kazuha so...

"I feel like me with you"

You and Qiqi we're quite the duo, you two were inseparable you were always found walking together in liyue harbour or accompanying her to get herbs. You remembered yourself from her, the past you that needed to remember how cruel the world was. The world that never once spared the things you loved your family, friends and other loved ones got their lives taken in the archon war after being trained by the adepti how to protect yourself and others you will make sure to never let Qiqi suffer the same way you did. You'll accompany her ti'll the end of time and make sure nothing can and will ever hurt her. You were like a sister she never had, or atleast she didn't forget.

"You dozed off..." Qiqi says while looking at you.

"Sorry, I was just thinking. Let's go back to doctor baizhu alright!" You reply as you smile and take her hand to walk her back to the bubu pharmacy. The adepti always told you that things aren't permanent but you'll make sure that your self appointed duty to protect her will be.

Idk what came up with me to write this I guess I was just sad ppl were hating on her

-dreaming ミ✭

OHMYGOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH😭😭😭 if i was qiqi's older sister figure you best believe i'm doing everything to protect the little girl🥹

[guinevereslancelot]

not me forgetting i switched shifts with a coworker and showing up an hour early for work ✌️😌

[iloveutothebone]

I have to go to the doctor today which means im gonna get weighed and if im not atleast 117 or 116 im gonna be so mad, also my mom wants to go into the room with me and she always just acts so fake talking about how shes “working to fix my mental health” but literally does nothing. Also i got a new doctor and im in the adult part now and it takes them atleast 20 minutes just to come in and fucking see me i can literally hear them talking shit about clients outside of the room im in ?? I hate my new doctor sm she wont stop asking questions if im having sex or doing drugs then they ask a million questions if my meds work, i dont even take my anxiety med because it does nothing and they wont put me on xanax since my anxiety is “too bad” like isnt that the fucking point ????? I miss my old doctor she was actually nice my new doctor makes me feel like she doesnt even give a fuck about me. Just give me something that fucking works like im tired of this shit i literally said that anxiety med didnt work and all she did was up it i only took it one time and it made me feel terrible. And now they make me do this huge sheet of symptoms i have to fill out and its so fucking ANNOYING i miss when i used to take something to help adhd that would benefit me so much but its like the doctors just forgot i ever got diagnosed with that and its so frustrating, also they never stop talking about therapy like NO I DONT WANT TO GO im already self aware and i hate talking to people about my issues like no i dont want to go. I also missed my last appointment and my mom said they r probably gonna yell at me for it like thanks mom ur helping alot like i really want to get fucking yelled at because i missed an appointment this is all bullshit ( i also havent washed my hair which is driving me fucking insane)

[whatthehelleeeer]

small rant please ignore

why the fuck do my friends keep acting like im a horrible person because im mentally ill? i quite literally have insomnia and depression and theyre over here saying how im being rude when they know damn well that i regret alot of the shit i say and the only fucking reason i was a bitch in the first place was because that was the only way i knew how to be a human. otherwise i just felt like an emotionless and stupid robot. like sorry that i fucking tried to kill myself, sorry i didn't know how to respond?? sorry that my coping mechanism is self harm?? sorry that i DESPERATELY crave attention and validation from people older than me? Yea, im a god damn minor going through depression. whats so bad about that? I'm quite literally medically neglected and whenever I'm actually taken seriously by my parents, the fucking doctor doesnt. My doctor quite literally SEXUALLY ASSAULTED ME when i came into an appointment for ANXIETY. Like oh no, im so so sorry that im not "mentally unstable!!! >.< :3 '3' ^_^!!! im sad!! that means im mentally unstable!!!" and im actually mentally unstable as in ive tried to kill myself twice this month and no one has bat an eye that i CANT reach out for help. i physically cant force myself to. And then my friends associate me with RAPE SUPPORTERS, KNOWING I WAS RAPED WHEN I WAS FUCKING 9. NEWS FLASH CHARLIE I FUCKINF HATE LEN WHAT DO YOU MEAN I STILL TALK TO HER? SHE CAN GO SUCK MY DICK WITH HER WITTLE FUCKING BOYFRIEND WHO TRIED TO MURDER HER. LIKE SORRY THAT I WAS A BAD PERSON IN THE PAST, FUCKING GET OVER YOURSELF AND GROW THE FUCK UP CHARLIE AND JESSI. oml i fuckinf hate my friends sm.

Anyways ignore this. might post more art soon idk when though because im lowkeyy super suicidal rn soo

[caitlynssweetheart]

I fucking hate how me seeking help from the doctors don't get me anywhere like why do I have to wait till I'm like dying before they actually do something it would be sm easier if they just gave an appointment sooner I've been sick for two weeks and it's affecting my school and these mfs told me to call back on Monday or call the 911 if it gets worse

[cheolhub]

my doctor's appointment went great! i got upped on my headache meds tho, so now i take them in the morning and at night... problem is... i don't wake up in the morning. i wake up at like 11 at the earliest most of the time

but oh well

also, do you know zb1?

- 🛼

i hate the doctor’s sm so i commend you!! sorry abt ur headaches tho, good luck!! i hate taking meds too, i always forget </3 but that must be so nice omfgbshdb i miss sleeping in sm </333 i dont rmbr the last time i slept past 8 am

also yeah ik zb1, not much tho bc if i try to stan another group, i think my brain will srsly explode

[nitroish]

ordered an adjustable thing for mt tablet so now i wont be hunched over my desk like some great x20 grandpa