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WHY IS hIS SHIRT FALLINF OFF.
#i get hes a zombie but like…#u didnt have to rip it thst bad#akane aoi#akane jshk#akane tbhk#jibaku shounen hanako kun#jshk#jshk akane#tbhk#tbhk akane#toilet bound hanako kun#aoi akane#aoi tbhk#aoi jshk
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Michael learns of Jeff’s pizza from FNAF Into the pit
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#michael afton#oswald fnaf#Jeff fnaf#Jeff’s pizza#into the pit#fnaf itp#Jeff from Jeff’s pizza my beloved…#I did finish into the pit btw#(which I might replay soon to get the best ending)#CAN I JUST SAY I love Jeff#He’s just so chill#I like how he doesn’t really stop Oswald at all#he’s actually really nice to the lil guy despite how exhausted he is#so needed any excuse I could have to draw him out#Michael curious what happened to Freddy’s after it shut down etc#SHOCKED that the Jeff in Jeff’s pizza is a real dude named Jeff#Jeff is once again unphased by Michael just think he’s sick#it’s funny cause Jeff is called ‘zombie pizza guy’ ny Oswald in the books#so truly Jeff and Michael might just match in vibes pff#also may draw Jeff again.. I think he’s neat#might update his design too here and there but I think I more or less got him down
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mercy, mèrci
#c!tntduo#c!wilbur#c!quackity#dsmp#mcyt#dsmp fanart#tntduo halloween bingo#zombie au#cw blood#cw implied gore#in which c!wil gets infected and doesnt say anything. quackity finds out this fun fact when he has a mouthful of a screaming man's flesh#alternately: my babel tongue / my come-undone#tosses this like a grenade and runs away#hymndraws#i usually pride myself as a pedant regarding guns and their details but i had to wing this one#i just thought c!quackity would have a colt .44#character wise it would be an engraved colt peacemaker (single action army whatever from the 19th century) chambered in .45#realistically in a zombie apocalypse he just grabbed a colt anaconda (modern) from someones dead body#i could go on forever about the guns they'd have ngl
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ghost horses
GHORSES
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#ask#wei wuxian#a-yuan#What a post to have a-yuan make his PD-MDZS debut on!#You're so right...if WWX were to summon a horse it would be a ghorse (ghost horst).#If he gets to have a ghost girl posse then why not also let him have a stable of beautiful ghost horses?#Yiling Laozu rides into town with his haunted vegetables and ghostly steed and zombie vegetable seller.#Serving a look that they might call 'off-putting' and 'discomforting'. To the *weak*!#WWX probably would let A-yuan pet the Horsies but hear me out: this is for the funny punchline.#To be honest where he lies on the triangle of 'can we get mcdonkcles?' triangle really depends who's asking.#I think he leans more on the 'orders a black coffee for himself and leaves' but with a shit-eating grin for most people.#He seems like a goofy guy who'd love to eat Mack O'donnel in the middle of the night with his friends.#But WWX lives his life with the innate sense to be an agitator. He wouldn't miss the opportunity to pull a prank like that.#I think he'd only actually go to Mick Dick's if Yanli asked#Feel free to disagree of course! He has his layers!
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Twisted time🤸♀️
#faceee art#dandys world#dandys world fanart#dandy’s world#I just love drawing lanky red men with human dentures and big ass fish eyes🥰#also lil selection of Twisted’s#I like to think that the mains got corrupted first and then they got the other toons#and so each toon corresponds to a certain main#like the food guys get sprout (hah fruitcake) and are básica zombies#mechanical guys get vee and are somewhat conscious in some intervals but she keeps them like pawns#Astro controls some other toons to worship him basically#and so on and so forth#I still gotta design Shelly and pebble (dandy too but he gets nothing)
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Prompt:
A whole ass zombie apocalypse wasn’t something Jason thought he’d ever have to worry about.
Not that he has to worry about it now, either, considering he just got bit.
Everyone knows what you gotta do in these scenarios. Your loved ones will cry (“awe, Dickie, you do care”), they’ll try to find a different way (“shut up Bruce. Even you can’t concoct a cure in two hours”) and blame themselves (“fuck you, Timmers, I want you to know I died because you wanted that damn coffe!”…. Yeah, he could have handled that one better in hindsight) and then, ultimately, they’re gonna put a bullet in your brain. For the sake of the group.
And it’s fine, really. Better than turning into a mindless, flesh eating meat sack. He was ready. He got to say goodbye. It’s fine.
Or it would have been fine, if any of those damn cowards had pulled the friggin trigger.
Now Jason is clinically semi-dead (don’t ask him, he doesn’t know how this shit works either) and still annoyingly in charge of his mental faculties while also harboring a rather concerning craving for human flesh.
Fuck.
#non traditional zombie au lol#prompts#the batfam couldn’t bear to shoot Jason#and in this case it worked out alright#now Jason is trying to find his family again#and make sure they don’t brain themselves by tripping over a rock#because obviously they can’t be trusted with the simplest of survival things#like shooting the infected group member jfc he’s too old for this shit#or young#anyway Jason has to juggle being a zombie and discreetly protecting his family from afar#and maybe also give them some heart attacks by play acting like the actual zombies#because f u Dick this is exactly what would have happened if I didn’t get the premium zombie upgrade!#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#robin#red hood#tim drake#batman#Damian al ghul Damian wayne#Cassandra Cain#duke thomas#Stephanie brown#Alfred pennyworth
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kai decided to wear his hair down (for once)
#when i draw cole it’s my mission to make him look like the sweetest boy ever#cole's playing lava zombies#get it#kai just felt like showing cole his bare self#as a treat#yes he’s wearing cole’s shirt#cole wishes kai wore his hair down more often#ninjago#ninjago kai#ninjago cole#kai jiang#cole brookstone#lava#lavashipping#ninjago fanart#gay#fanart#artwork#drawing#cole ninjago#kai ninjago#comic#comic strip#short comic
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as someone who has worked in courtrooms and actively is in law school i. i just have to talk about the cleo v doc case.
i finally got around to watching doc's entire POV after being too busy. i saw clips over and over again that were just calling my name. and oh boy did the full vid not dissapoint. my mouth was wide open the whole time in both shock and laughter. surprisingly, some of the proceedings of the court were accurate to typical US court proceedings!
here's a list of events and actions that stood out to me for their questionable realism:
- skizz's opening line was pretty accurate to how most plaintiff/prosecutions begin -"your honor, opposing council, members of the jury"
- most courts don't let you... submit evidence in opening statements but i love the hustle skizz!!
- honestly skizz's entire opening statement would have had a jury on his side
- but no jury? this would be a jury case
- honestly joe's baby defense i could see playing out in court
- joe really held up the batshit defense arguments stereotype and i love that for us 🧡
- arguing in opening to have the case dismissed... baby that time has passed. not even discovery can save you now
- i get the feeling neither joe nor doc knew the plaintiff was going to call witnesses which is not only major illegal but also so fucking funny
- this is the type of questioning a proffessor would show what leading a witness looks like
- literally during both of joes cross' i was crying it was so funny
- also ren's "i cannot recall" yeah!! that's good.
- should have brought up husband status
- skizz. please. it is not "disposition". beef did not give you a "disposition". it's "deposition". please. i'm crying.
- really good relevance objection! and skizz didn't say "relevency" so +3000 lawyer points!
- the judge firing missles at both councils is a feature i think the lower courts should implement
- DEFENSE DIDNT GET TO PRESENT A SINGLE WITNESS???
- like they had no case. the witnesses are your case. they didn't begin their case to even rest it. help?
- no experts testified but i think if D did get a witness they could've had an expert testify to either doc's baby or insane status and that would have really helped.
- joe's mens rhea argument in closing was SO GOOD. like that really was the glove moment of this trial.
anyways i'll be thinking about this for 1000 years.
#hermitcraft#cleovdoc#cleo v doc#zombie cleo#docm77#hermitcraft doc#hermitcraft bdubs#hermitcraft cleo#hermitcraft court#i dont typically watch doc or bdubs#but i just started docs season#hes so funny??#and i'll start bdubs after#doc just has this gru energy#like hes pathetic cuz the universe has it out for him#but hes trying#he has so many plans#this is a case id get my friends to do at the end of the year completely hammered#i think next case should have 1 real lawyer sit there#new account#steve skin still fresh#but just rocking the P's shit#so good
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should surprise absolutely no one that i much much much prefer radahn when hes older (and not mindless! or mindcontrolled!)
(doesnt look amused about what malenia just did in that ol trailer- and possibly even moreso about what she said)
that (and base game) version of him is the only one to meeeeeeeee
#ganondoodles talks#elden ring#radahn#general radahn#starscourge radahn#i dont like how the tags immediately suggest to tag it with miquella too#LEAVE HIM ALONE#also sorry for that sudden spam of elden ring#i have fallen hard for radahn okay#doesnt mean zelda is over at all#i just LOVE HIM SO MUCH THE POOR MAN NEEDS A BREAK#imagine knowing that when you die you get send to your half brother that wants to marry you just so he can become a god-#-and then when you fight of the lady sent to kill you specifically so that happens infects you with a horrible disease that turns your-#-mind to mush- AND YET HE STILL REFUSED TO DIE#im still in the believe that no one else really knew and it was a ll a secret#that also MEANS THAT JERREN DIDNT KNOW#I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM#you organize an entire festival to kill a beloved general turned into a zombie to give him an honorable death#not knowing you are sending him to be stitched together as his younger self and mind controlled by his brother that wants to marry him#to become a god like marika#we know more about what others wanted from radahn than what he was actually like!!!!!! the fuck!!!!
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ALL the angst that can come from Grian's POV of session 7, dear god
#specifically grumbo angst too#the zombie ability was such bait for fan angst i swear#like mumbo killing grian while he was fishing#or grian screaming#MY ZOMBIEEEEE#when mumbo died when they were tryna get tango#or mumbo being forced to be mean to and insult grian the first time they see each other again#so many possibilities#grumbo#mumbo#mumbo jumbo#zombie mumbo#wild life#wild life smp#wild life series#life series#life series smp#grian
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10 months after gym + mewing ‼️‼️💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#zeno's art#ocs#reassassination#pins#(no needles unfortunately)#anyway hes like 9ft tall with his posture like that#still havent really thought of a way to incorporate him into needles' backstory#but he was probably human at some point#but as he was resurrected in a different way to octavia he lost the ability to be fully sapient#however he also has little memories but still has an instinct to keep needles sade#*safe#i think in general reassass zombie canon:#if someone gets resurrected too long after they died they'll have lost some memory based on how long they were dead for
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I am not finishing this because im fucking lazy so take this now too okay!!!
Alts and the like under here + One amputee iggy stump (???) warning IDK1!!!11!
#hetalia#hetalia america#hetalia england#alfred f jones#arthur kirkland#myart#zombie au#tw nosebleed#cw nosebleed#tw amputee#cw amputation#amputee#amputation#nothing in my head man i just think abt my damn zombie au all day#francis is the other person in the arthur amputee image but i figure its not important enough to tag.#just know its fruk. implicitly :)))#arthur needing to rely on francis but fucking hating it the whole time and being pissy#total asshole behaviour followed by downturned eyes and shameful apology because he cant do anything#frequently getting sick and yelling at francis between bouts of vomiting liek dont touch me!!!! type stuff#before needing to go back on that and ask francis for help#shame.... his pride is deeply bruised!!! funny.#i like to think when ame and cana come along hes like an annoying doting mom#but like. on her period. like shes a bitch about it. but in the end she cares and just wants them to stay alive#because otherwise shell probably have to kill francis (solitude fucks her up)#ame protesting like you dont fucking know me!!! and storms off. cana apologises for his attitude#absentmindedly. but his eyes are fixed on ame in the distance and he quickly waves to follow him and talk#ive had that idea in my head for a bit. ame emotional outbursts. idk if ill ever draw it but meh#why do i write this all in the tags which no one reads at all???#idk.#hashtag funny
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au where team hebi agrees that it's a bad idea to leave kabuto unsupervised.... so they drag him along. as the team mascot
#naruto#naruto shippuden#team hebi#team taka#yakushi kabuto#also bc none of them really get how laundry works and y'know... hey kabuto's already used to cleaning up other people's messes#btw when i say mascot i mean like. he has to wear a snake costume in public#not to hide his identity or anything it's bc none of them want people thinking they're choosing to hang out with him#when they change the name kabuto thinks he's finally free but. whoopsies look at that a brand new hawk outfit#black zetsu rescues him so he can start bringing back some zombies. eventually.#he wants to poison them all so badly#unfortunately they happen to be four of the least poison-able people on the planet
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every day i want to fly to Europe, find gb and fight him- LET ALBUS AND FAITHFUL DATE PLEASE
#i want him SO BAD ITS NO FAIR#i hate albus with my whole soul i wish he was real and i wish i liked men#gb i'll make you a deal#give me albus and you get fan art of them happy#gba bastards vs zombies#gba albus#gba#gba bastard warrior#gba bvz#good boy audios#goodboyaudios
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Mabel Pines did not deserve the hate.
#kabra bits#gravity falls#yo /srs I've been rewatching the series and it's kinda stupid how out of proportions some things ppl took#like dipper messes up (intentionally sometimes) and he doesn't get half as hated.#Ex. the zombie ep where he put everyone in danger knowing well what he was doing#Ex. 2: When he kept putting Wendy over Mabel repeatedly even tho he admits he knows that won't happen/the halloween ep#not that he's terrible or anything#but just like mabel he is a kid. and kids mess up. esp when dealing with these out of there situations.#Mabel messed up and was selfish in some ways but she is not a horrible person??#like have you guys ever interacted with kids????#i rest my case
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Crowley Of The Day: gorgeous 😍
(I used up all my hashtags that I couldn’t do my usual GO tags that I always do lol I don’t care)
#personal update#I got into Trolls#but I mean really really really into it#new fixation the brainrot is unstoppable#it’s all I think about I’m to the point that I need all Trolls content to survive#all Trolls content HAND IT OVER! merch fanart fics ALL OF IT#I’m so in love with Branch Floyd and John Dory#Rock Zombie Branch is sooooooo#and so I’d Rock Zombie Poppy#I AM THE NUMBER ONE JOHN FORY DEFENDER LEAVE HIM ALONE HE DID NOTHING WRONG AND DOESNT DEAERVE THE HATE HE GETS#I need what Broppy have oh my fucking god it’s so cute the love they have for each other it’s consuming me#and I need more of Branch and Clay those two rule following safety loving nerds would have such a great relationship#DID YOU SEE CLAY FAWNING OVER BRANCH WHEN THEY REUNITED SQUISHING HIS CHEEKS#THATS HIS BABY BROTHER AND HES AS CUTE NOW AS HE WAS WHEN HE WAS A BABY#AND THE ENDING WHEN HE TOLD HIM HE WAS SORRY FOR MISSING HIM GROW UP BUT COULDNT WAIT FOR THWM TO HANG OUT NOW#everyone focuses on Branch and Floyd but I NEED BRANCH AND CLAY#Speaking of Floyd I love him so much. he’s all I think about. that is if I’m not thinking of Branch#John Dory is everything to me? like I’m obsessed with him in a different way. like I said I’ll defend him every single time#BRUUUUUUUCE!!! 💞💞💞💞💞#Trolls 3 is still in cinemas and I’ve literally been going to rewatch it once a week#no joke I’m going again this Wednesday#AND I HAVE THE FILM AT HOME! I have all 3 of them and I watch them every day#I’m telling you the brainrot is unstoppable I am going insane#People apparently don’t like when I talk about any other interest of mine especially Trolls#it’s like I’m almost not allowed to talk about anything other than Good Omens#so since people don’t like me doing permanent posts YOU’RE GETTING IT IN THE TAGS#okay I’m done…. for now.#Crowley#Crowley Of The Day#Good Omens
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