#i hate bland food
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2 toxic mentally ill men saying exaaaaactly to each other
#i hate beans.. they are too mushy and gritty and gross i hate beans#i like the taste of them sometimes.. i think with hotdogs i may have had them but not enough to be memorable#but if it has some flavor then yes the bean is good#but bland beans are gross. beans are like peas. why eat them. so mushy#beans are thr kinda food u eat to survive#thats why so many british ppl enjoy it bcs being british is misery or whatever i assume#i need to exchange them a can of beans so i can sap out their entire vocabulary bcs their knowledge is very beautiful to me in that area tho#anyways this photo is .. u cant make beans look appetizing to me srry i hate beans it is like looking at horror#i will eat them for survival purposes but i wont be happy mentally
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day 5 in europe im thinking of new slurs to call white ppl
#hate y'all so much much!!! to my European mutuals y'all are honorary tamilian now#also side not ik colonization is bad and everything but having had the food here...i almost get it.#imagine having food so bland a basic level 0 of spice ass bitch is saying this.... bland ass white bread mayo mfs ....#m
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Today the big lad goes to get his heart rechecked. Here's him an hour ago loving shoes, as usual.
#we are on the way there rn pray for his ass#he may also get his kidney enzymes done cuz hes a lucky boy and has heart disease AND bad kidneys#he got lots of brushies and pets and plays this morning and some outside time :3#in prep for his Big Horrible Day#also update on kidney stuff! i was feeding him a mix of his old wet foods and hills science diet#but he really hated the k/d hills cans#spent some extra money and got him the k/d Royal Canin and he seems to love it a lot more#but hes also only on his 3rd/4th can so hopefully he keeps up that way :3#the food looks a lot better too! opened it and it has a nice color to the pate and lots of gravy#the hills stuff was almot dry and bland colored#sucktacular sucks#frankie files#anyway hes a big shoe fan. he loves all shoes. maybe even the stinkiest ones.#he loves to lean on them. hes a leaning kind of guy
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off literally went to eat at my fave korean restaurant in paris, like... we're connected lmao 😆
#axelle rants#off jumpol#he & his team also went to a thai restaurant like... I just KNOW french food is NOT for picky eater off 😆#on their first night they went to get a truffle dinner & my first thought was 'oh off is gonna HATE this' 😆#I know the poor guy misses his thai bland food rn 😆😆😆
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i just realized I didnt finish writing sorry yes i meant type of food
Yes I figured something was wrong, anyway it's ok.
I wouldn't say I like sour foods. As I grew older I started appreciating all flavors and what they bring to a dish but I still don't feel that fond of some.
I don't really like spicy stuff either (I'm talking about when it stops being just a bit spicy and it starts burning you. You lose the taste of the food idk).
So my basic answer is, I like sweet and salty foods.
#everything is good in moderation tho#to sweet or salty and it be becomes inedible#also this doesn't mean I don't use spices or anything (looking at you super bland boiled chickens I've seen on Instagram)#I just don't overdo it#ask#anonymous#not art#text#my mom loves sour foods. she used to put too muck lemon juice on certain dishes making me hate them even more
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i have COVID for the second time ever. got it from my dad who probably got it from spending all his time at breweries.
i’m mostly fine but my throat has itchy painful golf balls in it, my lower back is killing me, and i have almost the lowest level headache possible, just enough to not be able to ignore it.
anyway i’m just venting bc i’m grumpy and mildly out of it.
#he’s coughing like crazy but otherwise fine#i am not coughing at all thankfully#i’m just bitter and grumpy bc i’m so fucking careful bc i know how much this could fuck with my health#and then i catch it in my own home#also my meds are both crazy appetite suppressants#and my throat is sore enough that it’s physically painful to eat#and i’m not stuffed up but everything still tastes bland as hell#anyway eating is a chore and i’m trying so so hard to eat enough#but i hate it#water is good i’m chugging water like crazy#but food feels like i have to physically force it down each time#and like. the Bad part of me is like ‘good we can lose weight’#but the ACTUAL me is like ‘1. we need food to get better 2. we are trying to GAIN muscle not lose weight’#‘and 3. ur already having fainting spells again and u reallt don’t want that’#brains (and bodies) are a whole lotta work#i’m gonna go eat a plum bc at least i fucking love plums#take that brain/body! 🖕#venting#personal
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i dont think theres any one food that can bridge all autistics preferences and sensitivities but if i could beam a thought at every new-food averse autistic to try its lentils........ i kept seeing people picking out mexican and indian food specifically as difficult to try/find safe foods because they both tend to be spicy/intense/complex and i think part of that is probably sampling bias that in america people just arent as likely to go to a restaurant for more mundane foods so youre less likely to find or be suggested these simple comfort food style things but in my eyes lentils are like the next tier down from like, rice, for easy & palatable & highly extensible base ingredients
#i have some really hard nos but i dont think they follow the lines that people are more commonly sensitive to so idk. but i feel like#mexican and indian food are actually the easiest to find comfortable foods for me because a big aversion for me is not being able to#anticipate what each new bite will feel or taste like and foods that are cooked together for a long time and take on similar tastes and#textures are comfortable for me. i like power through for stuff that tastes good but i hate a lot of white american food for this reason#idk if this is the reason other people stick to bland foods but i get bored and disgusted by repetitive foods so easily that consistent but#complex foods are my faaaaavorite but theyre also always the ones that take forever to make yourself.........
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what is your favourite food? (answer carefully)
mayonaise
#/j#maybe hotdog#most foods a hate at least sometimes but hotdog is usually good#runners up would be bagel-grilledcheese-mac&cheese-egg(s)#love me some bland food#if i want flavor i'll add a tomato to the grilled cheese and jam to the egg#quintessential white person over here
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idk why my parents always make fun of me and shame me for being a picky eater, and made me believe i was a picky eater for a long time, when in reality there’s only two vegetables i don’t rly like and i’ll try most foods. including stuff they won’t touch like sashimi
#i think my parents just want to find reasons to be mean to me and put me down#i do love and prefer plain and bland foods but i still like a lot of other stuff#i’ll even eat my disliked vegetables if they’re cooked or in a sauce… it’s just raw that i hate#also even if i was a picky eater that wouldn’t be an excuse to shame me for it
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i keep getting food and eating it, knowing that when i ate it 5 years ago it was delicious, but then it just tastes like shit.
and then i eventually go back to it thinking, "oh well maybe this time itll taste great again" and then it still just tastes like shit
this has been a problem since before covid & you'd think i would learn by now
#food#i legit hate this its like im gaslighting myself#i know i have a new taste palette & need to experiment but sometimes i want tasty comfort food. but then it tastes gross#sometimes. the first bite or meal tastes so great and then the rest just tastes so gross#normally it doesnt taste like shit it just tastes gross or bland. only sometimes i think it truly tastes like absolute shit garbage#...#...i think i just want some fish. fuck this sugar stuff man (i say knowing full well ill try eating sugar again and again an- its a cycle.)#imagine fucking thinking sugar is disgusting like who the fuck tastes like that (me) (im coping hard)
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I bring a sort of “growing up feeding me was an unwelcome chore to be dealt with as quickly as possible” vibe to cooking as an adult that my digestive system dont really like
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Things my thesis supervisor has done that I cant stop thinking about:
- saying georgian food was his favourite cuisine in all his travels. And he's been to a loooot of places
- texting back 'Yeap' after I asked him if he received my thesis
- telling me and my fieldwork partner that the only way to resolve our conflicts was a fight to the death
- letting me buy a kinder surprise egg on university money
- saying 'oh? Not on top?' (he's gay, knows I'm gay) after I dropped on a bottom bunk and I said 'nah not this time' and he started laughing and I was like 'WAIT HOLDUP'
- bringing too many rocks back from fieldwork so he had to pay 509€ extra for suitcases one of which was a plastic supermarket bag because all of our suitcases were already too heavy
Love him <3
#also absolutely NO hate to georgian food like it was good#just#yk#kinda bland#and i think its just him being born in russian and feeling close to the whole potato-cheese focused foods lmao
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i hate going to a restaurant that's been super hyped up, only for it to be the blandest shit imaginable.
#my coworkers invited me to lunch#and i said yes even tho i brought my lunch#just bc i like to hang out with them#but we went to this breakfast place and it was so bad#i mean first of all i hate breakfast so it already had that working against it#but idk i just got a plate of hashbrowns and eggs and bacon#and it was sooooooooooooo bland#i spent $20 on some of the worst food ive ever had </3#README
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okay i had my first actual meal in like 3 days and i’m normal again i no longer think everyone hates me
#risked it all for some avocado toast. that was the safest non-bland food i could think of that i had to make LOL#hey tummy hey intestines dont be mad at me please#glad i no longer think everyone hates me. but now it's simply lowered to 'do people like me tho'#'do they just tolerate me' @ MY BRAIN WHAT DO U WANT!!!#i say things
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the sheer disconnect between the last reblog of the tacos versus going on twitter and seeing a photo of COMPLETELY unseasoned chicken in a pan frying. please. season the food. you Always need more spices than you think you need.
#sensory issues but the sensory issues are from bland food#if it tastes like fucking nothing i hate it
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fun fact : andres cannot taste. it's more just feeling the texture of food that they experience and so often it opts not to, even though it can eat.
#˗ˏˋ ( ✞ ) ━━━ remarkable boy. i do admire your courage‚ i'll eat your heart / layers.#and it really just depends#on level of taste too#like esp spice wise#andres loves really really spicy foods#bc theres some semblance of taste there#otherwise things are fairly bland#and they hate certain textures#sweets too*
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