#i find it hard to believe they are not bickering gfs. like. they make out every night.

[ame-to-ame]

the thing abt btr is i really wanna see more characterization/ ixn but i don't think anything i write will be able to capture the essence of the source material :(

[yangsharperavery]

so here's the thing...

i've written about this topic a few times during and after season 1, but the carmy and sydney of it all remains a highly contested and discussed topic. even after season two.

what i find so truly fascinating is that chris storer and joanna calo and everyone involved with the creation of this lovely, well constructed show absolutely could have created the duo they work SO hard in the press to convince viewership they intended.

if they really wanted sydney to be a psuedo/standin sibling for the one carmy lost, or the brainy, determined business partner that comes in to orient a sinking ship...

there are a couple hundred ways they could have managed that and made it abundantly clear that's what the angle was within the dynamic between carmy and sydney.

instead... we have all this very overtly (and covertly) romantic, potent and simmering subtext regarding the nature of their relationship and what they mean to one another, their effect on each other and their seemingly endless potential.

in a whole host of ways there are a number of scenes that literally don't make sense without the lens of the undercurrent of feelings or reverence or romance or something that exists between them beyond the intended business partners/co-creatives.

there are ways to narratively parallel sydney as a mirror and equal and peer of carmy's void of all ambiguity and romantic tension and any energy of awkward longing or confusion.

but that's not actually what we got. i've been consuming television media for most of my life. i've watched hundreds of shows; shipping has never been a requirement for my viewership or interest.

which leads me to believe that there's either a bunch of deflection/dismissing happening for a very distinct reason. or there's been a bait and switch planned from the beginning.

you would literally have to remove 75% of the nuance within carmy and sydney's interactions for the stictly platonic claims to make sense and effectively land.

you'd have to go through and remove various staging, shot selection, editing, music choices and sometimes entire scenes to accurately convey original or "intended" messaging.

to completely eradicate the liminal space of subjectivity between them.

why is carmy talking about tina looking like sydney with that distinct expression on his face when they all wear that apron?

why are they being awkward at the lockers like it isn't customary for coworkers and business partners to go out after work for dinner or drinks or whatever (literally evidenced by tina this season)?

why is sydney mentioning jealousy at all when it comes to carmy's relationship? especially when it makes perfect sense for her to be upset with him for not pulling his weight?

why is sydney entering into carmy's life for the first time and deciding to stay, the second time, something that literally brings him out of his panic? when it could have been him cooking, his drawings, his staff, his gf. ANYTHING else.

they effectively made sydney an emotional, mental and energetic tether for him in that scene. for what reason? business partner ones or????

why do they bicker like an old married couple? is that customary for creative collaborators and coworkers?

why superimpose sydney, parallel her doing something the audience saw carmy do last season, and then show her going about her night while he's by contrast, with his girlfriend? why show a random closeup of a meaningful tattoo on her shoulder? no thematic significance beyond the grind of the restaurant world and career ambition?

why is there an obvious awkward breaking of energy after a highly vulnerable and tender moment between the two of them under the table? why does sydney noticeably fidget/adjust herself/her apron when he walks away to get her gift?

there's actually a hundred instances of these questions you could ask over the course of the two seasons when it comes to them.

so the reasoning behind the shipper pushback is baffling and a bit laughable.

some people bring into question, perhaps this is just the natural chemistry that jaw and ayo bring to their characters bc they're obviously good friends.

which... sure. i guess. but even that begs the question, you wrote and shot and constructed a story a specific way and then your two actors sort of bled on and expanded the material in a very obvious way you didn't expect?

cool, cool. so again... you're surprised that could lead to viewership seeing something deeper than mere platonic business partners?

that's shocking and surprising to you?

no way.

especially considering storer and calo have commented on how close jaw and ayo are and that their dynamic is different than the one she has with ebon and lionel. which is hilarious bc she adores ebon and has been out of the country traveling with lionel (and some other people from odd future.)

so clearly they all enjoy each other, are friends and get along.

but why even make that note of demarcation regarding jaw and ayo's dynamic and STILL be like "oh yeah, we didn't write or mean for them to be a romance " you're shocked that people SEE something given your storytelling and their obvious connection that even you, the creators themselves remarked on?!?!

there's a picture from the golden globes of ayo holding jaw's mom's hands during his acceptance speech. like they're really besties.

but i'm sorry, they can't bestie themselves into what carmy and sydney clearly exemplify on our screens without an entire framework at their disposal. because they're talented and professionals.

so if the writing is saying something, then it's intentional.

maybe the intention was to have their characters skirt and skate on the periphery of each other.

maybe it was for things to be awkward and weird and undefined or hectic and toxic.

maybe they weren't ever gonna have some relegated idea of a shipper's happily ever after.

people have feelings that go unexpressed and undefined. people fall in love and then don't end up together.

maybe the slow burn fizzles out, maybe it explodes or implodes, maybe one of them self denies, maybe they both do.

maybe it will or won’t be addressed directly or covertly. that's actually not a requirement for its existence.

to act like there isn't something true and obvious and visceral that exists between these characters is frankly like asking those who watch your show not to use their eyes and their brains.

impossible.

[cookinguptales]

At the night market Guillermo called Nandor “Master”, at least I think I heard him say that. But I believe he did that just to keep up appearances in front of all the other vampires.? Guillermo didn’t call Nandor “Master” all season long otherwise, right? Do you think Guillermo still attends to some of his familiar duties? Does Nandor dress himself, gets out of the coffin alone, brush his hair on his own? Who is getting them their food/ their victims? We haven’t seen them feed yet in s4 (Aside from Sal, who was killed and we were told that they will drink him later).

He's done it a few times, actually, including when it's just the two of them. He did it, for instance, when he was calling for Nandor and trying to find him when he broke into his treasure room. I'm not sure he even knew the cameras were down there when he was calling for him, so I don't think it was for their benefit.

That said, it's way less regular (usually he just doesn't refer to him as anything at all) and he's also much more likely to just refer to him as "Nandor" as opposed to "my master" in interviews, though I've noticed that they've also cut Guillermo's interviews way down. (Something that makes me nervous, tbh; is there a reason they want to keep Guillermo's motivations more mysterious? Was it just the embezzling thing or is there more...?)

I think that he's probably still doing some familiar duties, but only for Nandor. He's obviously washed his hands of Nadja and Laszlo, he seems resentful when they ask him to do anything these days, and he's not bothering to fix up the house. That said, it could just be that it's such a wreck that it's not worth cleaning it. There are no bodies piling up, so it could be that he's at least doing that.

The fact that Nandor's first response upon waking up is to call for Guillermo makes me think that Guillermo's probably still helping him with his morning/evening routines. But that could also just be that he pretty much defaults to calling Guillermo for help and he's still not used to doing things himself. Guillermo didn't immediately come, but it was the middle of the day (so he could be asleep or out) and there also wasn't long before the scene ended. Possible he just couldn't get there within thirty seconds. lmao

The fact that he had no idea what Nandor would be wearing what he was in 4.05 kind of seems to imply that he's not dressing him every time, but I think there were probably exceptions to him dressing Nandor a few times when he was busy in s1-3, too. (Like I don't think Guillermo was dressing him for the gym, for instance.) So I'm not sure if that's evidence one way or the other...

He's definitely doing a lot of work for Nandor, but it's hard to say if he considers that part of being a familiar or part of being a best man. (Or occasionally being Uncle Memo.) He took care of the wives, wedding planning, and Nandor's dick, but that could be best man/friend stuff. Even if the Djinn clearly saw that last one as a familiar thing and was trying to manipulate him as such... He wasn't given much of a chance in 4.04 to do anything for Nandor one way or another (other than the whole pokemon battle situation, but idk how much choice he had there); they mostly just bickered like a married couple in the rest of the Night Market.

He obviously still cares about Nandor very deeply and that muddies the waters a lot. How much is he doing for him because it's what a familiar does, how much does he do because it's become habit to babysit him, and how much does he do because he loves him...? idk. Hard to say.

He's done a lot of care work for Colin Robinson, too, and seems to think of himself in a nanny role, which seems to kind of go along with familiar... but again, it's unclear if he considers that to be a personal choice rather than an obligation as familiar. He served water during the interview, similar to how he served food to the human gf when the vampires came to visit in s3, but that might've, again, just been for Colin's sake. Like Nandor, it's entirely possible that he's just caring for the people that he loves here as opposed to doing it because it's his "job". (Then again, he always seemed to consider being a familiar a labor of love, too...)

I do think that Guillermo is definitely falling into some very familiar (no pun intended) familiar patterns, but he's coming up with a million and one reasons to excuse that. He's caring for Nandor as much as ever and in ways that are even more onerous than they used to be, but he can say that's because he's his best man and his friend. He's caring for Colin Robinson to the point where he considers himself an unappreciated nanny, but he can say that's because he won't let a child be abused. He's doing a fair amount of work (it seems) for the club, but he can say that's just because he wants to skim off the top.

Guillermo keeps repeating this whole looking out for number one thing, but it seems that he's falling into a lot of the old patterns that got him into this mess; he's just conceptualizing them a different way. He's in denial, I think. He can come up with a reason for every horrible, annoying thing he's doing for this household, but he's still behaving like a familiar, to some degree. Just a very bitchy one. Which I respect.

I guess it's hard to say because Guillermo's familiar status was always so tied up in his codependency. Being a familiar was always more than a job for him. He did it because he loved them and wanted to be a vampire. He clearly still loves them and clearly still wants to take care of them, even if they piss him the hell off. So how much of this was ever being a familiar, and how much of it was just being Guillermo...?

(I will say that I am surprised that Guillermo's allowing so much sunlight to come into Nandor's room during the day, but it's possible that he just hasn't realized what a safety hazard that is yet. He's pretty clearly distracted.)

The one thing that really gives me pause is him not talking about becoming a vampire anymore! I do think he still wants to be one... He kind of sideways alluded to it in 4.01 when he said something along the lines of "one could argue that being a best man is better than being turned into a vampire. I don't know why anyone would, but."

But he hasn't been nearly as direct about it anymore, which makes me wonder if he just has no faith in them ever doing it. (I know that Harvey kind of mentioned this in an interview, but idk how canon it is. Harvey... says a lot of things.) If that's the case, him still being there at all requires considerably more mental gymnastics than I'd previously thought.

I will be genuinely upset if Guillermo ever gives up on being a vampire, unless it's to focus on being something else similarly supernatural, but if he's just disillusioned with the vampires a bit, I can handle that. lmao. Giving up the vampire thing would just be too much change in his core motivations happening offscreen, though. I'd hate that.

[mono-moonchilds]

Hi my request is smut with some angst, so jungkook and y/n are best friends and she's always been in love with him but he has a gf and never really seemed interested so she never told him how she felt. But one night he ends up in a fight with his gf and he comes to y/n they get drunk and end up hooking up but jungkook seemed to really want it but the next morning when she finally feels she can confess he just leaves her telling her he regrets it and chooses his gf instead of her saying he couldn't love her in that way can you make the ending angsty please

Thank you

→ Note: Thank you so much for requesting. I hope you enjoy it!

→ Warnings: smut, angst, unprotected sex (don’t do the dummy like these two lol)

→ Word count: 2k+

“I just don’t get it.” Jungkook angrily slams his fist down on your bed. “I just don’t get her. Why the hell she acts like this. Treats me like I’m the fucking problem. When it’s her.” He sneers, bringing the beer you’d given him taking a long drag. “It’s always fucking her.” 

“I know kook,” You agreed not knowing what else to say. You looked at your best friend taking in his exasperated expression feeling bad for him. Leaning over you gently caressed his knuckles giving him a soft smile. “I’m sorry you even have to deal with stuff like this.” 

“Is it me, ____? Like what the hell am I doing wrong that it always comes to this. Every goddamn day it’s something. What am I doing?” 

You frowned. Nothing was Jungkook’s fault and you weren’t just saying that because he was your best friend. Jungkook was always trying to find different ways to please Yeona but it was never enough. She constantly found fault in anything he did, picking it apart tirelessly. Honestly, you weren’t even sure how they’d made it this far. Two years and three months of nothing but constant bickering and arguments that ended with Jungkook leaving his and Yeona’s shared apartment sometimes for days on end. 

Not that you were counting….You definitely weren’t counting.

“We’ve talked about this before. It’s not your fault Jungkook.”

“You’re just saying that.”

“No, I’m not.” You shook your head. “I would tell you if you’re being a dumbass and were in the wrong. I have no problem with doing that. For example, right now you’re being a dumbass for even attempting to blame yourself.” 

“It’s hard not to blame yourself when you don’t understand what is going wrong.” 

You knew exactly what was going wrong and it wasn’t Jungkook. It was Yeona. It was always Yeona but of course, you could never say that because Jungkook worshipped the ground she walked on. You got Jungkook’s little infatuation with Yeona. She was very beautiful, nice enough if you held a short surface-level conversation with her, but anything deeper than that the girl was a pain. 

“It doesn’t matter though,” Jungkook huffed, finishing off his beer. “It’s over. Two years of my life down the fucking drain.”

Your ears perked up at this. That was a first. You’d never heard Jungkook say anything like this. Not even when he was in deep with his rage with Yeona had he ever murmured or even insinuated that he would break up with her. 

“What do you mean?”

“What? I didn’t tell you.” He chuckled dryly. “Yeona fucking dumped my ass. Told me she couldn’t do this anymore. 

“Oh, damn, I’m sorry Jungkook.” You said trying your hardest to sound like you felt bad when in reality you felt the exact opposite. 

Of course, you were upset about this happening to Jungkook, he was a great person and even better boyfriend but you were on the other hand glad because this Yeona madness was coming to an end. 

Jungkook deserved better. He deserved a lot more. He deserved someone like-

“Yeah me too.” Jungkook sighed. His hand went up swiftly wiping under his eyes, hoping that you hadn’t seen but you had. You saw everything he did. Paid attention to each and every detail about him. The way his eyes crinkled when he smiled. His bunny teeth. The small mole on the back of his neck. Everything. He turned to you with sad eyes. “Can I stay here for a few days? Just till I get my stuff and figure some shit out.” 

“You know you don’t have to ask me that. You can stay here as long as you want.” Jungkook gave you a forced smile thanking you softly. You playfully rolled your eyes, shrugging him off. 

“You want another beer?” You asked and Jungkook nodded. Getting up from your bed you went to the kitchen grabbing two more beers.

 When you came back Jungkook was laid back on your bed comfortably staring up at the ceiling. You climbed next to him passing him his new beer. 

“Cuddles?” He asked after gulping down the drink halfway. 

“Hell yeah,” You agreed instantly making a giggle escape his lips. It was a beautiful sight. Jungkook had the best smile. “Big spoon or little spoon?” 

“Little,” 

You turned on your T.V flipping on a quick movie then got next to Jungkook. You leaned against the headboard while he laid on your belly allow you to rub and fiddle with his long hair. About mid-movie, you glanced down at Jungkook, just to check on how he was doing. Through the movie, you two had watched he’d barely moved an inch or said anything. Jungkook was already intently focused on your face. 

“What?” You laugh. “Do I have something on my face?”

He shook his head. “You’re always there for me, ____,” Jungkook says. 

“Of course I am kook.”  You shrug, fingers still sliding through his neck-length hair. “. I’ll always be there for you.”

Jungkook shifted off your stomach so that now he was face to face looking at you. “Don’t you ever get tired? Listening to the same old shit.”

“I get tired of the way she treats you. But I’ll never be tired of listening to you. You listen to me and my shit. Plus I’d be a pretty crap friend if I let you go through certain things alone.” 

You weren’t expecting it. You really weren’t. The possibility of it happening sometimes graced your dreams but the chances of it happening in real life were something you’d never even entertained. 

Jungkook’s warm lips being pressed against yours. It’d genuinely caught you off guard. Your eyes are still wide open, and your heart pumping on overtime. Jungkook pulled away taking in your expression, interpreting it the wrong way, and immediately began to profusely apologize. 

“Fuck- Fuck ____, shit I’m sorry. I-I don’t know what came-”

You cut him off pulling him back close by his black shirt and pressed your lips back against his. Your mouths began to move frantically against each other. The kiss quickly turning from a peck to a semi-sloppy, heated passion-filled makeout. Your heart felt like it was about to damn near burst out your chest now. The thumping growing so hard you’d be surprised if Jungkook couldn’t hear it himself. Sneakily you took your hand and pinched your wrist.

Yep, this was real. This was really happening. You were kissing your best friend. You were kissing Jeon Jungkook. 

Jungkook’s body leaned against yours pushing you down so you were now laying against the bed. Everything felt hot. Your face, your body, Jungkook’s body, everywhere. You could barely even think properly the only thing being on your mind is Jungkook and not letting your lips disconnect. 

It’s not until you feel warm fingers graze across your abdomen, dangerously close to the hem of your shorts when your brought back to reality. You jump a little at the sensation and Jungkook notices pulling away. 

“I’m sorry.” He mutters looking away. “Too much?”

You shake your head immediately trying to assure him differently. “No, no. It’s okay. You just caught me off guard that’s all.” 

Jungkook sat back, eyes still cast elsewhere in the room. 

“I-I don’t want to stop.” You said shakily.  Jungkook finally looked over at you, curiosity and unsureness riddled in them. 

“Really?” 

You nodded. Jungkook leaned forward hovering back over you. 

“Are you really sure, ____?” Junkook repeated again and you nodded once more then added. 

“I want to do this. I want you.” You confessed. 

After almost ten years of holding that to yourself, it felt good to finally let it out. To finally have the courage to tell the man you’d been in love with for practically half your life how much you wanted him.

Jungkook didn’t say anything but he didn’t need to. His lips crashing back against yours were all the words you needed. His hands fell back to your waist, giving a testing rub before dipping his hands into your light blue cloud design-filled pajama short. His fingers ghosted across your cunt making you shiver at the light sensation.

“You are so wet,” Jungkook grumbled against your lips. 

Finally, he pushed his hand inside your panties gently rubbing at your sensitive clit. Your eyes fluttered close, soft short breaths escaping from your mouth You still couldn’t even believe this was happening. Couldn’t believe that you finally had Jungkook in your arms and for once not only in a platonic way. 

Taking one single long digit Jungkook carefully pushed it into your cunt causing a breath moan to tumble off your tongue. Jungkook’s breath fans over your neck ever so often his lips coming into contact with your skin sucking and kissing on it. He stops for a brief moment pushing in another finger and you cry out even louder. The feeling of his fingers fucking into you at a moderate pace has your heels digging into the bed and legs trembling. 

“Kook-Kookie,” You moan out, fingers becoming tightly wrapped around his locks, holding his head close to your neck. Everything felt so good. Better than anything you’d imagined over the years.

When Jungkook’s finger pads brush against a certain spot you yelp out even louder in pleasure. “Right there.” You whisper. “Please don’t stop.” 

Jungkook obliges even more so by speeding up his fingers. It only takes a few more rubs against that spot until your legs begin to shake, tremors raking through it. You tugged unconsciously tugged at Jungkook’s hair even harder allowing the damn near blinding pleasure to take over. 

“Fuck, ____, “ Jungkook was grinning down at you when you finally open back up your eyes. “That was probably the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.” 

You felt your face grow hot at the subtle praise, a dazed smile finding its way onto your lips. Carefully Jungkook pulled his fingers out, then climbed over you to stand up and pull his baggy sweat pants down. You could see the print of his hard thick cock pressed angrily against his cotton briefs. When he pulls his boxers down his cock bounces proudly in the air. You weren’t surprised by the size. One time a few years ago you were on his phone and were surprised with seeing his dick pics. That time you were shocked, but now excitement coursed through your veins. There it was. Thick, long, and pretty, and finally all for you. 

Jungkook climbed back on top of you, helping you shimmy off your panties before wrapping your legs around his waist. He took his cock rubbing it a few times against your slit before gingerly pushing himself inside. 

You moaned out loudly, his cock stretching you out way more than you were ever used to previously. Jungkook’s head fell into the crook of your neck, letting out a string of expletives as he as well basks in the pleasure of your velvety walls sucking him in slowly. For a moment you two didn’t move just taking in the moment, sprinkling kisses against the other. 

“Move please,” You finally whimpered out, and without saying anything else Jungkook obliged. 

His hips began to skillfully knock against yours somehow stretching you out even more with each heavy thrust. You cried, wrapping your legs tighter against Jungkook and holding his progressively sweaty body against yours. 

Everything was perfect. Felt just the way you’d imagined it for years. 

It didn’t take long before you felt your end coming near again. Digging in your nails, and grasping onto his shoulder you braced yourself for the flood of pleasure that was about to invade your body. When it comes it comes strong causing your eyes to roll back and your body to convulse on the bed. 

Almost as if he is as well triggered by your orgasm a few high-pitched groans fall into your ears, his hips beginning to move faster and faster until Jungkook comes, shooting his warm come into your sopping pussy. 

You both stay pressed together for a moment before Jungkook pulls out rolling onto the side next to you. His cum is leaking out of you, dripping onto the sheets but you don’t really care. Rolling on your side you cuddle against his chest. 

The room was quiet for a while. 

“Did you like it?” You peak up at Jungkook. His eyes are focused blankly in front of him. His expression is unreadable. “Hey, are you okay?”

“Yeah, I loved it.” Jungkook announced. 

You smile snuggling closer to him. “Me too.”

You should’ve asked more questions, you really should’ve but instead, you closed your eyes and soon was lulled to sleep by the sound of his heartbeat unbenounced to the mess that would greet you the next morning. 

When you wake up the next day it is to the sound of shuffling in the room. As you open your eyes you see Jungkook in a rush moving around your room shoving his foot into his pants.

“Kook,” You mumbled rubbing your eyes sitting up in bed. “Where are you going? Is everything okay?” 

An expletive fell from his mouth. “Yeona called.” He said simply.  

“Okay? Did something happen?” You asked, still not fully alert nor wanting to understand what was going on. 

“No. Well yeah. She asked me to come back home.”

At this you become alert. Eyes popping open. “Huh?”

“Yeah,” Jungkook muttered, staring at the floor. 

“And you’re going to go back?” 

“Well...yeah….” He said as if it was obvious.

“But-but what about yesterday. Last night.”

“...it was fun.”

“That’s all it was...fun?” 

“What do you want me to say ____I love Yeona. What we did was fun but that’s all right?” 

You felt your heartbreak. It literally felt like it’d been shattered into many pieces and the number one perpetrator was Jeon Jungkook. You felt the tears burning in your eyes. Suddenly you were all too aware you felt the dry come stuck to your thighs and wanted to puke. 

“Go,” You chocked out. 

Jungkook listened. Didn’t even try to put up a fight. He just grabbed his shirt left out your room the front door of your apartment slamming behind him. You sat there for a moment, waiting for him to come back and say it was all a sick joke but he never did.

[liannelara-dracula]

Since you said that I can I ask you as much as I want, I would like just one request (reaction). I would ask this on another blogs, but you are the only great one and one who I am sure that will answer me as soon as possible. I already asked you for reaction of diaboys to film "365 days." I'm not a fan of that movie, but I wanted to know what would they think about it. Now I would like to know how would they react to "those" scenes in that film? (If you know what I mean) 🥰💓💓💓💓💓

   Awesome, sorry about being late with this but here it is! I'm going to include the reader as their gf just because I think it would funny. Also picture that the reading is sitting on the couch and they come and sit down with her.

Sakamaki

Shu: Watches it, but is really looking forward to seeing your reaction so he could tease you.

Y/N: "I'm changing this, it’s gross."

Shu: "Don't lie, you'd watch it. I can't believe you're into that kinda stuff. Admit it, you want me to do those things to you, you dirty girl."

Y/N: "I do not! And I wouldn't watch that, but of course you would."

Reiji: He is disgusted by how humans turn each other on.

Reiji: "What a deplorable way to be aroused. It has no passion whatsoever."

Y/N: "Maybe you should change the channel, Reiji, it doesn't seem-" 

Reiji: "Is this really what mortal women like you want?"

He really doesn't like it and hopes you don't . . . although secretly, he's thought about trying some of those moves.

Y/N: "Um, everyone is different, Reiji. But no."

Secretly, he’s DYING to try it.

Laito: OMG prepare yourself--like get a gun or something if you don't want him to try anything with you during the movie, including afterwards.

Laito: “That looks fun, bitch-chan. We should try it~”

Y/N: ”Oh my gosh, no! That’s disgusting! How could you even suggest that?!”

Laito: “What? It turns you off? Come now, bitch-chan, you can’t be serious--mortal women are aroused by the smallest things by male humans--can you imagine what arousal a vampire can give them.”

You began hitting him with a pillow, feeling fed up with his pervertedness.

Laito: “Ow, hey! No need to be hasty now, I was only kidding.”

You soon walked off, leaving him to watch the movie by himself.

Laito: “No wait, bitch-chan! Don’t leave me!”

Ayato: He digs those scenes in the movie, until Reiji decides to turn it off and confiscate it. But he’ll claim he could do better than the guy in the movie before Reiji ruins it for him. Tho, we all know he’s all talk and no action.

Ayato: “I could do so much better, babe.”

Y/N: “Oh, please, save your breath.”

A smirk appeared on his face.

Ayato: “Ooh, if anything I think you should save yours, babe. For defying me, the punishment I’m going to give you later will have you begging for me to stop.”

Y/N: “Oh, really? Or are you going to chicken out like you did last time?”

*Cue his brothers’ laughter right here.*

Y/N: Ayato: “What the hell you guys!”

Kanato: He don’t dig the movie at all. And he actually loves sex more than sucking blood, but this movie set him off.

Kanato: “That is not the way you pleasure a girl. He’s not classy about it.”

Y/n: “Oh boy, and I suppose you know how to be classy during sex?”

Kanato: “Of course I do, Y/N. Now, turn off this god awful movie so I can show you classy sex.”

Rip couch, honestly ya’ll

Subaru: He can’t believe he’s watching this with you. He wants to throw the tv or break it because he doesn’t want you to be uncomfortable. He will probably throw the tv at Laito tho since he’s making perverted remarks towards you.

Laito: “Fufu . . . I’m sure my little brother will have fun trying out those moves on you, little bitch.”

Subaru: “Tch! Leave her the hell alone, would you?! Otherwise, I’ll throw you out the fuckin’ window!”

Laito: “Come now, Subaru. I’m only trying to lighten the tension between you two.”

Subaru: “Shut the hell up!”

Y/N: “Subaru, really, it’s fine.”

In the end, you ended up missing the movie because you had to break them up making sure he wouldn’t kill Laito.

Kino: He will not watch it with you, he’ll sit next to you but he’s on his phone. Kino finds the movie dumb and he’ll tease you about watching it.

Kino: “Human girls are so easily turned on.”

Y/N: “We are not, besides I’m only watching this because everyone’s talking about it.”

Kino: “Sure, sure. But you realize vampire sex is better.”

Y/N: “Kino!!!”

Mukami

Ruki: He’s a little intrigued by the fact that his girlfriend would actually watch such an erotic movie considering you were somewhat shy.

Ruki: “I gotta say, I’m a little surprised you’d be into an erotic movie.”

Y/n: “I’m not into erotic movies, Ruki--I didn’t know this was one actually. In fact, I’m going to change it.”

Ruki: “You’re not into them, yet I can sense your arousal. . .oh wait, that’s because of me.”

Y/n: “It is not! And I am not aroused by that. You’re using that as an excuse just to embarrass me!”

Ruki: “No, I just think you should admit that you want me right now.”

And the endless bickering between you too only continues.

Yuma: The sex scenes just throw him off and he calls out the dude a lot for his moves.

Yuma: “He’s not doing it right.”

Y/n: “You say that about any intimate scene in a movie, Yuma.” (It’s true he does.)

Yuma: “Are you admitting you like those moves, little pig?” He questioned.

Y/n: “No! Of course not! It’s weird and unattractive! God, how could you even think that?! It’s gross.”

Yuma: “What? You don’t seem to have a problem when we do those kinds of things.” He chuckled.

Y/n: “Yuma!” You jumped placing your hands over his mouth to keep him quiet. As you didn’t want anyone to know what your sex life with him was like.

Kou: He’s slightly surprised to see you watching a movie, although he’s pretty casual about it. Tho he will tease you just a little.

Kou: “Look’s like I caught a naughty kitten.”

Y/n: “Ah, I’m only watching it cause my friends were talking about it, but it isn’t something I’m into.”

Kou: “Ohhh, you don’t need to be shy. Besides, I know you’re saying that just because I walked in here.”

Y/n: “What?! I’m not that kind of person.”

Kou: “Ohhh, but I think you are.” He say pinning you down on the couch. 

(It’s going to be a long night for y/n yall.)

Azusa: Kinda like Kou, but he wouldn’t tease you but would prefer you wouldn’t watch it.

Azusa: “Y/n. . . What are you watching. . .?”

Y/n: “Oh, um, it’s 365 Days. Everyone keeps talking about it, but it’s alright.”

Azusa: “Ah. . .could I watch it. . .with you Y/n?”

Y/n: “Sure.”

A few minutes later and one of those scenes showed up.

Azusa: “Oh . . . Y/n cover your eyes. . .please.” Because you didn’t, his hand ended up covering your eyes.

Y/n: “Azusa, it’s ok. I’m not a little kid.” You giggled.

Azusa: “No, Y/n. . .let’s watch a nice movie. . .this is too crazy for you.” (he’s so sweet. Someone protect him.)

Tsukinami

Carla: He doesn’t get it and he doesn’t like it, and hopes you don’t want him to do that to you. But he doesn’t mind showing you what he’s capable of.

Carla: “How could humans be turned on by that?”

Y/n: “It’s just a movie, Carla, they over-do everything.”

Carla: “You’re telling me, his sloppiness makes me question humans even more.”

Y/n: “Well that’s human boys, human girls aren’t the erotic ones here. Besides, I’m sure it’s the same for vampires.”

Carla: “How much are you willing to test that out, dear?”

Shin: Tease, tease, and endless tease. He won’t stop till you get annoyed.

Shin: “Just admit it, you made me watch the movie with you just hoping I’d be in the mood today.”

Y/n: “Noo! Shin, I didn’t know the movie had those scenes, I swear.”

Shin:  “You didn’t read the description? How much more are you going to lie?”

Y/n: “I didn’t really read it, I’m serious.”

Shin: “Prove it too me then--because it’s not, then say you want to have sex with me.”

Y/n: “What?!”

Shin: “Y/n, if its not true its not hard to lie about it. Now come on say it.”

Y/n: “I will not, you’re just going to use that against me.”

Shin: “Oh c’mon, say it.” He said with a playful grin on his face.

Y/n: “No.”

Shin: “Say it.” He tackled you on the coach now tickling you about it.

Y/n: “No! Stop--Ahh that tickles!”

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Hi! ☺️ Can I request a one shot where the reader is dating Oikawa and he introduces her to the team but she looks like one of those types of mean girls so the team thinks she’s gonna be one of his old gfs that are really clingy or rude to the team but she actually ends up being the most wholesome/sweetest person ever? Thank you 🥺

ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴏɪᴋᴀᴡᴀ ᴄᴀɴ ꜱᴄᴏʀᴇ

ꜱʏɴᴏᴘꜱɪꜱ: when Oikawa brings his girlfriend to practice one day, the team sees all of his exes in her; but, Seijoh is definitely in for a nice surprise

ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: fluff, mild angst if you really squint and think deeper than the story itself – totally unnecessary if you ask me 

ᴀ/ɴ: making Oikawa’s life sad and difficult is my spiritual calling, thank you anon <3 it’s no 5k smut or 10k slow-burner, but I hope my 2k fluff will be able to make up for the fact that I literally had nothing prepared for him this morning T^T

Oikawa talking nonsense during practice wasn’t anything unusual; especially during the evening practice after a school day, and while everyone needed some well-deserved rest, Oikawa seemed to fuel himself with his nonstop talking.

“Is there an off button on him or something?” Makki groaned as he listened to Oikawa talk about how he made a new Pinterest board the previous night with new milk bread recipes he found and wanted to try; and when he said he, he meant Iwaizumi because out of the two, he’s the only decent cook.

“I’m not spending my money and time on making you milk bread, Shittykawa.” Iwaizumi made himself clear as he was folding the net. He rolled his eyes when Oikawa started whining, telling them how he really needed a good and decent milk bread made for next week. It was then that Mattsun came along and joined the trio bickering, Oikawa’s comment stuck with him as he smirked at the whining boy.

“Since when do you need a milk bread made for a specific day? You eat them whenever no matter the time and day.” He crossed his arms over his chest and leaned back on one of the net’s poles, smirk widening as he saw the blush on Oikawa’s face growing in intensity. Makki looked between the two, not missing Mattsun’s wink, and seemed to catch on. Iwaizumi looked among the three, interested, but still too tired to actually keep up with the conversation itself.  

However, the way his best friend was glowing red, hands manically waving in front of him made Iwaizumi all the more curious. He looked between the smirking pair and his frantic friend, all the puzzle pieces seemingly falling into place. But, that meant...

“You have a girlfriend, Shittykawa?” Oikawa pouted and averted his eyes from Iwaizumi’s stare. Bingo.

“I can’t believe you’re dating someone and didn’t bother telling us,” Makki jokingly sobbed and wiped a fake tear from his eye, watching as Oikawa buried his face in his hands. “How long have you two been together?”

They could hear Oikawa murmur something, but it was inaudible, his words muffled by his hands. “Come again?” Mattsun teased, approaching the shorter male and removing his hands from his red face. Iwaizumi stood by the side, smirking at the thought of his best friend having a girlfriend. It was most likely one of his one-week relationships, he thought as he waited for Oikawa to answer.

“Three months...”

Huh? They looked at each other and back to Oikawa, the male pouting, the gym floor grabbing his attention. His eyes were fixed downwards, not daring to look any of his closest friends in the eye. He knew what they would say, but he didn’t have the will to listen to that same conversation for the millionth time.

“You’re telling me,” Iwaizumi started, slowly approaching the trio and leaving the net behind, “you’ve been dating someone for three months and didn’t tell us?” Oikawa visibly flinched at the way he emphasized the duration of his relationship. If he were in Iwaizumi’s shoes, he would’ve felt bad and left out as well.

“I knew what you were going to say, so I stayed quiet,” Oikawa said to the trio, shrugging his shoulders.

“Wow, what a valid reason.” Makki joked and slightly glared at the brunette, “we have to repeat it all the time because you never learn.”

Oikawa’s eyes widen at his comment, but immediately narrowed. “I never learn? What is that supposed to mean, Makki?” He crossed his arms over his chest, his gaze hard as he looked at him. Both Mattsun and Iwaizumi could see where this was heading, so they decided to intervene.

“What he meant, Oikawa,” Iwaizumi stood a few meters in front of him, “is that...you never know how to pick out a proper partner for yourself.”

Oikawa looked taken aback, again, as the other two nodded and confirmed Iwaizumi’s comment. “That’s true. All your previous relationships included bitchy chicks, how do you even find them?”

“I, how, what...that’s so not true!?” He stumbled on his words, curls bouncing on the top of his head as he rapidly shook his head in denial. “I always choose them right.”

Mattsun quirked an eyebrow at that comment. “So, when your second ex-girlfriend came to practice and poured soda on you because you spent ‘too much time at practice’ and cheated on you the next day, is your vision of choosing the right girl?”

“Or when your third ex-girlfriend started spreading rumors at school that we’re all gay and fuck each other daily in the locker room? And, she also cheated on you that same week.”

Oikawa kept quiet while they started listing all of his failures of relationships. “Okay, fine!” He stopped them, too embarrassed to have them continue rambling on, “I know I’ve made a few mistakes in the past-“

“A few?”

“Oh, shut it Makki,” he glared at him before continuing, “I am aware of my mistakes, but she’s different. This relationship is different.” He looked at them, his eyes pleading them to accept his decision, but they were all too familiar with Oikawa’s state post-breakup to let him go through it again.

“I’m not sure, Oikaw-“

“I’ll bring her to our next practice!” He cut Iwaizumi off, his sudden yell surprising all of them. Oikawa seemed to realize what he blurted out and ran a hand through his hair, cursing at himself for rushing into things. “I didn’t want you guys to meet her, yet,” he started, sighing as he looked back to his friends, “but, I promise you. She’s different from the others.”

The trio exchanged glances, Oikawa’s pleading eyes dancing across every one of his friends.

Iwaizumi sighed. “Fine. We can’t wait to meet her then.”

Oikawa scoffed, looking at his friends one more time before exiting the gym. “I’ll prove you guys wrong.”

Oikawa wanted to barf. He had the urge to turn around and run away from the gym doors and you, he had the need to be alone; even though standing beside him was someone he could finally call his true partner. A girlfriend who didn’t want to spread false rumors, who didn’t want to pour soda on him, who didn’t want to cut his volleyball shoes...

Oikawa finally felt like he hit the jackpot with you, but, what if he stumbles upon a dead-end once again, when the team finally sees you and tell him you’re not right for him?

“Tooru,” your gentle voice pulled him away from his thoughts, “why are you so nervous?” You tightly held one of his hands in yours while the other carried a bag filled with sweets. You looked at your boyfriend’s worried face, providing him with a reassuring smile to calm down his nerves.

“I’m just...I don’t even know.” He let out a groan, throwing his head back. Few weren’t aware of Oikawa’s past relationships, they were that known and the way they were broken off was also something to remember. You were one of the many that knew exactly how Oikawa Tooru got screwed over, time and time again.

“We can do this.” You give his hand a tight squeeze and placed your hand on the gym door, ready to push it open. “Ready?” He looked at you again, a nervous smile on his face as he weakly nodded; he was nowhere near ready, but he had to do this for you and the relationship.

“Ready.”

Pushing the door open, the sound made the team stop their practice to look at the people entering. The rest of the team was aware that they’d have a visitor, but none of them were particularly excited when they found out it was Oikawa’s girlfriend.

“Do I have to bring a new set of shoes for Oikawa or hope that she won’t spread any more false rumors?” It was Kunimi who talked first after finding out about the visitor, making everyone chuckle and laugh at the memory.

“Maybe she’ll do something completely different,” Makki added in on the fun, the laughter ongoing as the team waited for their captain to come with his new girlfriend.

Iwaizumi cracked a smile as well, but he couldn’t overlook the nervous feeling in his stomach. His best friend may be an idiot, but he wasn’t a bad person. It was like everything was against Oikawa finding a decent partner, let alone someone he can consider for the long-run.  

He only watched as they joked around, his eyes constantly looking at the gym door, waiting for them to open. He prayed that whoever comes into the gym and beside Oikawa, was someone he could actually call Oikawa’s girlfriend.

And there, at the entrance was someone who had a striking resemblance to Oikawa’s previous girlfriends.

“Doesn’t she remind you of ex-girlfriend number four?” Yahaba whispered to the team, eyeing you curiously. “What did she do again?” Kindaichi whispered back, the number of relationships his senpai has had overflowing his memory. “She’s the one who cut his jersey because he had practice and couldn’t fit in a date,” Makki added, not whispering at all and earning himself a hard slap across the back. He winced and glared at Iwaizumi, rubbing the sore spot as he straightened his back.

“Guys,” by the time the commotion settled, Oikawa and his girlfriend were already in front of them. “This is my girlfriend, Y/N. And Y/N, this is my team.” He introduced you to the team, you smiling at them before formally introducing yourself.

“It’s nice to finally, meet all of you! Oikawa talks highly about his team and I couldn’t wait to meet you,” you smiled at the team, but they only looked at you shocked in return. Makki leaned in to whisper in Watari’s ear. “She smiled...but there was no hint of evil in it?” He yelped at the force of Iwaizumi’s hand slapping the back of his neck.

He was also the first one to approach you. “Nice to meet you Y/N.” He shook your hand and give you a small smile, “I’m Iwaizumi Hajime, your boyfriend’s best friend.”

And, with that, every team member introduced themselves to you.

“Why is she acting so nice?” The team gathered around the bench, looking at you as you laugh and talk to Oikawa; his face burning red as the tips of his ears become hot. Iwaizumi kept looking closely at you, not knowing what to make of this situation. Since when could Oikawa find someone like you on his own?

“What is wrong with all of you!?” Oikawa whispered, appearing out of nowhere and making Makki drop his water bottle. They all look at their captain, his face red, but they couldn’t guarantee that it was the same blush he had from earlier, while he was talking to you.

“You’re acting like she’s the spawn of Satan! Can’t you see she’s normal?” He sighed exasperatedly and ran a hand through his hair. “Well, considering that all your previous girlfriends were the devil itself, you gotta give us a break,” Mattsun added and looked at you talking to Kyoutani and Yahaba.

Both of them looked rather calm and willing to talk to you, to the surprise of many. Kyoutani isn’t someone who you’d describe as people-friendly, but he didn’t look intimidating as usual while talking to you, and he seemed interested in whatever you were talking about.

Oikawa glared at him and turned his direction to Iwaizumi, looking directly at his best friend and making Iwaizumi’s eyes widen in surprise with the intensity of his stare. “Don’t you trust me?”

Iwaizumi was ready to answer, he truly was, but he couldn’t help but thank you for arriving at the given moment – his words wouldn’t be so encouraging and positive.

“Hey, guys!” They turn to look at you rummaging through the bag you brought with you. “I know how hard practice is for all of you, so I bought some protein bars for you guys!” Out of the bag, you took out a dozen and more protein bars, handing them out to each of them. “I didn’t know what kind you guys liked, but Oikawa did tell me the brand you all preferred, so I just bought two of each kind!”

Adding all the sweet and caring acts together, the team stopped to think. Maybe Oikawa really found someone nice and caring. At least, that’s what the team could describe you. There wasn’t anything that made them etiquette you as a rude and clingy person, like all his previous girlfriends, so they relaxed. Maybe this was the time Oikawa actually made the right choice.

“Is there poison in this or?”

“Makki!” It was Oikawa this time that slapped him at the back of his neck at his joke, making you laugh and, soon enough, the rest of the team join in. It was unbelievable, but Oikawa actually hit the jackpot this time with you, and Iwaizumi could finally, sigh in relief.

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Episode 5-Play by Play Reactions (Spoilers)

Bruh I’m so friggin excited

Thanks for reminding me of mobius and Loki being pruned… I totally needed that

Man tom has really beautiful eyes

IM SO EXCITED FOR ALLIGATOR LOKI

Back in the TVA huh?

Upside down Dutch camera angle huh?

I really hope they introduce Kang, I mean, Ravonna IS Kang’s GF in the comics

Okay we left the TVA

Ruined New York purgatory?

Digging this soundtrack

Alioth??? Hello??? Who is you???

Ravonna doesn’t know either? Hmmm I don’t trust her

BRUH I CALLED IT!!! THEY CANT DESTROY TIMELINES THEY CAN ONLY CUT THEM OFF

I don’t believe her… if she really wanted to know who was behind this after watching the timekeepers prove to be fake then why on earth would she prune Loki then huh?

GATOR LOKI IS SO CUTE

Damn emotional Loki

“Which I’m heartbroken to report I didn’t even find all that strange.” Poor baby

Bruh stop trippin

Bruh I’m trying so hard not to laugh rn. The way old Loki is talking to alligator Loki is killing me. I have been watching Jessie recently with the kids I babysit and now I’m being reminded of Mrs. Kipling, the Asian water monitor.

Loki is so done with this lmaoo

Okay wow these subtitles are having big trouble keeping up and staying accurate…

Poor Loki lmao

Kid Loki killed thor oh my gosh

How??? Why??? But Loki isn’t evil!!! Well, maybe THIS version is I guess…

Oh hey Mjolnir

Wait what’s in the jar?? IS THAT FROG THOR? THROG?? OH MY GOSH IT IS

Bruh they all have glorious purposes

Loki don’t be a simp

Mall Santa throne

Miss minutes is back

Miss minutes is sus

I still don’t trust Ravonna

Called it

Treacherous biotch

She’s behind it I know it. Working for her BF Kang

She’s behind it bruh I know

Just one good memory?? AGHHHHHH MY BELOVED

She pruned herself!!!

SYLVIE MY BELOVED

Lmaooooo black Loki liar

Haha alligator Loki ate the neighbors cat

Bruh I’m getting major Paradigm vibes (you need to check out that game if you haven’t)

“But blades are worthless in face of a Loki sorcery” at least THIS man gets it

He missed his brother and of course the TVA goes “hahaha no you’re not allowed.”

God of Outcasts is better than the Loser Club don’t @ me

Sooo whats black Lokis past then? And what about more of kids Loki?

Lmao sounds terrifying as a woman Loki

Please don’t make Sylvie the crutch to save the day. Let tom hiddleston be the hero please

They’re gonna laugh at his plan

Called it

OH EVEN MORE LOKIS HOW LOVELY

PRESIDENT LOKI

Oh hey Sylvie

You in a nest?

Oh my

Girl you better run

Hahahahaha uh oh

Oh my! She’s sending stuff

MOBIUS OH MY GOSH YES

I’m calling it now it’s him

YES YES YES YES YES

HELL YEA MY GUY

Two tom Hiddleston’s

So how did he get an army

Lmao

The chaos is palpable

OH??????

WHAT

ALLIGATOR LOKI BIT OFF PRESIDENT LOKIS HAND AND THEN HE SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL

I’m not so happy about the way that ended. At least not with the girlish scream from president Loki… seemed wildly out of character.

I’m so confused

I have no idea how to feel

Lmao TVA Loki is so damn confused and over everything

Alligator Loki didn’t betray you!! He’s a good boy!

How do you know it’s a death sentence??? Huh??? Maybe it’s the answer!

Sooo does every single pruned person ever get sent here or his mobius also a Loki?

HAHAHA I CALLED IT! ALIOTH IS THE ANSWER.

Cannibals huh? Lovely

Hold on guys it’s Lokis love

“Is he a coward or is he being brave?” “Not too sure.” Same

REUNION BABY

Us as an alligator

Stop bickering

Please please please give Loki a good moment. Let him be badass please for God’s sake

What happened to the hunter from the last episode?

Oh here we are

Please they better not hurt her

I know she wasn’t trustworthy. Gosh I hate Renslayer.

She’s still tryna protect whoever gave her power. Renslayer I will revel in your defeat.

Man I’ve missed mobius

Mobius cares about Loki!!! Even Sylvie knows!

Wdym it’s cold? Homie your a frost giant

LOKI CAN CONJURE BLANKIES. New fanfic idea oh heck yea.

Lmao oh great they’re in denial about feelings

Awkward teens in love

You have Loki!

Oh gosh the awkward tension!

AWWWWW HE SHARED THE BLANKET

It’s like watching two awkward teenagers on their first date ever in their lives.

Yea loki but you were also betrayed by your father and home sooooo

Loki. You know you can be happy without ruling.

Together.

Oh my gosh my heart is loving the awkwardness

What the freak are those bird like things

Still better than the devils anus

I need Sylvie to teach Loki how to enchant

He’s sticking beside her

FLAME SWORD HELL YEA

Conjured a hilt. Can you please conjure a badass asgardian outfit too?

Burn it to the ground.

OH MY GOSH I KOVE THEM ALL

Hug

Hug

Hug

Please

YESSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HE CALLED MOBIUS A FRIEND

Mobius how dare you call Sylvie your favorite

Tom you will always be my favorite

Reminds me kind of Dormamu

The skull in alioth looks like a wolf skull

Loki if you get yourself killed I’ll never forgive you

Is this where he does the come and get me?

CALLED IT

Flame sword babyyyy

What’s going to work? Teeeeaaaamwork

LOKI TEAM UP

HOLY CRAP THAT LOKI IS POWERFUL

HOMIE RECREATED ASGARD

HOLY CRAP

ENCHANT TOGETHER YESSS

OH MY GOSH

THIS IS SO COOL

Cmon Loki you can do it!!

Save old Loki cmon!

YESSSSSSAAAA

SAVE HIM PLEASE

Please

Pease

Please

Glorious purpose

Don’t die please

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No….. MARVEL STOP KILLING OUR LOKIS FOR GOD SAKE

They did it! But old Loki is gone… and I’m sad…

Where’s kid Loki and gator Loki?

Are we not gonna see black Loki again? I was excited for him

Don’t you dare go to credits

YOU SONNUVA

At least it ended on a happier note this time…

But I miss old Loki already… please tell me he’s not dead… but I suppose since pruning already doesn’t kill them, it’d be cheap to have Alioth also not kill them..

Rest In Peace old Loki. You died with honor in battle… you will be in Valhalla. I know it.

I heard the Kablooie gum was a reference to Calvin and Hobbes and lemme just say that is the best thing ever

Dang no end credit or mid credit scene

Wow this was a crazy episode. Some parts I loved, some parts I was very much not happy with. Mostly the scene with president Loki. I hoped that would be much longer and that it would play more into the overall story, not just a throwaway scene to reference a comic and have a quick laugh. I’m fine with alligator Loki biting off that Loki’s hand, but not with the childish scream afterwards… that felt very out of character.

Can’t wait for the final episode!!! Nothing better happen to Loki or Sylvie. I hope we get to see the other Lokis again. I also want to know more about kid Loki and black Loki. Why did kid Loki kill Thor and how? What’s up with black Loki and what was his nexus event? We didn’t even get to learn about his hammer. I’m fine with not learning about alligator Loki. It’s fine to have that be a fun mystery imo. It was funny seeing throg very briefly too. But I have too many questions that I know won’t be answered in only one more episode which is disappointing. Maybe we can learn more in the supposedly confirmed season two? I hope so. I’m really curious about how they are going to wrap things up and what the fates of everyone will be. I hope this isn’t an isolated event that doesn’t tie into phase four at all. I really want Loki in Multiverse of Madness. Not just Sylvie although idk if we can get both of them in, but I don’t want this show to be Sophia Di Martino’s only appearance in the MCU.

I trust tom Hiddleston but I know marvel doesn’t always allow him to shine through as much as he could. I’m so hopeful for this show but my anxiety is also skyrocketing.

[smolpyromaniacpirate]

RWBY GF Scenarios

New Character: Kali Belladonna

How you met  

As fun as you thought this might have been, you’re starting to regret your decisions. Maybe, if a bit of trouble wasn’t so tempting you wouldn’t be running for your life right now. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves, you’re not a bad person, neither a good one. You just… do whatever you want.  

“Okay guys! We can talk this out!” You shout back at them, but they simply swear loudly, criticising your mother. “Yeesh.” You mutter, one hooligan approaching you quite rapidly. You might not be as fast as you thought. Right now, you’re running. While a gang of con-artists and mercenaries chase you with promises of the most gruesome deaths their little minds could think of.  

“You know, you talked about professionalism, but this isn’t very professional!” You mock, laughing silently under your breath. “You little bitch! We had a deal!” “Sorry what was that? I can’t hear over the sound of how I tricked your stupid asses!” You snickered as you jumped over a vault.  

But you might be all bark and no bite, because the dude is catching up. Suddenly you have an idea… you might not be physically fast but your mind works wonders. Clinging on the briefcase with your rich future in it, you remember who has the biggest house around Menagerie.  

I just have to lose them.      

“Hey guys! Hugo is selling your dust behind your backs!” You point at the front man, the one who was almost reaching you. All eyes of the gang land on him, and the biggest – probably the leader – growls. “What?! Hugo, we trusted you man!” He drops his arms aggressively as if frustrated. Hugo whimpers and shakes his head.  

“No boss! I-It was just a little money on the side, my family needed it.” “If Lisa and little Junior needed money you could’ve told us.” The leader grumbles, sighing as he seemed betrayed. Some of the other gang members nodded, worried after Hugo. But really, you didn’t have time for this, now was your chance.  

You quietly sneaked behind a building, as soon as you turned the corner you sprinted away towards the Belladonna’s house. You could hide there for a few days… probably.  

The house wasn’t that hard to find, it took a few minutes to get there, and when you sneaked into their balcony you groaned out of breath. Damn, I am not in shape.      

You glanced at the briefcase and breathed in relief, at least it was worth it. “Jena, I think there’s someone outside.” Oh no, someone must have heard you. You reached towards the balcony railings again, but the sliding door was pushed open swiftly. You shrieked at the sudden appearance of a guard.  

“Miss Belladonna, there is an intruder. A human too…” Who you assumed was Jena spoke. She seemed to be speaking to someone inside, whom you were sure was the Miss Belladonna herself. Kali Belladonna. You weren’t sure if jumping now was a good option, the most likely outcome would be two broken legs. You really didn’t have a choice though…  

You got ready to take the leap, but as Kali stepped outside, your eyes meeting, you lost your footing and tripped on the balcony, head hitting the railing.  

Shit.      

         You start to hang out  

“Okay you know, if you keep being stubborn I will throw you out.” Kali warned, trying to hold your head still. “But it hurts!” You whine. She groans quite tired, and applies pressure on your wound. You wince as the medicine takes effect on the open wound. “You’re lucky you didn’t break your skull open.” “Well with a railing made of bamboo I think that’s near impossible.” “I’ll hit you with that bamboo if you don’t stay still.” You both bicker.  

You were awake for around an hour now, Kali was too generous to leave you passed out on her balcony, or to throw you out. As she had repeated countless times, she took great pity once you clumsily stumbled and hit your head instead of managing to run away. Not something you were very proud of for first impressions, though you had done worse.  

“By the way, why do you have a briefcase with 100 billion liens?” Kali brushed a bit of the wound again, making you cringe back but she was stubborn. “Don’t worry I’ll be sure to pay your ‘generosity’ once I set myself to be a successful billionaire.” You scoffed. She stared at you, a bit amused before brushing another bit of the wound.  

“Soooo it’s not yours…?” She asked. You pressed your lips together and glanced at the far-off window. “Maaaybe…” “You stole it?” “I don’t know… Did I? I must’ve done it in my sleepwalking habits.” You laughed to yourself. All of a sudden, her pressure on the wound seemed to purposely hurt you.  

“Hey watch it! I’m delicate.” You jolted up, sitting up on the couch. She raised an eyebrow at you. “Ah yes, because such a delicate flower would be able to steal while she’s not even conscious.” Her tone dripping sarcasm. “Ah ah.” You laid back down and she got busy again with the wound.  

“Well I know all about you Kali Belladonna. Previously married to the White Fang chief, windowed now with a child while Menagerie boasts on the internet about their MILF leader-“ You caught yourself in the middle once she glared at you. “Ah yes, a sensitive subject.” You crossed your arms, grinning up at her.  

She shook her head and stopped treating your wound. She stood up and started packing the medical kit up. “What? You don’t like being a hot leader?” You asked, sitting up again. She sighed, though you could not see her expression. “No that’s not it.” She then turned away from you and left the room.  

“Well at least she knows…” You muttered, still very confused about the way the mood had changed. At least you were sure to see her more.  

She realizes her feelings  

“You know, she can’t stay here forever Miss Belladonna – she’s been here for a three weeks now. You have a child to think about, and she’s a thief.” Garrison spoke, his spear off to the side as he crossed his arms. Kali sat comfortably on her chair. Jena, stood close to her, her most trusted guard and friend.  

Kali sighed. “I know, I know. But she’s still injured.” “Not to burst you bubble Miss but she can perfectly walk and leave.” “A gang is after her Garrison.” “Yes, because she stole from them.” Kali groaned, her patience running thin. “She hasn’t done anything wrong to me and my family. I’m not about to throw her to the wolfs just because she stole something from a bunch of murderers.” Kali replied, Garrison simply frowned and turned stiff.  

“She’s our Mistress Garrison. If she trusts the girl, I trust her too.” Jena added, making Kali smile at her sympathetically.  

“Mama! Look! I’m huuuuuge!” Little Blake’s voice resounded the hallway, as soon as she was in view, Blake let out a giggle. Kali’s eyes turned wide, almost as if something sudden had hit her. “Yeah, you’re taller than everyone here Blakey!” You laughed, holding the girl up as she sat on your shoulders, waving her arms childishly.  

“Hey Kali-“ You glanced at her, but you smile quickly turned to a frown. “You okay?” Before Kali had realized, small drops of tears had started to fall. Maybe it was the way Blake was only this happy when Ghira was still alive. Or the way that the sight of you with Blake made all of you look like a happy family. Or maybe the way Kali’s heart fluttered with feeling of adoration at both of you.  

She couldn’t quite place it, but she thought that maybe her life could return to normal. That maybe you were her hope to happiness again. That maybe… she loved a witty delinquent like you.  

         Confessing and First Kiss  

“Seriously Kali? Right now?” “Mama!” Both you and little Blake complained. Kali had just started cleaning the room, and was vacuuming around the TV area, where you and Blake were playing a video game. Kali had sneaked in front of the TV, covering both you and Blake’s vision.  

Though the view of her curving wasn’t so bad either- That’s beyond the point. “Are you losing or winning sweetie?” Kali asked her daughter. “I’m losing Mama.” She replied, her little fingers pressing random buttons on her scroll. “Okay then.” Suddenly Kali moved out of the way and turned off the vacuum cleaner. “I’ll distract her.” Kali winked at the small faunus, whom beamed at her and started focusing on the game.  

“You know, you just being here is enough distraction.” You flirted, making Kali laugh. She sat next to you and watched the game. “Which one are you?” She asked. “I’m the one with the green ninja suit.” You were too focused to properly look at her, but you saw movement from her side which properly meant she nodded.  

But quite suddenly she took your scroll from your hands and stood up, ready to run away. You blocked her, rapidly standing up too. Blake glanced only for a second before snickering mischievously. You peeked at the game and saw little Blakey taking advantage to beat you.  

“Kali! C’mon, don’t be like that!” “You’re playing a game against a child, you could at least go easy on her.” Kali laughed, trying to shift around the couch, but you blocked her again. “I believe in equality…” You replied. Kali laughed again as you saw the similar laugh from Blake as she was near depleting all of your health.  

“Okay that’s enough.” You marched your way to Kali, but the woman simply tried dodging you, unluckily for her, the vacuum cleaner’s cable was still spread on the floor. Kali gasped as soon as her foot got caught, and she fell towards you. You, startled, tried to stop her, but it was too late.  

You hit your back on the carpet, thankfully not hitting you head anywhere as Kali dropped on top of you. Little Blake cheered once the game screen said ‘player 2 wins’ but you simply groaned as you opened your eyes. Kali eyed you worriedly, as you blinked at her. “Are you okay?” “You’re on top of me, of course I’m great.” You chuckled. Kali breathed a sigh of relief as little Blake rushed outside to tell all the guards she had won the game.  

Kali sat up, now straddling your waist as you pushed yourself a bit up, using your elbows. “You know… if I knew you were this comfy I would’ve pounced on you earlier.” “If I knew you looked this sexy on top of me I would’ve let you earlier too.” You replied. She grinned before her eyes travelled down your face. She didn’t hide the fact that she was gazing at your lips now.  

You gave her a smirk and she didn’t need any other indication. She leaned towards you, her hands caressing your face. She halted as soon as she was one breath away from you. “You know… I really like you.” She spoke and you chuckled darkly. “If my flirting wasn’t indication enough… I also really like you.” And she kissed you. Both your lips meeting in some sort of hesitating passion, but Kali was surprised at your strength, as you sat completely, pushing her back as she still cradled your lap.  

[Bonus: “Here here! See-“ “Oh God Miss Belladonna!” Jena covered her eyes and little Blake’s as both you and Kali broke apart, laughing embarrassedly. “She distracted me!”]      

         Semblances  

“I mean, I have been curious.” Kali trailed off, her legs crossing maturely as she sat on her usual chair, on the other side of the desk. “You’re the chieftain of Menagerie. And you’re curious about my semblance?” You joked, but Kali simply stood up, smiling at you. She then walked around the desk. “I’m curious about my girlfriend’s semblance.” She corrected you.  

You smirked and approached her, pushing her onto the desk as the woman sat on it too comfortably. She wrapped her arms around your neck, playing with your hair affectionately. You rested your hands on the desk at her sides. “Well… there are many things you might be curious about me.” You replied, gazing up at her. She pecked the corner of your lips and chuckled. “I am curious about what you can do to me-“  

BAM!      

Suddenly, both you and Kali glanced at the fallen door of Kali’s office. Garrison fallen on top of the door, almost like he had been leaning on the door. He glanced up at both you as you pulled away from her. He was red on his face.  

“M-M-Miss! I-I wasn’t- I apologize. The door just-“ Kali frowned and got off the desk, approaching the guard as the man stood up, embarrassedly fixing his posture. “Were you spying on us?” She asked, and the guard jolted. He shifted his eyes as he sweated nervously.  

“Of course not Miss! T-That would be extremely rude.” He replied. You approached both and gently fixed your gaze on the man. Kali glanced at you. “Were you spying on us Garrison?” Your voice was stern and demanding. Kali felt a sudden chill and Garrison shrieked scared. “Yes. I heard you two since Miss Belladonna said ‘girlfriend’. It was extremely hot and now I need to go to the bathroom.” Garrison answered.  

“Go then.” You replied, and Garrison ran as fast he could, rushing to the bathroom with small cries of panic. Kali gazed at you, impressed and confused. “What did you…” “My semblance. I can force people the truth.” You replied. Kali was left with her mouth agape, in shock. “For example… What do you want to do Kali?” “I want to take you to bed and have se-“ “Be more quiet you two!” Jena yelled from the other room.  

[someobscurereference]

oh ok so fun fact! u totally have multiple fe anons now! XD theres def at least 2 of us, maybe more tho. im NOT the anon from the last ask, but dragons gate idea! holy shit. this is the Dream Scenario, tell me more. like i think the trio would be way more comfy staying knowing they could visit home whenever they wanted. how do encounters with the other future kids go? i imagine that tho they bicker they actually care about one another quite a bit? do the royal sibs get shovel talked?

Multiple!!! Anons!! I guess I’ve been suspecting that for a bit now but it’s finally been #confirmed and I’m still as surprised as if it were day one, lol. I’ve been addressing some asks as though they’re all from the same anon when they’re probably not. Whoops! At least I can be more careful from here on out ;)

Dragon’s Gate Scenario (where the timelines between Nohr and Ylisse actually match up) is best scenario because allowing the Trio to visit their family and and friends without leaving Nohr behind makes my heart warm and happy. I agree that they’d be wayyyy more comfy with this ability.  (Also buckle up bc we’re about to talk about some timeline stuff right here)

I’m pretty convinced most the fe13 crew thinks the Awakening Trio is dead by now, tbh. Which makes me so sad!!! And I don’t want it to be true!! But from what it seems, Anankos showed up right when all the future kids were gonna split ways and was like “please save my kingdom” and threw a paper with where to meet (probably wraped around a brick or something and it nearly hits Inigo, lmao) and then he left. So Owain, Inigo, and Severa go off to check it out, but?? They probably didn’t except to be gone for literal years? Because it’s definitely been years. 

I think Selena makes some comment that implies she remembers Corrin as a young child but that feels a little too long for me/they still look pretty young in-game, so to me, the Trio has probably been in Nohr for like five (5) years or so? That’s just personal opinion. That number can change, but it’s for sure been years.

When they meet, Anankos is pretty explicit about the fact if they’re going to help him, they have to leave Right Now. No time to send a letter or say goodbye or anything. Instant decision. And the Trio makes the mythical heroic one, the sacrificial one, but at what cost?

It takes a month to travel from Yllise to the meeting place, so all the parents were probably expecting to hear back from their future kids after like a month. And then they… didn’t. 

Some of them probably keep hope. Lissa insists that she’d know if her son were gone, she’d feel it, and most believe that she thinks so but Maribelle knows she worries. And with how close Maribelle and Lissa are, Owain and Brady probably grew up together, practically brothers, and Brady’s doubts eat at him like a black hole and he cries practically every time he thinks about it, about the letters he’s never gotten, about the travels they didn’t get to have together now that the war was over, and Owain’s dead, probably, because of something stupid or heroic or both and Brady wasn’t even there to heal him, couldn’t even do that, so useless and—

Sometimes Cynthia sits with him and doesn’t try to cheer him up when he blubbers and at least once she mentions that they aren’t her kinds of heroes, but Owain always liked the type that showed up at the very last second. She’s kinda hoping he’ll still jump out at some point. Who knew being a lone hero was so lonely? She doesn’t say anything after that, and then Brady’s all out of tears. 

Olivia practices dances that require two people and waits for her grown son to come home, knowing he probably won’t. Her baby isn’t big enough to dance yet, and that’s amazing and she loves this little bundle of joy and the future she’s going to have with him that another version of her didn’t reach, but she still misses Inigo. Gerome wanted to live a life of solitude with Minerva and the other wyverns and he got it. He sees the other kids the least out of anyone and he knows better than to expect anything good out of the world even with the cruelest future averted, but even he sometimes catches himself staring at his open palm, trying to remember how Inigo’s hand felt in his own when the fool was trying to convince Gerome to come back in time, please, and then when Gerome relented, in the new world Inigo was always pawing at him anyway to come visit these women or that event and— 

Gerome has been stuck in the past long enough. He has to look ahead. His hand aches. 

Noire was friends with Inigo and Sevena both, and maybe she had a crush on both of them, maybe. Or at least the potential for a crush. Or something adjacent to one. She loved them both so fiercely, the way only dying things loved (because they were all doomed from the start up until they weren’t), and at some point it didn’t matter if she teetered on the edge of romance or not, she loved them. Inigo always flirted with every girl under the sun but her, but it never mattered because in the end she always worried over him anyway. He never learned. And she misses the way Severa would fuss over her too. Sometimes she still wakes up in the night and wishes Severa were there to guide her, even though she’s long since past any need for hand-holding or fussing. She still wants it. 

(Sometimes she makes a cake and wonders what Owain would have named it. The sugar always tastes sour those days.)

Cordelia knows better than anyone how greedy war can be, what it can take within seconds. The problem with that is that the war is supposed to be over, but she seems to have lost her daughter anyway. She’s broken her promise never to leave her daughter alone again. Maybe it’s fate; maybe Cordelia is always meant to be the lone survivor. She wishes a lot of things. 

Kjelle hasn’t touched makeup since the time Severa tried to teach it to her and she forgot more important things, like how to hold a shield. Sometimes she catches herself staring at the lines of kohl on other girl’s faces and wondering what Severa would have thought, though. Usually that leads to chopping wood and practicing stances for hours on end until she can’t feel her fingers anymore. Kjelle’s never been much for words or contemplation outside the material—what would this move do against that one, is her armor the proper weight still—but she catches herself wondering what Severa would say about trinkets in the store windows more often than she would like. Laurent and Severa have always been opposits, but it worked, somehow, for them, even if it led to bickering more often than not. She forced him out of his comfort zone, and he tempered her, or so he thought. Perhaps Severa would have matured naturally with age. Laurent can come up with a thousand hypotheses now, but he’s never going to know the truth. Not anymore.

And it’s not just them, it’s everyone. It’s Nah missing chasing Inigo around when she got mad at him, though she didn’t really mean it. It’s Yarne missing Severa’s perseverance, her constant push at him to do better. It’s Lucina missing her cousin, who she always admired with the imagination she didn’t quite have and the bravery she shared with him. It’s everyone. They all miss each other in a hundred different ways, and the Trio misses them and home like a drowning man whose adapted to the ocean but can still taste the salt. 

—

Uhhhh, that got sad, but anyway!! You’d bet everyone would be ECSTATIC  to find Owain/Severa/Inigo alive and well. There would be many a tear. Kjelle would probably punch something. Brady would try to yell at them but he’d be sobbing too hard to actually say anything. Nah would roar with all the power of the dragon she is, and everyone’s parents would hold them hard and not want to let go. Lucina would beam and Gerome would let go of the little string of tension that had been wrapped around his heart for the past few years and Laurent would have to compose himself and Cynthia would be doing flips, and you know there’d be so much yelling. So much. The story would have to come out in bits and pieces because they’d constantly be interrupting one another, on both sides. 

I’ve definitely been focusing on the sadder parts of this idea and not the happier ones, so while this answer is getting long, let me try to fix that real fast. 

There’s guaranteed to be a lot of fussing over the Trio, who are now like 5 years older than when they last left and maybe? possibly? still disguised with Anankos’ magic? Maybe also that vanishes when they step through the Gate. Unknown. What is also guaranteed, however, is how much fussing the Nohrians get when visiting officially as a mixed group of royals and the Trio’s BFs/GFs.

Xander charms the pants of Olivia, hands down. He’s genuine and kind and charming, and when his back is turned, Olivia looks at her son and blushes because hot damn. Inigo picked a catch.  Inigo sees her look and wants to sink into the floor, but she’s not wrong. Also he feels 12 all over again. Olivia offers to dance for him and Inigo wants to join in and he also wants to watch and he’s also too shy to want to dance in front of anybody, even just Xander and his mom, and it makes for an interesting visit for sure. 

Leo passes Aunt/Other Mother Maribelle’s Scrutiny Test, but Niles, for all the effort he’s putting in to make a good impression, probably doesn’t. Owain insists Niles isn’t really that bad, he’s loyal like nothing else, and that’s at least a benefit in Maribelle’s book. She’s still suspicious of his seemingly shady character and all the effort he’s putting into looking good for her (because the fact he has to put in effort at all is suspicious to her, and it would have been suspicious if he were a prince or a farmer or anything other than a thief turned royal retainer. The only reason she can’t pin anything on Leo is because he keeps pulling out obscure knowledge to answer all her probing questions and has only the utmost manners. She’s waiting for him to make a cultural faux pas), but Owain is grown now. He can make his own decisions.  Besides, if Lissa isn’t complaining, she can’t either. Lissa loves Niles and Leo both. Lissa maybe catches them unawares with the old “bucket of frogs over the doorway” trick, though. She hasn’t changed. 

Cordelia’s happy to meet whoever her daughter loves, so long as they give Severa the love she deserves and pretty obviously craves. Not that Cordelia can talk, since she’s been absent from Severa’s life long enough too. She just worries like any normal mother. That Beruka girl is a little stony, but Camilla seems to have enough love for the both of them combined, even if she is a little intimidating too. Cordelia is mostly satisfied. She tries to keep her back straight when they’re looking at her, though. She’s never been one to be intimidated, but she wonders how Severa’s been faring in the seemingly dark land of Nohr. Well, if Severa has people she cares about there, she figures her daughter must be doing pretty well. 

(P.S. I can do more specific reactions if there was something you had in mind! I’m not sure anyone would give a Shovel Talk because I’m not too much a fan of that trope? I feel like it disregards the agency of whoever the Talker is trying to “protect”. I’d say Kjelle might give one, but she might just end up admiring Camilla’s muscles instead. Henry might (for whoever you picture him the father of), albeit unintentionally. I think it’s canon Henry would do Literally Anything asked of him for those he loves, so I can see that fact slipping pretty easily into conversation, even accidentally.

The one most likely to intentionally pull a Shovel Talk move is Noire, probably. Against Xander, even though she likes Xander. Because Inigo never really did learn in the army, and she doesn’t know if Laslow’s learned anything yet. Probably not.)

tl;dr the Kids all Love each other So Much. They grew up together in a destroyed world and at the end of the day, they all know they always have each other, and the Trio being missing is like a hole in their hearts even when the rest of the fe13 kid cast are all on their separate travels

[lovemesomesurveys]

Where would someone have to be in order to find you this weekend? At my house. This time last year, can you remember who you liked? Ty and I had already been going through our fallout phase, but I was still upset and having a hard time with it. This time last year, what was your relationship status? Single. Surprise, surprise. Which room of your house are you currently in right now? My room.

Regular Cheetos or hot? Always the hot ones.

What are you excited for? I don’t have anything coming up. Are you happy with how things are for you currently in your life? I’m working on it. Be honest: are you trippin’ about anything right now? Lol no. Have you had a conversation today that you ended with saying “i love you”? Yes. Have you run into someone you know today? No. I also only went to the doctor today and then back home, so. The person you fell hardest for says sorry, what do you do? That would be shocking, honestly. He never understood why I was hurt, and he never felt like he did anything wrong. He would just get defensive and put everything on me. Soo, that would show some major growth on his part. If he really meant it and knew what he was apologizing for. Do you have a tattoo? No. Are promises important to you? Are they not important to anyone? Honestly.. <<<< Right? Are you mad at anyone right now? Nope. Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? *shrug* How late did you stay up last night and why? I’m always up until 4 or 430. First thing you did when you woke up? Checked the time, of course. What was the last movie you watched? Get Out. Did you have sex in the past week? No. Was your day bad? No. I had been stressing over my doctor appointment, but it went better than I thought it would. I got my fave foods for lunch and dinner, so hey. That’s pretty good. lol. What’s the most expensive pair of jeans you own? Like $20 something. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? No. What’s one of the biggest turn-offs on a guy/girls? Cockiness. Does the last song you heard remind you of anyone? I forget what the last song I heard was. All I hear right now is the American Dad theme song, ha. Have you recently ended any fights with someone? No, cause I’m not in a fight with anyone to begin with. What did you do yesterday? Went to another one of my doctor appointments mid noon and then to the puppy training class that evening. Do you currently have a hickey? No. Did you go out with anyone this past Valentine’s day? No. After breaking up, what’s the worst part? Depends how things ended, but generally the heartbreak that follows and just the loss of that person. Who do you want to see the most right now? No one. Would it be weird if the last person you kissed called you? Yes. Do you change your phone background a lot? I have had the same home screen background of my dog, Brandie, since this past January. I used to change it now and then to match the holiday or to whatever else I liked, but I would feel bad if I were to change it now. :(  My lock screen doesn’t get changed that often, unless Alex has a new photo shoot or something. ha. When is your birthday? July 28th. Last five people you hugged: My mom, my aunt, my older brother, and two of my cousins. Have you ever wanted to have someone, but you messed it up? Ohhhhh yeah. I am quite good at that. See: Ty. What makes you lose your appetite? My appetite kinda fluctuates. Do you own any Hollister clothing? Not anymore. I used to. Does anyone call you baby or babe? No. Do you happen to have a crush on anyone? Alexander Skarsgård. Do you ever get paranoid when someone is reading your text messages? No. My texts are from my parents mostly. lol. Have you ever been told you were amazing? No. When was the last time you said you were fine and really weren’t? All the time. Do you have any weird nicknames for the contacts in your phone? If so, what are they? No, just my mom who I have as “Mama Bear”, but that’s not really “weird.” When was the last time you fought with your parents? We don’t fight really, we just have bickering sometimes. Mostly because I’m moody and irritable. Do you believe that any of your ex’s ever think about you? No. Have you ever caught a friend cheating on their bf/gf? I didn’t catch her because she had told me about it, but yes I knew about it. Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a J? Joseph. Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a K? "Every kiss begins with Kay.” ha. Do you want to get married? I can’t see it happening. Has anyone ever cheated on you? No. Have you ever worn the opposite sex’s clothing? Yeah. Are any of your friends heartbroken right now? I wouldn’t know. :/ Would you ever live with any of your best friends? I like living at home with my family. It’s best for me. Do you like the last person you hugged? Yes, I love my mom. Have you ever walked away from someone who was yelling at you? Probably. Do you have trust issues? Like I always say, it’s not really a trust issue. I just have a hard time opening myself up and expressing myself to others. I don’t like the focus and attention on me and my problems. I spend little time talking about myself, and revert the conversations to something else or back on the person I’m talking to. When I do decide to share something, I always feel like it’s annoying, stupid, and that they don’t really care or are listening. I feel like I get tuned out and that I’m just rambling. Like now.... Do you have any friends from Russia? No. Do you text with one hand or with both? One. Who are you texting right now? No one. Do you have any texts locked in you’re inbox? Why? I don’t think iPhones do that, and if they do I’ve never done it. It keeps the texts anyway. Who are all the locked texts from in you’re inbox? --

[protectmarkjin]

How would you describe each of the got7 ships to someone that is new to the fandom?

jjp = mom and dad of the group, grown up from teenagers to young men together, have a mysterious deep history that gets vagued at sometimes, sometimes I feel like this is the ship w the most conspiracies jfdkslfj, “there’s a difference between being friendly and having a deep relationship”, WHY DID THEY CLOSE THEIR EYES

markjin = soulmates like…. actually bonded thru their souls, trainee best friends who went on ice cream dates, lots of kisses and serenading, always confessing to each other, constantly making the other jealous, “shadow I love you”, even their parents ship each other,  the shoulder/waist theory, no subtlety, choreography partners, kabedon

jackbum = the strongest sexual tension in history, but turn into the Softest Marshmallows w each other, daddy kink confirmed??, “so chic and sexy!”, jaebum is the best leader to jackson, jackson the number one jaebum impersonator, “if you don’t find anyone to marry, come find me”

jinson = bffs for life forever nd ever, bicker like a married couple, Jackson is jinyoung’s number 1 hypeman, the meat saga, wang puppy park puppy, re-enacted DOTS and titanic so perfect romantic leads, “the relationship between jinyoungie and I is a deep one”

2jae = jaebum took youngjae under his wing, were roommates and jaebum misses him a lot, jaebum even gave his cat away for Youngjae, “jaebum is mine”, han river hand holding date, do i even need to mention,,,, the heartbreaking saga of 1:31am,,,, oh my god,,,

yugbam = sweet lil boyfriends, done everything together since trainee days, “he’ll always be my best friend”, constantly dabbing and whipping and nae naeing together, mischievous maknaes who team up against their hyungs, dance naked together in the dorm, “i really can’t live without you, yugyeom-ah”

markson = mario and luigi but also pikachu and squirtle, “markson or never!”, seem like opposites but actually r similar in lots of ways, have this cute habit of talking to each other in a mix of languages, gaga and markiepooh, “when I met mark we fell in love with each other”

jingyeom = dance line nd tom and jerry couple, always picking fights w each other nd threatening to kill each other, “don’t say nonsense like that” “I’m the hyung! I’m the hyung!”, fdjsklfj but rlly they adore each other, yugyeom was like a hyung to jinyoung during trainee days, “yugyeom, life is acting”

jackbam = big bro/lil bro relationship, always teasing each other nd acting like dorks, jackson dotes on him nd buys him food nd  clothes, went to the army together nd also went to Thailand together, the iconic who’s your mama cover performance fjkdlsjf, “forever my lil bro even though you’re taller than me”, literally bought matching tshirts w jackbam on the back

markjae = coco’s loving parents, mark always supporting and encouraging youngjae’s English, “mark hyung, isn’t there a place you’d like to visit?” “youngjae’s heart”, flirt a lot on ig and twitter, did a whole vlive of just giving coco a bath, “when you get off the plane, look at this and gain strength oppa”

jaebam = like a dad and son, r just general memes together, when bambam was at his lowest during trainee days he went to jaebum, bambam has nearly died several times doing the jaebum chin impression, he just rlly tries jaebum’s patience jfkdlsjf but jaebum lets him bc he’s so fond of him nd loves him, “you like to touch my neck” “I only do this to you”

jackyeom = jackson is incredibly supportive of yugyeom nd showers him w affection, “i told you before (that u would win hit the stage.) I’ve always said it” “you always believed in me”, yugyeom rlly looks up to nd admires him, jackson couldn’t stop talking abt the hit the stage win he was so proud, “if there was no jackson in our team, our team wouldn’t have been this happy… because of you I have self confidence”

2young = youngjae is literally jinyoung’s baby like he always cuddles him nd helps him whether its when he hurts himself or has indigestion or needs food or cutlery, “jy: rmr that got7 was able to b complete bc of u. to us, youngjae is that special”

jackjae = pure sunshines, jackson likes to pretend youngjae gets on his nerves nd teases him but is actually rlly protective of him nd worries abt him a lot, jackson keeps a pic of an otter on his phone to show ppl the comparison between an otter nd youngjae, “that expression… why do u make my heart race…”,  they do sappy shit like draw hearts on each others’ hands at a fansign, they r in general just rlly soft nd affectionate w each other

markgyeom = tuan yugyeom and kim mark, adopted brothers, went to LA together nd met up w mark’s parents just the 2 of them, “even mark hyung’s parents think of me as their son. my mom thinks the same way”, mukbang partners, just seeing eldest but tiny bb mark cuddled up next to giant maknae yugyeom i cry

youngbam = they literally met w bambam greeting youngjae, who was moving into the dorm as a new trainee, completely naked like… u cannot get better than that, r incredibly silly nd make each other laugh a lot its precious, “even when i say something lame, he still laughs at it” bambam always feel comforted coming back to the dorm late bc he knows youngjae is awake playing computer games

markbam = mark has known bambam since bambam was 12 like,, bambam has known mark for basically all of his teen/young adult life, they switch between being adorable w each other nd being utterly savage to each other lmao, “fan: do you love bambam? mark: yes!”

yugjae = cute nd precious dorks always laughing together, yj made gyeom kiss him on the cheek nd also kissed his hand, backhug each other a lot, went wild at karaoke it was amazing, “i know he will win [hit the stage]. yugyeomie is my number one” “hyung, you’re good too. for me, you’re number one”,

jinbam = bambam is also jinyoung’s baby, jinyoung always brings up how young bambam kissed him on the cheek during trainee days, the epic got7 MC duo, they hold hands a lot, always do aegyo to/with each other,  “we fill up each other’s empty parts”

markbum = the eldest but act like lil nerds like they hi-five their chicken pieces nd shit fjdkslfj, r best friends like ppl literally forget they’ve called each other their best friend??, acted out a bf/gf scenario and jaebum destroyed mark, mark LITERALLY grabbed a handful of jaebum’s ass in the middle of a fansign, jaebum always goes to mark for advice on decisions, “mark, you’re the beauty and spirit of the team. That’s why you’re always the beginning and the end”

yugbum = also like father nd son fjdkslfj, during trainee days yugyeom phoned jaebum when jaebum was working and cried to him bc things were hard, jaebum stuck up for him in front of other trainees, gyeom pranked jaebum like 3 times in a row it was the funniest shit ever but jaebum also “lost his temper” in 2 hidden camera pranks on yugyeom nd yugyeom believed it fjkdslf

[southguardelite]

S03: Day 54

Had insane bouts of crying yesterday. And the night before girl basically told me that she has no future for us in sight... no trust; and I heard people talk behind my back about how I was being creepy about other girls.

This is remarkably sad.

I know it already destroyed a series of relationships. The sexting was a huge problem; already my first gf basically led me into this pattern of asking for stuff via chat. I wonder why this developed. If I remember all the way back, the first time I truly chatted I already kind of manipulated a girl over chat. Why?

I’ll try to figure this out. A reason might be, so I’ve heard, is that I was never very successful with girls when I was young. I was “not a man”, or “different”, or “nicer”, or “too nice to be a guy”. There was this one girl who told me that straight to the face on a goodbye from a holiday exchange.

Now I think the problem is that others got girlfriends, were more sporty, attractive... I had acne and huge rings under my eyes. I was smart, but not attractive. I had friends, but I wasn’t cool.

I already used porn to quite some extent then. It gave me a safe haven, a place where I could get the affection I couldn’t get with girls.

Even then I had a first girlfriend, and I started finding her less and less attractive, and listened to that she wasn’t so attractive even though I in the beginning when this was all private did think she was. Then sexual stuff came in... I was afraid. Basically then I asked another girl if she would kiss me - and this is where the sexting habit started. I hid this.

So maybe one aspect about this is that I did not have success with girls, and sought reassurance in porn, which never judged (btw I already noticed back then that I was significantly more irritable after O). Another thing is that I did not have a good grip on my sexuality. I cross-dressed, a fantasy I apparently had from a younger age, but again something I could never talk to anyone about. Sexuality in general was not talked of. We didn’t have boyfriends or girlfriends. My parents didn’t show a loving sexual relationships, they were more like siblings. Bickering, and it appeared that they were mostly co-habiting instead of actually loving each other.

That changed a bit later, at least they started showing a lot of platonic affection. They were good parents, but maybe they had no clue what type of problems they created in me.

I think fundamentally I just didn’t know how a good relationship, sexuality, and all of this go together. For instance, I distinctly remember telling myself and believing in the fact that one needn’t have a girlfriend around 20, or 23, because one isn’t done with studying. That’s for later!

In essence this kept us too close to our parents. For too long, they were our emotional centers, and yet they couldn’t give us the type of emotions we longed for so much.

For instance, I now begin to realize that if you want to marry someone, that person is your life center. You both have parents, but those parents cannot stand in between you. Yes, this is a comfortable nest, but truly, you need to move out, and on, and become independent. You can visit and have them part of your life, but you cannot make them the center. My mother always complained about this because my father’s parents were at home and they put a lot of pressure on their relationship. My dad never left completely, he was then though living in the same place and was angry at his parents, probably because there was always something to do, attention to be had.

In church, we were told how sex is bad, how relationships should be such that you need to marry eventually, how homosexuality is weird, how love is romantic and cutesy and holding hands. What nobody there really told us is how we have to develop a healthy sense of self, how we have to learn to love, and how a boy that had never had any real success with girls, being covered in acne, socially a bit of an outsider, uncool, not very sporty, and surely not within the attention range of all the hottest girls (which was!! so important and portrayed by those, even the religious folks, as a win! you need to get this and that girl, they make out, they do. All there.)

So stifled in developing a healthy attitude, I always looked at porn. The videos probably escalated around 18, the tube sites when I was 21 or so.

And the creeping continued. Essentially all girls were one after the other addresses, and asked for stuff... and then I moved out and was alone for three years. Why? Well you cannot have a relationship if you don’t know how to even approach it, and how to even want someone. I dated my second girlfriend then and believed we were together when we were not, and her feedback was essentially that I was pretty unemotional, and no good action was happening. Well? I didn’t know how to kiss - awkward, never had a good conversation about that - and I never went further, because I didn’t want to or see how. I was a kid, fapping away, not growing up.

So the rejections and disinterest continued piling up, I moved again, was lonely for three years. Moved again - again same type of rejection, quite embarassingly, with a girl I really liked but didn’t have the guts to tell.

Well, I moved again, and finally I thawed a bit. In a good social circle, the best I had had till then. I also felt more accepted. I saw a girl for a while, but again, rejected on the same grounds, while I thought this was going somewhere. Well, a year later, a cute girl ... same thing. AGAIN. I thought we’d come together or be together, and I ran after her, was by that time extremely clingy I think. The weird thing is we made out, which for me meant sitting on the bed kissing, while she clearly expected more. But nothing came. I didn’t know how to proceed.

Oh I continued looking at porn btw, all throughout.

I had one depressive breakdown then for other reasons, but I connected it to a medication I was using back then. Not to P, that was obviously all right. I think back then I already numbed myself with it; the prospect of moving I just blended right off my radar covering it in P.

Then I had sex the first time. It was awkward. Did I mention my PIED? I couldn’t get it up. Initially, at least, and then I came within seconds. Twice. Oh the third time she came too. But clearly it wasn’t great, and I was ashamed and left.

I then had a longer relationship that I had already talked about, the one that broke down after three years. It was, in retrospect, a bit abusive. I was giving up too much, and the situation was unfortunate. I continued using porn. The comfortableness kind of cured the PIED part, but its ugly head showed again towards the end.

By the end of it I was so depressed... you know the story, I tried to reboot. Oh a girl was showing interest then, and it was good for a while but then I panicked. I returned to fapping, and got depressed again, and numbed my desires. I got to know a girl then and fell for her a bit. She was good for me and fell in love with me. I got scared, again, and pushed her away. This was when my parents were visiting; I was comfortable in their presence, and fapped, and thought “oh why would I want a relationship if I can be in this situation”. Oh we broke up.

An entire year thereafter I was basically focusing on work, and apart from another hookup nothing much happened. Of course apart from sexting, and P. Which kept me “healthy”, I would work lots, and then in the late hours browse and fap. Or, then, even in the morning hours. I slept quite late, and was looking forward to leaving, always, thinking it must be the place. I was literally travelling with the intention to hooking up, and then never did it, because I was afraid. There was one girl but she was terribly depressed and a bad match. But on top of it I was pretty afraid of even moving towards a stage of kissing her. But at the same time I was asking her for pictures.

Then last spring I started dating again. Went out with a series of girls, noticeably more successfully then. I still P’d, but not so much anymore. Less frequently. Things were... somewhat looking up. I realized I needed to practice to go out, otherwise that would not work well.

So last summer I met the girl. And: still did P, and that meant I really didn’t want to let her get close. Had severe PIED - hard to stay hard, hard to not come within seconds, almost impossible to get it up again. But I really really liked her. So I kept her at bay. Weird that I didn’t know that I really REALLY needed to stop looking at porn. I think I realized even then that I can just numb myself through the period of decisions on where to go, and smooth that sailing. It worked. I was afraid of falling for someone to have another external factor in this decision.

Well I was, by the way, caught out a few times by girls for the sexting. They called me sleazy and creepy. You need to change, I told myself. And I didn’t.

Girl probably felt my dishonesty. That there’s something below I didn’t tell her.

Well over Christmas I was home and things with her went downhill as I talked about before. And I finally, finally, made the commitment - for the wrong reasons again, but I did it - to stop. And I think this time it really stuck.

[skiasurveys]

I don’t feel like sleeping

What are the initials of the last person you made out with? CIT 

If you found out you were pregnant, who would be the first person to know? Well probably the father for sure, and then my mom and my best friend. 

How old were you when you had your first kiss? 18 years old. Late bloomer lol

Is it awkward when you run into your ex? no, but i havent ran into him actually. he moved away :)

Are you afraid of falling in love? No..i only hate the “restarting” thing when you have to get reclose with someone. But Im already in love 

Does it bother you when people smoke around you? If theyre doing it in my face, yeah.

Your ex is walking next to you, with their new partner, what do you do? Smile probably say Hi, and then walk away. I wouldn’t ignore him because it would jsut make it awkward.

Are there things in your life that you’ll never be able to get over? Probably my assualt and my best friend leaving me

Who was the last person to kiss your cheek? Connor 

What country are you from? Canada 

What’s the second language of your original country? French

Is there anybody you wish you could be with right now? Connor 

Is there anything you are trying to teach yourself? Editing

Was your last kiss drunk or sober? sober i believe

Do you remember who you liked in grade eight? Cole. Oh god. He turned into a drug dealer

Do you tend to fall for the same type of person over and over? eh, kinda. I usually just date people who have the same interest as me, but all my exes have been extremely different.

Were you intoxicated the last time you threw up? I think so..

Has anyone told you they would never leave and left? Yeah my ex best friend. we had a horrible fight, didn’t talk for 3 months, got to beign friends again and she said she would talk to me more about stuff and then she left. oh well.

How much effort would it take for someone to become close to you? Not a lot. Just show you care i guess. 

What was the first thing you said when you woke up today? “damn i woke before my alarm clock”

Who is your most recent ex? Tanner but he was short term. like a month, but we were really close. Dylan would be th second recent

Do you think the last person you kissed is a player? No 

Has anyone of the opposite sex hurt you emotionally? Yeah, actually. 

Are your eyes the same color as your moms or dads? my dads.

Where is the last person you kissed? at his place. either sleeping or gaming.

Has the person you last kissed took their shirt off in front of you? yeah duhh

Single, or taken? Taken.

Have you ever broken anything because you were mad? Kinda.

Have you ever kissed someone in front of your parents? not really. 

Person you last sent a text to? Sasha 

Is it possible to be JUST friends with someone you wanna be with? Yeah you can. Its called being an adult. 

Is there anyone you don’t wanna lose? yep

Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? Nope.

Can money buy happiness? No, but it can buy you things that make you happy and feel secure/safe.

Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you? No

How many people have you kissed who’s name started with an M? none

Had sex in a movie theater? how the fuck

Have you told anybody you loved them today and meant it? Not today

Would you change your eye color to blue? No i hate blue

Are you a heart breaker? No. I have hurt people in the past. But i don’t go out of my way to hurt them.

Who was the last person who left your life and hurt you? Morgan. we were best friends, really close and he just was turning into a complete cunt. especially when he started to date his new GF. 

Has anybody ever told you that you’re too young to be in love? Yeah

What was the last thing you looked up on Google? a image

Do you have a lighter on you? yeah.

Do you “blow kisses” often? no

Weirdest rumor you’ve heard about yourself? That I was engaged, but thats it.

Ever kissed a smoker? weed smoker

Have you ever painted each toe/finger nail a different color? no

Do you have any inside jokes with your parents? not rly

Honestly - have you ever written something on a bathroom stall? yeah

Do you need to “break up” with a friend? 

no

What is your natural hair color?

Brown.

Are you the oldest, middle, youngest, or an only child? Oldest

What is the longest relationship you’ve been in? The one im currently in. 9 months.

Have you ever felt pressured to do something you weren’t ready for? yeah.

What does your last outgoing text say? “watch her not see it”

Have you ever been hit on the head with a brick, rock, wooden block or bat? no

How often do you wear skirts? I used to wear them a lot.but not so much anymore. I wear them in the summer 

Have you ever seen a fat girl wearing really tight leggings? yeah

Have you ever worn skinny jeans that were yellow, purple, blue or pink? yeah, blue like bright blue. Back when I was 12. Grossss.

Who was the last person that you talked with online? sasha

Who was the last friend you hung out with? Kyra

Is there someone you want to fight? ehhhh.

Are you married? No.

Are you a high school drop out? No. I’m in college.

Do you look like anyone famous? no

Do you have a criminal record? No.

Have you ever been hit on by somebody 10 years older than you? try 20

Have you ever gone to a strip club? no and never will

What would you look like with an afro? i dont wanna think of that

Who’s the last person to really piss you off? connor haha

When’s the last time you did something you knew was wrong? I dunno.

What’s your relationship with the person you last texted? best friendssss

Do you think that you’re a good person? im a bad bad bad bad person.

What was on your mind mostly today? Just some personal things, connor, and my friends

Have you held hands with anyone today? No.

Is a best friend/boyfriend/girlfriend or ex pissing you off at the moment? my boyfriend was but not overly. Just annoyed.

Are you in a good mood right now? sore.

Last person you told a secret to? kaylie i think

Who was the first person you talked to today? sasha maybe

Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? No were dating

Is there something right now that has you worried? A bit, I guess.

Ever been on a golf cart? No.

Have you ever slapped someone in the face? Not really.

Last person you took a nap with? Connor

Are you embarrassed by anything you have in your bedroom? yeah...

Does seeing your mother cry automatically make you feel sad as well? yes

What is one stereotype associated with your race that is actually true? that we think mustard is spicy.

What color shirt are you wearing? black

The last person you kissed needs you at 3 AM, would you help them? obviously 

Has anyone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you? yeah

Do you care if people hate you for no reason? I do, i need a reason or it will bug me.

Have you ever given up on someone, but then went back to them later? Kinda.  when connor and i first dated back in 2015 for like 9 days (LMAO) and then we stopped talking for 2 weeks and then we were hanging out afain for a week and then eventually I just stopped and I thought we would never talk again, and then 4 months later we were hangingout and since then we had been dating lolol

Do you have a lot on your mind at the moment? YEA

Do you do something illegal on a regular basis? no

Did you and your mom ever have a big fight that caused you to move out? no

What grade is the last person you texted in? no grade

Do you think someone likes the same person you like? If they do they better step the fuck down cus hes mine.

Do you think you’re wasting your time on the person you like? no

Do you think its cute when someone kisses your forehead? yea

Is your last ex currently in a relationship? I dont think so

Do you think more about the past, present, or future? future and past

Ever liked someone whose name started with a B? Brad when  i was 10

The person that you miss right now, what does their first name start with? J

Do you think true love ever really dies? it can die.

Do you think the last person you kissed has feelings for you? Yes.

Have you ever been punched in the face? No.

Did you ever waste too much time on a certain boy or girl? yeah, i liked this one guy in senior year and it was  a waste, we never mounted to anything and we still talk but we both were in love with eachother but he was just too pussy to date. 

Have you ever been asked out by someone you didn’t want to be with? many times.. but the same guy

Have you ever kissed the last person you sent a text message to? no.

Ever get hurt by someone who promised they wouldn’t? yeah

Are you good at hiding your feelings? yeah 

Is there someone you would enjoy hitting right now? Probably.

Do you plan on ruining someones life right now? No lmao

Are you a good liar? No.

What does your current Facebook status mean? I saw a post that said suicide is just angels who want to go home and so i made a post about how suicide isnt to be romanticized 

Could you go a month without cursing? I could but it would be hard.

Think a lot before you fall asleep?

yea

Do you care deeply about others? Many others, yes.

Would you rather have your parents catch you having sex or smoking weed? Smoking weed......

Do you like it when people call you babe? i do when my bf does 

Have you ever kissed someone who was over 21? yeah 

How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? 27 

Would you pay someone to kill the person who hurt you a lot? No. Id pay someone to beat the shit outta him tho

Have you ever gone out of your way to make someone happy? Yes.

You see the person you fell hardest for. What do you do? kiss him probs

Will you have sex tonight? tomorrow.

Are you bi-sexual? No. I find girls cute but im not attracted. 

How many times have you gotten into a argument with the last person you kissed? we have only had like many 2 fights. we dont argue. we bicker sometimes but thats it.

Has anyone lied to you today? i dont know

Have you recently lost someone that means everything to you? not recently 

Would you forgive a friend for telling your biggest secret? depends who they told....

Would you ever get a tattoo with someone’s name on it? no unless it was my dads name because he died.

Would you ever get your nipples pierced? no

Have you ever thrown a shoe at someone? yeaaa

Do you want your life to stay the way it is right now forever? it needs to change.