#i gotta put this in a favorite tag uhhhhhh

[vespertin-y]

sorry for the sample text these aren’t even listed on the dr merch wiki and were really hard to find but FUCKING LOOK AT THEMMM

[babybratzmaraj]

Get To Know Me Tag Game!

thank yew tew the lovely @megamindsecretlair for tag me to join it and allat good shitty shits

i MAY get extra ion know we gone see

1. Were you named after anyone?

Yes actually, my mama alwayssss tell me how she use to tell me a story abt how she use to work at the schools and it was the cute lil girl with her name and said “imma name my daughter after you!” and boom, here i is!

2. When was the last time you cried?

i can not remember. im slow NEXTTT

3. Do you have kids?

to put it short, NAWL!! do love my niece n nephews but kids outta my cooter aint happening soon

4. What sports do you play/ have you played?

volleyball basketball love volleyball to death💕

5. Do you use sarcasm?

i use it too much idk even know when i do so sure!

6. What is the first thing you notice about people?

how their vibe is. i NEED a serioussssss vibe check before i continue, if i cant juh vibe witchu this aint gone work booboo!!

7. What is your eye color?

dark brown, but if you wanna see the pretty shit i gotta do it😁

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

both.

9. Any talents?

my toxic trait is thinking that i can sing like im mfkin toni braxton in the 90’s but my pen game throws down! so thats one of em

10. Where were you born?

Flint, Michigan! #freerio

11. What are your hobbies?

writing, reading, gaming (ps n mobile girlie) listening to music, sleeping, eating, watching shows (im currently on the godfather of harlem and im so hurt of this dude dying😭😭)

12. Do you have any pets?

i have a bad ass fuckin pitbull name Blade dats my son yawl i do love himmmmmm but he do be making mama wanna drink

13. How tall are you?

5’3. imma fuckin migdet yawl short, black n fat im gods favorite!!

14. Favorite subject in high school?

lunch! na im playing but id sayyyyy english bc i love to write fr

15. Dream Job?

i always wanted to be a actress. always have always will want to be, ill start off on tubi soon💋

uhhhhhh ion got nobody to tag hea so ill tag myself! @bratzmaraj

have a black ass day💋💫

[fallhound]

hi @charlottan, book tag game :3

Favorite books: It is so so hard for me to pick favourites. uhhhhhh... Night Watch by Pratchett, and honestly I could put a lot of Pratchett's books on here. but I won't. Wiedźmin Sapkowskiego, a lot of polish romanticism, satire, and war nonfiction; Sienkiewicz, Mickiewicz, Krasicki, Białoszewski, Borowski. A lot of Brandon Sanderson books; mistborn came to mind first

Favorite authors: a lot were mentioned above. Pratchett is probably the highest up there.

Favorite genres: fantasy, post-apocalyptic (or what I like to call: post post-apocalyptic) and historic nonfiction. Yuri.

Book(s) you’re currently reading: Sideways in time by Murray Leinster, After Sappho by Selby Wynn Schwartz, Macbeth by Shakespeare (plays count, shut up)

Books on your to read list: waaah too many to mention. I still have like 8 ones I've picked up from various used bookstores, my library holds currently are for The Terror by Dan Simmons, Hamlet (particularly choice audiobook), & The city and the city by China Miéville.

Books you loved as a child: Felix, Net i Nika Rafała Kosika, Animorphs by Katherine Applegate, Eragon by Christopher Paolini, Strrraszna Historia (various authors)

Preferred book length: with how I get INTO a book and refuse to put it down until it's over; I wanna say like. 100-150k words??? I dunno tho, I also like small books I can devour in one day, and I also like Project Books.

Books you couldn’t finish: I generally don't bother to remember things that I didn't enjoy or at least disliked in an interesting way. The most recent book I didn't finish was a 2 dollar used bookstore pickup Falling off the map: some lonely places of the world by Pico Iyer. the premise was amazing but then it just ended up being a bunch of British privileged takes on people the author clearly deemed as lesser. HOW IS ICELAND OR CUBA "FORGOTTEN"???? I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE TINY TOWNS, ACTUALLY INTERESTING THINGS, NOT WHOLE FUCKING CULTURES YOU FUC-

Fiction or nonfiction: as a Writer I lean fiction 95%, and as such read a lot of it and learn from a lot of it, but also as someone who was always interested in history of People's, not armies, I've read a lot of nonfiction; journals and such. Both are great, recently I've been on a larger nonfiction kick tho

Buy, borrow from library, or read online: I'm sadly also a buycel, I love physical books. However, I'm also huge on audiobooks, and used to use my kindle a lot. In reality my sortof. division would be: buy from used bookstores, borrow audiobooks from your local libraries, steal ebooks and put them onto a cracked eReader as last resort.

Author you’ve read the most of, but DON’T recommend: I dunno! I mean, hm. I don't know how the Witcher translations are, translating from a nice and juicy language into English is lossy as hell so those version gotta be mid and I would not recommend anyone learn Polish unless you have a damn good reason.

Favorite book character: Can I put a cop on here? cause first character I thought of was Vimes from Pratchett's city watch. He's complicated and a bastard. honestly, a lot of Pratchett's characters. Angua, Carrot, Vetinari even.

If you at some point stopped reading but then started again, what book/books got you into reading again: Gideon the ninth :) I used to read 2-4 books a week as a child, then depression hit, then immigration, money and space and house insecurity, and I stopped until pretty recently :) now I'm back babey

Tagging ANYONE in this, if you do do this, please tag me :)

[aromanticannibal]

Phoneme [tumblr] go

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plosive phonemes ASSEMBLE

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BAM

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DUNDUN

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CHA CHA CHA

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??? dude youre not plosive???

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isnt affricate the ssame thing as plosive?

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I'm going to kill you and your family

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anonymous said: lmfao hesitation phoneme

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yall are so fucking salty that im the backbone of the english language im fuckin everywhere im in all your favorite words you call me the hesitation phoneme because i am the sound everyone defaults to when they dont know what to say i am the center of the chart i am everything i am among us i am alive i am EVERYTHING

#pathetic fucking LOSERS #fucking hate in 2024 come on... we all know I'm the GOAT #fuck off anon i hope you... no i shant say it

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Rejoice... I am back from ban

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fuck NO not that guy again

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I mean you gotta hand it to em theyre the only one who still cares about nasal phonemes

#im back too btw #deleted cuz plosives tried to dox me #check my pinned for the callout xoxo

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I'm not gonnA lie gAys æ scares me a bit

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#like whAy do we need Another A Am rAight there <- this is typical anti-diphthong hate guys come on be smarter than that this isn't a silly fun post

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thAts so monophthong hate im blocking u!!!!!!!!

#im in the vowel discourse tag yall this is SO funny

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anonymous said: so uhhhhhh what are you? cuz like we already have ʒ so like

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I'm gonna have to put this in my FAQ damn. I'm <y>! Like in yay yall :)

#faq

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ok PLEASE dont take this the wrong way i want to learn but @/vowels : what the fuck is going on with ʒ, j and y

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Don't worry :) /ʒ/ = <j> like in jeans, and /y/ doesn't exist, but <y> is /j/ (me!!)

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it's so fucking stupid to use // and <> like what are you the cops??? bleh

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of course you would say that you could never be mistaken for a grapheme. dickhead

[incomprehensiblelentils]

@dollsome-does-tumblr​ does this and opened it up to anyone and I am feeling chatty today SO!

Because I co-write a lot with my lovely wife, I might answer some questions including those co-written stories, or I might not, depends on how I feel when I get there.

name:

Megan but I go by Lentils most places on the internet, Shadowcrawler over on AO3

fandoms:

at the moment: MCU, especially Agents of SHIELD and Daredevil; Terminator: Dark Fate; Halt and Catch Fire. Oh and I wrote Dollhouse fanfics a thousand years ago. Sometimes I will watch a movie/show and think “those two girls should be gay” and bang out 2k of fic about it and then never write for that fandom again. (I THOUGHT this was going to be HACF but as it turns out, no, it’s not done with me yet.)

where you post:

AO3, at Shadowcrawler. I also have a tumblr @lentils-writes​ where theoretically I post links to fics/advertise them in the tags, because I used to be real precious about not putting porn on this blog, but fuck it.

most popular multi-chapter fic:

Co-written, it’s definitely mallverse, which is I think the reason most writers definitely hate us because it’s very long and there are a lot of tags lmao. The problem is that every tagged character HAS shown up in a significant fashion at some point so we can’t just...untag them! It doesn’t update weekly anymore because we’re exhausted by life lmao so at least there’s that???

As for a multi-chapter fic that was just me, I don’t tend to do that so much, so actually it’s say you will, my 3-chapter Endgame fix-it where Clint dies instead of Natasha and Natasha and Laura have a past. It actually has over 1000 hits which is very exciting! I feel like it’s...niche in a way that is frustrating but understandable lol. I put a lot of my heart into it and some people really liked it, so that’s gratifying.

favorite story you’ve written so far:

Co-written, I think our SHIELD Dollhouse AU is very underrated for the amount of work we put into it. Author bias evident here because I love Dollhouse warts and all, and it’s a lot of fun translating episode plots as well as the general trajectory of the show into stuff that will work with SHIELD characters. We don’t just rewrite episodes, we really try and rework them as needed. Also it features both Skimmons and my beloved rarepair Bobbi/Kara, though of course they won’t get together until later.

Of my own stuff, I’m still really really proud of the AU where Kara Palamas didn’t die. I think that was a pretty severe misstep of the show and I think I did a good job of fixing it. (I haven’t forgotten Kara, promise!)

fic you were nervous to post:

lolololol I wrote some uh. Terminator pornography last year and. They are very porny! I had co-written a bunch of smut obviously, but that was the first time I’d posted like, PWP all by myself on purpose??? and that was TERRIFYING. Also I was very nervous to post the Engame fix-it because that was my own personal goodbye/tribute to Natasha.

how you choose your titles:

They are always either song lyrics or jokes (such as Three Lawyers and a Baby, my Daredevil Accidental Baby Acquisition fic). My WIP docs are always titled either obvious shit like “RoseJannah horse girls” or memes like “what if we belonged to a fire cult and we fucked haha just kidding unless...?” or “Morgan has two mommies.”

do you outline?:

B and I typically outline for the co-written fics, although it’s more often chapter-by-chapter outlines since that’s how we write them. On occasion we’ve fully planned multi-chapter stuff out in advance but that’s less common. Oh and the one-shots are nearly always outlined as well, just to keep ourselves organized.

When I have written planned multi-chapter fics in the past I have used outlines - particularly for the Kara one and I had to do that for the SHIELD Kill Bill AU because I was trying to follow the format of the movie. For things that are allegedly supposed to be one-shots I almost never outline, which turns out to be a terrible idea when they inevitably balloon beyond my control and become 45k like say you will. That one, I wrote out a list of scenes I thought needed to be in it and then I wrote about 75% of those scenes and then I wrote a bunch more scenes I hadn’t planned for. Don’t be like me, kids!

complete fics:

According to AO3, 89 as of right now. Uh, you do not want me to list all of them, here’s a link, I guess!

in progress:

I don’t understand what the difference is between this question and the WIP questions lmao help????

posted WIPs that I have active plans to continue at this time:

Cowritten: mallverse as I said, and its femslash smut oneshots spinoff and character flashbacks spinoff and older characters/teachers spinoff (these get updated, uh, irregularly), the first half of a Piper/Snowflake SHIELD s7 fic that we are planning on finishing the second half of soonish, SHIELD Dollhouse AU, SHIELD Teen Beach AU, SHIELD Buffy AU. You may notice a pattern!

By myself, I have: Have Your Elf a Merry Little Christmas, a Terminator Hallmark Christmas fic that I ambitiously posted the first chapter of in 2019 and then lost steam immediately (I am going to go back to it sooner or later bc I had some cute ideas for it); the SHIELD Fate of the Furious AU that has one chapter to go and which I do intend on finishing eventually; Three Lawyers and a Little Lady, the Daredevil Accidentally Baby Acquisition AU that is literally just cute kidfic and poly avocados and which I have a bunch of ideas for and just need to buckle down and finish some.

posted WIPs that I have given up on:

Lol so there’s a Dollhouse Caroline/Bennett Doctor Who AU that I wrote purely as idfic and which nobody ever cared about except me, and I think that ship has sailed! RIP darlings. I also had an ongoing Skimmons series waaaay back when where I posted oneshots that were like missing scenes or gay readings for each s1 episode, and I just feel like it would be inauthentic to even try and finish it at this point. (It does include the first ever Skimmons fic to be posted on AO3! Really truly, there’s one fic that shows up as older but it’s an ongoing fic and was updated with the tag way after I posted mine.)

exchange fics due soon/unrevealed:

I haven’t done an exchange since like 2015 lololol I am so bad at them. I am currently working on finishing up my MCU Femslash bingo card, very late, and I do have plans for almost all of the remaining squares!

WIPs that live in my fanfic folder and are incomplete and who knows when they’ll be finished:

“RoseJannah horse girls,” which has been put on hold temporarily but is literally just Rose and Jannah being gay while riding orbaks

half of a Daisy/Gwen fic from Marvel Rising because I know they’re not making any more of those but I stg those two were really gay

multiple fics about Elise Nelson-Page including: avocados Halloween with smol Elise, Aunt Elektra very reluctantly taking smol Elise shopping until she realizes smol Elise also likes weapons (she buys her a fake katana), Uncle Frank is a pushover and spoils the shit out of Elise, and baby Elise has a high fever and everyone freaks out but then she gets better and smile at them for the first time (inspired by baby me lol).

coming soon/not yet started:

“Morgan has two mommies,” yet another Endgame fix-it where Maya Hansen did not die in Iron Man 3 and she resurfaces and she and Pepper kiss and eventually she adopts Morgan

Claire and Colleen go on a nice date to get coffee/tea where Danny doesn’t interrupt them goddammit

Bobbi/Kara Warehouse 13 AU which is sort of like “For the Team” but gayer ft. grappling hook

X-Men: Evolution Tabby/Amara fluff

Cameron/Donna character study disguised as smut

Grace proposes to Dani with a ring made out of the metal from her power source and Carl officiates the wedding 

Dani gets horny watching Grace eat a peach and jerks off and Grace ends up hearing her and then they fuck (I have been calling this “the peach fic” in my head but I gotta stop being delicate about it lmfao it is just porn)

B and I have plans to do a Nico/Karolina Jasper in Deadland AU but we keep forgetting

I MUST WRITE FOGGY AND KAREN SADLY FUCKING IN A CHURCH WHILE THEY MOURN MATT THIS YEAR I STG

do you accept prompts:

uhhhhhh I have on occasion written a prompt for someone before but it’s pretty rare and I have enough trouble writing the shit I come up with in my own head lol. but never say never?

upcoming story you are most excited to write:

I’ve got a bit of the Bobbi/Kara Warehouse fic written and it’s nice to go back to that world. Also I’m weirdly excited about the Cam/Donna smutty character study I mentioned above, I have a lot of what I think are good ideas for it and it’ll be fun.

tagging @unwind-myself @swiftzeldas @swashbucklery @loved-the-stars-too-fondly and, if you want to, you!

[monsterlovinghours]

Hi, can I pretty please put in a request for the readers first time sleeping with greaser!beej? I just love him and I think he has a huuuge daddy kink, and a knife kink, and just uhhhhhh I love him lots

you and me both nonnie. this kinda got away from me a little but i hope this makes up for the long wait!

It couldn't have been a more perfect night. The air was clear and cool, carrying the distant scent of a bonfire on the breeze. The stars seemed brighter tonight, sparkling like chips of diamond in the velvet black. And then there was him, solid arms around your waist, stubble scratching against your neck as he rested in his chin on your shoulder. You'd been going steady for a while, long enough to proudly wear one of his rings around your neck, and tonight, Beetlejuice had surprised you. He had coaxed you outside, out to the sight of a basket strapped to the back of Big Sandy, and had helped you onto her back with a secretive grin on his face. 

"You trust me, toots?"

Of course you did. Demon or not, you trusted him implicitly. Sandy purred to life beneath you as he sped off, reaching back every so often to squeeze your thigh. It was his way of asking over the roar of his rig if you were still alright, and the tightening of your arms around him signalled that yes, you were fine. It was a small thing, yet it never failed to send a pulse of warmth through your chest and a flutter to your stomach. 

He had taken you to an overlook that was tucked out of the way behind a copse of trees. His hand wrapped securely around yours as he guided you through the thicket, a grin on his face when the trees thinned and you saw the view, the sprawling city in the purple twilight, and gasped. In the basket, there was a blanket, a flask, and two glasses, and as the sun had begun to set, he'd laid the blanket out on the grass and invited you to sit beside him, deftly pouring out a measure of amber liquid into each glass while his other arm snaked around your waist, pulling you close. Together, you nursed your whiskey, which despite the lack of ice somehow remained perfectly chilled, and watched the sun go down, the lights of the city a reflection of the stars above. 

Somehow, you had ended up sitting between his spread legs, his arms around your waist, his rings catching in your hair as he swept it aside to kiss at your neck. That familiar fluttering warmth returned to your stomach, and you gripped your glass tighter. It wasn't a secret that you weren't what some might call "experienced." You'd flirted, kissed, touched a little over clothes, but that was it. No one had inspired that deep pull of physical attraction in you...at least, not until you had said a certain name three times and found yourself face to face with a certain grinning, leather-clad demon. His pursuit of you had been persistent, and a little obnoxious at first, but eventually you had caved, unable to deny that you thought about him strictly more than you should. Especially how he seemed to drop the tough-guy persona when he was around you, how his tone softened and his hands gentled as he touched you. When it was just you and him, he could be incredibly sweet, and it was at those times, times like this very moment, when you knew that it was going to be him. His kisses trailed up to your ear, his tongue cool as he dragged it against your skin, and you shivered. It was going to be him, and it was going to be now.

“Beej.”

“Mmm…”

“BJ.”

“Yeah, doll?”

“I…” Your hands twisted in your lap, nerves closing your throat. “I think I’m ready.”

He paused, then his hand lifted to cup your jaw, tilting your head up to bring your eyes to his. “You sure about that, babe? You’re really sure?”

“Yeah.” You smiled, leaning back against him and softly brushing your lips against his. “I’m sure.”

He grinned, practically beamed down at you before capturing your mouth in a more insistent kiss. His tongue slipped into your mouth as he gently maneuvered you onto your back, kneeling over you as he shrugged out of his jacket, balling it up and breaking the kiss just long enough to lift your head and slip it underneath as a makeshift cushion. “I’ve wanted to hear you say you’re ready for ages, kitten,” he growled, burying his face against your neck and nipping at your pulse. “You know I’m crazy about you, right? You know that I’d never hurt you?”

You let out a soft whine as his kisses and bites trailed lower, dappling your collarbones. “I know, Beej.” Sighing, your arms wrapped around his shoulders, biting your lip as he worked his hips between your legs. When his lips reached the neckline of your shirt, he sat back, reaching into his boot and withdrawing his favorite knife. Silver flashed in the moonlight as he flicked out the blade, slipping the pointed tip just under the hem of your shirt. The cool metal brushed the warm skin of your stomach, tickling you, and you squirmed beneath him, bringing a grin to his face and a green tinge to his cheeks.

“You trust me, honey? You trust me enough to let me do whatever I want with ya? Trust me enough to do as I tell you, to be my good little kitten?”

Your throat went dry, your stomach doing flips, your cheeks on fire. He had never spoken to you this way, never so much as pointed his knife in your direction, and you had to admit, the flood of arousal that swept through you at the nearly predatory way he leveled his stare at you was staggering. You nodded, and his grin widened a fraction, though he shook his head and tutted.

“Ah ah, baby, you gotta use your words. Tell Daddy.”

Just the word brought out a moan from you, and you laid back against his jacket, eyes hooded and skin on fire. “I trust you, Daddy.”

The color on his cheeks deepened, and he practically purred as he used the blade of his knife to cut your shirt cleanly up the middle, running the flat of it against your newly exposed skin. “Thatta baby,” he whispered, and pressed his hips into yours, his fingers sinking into your skin even as he held the knife against you still. “You just let Daddy take care of you, kitten.” 

It seemed he couldn’t say it enough, couldn’t hear it from you enough, even as he cut your clothes from your body, even as his own disappeared into so much green smoke. When he entered you, you moaned it in his ear, hands sliding through the hair at the nape of his neck which had flushed a deep, intimate pink.

“Oh yes, Daddy…”

The flat of his knife stayed pressed to your skin, across your stomach to make you shudder, against your throat when you threw your head back. After a while, the metal warmed, matched the heat of you. You didn’t miss the way his eyes always seemed to fall back to wherever he had his knife pressed, drinking in the sight of it pressed against you, your life quite literally in his hands. “Do you know what it does to me,” he rasped as he ran his tongue up your breastbone, “to have you give over everything you have to me? You’re so fragile, kitten, more delicate than I think you realize. And you’re trusting someone like me with your pleasure, with your body, with your very life.” He leaned up, and in a moment of unexpected tenderness, stroked the back of his fingers along your cheek. “Means more to me than you’ll ever know, sweetheart.”

Not that he didn’t try to show you exactly how much you meant to him. While one hand held his knife to your throat, the other slipped between your bodies, finding the places that made you shiver and cry out and tighten around him, merciless in his pursuit of your pleasure. When you came for the first time, you very nearly screamed his name, swallowing the final syllable behind your teeth, unwilling to risk accidentally banishing him in a moment of passion. He laughed and redoubled his efforts, determined to make you come again. “You know what to call me, babydoll. Lemme hear you, hm? Come again for Daddy.”

And you did. You gave him all you had, let him overwhelm you, scratched your devotion down the plane of his back and the muscle of his thighs. When he finally finished, his head buried in your neck, knife finally falling from his hand as he clutched at you, his moans filled you with satisfaction, more pleased than you could express to know that he was just as unraveled as you were. On the blanket, panting and entangled, you both laid for God only knew how long, sticky and sated, until he finally lifted his head and kissed you. 

“Baby...that was worth waiting for.”

tagging @lovebugbeej  @heisentwerk and @greaserink y’all feed my soft greaser beetlejuice addiction and bless you for it

[lannisterdaddyissues]

the boys and kimiko

have i told you how much i love you today @deckvrstar​ you MIRACLE of a human being????

001 | THE BOYS

favorite character: Frenchie!!!!!! he is the purest!!! I also love homelander ironically. Antony does a fantastic job portraying him and I just love those screwed-up twisted characters that really make you go, “oh.”

least favorite character: ugh. Stormfront for sure. I also am not much of a Black Noir fan?? I know we know next to nothing about him but there are so many thirst stans for him on here and I will never understand that especially considering what I’ve heard about him in the comics.

5 favorite ships (canon or non-canon): if I’m not allowed to put Frenchie/Kimiko here five times then what is life even? I also love Annie/Hughie and while I don’t ship it, I do think Butcher/Hughie could be cute. I like Maeve/Elena and honestly someone on here said Frenchie/Lamplighter once and I could see it.

character I find most attractive: Honestly? Queen Maeve. I love Frenchie but Queen Maeve has an aura that exudes confidence. It really draws the attention of the whole room.

character I would marry: Frenchie forever. 

character I would be best friends with: I feel like I would get along best with Hughie and M.M. <3

a random thought: I hope to see more of Ashley next season! I really love it when this show drags corporate ass around like it’s featherweight lmao.

an unpopular opinion: I wish they hadn’t picked Jensen to play Soldier Boy in season 3. He’s one of those actors who plays a character in a longstanding TV show and you never forget his face. The show did a good job of picking relatively underrated actors to star (Simon Pegg who showed up in all of like 2? scenes was the only real big-name actor save Karl Urban) but Jensen?? Why?? Also the Ackles stans in the fandom tag are really pissing me off. The only reason they’re watching this show is so they can fetishize r*pe if Herogasm gets adapted, which it won’t. And I hope they read this and get triggered.

my canon otp: Frenchie x Kimiko always!! Is there even a contest?!

my non-canon otp: I suppose... M.M. x Frenchie? I don’t know lmao. The found family dynamic is pretty strong.

most badass character: Gotta say Queen Maeve again. I love Butcher but there’s more than one way to be a badass. Love the LGBT rep too. They knocked it out of the park with that one.

most epic villain: Homelander forever. Stormfront doesn’t deserve the title of epic LOL

pairing I am not a fan of: Stormfront x Homelander will never be less than the worst possible relationship between two beings ever.

character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): I do miss Lamplighter. And I kind of wish Becca had lived through season 2.

favourite friendship: M.M and Frenchie again!!

character I most identify with: I feel like Starlight and I are very similar overall.

character I wish I could be: I’d love to be in Hughie’s or Butcher’s shoes. Never a dull moment in their lives!

003 | KIMIKO MIYASHIRO/THE FEMALE

how I feel about this character: I feel everything for her. I would give everything to be her gf I love her. The perfect character doesn’t exi-

any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: It’s impossible not to ship her with Frenchie.

my favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: I mean...she doesn’t really interact with anyone except Frenchie. But I guess her brother Kenji. They had a really wholesome bro/sis dynamic. I have three siblings so it gave me warm fuzzies seeing how much they cared about each other. I would definitely do anything to keep my siblings safe too.

one thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: I wish we’d gotten to hear her speak at least once (ngl I was expecting her to when Stormfront killed Kenji) but hearing her laugh was music to my ears.

favorite friendship for this character: Kimiko and Starlight!! They’re adorable. I loved seeing them hug. I hope we get to see more of that friendship. They both need a gal pal.

my crossover ship: Uhhhhhh? I can’t really think of any. This show is pretty wild. I’ve never been a crossover shipper anyway.

here’s the link to the ask meme!

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get to know me meme tagged by: @riverpersonn

i tag uhhhhhh i’m too shy to tag ppl but if you see this and feel like this would be fun to do, consider yourself tagged!

Nicknames: devs, leevi Zodiac Sign: scorpio Height: 5′8″ or 173cm The last thing I googled: euroopan unioni tuomioistuin (// european union court of justice) Favorite musicians: p!atd, against me!, uhhh yeah, there are a lot of artists i like, but i usually listen to songs rather than artists so my taste in music is kinda all over the place Following: 394 Followers: 1262 Do you get asks: very rarely, unless i rb one of those ask game things Amount of sleep: like 9 hours or more Lucky number: 7 What you’re wearing: yellow-orangeish hoodie, a white t-shirt with some kinda leaf print, and black jeans Dream job: voice actor, but if i gotta b more realistic then idk, whatever pays the bills and is something i enjoy doing lmao Dream trip: no idea! i get excited thinking about any kind of a trip, so i guess any trip as long as the company’s good C: Languages: finnish, english, and very limited swedish and like the basics of spanish Favorite songs: i cannot choose a favourite song, it’s impossible bc it changes like every 5 seconds, but a song i currently rlly like is grace kelly - MIKA Random fact: ppl are apparently smoking scorpion tails to get high (i was informed of this while playing ow yesterday) Aesthetic: an aesthetic i like or an aesthetic i’m going for?? an aesthetic i LOVE is high fantasy, and my personal aesthetic is, lazy —————

R U L E S: put your playlist on shuffle, and put down the first 10 songs that play

i don’t really have a playlist that would be The Playlist, but there are a few playlists i like so i’m going to put each one of them on shuffle 

syntisen kaunis mies - leevi and the leavings something in the dark - the rasmus americans - janelle monae bloodsport - raleigh ritchie change your mind - steven universe faster than god - turmion kätilöt geyser - mitski skeleton - the front bottoms i was a teenage anarchist - against me! sex murder party - gorillaz

[slipscout]

I’m like shook? I got tagged? By @irithyll123 ??

Neat ok here we go:

15 things yall don’t know bout me

1. Whats up w/ the name tho:

I wanted a meaningful username that I could use everywhere, and my last web-wide user was SkyyFox, specifically with two x’s on either side so I was like Absolutely Not. The scout part comes from the fact that my fam wanted to name me Scout, as in To Kill a Mockingbird and Slip comes from Star Wars(there was a storm trooper nicknamed Slip, also coincedentally the one who slapped their bloody hand on Finn’s face), and my actual name comes from Star Wars, so put two and two together! And you’ve got my user. You can call me Slip, Pip, Slippy, etc. :)

2. Last time I cried:

Uhhh like 2 weeks ago- I was super stressed about a college class I’m taking next year and it feels like I’m locking myself into one career and closing all other doors lol. My friend skully and beanie cheered me up so that’s good :)

3. Any Hobbies?

Cooking! And sketching, but I’m no artist. Videogames, reading fics, watching My Hero Academia’s Two Heroes Movie on repeat, etc. I’d love to try pottery!

4. Indoors or Outdoors?

I like indoors since I have A Comfy Bed, but I don’t mind chillin on a porch or going onto my deck when its raining! When the sun glares down on you that’s a different story though.

5. How tall are you?

Just checked yesterday! I’m 4’ 11” ish, probably a little less.

6. Where are you from?

Born and raised in Colorado! Right next to pikes peak :) A beautiful but crowed city.

7. Any Phobias?

Spiders,,,,,, uhhhhhhh The Thing In The Dark I guess? Anything I can’t see makes my hair stand on end. But I really hate spiders.

8. Horror Movies, yay or nay?

Nay, mostly. Depends on which movie, since they’re usually gorey and I hate those types, but I usually tend to stay away from them. Horror stories/creepypasta is a different thing tho.

9. Do you speak any secondary languages?

Ah!!! No :(( I really want to. Obviously english is my main language but I’m trying to learn italian and greek for a trip in 2020, but I mostly just want to learn spanish and japanese, since I’m hispanic and I enjoy the Wack Language of Japan. I know a bit of french though, not enough to hold a conversation but I can name,,, fruits... and ask how people are doing.

10. Favorite Superhero?

AHHHH!! Okay okay, in the MCU? Iron Man and Spiderman(And Shuri!). Love them. DC: Wonder Woman and Aquaman. Warner Bros: Deadpool lmao. BNHA: All Might, Eraserhead, and Present Mic! I adore the sailor moon mangas too and I’m picky about my favorites.

11. Favorite Pokemon?

BULBASAUR I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE MY BABY!!!!!!!!! also Grooky!!!! Such a sweetheart.

12. Favorite School Subject?

Mmmmmm, I think English/Creative Writing or Theatre/Pottery. I love our Theatre so much and writing stories is one of my favorites(even though I don’t do it a whole lot).

13. Favorite Animal?

A Lion! A Tiger! A Pangolin!

I love these bbs so much but Lions are my all time favorite. Pangolins are sOOO CUTE!!!!! And tigers are some Chunky Squish bbs

14. Best Thing about Me:

Mmmmm, I’m always happy! A lot of my friends get worried when I’m not smiling & they always say they look forward to my hugs and the usual ‘you good?’ So!! I just want people around me to be happy too.

15. Worst Thing About Me:

Duhndiduehdid I’m *really* picky about who I consider “Friend Friends” and If I don’t like someone I’m really salty about it. I’m also a little too forgiving for bad people and I’m very bullheaded.

That’s it! Hope you guys learned a lil about me :)

Right right I gotta tag people uhhhhhh: @theskullslums @onlythefinestbeans @therormachine

[linos-teeth]

i got tagged

in the 50 questions and the about me tag by @chngbok ty browse!! these are a lot of questions and idk who i want to bother with them (unless you wanna be bothered then consider yourself tagged) but in case you wanna know some random stuff abt me there’s a lot of that under the cut!

what takes too much of your time?

currently, fic writing for sure

what makes your day better?

uhhh ideas, music, skz (except lino bc he literally just makes me cry)

what is the best thing that happened to you today?

lino in the victory song dance practice? (wow there's a theme already)

what fictional place would you like to go to?

hmmmmm the arbor wilds, the crossroads, the forge, h-047c, watford

are you good at giving advice?

nah

do you have any mental illness?

uhhhh not theoretically (as in not diagnosed oops)

have you ever experienced sleep paralysis?

luckily not

what musician inspired you the most?

boy i rly can't say, usually it's writers or games that inspire me and music not so much?

have you fallen in love?

most likely yeah

what’s your dream date?

idk man surprise me like...going out exploring and doing things i haven't done before that don't include any drugs or stuff also movies are good

what do others notice about you?

my hair (it's long)

what is an annoying habit that you have?

biting my uh...the skin next to my nails? and my lips? i guess?

do you still talk to your first love?

ha nah

how many ex’s do you have?

zero

how many songs are in your playlist?

i have 685 deezer faves

what instruments do you play?

piano, idk if recorder counts, used to play the oboe but...not any more

who do you have the most pictures of?

myself XD, my da/me chars, also random idol pictures for reaction memes

where would you like to go before you die?

uhhhhh a lot of places like...there's a lot of cities in europe i still wanna see and i wanna go back to paris and london and i also would love to visit like 294503 national parks in the us also maybe a desert (bc stars) and somewhere far north (for northern lights)

what’s your zodiac?

scorpio

do you relate to it?

nope

what is happiness to you?

just like...a content feeling? like...idk words for it but when you just stop and go like fuck this is rly good i'm rly comfy rn and not sad??? like just being good in your own skin?

are you going through anything right now?

not more than usual

what’s the worst decision you’ve ever made?

i made a few sucky time management decision throughout my uni time and still am so i guess that

what’s your favorite store?

what's a store

what’s your opinion on abortion?

i don't rly think i get to say much abt it while i'm not in a position where i can talk yknow? you should be allowed to but i imagine it's tough as shit too

do you keep a bucket list?

nah

do you have a favorite album?

A FEW there's wildness by snow patrol and mania by fob and wild world by bastille and miroh (that's currently tho that shit changes a lot)

what do you want for your birthday?

my birthday isn't happening for a while and what i want i kinda need before so xD for my birthday i wish i could be with my family but i won't be able to :/

what are most people’s first impression of you?

uhhhhh awk i guess which is right, also rly smart and like...organised which is wrong

what age to you seem according to most people?

apparently like 16, i always get asked when i finish school

where do you keep your phone while sleeping?

on my bed next to my pillow, stuffed under some plushies

what word do you say the most?

idk honestly i don't talk much probably some expletive

what’s the oldest age would you date?

idk man i'm not rly attracted to ppl much older than me never have been if it ever happened they'd prolly be like 2 years younger oops that's like the norm with crushes

what’s the youngest age would you date?

oh uh see above i guess like...currently i'm 23 so like? not younger than 20?

what job/career do most people say sould suit you?

they don't rly say anything abt that xD

what’s your favorite music genre?

uhhh rock? alt stuff? i love some folk and some pop too and i'm a slut for lofi

if you would live in any country in the world, where would it be?

here tbh

what’s your current favorite song?

u h h probably still chronosaurus! doesn't look like it's leaving that spot any time soon oops

how long have you have this blog for?

a bit over a month now?

what are you excited for?

how pathetic is it if i say my summer course? idk just...smth new i guess i'm looking forward to it (not to being away from games and photoshop)

are you a better talker or a listener?

listener

what is the last productive thing you did?

i finished vacuuming the house today

what do you want for Christmas?

s h r u g

what classes do you get the best grades in?

language stuff, music

on a scale of 1-10 how are you feeling right now?

a 4? maybe?

what can you see yourself doing in 10 years?

idk man i wanna go into speech therapy so?? that? or research even? but i gotta get into the masters first rip

when did you first get your heartbreak?

oh dear. probably like...in kindergarten when my crush was an absolute ass (so far, 80% of them have been there's a theme) i was pathetic

at what age do you want to get married?

idk man i guess in like 100 years when someone finally decides they rly want to put up with this mess

what career did you want to have as a child?

florist, author, actress

what do you crave right now?

hugs? and drawing skill

1. How tall are you?

i'm jisung-sized

2. What color are your eyes?

hazel

3. What color and style is your hair?

uhhhh dark blonde would be the accurate desc prolly? it's like...blondebrowngoldish and too long and i usually braid it and i have a super messy fringe

4. Do you wear glasses?

no

5. Do you have braces?

luckily not!

6. What’s your fashion sense?

casual and basic with a dash of experimental and sometimes a bit cutesy

7. Full name?

8. When were you born?

long, long ago, too long ago

9. Where are you from and where do you live

germany!

10. What school(s) do you go to?

no more school for me, i'm going to university

11. What kind of student are you?

the one that kinda gets by far too well for procrastinating so badly (all i have to say in my defense is that i'm anxious as shit abt everything)

12. Do you like school?

i used to!! like...the last 3 and first 3 years were chill

13. Fav subject?

music, history, english, latin

14. Fav TV shows?

i rly only watch b99 but i would be careful calling it my favorite since like...3 eps ago

15. Fav books?

my current fave is less by andrew sean greer (aka it was my fave last autumn and i've read like 3 since and they weren't super great)

16. Fav pastimes?

uhhh writing gaming music and lately, giffing too!

17. Do you have any regrets?

a couple

18. Dream job?

i mean i do still wish i could just like...do smth artsy like be an author or an illustrator but i'm bad at writing and literally cannot draw at all so

19. Would you ever like to be married?

yes absolutely

20. Would you like to have children?

kinda yeah?

21. If so, how many?

2

22. Do you like shopping?

only for a limited amount of time

23. What countries have you visited?

denmark, norway, france, the uk, spain, italy, austria, slovakia, we also drove through switzerland like twice

24. Scariest nightmare you’ve ever had?

uhhhhhh basically all of the end of the world/war scenario dreams i've had?

25. Any enemies?

does myself count

26. Do you have a significant other?

nah

27. Do you get along with your family?

yeah? we're not super close but we don't hate each other

28. Do you believe in miracles?

I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES WHERE YA FROM YOU SEXY THING no but rly i do

29. How are you?

not terrible

[frankensteined]

for fraser: 1, 2, 8, 15, 16, 19, 28, 43

1. What’s the maximum amount of time your character can sit still with nothing to do?

he fidgets a lot when he’s just kinda between tasks and has nothing going on, but fraser was actually pretty well trained when he was younger (like, military styles~) by his uncle, so when it comes to staying still because he has a purpose, he can do it really easily. so like, guard duty for hours on end isn’t difficult for him, but if you plopped him into an empty room and left him there he’d start pacing or cracking his knuckles or something probably after after twenty minutes. 

2. How easy is it for your character to laugh?

pretty darn easily! he finds some of the stupidest stuff hilarious, and he’s also the sort of person who’ll laugh along with stuff that other people are laughing about, even if he doesn’t really get the joke, just to keep from standing out, so he gets to do a lot of that when he isn’t putting on a Tough Stoic Guy appearance. 

8. What were they told to stop/start doing most often as a child

“adam, stop picking fights all the time,” his mother would tell him.“...unless you know you can win them,” his uncle would tag on.grown up fraser ended up trying to make mom happy, but he was just way better at following his uncle leo’s advice...  

15. How do they speak? Is what they say usually thought of on the spot, or do they rehearse it in their mind first?

if it’s something that he’s nervous about, he’ll try to think ahead, but honestly he’s just such an “act first, think later” type that even that’s likely to fall apart like five seconds after he opens his mouth. he’s really good at speaking respectfully to people, but he also knows that he’s not really kept around by anybody for his stunning conversation skills, so he limits a lot of his responses to short sentences if he’s interacting with people who make way more money than him. 

he’s way better, and very casual, with people on the same level as him, but he does tend to sound like a dumbass a lot of the time then :’)  

16. What makes their stomach turn?

thinking about anything happening to his mama!!

19. What is their favorite number?

“uhhhhhh...................four?” he doesn’t actually have one and doesn’t get why anyone would have one, but he’s a good sport about that kinda question so he’d throw that answer out there!

28. Would they prefer a lie over an unpleasant truth?

he’d prefer the lie, honestly. he’s a Big Tough Guy, or so he says, but he’s also pretty sensitive (in terms of: his feelings get hurt easily), so sparing his feelings is usually the better options for him. though also: too bad, adam, sometimes u gotta get hurt~ 

43. If someone asked them to explain their sexuality, how would they do so?

he would say “i like girls” cuz he’s my token straight guy~

send me OC questions!

[bastardtravel]

August 11, 2018. Manchester, New Hampshire.

After seven hours on the road, pausing only to explore an Old Ones cult site, storm a terrible castle, and eat distressingly dry corned beef at a Greek diner that still advertised one of their menu items as “Michael Jackson’s favorite grinder”, we were in dire need of respite.

Establishing a forward operating base was our first priority. For my part, I can sleep anywhere. My bonfire days in the Frozen North frequently necessitated pitching a $10 K-Mart tent over gravel, then drinking bottom-shelf whiskey until you didn’t realize you were sleeping in a puddle of rainwater and broken glass. That’s not a knack you lose. It’s like riding a bike. The Girl was always more discerning, and became doubly so after our experience in Phoenix with the inept criminal front halfway house hotel. We agreed that she can veto any of the lodgings I book. Sometimes, late at night, I’ll hold a flashlight under my chin and tell her spoOoOoky stories about hostels in Ireland.

She insisted on the airport Super 8. I was hoping to stay in a quaint deep woods motel called “Unsmiling Jed’s Sleepaway”, attached to sister business “Unsmiling Jed’s Discount Plastic Surgery Silo and Chili Kitchen”.

If I can’t protect it, I don’t deserve to have it. That goes double for life.

A friendly foreign woman checked us in at the Super 8, then proceeded into utter bafflement when I asked for a first aid kid. I chewed myself up pretty good climbing Bancroft’s Castle, and I’d spent the last half hour bleeding into an oily dog blanket to avoid ruining my upholstery. I’m pretty sure that’s how plagues start.

There were no band-aids here, or antiseptics, or possibly medicine as a concept. There was a three gallon tub of hand sanitizer. I thanked her for the offer but gently declined.

We went up to the third floor. The hallways were lined with people sitting on the carpet outside their rooms, shouting and smoking cigarettes. The room itself was clean and the air conditioning worked. All my boxes were checked. The bathroom reeked of weed, which some would interpret as a bonus. I scrubbed my wounds raw in the sink, tucked away the precious cargo of wine and peaches, and set out to investigate downtown Manchester.

Streetlight technology has not yet made its way to Manchester, so we spent twenty minutes missing exits in ocean-floor darkness. It looked worryingly like Wilkes-Barre, which is not where one would choose to vacation, were one sane.

Downtown erupted from nowhere like graphic pop-in on a video game running at its lowest resolution. One second you’re in leatherface country, with nothing breaking the abyssal darkness but the occasional half-broken Jiffy Lube sign. The next, you’re on vibrant neon market strip, replete with hipsters and the homeless.

We knew we had hit downtown proper when we passed by the “craft grilled cheese bistro”.

only programmers will understand!!!! like and reblog if u get it

Since I am an adult man, grilled cheese cannot be dinner. Both “gastropubs” we tried, despite their bitchin Greek mythology names, offered generic terrible burgers and a draft list that consisted of Coors Light.

“I’m so hungry,” the Girl told me. “I’m gonna die.”

“We all will,” I assured her. “Soon.”

Yelp claimed there was a brewery five blocks away. We walked off the only lit street, into absolute, encompassing blackness. It would’ve been spooky if I didn’t always kind of hope some Putty Patrol mook would lunge at me from the dark while I’m far away from home, having told no one where I’m going and left no paper trail.

There were no incidents. No one was murdered in self-defense. No one knows what we did last summer. The Stark Brewing Company was in the basement of a grim looking office complex, and it was vacant save for two other wanderers.

We sat at the bar and ordered a flight and an imperial stout. I was pushing for finding an actual restaurant, but the Girl ordered “Penne with vodka sauce”, which was not the right color, flavor, or texture to be anything but penne bolognese. The Girl didn’t seem to mind. I ate a pulled pork sandwich.

The beers were warm, but I didn’t care. It didn’t matter what the beers were, so long as they were beers. And not Coors Light. The brewery themed all of their beers off of dogs, for some reason, which I believe to be the ideal business model. According to the bartenders, the brewery had been open for 25 years, but hadn’t yet received their big boom. I was outraged. The beers were excellent, and would probably be even better if they weren’t room temperature, and the taps were not only named for specific dogs, but also provided pictures.

To say nothing of the bathroom, which was covered in sharpie beer lore.

The bartender and waitresses swore a lot more than you would normally expect in this context. The Girl maintains they were swearing at us. I disagreed.

“They were swearing <i>with</i> us,” I mansplained.

“We weren’t swearing,” she countered.

“But if we HAD been.”

As I’ve grown larger and more sinuous, I’ve tried to cut back on how often I cuss at strangers. Cultural relativism is the understanding that not everyone grew up among the coalcrackers, and good-natured oaths like “how the hell are you” or using the fuck-word as a conversational placeholder, while subjectively soothing, can set off fight-or-flight in the small, soft, and bourgeoisie.

I try to maintain direct proportionality between my barbarism and my well-heeledness. Neither the wait staff nor the other two customers shared my bond, and the middle-aged guy on my right proceeded to tell me how his hometown of Denver, Colorado is the greatest fuckin’ city in America, next to maybe Southern California. Which is not a city.

We talked about our homes and travels for a while, then I got my pulled pork sandwich and they left. The sandwich was slightly warmer than the beer, which beat the alternative.

An armada of children came into the bar.

“Oh, shit,” the woman tending bar said. They were visibly teenagers, and on the wrong side of it. They had that gangly awkwardness you get around fourteen or fifteen, and if they were trying to play it off, they were woefully bad at it. There were also nearly twenty of them. It looked like a field trip.

People in their twenties don’t travel in packs of more than six. It’s hard to transport a throng, unless you have a party bus, and why do you have a party bus when you’re twenty-eight? You’re twenty-eight and party buses have always been sad. Get a job. Also, it’s hard to get that many adults to agree on something.

It can be done. You can say, “Hey, adults, you want to do some drugs?” And in a sufficiently sized crowd, you’ll manage to pull twenty or so who will follow you to your house or whatever. This is called an “afterparty”. It doesn’t go to bars at 9pm.

Have you felt out the social zeitgeist recently? Look at a random handful of current memes and it’ll be pretty clear that most adults consider socialization to be a required burden, like paying emotional taxes. “Going out” is the price of living in a civilized society. You’re not going to scare up twenty people, then put them in a party bus, then take them to an abandoned bar half a mile outside of where the actual nightlife is.

“Hey, we’re just about to close,” the bartender said.

A reedy blonde in a top that seemed to consist mostly of straps screeched, “But your WEBSITE said you were open til ONE!”

Screeched.

The bar fell silent. Well, more silent. The Girl and I traded looks, her horror for my delight.

“Uhhhhhh,” the bartender said, but with excellent elocution, as though that were the word she had deliberately chosen. “Okay.”

They sat the itinerant mall food court in an enormous corner table, whereupon they requested shots.

The waitress who had sworn at/with us the least came back to the bar and said, “You guys said you were from Pennsylvania, right?”

We nodded.

“Can I see one of your licenses quick?”

She compared mine against the obviously fake ID one of the tweens had given her. After a moment she said, “Yeah, you can see, the font is different. And the picture looks like it’s photoshopped.”

“Yeah, no one’s license picture ever looks this good,” the Girl said, studying the fake ID.

“Except mine,” I added. They ignored me. I didn’t take it personally.

The waitresses disappeared into the back. Five minutes later, the only dude working at the place was gendered into being the bad cop. He sulked over to the teens.

“You guys gotta leave,” he said. “We know your ID’s fake. We’re not trying to get fined. You gotta go.”

For maximum accuracy, imagine this said in Toby’s voice from the Office. Shamefaced, the flash mob of children dispersed.

We paid for our room temperature beers and left the poor, foul-mouthed brewery to close at 9:30 on a Friday. The Girl and I accidentally stalked the battalion of teens through the street, but only because we were all moving back toward the only lights in the city, not unlike moths. They turned a corner and vanished, presumably to find an arcade or laser tag or some sort of large carousel.

The Girl and I followed the sounds of some obnoxious bros announcing, “It’s like a fahkin sketchy ally, dewd”.

It was, in fact, the least sketchy alley I’d ever been in. Cat Alley was the best lit venue in all of New Hampshire. It was clean and well-maintained, and it was covered less in graffiti and more in an outdoor art gallery dedicated to cats.

There were more, but they didn’t all warrant a picture.

Portland Pie Co loomed from the endless darkness like a beacon in the night, hearkening back to those days lost in Maine during the Great Lobster Drought of 2017. We split a bourbon barrel ale which did me in. It was bedtime.

On the way back, toward the end of the main drag, a man made of pure light rode by blasting EZ-Listenin from his Tron bicycle, also made of pure light.

I can’t prove he wasn’t Jesus.

Heartened, we returned to the hotel, where no one was smoking or yelling in the hallway anymore. Excellent.

Next stop, Portsmouth.

Love,

The Bastard

Into the Abyss August 11, 2018. Manchester, New Hampshire. After seven hours on the road, pausing only to explore an Old Ones cult site, storm a terrible castle, and eat distressingly dry corned beef at a Greek diner that still advertised one of their menu items as "Michael Jackson's favorite grinder", we were in dire need of respite.

[pavlovers]

tagged by my fave @britneyshakespeare, thank youuu

Rules: Pick ten artists you like before answering these questions & tag some people

1. fall out boy

2. blur

3. arctic monkeys

4. gorillaz

5. panic at the disco

6. paramore

7. radiohead

8. the 1975

9. the killers

10. the strokes

What was the first song you heard by six (paramore): 

gosh i dont remember,, i might have heard misery business/decode when i spent my 8 year old days watching random music videos on my dad’s old first gen ipod, but i dont have a clear cut memory of that per say so it could have also been aint it fun/still into you playing on the radio when i was 11. as for the first song that really got me into them, it was ignorance. 

What is your favorite song by eight (the 1975): 

that would be settle down, and it’s always been settle down, and i cant really explain why. it’s just a song that im never not in the mood for i guess, and it’s always stood out to me as just one of their grooviest songs. 

What kind of impact has one (fall out boy) left on you:

god... i cant say enough about what fob has done for me. this is all gonna sound terribly cheesy but if it wasn’t for fob being the first band i fell madly in love with, i wouldnt be the dumb nerd listening to all the varied stuff i listen to nowadays. throughout some of the darkest periods of my life, i poured my heart and soul into loving them, and man did that get me through a lot. and i cant help but think of that one textpost that said something along the lines of how much patrick’s voice feels like home, and god is that so true for me, to this day, no matter how many artists i discover and love, nothing’s ever gonna woo me harder than that man’s voice. seriously, initially it’s always a bit hard for me to outright dislike a fall out boy song, because no matter what weird/dumb/downright awful sounding sonic lane fob decides they want to fling themselves down, there’s always going to be patrick’s voice floating above it all. and i guess that’s just a testament to how much of a constant comfort they’ve been in my life for the past four to five years, and i cant really picture them going away anytime soon. 

What are your favorite lyrics by five (panic at the disco):

oh boyyyyy,, gosh im terribly lazy and dont have the energy to find em all right now so im just gonna nominate the entirety of build god, then we’ll talk because holy shit is that not a gorgeously written intriguing narrative or what. hats off to you mr ross seriously. 

 How many times have you seen four (gorillaz) live:

once, last july in boston and it was so so much fun, i’d die to relive it. 

Favorite song by seven (radiohead):

 fuck i gotta choose just one??? uhhhhhh i guess i’ll shout out subterranean homesick alien. ever since i first heard ok computer it’s always been a comfort song for me, i just love the spacey beautiful atmosphere it creates w jonny’s sweet sweet guitar

Are there any songs by three (arctic monkeys) that make you sad:

uh well despair in the departure lounge is pretty depressing, and ive cried to 505 before i guess if that counts, love is a laserquest is also pretty sad, and i guess you could argue do me a favour...uhh that’s it i think... i mean the monkeys can be slower and reflective at times but not a lot of their songs give off a particularly sad vibe y’know...maybe a bleak vibe, or maybe a frustrated vibe but not a sad one per say. 

What is your favorite song by nine (the killers)

mr brightside

uh no seriously i’d think it would have to come down to either all these things that i’ve done or believe me natalie. all of these things that i’ve done is such a timeless and beautifully crafted anthem, and believe me natalie has such a wondrous freeing sense about it, i’ve got such good road trip memories associated with it. 

How did you first get into two (blur):

well i was a pretty big fan of gorillaz first and im guessing you can put two and two together. honestly i was pretty hesitant of them for a while until i heard for tomorrow and somehow that changed my mind.

What’s your favorite album by ten (the strokes):

 hmm i think it’s a solid tie between their first two albums (is this it and room on fire) because they’re both flawless masterpieces, and while i enjoy pretty much all their albums, im such a sucker for their classic garage rock sound ughh

i’ll tag @achingroses @bonamorrissey @parkliferobyn @teara-cotta @rosecoloredvan and @soulmatescoexist if they want to do this

[jungnoir]

11 (x3) questions tag!

tagged by: helloooooO! I was tagged by these three angels @sugacrackers @sunnysidewrites and @mansaeboysbe! so instead of having eleven questions to answer I actually have,,, thirty-three sdviushfei so i will be putting this under a read more! thank u for tagging me lovelies

sugacracker’s q’s

 If you could only eat one food forever, what would it be? POTATOES. in any shape or form

 What is your ideal date? hehehe, uhhhhhh i dunno!! tbh! i think maybe something where we’re both doing stuff together? like playing video games or bowling or what have you. when i get competitive, i loosen up and i show more of my inner personality. it breaks my shy barrier pretty easily

 How are you doing? i’m doing mighty fine, thank you :)

 What do you want your career to be? rich housewife or something nice where i’m surrounded by friendly people and doing things I love. I have no real set career I want to enter

 Any song recommendations? peek-a-boo by red velvet, iffy by sik-k, ph-1, and jay park, le tourbillon de la vie by jeanne moreau, bad blood by nao, world goes round by (this is not the singer btw) taisei iwasaki, red sun by hangzoo, and where do we go from here by g.soul

 Who is your favorite youtuber? I don’t really have one these days. I do watch a lot of buzzfeed unsolved, and I try to tune into lee suhyun’s makeup channel every once in a while!! cause she’s so cute and even tho i don’t know what tf she is talking abt bc i don’t do makeup im still :)))) the whole time

 How would you describe yourself in three words? creative, lonely, thoughtful

 Who is one person you want to be friends with on tumblr? i’m not gonna @ them bc i know their blog is kinda personal but there’s this v funny person on here who i relate to? and idk. i’d love to be their friend but we’ve never interacted but that’s gucci

 Which group is your favorite underrated kpop group? currently! golden child!!! they really got me from their debut and i think they’re really great. check out their debut mv damdadi!

 What is your favorite dessert? sweet potato pie or anything with strawberries

 What is your favorite place? in m’dreams

sunny’s q’s

What is your ideal day? getting to sleep in on a rainy, cold weekday home alone. having lots of food in the house and lots of content to watch, read, and listen to. i’m undisturbed by anyone the whole day

What’s a song that resonated with you and why? ahhh, dear no one by tori kelly. i relate to the lyrics a lot... i’ve kind of watched people in my life talk about their wins and losses in love for a long time... i’ve been belittled by people i trusted because “if you don’t like my s/o, you must be jealous” and growing up it was really frustrating for me? because on the one hand I could be completely fine with having no experience but then like someone just mentions being in love or the things you can do with ur s/o and it would break my self-esteem really bad. and hearing “you’ll find someone someday” is true, maybe but it’s not comforting when you’re upset and lonely. so i want to find some contentment with where I am right now, and this song is something I relate that contentment to

What would you be as a trope in a story? rivals to lovers au ok ok

Between your top 3 biases, who would be the groom/bride, the honor attendant, and the one who would crash the wedding? efjhsoiefises ok.... the groom is taeyong bc let’s be honest if i have to get on my own knee to marry that boy i will, the honor attendant is probably namjoon cause he’s sweet and would understand, and the one crashing the wedding would be,,,,, taehyung (of which i would kill him for but also be flattered abt on the lowest of keys)

Anything you wanna say to me? i love u,,, bitch,,, i ain’t never gonna stop loving u,,,, bitch! (pls tell me u know that vine)

What would be the one food you had to eat for the rest of your life? potatoes!!! like the answer to q1 of sugacracker’s questions hahaha

What would you be as a pick up line? girl, you’ve already activated my particle barrier

What are your aesthetics? pink-y neutrals, blunt haircuts, dewy clear skin, nose rings, tons and tons of flowers, a ceiling painted navy and dotted with yellow for stars

What’s a color that suits you? army green or tangerine!

What’s a deal-breaker for you in a relationship? cheating and physical/verbal abuse. I abhor both so fucking much

What are some distinct things you always say? “ya’ll” “JESUS” “i wanna die” “this/she/he is so cute” “i need to use the bathroom” “have you ever watched voltron?” “i’m tired”

mansaeboysbe’s q’s

If you could create your own group like produce 101 or the unit, what would it look like? Who would be in it? dude i have no idea,,, it’d be chaos LOL

What are the five weirdest songs you listen to? i don’t have five songs but i have this... one song.... from an anime i’ve tabled to watch.... and it’s just... here

What’s your favorite cover a kpop idol or group has done? SEVENTEEN’S COVER OF WILD EYES

Favorite kpop choreography? it’s either seventeen’s aju nice or astro’s baby

Anything you wanna say to me? when you!!! smile!!! i’m also!!!! happy!!!!

What are three things you would put in a time capsule? a letter fake-signed by the government that the people living in the world in the future have passed into an alternate reality and everything that went wrong in that world went right in ours, a usb with all my favorite songs on it, and a list of all the people i’ve killed (another fake but they won’t know)

What is something you always carry with you? i always always carry chapstick

If your life was a Disney (or Pixar or Dreamworks) movie, which one would it be? big hero 6!! this is like based on what i want it to be and not what it is currently right?

Ballads or dance songs? dance songs!!

What’s the weirdest survival tip/life hack you know? probably not that weird but i know u gotta punch a shark in the eye so it won’t eat you

If you could go back anywhere in time, where would you go and what would you do? i’d go back to my birth and do everything differently just to see what would happen tbh

now here’s my 11 questions!

If you had to assemble a team of kpop idols to survive the apocalypse with, who would you pick and why would you pick them?

If there was no chance of dying, what life-threatening activity would you partake in?

A fictional character you relate to?

Write a short letter to someone anonymous to anyone else reading your letter. What do you want to say to this unnamed person?

Are you the one who leaves people on read, or the one who is left on read?

Is there any job you still want to have that you wanted to have when you were a kid (i.e. a superhero, a princess, etc.)?

What’s the first thing that pops into your mind when I say the word “nostalgia”?

Favorite scent?

Is there an idol you think is like your twin?

Do you like to talk about yourself?

If you could do something you’ve been meaning to do for a while, what would be that thing?

I’ll be tagging: @@yongceo @calemiel @joshpup @haodycowboy @daegusoftboys anddddd yeh!!! lemme kno if u wanna don’t wanna be tagged in this or not!!

[holochromatic]

eleven questions

okay, i got tagged in two of those “answer 11 questions and ask eleven more” things, so i’ve put my answers under the cut because ily and i care about your dash 

- answer 11, ask 11, tag 11

from @107thinfantry:

1. do you believe in an afterlife? - nope. i think we just cease to be.

2. do you have (or used to have) a favourite subject? - band class was always my favorite elective, but out of the core classes, english was best

3. what’s your favourite character out of the ones your favourite actor/actress has played? - this means i would have to definitively pick a favorite actor, and i don't think i'm up to that task

4. what character were you the most emotionally attached to? - *frustrated groaning*

5. movie/tv show/book, etc that you’re most looking forward to? - uhhhhhh the rest of asoiaf. get on it, GRRM

6. if you could be any marvel character who would you be and why? - i wouldn't mind a little regeneration ability, so laura kinney sounds like a pretty good choice. plus, same name

7. what’s your favourite memory? - the day my bf who was visiting decided he couldn't go back home. irresponsible? probably, but...

8. what’s your hogwarts house? - i feel like a hufflepuff, but pottermore has sorted me into gryffindor four times now. who am i to argue?

9. what do you love most about yourself? - my willingness to try new things

10. what’s your style? like clothes, hair, etc. - nerdy af. fandom and band shirts, flannels, yoga pants bc my fucking hands can't handle buttons or zippers anymore

11. what’s the first thing on your bucket list? - lmao walking unassisted? does that count? i would be 300% more able to do the real stuff like traveling if i could walk again, y'know?

from @bisexualbuckys:

1. favourite subject you studied in school - i literally just answered this shayla omg

2. your very first otp - the first one i was ever compelled to read fic for was rinn, so yeah, i'll go with that. rae earl and finn nelson.

3. hogwarts house - PAY ATTENTION. HOLY CATS

4. what musician that affected you the most growing up - chris cornell. that voice, those lyrics.... rest in peace. you will be forever missed.

5. what’s the last thing you bought? - a set of resistance bands to start regaining my muscle tone in my legs! i am gonna get out of this bed if it's the last thing i do is2g

6. big or small weddings? - small, please! like.... very small.

7. favourite quote? - the past is prologue

8. tea or coffee? - fuuuuuuuck coffee. unless it's cold and very sweet. tea? i can drink that any and every way

9. give up bread forever or pasta forever? - bread has been kinda nasty to me since i had my gallbladder removed? like...i can taste all the sugar in it? which... gross. as much as i used to love it, bread's gotta go.

10. otp at the moment - steve and bucky have my whole heart

11. favourite movie? - you did not just

tell me

to pick ONE MOVIE.

(The Fall, dir. Tarsem Singh. since i can only have ONE.)

questions for the ten people i’ve talked to the most recently (and one person who i know loves this game): @themysicira @punkpeqqy @buffyscribbles @goldenageofespionage @montyfalsworth @livinlaviedaloki @spacebuck @sinkhol @barnestrange @elketra @daisyridlay (no pressure, of course).

1. if you could immediately master one skill, what would you choose? 2. what line from a movie or tv show do you quote the most often? 3. what does your favorite shirt look like? 4. if you could go change one aspect of your past, would you? 5. where would you live, given a choice from anywhere on the planet? 6. what was the best day you’ve had so far? 7. who is your hero? 8. when you're old, what is the one thing you want to be able to say that you accomplished in your life? 9. why do you ship your top otp? 10. what fandoms do you consider yourself a part of? 11. do you enjoy any sports? either watching or playing, it doesn't matter

[mariahsparkle206]

Get to Know Me Tag

I was tagged by @vvhenan

Rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better.

a - age: 19 and some change

b - birthplace: the magical land of 110 degree summers and -30 degree winters (Midwest US)

c - current time: 11:01 pm

d - drink you last had: Ice Cold Water

e - easiest person to talk to: esh, uhhhhhh.... does myself count? if not, probably Ella or Farrah or Kate

f - favorite song: Lazarus by David Bowie (my bae) 

g - grossest memory: ??? I guess throwing up a weird fruit cup, didn’t taste good going down or coming up. 

h - horror yes or horror no: HORROR HELL FUCKING YES

i- in love?: nope :)

j - jealous of people?: Of course

k - kicking ass?: everyday :D kicking my own ass ;)

l - love at first sight or should i walk by again?: walk by again? Not sure what this is asking... but yes

m - middle name: ......... yeah, no you gotta be top level friend before you find this one out, lucky for you I’m open for applications. Apply within

n - number of siblings: 3, soon to be 4 (step little brother maybe? we’ll see how it plays out)

o - one wish: be able to succeed at anything I put my mind to

p - person you called last: Apartment Leasing Place

q - question you are always asked: You’re an engineer? (with that whole complete disbelief look going on)

r - reason to smile: my upcoming adventure? 

s - song you last sang: oh dang.... don’t remember. im depressed, i dont sing out loud or have the ability to distinguish one day from the next.

t - time you woke up: 5:30 AM 

u - underwear colour: blue and pink stipes with gray outline 

v - vacation destination: Ireland

w - worst habits: Ripping my cuticles off 

x - x-rays: Hella-rays, a very important medical tool as well as a very cool picture taking device

y - your favorite food: oh snap.... ice cream at the moment. the chocolate kind with brownie bits in it.... yumm

z - zodiac sign: Aquarius