#i gotta tho i have to try and convince some of these people to play dnd with me

[catfishofoldin99colours]

spent the evening making a presentation i want to give at my office’s monthly sharing lunches and oh i am going to become the Office Menace so goddamn quickly

[notanothermacdennisblog]

i gotta talk about frank v russia cuz i was rewatching it again and whoever said it was a fever dream of an episode is so right, there's just so many implications to dissect i didn't catch them all at first.

the beginning of the episode sets up dennis's motivation to pass the effort of helping everyone around him onto someone else... by him putting an enormous amount of effort into finding normal dates and teaching mac and dee to be normal enough to hold onto normal people (i can't imagine how this would keep mac and dee from bothering him tho cuz they'd just come back to him asking for more relationship help, dating a normal person doesn't make relationship issues go away). the enthusiasm he shows when checking in with them after the dates shows this amount of effort was worth it to him. one could argue it's because deep down he cares about their growth, he mistakenly thinks this will get them to leave him alone, or that he's attracted to the thrill of the ruse. mayb it's some combination of all three, but given that he could have always just ignored them or left, to me his hard on for control and deception points to the latter for the most part.

which further explains his flimsy justification of catfishing mac just to "get him out of the apartment." like if that was his sole goal there's a million other ways to accomplish that. ways that don't include: creating a profile guaranteed to get mac to match with him, chatting long enough to establish an emotional bond (altho that's not the hard part when mac falls for anybody who shows him a modicum of affection), and buying and sending him remote controlled anal beads as some sort of complicated signal system when simply texting "meet me at the motel" would suffice.

we're talking about a man who started a cult just to get mac to stop eating his thin mints. who drugged mac with diet pills, convincing him they were "size pills" just because he was unhappy with mac's weight gain. the exploitation of mac's body dysmorphia serves not only as a means of keeping his self esteem in check so he's more easily pliable ("you've been looking so sexy, so this... this is disappointing, at least to me" in ass kickers united; "mac did you gain some weight?" at the end of the gang makes paddy's great again), but also to mold him into an idealized physique that he's attracted to, and the unnecessary inclusion of anal beads in this ploy is the logical conclusion of obsessing over mac's appearance.

it was never just about getting the apartment to himself, or even just seizing an opportunity to manipulate, even if those both played a role. there's just no heterosexual explanation for the full extent of what this episode is implying.

so it still seems odd that dennis would want to sabotage a system that was working in his favor logistically and emotionally, essentially giving up the thrill (and safety) of inhabiting another man's skin in order to admit things he could never feel secure enough to admit even to himself. was johnny becoming too difficult to maintain? maybe dennis was motivated to pass mac onto someone else because he was running into a wall trying to figure out how to keep mac interested while avoiding the obvious issue of meeting in person. an effort to self sabotage when things started to get too close for comfort, when he could feel a certain loss of control.

the "johnny doesn't love you, he doesn't even like you" was enough to send me reeling that it was too easy for me to pass over all of this the first time, what a red herring. there's not another man as toxically obsessed w his roommate/work husband in crime/life terry mac as dennis is, while also being so self-deluded he has to make up half-assed excuses just to convince himself this is normal behavior.

[shir0oos-thoughts]

Been pondering about who i think the Fhdw characters favorites are/relate to in Sanrio and it has NOT left my mind. So I tried something new! My two favorite things combined!! ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒✧˚.🎀༘⋆

ᝰ.ᐟFHDW meets SANRIO CHARACTERS ೀ

Kendra

She’s a Hello Kitty girl through and through although Seth calls her basic for it. They both love to read, are true friends, honest and have hearts of gold! Has different varieties in her collection (big and small). OWNS ALL THE HOLIDAY THEMED ONES! Corrects people who say she shes a cat and not a little girl.

Seth

Okay so i may be projecting here lol but he SCREAMS Chococat. They’re scattered-brained at times but LOVE to play around! They keep up to date on the latest news too. Has a plush of him on his bed. May or may not cuddle it sometimes…and Kendra may or may not have pictures…

Vanessa

No question about it. Kuromi. They both act tough but are secretly softies, they’re mischievous tho! Both have similar backstories and wanted revenge at a point in time too. Also fun fact: both were imprisoned for their crimes. She watched all the shows & movies she was featured in while in the dungeon!

Warren

Gotta be My Melody! Mostly bc he found out Vanessa’s fav was Kuromi lol. Funnily enough both characters have history with the other just like Warren and Vanessa. Both are good-natured and wholesome who bring good vibes to those around them. Not to mention they love their family! Is trying to convince Vanessa to go as them for Halloween-

Ronodin

Badtz Maru! Are you even surprised lol? Here are just some of Badtz’s likes; rolling his eyes, pulling faces at people and blowing raspberries at people…Definitely Ronodin coded (especially in appearance)! Would have a lot of fun troublemaking together since they love villainy<3 ! Bracken keeps asking him who his fav is but he refuses to tell him.

Bracken

Blue eyes and white (silver) hair?! How could he literally be anyone BUT Cinnamoroll! Both are quite shy but very friendly. They always help their friends when they need it AND have a tendency to put others before themselves. They’re both very popular for their looks too lol. Both come from distant territories (Cinnamoroll, the sky & Bracken, the fairy kingdom).

Tanu

Didn’t initially know about Sanrio until Kendra introduced him to it and immediately related to Pompompurin. Both are as chill as can be. Pom is a bit of a fashion icon due to his cute beret and striped scarf similar to Tanu being well renowned in the potion making community! They have positive outlooks on life and find joy in the little things!

Dale

People often forget about him a lot, just like Keroppi. Both are full of energy since Kerropi likes to swim/ play sports and Dale tends to the chores around Fablehaven. They even both have brothers and animal friends (Dale has Viola and Keroppi has a snail friend called Den Den). They’re just here for a good time! However, one time Warren got him a pusheen plush for his bday and he LOVED it. So he’s more of a pusheen type of guy now :3

Wow! This was really fun to do and pretty different from my other posts, might make a part 2 with some other characters but we’ll see😻 Hope you were able to learn a cool fact or two about Sanrio characters and I’m open to hearing thoughts on if you think this is accurate!

PS i started tagging my fhdw posts under the tag #shir0oos-thoughts so check it out if you enjoyed this post bc i’ll be making more soon!

[lillambiespasture]

How about some headcannons for the gang with an s/o who’s the just sweetest person they’ve met. Like they’re just the most motherly and kind person to them. Can be a Gn reader if you want

The smile that came onto my face when I saw this bro I'm 😍😍

Sweet!Reader x Various

Big Billy

He probably met you when the gang was bullying kids

your younger sibling was one of them so you stepped in

Obviously he and the others were expecting to be yelled at when you came over but then to their surprise you just asked them to play nice and very gently guided them into it

After that Billy tried to pay attention to the places you hung around which were mostly parks and cafes

When you started dating he also paid attention to what you like

Books? He stole found you some. Candy? Has your favorites. You like a certain show? He'll watch it

You would stand up for him when the gang is being extra mean so in return he's like your giant shield

Lil Arturo:

You guys meet at a diner where you work as a waiter

As you might imagine the boys have very little restaurant manners but not once when you were waiting on them did you even seem slightly annoyed or offended

He probably came back to the diner on his own on your work days just to see you

When you started dating he went out of his way to be around you but tried to make it seem coincidental

If you pat his hair or run your fingers through it he actually doesn't mind too much since your not meaning to do any harm

Snake:

You met him at a movie the gang went to, they were being too loud and rowdy so you convinced them to be quiet

He didn't really like you right away for that

But as he saw you more he got used to you being responsible

He really likes how you stand your ground without being the slightest bit mean or even annoying

When you start to date he is so very clingy and always touching you

Unless you ask him to stop, he'll stop

Sometimes you have to reel in just how nice you are to people otherwise he'll get jealous and be all over you not that you mind it you just don't want him to be upset

SURPRISINGLY he's actually pretty mean

Like sees a kid walking by him and trips them mean,, he gets nicer when he realizes it doesn't impress you it takes him awhile to realize tho,, the poor thing is DUMB

He soaks up your affection and kindness like a SPONGE

He can and will go out of his way to impress you,, even if he messes up and looks silly

Ace

You guys met when he and the gang were shoplifting from a small convince store

You just so happened to be working part time there and we're on shift

You knew what they were doing right away but didn't say anything for a while, you watches them and waited

Ace realized you knew after feeling your eyes on him

He may or may not have tried to pay you (most likely with candy) not to say anything to your boss

However when you offered to pay whatever the gang stuffed into their pockets he felt,, bad they paid themselves and left

After that if he found himself alone he would stop by and cause a little trouble just to see you

You found it a little funny but not too funny

At least funny enough that Ace would feel confident enough to casually not casually at all actually to talk to you

He was so extremely surprised by how nice you were even off the clock

He tries not to lie to you but it happens every so often

You always forgive him and it makes him truly wonder how your so sweet

Hes dragging you around because he feels he's just gotta let the world know how great you are

Try not to be nice to anyone who flirts with you btw

He will jump them,, it'll happen

Probably gets into more scuffs with the PPG so you'll bandage him up

[real-total-drama-takes]

im bored and kinda high so heres my opinion on all the reboot characters

caleb - is a character

axel - im just as gay for her as the next guy but there's no way in hell she's final two next season lol but i wanna hold hands w her

nichelle- yass girl give us nothing 🥰

scary girl - idc idc she was funny asf but i am glad she went early bc if she stayed any longer i wouldve hated her lol

damien - one of the best things to come from the reboot and yall are doing him a huge disservice shipping him w priya 🥴 that shit is so boring but honestly? there might be something there somebody's gotta make me a believer tho. CONVINCE ME

mk - as a bitter, annoying, sarcastic individual myself i could not stand this bitch omg 💀 her character has a ton going for it but all they did w her is make every single one of her lines sarcastic n shit and i was BORED

raj - dumb gay man i love him

wayne - dumb ace man i love him

ripper - bro just wasnt funy. i dont get why they make characters who just pride themselves in being nasty n shit kind of a waste of development idk

zee - we can all agree that he was great but he gives me early boot vibes for next season bc like if we're demanding development for all the first season early boots then he's just gonna be there ig. dumb can only get you so far yknow?

chase - him and emma both are such wasted potential like BREAK THE HETEROS UP OMG their relationship dragged the second half down so bad like chase is just bad for the sake of being bad. like he wasn't even funny either just a waste of space by the time he was gone 😭

emma - first i'll say im glad we got a plus sized girl w some fucking athletic ability beCause THEY EXIST yay happy but anyway she was so funy until she got back with chase and that whole shit w him throwing that challenge for pizza was so DUMB like she honestly thought he did that shit for her 💀 like she was CONVINCED bro the straight delusion was insane

julia - she was the bad bitch we all needed and deserved but i cannot sit here and let you mfs say that she played the game well bc she absolutely DID NOT. girlie had no actual strategy other than winning and thas not even a strategy. even her trying to "manipulate" chase that one time sucked too lmao. bro her goal was to get everyone to hate her and win out of spite that shit is so dumb but it's so her so idc we love her anyway

millie - there were so many times where i lowkey forget she existed lmfao i don't even dislike her it was just "oh yea she here too lol" but i gotta say it kinda feels like they used her as a scapegoat to make writing her outta the finale easier idk maybe it's just me. but her crying after bowie clowned her ass when she was eliminated was the funnies bit in the entire show i was giggling n shit bc she honestly did that to herself lmao rip

priya - people compare her to zoey and sky way too much honestly (its me, im people) but when you look at it we have a mary sue that was infuriating to watch , the same girl but olympic flavored whos existence i have to be reminded of every two months, and priya. priya is perfectly fine and she was a nice winner even if i knew she was gonna win the second she was onscreen lolZ but when she read millie's notebook and absolutely demolished her ego i was living. like girlie ate her up w absolutely no crumbs left idc

bowie (the real winner) - i was fully prepared and ready to hate this twink istg. like i was in my homophobic era and ready the second his name was called but omg i love him sm. he was the queen i never knew i needed in my life. and to all the mfs who say his gayness is his entire personally have never met an fem black man and it shows 💀 idc what anyone says he's the best writer character in the entire show 🤭 as much as i love him i cannot let his fit slide. the pearls can stay bc those were a serve but the pants??? THE FUCKING PANTS??? THOSE FUCKING FLOOD WARNING HIGH WATERS.?? why would they do him like that omg. fits like that are why we get hate crimed 😔

ok im done good luck to anyone who actually reads this lmao

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[bonearenaofmyskull]

Hi

I am new to the Hannibal fandom and stumbled upon Ur metas . I have read Ur very old metas too from like 2013 .

But I just wanna ask please don't consider it rude but when did u start shipping hannigram or believing in hannigram. It seems tho reading some of Ur 2015 post u didn't necessarily want Will and Hannibal together.

Just a little confused that's it . U don't have to answer if u don't want to.

Have a good day 😊

Sorry this is old, but I'm trying to clean out my inbox. IDK what posts you're talking about from 2015, but my general attitude would have been that after a season where they spent most of their time apart, there ought to be at least one season where they spend most of their time together. Past that it becomes a matter of where the writing would have taken the show. And I don't do shipping outside of the context of canon, by and large.

I think there might be a lot of people out there who would be benefitted to remember that people don't all ship the same ways and for the same ends, regardless what's in canon. Some people are going to ship Hannigram and "want Will and Hannibal together," as you say here, and some of them are going to put them in a light-hearted coffee shop au where even the coffee isn't people, and some others are going to want to rewrite them meeting each other and going through betrayal arcs over and over and over again, and some others are going to want murder husbands all day everyday.

Personally, I like their fraught relationship as it appears on the show. All of my fics focus on that fraught quality. That's always where my investment was since the day I picked up Red Dragon back in 1992 and read their meeting where Hannibal told Will, "The reason you caught me is that we're just alike." And those words obviously hit Bryan Fuller in exactly the same way as they hit me, and he took them and ran with them. The show had to earn my belief that it was invested in this concept from both perspectives (from what it suggests about Will Graham individually and what it suggests about their singular connection to each other), but once it had done this thoroughly, I bought in.

I'm not someone who was born and raised in m/m shipping fandom, and I haven't developed tastes that match. By this I mean that when I start a new show, I don't cast about looking for two men that I can find a reason to put together purely for the sake of sighing and blushing about them. I didn't even know what the term "shipping" meant in this context before Hannibal.

So if by asking when I started shipping them, you mean, when was I invested in their fraught relationship, then it was 1992. If you mean when did the show convince me their relationship would fully play out that fraught dynamic and present the characters in ways that I'd fully approve of...maybe about "Buffet Froid"? Ish? But then I still didn't have any concept of shipping or was fully convinced that the show was invested in the ship and on board myself until maybe..."Shiizakana"?

Like I said, a show has to do the heavy lifting or I don't ship it: I don't grab characters willy-nilly for fill-in-the-blank shipping. There are character relationships I like better than others because there are characters I like better than others, but if there isn't at least canon yearning, I ain't in. And that's because I'm into fraught relationships and yearning. If they're gonna earn me, they gotta yearn me.

So yeah...I wanted more show. That means I'm not invested in them ending up together after the end of the show. I don't care about after the end of the show at all, except insofar as it reflects what the ending would have been. It's what's on the show that matters to me, and for that, I just need the two of them to be culty and weird about each other. I had reasonable faith in the show's ability to maintain that, so yeah, I shipped it. Even if I didn't do it the way others did.

[phantom-does-a-thing]

thank you for being my guilty pleasure (mockingjay) hookup, i salute your service o7

also, i gotta say for a while I was convinced the love potion fic was gonna go another angle where its like. gillion explains to chip that jay got hit w the love potion towards chip and chips brain just plays a montage of. potioned jay looking at him and sobbing all day (preferably set to the curb your enthusiasm theme).

like we know from jay’s perspective WHY but it’s so fucking funny (slash horrifyingly sad) from chips. like that’s just the Loving Chip Jrwi Experience. local woman mourning over loving chip jrwi.

GODDDDD FINALLY SOME SENSIBLE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE (mockingjay enjoyers). It’s such an underrated ship and it’s so unpopular but it’s actually means everything to me. I’m so normal about mockingjay (it’s honestly prob my default ship tbh)

I don’t think gill honestly would’ve like thought to do that, he was more concerned about the fact that JAY was upset and was gonna 100% try and wingman her bc he didn’t really understand the whole love potion thing. I also straight up had no idea what to do with that scene after I started the convo w jay and gill (I was gonna cut it out tbh). Gillion was tryna work this out logically like “do you really love him?” And try and talk it through which obviously wouldn’t work when Jay’s emotions and rational thoughts r all on the fritz from the potion.

But yeah Jay really would’ve been sobbing the whole day over this not bc she’s in love with Chip but because she’s SO in love with him it’s overwhelming. Chip ofc would’ve taken it the other way and DID take it the other way tbh in he’s certain she doesn’t actually love him and it’s just the potion (even tho she does actually love him).

I was gonna have a scene in the fic that didn’t end up fitting in cuz I didn’t know how to put it there where jay would admit to getting hit by the love potion to Chip after he finds her to try and comforts her. And he asks jay who she got affected by, like who the potion manifested on. And she just stares at him and she’s clinging in his lap and hugging him so tight and just starts sobbing harder and he realizes like “oh”. Didn’t make it in but I think of it often.

[atopvisenyashill]

[title redacted for legal reasons]

i actually am most interested in maegor/rhaena but i’ve never found a fic i liked for them (except this noncon one here, it’s mostly porn with some slight character introspection with maegor) and also i’m obsessed with rhaenyra/viserys but ditto there, there’s not even good porn of those two. there’s also not any cat/robb which imo is a travesty considering i am convinced that michelle fairly and richard madden fucked nasty on set. i find ramsay/theon interesting aesthetically but i need some sort of emotional buy in from both parties and i just don’t read ramsay as being obsessively in love with theon so it’s not super interesting to me to read about. which leaves the one that people actually write fic about and coincidentally is the one i’m most interested in.

BUT. the problem i have here is that most aligon fic tends to go the route of aegon ordering alicent into ~something fucked up after he’s crowned, which isn’t to say this can’t be done in a way i really enjoy, like this one here that i think is just amazing, seriously it’s actually the one i think about the most, aegon’s dialogue just rings in my head. but most of these involve alicent actively fighting aegon (which is like, probably the point tbf) but on an emotional level i’m more interested in aegon attempting to seduce her than just forcing himself on her.

that’s part of why i really like this series, because it’s very much a back and forth dynamic where they are re-enacting their traumas on each other but like, willingly repeating the cycles over again against each other until they’re so disgusted they can’t go on (don’t read it unless you want your day ruined tho lmao).

there’s this one that basically does exactly what i’m bitching about tho - aegon forcing himself on alicent right as he’s being made king - but this one has it focus more on the moment she doesn’t tell him she loves him and then doesn’t just turn immediately into noncon porn, it really digs into the two of them and the structural issues surrounding consent, which is why i like it. i realize it’s maybe a big ask for well written incestuous sexy character pieces, but that’s why i’m pointing out the ones i like lmaooo because this one does a thing that’s also very common - aegon getting fixated on alicent’s seven pointed star necklace - and it’s also really sex heavy while still saying something about the characters (besides “i think tom and olivia are hot” i mean). i think the more forceful behavior from aegon works here because he is trying to seduce her, and also trying to punish her for hurting him. i’m also a sucker for fics that try to work within canon, taking something this fucked up and complex and pretending it’s happening just offscreen. idk, i think that’s fun!

there’s also this one, mostly it’s sex but it’s fucked up interesting sex and also from aegon’s pov which is rare tbh most of them focus on alicent, but i liked seeing the play of anger, sexual violence, and intimacy in his head here.

most of the rest of it that i’ve found is much more on the noncon side and like,,,,,, that’s just not the appeal to me for this one, it’s about them deciding to drown together, it is important and integral to the dynamic that alicent is at least a little into it and being forced to confront both her own revulsion towards targaryen incest practices as well as her own complicity in that cycle continuing to harm her own children, and aegon can’t just be the aggressor to alicent’s madonna here, he needs to be purposefully trying to pull her in because he’s conflated sex and violence and family and romance, and wants her to want him back. alicent has gotta be eroticizing her own disgust and reenacting her time as a teenage mother otherwise what are we even doing here!!!!

cersei/taena doesn’t count as dead dove that’s just regular fucked up lesbian shenanigans it’s fine. i see the appeal of otto/alicent but rhys doesn’t do anything for me i think he has negative charisma i’m sorry. i don’t think i’m interested in any others tbh, the main draws are maegor/rhaena and alicent/aegon.

[bordemsgardem]

literally just woke up and delirious, but I got gender thoughts that I wanna get outta my head- Usually I just go to my personal friends with these kind of long-form unplanned explanations on how I view myself as a person, buuut idk. Be warned that it's pretty all over the place? I've never prided myself on being concise lmao. Putting it under a read more, so if you wanna read you can! If you don't, then you can continue to scroll without much worry! <3

So I use nonbinary since it's the easiest to sort of fit myself into, but if I were to describe how I view myself using as many terms as I deem fit: transmasc agender drag queen/king I like presenting and portraying what I think is feminine, it's like a play to me! I remember wanting to be a drag queen but convincing myself that I couldn't because "I was already a woman", but that sentence never felt right to me. No matter how many times I was called a girl or she/her, I never felt like it fit me. Over the pandemic's quarantine times, I realized that I may have been trans, I tried wearing undershirts that flattened out my chest and started wearing my clothing in a way to try and make myself look more boyish, but even that didn't quite feel right either. I felt like I was trying to play the role of a man, which admittedly was also fun. Shoutout to drag kings btw, y'all the real ones- you don't know how many stubble tutorials I watched so I could get a lil beard going on- I look hot as fuck with a bit of stubble btw, that shit is cool as hell!!!! Anyways- as I grew up, I was never really forced to wear clothing I didn't want to wear. I wore everything from dresses to backwards caps and overalls to whatever the hell I just so happened to have on hand. And I am grateful that my parents raised me like that- But through it all, I am just their daughter to them- even if I'm wearing very masculine clothing and purposely speaking with my voice lowered so I can look manly- and I'm ok with that. I'm not gonna stop them. I'm just putting on a costume to them and that's accurate enough to say! They don't need to know that I don't feel any gender in terms of myself and who I am. I do use a lot of more masculine terms to refer to myself? Never sure why, but it fits I think. I'm just a guy, I'm a dude, I'm a bro, I'm a man- but in the way I am a wannabe surfer dude and that's how I talk- I love costume btw, you know that? I am a cosplayer after all. I wear a lot of my cosplay pieces as normal accessories in my everyday life when I'm out on the town. People fucking love it btw! And that makes me happy! I can be dressed up as a mushroom and not need to worry about being cringe in public- and that is what my own presentation of my gender is to me. I wouldn't call myself gender fluid, it definitely isn't that. I've tried demigender and various other labels, and it turns out that agender is the best. I don't feel one way or another when I'm at home. I'm just a person who exists, and that's great! How I dress tho? Oh that is fluid- it's like water- Honestly my ideal self is to have my physical body appear traditionally masculine, but my clothing to be traditionally feminine. I wanna look cool as fuck! I love that look! I want to look like that! But since I am just some petite lil guy now, I gotta use my costuming prowess to get the job done. I'll be the cute girl next door- the pretty anime boy from some show that aired in the 2000s. Do I want to be mothman? I'll be mothman! Am I feeling like Majima that day? Then I'm Majima. I'm gonna be a princess now! Fuck it! Who's going to stop me? My gender may not exist, but for the sake of the people I'm going to serve cunt! The compliments boost my self confidence and I feel great! TLDR: If I'm a girl, no I'm not but yes I am- if I'm a boy then no i'm not but yes I am- If I'm genderless? oh yea no yea no yea fr I am that no yea- But also look at me be hot as fuck in my baller fits-

[koselz]

God dammit. I be thinking about life again, whoops. Tryin' to learn how to stop caring about what everyone thinks about me. Tryin' to START DOING THINGS I WANNA DO DAMN YOU!!!!

Bro i read a YouTube comment about a 66 yo guy who said that at his 30's he used to go to restaurants all by himself WITH NO DISTRACTIONS and he'd get asked "Are you waiting for someone?" all the time and he'd be insanely self conscious but eventually he learned nobody cared that much about him.

Like, dude, I think it's true, nobody cares that much. Like, c'mon, everyone has their stuff to worry about. I actually gotta start working on myself a bit more dude. Darn it. I'm a mess. I gotta try to start complimenting myself more and be proud of my achievements, imma try doing that more.

Okay, that aside, the anxiety part aside, the comment really made me wanna GO OUT MORE ALL ALONE! BRO, BRO I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!!

SHIT, ONE DAY, I WAS AT THE COURSE I GO TO, RIGHT? One of the teachers actually said that goes to movies and goes outside all by himself all alone and chills. ALL students found it weird. GOD DAMMIT, I FOUND IT COOL! BUT BECAUSE EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS WEIRD I KINDA GOT THIS STUCK IN MY MIND. I ACTUALLY ALWAYS WANTED TO GO OUT BY MYSELF, I ACTUALLY FELT VALIDATED WHEN THE TEACHER TALKED ABOUT THIS, AND VALIDATION GOT IMMEDIATELY CRUSHED AFTER. DARN IT!

I think young adults are weird, dude. I think the teacher, who was older, saw how COOL IT MUST BE TO GO OUT ALONE. I dunno how to explain what I mean... Okay...

What I'm saying is, I wonder how many people in the class actually just think it's weird because they felt like me. Like, did someone else before told them that it was weird? Are they just passing it on? I dunno. I don't care about what they say anymore, tho. Imma focus on what the teacher said, COOL ASS TEACHER! I WANNA GO OUT ALL ALONE TOO! Anyways, yeah. I think that's all about this classroom day. About it, Imma focus on how cool it IS to go out. I don't care about the others no more. If I think it's cool, I DO! If they don't, THEY DON'T! None of my business.

So yeah, about the comment from before. I actually really wanna start going out alone all by myself. I think my overprotective mom and 2 aunts are gonna freak out a bit when I tell them that, but, c'mon, I'm 21! I don't really fear them, tho, if they don't wanna let me go, I can just say I WILL go and that's that. They'll get used to it eventually, it IS out of love they worry, not out of it "being weird".

But seriously, I wanna go to the beach all by myself, I wanna go to restaurants all by myself, to the movies, dude, why not? Big world, gotta explore! I GOTTA BE HAPPY!!!

Not at the moment tho, lol, i'm paying my PC with my own money, i gotta save some to pay it sadly. I mean, the beach is free, and there are free places, I can chill, bro. I don't care, Imma try and go have fun more often. Gotta plan more stuff.

Okay, one thing, IMMA TRY AND PLAN TO GO TO THE BEACH THIS OR NEXT WEEK, LET'S SEE IF I DO IT.

Now, here are the rules:

If I don't go to the beach because I'm an anxious, self conscious fuck I'M OFFICIALLY A DUMMASS

If I don't go because I forgot or because I'm lazy or because I planned another thing or something justifiable it alright

If i don't go because my mom and 2 aunts convinced me not to USING NO GOOD ARGUMENTS, because like, imma actually try to argue. if I lose, i'm kinda an idiot but i dunno i'll see it depends on what happens

Thing is yeah, i'll let y'all know if I go to the beach or not. Depending on the reason I'll see if I'm being a dummass or not. Like, maybe I'm not feeling going to the beach, maybe I just wanna play Binding of Isaac and I forgot about the beach, that's not really anxiety, that's more like, just me chilling I THINK. Anyways, I'll try, may my memory help me.

Here's a Dendy all alone at a restaurant. She's doing better than me. ALSO, I REALIZE WHY ALL MY DRAWINGS OF HER LOOK FUCKED UP, IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE TO DO THEM SUPER FAST BECAUSE I DO THEM BEFORE I POST STUFF SO I HAVE TO DRSW THEM FAST BEFORE I FORGET

[lostacelonnie]

Im gonna thank modern medicine when i go on hrt soon got that appointment to make tomorrow. Well call & have them call me back when they are open. Oh yeah for sure i need to go back to the ocean again soon. Yeah for sure trial by you have to sure helps when you gotta pick up the languages. Oh big mood my spoken spanish is. Not as good as what i can understand. Remembering the two polish people i met in 2013 makes me definitely believe that im not sure i ever got their names right. Definitely noted i wouldnt travel anywhere in spring or summer anyways. Oh? Ill have to build her for sure then. Give me something to do while i wait for bronya to come home & seele to re run. Im honestly starting to care for genshin less so its fine by me. Sounds like people just wanted to start fires? Or were being some type of silly? Welcome back from your vacation i hope you had fun i was waiting to reply til you got back

OH THATS SO COOL CONGRATS ON THE HRT!! i wanna go on hrt sooooo badly one day but well see how doable it will be in poland. tho i am optimistic about the future since the current extremely conservative ruling party has lost a LOT of support over the years theyve been in charge so. theres hope! and good luck with that, i luckily will get a chance relatively soon with that school trip i mentioned. tho im not 100% sure if im gonna be confident enough to be in a swimsuit in front of my class since i dont even particularly like most of them. and yeah it really is like that with languages sjfgkkgkd the only reason my spoken english is good is bc i had a LOT of one-on-one lessons with a native speaker so i went through a lot of practice. and thats ok sjfjkfj its extremely common for foreigners to not be able to pronounce polish names [and for a reason. hell language even for us] so as long as you even try nobodys gonna be mad ajjdkf. tho in my personal case its very funny bc my birthname is literally identical in a lot of languages so ppl just accentuate it incorrectly. and soften the r. i unfortunately travel mainly in spring or summer since thats when i have the most free time, but im gonna try to convince my mom to go to more colder places [i miss tromso that was my ideal climate]. anyways, yeah thats a good idea!! seriously claras counters are so unbelievably cracked since 1. big big dmg, actually her main source of it, and 2. unlimited. everytime she gets attacked she immediately counters [after her ult, she also does this for allies attacked twice] so yeah i got her very early [30 pulls on standard, my beginner 5* was bailu] and since got her e1 and rec 10/10. im waiting to get bronya as well and since i dont have kafka guaranteed and won 50.50 twice in a row im not very confident ab getting her, i hope that if i lose its at least gonna be bronya. or welt. welt is cracked. i actually uninstalled genshin from my pc a while ago since i stopped playing altogether but i might come back from fontaine since im always curious ab the new regions. tho i did completely ignore the chasm coming out when it did. idk didnt excite me that much. and yeah i also think thats the case but at the same time Hm. average day in warsaw. AND YEAH HI IT WAS SO FUN OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY HAD A MEETING YESTERDAY WITH A COUPLE FRIENDS FROM CAMP + AVERY SINCE IT WAS AVS BIRTHDAY AND. AHHH. BEST CAMP IVE BEEN ON I THINK. also one of my campmates had hair dye so i have red hair now. fun!

[dailydegurechaff]

The reasons Zettour wants to use Tanya are multifaceted. His first thought is that he quite literally has in front of him a divine all-powerful herald that’s capable of smiting his enemies (Aka big hammer as you say). Of course, Angel!Tanya refuses to do that, but he can find other uses for them.

First, at some point Tanya lets it slip that they’ve seen how multiple universes similar to this one (and by extension those universes’ wars too) play out. Lergen’s still kind of grappling with the implication that god(s) are confirmed 100% real and the second revelation of the multiverse definitely just makes his crisis of ideology worse. Zettour however? He hears that and realizes that means Tanya has extensively studied human conflicts and can accurately gauge the different outcomes of the war because they’ve seen all sorts of variations of it. They’ve got a wealth of knowledge he can tap into if he can just convince them to open up about it. (This is where the ‘you can guide humanity onto the best path’ argument comes into play.)

The second part comes from a bit of magic system lore I was thinking about. As an angel, Tanya uses magic as easily as breathing, it’s totally natural for them. They don’t put off mana emissions, they don’t need a computation orb to cast, they don’t need any intense focus, with just half a thought reality bends to their will. The question just remains can this magic be taught?

This the first universe Angel!Tanya has encountered where humans are able to ‘imitate divine powers’ (aka mages use mathematical formulas to do magic/bend reality), so couldn’t it be possible? Zettour thinks that it would be an immense strategic advantage for the army if they had even one mage capable of what Tanya can do, let alone a whole group. So a small group is formed for Tanya to teach, this is their equivalent of the 203rd.

So it’s two-fold, they’ve got expert war knowledge and they can hopefully mold others into a big hammer for Zettour to use.

As for Mary, to be honest up until this point I hadn’t even considered what Mary was up to, but that has fascinating potential.

Tanya still insists they’re an angel no matter what of course, and they don’t like to talk about being cast out bc it makes them look bad. I think that if they ever met Mary it actually has a good chance of going well at first.

Tanya might be slightly uncomfortable with Mary’s level of idol worship/religious devotion, but they definitely don’t have anything against her for it. This is only contingent on the idea that Mary doesn’t know they fell from grace, though. The second she finds out, her tune probably changes. I don’t think there’d be any pity, it’d transition into righteous anger about being lied to. Something like “I’ve been talking to a devil this whole time? Has it been trying to lead me astray?”

This all depends on if I can find a way to work her into the story though because like… doesn’t she only get involved/get those blessings because she wants revenge on the one who killed her father? Tanya deliberately avoids hurting people, which means if I kill him off, it’d be that he gets taken out by a random imperial mage off screen. Leaving him alive is also an option, but it’s something I gotta workshop and consider more about.

Anger over Zettour corrupting them is top tier tho, I think I need to use that idea somehow.

Today's Daily Degurechaff is... Regular Tanya is on vacation day 4 - Fallen Angel AU

[wlwreader]

my friends are trying to convince me to start a youtube channel….i think im gonna start streaming again but who knows 🤷🏾 https://twitch.tv/kinkanna

[yandere--stuck]

I just finished playing bugsnax in like 3 days (didn't unlock everything tho) and literally every couple has potential to have MC as their 3rd. Filbo has the most potential bc of how much he obsessed over Liz 1st and now he's ur roommate! And he knows ur not crazy! Tho Liz and eggabell could've trapped u w/ them as part of the bugsnax queen,,, lots of potential in this game, they all depend on u so much how could they not fall in love a little too much. Also I love ur work!

I really hope you liked it! :D I'm replaying it rn myself and I love all the new content they added in! And I still gotta get the dlc

And you're SO RIGHT.

Wambus and Triffany would feel themselves indebted to you for all you've done to them! And... Well, their relationship wasn't in the best shape before you came along, isn't that proof that you and they are meant to be? Plus, Wambus is far too stubborn to let you go. You've helped them so much and they care about you so dearly, won't you let them take care of you in return, hon? They just wanna dote on you, it's what you deserve!

And Chandlo and Snorpy just want to protect you! And... Take care of you. And spend every moment with you. And keep you hidden from the outside world, far from the clutches of The Grumpinati and their attempts to hurt you or take you away- or, well, maybe that's just Snorpy's paranoia talking. And Chandlo knows it's not good to feed into his boyfriend's worries, but when it comes to, well, Chandlo doesn't want to take a risk, either!

Chandlo'll wrap his arms tight around you in a hug to keep you still and safe in his arms. Being really good at hugging and protecting the people he loves is why he wanted to get strong in the first place! Well, half the reason. The other half was to be really good at basketball and also lifting houses. He'll hold you and nuzzle against you while Snorpy studies you and draws diagrams and even conducts his own interviews! Though, they'll before his and Chandlo's ears only...

Lizbert and Eggabell are even more protective of you than they are for, well, each other. It makes you feel coddled. Lizbert is ecstatic when Eggabell comes along on hunting trips, but both of them insist you stay in town (where it's safe!), and, uh, you know, just keep watch. Even if you try to sneak out after them, they'll fuss over you and ask if you're hurt the moment they find you - and the entire way as they walk you back to Snaxburg.

And as much you're happy to find both of them alive and... Relatively well, your heart sinks when you realize you won't be leaving Snaktooth Island with everyone else. Don't worry, though, all you need is them....

To Filbo, you are... Everything. His light in the dark. His hero. His buddy. His best friend. His Soulmate!! I mean, it makes sense, doesn't it? You believed in him. You tool him seriously. You always reassured him and never made him feel bad about himself. And yousaved him! You saved everyone. It's only right that he show the same care... The same love you showed him. You mean the world to him. He can't take his eyes off of you, so don't worry if you feel eyes burning into the back of your head or feel hot breath on the back of your neck, heh. And if he wins the election, his first action as mayor will be using all of his power to be able to keep you all to himself and treat you like you deserved to be.

Floofty would probably come off the most... Strange. You could feel their gaze on you throughout the entirety of your stay on Snaktooth. You were sure they hated you. They'd purposefully bump into you, insult and talk down to you, force you to gather supplies for experiments with no thanks in return. And when they weren't acting like a menace toward you, they'd hole themselves up in their hut or in the wrecked ship outside of town to do goodness knows what.

And when you had finally managed to convince Floofty to come back to town, you went back to Boiling Bay to collect some bugsnax a resident was looking for, and decided to take one last peak into Floofty's makeshift hut... And you felt yoyrbresth escape your lungs. In the light of day, you could clearly see your name written and scratched into the wood over and over and over again. If you weren't able to calm yourself down, you might've thought everyone was right about Floofty - that they really were a murderer and their next target was you. But, for the life of you, you didn't know what you had done to make them so angry with you...

It's only when you leave the island and Floofty gets a better handle on dealing with their emotions and other grumpuses that Floofty gets you all alone... And confesses. You... You were all they could think about. You took up almost every thought. It terrified them. They were awful, and yet you treated them with kindness and... And it was the most frightening thing they'd ever experienced. They were so, so worried. Their work in snaxburg was all for naught. And now... Now, they couldn't protect you. If something happened... They wouldn't be able to put you back together. And it was horrifying. It was horrifying to care so much. To love you so deeply and wholly and completely, to love you so much it ached.

[shellshockedgay]

Love, dudes. Love.

Reader: Non-binary (they/them)

Summary: the dudes all have crushes. It's adorable! Here's how they act around you!

Warnings: adorable-ness. Love, dudes.

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Ok, listen. When Blue crushes, he fucking crushes HARD.

ALMOST as hard as Donnie.

He wants to show off to you. If you come to watch them spar, he's going ALL OUT. Flips, katana tricks- the works, dude.

Does everyone notice? Duh. Does Mikey call him out? Yes.

"Dude, why're you acting so weird?" "IMNOTACTINGWEIRDMIKEY-"

Asks you to watch Space Heroes with him. Like right next to him. And 80% of the time, hevs just staring at you like "wowsoverypretty/handsome/whateveryouperfer"

Please flirt with him.

My poor man's so insecure he's convinced you don't like him back.

But you do.

You really do.

And he doesn't know that until you guys are all enjoying movie night and your cuddled up by his side and you hold his hand and he freezes.

Even his breathing stops but then he gives your hand a squeeze back and he swears you can hear his heart going BUDBUDBUDBU in his chest.

Oh, and his palms? Really fucking sweaty, I'm sorry.

Raph is...... Something else, they/thems.

When Leo tells him your coming over, he just goes "Cool" and goes over to a platform and starts doing push-ups with his sias.

He's gotta get that number to at least 130. He wants to impress you and also flirt with you while effortlessly doing push-ups on the ground.

Asks you to come sit on his shell so he can have the extra weight.

Let's you read his comics, surprisingly enough.

And he let's you sit on his bed. You are the only one who gets both of these privileges.

And he's trying to be so obvious so you'll say something because he's lowkey scared too but you don't?? Seem to be??? Noticing???

But you do, of course you do. How can you not like the hothead?? Even I like the hothead. He's cute.

So one day, he's sitting on his drum stool and just kinda goin' off, lightly tapping the sticks in some beat idk what I'm trying to say.

But you make a comment on how gorgeous his eyes are and he probably drops the sticks and tries to catch them but somehow knocks over the entire set and falls with them and you can't stop laughing.

And when he stands up he just kinda climbs on his bed and he's like "You really think so???"

We know.

Donnie's a fucking DORK.

Constantly coming up with gifts to give you for Christmas or birthdays or whatever you celebrate in your free time.

Will slave over your homework for you, don't tempt him. He does it, but also tries to teach it to you.

24/7 Blush Fest is in town when you step into the lair. Also, the band Voice Crack is playing the same time!

Actually squeaks if you sneak up on him looking at his "How To Get (Y/n) To Hang Out With Me" chart.

He will eat the paper if you try to look at it tho. Don't put him through that.

Asks YOU to help him in his lab instead of anyone else. And while in his lab, he's on that scooter thing that slides under cars and he's fixing the undercarriage of the Shell Raiser and your handing him the tools he needs.

But you want to show you like him back be ause apparently he's very oblivious for such a smart dude so you put your hand on his knee and hand him the tool he needs but he jumps at the warm contact and hits his head.

Donnie quickly slides out and you kiss the bump on his head. And he's giggly and like "Hehe, oops, thanks (Y/n/n)"

Hi, he's always around you.

He's basically glued to your side and he always makes his eyes a big bigger to show of the baby blue-ness.

He loves to hug you and just hold you, even when your just friends.

If you ask him to get you something, he either jumps up and immediately goes to do it or he whines and clings into you tighter.

Mikey's fucking adorable and he knows it so he's allowed to be cocky and cling onto you. He DOES kiss your cheek, forehead and hands before your even dating.

Also, he's the only one of the 4 that are really good with reading people's emotions, so he knows if you like him back, good luck.

He'll fucking cook for you, man and that's when he makes his move on you.

He's making you guys a pizza for two, so it's like 16'' or some shit, it' s HUGE and you guys get into a playful ingredient fight leaving the kitchen covered in flour and he kisses your cheek when your giggling and just watches you turn red. And he's like "AAW!! (Y/N), YOU'RE SO CUTE!! 🧡🧡"

Damn, he loves you and he didn't know you could get any cuter. Thank you for proving him wrong.

[patt-writes-stuff]

Beach Days with The Genshin Characters!

Wc: 1.7k+

Type: Headcanons

CW: umm nothing except mentions of alcohol and maybe people being creeps? (None of the chars or you tho it’s very brief)

A/N: HI IM BACK FROM THE DEAD! These were supposed to be a lot shorter but I got too excited. If you by any chance wanna see some for your fav character lmk! I know it says request are closed in my bio but since it’s just hcs it’s a lot less (and I really enjoyed writing these so ajdhdhdk)

🔥Diluc:

This man cannot swim. Tell me otherwise, I dare you.

Kaeya tried to jokingly push him off a lil diving cliff area when they were kids.

He almost drowned. Kaeya was in a lot of trouble.

So, good luck getting this man to actually get in the water. The most he’ll do is sit on the shore where it’s very shallow.

He usually prefers to just stay under an umbrella on the sand and keep an eye on you.

Calls you every two hours in advance and helps you reapply sunscreen.

He’s very pale so I feel like he burns pretty easily, meaning he needs to reapply super frequently otherwise he will become a tomato. He brings like three bottles of the good shit. Tch, rich boy.

If you ask him to build a sandcastle, he will pretend to be annoyed but do it anyways. Ends up finding it kind of enjoyable.

He has the maids prepare a nice picnic basket for the two of you!! It’s got all your favorite foods plus grape juice cuz y’know.

If any creepy peeps approach you, don’t worry. He brought his vision and his claymore.

Of course, he won’t have to resort to such violent lengths. Everyone in Mondstadt knows who Diluc is and they probably know you’re his s/o, so they’re usually smart enough to mind their own business.

If they don’t, don’t worry. Diluc’s glare is more than enough to scare them away.

All in all I definitely recommend a beach day with him! I’ll give it a solid 8/10 (-2 for not wearing floaties and getting in the water with you or letting you teach him how to swim.

🖌Albedo:

You guys definitely 100% take Klee out with you on a beach day.

You guys bring snacks, beach toys like buckets and shovels for optimal sandcastle building, a picnic blanket, etc.

Jean definitely packs a lot more stuff for you guys to take with you than you actually need.

It’s only cuz she’s worried for Klee and is nervous about not being able to go with you guys though! It’s very sweet really.

Klee tries to bomb the fish and cause havoc at the beach 😭

I think Albedo is a good swimmer and gets in with you and Klee so that he can help her (which is very cute omfg)

He’s set total workaholic, as we know, so it took a lot of convincing to get him to put down his experiments and accompany you to the beach (however, he’s particularly weak to yours and klee’s puppy dog eyes so he caved eventually)

Though, looking at you and Klee happily building sandcastles and decorating them with pretty seashells of all shapes and colors, he can’t really find it in himself to complain.

He, of course, takes this opportunity to take out his sketchbook and draw the waves, seagulls, you… Of course he won’t let you see the sketch book no sir. He’s a bit embarrassed to be honest, but an artist such as himself recognizes beauty when he sees it so he simply had to draw you. (God I love him so much)

If a creepy person approaches you,- well don’t worry. The sight of a small arsonist child blowing up fish is enough to scare them away 🥰

At the end of the day, all three of you are all ticketed out. Albedo has to carry Klee back to Mondstadt because the poor baby fell asleep the moment you started drying her hair with the beach towel. You’re, of course, carrying back Dodoco and your bags. (You also manage to sneak a peak at Albedo’s sketchbook and find some very pretty drawings of you and Klee with your sandcastle)

At the end of the day, you guys tuck Klee in and read her a bedtime story (she woke up and insisted). Afterwards Albedo takes you back home and thanks you for coming with you and Klee (which you ofc say wasn’t a problem because how could you not???)

All in all? I’ll give it a solid 10/10. You’ve got tasty food, fun times, your boyfriend and his cute kid adoptive sister (yes I am very biased idc)

🦋Xiao:

I think it would take a lot of convincing to get Xiao to go out on a beach date with you.

He’ll probably see it as a distraction getting in the way of his slaying of monsters and demons.

However, he also worships the grounds you walk on (hehe, simp XD), so I don’t think it’ll take that much convincing on your part (especially because it’s is self appointed duty to keep you safe so if you insist on going with or without him, he supposes he’ll have to go)

Is definitely a bit tense at first. He doesn’t know how to let loose and chill so while you’re sun tanning on a beach chair he’s like 🧍‍♂️ahdgshjsjd

Eventually calms down a bit though! You get him to relax and eat some almond tofu you brought along with you. It definitely gets him to perk up.

I don’t think he would mind getting into the water but I do think he’d rather walk along the shore and collect pretty seashells and sea glass.

He later gives the ones he deems pretties to you (he hands them over to you with a blush on his face and pretends it’s not a big deal and he definitely gets all pouty and grouchy when you coo at how adorable he is)

As for creeps, Xiao is both intimidating and well known in Liyue. No one is brave enough (or, let’s be honest, dumb enough) to approach you with any bad intentions.

Sure, Xiao has sworn never to harm a human/citizen of Liyue but that doesn’t mean he can’t scare the absolute shit out of them.

I think Xiao would definitely enjoy a beach day 🥺🥺. He’d find it very relaxing to go out with you and just hear the sound of waves and feel the sand under his feet.

He’d definitely hint at wanting to do it again later. Of course, he won’t tell you. No, that’s a foolish mortal activity and he has much better things to do.

Wait no, don't turn around, yes he will go with you next month.

All in all, I give Xiao a 9/10. It’s a very relaxing day (which he deserves 😤). And you get to see a whole new side of him.

💎Ningguang:

OK SO ORIGINALLY I WASN'T GONNA WRITE ONE FOR HER (at least not in this post) BUT THEN I THOUGHT OF LADY NINGGUANG TAKING YOU TO A WHOLE ASS PRIVATE BEACH

She knows you don’t care about how exclusive the beach you go to is (in fact, the fact that you don’t care about where you are or what you do is one of the things that make her fall more and more madly in love with you) but you deserve the best so she’s gonna go all out.

She’s a busy lady so days like this where the two of you get to go somewhere and be together are few and far between.

She knows it’s hard to be in a relationship with someone who is busy 24/7, so she appreciates how you remain by her side despite all hardships. (Y’all are a whole ass power couple istg)

The two of you spend your day relaxing. Sun bathing, drinking piña coladas, maybe taking a dip in the ocean. It’s all very pleasant!

Ningguang doesn’t quite feel like the type of person who would sit in the sand and make sandcastle, however you’re more than welcome to make some yourself. She finds it endearing <3

If you insist on her helping, she’ll eventually comply. She loves you too much to say no. I feel like she’ll either be terrible at it or like a total architect.

Sand is technically like tiny rocks right? So maybe she can use her vision to help her? If that’s the case, she’s making a replica of the Jade chamber out of sand.

If any creepy person comes up to you don’t worry. Ningguang will buy the whole beach and then use her right of admission as owner to permanently ban them from the beach you’re at.

The only downside to a day at the beach with Ningguang might be that there’s a big chance she’ll be called to tend urgent matters, seeing as she is the Tianquan of the Liyue Qixing and all.

If that does happen, she’ll be sure to make it up to you somehow, whether it be rescheduling or taking care of the matter as soon as possible so that the two of you can get back to your day of relaxation and fun.

All in all?? Lady Ningguang will treat you like total royalty and the two of you will have an amazing time! I give her an 11/10 (she would literally buy a whole beach for you to be comfortable I mean c’mon)

🍃Venti:

BEACH DAYS WITH HIM ARE SO FUN!!

Swimming? Yeah, he’d love to! Sunbathing? Sure! He’ll ever conjure up a light breeze for the two of you. Sandcastle building? WELL OF COURSE WHY DO YOU THING HE BROUGHT ALL THESE BUCKETS AND SHOVELS?

No but seriously, he might be the best person out of everyone here to go to the beach with. He’s fun, free spirited, and he’s a traveling bard who’s been alive long enough to know where all the best beaches in Teyvat are. (He also knows a guy- er, well, dragon I suppose- who is willing to fly them to any place).

He’ll play some soft tunes while you doze under the sun.

HE PICKS PRETTY SHELLS AND GIFTS THEM TO YOU!!!

He will bring booze. I’m pretty sure this is a necessity. If you’re a little upset about it, he’ll probably “eheh~” his way out of it. That slick bastard.

If you really insist on him not drinking, he won’t consume much alcohol.

If some creepy person approaches you and tries to ruin you your day of beach time fun, all of their stuff will suddenly be blown away, causing them to scramble back to their spot and (almost embarrassingly) flail around trying to catch everything. What a shame…

At the end of the day, he’d be a little sad to leave. Definitely makes plans about tbe two of you going back soon.

I gotta give him a 10/10 he’s just so fun omg.