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my lil Councillor Oralie from the Best Keeper Character competition of 2024
#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fanart#Kotlc Oralie#Councillor Oralie#kotlc councillor oralie#keeper of the lost cities fanart#ladles poll-traits#DEADBEAT MOM OF ALL TIME šš#girlfail queen girlfail queen yaya
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No Racist Bones In This Body
The man who doesnāt āhave a racist bone in his bodyā has made the 2020 presidential election about race in the most open and starkest way since the days of George Wallace.
The āboneā comment was The Donās attempt to neuter his outrageous āsend them backā racist comment about Representatives Omar, Talib, Pressley and Ocasio-Cortez.
After making the bone comment, The Don turned to one of his staffers and befuddled said, āWhatās with the bones stuff anyway? It doesnāt make sense to me. But I guess the bone thing is good, because bones canāt be racist, and if I am saying I donāt have any racist bones, it means that I am telling the truth, about not being racist, as bones are just bones, right? By the way are African American bones white or black? Can you imagine having black bones?ā
Then he smiled and said: āAll this media attention gives me a big boner.ā His entire staff laughed hysterically. Mitch McConnell opined that the president āwas on to something.ā
The Don, in a moment of brilliance, summoned Ben Carson, his lone black cabinet member, to be the black face of the administration and run interference for him on Fox News.
Not sure Carson was the best choice.
If you recall Carson once referred to Africans ripped from their homeland to be sold as slaves as āimmigrants.ā He waxed poetically: āThatās what America is about, a land of dreams and opportunityā¦There were other immigrants who came here in the bottom of slave ships, worked even longer, even harder for less. But they too had a dream that one day their sons, daughters, grandsons, granddaughters, great-grandsons, great-granddaughters, might pursue prosperity and happiness in this land.ā
God Bless America!
At a cabinet meeting after the āsend her backā comment Carson and The Don had this interaction:
Secretary Carson:Ā Thank you, Mr. President.Ā And just before I talk a little bit about whatās going on atĀ hud, I just want to thank you for your incredible courageā
The president:Ā Thank you.
Secretary Carson:Ā āand stamina and resilience with un-whithering criticism, unfair criticism, all the time. And I would just, sort of, sum it up by saying: Would you rather have a non-politician whose speech is unfiltered, who gets a lot of stuff done? Or somebody with a silver tongue who gets nothing done?
The President:Ā But I thought I had a silver tongue.Ā [Laughter.]Ā I heard that so often. I always thought I had a silver tongue.Ā [Laughter.]Ā But I agree with you.
Secretary Carson:Ā But, you know, as I told you before, I think God is using you.
Is that the same God that allowed America to wipe out the Native Americans and enslave millions of black folk from Africa? Gee, thatās some āland of dreams and opportunity.ā
After the conversation, Carson stroked The Donās boner, which prompted The Don to talk more about bones.
Can you imagine having black bones? Thatās as bad as black people counting your money*ā; or having to live in one of those āshit-hole countries;ā or being as ālow I.Q.ā as Maxine Waters, or being a ārapist from Mexico,ā or being a president who wasnāt born in this country, or renting apartments to blacks* or āsons of bitchesā black athletes who dare to protest police violence.
No racist bones in this body.
Ask Kip Brown, a driver who worked at one ofĀ Trumpās casinos in Atlantic City, who told Nick Paumgarten inĀ The New Yorker, āWhen Donald and Ivana came to the casino, the bosses would order all the black people off the floor.Ā .Ā .Ā . I was a teenager, but I remember it: they put us all in the back.ā
No racist bones in this body.
Just last week, the President invited to the White House leading members of theĀ far-right social-media crowd, including one āCarpe Donktum,ā who recently made a nasty altered video of Joe Biden; Bill Mitchell, who ladles out the latest QAnon conspiracy theories; the oppo-research operative James OāKeefe III; and Ali Alexander, who, like the Presidentās own son, recently shared a tweet that called into question Kamala Harrisās racial background. A sterling bunch. At the meeting, Trump expressed the full knowledge that cyber-fueled hatred and racism had helped him win the election. He honored the group with a White House invitation in the hopes that it will be there for him again in 2020. āThe crap you think of is unbelievable!ā he told them in bemused admiration. These were his people.
No racist bones in this body.
But wait, as maybe The Don doesnāt care if he has a racist bone in his body.
When confronted that his tweets were racist he stated āit doesnāt concern meā¦ because many people agree with me. ā
And: āI do think Iām winning the political fight. I think Iām winning it by a lot. āIāll never change.ā
The Don had this to say about his āsend her backā chanters. āThose are incredible people. Those are incredible patriots.ā
One of my favorite responses of support from his soulless andĀ Republican sycophants comment came from Mike Kelly, Congressman from Pennsylvania: āI think weāre going way beyond the pale right now. They talk about people of color. Iām a person of color. Iām white. Iām an Anglo-Saxon.ā
Mike, if you are a person of color, you better watch out as maybe ICE is going to round up your white ass and deport you. Just sayin.
So what does America think of all this? According to USA Today/IpsosĀ pollĀ that was taken on a few days after the rally, sixty-eight per cent said the call to send the four congresswomen ābackā was offensive, and fifty-nine per cent said it was un-American. Sixty-five per cent of respondents said that telling minorities to āgo back where they came fromā is a racist statement. As usual, the responses to the pollsterās questions broke down along partisan lines, but Democrats werenāt the only ones to take issue with Trumpās statements. More than half of Independents said Trumpās screed was un-American, and one in four Republicans agreed.
Given the above numbers it augurs well for Democrats in 2020. However, we should never underestimate The Donās capacity to divide through hatred and fear. We should never underestimate the power of racism. The fact that The Don, a man with every racist bone in his body, has a fair chance of being reelected, says all you need to say about racism in America.
Ā * AĀ bookĀ by John OāDonnell, former president of Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino in Atlantic City, quoted Trumpās criticism of a black accountant: āBlack guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day. ā¦ I think that the guy is lazy. And itās probably not his fault, because laziness is a trait in blacks. It really is, I believe that. Itās not anything they can control.ā Trump at first denied the remarks, but later said inĀ a 1997 Playboy interview that āthe stuff OāDonnell wrote about me is probably true.ā
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I FORGOT VIKAAAA...... 2024 keeper sexywoman...... augh
#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fanart#ladles poll-traits#kotlc vika#vika heks#like i completely and entirely forgot that i drew her for this. i queued them all up and vika I didn't even see her#she was not even on my list lmao#thank god i went through my photos today lmao
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Dex Dizzneeeeee my boy š„° from the lil Best Keeper Character bracket of 2024
#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fanart#keeper of the lost cities fanart#dex dizznee#kotlc dex#ladles poll-traits#fun fact i hid two (2) little hearts in his hair#there's also another heart sonewhere else you gotta find itttt#i think i put his dimple a bit too high up..... but he's still oh so adorbs and you can have dimples anywhere so eh#my baby cousin has this cute very defined curl that goes right in the middle of her face and its so adorable#so i like to give all yhe curly characters i draw something similar#I'm just yammering on at this point BUT i put a lil scar from his fight with brant in everblaze from when he choked him and burnt him there#that was so wild btw. like wtf. how r u alive????#he has a scrunchie that he stole from bex#AND i wish i had time and space for more jewelery but lil. he's got the queen bee motherboard of the panic rings on him#wish i made it clunkier but what's done is done and i LOVDDEEEEEEEE this one sm š„°š„°š„°š„°š„°
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The 2024 portrait posting begins... here we got Alden Vacker, from the 2024 sexyman bracket!
#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fanart#alden vacker#kotlc alden#keeper of the lost cities fanart#ladles poll-traits#it's. a teensy bit of an eyesore. cos of the colors i think. but he's handsome enough#god.... cannon white man alden. weirddd
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Here we have Quan Song, from the Keeper Sexyman bracket of 2024! I'm pretty sure he was meant to face the left when i was making him, but oh well.
#just realized all my sexyman portraits except for alden ended up oriented right#and even alden was facing the right#ANYWAYS#quan song#kotlc quan#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fanart#keeper of the lost cites fanart#ladles poll-traits#i love how I'm posting all of these months or straight up YEARS later#that's so cute of me. someone should fall in love with me about it because I'm awesome#next up is one of the very few humans round these parts
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Empress Pernille, 2024 Sexywoman comp lady
#NO COS i rlly rlly rlly like this design of her i did#like i had so many drafts of what she could look like#and i genuinely feel like i captured all her book description and the troll description both pretty damn well#like i am so proud of her y'all have no idea#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fanart#kotlc pernille#empress pernille#kotlc empress pernille#keeper of the lost cites fanart#ladles poll-traits#my tummy hurts.... hope pernille never feels this discomfort. wars would start bruh
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starting from the very beginning, Councillor Emery from the Keeper Sexyman 2023 bracket!
#christ this looks so old#he's cute though... could totally do him cuter a second time around.#anyways ahem hem#kotlc#kotlc fanart#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc emery#councillor emery#kotlc councillor emery#not gonna use the bracket tag but yaknow. MY tag now#ladles poll-traits#can't believe how much I've improved though. i can and will only get better!!!!!!!!!!
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My lil Kesler Dizznee portrait from the Keeper Sexyman Competition of 2024
#kotlc#kotlc fanart#keeper of the lost cities#keeper of the lost cites fanart#kesler dizznee#kotlc kesler#ladles poll-traits#i feel like I'm putting together a portfolio with this tag ngl#but I'm including the bad art too#not kesler tho he's chill he's cute i made him worthy of juline#i have all the dates I'm posting these mapped out lmao
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Emma Foster/Kate Freeman of the Keeper Sexywoman competition
#seeing this again i love what i did with her hat that texture looks yummy#aside from that... eh. i think i could do better#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fanart#emma foster#kotlc emma foster#emma id such an odd name now i think of it#said ot too much š emma emma emma#not super common anymore#ladles poll-traits#keeper of the lost cites fanart#probs silly to tag her other names#her last name is so insane though. and how it is. like ik it's been mentioned before but kate FREEMAN??????????? c'mon.#and foster too ofc ofc
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Councillor Alina, from ye ole sexywoman match of 2024.
#i was like. hella grounded when i did all the sexywomen of this year lmao#so i did all of these traditionally#and on my phone ONLY at my dads house cos the groundedness was more lenient there#but yea i made her look really pretty i think- despite her shit posture and long ass neck#i tried man idk and she's pretty so there#councillor alina#kotlc alina#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fanart#keeper of the lost cites fanart#ladles poll-traits#you can see where all i made mistakes#the woes i suppose
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LOVISE! YAY! from the 2024 keeper Sexywoman bracket of course.
#i love her so much. her herself in the books ofc but also this piece#i just adore how she turned out I'm so proud of her#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc lovise#uh. does she have any other name tags???#leaving as is for now ig and if i find none#kotlc fanart#keeper of the lost cites fanart#ladles poll-traits
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and with King Dimitar, the 2024 keeper sexymen are finally free. yippee
#now onto the 2024 women!!!!!! my suffering is endless.#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fanart#king dimitar#kotlc dimitar#kotlc king dimitar#keeper of the lost cities fanart#ladles poll-traits#I'm looking at the border again and hot damn i did GOOD on that thing#i think dimmys my fave of these lot ngl#gotta check who's next. augh
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old Timkin Heks from the Keeper Sexyman 2023 bracket!
#gonna redraw all these bitches just y'all wait#i like what i had going on with his outfit that looks fun#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#timkin heks#kotlc timkin#kotlc fanart#keeper of the lost cites fanart#ladles poll-traits#kotlc timkin heks#we can all agree his maiden name is logner right? from shannons little editing mishap that one time in the first book?#sending this bad boy out on the 19th or 20th
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Coucillor Clarette... 2024 Keeper Sexywoman... yippe
#ngl i completely forgot about her#like i scheduled them all out. and completely forgot about clarette#so I'm putting her on the 12th and being done with it. pernille will be the 13th ofc cos that's where i scheduled her#kinda sad I'm just shoehorning her in but her top is uglay so I don't feel too bad#i can make her so much better#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fanart#kotlc clarette#councillor clarette#keeper of the lost cities fanart#ladles poll-traits#oralie and dex are who I'm really excited abt cos I'm so proud of them
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Mr. Sweeny portrait from the Keeper Sexyman polls of 2024.
#thank god I'm not posting these in real time#y'all would be just as sick of me as i am#i feel like a broken record! like sexyman sexyman woman 2023 2024 2020 keeper keeper quan sweeny kesler timkin sexy#it's neverending!!!!!!!! y'all are so lucky I'm spacing them out#I'm sick of myself with this šš#putting in these tags on september 18th mind you#been scheduling for DAYS bruh#abyways. the actual tags now#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc fanart#kotlc mr sweeny#mr sweeny#keeper of the lost cites fanart#ladles poll-traits#i just know there's nothing in this mans tags. nada. he's so obscure
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