#tmnt michelangelo x non binary reader

[shellshockedgay]

The Guys Accidentally Hurt You.

Reader: Gender nuetral.

Summary:.... Pretty self-explanatory.

Warnings: Swears, blood mention, different types of pain (burns, sprained wrist, nothing huge tho).

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He was probably making tea and snacks for the two of you when he accidentally burnt you with the tea pot.

He was probably turning around to set the hot ceramic down on the island in the kitchen when the pot made like the smallest connection with your arm.

The guilt in this poor dude is astounding.

He panics like the mom friend he is.

"I'm so sorry! Ok, ok, go to the sink- come on, the sink- run some water over it. No, I'm not over reacting!"

Poor thing.

Anyway, definetly holds your arm under the cold water to make sure your ok.

Gently runs his thumb over it after it's bandaged and covered with aloe or something.

Leo just feels horrible. It eats him away at night. He hurt you. His best friend (and lover, if you want, no judgment).

He spends the next like 2 weeks making up for it.

Save him from himself.

Please, make him sit down and take care of himself.

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You guys were probably wrestling, knowing him.

It was in the dojo, where he probably pinned you down and accidentally bent your arm too far back.

Raph acts like your fine and like he doesn't care, but he does, and he takes you to Donnie to get you patched up.

And while Donnie is fixing you up, he loses his temper (like usual) if you get hurt from Donnie checking it.

"Be careful, gap tooth! You're gonna make it worse if you twist it like that!" "Raph, it's just a sprain. It's not the end of the world." "I-I know! I just- ugh, just be careful!"

It's honestly really cute.

He treats you like glass after and he doesn't stop until you are a hundred percent sure it healed AND you beat his ass in sparing (even though he's taking it easy on you).

After said sparing, he probably takes you aside and apologizes really quietly and he's looking down and rubbing the back of his neck - you know, the works.

Anyway, forgive him.

Poor dude's been beating himself up about it.

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Say it with me, folks! Injured from an experiment gone wrong! *dum dum dum*

Probably got a small burn from a chemical reaction that went wrong.

Anyway, he apologizes immediately. And he's stammering and actually tripping over himself to make sure you're not hurt too badly.

He, of course, patches you up. He adds wrappings and aloe or whatever will help soothe the burn.

But please don't cry. If you do, he might cry too.

Uses the time to patch you up to also lecture you on lab safety, even though he doesn't follow it either. It's kinda funny, though.

"From now on, you're not allowed to help me unless you're wearing gloves, long sleeve shirts, goggles, and jeans. No opened-toed shoes, either. I don't like seeing you hurt."

Meanwhile, he literally only has goggles on. Maybe the occasional glove.

Anyway, he forgives himself only when you forgive him and he keeps spare clothes around in case you forget your "lab clothes" at home.

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Immediately starts crying.

Sorry, crying is an understatement. He starts sobbing.

He was probably doing a trick on his skateboard when he fell off and the board hit your shin, causing a bruise and like the smallest scratch.

He's acting like he's the one who got hurt.

Carries you all the way back to the lair and to the lab and sets you down on the table and is sniffling and shouting for Donnie to fix you.

"Mikey, I'm very busy-" "SO, YOU'RE WORK IS FAR MORE IMPORTANT THAT MY BESTIES LIFE?!" "I never said that." "YOU JUST DID!!" "Mike-" "FIX THEM. PLEASE! PLEAASEE-"

In the end, Mikey ended up fixing you because he thought Donnie wasn't doing it right.

He was gentle. Like barely toughing you.

Mikey poured some hydrogen peroxide on a q-tip and gently, gently swabbed it.

He then put a hello kitty bandage on your cut and probably gave it a kiss.

Mikey then carries you everywhere for the whole day and threatens to break or burn his skateboard because it betrayed him and his bestie.

By the next day, he forgot it happened.

No, he didn't break his skateboard.

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Yo, I drifted a bit away from the ask, but I hope you still like it anyway! Thank you for the request!

[freestyle-crocodile-trashpile]

hi u can make tmnt 2012 best friend headcanons x non-binary reader (and i almost never see this type headcanon)

A/n:thank you for requesting

Summary:what it's like to be best friends with the turtles

Version:2012

Turtles

Being friends with the turtles would be fun

Besides the whole foot clan and krang thing it would be fun

There would be regular pizza and moive partys

Not crazy ones but still a party

Mikeys dance moves are actually really good

Better than all his brothers

Leo has the worst dance moves

And donnie and raph are tied

But in reality splinter has the best moves but never show because he doesn't want to hurt his sons feelings

The movies would be kinda old school if leo is picking

Donnies would be comedy action movies

Mikeys would be horror or comedy horror

And raphs would be fantasy

All different but always pick a good movie

Now of course raph gets scared easily so you and mikey probably prank him alot

And you and leo would talk about your favorite things like certain animes,books,games, etc

You and donnie would spend time making things but not like crazy robots but more like like wood pieces and ornaments

And you and raph would be the ones gossiping and telling eachother story's

There's a lot of perks to being friends qi the turtles and cons

But when it comes done to its super fun and you'll probably never get judged for things

Unless it's super bad like you have a romantic attraction to animals then you'll probably never see them again

A/n:sorry this took awhile. I hope you enjoyed

[shellshockedgay]

Love, dudes. Love.

Reader: Non-binary (they/them)

Summary: the dudes all have crushes. It's adorable! Here's how they act around you!

Warnings: adorable-ness. Love, dudes.

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Ok, listen. When Blue crushes, he fucking crushes HARD.

ALMOST as hard as Donnie.

He wants to show off to you. If you come to watch them spar, he's going ALL OUT. Flips, katana tricks- the works, dude.

Does everyone notice? Duh. Does Mikey call him out? Yes.

"Dude, why're you acting so weird?" "IMNOTACTINGWEIRDMIKEY-"

Asks you to watch Space Heroes with him. Like right next to him. And 80% of the time, hevs just staring at you like "wowsoverypretty/handsome/whateveryouperfer"

Please flirt with him.

My poor man's so insecure he's convinced you don't like him back.

But you do.

You really do.

And he doesn't know that until you guys are all enjoying movie night and your cuddled up by his side and you hold his hand and he freezes.

Even his breathing stops but then he gives your hand a squeeze back and he swears you can hear his heart going BUDBUDBUDBU in his chest.

Oh, and his palms? Really fucking sweaty, I'm sorry.

Raph is...... Something else, they/thems.

When Leo tells him your coming over, he just goes "Cool" and goes over to a platform and starts doing push-ups with his sias.

He's gotta get that number to at least 130. He wants to impress you and also flirt with you while effortlessly doing push-ups on the ground.

Asks you to come sit on his shell so he can have the extra weight.

Let's you read his comics, surprisingly enough.

And he let's you sit on his bed. You are the only one who gets both of these privileges.

And he's trying to be so obvious so you'll say something because he's lowkey scared too but you don't?? Seem to be??? Noticing???

But you do, of course you do. How can you not like the hothead?? Even I like the hothead. He's cute.

So one day, he's sitting on his drum stool and just kinda goin' off, lightly tapping the sticks in some beat idk what I'm trying to say.

But you make a comment on how gorgeous his eyes are and he probably drops the sticks and tries to catch them but somehow knocks over the entire set and falls with them and you can't stop laughing.

And when he stands up he just kinda climbs on his bed and he's like "You really think so???"

We know.

Donnie's a fucking DORK.

Constantly coming up with gifts to give you for Christmas or birthdays or whatever you celebrate in your free time.

Will slave over your homework for you, don't tempt him. He does it, but also tries to teach it to you.

24/7 Blush Fest is in town when you step into the lair. Also, the band Voice Crack is playing the same time!

Actually squeaks if you sneak up on him looking at his "How To Get (Y/n) To Hang Out With Me" chart.

He will eat the paper if you try to look at it tho. Don't put him through that.

Asks YOU to help him in his lab instead of anyone else. And while in his lab, he's on that scooter thing that slides under cars and he's fixing the undercarriage of the Shell Raiser and your handing him the tools he needs.

But you want to show you like him back be ause apparently he's very oblivious for such a smart dude so you put your hand on his knee and hand him the tool he needs but he jumps at the warm contact and hits his head.

Donnie quickly slides out and you kiss the bump on his head. And he's giggly and like "Hehe, oops, thanks (Y/n/n)"

Hi, he's always around you.

He's basically glued to your side and he always makes his eyes a big bigger to show of the baby blue-ness.

He loves to hug you and just hold you, even when your just friends.

If you ask him to get you something, he either jumps up and immediately goes to do it or he whines and clings into you tighter.

Mikey's fucking adorable and he knows it so he's allowed to be cocky and cling onto you. He DOES kiss your cheek, forehead and hands before your even dating.

Also, he's the only one of the 4 that are really good with reading people's emotions, so he knows if you like him back, good luck.

He'll fucking cook for you, man and that's when he makes his move on you.

He's making you guys a pizza for two, so it's like 16'' or some shit, it' s HUGE and you guys get into a playful ingredient fight leaving the kitchen covered in flour and he kisses your cheek when your giggling and just watches you turn red. And he's like "AAW!! (Y/N), YOU'RE SO CUTE!! 🧡🧡"

Damn, he loves you and he didn't know you could get any cuter. Thank you for proving him wrong.

[shellshockedgay]

Short but Fiesty S/o

Reader: Non-binary (they/them).

Warnings: none.

A/N: Short reader (4'11 I think was requested-also I go off the concept art heights so excuse that) who throws hands like a God. Also, I'm 5'6 so I totally understand how to talk to short people.

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Himself be short, but not as short as you no offense.

He's 5'1 and gloates even if he's not that much taller than you.

Walks up you with the audacity of ten thousand suns, stands against your back and measures the height difference and fucking giggles about it.

He's such a dork. He loves you tho.

He LOVES to carry you around, you don't even have to ask. Bridal? Yes. Piggy back? YES. Just love him.

Does the kind of kiss where he kinda pulls you up to him by your waist. He's not fucking up his posture that he worked so hard for (he typed while hunched over).

But that is besides the point.

He asks you to come do some meditiation with him, it turns to light sparring but next think he knows, he's thrown over your shoulder and he's just confused and seeing stars but then you come into his view and he's only seeing one and it's you.

Literally just goes "iMfiNE" when you ask if he's ok.

You hold your hand out to him and he takes it and realizes you're fucking strong as FUCK when you yank him up off the floor.

Hi, he's swooning even more somehow.

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Just like Leo, he gloates about his height. The kind to put his arm on your head or act like he can't see you.

Is 5' even and literally struts around knowing he's like 2 inches taller than you.

This dudes ego is higher in space than the fuckin' moon and he just owns the lair.

He loves the fuck out of you but oh my go sH you're adorable. And tiny. And just SMALL.

Believes he has to defend you and protect you, but teaches you to spar in case you get in trouble and he can't get to you in time.

Soz you're in the dojo standing across from him and he shows you how to throw a punch as if you're a 3rd grader and he's like "awesome, now you know how to do it, deck me"

So, you do.

And he goes DOWN.

But while he's going down, he realizes two things.

One; you are so much stronger than you look.

And two; you could take him in a fight and probably fucking win.

He is only slightly scared of you but most definitely will be swooning as he lays in the floor with a bloody nose.

He gets up and quickly asks where you learned to do that but your apologizing over and over and over and running off to grab tissues and your knuckles kinda hurt so when you come back he kisses each bruise.

He's a sap.

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Constantly calls you cute.

Bastard is 5'6 and loves you.

Will carry you around almost constantly.

Loves to watch you stand on your toes and attempt to kiss his cheek.

Complains about the strain on his back from bending over to kiss you all the time.

Is that meme of how to talk to short people but always does the wrong one.

Stretches all dramatic and on his tippy toes to really show off the true height you lack.

He thinks your this soft, adorable thing but watches you body slam into Raph one day during a fun sparring session you guys occasionally have and realizes he's dating a tiny ticking time bomb that can make the gap between his teeth twice as big and panics.

He kinda just sits on the floor and contemplates everything he's said to you and worries he's gonna meet the grim reaper soon.

And you walk over to him and you're like "Hey, D, you ok?" and he's just like "Uhhuh, please don't kill me"

Does all the short jokes over text because he feels safer and has most definitely times how long it takes you to go from your home to the lab and hides in his bedroom on the ceiling somehow if you ghost him after a harsh short joke.

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...... You're taller than him.

By a whole inch.

He cries over it every day. I'm not joking.

"DONNIE, I NEED A GROWN SERUM." "Dude, this is the tenth time I've told you no and do not ask for a shrink solution."

Please, he just wants to be tall like his brothers and you.

Walks on his tippy toes around you and pretends that's how he always walks.

That, however, does great for his balance and his calves so he can kick extra strong now.

However, his winey, baby attitude disappears when he watches you take Donnie on during an off training day because he insisted in teaching you things and just loses his tits when you actually YEET him onto the floor.

He is dating the world's smallest badass but God damnit does he love you.

"Whoa." "BABE, YOU'RE AMAZING!!"

Proceeds to brag about you 24/7.

Also asks you to YEET Leo on the floor so he can see it again.

Dude is literally so in love with you, help him.

Mikey wants to show you more stuff so you can kick even more ass.

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I'll link photos of the heights if anyone wants them? Also, it's now 3 am, I'm so tired so I'll work on more tomorrow.

[shellshockedgay]

Key:

*Headcanon to be written

(nb!r) - nonbinary reader (m!r) - male reader

(MDI) - Minors Don't Interact - usually posted with smut or anything gore related - everyone in these stories with be +18.

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Kinky!

*Fluff w/ Outgoing M!S/O

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Lyric Correction: Raphael catches you singing one morning after staying at your place. (nb!r)

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*Fluff w/ Sassy M!S/O - Later today

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*Fluff w/ Shy M!S/O

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*Fluff w/ Outgoing M!S/O

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Coming Soon

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*Fluff w/ Sassy M!S/O - Later Today

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*Fluff w/ Shy M!S/O

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-2012-

*They Accidentally Hurt You - (nb!r)

*Short but Fiesty S/o - (nb!r)

Tall Boi - (nb!r)

*Curvy Boi - kinda smutty! (M!r)

*Love, dude. Love - (nb!r)

Just in Time For Halloween

Sing 'Em to Sleep

-2003-

Coming Soon

[shellshockedgay]

Taller, Please.

Reader: none mentioned.

Warnings: none, just cute shit.

A/N: no height was specified, so have fun and imagine your like 3 inches taller than them. Like I said, I'm 5'6 so, I understand this one alot more than the other one.

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Mildly upset about it 24/7.

He's the second tallest and still short and he's angry about it, but only on the side.

"Ppshhh, nah. I don't care!" He's lying. He's really lying.

The audacity.

Threatens to bring you down to his height.

His eye will actually twitch in annoyance if you put your arm on top of his head. He will also kick the back of your knee so you lose balance and drop like a hot pocket that burnt someone's hand.

No, he will not help you up.

He loves you tho. He lowkey super enjoys being the small spoon, so please cuddle him. He'll fall asleep churring.

If you give him a piggy back ride, he'll shout to be put down but he'll have a huge smile on his face.

If he's like doing dishes, and you come up behind him to get a cup from above his head, he will hide in his shell for 30 minutes and not come out.

Leans on you so often tho. If you wrap your arm around him, he'll lean in even closer.

*ahem*

If you stand there and tap your lips and go "give me a kiss" and he has to stand on his tippy toes to do it - DON'T LAUGH AT HIM.

HE'LL GRAB YOUR HAIR AND PULL YOU DOWN BE CAREFUL-

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Don't even talk to him, he's upset.

Always ranting about your stupid height.

Like during a peaceful dinner he'll just be like "(Y/n)'s stupid for being so tall" and everyone's like "actually shut up omg"

Used to call yoga weak but now does it to grow a few inches.

If you ask how so much anger can be held in such a short body, he will take you to see Jesus via express mail.

Can and will arm wrestle you to try to assert dominance. If he loses, he will cry about it. Let him have this.

Your contact in his phone is straight up "Skyscraper".

If you guys go out together tho and it's cold and raining or something as such, he purposefully forgets his coat so you give it to him.

Has enough spite in him to fight God and win so he careful how often you tease him.

*ahem* just like Leo

If you stand there and tap your lips and go "give me a kiss" and he has to stand on his tippy toes to do it - DON'T LAUGH AT HIM.

Expect, he'll take your knees.

He lowkey really, really enjoys sitting on your lap, just kinda yank him on and hold him please.

His tiny body holds so much angst.

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He doesn't have to crane his neck downward to talk to anyone!! But also, how dare you!!

Asks you to do everything for him involving tall people shit because his family does that to him all the time.

He'll call you at like 10 at night and be like "Hey, a light bulb went out in our bathroom, come fix it" when he can fucking reach it.

Loves to lay on you so get ready. It's a brand new comfort thing for him.

Genuinely loves to ask you how the weather is up there just so you can look at him with the most fucking unamused glance ever.

If you can carry him, do it. He'll blush and panic a bit, but also wrap his arms around your neck and cling to you and screech. He's so cute.

If you hug him from behind, he'll actually cry.

Um, I like to believe he has ticklish knees so definitely DO NOT sit on his stomach and tickle his knees.

I mean, do it, but also be careful because he does weld a giant stick.

Be careful if your few like millimeters taller than him- he will be constantly measuring your height with extreme accuracy.

Donnie owns a white board and he has your height marked on it but it isn't labeled. It's just a dash like right where your head is. Do not ask him about it.................... It's to measure the height difference between the two of you before ya'll got together.

But you didn't hear that from me.

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Literally always crying.

Will take your jackets tho, be careful. He literally sleeps in your hoodie every night, even in the summer.

He loves them. 🧡😭

Starts carrying a stepping stool around to stand on when he's next to you.

Sits on the back of the couch so you can sit back against him and rest your head against his stomach.

His favorite way to be picked up is if you just kinda pluck him up and put him under your arm. Carry him like a chubby kitty and he'll laugh, he's so cute.

Can somehow carry you, tho.

Never. Ever. Tries. To. Tickle. You.

You're bigger than him. He knows you can hold him down easily and tickle the fuck out of him. He's not taking the risk.

Hides behind you when he's scared or being chased by the guys after a prank.

If you really love him, you'll give him a piggy back ride, I'm just saying.

He'll ask you to do that thing where you flex and he holds your arm so you can lift him off the ground. He loves you so much, damnit.

He makes himself platforms out of cardboard and foam so he can see what it's like to be your height. He does NOT SHOW THEM TO YOU AND IF YOU FIND THEM, NO YOU DIDN'T.

[shellshockedgay]

Hey guys! Long time to no post!

I'm very sorry I haven't posted anything in a very long time. My life got very chaotic. My grandmother passed away, my dad got super sick in the hospital (he's doing better now) and I started a new job.

But I kinda felt a pull back to this blog so I might start writing some stuff again soon. Again, I'm very sorry for the long wait. Love you guys!