#i gues???????

[l3m-n]

Making theories is so fun actually, especially if you know they make no sense LOLLLLLL

[purplesoup-lad-le]

ethan! no more 2023 keeper sexymen amen. 2023 women next! stay tuned i suppose

[z-mizcellaneous-z]

my brain decided that instead of writing in my WIP i was going to procrastinate by making an entire online shop for my shitty t-shirt designs

[mcytblrconfessions-but-badder]

joel and scott in-laws truther you will start having dandruff in 3-5 business days (I know you're out there)

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[incredubious]

MODERN AU ACESAN !!!! first impressions with a guy who barely passes the No Shoes No Shirt No Service rule

[belatalbotgf]

i think what i love about daniel molloy so much is he's just a fucking freak. all these 100+ year old vampires with insane lives and backstories and daniel is just some guy who's a fucking weirdo who got pulled into it somehow. "i like kissing. And snuggling with dead things, yes, hold me." yeah I'm sure you do freakazoid

[stars-obsession-pit]

The sound of John Constantine’s incredulous voice entered the meeting room before his body did. “Fight an Infinite Realms ghost? Are you insane?! Do you want to get us killed?”

Zatanna spun and almost snarled at him. “What would you have us do then, Constantine? Maybe you’re okay with sacrificing people sometimes, but we’re the heroes. We can’t just let it keep wreaking havoc. There’s no reported deaths yet, but we don’t know how long that’ll last.”

He leaned against the wall nonchalantly and lit a cigarette. “Well, what’s it yelling about?”

“What?”

He took a long drag before continuing. “Realms ghosts– they’re basically immune to our magic, but they’re easy marks if you know how to deal with ‘em. They all have some sort of Obsession. Just work with that and they’re remarkably simple to manipulate.” His voice turned to a grumble, “Doesn’t mean they can’t be a huge pain in the fucking ass sometimes though.”

Tapping some ash off his cigarette, he looked straight back into the room again. “So… what’re they yelling about?”

[ghouljams]

Simon "king of amateur surgery" Riley who has never waited on medical in his life and he isn't about to start now, sterilizing a pair of pliers with Price's lights so he can dig a bullet out of his side while the rest of the team watches in horror.

[forecast0ctopus]

more sweaters

[heaveniowa]

keep a calendar, this way you will always know.

[biruesque]

dreamer, dreaming

[keferon]

I think Orion Pax should traumatize the kids by dying, or at least seemingly dying, at some point in the apocalyptic ponyo AU. Because he's Optimus Prime and sacrificing oneself to save others is the most Optimus Prime thing to do.

I imagine it'd happen after he reunited with his kiddos and met their new fish dad, and life isn't exactly good because, well, *gestures at the surrounding apocalypse*, but at least they're together and safer than if they were alone. And then one day while they're resting under some building that *looked* solid enough, some rubble begins falling on them. So Orion makes them run away as fast as their little legs can, and then when there's no time anymore he just jumps on the last one to at least take the hit in the kid's place.

The dust finally settles behind the group and Soundwave reflexively does a headcount only to realize that they're missing two people, which he notices just a fraction of a second faster than Shockwave, who got woken up by the sudden noise. So they go back. They hear the quivering "Mister Pax...?" before they can even see the mass of dusty clothes and limbs. The last kid is there, scared but safe, stuck beneath Orion's limp, broken and bloody body.

Of course Orion isn't hurt *too* badly, it probably looks worse than it is, but that's still one more nightmare for everyone. Unless he *is* hurt badly, and that's how the group meets a medic 👀 Either way, this is the last time Shockwave lets his humans enter a building without thoroughly checking its stability. He'd rather keep them all safe himself. And if he's fussing over Orion even more than before, well, Orion isn't going to complain.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY I SEE THE VISION

But also what if we make it their first interaction? CONSIDER. Orion suddenly finds a bunch of those kids and saves them from that collapsing building right? But gets stuck under the rubble because Blue wasn’t fast enough so Orion basically becomes his alive shield.

And that would very much be the end for him because all those concrete walls and roof are fucking HEAVY but little did he know. Kids got adopted by a giant fish while he wasn’t there haha

So Shockwave saves both Orion and Blue and then Orion has this absolutely hilarious moment of realisation when he wakes up’,:)

[here1snyan]

𝐈𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬 🟠

guys ITS FINALLY OVERRR IM FREEEEE but seriously im just so relieved to have finished this, it was a huge undertaking, especially since I did ALL the coloring TODAY… im exhausted. taking another day or two off LOL.. HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT im super proud of the results, even if my hand kinda hurts lmao

[deskatt]

Ink sketch :p (this guy is a worm in my head that I didn't ever expect to have)

[sunterze]

Dog

[cafefiorentini]

Labru Succubus comic

SPOILERS FOR DUNMESHI CHAPTER 60