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maybebitterxox · 16 days ago

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The pitch for Buffy The Vampire Slayer was probably just “What if there was a girl who could kill vampires. And she can Never Catch A Fucking Break”

#Goes to a new school? It’s on the mouth of hell!#Trip to the zoo? Your friend just got possessed by a hyena spirit!#Have a parent-teacher meeting? Blond Twink (second most dangerous vampire in history) shows up and your mom hits him with an axe!#Got a new boyfriend who seems totally normal? He’s actually part of an underground military operation where he is fed drugs on the regular!#Have a little sister? Wrong! She’s actually The Key and is not your sister at all. And a Hell God wants her ritually sacrificed #New teacher? Nope she’s actually a fucking bug and she tries to breed with and eat your friend #Die and finally be at peace? Lol nope you’ve been revived. And that Blond Twink can do damage to you now #Your best friend just got back together with her gf? Gf immediately got shot and now your best friend is trying to end the world #Living a relatively calm life? The Blond Twink is back and has lost his fucking marbles. Also the very concept of Evil wants to square up #It’s so fucking funny in retrospect but I feel so bad for her #btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #buffy summers #buffy anne summers

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dilfmobius · 9 days ago

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i took a break from suits because the only reason i was there in the first place was for how absolutely batshit insane harvey specter is when it comes to mike ross and once mike went to prison i kinda went okay i think the shows run its course for me byeeee

anyway i just started s6 and i'm happy to see harvey specter is still batshit insane for mike ross

#threatening gallo like that because he got under his skin about mike omggggg #harvey please be normal about mike ross for like 2 seconds #(i'm kidding never ever be normal about that annoying little twink)#i didn't really plan on picking it back up tbh #but i saw some marvey shit that takes place in s6 #and threw my hands up like I GUESS and opened netflix #i'm probably gonna stop watching after this season because i heard it just gets worse lmao #my theory that shows get Bad after their 5th season has yet to be disproven #i'm still in that ao3 tag like no ones business though don't get it twisted #still want them to fuck nasty in the back of ray's car LOL #can i tag this as #marvey #suits usa #harvey specter #mike ross

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fleshdyk3 · 4 months ago

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currently thinking abt the time i posted smth along the lines of "we should do 9/11 again. just keep doing it until nyc is gone" like i cant remember the exact wording but ykwim and this guy i used to be friends with who was i guess trying to find anything wrong with me he could at the time dmed me with a screenshot of the post and was like "are you for real..." like yeah man. yeah i'm going to crash a plane into every building in new york

#IT WAS SO FUNNY LMFAOOOO #this happened a long time ago and i never wanted to say anything bc him and another old friend were like stalking my tumblr for a while #after they dropped me LOL and i didnt want to say anything but. i dont think they are anymore bc 1. got banned twice 2. that would be really #pathetic its been over a year #and also i really dont care abt what they think of me anymore. they were doing some downright evil shit to a friend of a friend recently #also theyre both like skinny 5'3 twinks and im 5'10 fat and a trained boxer. they can come at me if they want 😁#anyways that was just so funny i think abt it every once in a while. like lmfao #rambles

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vaguely-concerned · 3 months ago

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never stops bringing me joy that, when brought to the precarious point where he actually genuinely has to like. step up and do something about the krew and their various behaviors and issues, kremy is the team mom. it's just that he's the kind of mom who spikes your orange juice with vodka so she can get some fucking peace and quiet to watch her shows tonight

#diversity win! the alligator warlock dude is the shitty mom AND the gay twink uncle #kremy lecroux #once upon a witchlight #legends of avantris #he's terrible and I love him #'I love torbek' got a full belly guffaw of laughter out of me #also his voice on 'fellas I asked you to keep it together for ONE heist...' he's speedrun all the stages of grief he's just resigned fhkdsj #I also really like that it's twice now that him going in a bit aggro with suspicion at potential allies almost turns against them #it happened with kettlesteam and now with witch and light too. kremy you gotta play it cooler baby not everyone is garou lol

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ollyollyaxe · 7 months ago

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are ppl still talking about chubby adam?? anyway here's a bunch of adams wearing shirts I owned in 2004

(closeups and shirtless pic under the cut)

#and a totally unrelated thing on the bottom don tworry abt that...#adam faulkner stanheight #saw #saw fanart #saw art #saw franchise #adam stanheight #adam #lol Hi saw fandom ive missed u <3 #rising from the dead to post chubby adam content (aka the only thing that got me thru my last show)#but my season is Finally over and i am Cranking shit out rn so Stay Tuned #the hottopic one was what inspired this- i asked a friend 'what should i draw this 2004 twink in?'#they said 'idk- what did You wear in 2004?' ...'mostly shirts from hot topic tbh..' and so here we are #olly art

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johnslittlespoon · 5 months ago

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okay well tough and sweet ch2 is gonna be longer than ch1 by a landslide bc it's at 9.2k words already and i've still got ~2k words to go lol whoops (help) but i'm hoping to finish it today >:)

little snippet for ur patience w my inactivity tyyy <3

#tough and sweet fic #i was gonna split it into 2 chapters but idk i feel like it's fine as long as no one cares ab them taking longer to write lol #i say that but i posted ch1 less than a week ago + i'm already nearly done ch2 i've never written so much so fast it's got me in a chokehol #but i do need to finish ch6 of yad(iym) once i'm done this ch bc i'm neglecting the poor stalag babies <3 #genuinely tho don't understand how i'm writing this so easily/fast like ik this is 'normal' for lots of ppl but for me this is Not #not mad about it just baffled why was this au what it took to get me in a writing flow like this. a twink and a dilf?? rly??

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soupmanspeaks · 5 months ago

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rip william afton you wouldve been a terrible family vlogger

#fnaf #five nights at freddy’s #william afton #adding this to silly salvaged lmao why not #silly salvaged au #Henrys like “wil' cmon the kids already deal with enough attention from kids at school and the local paper”#and then wils like “and??? dont they enjoy the spotlight?? kids these days smh”#vanny probably introduces modern filming tech to peepaw in the pizzaplex #and williams seething with jealousy as to why they didnt have this kind of stuff when he was alive #“Michael this is all your fault I could've made millions of revenue off of your lazy pathetic self and your siblings on Youtube”#“See this is why I never talk to you father”#LMAO WAIT DO YOU THINK WILL GETS MAD WHEN FREDDY GETS ATTENTION FROM PEOPLE BECAUSE HE REMEMBERS HIS SPRING BONNIE DAYS #no wait this is so off topic but hes like “hmph...yeah sure enjoy the short fame MICHAEL...I got TWICE as many people coming up to me”#Idk how fazbear would cover up the literal corpse burntrap has but they probably just put him in a suit or something on the side #poor peepaw no one comes up to him to reminisce about Fazbears glory days #LMAO HES LIKE A MALL EASTER BUNNY NO ONE LIKES HIM #“WHY IS EVERYONE GOING TO *MICHAEL*??? DONT TELL ME THAT FAKE 'FATHERLY' DEMEANOR IS ACTUALLY FOOLING THEIR FOOLISH MINDS??”#and then Michaels just chillin havin a good time; saying “hello superstar :3”#“EURHGGG 'HeLlO sUpErStAr :3' CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS VANNY??”#I have a headcannon Springbonnie and Fredbear acted kind of like PizzaTimeTheatre Chuck E and Jasper #where Chuck was more sleezy and Jasper was really coocoo #So WIll thinks all the nuance of the characters has gone down the drain lol #“VANNY THEY FLANDERIZED THEM VANNY THEY ARE MERELY EMPTY HUSKS OF WHAT THEY ONCE WERE”#“They made Bonnie into a twink Vanny....A TWINK!!”#How does this relate to Family blogger william?#shhhhhh let me ramble shhhhhhh

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pastelpousay · 11 days ago

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Hi guys 🥳🥳 also here’s some sketches I did for my art project and other doodles!!

Art taglist for the best ppl ever!! 💗: @re3tro0 @delicatestringbean @persephoneflowerpetals @glacier-alchemist @maddieinheaven @dreamwinged

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conkreetmonkey · 18 days ago

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Thinking abt Toguni T. Prickett (the Splatoon OC only two of you know about that I haven't touched in half a year)

#been doing a lot of research on sea urchins for my WIP Spyke fic and it reminded me of him because he's also an Urchin #tbh I got a lot of his anatomy wrong and probably need to rework some things lol #I made a whole thing abt how his spines grow and shed and he makes crafts out of them...#only to find out sea urchin spines are made of CALCIUM not chitin #tbh it probably doesn't change much...#also he needs a new life divorced from the RockShock plot since we kind of stopped doing that...#and I designed him to slot into that set of characters so he probably needs tweaking...#idk I love mah boah... my autistic gay emo-punk twink... so small and pathetic like a hamster... wrap him in blankie #toguni #toguni t. prickett #(the “t” stands for thorne)#(his name has like 6 English and Japanese puns in it)

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keii · 1 year ago

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JoRo sketch dump, but also just realizing that with each new iteration of Jowa, he just keeps getting bigger.

#like his tiddies have got to be at least 6.5lbs each #how much his ball weigh!!!#anyway i have my period and i'm in pain #my favorite part of jowa is goro LMFAOOOO #jowa alone... meh... jowa w goro tho....#love how this big man's greatest weakness and also strength is his lil twink boyfriend!!!#art #killamonart #killaocs #jowa #goro #joro #the wips of them just keep growing LOL #my mind is currently focused on different mediums regarding them

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f0xgl0v3 · 4 months ago

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Matthew Napoleon

He’ll get a big full character thing once I actually.. have all the characters down lol. But I have Matthew down!

When I was listening to the podcast, I heard about Michael and immediately he was an eldritch entity in my mind, he was the true form of the Gods, he was just pure condensed energy giving off light. Was he a person once? Maybe, but he’s also just like that and no one really questions it.

However clearly when I see the actual description for what he looks like (a guy with scribbles for a head) I completely disregarded that! Well- nicely I did but that gave me the idea for the 15 colors shoved into his light. But, ,:3 he’s not as good as one Matthew I saw that was a bear. That was beautiful lol

But my Matthew! He is just. Energy, light, he is very bright and he does have a human shape to him but the clothes help him keep the human shape because he tends to not always look like that. Also common decency. We at least know he has to have some bit of solids in there to do Matthew stuff but no one really knows. Okay, thank you, goodbye.

#hehe :3 #matthew napoleon #ch&t fanart #ch&t #camp here and there #I designed him before also looking at all the other fanart too lol #I saw all the scribbles and went ‘aw shit’#but then I remembered I’ve never listened to character appearances ever #cough cough black Octavian cough cough #so really who cares lol #he’s so silly #idk how to tag this #okay bye #also explanation this design was also influenced by Aliyah’s interlude #I was listening while drawing and uh #he got twinked I think 😔#it’s ok though because now me and my friend make jokes about it and he has a full playlist of cunty songs

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focsle · 11 months ago

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Whispering ‘your algorithm is bad please just show me Other Bisexuals’ to the Dreadful Apps. We’d get to the heart of things a lot sooner if you simply just showed me Other Bisexuals.

#it’d be easier if I was interested in masc ppl at the moment but currently I’m leaning towards fem ppl #and I got a Twink Quality that most straight women just aren’t into lol

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dragon-spaghetti · 5 months ago

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Healing my inner child on this Friday 🥰 (meeting Dan and Phil next year)

#drag rambles #I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO GLAD MY JOB IS SO LENIENT. LOL #me at 11:55 ignoring the files I've to sort in favour of refreshing the page repeatedly #WORTH IT THOUGH. GOT VIP TICKETS FOR ME AND MY SISTER 😤#our 5' Irish asses standing next to the 6'something British twinks will be. a sight lmao

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oddthesungod · 2 years ago

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