#i got distracted tbh

[tennessoui]

also if the risotto turns out good and you feel like sharing the recipe 👀

im not the best cook so like. it is probably an amazing recipe that someone else could have done better (i'm still cooking it im just pessimistic)

it's definitely NOT the nyt (it isnt not tho) recipe for mushroom risotto my friend sent me.

but if you wanna make it you'll need:

6-7 cups broth (veggie or chicken) olive oil 2 shallots minced 1 pound mushrooms, roughly chopped (i had a few portobellas in the fridge so i used those) 2 garlic cloves (i used 4) thyme 1 1/2 cup arborio rice 1/2 cup dry white wine 1 cup frozen peas (thawed) 2 tbsp parsley chopped (i am uncivilized and left this out tbh) 1/2 cup parmesan cheese do all these steps better than me: step one: in one pot, simmer broth, season with salt and pepper and keep it simmering on stove step two: heat oil in another pot (big, heavy) over mediumish heat. add shallots and cook for about 3-5 minutes, until tender| step three: turn up heat to medium high and add chopped mushrooms. cook, stirring, for about 3 minutes, until they start to sweat (idk what that means). then add garlic and thyme. it doesn't say how much thyme. im sorry. maybe 60 seconds of thyme idk step four: cook the garlic and thyme for 30 seconds. season with salt and pepper and continue to cook until mushrooms are soft. step five: add rice and cook until you hear crackling (i don't actually know what this means); add wine and stir until wine is no longer visible in pan (this is actually sort of difficult because the wine is see through and my pan is white); stir in enough stock (from the other pan) until it just covers rice; then cook, stirring often and mother-henning, until stock is absorbed. add another ladleful of stock, continue cooking, stirring often and adding more stock when rice is almost dry. this should take about 15 minutes step six: add peas. add more stock and then stir for another 10 minutes (this sucks); rice should be tender but then also al dente? i have questions. adjust seasoning (i added pepper flakes and cayenne pepper cause i cant do with just salt and pepper and tony's im sorry) step seven: add the rest of the stock. stir in the parsley (this is where i said fuck i forget that parsley shit) and parmesan (i added more because i love parmesan) and remove from heat. season with more black pepper (i agree with this!!!) and serve right away in wide soup bowls or on plates

[devilart2199-aibi]

Decked Out 2! ❄️🗝

The dungeon crawler game

Now available at: Decked Out 2: Dungeon Crawler Edition

[egophiliac]

heeey guess what, I'm obsessed with this idiot flamingo now

[spicyraeman]

some skater lae'zels that I was workin on a while ago

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i didnt plan to spend my sunday this way

[peace-hunter]

tfone au where OP is created as the last of the primes but way after them, a sparkling born at what were thought to be the last days of the war against the quintessons, the beginning of a new generation of peace after eons of war. a child meant to be loved and raised knowing nothing of war nor sacrifice.

he's kept mostly out of the spotlight by his siblings, who don't wish to expose him to everyone's optics so young, and want to wait until the war is done and over to properly introduce him to their people.

except of course the primes are betrayed and murdered by sentinel, the war is lost and everyone who knows and cared for the truth is either banished or outright killed in order to suppress it.

and the high guard, the ones the primes trusted the most, the ones that were supposed to protect them, the ones who failed in their most important duty, have to make a choice. to take the last prime, their last hope, with them to the surface, a hostile environment where there's little to no supplies and where they'll be hunted down by both sentinel and the quintessons as the biggest threat to their regimen.

or hide him in plain sight. place him where sentinel won't think to look for him. one more sparkling among many. and hope it will be enough to keep him alive. pray to primus that he'll protect his last child long enough for them to come back for him when it's safer (even if most of them have already lost their faith on him when he allowed the rest of his children to be massacred like that)

they almost lose their resolve when they realize they will have to take the little one's cog away in order to make him blend in with the rest of the newborns (and oh do they burn with murderous intent when they see what sentinel has done to their people but it's not the time yet-) but in the end they decide an impaired little prime is better than a dead one.

and so in the chaos of thirteen dead primes and a sudden energon crisis, a little sparkling who very few mechs really knew about and even fewer had seen completely vanishes. and in the depths of iacon a mech in charge of a new batch of newborns scratches their helm in confusion as they realize they must have miscounted the first time.

optimus prime is quietly erased from any official records by sentinel, written off as dead when they find a sparkling's frame mangled beyond recognition after an attack on the base of those rebels that insist on being a thorn on his side. killing the sparkling hadn't been precisely in his plans, he probably could've found some use for it after all, but he's not particularly upset about it either.

and orion pax grows up with an ache on his spark that tells him he's missing something far more important than a t-cog and dreams of gentle and loving hands, cradling him against the frames of mechs he cannot recall the faces of.

[tojisun]

day ??? of trying to write that price x throat training but getting derailed by how soft he becomes :((

all crooning and outpouring petnames because more than anything, the fact that you're letting him use you is the biggest turn-on. it has him swelling under his sweats, chub filling up at every of your shy looks. it has him pinching your chin, thumb swiping over your mouth like he can't fathom how those pretty lips would be soon wrapped around his flesh.

christ.

"open up f'me, darlin'?" he asks, breaths turning ragged when you drop your jaw open, following his every quiet beckoning. he presses his thumb on the flat of your tongue, unable to hold himself back now that you've presented him the wetness that'd take all of him down.

and you would, wouldn't you? you'd swallow all of him, greedily and impatiently?

(of course, you would.)

[stewy]

[putthatfloorspaghettidown]

I just wanted to share the orginal tweet that iskall complained about in his latest video.

Remember to support the other hermits!

[katabay]

jonathan strange and mr norrell is hands down one of my favorite shows, but a little while ago I realized. that I’ve never actually. read the book.

like I loved the show so much I am absolutely fucking baffled that I never once thought ‘oh let’s check it out from the library and have a good time part 2’

& something about the weather lately (extremely windy) brought it to mind, so I checked it out from the library and I’m having a great time reading it so far 🥳

⭐ places I’m at! bsky / pixiv / pillowfort /cohost / cara.app / tip jar!

[saintobio]

photoshoot with my real biker bf mr. sylus qin ᐢᗜᐢ it fits the new theme so well. shared it to my bf, and his reaction was too good not to share bahaha

[necrotic-nephilim]

Nightwing: Brothers In Blood is such a fucking hilarious comic for DickJay content, given the bulk of the plot is Jason deciding to dress up as Nightwing and kill people which, Dick predictably is not fond of, as a concept.

There's so much in that arc that makes me unwell. Dick straight up saying he wishes Jason had died. The way they instantly banter when they run into each other before Dick gets mad at Jason for dressing up as Nightwing, then Jason begs Dick to work with him.

But what I think gets me the most is the outright confirmation of how even now, Jason still has a serious case of hero worship for Dick and just wants to be like him and get his approval.

nightwing (1996) #120

There's such a complex Jason has over Dick and it makes me Unwell. Jason identifying with Dick, wanting his attention, his approval. His love, even. I mean, later on when Jason gets kidnapped, in his mind he hallucinates Dick talking to him and it outright confirms he wants Dick to save him and Jason has a doomsday spiral about Dick not saving him, through his mental image of Dick.

nightwing (1996) #121

Jason wants Dick in his life, there's so much unrequited love and weirdness between them. They're so not normal about each other. Later on he sends Dick a note saying he just wishes they could be family again and I think it's so unhinged of Jason. Dressing up as Dick, just because of how much he loves and respects Dick. So much potential in that.

Also aside from all of that complex this comic is also hilarious for the bit it has where Dick accidentally takes a job as a model and has to dress up as Nightwing, specifically Jason!Nightwing because of the sex appeal Cheyenne (the woman Dick is seeing) thinks it has. And when he's on the runway and sees Jason in the audience he just jumps at Jason, in front of everyone, to beat the shit out of him, while dressed as Nightwing. Which the public thinks is a planned stunt to bank on the weird Sexy Rivalry between the two Nightwings currently running around. It's the most unhinged thing and I think it's so funny. Dick's sort-of-girlfriend makes him dress up as Nightwing!Jason because she thinks it's hot and it'll sell, then Dick beats Jason up in front of everyone, still dressed as Nightwing (specifically Jason), and it reads as a sexy performance modeling piece.

nightwing (1996) #120

Imagine being so weirdly homoerotic about your sort of kind of brother figure that you can't hesitate fighting him when you're supposed to be modeling and everyone thinks the tension is so good it's a part of the show. These two cannot leave each other alone with their weird tangled feelings for each other. I love it dearly.

[hyunin]

SIHYEON | 230825 • SLAY @ MUSIC BANK

[mimikyuno]

i always thought i might be bad, now i know that it’s true / ’cause i think you’re so good, and im nothing like you

[ex0rin]

Hughie Campbell | The Boys S01E05: Good for the Soul

[xxplastic-cubexx]

bro the feminine wiles aren’t even a joke like. im with that anon who thought hellfire gala charles was a woman when they first saw him bc same, that design is insaaaane (/pos). how could u not think that when u see it lmfao. idk whose choice it was to give him a corset but the hourglass figure + female coded jawline combo do not lie. i saw it on pinterest and i was like ohhh don’t lie to me i know an anime girl when i see one- WAIT PROFESSOR X????

and that’s not even to mention movieverse charles ofc. we’ve all seen james mcavoy and his big sparkly kawaii anime eyes, i shouldn’t have to say it. charles xavier is never beating the allegations, i fear

gonna need this ask hung in the louvre i fear