It's finally finished!
I started a filk ages ago (over 25 years ago) and got interrupted in the middle. Couldn't figure out how to end it, got frustrated, gave up.
Today I resurrected it.
Finally. Finished.
Sung to the tune of My Bonnie:
[Chorus]
Bring back, bring back,
Oh, bring back my stomach to me, to me,
Bring back, bring back,
Oh, bring back my stomach to me!
My stomach lies inside my middle,
My stomach lies right in between,
My lungs and my heart and my liver,
My pancreas, bladder, and spleen.
[Repeat Chorus]
I went to my doctor to help me
With a painful digestinal ill,
He said this is serious business
As he typed up an extra long bill.
[Repeat Chorus]
The surgeon who cut me wide open
Knew right where a stomach should be.
He didn't know I was no native
To Earth - more's the pity for me!
[Repeat Chorus]
The surgeon ran out the door screaming.
The lawyers proceeded to faint,
Because I awoke and I noticed
The gap where my stomach just ain't.
[Repeat Chorus]
To this day I wander around now,
My alien disguise a bust,
If anyone here will just listen,
I'm begging you please, now, you must--
[Repeat Chorus WITH GUSTO]
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I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.
It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.
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Help, I’m new and the only medic in this team. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
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Monster hunter au part 11 (final? I think?)
Did you want to see Drift in a nurse costume?......ahahahahha
Orion: God himself couldn't stop him.
Meanwhile, Ratchet walking into God's room: Polish your glasses and get your robotic liver ready, I've got drinks to share and a great story to tell
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