#and williams seething with jealousy as to why they didnt have this kind of stuff when he was alive
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soupmanspeaks · 4 months ago
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rip william afton you wouldve been a terrible family vlogger
#fnaf#five nights at freddy’s#william afton#adding this to silly salvaged lmao why not#silly salvaged au#Henrys like “wil' cmon the kids already deal with enough attention from kids at school and the local paper”#and then wils like “and??? dont they enjoy the spotlight?? kids these days smh”#vanny probably introduces modern filming tech to peepaw in the pizzaplex#and williams seething with jealousy as to why they didnt have this kind of stuff when he was alive#“Michael this is all your fault I could've made millions of revenue off of your lazy pathetic self and your siblings on Youtube”#“See this is why I never talk to you father”#LMAO WAIT DO YOU THINK WILL GETS MAD WHEN FREDDY GETS ATTENTION FROM PEOPLE BECAUSE HE REMEMBERS HIS SPRING BONNIE DAYS#no wait this is so off topic but hes like “hmph...yeah sure enjoy the short fame MICHAEL...I got TWICE as many people coming up to me”#Idk how fazbear would cover up the literal corpse burntrap has but they probably just put him in a suit or something on the side#poor peepaw no one comes up to him to reminisce about Fazbears glory days#LMAO HES LIKE A MALL EASTER BUNNY NO ONE LIKES HIM#“WHY IS EVERYONE GOING TO *MICHAEL*??? DONT TELL ME THAT FAKE 'FATHERLY' DEMEANOR IS ACTUALLY FOOLING THEIR FOOLISH MINDS??”#and then Michaels just chillin havin a good time; saying “hello superstar :3”#“EURHGGG 'HeLlO sUpErStAr :3' CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS VANNY??”#I have a headcannon Springbonnie and Fredbear acted kind of like PizzaTimeTheatre Chuck E and Jasper#where Chuck was more sleezy and Jasper was really coocoo#So WIll thinks all the nuance of the characters has gone down the drain lol#“VANNY THEY FLANDERIZED THEM VANNY THEY ARE MERELY EMPTY HUSKS OF WHAT THEY ONCE WERE”#“They made Bonnie into a twink Vanny....A TWINK!!”#How does this relate to Family blogger william?#shhhhhh let me ramble shhhhhhh
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