#i guess i needed it

[plasticmutations]

i slept almost 12 hours oops. hi good morning

[meatcrimes]

just slept 20 hours what’s up with everyone else

legit opened my phone and saw 6:30 and was like ah ok 6:30am but then i opened it and saw notifications that said “today at 5:35 / today at 12:00 / today at 7:33 / today at 5:35” and was so confused cause i was like AM OR PM??? I opened my clock app and mf didn’t specify. opened my texts to no am or pm specification and was like??? until i opened my weather app to see someone finally specify if it was AM or PM and uh. it was PM.

[sutille]

i took a really long break from tumblr, and here i am, again. ready to fill your dashboard with dumb shit DMSMDN.

[ippokampos]

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[eccentricverbicide]

apparently I looked very miserable at Subway today cause while making my sandwich she squeezed the regular amount of sauce. Looked up at my face for the tiniest fraction of a second. Squeezed some more.

[my-darling-boy]

I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.

And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!

[teem-boo]

had to get this out of my system. good game.

[wishfulsketching]

I hope they danced in the bar as young adults, not stressing over the revolution, just living it up

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

[bacchuschucklefuck]

couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead

[choodraws]

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[swedebeast]

Jesus christ, I think I overslept.

Not that it matters much today, but 10 hours is still a bit much.

[st-dionysus]

We've had strap ons since at least 400 BC, and people still have the nerve to go on gay hook up apps and ask "how can an FTM be a top?"

[0800-p1llowhump3r]

tie me to your bed and force me to take a knotted toy that's too big. listen to me cry as you stretch my hole and slap my cunt as i beg you to stop. when you push the knot in, watch my back arch and my eyes roll back as I rock my hips up to take the knot. as I start to get used being filled, switch it on. let me scream as it comes to life and starts pounding my puppycunt. this is my place, this is where I belong- tied down and forced to submit

[cryoshad]

concerning pastimes

[slowburncowboy]

She nos on my feratu till the first cock crows