#i guess uuhhh

[littleouroboros]

???tober Day 2: Horseman

[oldfriendsseniortwittersanctuary]

Halsin makes a big deal about how your relationship isn't going to be monogamous but he never gets with anyone else. What a missed opportunity. Everyone else in the camp except for Withers (and even im not 100% sure about that) wants to ride the bear; why don't they get to? Are you telling me that Lae'zel, the horniest woman in Faerun, isn't going to shoot her shot? That Shadowheart, the second horniest woman in Faerun, isn't going to try to climb Mount Halsin? Let Halsin fuck his way through the camp! Let him get that wizussy! Let Karlach, the third horniest woman in Faerun, get that druid dick! Is it in character for Wyll to tussle with that hunky elf? Not really but if Wyll was going to say "fuck it I want some action" with anyone it'd be Halsin. Come on Larian.

[beedreamscape]

To pair my last post, but in happier tones.

Part of me thinks Kiriona was so set up on turning John back to mortal, after any Harrowhark intentions that overrule everything else, not because she has lofty plans of ruling over anyone but because if he isn't immortal anymore, he's not god anymore, and if he's not god nor the emperor, he's free to be just her dad.

I want the griddlehark drama and angst and romance for the next book, but I also want to see Gideon experiencing some, at the very least, normal times with an adult figure that doesn't hate her, that feels responsible for her, that might even love her, in an environment that isn't 'headquarters of an empire at war'.

Which alternatively could also be achieved with Pyrrha once they overcome the larger-than-life wall that is Wake between them, but that'd still be different than the father figure of John who, in his best days, has a personality that matches Gideon's so well and could very well offer the tenderness she's never been shown before, tenderness he's very capable of when he's not drunk in his own revenge plots.

[teecupangel]

I just thought of a great world that Desmond would love (hate). What if he wound up in the miraculous ladybug or sailor moon world? How would he deal with all of the magical crap?

I would like to take this time to show this again XD

I’m going to focus on Sailor Moon because I’m most familiar with that XD

First of all: I mean… at least it’s not Puella Magica. Desmond should count his blessings.

Alright, let’s talk about how this would work.

At first, Desmond would believe he had just been transported into Japan and would try to contact the Brotherhood. It’s during this time that he gets to encounter one of the monsters and he’d be surprised, going “what the fuck?” before just going “fuck it” and trying to take down the monster himself.

Sailor Moon and her team arrives while they’re fighting and Desmond has to watch these clearly teenage girls fight the crap out of that monster with magic powers.

At first, he thinks “Isu bullshit?” and then goes “Naaahh” because that would be too much.

Something weird is going on, that’s for sure.

So he leaves before anyone could ask him how he could stand toe to toe with a monster, his hood hiding his identity (there’s a bit of “did Tuxedo Mask forgot his suit?” but Usagi is sure that the strange hooded man wasn’t Tuxedo Mask).

Anyway, Desmond couldn’t get in contact with any of the Assassins.

When he goes to the supposed Assassin safe house in Japan, he gets to talk to the boss of a yakuza clan who tells him that he had heard of the Brotherhood but they were apparently wiped out centuries ago. It’s all very mysterious but the legend goes that the Assassins and the Templars joined forces to defeat a monster from beyond the skies and they sacrificed their lives to ‘defeat’ that monster.

Desmond isn’t sure just how accurate that legend is but it seems to be an explanation to why there’s no Brotherhood.

He stays in Japan because… well… the monster he saw fell from the skies so there’s a possible connection there.

He has no idea what the hell this magical shit is but, by god, he was going to try and interrogate one of them.

Unorganized Notes:

Desmond uses a reversible hooded jacket that’s black and white. He uses black most of the time, reversing it to white when he’s hunting monsters. He also wears a white face mask to hide his lower face. He would like to stress he’s not a superhero or whatever the fuck is up with Tuxedo Mask. He just don’t want anyone recognizing him.

Speaking of, he finally meets Tuxedo Mask and they do not get along. Not at all. Tuxedo Mask thinks he’s too violent, Desmond is always wondering what the hell is he supposed to be doing.

Someone tries to call him the Hooded Mask and Desmond hates it.

He gets a part time job in a bar. Well… it’s a cozy restaurant during the day and a bar during the night. Usagi and her friends eat there more often because of the hot foreign bartender. (Desmond has made so much Shirley Templar thanks to them. His boozed Shirley Templar is a huge seller too)

The Yakuza boss he talks to helps him with his fake identity and gives him a place to stay, giving him info about how the monsters seemed to be centered in the district he woke up in. Desmond wondered why the boss was helping him, the boss tells him to just indulge her because she had always enjoyed the legends of the ‘great’ Assassin Brotherhood. This boss is this world’s version of Mochizuki Saeko, the mentor of the Japanese Brotherhood during modern day.

The Sailor Senshi has a crush on Desmond because he’s older, nice and hot. Even Usagi but Usagi would like to stress that Mamoru is hotter.

Desmond is pretty sure his regulars are the Sailor Senshis because (1) they look a lot like them and (2) they whisper sometimes and Desmond’s hearing has been enhanced by his Eagle Senses that he can still hear them. He doesn’t confront them though because he doesn’t necessarily want to get in the middle of anything. He just wants information to why he’s here and how to get back to his world.

He does help them out when they’re fighting monsters, going as far as carrying them out of harm’s way and it’s clear that they’ve eaten up more than they could chew. It’s a common occurrence where Tuxedo Mask tries to encourage them while Desmond tries to remind them that it’s okay to not be strong enough and to leave it to him. His methods are… well… quick and painless.

Depending on which arc we’re going for, if Chibiusa is already in the story, she doesn’t like Desmond. She thinks Mamoru is still the best and Desmond just smiles at this because… well… what else is he supposed to do?

Speaking of Chibiusa, if she uses the hypnosis ability of Luna-P and it makes him very wary of the kid… and want to check Luna-P because that thing feels too much like a POE.

That’s right! The Moon Kingdom are Isus! To be more exact, they’re the Isus who left Earth and made a home on the moon to escape the Solar Flare. So yeah… Desmond needs to find a way to contact someone from the Moon Kingdom OR get to the Moon Kingdom as the answer might be there. Maayybbeeee.

(Sailor Pluto might actually have the answers he needs but he doesn’t know that)

[nickkcha]

Hi again! I drew my Casey's version, I really love this design I made, I think I copied his aesthetic bc i have all these exact clothes XD

(and I re opened comms info in dm •3•)

[mamawasatesttube]

girl help. is there any real consensus on how to tag qprs on ao3??

[melverie]

Hey if anyone wants to sell turnips in New Horizons, Timmy & Tommy are paying 543 bells per turnip on my island 👀

[bloo-the-dragon]

*POSTS THIS AND RUNS*

(Quick one shot for this art for the sams au)

[callmehere-iwillappear]

a brief summary of leo's time in the prison dimension <3 the rest is under the read more, warning for uuhh. Limbs Should Not Bend That Way and also gore(??) it's the same level of detail/intensity as the rest of these drawings so

[rust-bearer]

First Aid Deathless AU aka angel au. The specific thought that prompted this was. Overlord’s death count in his rampage. Surely First Aid would have been tending to people as they fell. He wouldn’t have just hid like Ratchet told him too (Ambulon hadn’t, either.)

Now imagine he just. Dies too. He is rushing down the hall and comes across Overlord in the overmosh pit. One badly placed swing. One ill timed step. First Aid flies back, hits something, impales himself. Dies.

No one notices. By the time they do, he’s alive again. What a miracle that he’s fine, they all say. Wounded, but alive.

He doesn’t tell them.

[prosecutor-steele]

"Having to wear glasses/contacts is a disability"

Me, having worn glasses since idk kindergarten: No....

[fitzselfships]

Me every single day of my life (I am mentally ill)

[harcourt-st-anthony]

Meow!

[teehee]

everyone has such cool OC stories and worlds and lore but my OC story is just gay trans ppl in a ska band n like nobody wants to talk about it with me bc it’s boring to them lol ‼️ like usually all i get is a “that’s cool” and that’s it

[samslaptop]

you know what i haven’t seen anyone mention. it’s probably safe to say that joel never particularly cared about celebrating his birthday based on how he treated it pre-breakout but he must super fucking hate it now… like Thee Last Day he ever saw sarah alive was his birthday!!! and he was late getting home to see her!!! and then she’s dead less than 12 hrs later??? cruel, terrible, heartbreaking, im ready to suck start a shotgun thinking about it. every year!!! every year he has to remember that it was the last day he ever saw her

[angel-thoughts-dump]

I'm suddenly feeling weird bc I remembered Faith said to Buffy in s3 "what are you going to do B? kill me? You become me" and by the end of the season Buffy (almost)does, and immediately after she makes Angel bite her so her blood also ends up running through Angel, becoming part of him. That night, part of Buffy becomes them, what kind of fucked up sex metaphor is this?