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rodeoromeo · 2 years ago
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so in the inside out Wilbury video Tom and Bob are both playing the like starburst Gibsons but bobs is a much lighter model and I don’t think it’s the one George gave him? Like toms looks more like the one George had owned but Tom plays it a few times through the Wilbury era so I think it is his own… so did Bob own multiple of those then? must… track…. source…. of all…. guitars….
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theglamourempress · 2 years ago
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I promise you the world does not want me in it on zero hours of sleep due to pain
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teaboot · 10 months ago
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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week
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nat-20s · 6 months ago
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name a more iconic thing to happen for the fictional qpr community than Donna Noble quite literally meeting her soulmate and being like hmm. there's no one I've ever wanted to fuck less
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liquidstar · 1 year ago
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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valtsv · 1 year ago
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i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.
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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago
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The FNAF Vanessas meet their younger selves..
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fairycosmos · 2 years ago
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god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home
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ruporas · 8 months ago
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dragon meat, you, and me
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galaxymagitech · 7 months ago
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Bruce: Congratulations, Jason! You’re the first of my kids to graduate college!
Dick: Yeah, first and only one for all eternity!
Bruce: *Ignoring Dick by sheer willpower* Anyway, what are you planning to do next?
Jason: I think I’m going to continue my education in English Lit.
Bruce: *nervously* Great. You’ll get a Master’s Degree, right?
Jason: …
Bruce: …right?
Jason: Actually, I’m going for a PhD.
Bruce: This is a terrible joke. You’re over the supervillainy, right, Jay?
Jason: Look, my application to GothamU’s PhD program was accepted!
Bruce: No child! Of mine! Will get! A PhD!!!
Jason: I’m hoping to be a literature professor at GothamU, if I survive long enough.
Bruce: *screams incoherently*
Dick: I think you broke him.
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demadogs · 2 years ago
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nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish
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chocolatecake47 · 8 months ago
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last night I had to stay up way too late for reasons outside of my control, and at some point I was so delirious and over it I just started singing a mashup of the dancing with our hands tied bridge and the chorus of lost the breakup and oh god what a middle of the night it was 😭
this is why i try not to stay up late, i get crazy 😂
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katsinspats · 2 months ago
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I think my copy of the game is broken they've been doing this for 30 minutes
Crop of the Biolizard edit I did bc it makes me laugh:
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Suddenly, bell bottoms aren't so bad
Bonus sketch, because I had to vv
"Stop checking out my assistant, Stanley."
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waterthatsmoe · 1 month ago
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First years shenanigans
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Bonus jack
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sevikasupremacy · 22 days ago
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I can’t be having unholy thoughts rn
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