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I am freaking OUT over ep 5
#i fell off the couch#if we're being honest#hubby had to rewind a few times due to my full body thrashing
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how come every taecyeon villain reveal in vincenzo went hard as fuck 😭
#f: vincenzo#that first one.........MOMENTS IN HERSTORY!!!!!!#pov ur me and don't rlly know who taecyeon is so ur just like yeah he's some idol guy in his goofy supporting role as her intern#being comedic relief#and then BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT MOMENT#i literally screamed#i fell off the couch#like i just genuinely lost my MIND 😭#bc i had no idea who he was rlly so i didn't question him having only a supporting role at all#like i would've if I'd known more who he was 😭#videos#Youtube
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It’s over I’m dead I’m deceased I am buried 6 feet under after this beautiful masterpiece of an episode I hope I don’t need to do anything responsible today because I am not functioning
#i legit almost fell off the couch#i finally understand what on the edge of my seat means#helluva boss#mastermind#stolitz#blitzo helluva boss
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Obsessed with the actor who played a character eight years ago making an unprompted video to say “well I think that guy had a lot of unprotected straight sex for work and thus 2-5 bastard children that aren’t relevant to the tragic gay espionage story he’s in but are, you know, running around somewhere, because he used to have game.” incredible content creation literally never change Mega
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THERE ARE SO MANY SCREENSHOT-WORTHY MOMENTS HERE, BUT IM JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU WITH THE VIDEO AND THIS COMMENT
#sir#SIR#in front of my salad?#I'M SHOUTING#🍌🍌🍌#the chocolate guy#amaury guichon#i will not lie. i fell off the couch laughing when i saw the magnum ice cream comment.
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#ofmd#our flag meets death#I FINALLY FOR REAL HAVE POLLS HOORAY#TUMBLR HAS NOT FORESAKEN ME#anyway v curious about this#I went in COMPLETELY unspoiled as in didn’t even know Blackbeard was a character#and despite all the signs it didn’t occur to me they’d make the main characters gay#so they kissed and I just fell off the couch#didn’t even finish the ep before I went back and rewatched the entire series#this time w the proper perspective
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ymy favorite thing about witched hat atelier is that they have a couch in their home made of Minecraft cobblestone that they never sit on
#always on the floor#ITSFOR IOLRRUGIO TO SLEEP ON INSTEAD OF THE HAMMOCK IN HIS ROOM#qifreu fell asleep on it in cooking spinoff one time and he looked really funny with a small blanket placed daintily atop him#Book still in hand#favorite ever is main series chapter where they are doing some learning at the table and after richeh gets frustrated and runs off it pans#to olruggio who was sleeping on the couch the wholetime and qifreys response to what olruggoi said is just ''olruggio...'' like thats his#name yes.#aund olruggio using his cloak as a blanket (i just know ollys cloak would be a great blanket)#and then hes getting up and is like ''people ... arent quite as straight-foward as spells. are they?''#and then tells qifrey to catch a rock he throws at him
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forever going to cry about
- is hannibal in love with me? - could he daily feel a stab of hunger for you, and find nourishment at the very sight of you? yes. but do you ache for him?
what do you mean this is real and canon? what do you meaaaaaan
#the way i fell off my couch when this aired holy fuck#hannigram#still insane over them actually#it's been 84 years since i have posted and it's only fair it's about my continuing obsession with them
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No wip Wednesday today, I got tendinitis in my wrist 😐
#so committed to the artist that I can no longer artist#I also fell off the couch and hit my face#not like it’s relevant or anything#not an art post
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what are bradley’s earliest memories of ice and mav? the bits of his perspective on them that you’ve written are so fascinating
fairly unsurprising answer but: ice: when he came to see Carole to apologize for killing goose in ch 2 of wwgattai (sets the tone of their relationship)
mav: something very benign like mav doing magic tricks for him as a little little kid. you know how your earliest memories are always a little fuzzy and always afternoon sunshine? imagine a desaturated maverick sitting crosslegged in the grass in pale afternoon southern california sunshine showing Bradley how he can detach his thumb from his hand and then put it back again. no blood, no bone, no pain, and he’s got this daredevil grin like he’s enjoying separating his thumb from his hand. can’t see his eyes behind his aviators. the best magicians are the ones who can make even their pain disappear. or, playing “got your nose,” holding Bradley’s nose up so he can see it right in front of his very eyes, NO PAIN!, and then making it disappear. “where’d your nose go, Gosling? oh, my gosh, I lost your nose!! how’re you gonna smell? i bet you’re gonna smell bad. get it? get it? —here it is, i found it, don’t worry, it’s all good!” and putting his nose back so everything’s ok. that’s Bradley’s earliest memory of mav.
#Bradley’s nose (mavs thumb) is a foreshadowing metaphor for the academy here obviously#this is just my conjecture as a californian kid who was many times duped by the thumb trick myself.#You know where they screw it off and it really looks convincing#im closer to 10 years old than i am to 31 😞 ten years ago today i was at my little baseball summer camp :) in third grade#pete maverick mitchell#tom iceman kazansky#bradley rooster bradshaw#top gun#asks#also ive had this little scene where he drives to their house in his moms car after some late high school event#only to find ice & mav passed out on the couch together at 9:30 at night with the tv still playing#because mav had made a home between ices arms and (tired fighter pilot after long day of drills) fell asleep there and what#was ice supposed to do; wake up an exhausted American hero & push him away? no. this isn’t so bad. —and then accidentally fell asleep too.#and bradleys just standing there in his homecoming tux going ‘oh this is real. oh they really are. oh. ok i will let them sleep.’#and sneaking back into his moms car to go to his own house for once.#i can’t find anywhere to put that scene so you’re getting it in the tags of this post
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big day for thinkin my thots
#toronto pigeon#cat#cats#when you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to#how do you feel about laughing at me because i fell off the couch NOW????
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WHSIKEY IM NOT ANSWERING YOUR ASK IM SO SORRY
#I CANT. I CANT LIE TO YOU I CAN T DO IT#YOU JUST HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOURE OUT OF WORK AND FINISH THE EPISODE#remember how ive said the ehole time that prime defenders s2e39 fucked me up so bad.#im not even joking when i listened to 39 the first time i . paused it so many yimes to compose myself.#The Thing happens and i stopped fucking watching for an HOUR because i was cryinf and i had to psyche myself up to start the ep agajn#and in the coming parts that you havent seen yet i CONTINUED to cry but theres a thing that happens that#made me throw my hamds in the air so forcefully that i FELL OFF MY FUCKING COUCH#and CONTINUED TO WATCH THE REST OF THE EP WHILE SITTING ON THE FLOOR#and then i proceeded to stand up and walk in circles around my apartment for like 20 minutes#fucking SCREAMING to myself because jonesy hadnt finished the episode yet and i couldnt fucking TALK ABOUT IT#my neighbors probably thinking im fucking nuts
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when you have a really good tickle dream about someone who you’re really good friends with and maybe a tiny shake in love with 😵💫🤯😍
#tickling#tickle dreams#tickle kink#tickle community#sufjgkgkh#mine#personal#my posts#he’s been asking me about it in real life and correctly guessed out of no where that I like tickling (I know this person from work)#(it’s never come up in any way) lol#but on the phone we were going on about some shit and he’s like. painfully curious now.#but anyway#had a dream we were sitting on a couch together and then he turned and hit me with the ‘tickle tickle tickle’ and I was like HYUHHH????#and then wrecked my shit until I fell off the couch#sigh#why can’t I have that kinda wreckage in real life on the regular#agh#WAIT PEOPLE I KNOW FOLLOW ME HERE. IF YOU SEE THIS NO YOU DIDNT.#it’s only like 2 of my real life friends and I’m always like SHDJFKGKKH DONT PERCEIVE#shhh
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BOBO LOUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#my cats#this cardboard couch broke today after many years and she is LOVING the bottom of it she has not stopped purring since it happened#i was swinging her around on it while she purred enormously and then the back popped off and she fell. and IMMEDIATELY she got back on.#still purring obviously. because she’s nuts.#bobo louise bugkiller bones being her full legal name of course#cats of tumblr
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enjoy Simon’s catastrophe today
#yes he fell off the couch#yes I did help him and also wipe the dorito crumbs off his whiskers for him#yes I sent this to everyone I know
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I don't post video game updates on here like I do on twitter (I basically livetweet there) but I started elden ring a little over a month ago and I finally got to unlocking the DLC today wahoo
#I actually bought it for ps4 at launch but i super fell off#1) open worlds stress me out a lot and i have like choice paralysis#2) i was playing from my couch and actually seeing the enemies from your mid tv was not the easiest#anyways sorry i haven't even started dawntrail yet ive just been doing This
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