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faeassassin · 10 months ago
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It's finally finished!
I started a filk ages ago (over 25 years ago) and got interrupted in the middle. Couldn't figure out how to end it, got frustrated, gave up.
Today I resurrected it.
Finally. Finished.
Sung to the tune of My Bonnie:
[Chorus] Bring back, bring back, Oh, bring back my stomach to me, to me, Bring back, bring back, Oh, bring back my stomach to me!
My stomach lies inside my middle, My stomach lies right in between, My lungs and my heart and my liver, My pancreas, bladder, and spleen.
[Repeat Chorus]
I went to my doctor to help me With a painful digestinal ill, He said this is serious business As he typed up an extra long bill.
[Repeat Chorus]
The surgeon who cut me wide open Knew right where a stomach should be. He didn't know I was no native To Earth - more's the pity for me!
[Repeat Chorus]
The surgeon ran out the door screaming. The lawyers proceeded to faint, Because I awoke and I noticed The gap where my stomach just ain't.
[Repeat Chorus]
To this day I wander around now, My alien disguise a bust, If anyone here will just listen, I'm begging you please, now, you must--
[Repeat Chorus WITH GUSTO]
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fox-mulder-gets-pegged · 2 years ago
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I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.
It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.
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hinamie · 8 months ago
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I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite
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artist-rat · 4 months ago
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fine dining at the blushing mermaid. with the boogieboys
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joshuamj · 6 months ago
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Okay, but what if EoW!Zelda had to impersonate Link
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arielluva · 3 months ago
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midsummer’s night dream redraw/study/whatever but its utenanthy
original reference under cut
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egophiliac · 4 months ago
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(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
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swordy-da-goat · 5 months ago
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Help, I’m new and the only medic in this team. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago
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FNAF Into the pit got William Afton a new hater..
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turtleblogatlast · 6 months ago
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Leo learns something about himself 🏳️‍⚧️
Based roughly on this old post.
Bonus:
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[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#trans leonardo#trans leo#rottmnt headcanons#turtle art tag#rise draxum#happy pride everyone~#if you’re wondering why there’s no backgrounds that’s because my files got messed up so just blankness in the bg sorry#but yeah!#this is forever and always my fav headcanon for Leo it makes too much sense to me#I wanted to make sure I got it done in time for pride haha#I don’t know if it’s obvious by the end but Draxum ran off because he was for once doing something nice for Leo#that being leading him somewhere else not in front of everyone so Leo can process the fact that he was born female in peace haha#(but he also just - wanted to avoid the ensuing awkward Talk as long as he could lol)#“how would Leo NOT know’’ he had an inkling but never thought much of it because he’s a teenage turtle mutant with no access to healthcare#also yeah that’s splinter’s hand at the end there I just KNOW he’d want those pics#also also - Leo here can technically be trans or even intersex in some way too#both is good#making this made me remember why I never do color#at least for comics#it just takes sooo long#but it was fun and worth it for my fave hc#this is like the first time I’ve drawn Draxum and man he’s kinda hard to draw#also their sizes are just 1 2 and 3 because Draxum had a simple system in place for sizing his subjects#(aka I was too lazy to think of anything else to put there)#also dunno if anyone noticed but look at Raph’s paper and look at his baby’s self’s photo
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lotus-pear · 6 months ago
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horrendously late entry for @luneariann’s dtiys!! congrats on one million ely i’m so proud of you <3
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lmadsadness · 2 months ago
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soundwave and his weird ahh husband who always somehow managed to get into his quaters without waking him up
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hummise · 18 days ago
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memory lane
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hinamie · 2 months ago
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oversaturate
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arttsuka · 3 months ago
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I made @wolfythewitch 's fox Bill design out of polymer clay
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It's pretty thin (so thin I'm afraid it'll snap in half anytime I lift it)
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Front and back side:
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keferon · 4 months ago
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Monster hunter au part 11 (final? I think?)
Did you want to see Drift in a nurse costume?......ahahahahha
Orion: God himself couldn't stop him.
Meanwhile, Ratchet walking into God's room: Polish your glasses and get your robotic liver ready, I've got drinks to share and a great story to tell
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