#i feel like i wasted a cute outfit too but. idk. if it even really cute or am i hyping myself up

[boyentity]

only been awake for 2 hours and my car almost exploded on me twice in the span of 20 minutes on my way to class and now i’m being forcibly dragged to olive garden

[luffyvace]

what the Strawhats would watch on YT 🏴‍☠️

Cuz I think it’d be funny

(No gifs but they’re a decent length since it’s only one crew—may or may not do a WBP version 🤗..)

Luffy:

watches boxing

He just likes it idk why- ik it’s oddly specific but I feel like he’d be into the adrenaline rush of it yk?

OF COURSE has a crap ton of food on his feed 😭 (he follows Sanji’s cooking channel 💞)

some music but not really, mostly party music for when he throws parties yk? 🤪 (I feel like modern Luffy would throw random house parties for no reason- and invite his friends)

super impatient with ads (he doesn’t like it interrupting his stuuuuuff 😩)

occasionally watches soccer as well

I can’t believe I haven’t mentioned this but he also likes video games! Watches gameplays and skips over the storyline for the action

would watch random animated shows but not necessarily for little kids yk? Just funny animated skits (but they have to be fast paced and actually funny or he’s not interested 😁)

watches yt shorts a lot, feeds into his short attention span (likes it better than TikTok)

Zoro:

work out vids.

debates in the comments on what strengthens/creates more muscle

always wins the arguments (has a lot of knowledge abt working out)

prob watched one motorcycle vid and now they won’t stop showing up on his home page

he’s tired of the motorcycle vids 😭

wants his gym work out hardcore routine home page back 🫤

would run his own yt page about gaining muscle n’ such but doesn’t care enough + doesn’t have time for the trolls and know it all’s (bro you ARE ONE..? 🤨🤦‍♀️)

blocked Sanji’s cooking channel after disliking all his videos

Nami:

fashion tips n tricks

”this or that” outfit edition on yt shorts

heavily criticizes each outfit and scrunches her face at the ugly ones (they’re not ugly just not to her taste)

doesn’t ever actually comment, even if she likes it

rarely likes too- actually, 😀 mostly just watches it and moves on, and there’s like nothing other than a few fashion haul and “where to shop for cute clothes” vids in her “watch later”

only watches them once, then deletes them, it pretty much stays empty

usually the vids she watches are around 5 mins, she doesn’t have a short attention span but she feels like vids that are hours long are a waste of time if it isn’t a music playlist

speaking of which she has a lot of light/catchy music playlists saved (Tyler the creator, kali uchis, laufey sometimes)

Usopp:

lots of inventions and creations, etc

used to watch life hacks/diy vids til it came out everyone found them cringe 😆👊💥

now he watches how to make stuff out of random car parts/tables- wtv! yk?

also some gamers :)

likes Minecraft a lot. He watches the “pro builders” thinks: I can do that easy! Tries, miserably fails, then rages quits (to continue watching the pros again). In that order.

watches prank vids

him and Nami share playlists/recommends each other songs so he has a whole bunch of music playlists she created for him (she forces him to watch and give opinions on the playlist right when she sends them. And if he takes over an hour she’ll charge him for making her wait)

He’s the one who got Nami into Tyler the creator

loves supporting Sanji’s cooking channel and likes/comments on all his vids. Actually takes his advice and has tried cooking a few of his dishes as his dinner and it actually worked out?! 😲

Sanji:

Has a cooking channel with 34.5k subscribers and an average of 50k views named ‘Cooking with Crap Cook’

Tries to Makes himself look like a “seductive waiter” in yt shorts (for the ladies)

does really good replying to questions/comments, open to suggestions/requests of what to make a cooking tut on and has actually traveled a bit with the money yt gives him! Takes the opportunity to cook in different places :)

cooks in public sometimes, occasionally someone recognizes him! ‘Wait are you the crap cook?!’

spoils Nami and Robin with the money he makes

Responds to women a little more happily than he does men (but realistically what else are we expecting?-)

his vids usually have a lot of cuts (Luffy, Usopp and Chopper came over uninvited for food and are TOTALLY trying to keep quiet while playing as Sanji makes a video) and are typically around 7-10 minutes

swoons whenever he sees Nami or Robin liked his video (has a nosebleed when they comment 😅⁉️)

has Zoro blocked despite the fact that he doesn’t post

Chopper:

has thought about posting health/medicine tips but is a bit insecure about what other will think + he’s camera shy

Zoro and Sanji try to encourage him by saying things like “just hurry up and do it already so I can incorporate your tips in my work out routine” and “there’s no need to be scared, I’ll help you out if you need”

still hasn’t pulled the trigger yet

for now he just follows other doctors and some gamers too

Luffy and Usopp put him on gaming

likes “Octodad” (LOL 😂💖)

doesn’t actually watch yt all that much, mostly when Usopp and Luffy do- but on they’re iPads instead of his

they mostly go on his when theirs runs out of battery, but they don’t stay on long since it just has a lot of medial advice on there 😀😅

prefers playing with Usopp and Luffy over his ipad

Robin:

(Long) informational vids and documentaries (mostly abt history)

also likes animal documentaries

follows other archaeologists

corrects anyone who’s wrong in any video she watches and is always right + wins the argument (has the most unintentionally funny comebacks ever 😂)

Follows Sanji and is pretty supportive, likes his vids and occasionally comments (more than Nami anyway..) whenever she sees his videos on her homepage

also encourages Chopper to start his channel and made him promise she would be the first follower/to know if he decided to finally do it

doesn’t spend much time on yt unless she has a lot of free time, and even then she prefers to read or spend time with friends

Always snuggled up in a blanket, drinking tea, watching animal planet’s yt channel on the tv when she does watch

has contemplated starting a informational channel but has never told anyone. Ultimately decided not to since she’s not on yt much and she’s too busy anyway.

Franky:

random inventions n such, like Usopp

still watches life hacks without any shame—genuinely uses some

also watches random vids, usually funny stuff- sends it to Robin (who always responds with ‘👍’ ……..(🗿😂)

Already knows how to build a lot of things from Tom- still goes to yt anyway and learns to build random stuff for fun

not on here often either, mostly when he’s bored

has a few gamers on his homepage because Luffy, Usopp and Chopper got him to watch a few vids he found funny (+ they steal his iPad to watch his yt when all 3 of theirs run out of battery)

always forgets to charge his iPad because he’s hardly on there and the one time he needed it for a yt vid to remind him how build smth it was dead 🙂

Follows Sanji’s cooking channel- always forgets to like his vids when he sends them to the group chat (also follows Robin even tho she doesn’t post)

Brook:

women..

not exactly inappropriate stuff but he does follow a lot of girl content creators so it looks like he’s just into fashion but he’s actually just following for them 😭 (the disappointment)

At least he also follows Sanji! (🤦‍♀️) forgets to like his vids tho- there’s so many women on his homepage that Sanji’s vids don’t even come down his feed

Also follows Nami and Robin

hardly on yt, prefers to play his instruments 🤷‍♀️

speaking of which he also follows a lot of music artists, mostly older ones from his time (HAHAHAHA)

Usopp and Nami force him to listen to today’s artists and he likes a few- but grandpa sticks to what he’s knows for the most part 😊

(Nami has Brook blocked)

Jinbei:

Follows Sanji but is Vegetarian so he doesn’t like any of his meat/fish recipes- same w chopper I forgot to mention that (😀)

Follows everyone (idek why)

mostly watches vegetarian cooking shows/recipes

Requests for Sanji to do a lot of vegetarian recipes (sometimes Sanji does them if enough women are backing him- 🤦‍♀️🗿 other times he ignores him……🙂👊💥)

also follows karate channels/masters n stuff

doesn’t criticize per say but does cringe a bit when they give bad advice

has better things to do then waste his life away on yt so he’s another one that’s not on here much..

would make a (fishman) karate channel if he cared enough- but he doesn’t :P 🤷‍♀️ (Zoro would’ve followed him)

[sweetlikehoneystingslikeabee]

A sign of affection from me is when I inevitably use too much lotion (happens much more often than it should) I will grab a friend or family members hand (they're always okay with this don't worry) and rub the excess lotion on their hands, think we can get rogue's (writers choice) reaction to something like this? idk i just find it a subtle but nice little way to show you care about somebody without using words.

"Lotion sharing" Rogues Party

This is very cute. You know, it's been a minute since I've done a rogues party. Lucky thirteen, woof! This is a good ask for it, too. All versions are general interpretations!

TW: None

Riddler

Sucker. Sucker, sucker, sucker- no, not you. Not this time, actually, this is all him. His very human need for affection (particularly physical in his case) often gets pushed down so far it's almost euphoric when he gets it again. It's very addicting and he doesn't want to let your hand go as it presses softly into his skin.

Instead he just gives you this goofy attempt at a smooth look, and discusses the positive brain chemicals attached to physical. Runs his fingers over the back of your hand with a toothy smile. You must have missing him while he was working, hm?

He forgot to rub the lotion in and he remembers after glancing down. A nervous laugh and he's rubbing it in.

Penguin

His hands sometimes resemble talons with the way he keeps them. So you might want to give him a little heads up or he'll accidentally scratch you. It's not intentional and he'll apologize if it happens. And don't suggest a manicure, he hates that garbage. Unless you want to wait on his hands in a skimpy outfit and- You cough, "Off-topic."

This will absolutely turn into flirting oftentimes. He asks specifically you never do this except when the two of you are alone for image-purposes. He'll gladly take some off your hands when he can make goo-goo eyes at you with no one else around, though. oh, he might need more. And yes, you should definitely help him with that-

Mad Hatter

He already has the softest hands. It's because despite all the work he does with clothing, drugs or machinery, he's always wearing some kind gloves. Protection of hands is key, after all. He can be messy or chaotic in every other sense, but he takes this seriously.

He'll give you a silly lopsided smile and say, "Dearest, this will never soak in!" He'll be rubbing it in all over his arm and down his elbows if he has that much exposed. He won't waste a fine gesture as this!

Scarecrow

If you catch him when he's really working, he might not even notice at first when you take one of his hands to rub the excess lotion on him. A lot of "hm? Yes, mm-hm-" Then his brows furrowing as he processes the tactile signals in his brain. He looks over and scrunches his nose when he realizes before rubbing it in. Then he's asking if you think you're quite cute.

Otherwise you don't get much of a reaction. He just takes the lotion, rubs it in and has this tiny amused sort of smile on his face.

Victor Zsasz

Oh that's nice. How did you know he wanted lotion? Your skin is so smooth and soft... He clicks his tongue, your wrist now in his hand. rolling it over and around gently. He likes seeing it against the many marks over his skin. A blank canvas- The things he'd do if you let him.

If he's feeling a particular way he'll press his thumbs into your palms, working the muscle. Feeling it move under his finger while working in the lotion. The way those dark eyes bore into yours, its like he's trying to be under your skin.

Killer Croc

He always needs lotion, so this is perfect. If his skin gets too dry, the "scales" get pronounced and even itchy. Plus growing up in a black community it was ingrained in him early on to use lotion to avoid looking ashen.

His skin sucks it up like water to a sponge sometimes. This is not a man who practices self-care. Yeah, he's not outright reckless and he at least tries now but stuff like that tends to fall to the wayside. Lotion him up, baby!

Harley Quinn

She SEES you put too much on and she's already got her gloves off making grabby hands. Come here sugarpop and lay it on her!

The reason she's so willing is she ALSO will do this. When she was in a more "proper" state she'd simply rub it in over her neck or her elbows. Can't seem too clingy or touchy, right? No one likes that. Now it's just another way for her to to show her love! So... both of you will definitely have moisturized hands.

Poison Ivy

What is this? What are you- oh. It's a sweet gesture but... darling, what lotion is this? You bought it? Ivy sticks up her nose. With her sometimes odd anatomy she's very careful with what she slathers on her skin.

However, you just gave her the perfect excuse to give you homemade lotions. Being a former scientist, she knows her way around an emulsifier. Plus her knowledge in all natural ingredients...

It smells amazing and has zero grease. Also she says it doubles for wound care? The only thing is sometimes bees want to get a little too close. Now you two can share lotion, though.

Two-face

Harv likely makes some small quip about you thinking his hands are dry. What, his dry calluses scratching you up, doll? Harvey simply tsks as he rubs it in and thanks you. He does tend to forget to use anything when in the throes of plotting.

Yet it's Harv that seeks you out when he sees you using lotion. Are you going to use too much? There's almost an anticipatory anxiety to it. He caught on early that it was affectionate, so he wants to nurture that. Even if it's just in his small way of saying he loves you.

Still probably gives you shit about it, though.

Black Mask

No, what is that- Let him see the bottle. He's very paranoid about things put on his skin because of his backstory. Granted, the disfigurement of hundreds of women due to faulty product put out by Janus Cosmetics was his fault, it did make him wary of the horrific things a cream can do to you.

Now that he knows this wasn't an attempt on his life (trust issues, much?), he's more accepting of the gesture. He doesn't "get" it but he'll allow it. Sure, sure, he's on a call. You can rub it in on his hand for him, sweetheart.

Mr. Freeze

....This will not work. Most of the time he's wearing gloves so he can't really just take lotion from you. Here, let his mask fall and you can rub in some excess on his face.

If you do this, your fingers are going to stick for a moment on his icy skin. He feels the burn but... it's alright if it's you. He'll take the sting for a taste of your affections.

The rare moments he's out of his suit, though, he'll gladly take some off of your warm hands. Feel you massage it in over his bony ones. It's so intimate. Because of his... condition... he can't allow himself to crave touch the way a "normal" person would. But he can allow these small indulgences.

Ra's al-Ghul

Oh. What a polite gesture. He was rather confused by it at first, unused to this particular love-language. It's not exactly something most people would feel comfortable doing to him. Or something he'd even allow.

What kind of lotions, do you like, love? He could get you the richest concoctions on Earth, if you wished. He is already getting used to the two of you sharing moments like these...

Bane

What are you doing? He kind of just stands there holding his hands out while you give him the excess. No one has ever done this to him before so the gesture is rather lost on him. For all his intellect and knowledge, he knows not the softness of sharing lotion with a loved one.

When you try to explain it, he breaks into a gentle smile. He sees now. Thank you for giving him this. He still has a lot to learn of a world and people who love him. Such an innocent, small thing that means so much.

[vampire-superstar]

WELCOME BACK TO "I rate things because it's fun!"

Today we are rating full forms (?) Of characters but I have to be practical-ish

First off we have

Honestly, I can only say good things about him, this is by far my favorite design, however. I feel like they could've given him either a loincloth or harem pants, not both (I might be wrong and that's one piece) I still feel like it doesn't fit. It looks Arabian prince inspired (once more correct me if Im wrong), but the fur collar isn't add anything to the outfit. I feel like if they just accentuated his gold collar more it would have the same effect of fullness :]

Overall: 8.5/10

For some reason his png is huge so points off but even then, I want to draw attention to those sticks on his head. The bat bones? Kinda lacking. I feel like instead they should've just been tattered but other than that he's pretty cool. Tail might have to be fixed though

Overall: 9.5/10

First off when doing a quick glance compared to every other character, his demon form is the most traditional and simple. Because of this, I'm a little disappointed that the outfit didn't have much pop, you know? As the avatar of pride, you'd think you'd want his outfit to draw your eye but no ;( Instead of the flowy waistcoat maybe an actual peacock fan and more feather in his design. A problem you can't really fix but I feel like instead of to impress, he'd display the fan and open his wings to full size to look bigger and intimate

Overall: A disappointing 6/10

Much like Luci, his design looks more traditional and unlike him, his outfit makes up for it. However, my ONLY complaint is the orientation. It's good but not spread properly. All the detail seems to be drawn to the chest so maybe remove the jacket and do a full harness? Or do a full jacket with a harness peeking underneath. Also solid pants and combat boots to match

Overall: 9/10

For some reason all the pngs are different sizes idk how to fix it BUT not too many critiques on this. Just remove the jacket and go full turtleneck and suspenders. Or go full oversized hoodie. As usual, the pants are atrocious but they all are so no points off

Overall: Our first 10/10

A ten followed by an immediate -20. It's tacky and overpopulated like they added stuff and forgot they already had something there. It's atrocious and Asmo would never stand for this. The top should be without that collar (what's solomares obsession with non-practical ugly collars) and move the scorpion to his upper arm or turn it into a corset design. Scrap the quilt design and more evenly space the roses. Make the pant legs both black but add small chains and harnesses to get the same effect. Heels.

Overall: 🤢/10

This is atrocious for someone born from Luci. Putting aside my previous bias, it's an ok outfit. The top could slay but the pants drown it out. Bigass Gucci belt buckle also gots to go. Keep the boa because it's kinda cute. The tail looks like it pinches, no thanks. Keep that

Overall: 7/10

Not many complaints though it looks very similar to Mammon and Satan. Maybe not all three belts, just the one white one and the black one

Overall: 9.5/10

...

I'm speechless. All of it looks like another opportunity that was wasted. Buckles, no, he's highwatering those pants, I know his ankles ashy. Why are your pants spotted? Why is there a random horseshoe?? Also please just erase the other eye, it looks like a ghost eye. WHY ARE HIS SLEEVES CUT OUT.

OVERALL: -100/10

I don't have the room for the angels but I'm giving Simeon a 9/10 and Luke an 8/10 just because I feel like there's more they could've done for an angel form than just white clothes. Wings at least.

Overall the Design Score for demon forms is: 67% kinda average, not much past good. Still decent though. Levi, Dia and Tan carried. Next up, everyday outfits! But like next week

[trashlama]

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ROR (Record Of Ragnarok) headcanons/IDK drabble turned one-shot

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Jack The Ripper

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This is definitely not for kids!

Like if you're under 18 please just turn back. This is 18+ only!

Just to warn you guys, I literally watched this show almost in one night yesterday so bear with me. And then proceeded to write this. It was supposed to just be some headcanons. And then it turned into drabble and then one shot.

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh

I re-read this thing a couple of times. I tried to search the internet for quotes that would fit. Cause his character is really into quote'in and shit. I'm sorry if it isn't great I don't usually write so I tried my best. I just was filled with so much simpin' juice for this man at the time so I had to write cause I have no confidence in drawing his character with how badass he is.

Please enjoy!

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Really into aura shit

You got a nice aura? Better watch out. He might seek you out for that warmth if it's too similar to his mother's. Before she went kray- kray-.

Brah has a thing for cute shit

Based on his reaction with the Valkyrie chick he Völundr with. He's definitely into Lolita's.

I'm not a hundred sure what else he might be into. I feel like he's into the whole pure thing and wanting to A.) Corrupt it or B.) Cherish it.

Totally see him as a creep/closet pervert

Too much of gentlemen to be straight up creepy, buuutt still manages to push boundaries, tho whatcha gonna do

Brah is V from V for Vendetta but, minus the whole fuck parliament and being a charred turkey whose like woof- woof- for Evee Hamond.

Brah kept giving me flashes back to Batman by Gaslight.(Really good movie, guess what? Fet. Batman & Jack the Ripper. It's some badass shit.)

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Brraaahhh imagine just being some poor samp having to make ends meet in like one of the recognized most shittiest times. And its the dead of the night, walking home after your shift at the pub that ran later than you would prefer. But hey, money is money.

Everything is quite aside from the inebriated stumbling to their choice of den and the ladies of the night who waited on the curbs for potential customers. Preferably the quick and wasted ones.

Although the lamp wicks were burning bright thanks to the caretakers that serviced them. You being a dumb b*tch just trying to get home decide to pull the white girl move in the horror movie and walk into one of many dark decrepit alleys in London that were spread out like a cobble stone labyrinth.

Only to come across this motherfucker while passing through. Humming the London bridge is Falling Down while hunched over something behind one the local comunial waste bins. Obviously whatever it was had the bizarre-o ivory-haired man distracted enough to not notice your initial presence. If you were a normal self-preservation instinct still intact person you would've ran back the way you came.

Buuut that's too easy sooooo, no.

You—, you decide to play Blue's fuckin Clues and go stroll by the dude to see what he dooooin'.(Kinda like when there's a crash and everyone is like yoo I wanna see. But there's traffic so they slow just a little bit down when passing the crash to see what's up. Cause we all nosey b*tches. Don't lie.)

Didn't even take five steps before this crackhead whipped around to see who was approaching. And in the same short amount of time it took the mustached hetero-chromatic eyed dude to analyze your fluctuating aura of emotions. Meanwhile your ass noticed how this dude was fist deep in this lady's guts playin' doctor with a satchel of equipment at his side. Outfit drenched in the same burgundy colored ooze that flooded from the ripped open abscess in the abdomen of the obviously recently deceased women that was prompted up against the corner where the waste bin met the structure.

Before you could even think of back pedaling out of this situation. The pale haired man had launched himself on you. Quick to restrain you against the gross ass cobblestone wall of the ally way. In the right hand a common barbers knife that'd you find in any supplies shop in london—hovered threateningly above the thin skin of your throat. While the other was kept busy planting you against the wall by the roots of your still pinned up hair.

The desire to allow fear course into your veins was strong as you stared trapped in the heterochromatic pools of mania that belong to the person infront of you. Pools of crimson and glacier keeping you pinned. The former of the two holding almost supernatural glow to it. The gleam of it's light piercing through the veil of fog and darkness like the knife he so carefully wielded.

"What's a young maiden like yourself walking around at this hour in a place like this? And without a chaperon?" The mustached man inquired though obviously not out of interest but, amusement. Maintaining the manic look upon his pale aging features as he peered back into orbs of (y/e).

"It is a blind goose that cometh to a fox's sermon." The older gentleman cooed. Warm breath fan across the skin of your face leaving behind goosebumps in its wake.

The guy was definitely creepy.

Though not keen on being a damsel in destress of any kind. Your ass knew you wanted to survive this counter. And no one from the London yard to the hooker you passed on the corner is gonna help you now.

You had three options:

Scream

Fight

Reason

With a blade at your throat you might as well call yourself Marie Antoinette 2.0, if you chose the first option. Fighting with this dude would definitely be one-sided. From the fact that it took him 2.5 secs to over power you and contain you to a single spot. Yeah that's a no-go. And to be honest you weren't a hundred percent sure if reasoning would work on the psycho in front of you. Based off the fact he's staring at you like a mustached Cheshire Cat with a Mad Hatter's attitude. This is one fucked game of perseverance that you wish hadn't walked into.

Your last resort? You weren't completely sure what yet but one thing for sure; the way this night was looking so far this might be your last time underneath the moonlight. You might as well try something. It's not like you have anything left in your life to lose.

As you steeled your resolve in your mind. Your aura told the middle age man everything he needed to know.

At first glance it was nothing special. Just a cesspool of emotions primarily exhaustion and the normal stress that lays beneath every worrisome thought of the future and tomorrow's problems.

He was just going to rip her up like the predecessors that came before her. However, it was when he pinned her to the putride wall of the alleyway that he saw her true colors.

They shifted like a marvelous rainbow. One moment they were a stressful cobalt. The next a surprised cyan. Than a thoughtful calculative lime green.

However resting a deeper emotion sat next to the core in every flash of color. Remaining vigilant against an invasion from outside forces that threaten to penetrate the brigade that kept them at bay. Was a spec of regretful indigo. There it sat safe guarding the very thing that created its very being. So the same thing wouldn't happen again.

The array of sensitive colors dazzled his senses. The alternating emotions keep his interest peeked and the knife from laying any more pressure on your artery. His receptors in his nerves soaking up the vivid feelings like a dry sponge in the bath water. However unlike the sponge, his body just craved more.

He wanted to see the violet purple. The despair fill her heart. It was his favorite thing.

Swallowing a thick glob of saliva your (y/e) irises began to what you think is nonchalant but, isn't very chalant— scanning your surroundings. Looking for an opportunity to present itself despite the current obvious disadvantages. -cough- knife at your throat -cough- head at risk being slammed -cough-.

The creepy-ass grin from the creepy-ass man in front of you didn't help easing any tension in the little space between you two.

" Sir I nought know why you're doing this but, please allow me to pass onwards on my path. I cannot convict you. I don't even know your name nor what you look like." You reasoned (y/e) eyes filled with earnestness and your soul mirroring the same in a vivid courageous orange and a trepidious magenta.

Eyes trained with one another never breaking for a moment. Not even when his hand with the knife pulled away and was swiftly replaced with the left grasping your windpipe.

He hummed amused with your statement. How foolish you were to think ignorance could save you from your sealed fate.

" How rude of me..." He began.

Successfully instilling even further the threat that was to her life tonight. Not the drunktards who came in on a regular. Not the slim shit wages that barely kept her afloat. Not cholera(that one is a joke because of the time period and where they're at).

The mustached man right in front of her.

Typically he just kills whores. The women who remind him the most of his mother. Though if their soul shines a true brilliant viscous scarlet.... he doesn't mind making an exception or two. After all at the end they all become such a beautiful violet before it ends in white.

Taking an actual intake of her appearance she was certainly not a prostitute. Her bosom was properly strapped down by the corset underneath the fabric of her appropriately length dress that clung to her desirable frame. No cheap lard products to cover her natural appeal.

Only upon closer exception does he notice the faintest of a tan line from a band that has long since been removed.

A ring.

There had been a martial union and as evident with the lack of a band clasped around her dainty finger. It has been terminated. Divorced. Day-old goods that no one wants to touch.

The absence of it told him she had no one to return too.

That she was also abandoned.

That she was free for the taking if he pleased.

But, unlike most Lodon's fine selection of men. Jack actually did have manners.

And a criteria.

And before taking her in he needed to test her.

Can't have distrust in a budding relationship now can we?

" My name dear unwanted maiden is.... "

Hands like snakes from Garden of Paradise enclosed around your tranchea . Effectively sealing away the opening for the air to travel into your lungs.

"....Jack,..."

Cheshire Cat grin stretched across his pale complexion. The insanity in his eyes burning red hot like the poker in the fire.

"... Jack The Ripper! " He said with a joyous glee. Finally leaning in close enough that you could finally make out his full features.

"Now cracks a noble heart. Good night, sweet prince, And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest"

Pools of (y/e) widen with surprise as they maintained the direct line of eye contact with the killer who has been stalking the streets of White Chapel.

Tears fell from (y/n) sockets. Not out of fear or the tragedy of your death. But rather the hurt of knowing you'll never get the chance to have a family.

I'm sorry this next part is ridiculously darker than the rest of this one shot/drabble. IDK how I went down this path but, just warning the next part includes talks of divorce, implied inf@cide, implied ch!ld murder, mi$carriage, oh and I almost forgot just dap of pedo alert.0

Please continue with your own discretion!!!

Since the start you never got to have that family. You never knew your parents. They had left you at an orphanage. Lucky for you that they had room to spare. Most became water logged coffins sealing away the babes from undesirable fates.

It wasn't sunshine and rainbows at the orphanage. You had to pull your weight from a very young age. Those who didn't contribute didn't get food, those who resisted got sent away, anyone who didn't listen came back from lectures with welts and concussions. You pick and choose your battles. And you chose them very carefully for the first fifteen years.

Until you felt the need to defend yourself against one of the caretakers who wasn't so noble. You had shed first blood the summer before. And ever since had been on the edge due to prying eyes and wandering hands.

That summer you left the orphanage and headed to London. Hear say from villagers say all the jobs are in the cities now. Thanks to the Industrial revolution offering more opportunities than ever before.

You had gone. Worked at a textile plant for some time until you met your first husband. And became pregnant with your first kid.

....only to lose the fetus three months later due to the stress your body was under. Children take so much. Even before their born. The nutrients get sucked from the marrow and slowly you lost the battle.

Your husband blamed you, and you did too. You tired, tried, and tried. But, they just couldn't be kept.

It wasn't even a two years later that your first husband divorced you.

You always wanted to be able to try again. To have that child to love and hold, to cherish unconditionally like you wished you had been.

Though staring into those mix-matched pools of insanity. In one last attempt to not give into the fear of the impending end. You thought one last time about your dream.

Jack was both pleased and mystified

Instead of the violet purple he saw within most of his victims. He found a light source that resembled the embers that kept the Londoners warm through the ruthless winters. An eradecent hue that blend yellow and pink into what can only be described as a hug to the senses.

Relaxing and comforting. A guiding light to ease one to rest.

"And light is mingled with the gloom, And joy with grief; Divinest compensations come, Through thorns of judgment mercies bloom In sweet relief ".

Slowly hands like steel latches released their grasp from around your neck. Skin already blossoming with bruises in the shape of handprints.

Without the support holding you up your body slid towards the alley way floor to only be scooped up into Jack's arms, as if weighing nothing more than a few sheets of paper.

"There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand."

Too exhausted to fight off Jack's tight embrace between the near death experience and the shift you had worked before ever traversing down this alleyway.

(y/e) drifted shut as you listened to Jack whisper sweet quotes of adoration as he took you away. Going only gods know where.

"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind. Nor hath love's mind of any judgment taste; Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste: And therefore is love said to be a child, Because in choice he is so oft beguil'd."

As the morning sun rose above the thick pea soup fog. Londoners would be too enthralled in the newest victim of the ripper to notice that there was another woman that the ripper had stolen. With no body to be found.

The five quotes here are quoted by(as in order of appearance)

John lyly

William Shakespeare

John Greenleaf Whittier

Mary Shelley

William Shakespeare

My other fur-baby is fed up with me editing this thing.

[iocainesmoothie]

Been playing ffxiv, paid to skip HW but really enjoyed stormblood, saw emet-selch for the first time.

I'm very impressed that his first introduction to the player was to be shot and rag dolled down the stairs, it immediately differentiates him from the other ascians who just say ominous and vague nonsense that never amounts to anything. It was almost more sinister, because it really illustrates the point that the ascians are noncorporeal horrors piloting a meat puppet.

Also very minor detail but I noticed even back in stormblood, instead of writing a boring talk quest as "go talk to so-and-so", instead they say "go meet SOMEONE at such-and-such place". Like it's so very minor, but instead of straight up telling me who you're going to meet they just sorta hint and say how excited that person is to see you again.

Mechanically it's the exact same boring quest format, and maybe I don't otherwise even care about that character, but even that tiny bit of speculating who it is and the implication that they have any kind of emotional response AT ALL is already elevating the writing.

I get the majority of quest text boils down to telling the player to go to X or talk to Y or collect Z and there's only so many ways to do that, and clarity of communication is always top priority, but in something long format like an mmo where the player has likely plugged in a hundred hours already you can kinda assume they've been trained to expect a certain order of events and can play with the format a bit.

Also the last duty of sb was one of those "everyone shows up at the big battle as npcs and cheers at you to go on to the big boss while they hold back reinforcements" fights and it's very anime but honestly it always works on me.

Been leveling up dark knight, but I bought the level 80 warrior boost because I hate playing with other people and I wanted to solo a bunch of the main scenario raids instead of queueing. Also I'm playing dark knight because aesthetics, and tanking for a group is too much responsibility for me.

Honestly dk kinda sucks compared to paladin and warrior, way less mitigation and self healing, and though it feels like I'm doing more damage it's still not as much as a pure dps.

Also bought a bunch of clothes on the shop in a moment of weakness, but now my outfit is so cool I don't want to change into anything else! And I kinda miss wearing vanilla gear and seeing your outfit change as you pick up upgrades. Oh well atleast I'm cute and it avoids those awkward moments when a piece from a new set doesn't fit with your current fit.

Ffxiv clothing designs are so gorgeous, even the shitty low-level vanilla garbage is kinda cute. Ppl who buy store stuff obviously look good but I have way more respect for the glamours I see where people just got really creative with in-game items. The graphics are like 10 years out of date but the hair and clothes and faces are still miles better than some of biowares stuff (guys I love you I'm on your side let's figure this out you can't just make everyone bald)

Also I've noticed the cuts scene cameras do a trick anime does a lot to cut down animation costs, the framing and panning and angles do a LOT of the work when they otherwise can't get these limited models to emote that much. Or else they just fully cut away and let a sound effect imply an action took place and your brain just fills in the difference.

Anyway I'm addicted and am probably wasting a lot of time on things I should be doing instead but it's nice to have something to hyper fixate on for a while, and I haven't even started SB or EW and I've heard they're both life changing so maybe I'll just glut myself until I've wrung all the dopamine I can out of it.

Also I've realized there is such a jump in writing quality in SB that I'm only really emotionally attached to lyse and hien and the general, the rest of the scions are all kind of... idk unlikable?? They're all the same kind of snarky but not really funny, and speak intelligently but not really with any character or having much to say. Allisae being maybe the exception but I feel like she doesn't get much screen time compared to her brother.

It was very touching that she's the tough prickly one, but very honestly tells you she feels alone and sadly asks you not to leave her in a moment of vulnerability before the fight where she reaches for your hand desperately before her soul is teleported away. Like damn yeah this is manipulative but you got me! I'm invested now!

Also that little crystal cat boy was in arr and I never finished/paid attention to his quest line so idk how he ended up i SB, guess I'll find out.

[they-them-that]

Reviewing and Ranking the Hatsune Miku x Pokemon Designs because I'm a procrastinator lol

(pictures from @hapuriainen)

Review:

Grass: It seems like they were going for the Sword and Shield look with the jersey motif and I think it's smart to blend that with cheerleading. That being said, I wish it was... grassier? It feels a bit like wasted potential as the look is too focused on the region over the type. I like the elements of the design though.

Fire: I love the idea with the stockings but that's about it tbh. Her hair is supposed to look like fire but it doesn't come off that way and her bangs are disjointed from her pigtails. The colours are too muted and I feel like not enough effort was made to make her blue hair blend in with the rest of her colour pallet. The idea is there but it ended up being pretty underwhelming imo.

Water: definitely the best of the starter types! I love every part of the design and it all blends together perfectly! I especially love the design of the swimsuit! Simultaneously sporty and dainty!

Flying: absolutely gorgeous and I can definitely see Articuno in her design! I love the light and silvery colour pallet so I'm a bit thrown off by that strong blue tone in the tie and glove. I think those should've been the same grey as her hair or maybe the hair ties (which I find a bit too dark but is alright).

Electric: a really cool and new idea that doesn't follow the expectation of a Hatsune Miku design! I really like the cartoony elements of her design but it does come across as a bit simplistic. The hat also feels too big and doesn't really look like she's wearing it? It also looks too feminine for the rest of her appearance imo.

Trainer: she blends right into the world of pokemon while still being Hatsune Miku! I especially love the signature trainer hat with headphones and the colours of her skirt being her actual colour palette. It's not too plain or overdone, it's just perfect!

Poison: Obsessed! It diverges from Miku's typical design expectations and creates a character that I'd actually love to see in pokemon! Her design is just so cool and exotic and the colours are so bright and fun. Those shoes are sickening!!

Ground: the concept of this design is a bit weak imo and the whole thing feels pretty flat. The clothes feel very basic that it comes across as a half-assed, generalized idea of a nomad. The shoes especially ruin the look for me..

Ice: really cool design (pun not intended)! I like the geometric shapes and the androgynous business attire. I'm not too sure how I feel about the green accents though (although the red on the bag makes it better but it's also weird that it's the only place with red so idk if that actually fixes it) and I wish the long pigtail bits weren't there and it was just the short hair. The pants could have more details too but overall, a really interesting design!

Normal: super cute, I especially love the glasses! It's a "normal" outfit which I assume was the intention so even though the saturated colours and simple outfit may keep it from being a favourite, I do think it's a strong design!

Ghost: it is a really cool design but to me, it doesn't give me "Pokemon". It feels like it's just a Hatsune Miku design that is ghosty and not enough innovation was put into actually merging the Pokemon aesthetics into this. Even as a stand alone Hatsune Miku design, there isn't actually a lot to it.

Bug: So precious! I love the simplicity and creativity put into this design. It's just perfect, head to toe!

Steel: love it! Every part of its execution is well done and I love the soft colours! It's simultaneously a cool and sweet design that I can just keep staring at!

Fairy: it's definitely cute and I like the idea of making her this gyaru school girl. It would've been cool to see something more extravagant for a fairy type look but it's still nice.

Rock: I love the princess design, she looks like she can be a gym leader or elite four member! It's so beautiful and the look is still great even without the dress and frills. I wouldn't understand how Miku can move with those things on her knees though lol. I also think the blue legging should've been black or have that blue present elsewhere in her outfit.

Dragon: I love a lot about the look but there are parts that also make it a bit disappointing. The shirt and pants in particular really wash out this look for me, they're so plain and bright (I hate that she's wearing a collared shirt). I feel like this should've gone all the way with its extravagance and medieval vibes, especially since it was the final revealed design and it's with a legendary Pokemon.

Dark: a stunning design that I didn't expect to be paired with Obstagoon! I love the slick shapes and the big fluffy hat and umbrella to contrast it (also the umbrella being a microphone is so clever)! The choker and shoulder straps make the look too modern but it's still overall really pleasant.

Fighting: Love the design and I'm obsessed with the colour palette! She looks so cool and I love the way sirfetch'd's leek was taken advantage of. My only nitpick is the shoes being a bit out of place from what's overall a slick design.

Ranking (lowest to highest):

18. Ground

17. Ghost

16. Dragon

15. Fire

14. Grass

13. Electric

12. Fairy

11. Flying

10. Ice

9. Rock

8. Fighting

7. Normal

6. Dark

5. Steel

4. Water

3. Bug

2. Poison

1. Trainer

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Character opinion bingo ask: Kyouka and Akutagawa?

~ Note

Hi Note! :D

Omg... Kyouka and Akutagawa my beloveds...

Kyouka:

They are sooooo cool looking: Kyouka's outfits are excellent and she looks great in everything. Ok so maybe it's more pretty/cute but still. I think it counts.

Wasted potential: Sigh... ok so this might be an unpopular opinion, but while I think she's fine in the main series I felt her role in Beast should've been more significant. While it made sense that her and Atsushi would end up unhealthily over-reliant on each other in an environment where they're the only ones they have... I think it would've been more intriguing to have Kyouka take a bigger role there, since she was so important to the sskk dynamic in the main universe. Also I was under the impression that the whole reason she bonded so strongly to Atsushi was because of his helping and inspiring her... so idk. I wish she had've left the Mafia in Beast and stayed out but didn't get found right away. Maybe Akutagawa is forced to reassess his role as an older sibling based off their interactions (early indications that his and Gin's relationship won't be magically repaired once he finds her). Maybe Kyouka is constantly conflicted between her desire to get out from the Mafia and her desire to not see Atsushi get hurt. Maybe Akutagawa is faced with someone who can't decide whether or not she is helping or hindering him, someone he doesn't know well enough to reach but knows just well enough to feel uncomfortable with the notion of cutting her down. I just think more could've been done than using Kyouka as a means of forcing Atsushi's hand. Plus it would've meant Atsushi and Kyouka angst as she tries to reach him and he tries to reach her and they both, due to acting out of their own trauma and fear, fundamentally miss what the other really needs. Anyways. Sorry for the rant. To clarify, I don't hate what was done (Beast is really good!) I just. Yeah, wasted potential.

They're deeper than they seem: I mean that was the whole point of my "Kyouka's impact on sskk" post. But more than that, she actually has a lot of depth to her. She's clever and competent, as well as childish and snarky. She's easily taken with simple joys and also capable of unshakeable focus. She has issues trusting people and real, honest, believable reactions to her own pain and seeing others go through it. Slowly but surely, she comes alive. She's a whole person!!! And her development is still one of my favourites in the series.

They work better as part of a dynamic: I would love some solo Kyouka focus but it's funny because much as Kyouka isn't intending it, for some reason her mere presence means that someone around her is getting some realization or character development. Seriously. She kickstarts sskk, her choices are at the crux of Kouyou's story and development. Her conflict with Higuchi affirms Higuchi's loyalty even in the face of severe injury, and Mushitarou starts taking advice from Yokomizo when her and Atsushi go to save him. Even Dazai has a moment of genuineness when he's talking to her about people changing for the better - he's thinking about Oda and I'm pretty sure Asagiri confirmed those were his honest thoughts. So, yeah, I love Kyouka as a character individually but also whenever she shows up it means we're getting some good conflict and scenes with other characters too. Which is awesome and compelling.

They've never done anything wrong in their life: yeah :)

Akutagawa:

They are sooooo cool looking/Why do they look like that: I. I want to roast him for what he's wearing and his hair but sometimes he really does look legitimately cool, especially in the manga. I don't think I will ever get that one panel from the Fukuchi fight out of my head - the one where he creates essentially Rashoumon spider limbs out of his shirt - I have no idea why he dresses like a goth victorian edgelord but props to him for somehow pulling it off. (This panel btw. Gosh he's so cool.)

If they were real, I'd be afraid of them: I mean, I think this is a valid thing to feel.

Didn't get enough screen time: Ok so I know that sounds weird but for his importance he actually doesn't get that many scenes... surprisingly? Like, he shows up at key scenes and then basically dips lol. For a deuteragonist and foil of the main character, idk I guess I was just surprised when I started reading at how little he actually appeared. Especially since the doa arc started. Where is my boy Asagiri??? Can he maybe... not be a vampire anymore? K thanks.

They work better as part of a dynamic: Well, clearly the sskk dynamic is top tier. And I love his relationship with Gin and would like to see it expanded on, plus the complicated mess that is his dynamic with Kyouka. His dynamic with Dazai, uncomfortable though it is to see, is very intriguing as a reader and I desperately want to know more. However... tying back in with what I said about the screen time, I really want to see more of just Akutagawa. The Hawthorne/Mitchell fight is so good to me because he's the only character we really know in advance at that point, and a lot of the fight is him thinking over Atsushi's words. I would like to see more of Akutagawa on his own tbh, and I'm hoping that's what the whole vampire thing builds up to.

[dedkirsch]

1 &9 for everyone you want to talk about please ^^

Tee hee :3

Kirsch (my beloved <3333)

1.     Why they are your favourite?

Because my brain saw Zora/Kirsch and decided to hyperfixate. /lhj

but like apart from that. He's just such a fun character! He's a ridiculous idiot and I want to fucking smoosh his cheeks and kiss him and uushshjajssjdja <33

9.     Is their outfit in, or out?

this depends because from an artistic standpoint, OUT OUT OUT OUT I HATE DRAWING THAT STUPID FUCKING ONESIE WHY MUST HE TORTURE ME LIKE THIS 😭😭😭 but apart from that it's pretty cool and he pulls it off really well!!! so it's about 50/50. Hell to draw but MAN he looks so pretty I can't fault him for it too much 😭

Zora (Kirsch’s beloved <33)

1.     Why they are your favourite?

I've always liked him tbh, his attitude is really fun to me and I love how he basically came into the Royal Knight exams, disrespected everyone, proceeded to kick their asses and managed to get in. ITS SO FUN IDK WHY

and of course I can't talk about him without mentioning his boyfriend (zorsch is canon guys it's true they kissed in front of me /hj) who my brain just said "BLORBO"

9.     Is their outfit in, or out?

He's... he's definitely got the "I hate you for making me draw that" factor. I can't draw it that well. And why all the leather????? Man I feel bad for him in summer??? It's also kinda weird because his legs are entirely covered by like, 3 different layers, and then he just has "lol no shoulders" with an ENTIRELY exposed chest and- huh??? /aff he's gonna be sweating on his lower half and fucking freezing on his top half 😭

I gotta say though I like the aesthetic. And how he modelled it after the doll his dad made for him. So it's like... 50/50 as well. Torture to wear but man I can't hate it 😭

Henry (my other beloved <3333)

1.     Why they are your favourite?

FERAL BARKING HES SO CUTE AND PRECIOUS AND I WANT TO GIVE HIM SO MANY HUGS AND SO MUCH LOVE 😭😭 I just!!!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE HIM?!??!?! He's a lovable little (not really little he's TALL) skrunkly and I want to hug him and brush his hair and GOD JUST LET ME BODY SWAP WITH MERCY FOR A DAY SO I CAN GIVE HIM A HUGGGG😭

9.     Is their outfit in, or out?

In. Gotta respect the pyjama grind. If I could I would also walk around in pyjamas 24/7. He looks cute in them and they're easy to draw. There is nothing wrong with his outfit. (gives him a kiss for having the best outfit score)

Snatcher (beloved #3 <3333)

1.     Why they are your favourite?

HES JUST SO COOL MAN like you're telling me he got fucking murdered by his girlfriend and just became a fucking loveable asshole ghost?!?#*(@(@ Also his neck floof looks so FLUFFY I WANNA BURY MY HEAD IN IT AND UGHHHH <33

He really just said "if I can't live, neither can anyone else" and started stealing souls for his breakfast THATS SO FUCKING?????? i would like his claw in marriage pls

9.     Is their outfit in, or out?

See now this is awkward because he technically doesn't wear anything uhhhhhh lmaoooo he's just a noodle ghost

I did once draw him in a pink princess dress and that was a 100/10 he rocked it

Moonjumper (stupid smug bitch /aff)

1.     Why they are your favourite?

Because he got cut and it pains me to see his potential wasted. Plus its so fun to insert him into fanfics because he's so freaking fun to write! He's essentially a blank slate apart from a few bits of trivia from the beta version of the game and it FASCINATES me. I love researching about him and finding out about what COULD have been if he didnt get cut! Wasted potential to its HIGHEST (possibly even more than my boo Kirsch 😭)

9.     Is their outfit in, or out?

In. I love how he kept his Prince outfit. He looks so cool, especially with the broken monocle and the chains. Which is like a super fun nod to his past (monocle because he studied law, and Subcon Kingdom was likely around when monocles would be in fashion; and chains because he/the Prince died chained to the wall). He rocks it!! It fits so well with the rest of his design, too. He just gives off super weird vibes in a good way and YES

[hello-rosy-essence]

Fashion

So this year I had some disposable income to spend and experiment with my clothes. And I have curated what I really really like wearing and what I don't like wearing so far:

What I really really like wearing...

In my opinion, the first step for acknowledging your own fashion is "acceptance". Sometimes, I feel left out because I do not really dress similar to what my friends or acquaintances wear. And that's completely okay!

We all have our tastes. I am usually a "people pleaser", so I have always tried to adapt to current trends rather than wearing what makes me feel happy. And I am going to change that about myself by recognizing my passions and interests.

I feel like I am into more comfy or oversized clothes. I do not like wear very form fitting clothes and they give me less room to breathe especially when I am working long hours and commuting long hours again, as a teacher. I personally find them impractical and I will only be w2earing tight clothes out of need - like to change up my everyday clothing or because I find them more appropriate for the occasion.

Here are some things which uplift my mood:

Oversized lace dresses in color black (my to-go outfit especially during periods)

Sundresses - I love wearing a cute sundress in all seasons. In winter, I usually wear them with a knit cardigan or layer a shirt underneath them. They make me happy

Flowy satin/silk blouse with wide leg pants - I usually don't like to wear pants until I tried wide leg pants. They are flowy and I really like wearing them. They are easy to move around in as well

Flowy blouse with miniskirt and tights - it's a cute feminine combination. Nothing against it really

My to go comfy outfit is shorts with an oversized tee or a long dress with tights. I really like wearing them at home. I also enjoy cozy pj sets

For gym, I just prefer my tennis skirt with oversized tee OR shorts with oversized tee

My to go winter outfit is sweater with jeans or a knit cardigan with dress

I love OVERSIZED BLAZERS

Hair bows - I find bows cute and they make my day

Headbands - they are my jam. I DO NOT CARE ABOUT MY AGEEEE !!!

For shoes, I like sneakers and boots. I am not a heels girlie

that's pretty much it.

What I do not like wearing...

Very tight clothes like short hoodies. I wasted so much money here smh. Wasn't worth it

Clothes with stripes... I don't like the pattern. Idk why I even buy them

Maxi skirts - I just don't like them as much as I thought I would

Fur anything - seriously, idk why I bought this

Denim with the exception of denim jackets. I didn't like denim on me as much as I thought I would

I feel like I hate TUCKING IN UNLESS ITS A WIDE LEG PANT. I prefer tucked out clothes more cause of my body shape but I don't mind tucking in my blouse for work. Not my preference tho. This is why I do not mind wearing crop tops with wide leg pants so I don't have to tuck in smh

Shapewear... I am just too lazy to care about my stomach coming out or whatever. Its my normal human body

I feel like I prefer wearing full sleeves and half sleeves over sleeveless clothing - because i am too lazy to shave my dark underarms in summers

Color gray - I’ve too many clothes of color gray. But I would prefer to look more vibrant and lively 🙂‍↔️ I just end up buying it cause idk why?? I should be more conscious of my purchases moving forward.

Future goals and improvements

Deep clean the home and create a capsule wardrobe

Minimize as much as I can

Learn what looks good on me and what doesn’t

What is my style?

Approachable

Friendly

Korean fashion is my favorite

Romantic

What will I buy if I need to re-purchase my wardrobe?

Sleeveless and full sleeves black maxi dress

Black tights

Black and navy blue wide leg pants

White, coral, and pink tees

Floral dresses

Tennis skirts in black, white, and pink

Satin black maxi skirt

Satin dress shirts in light blue, pink, coral, and red

That's all for now ~

[raincoveredeyes]

honestly why do spiders always come to me

honestly I'm so upset with myself for always waking up late. it makes me feel really lazy. everyone around me right is so productive and here I am being a lazy person, unmotivated to even eat or move from my bed to my couch. and then if I do move to my couch I just remain there and do nothing. my couch just becomes my second bed. just on my phone wasting time. im not even having fun to be honest. there's nit much on social media that interest me these days. why can't I just bring my self to watch something and crochet at the same time instead. like even if im watching tv its still productive time for me as im crocheting and make something that I really want. maybe its because I don't really have anything I want to watch except for spider-man across the spider verse. honestly when is that movie coming out. like I want to stream it already. hate that it won't even tell me when its out. all I can see for now is that I preordered it. like I don't care about that. give me a date.

either way talking about crochet. yes sent me some snaps but I cant bring myself to watch them. I feel like she tells me in her later video what yarn she's okay with and what not but the videos that I stopped at I feel like is the topic that I feel very nervous to hear about. im worried about what her opinion of me is going to be. im very ashamed of what I confessed to her, so the idea that she reacts negatively to the news makes me sick to my stomach. that why I keep postponing her snaps. also I said I was going to make bucket hats for two people but I don't even have the money to buy the yarn... I hate not having money. so because I don't have the yarn I can't start on that project. I was thinking of making some extra cash by selling som extra clothes and photo cards through vinted. im just too lazy to set out the clothes and post the listing on the app. but I should do it as it could bring some extra cash even if it a small amount. it could buy my groceries so I don't starve.

honestly I didn't do much today. I was supposed to study for meeting but I feel asleep. I woke up to tash watching the live action cinderella. I woke up during the part where she was just about to dance with the prince at the ball. I was looking at her dress and I really like it. I was seeing how the did the neckline and how they lined it with butterflies and how it was puffy around her breast but it was also puffy for the sleeves. I thought it looked cute. reminded me a lot of the 1950's cinderella. I do wish they made her dress silver though... like the silhouette of the dress wouldn't even make it even slightly look bridal so they could have easily made it silver. but they made it blue. i liked her stockings. they're were this like grey blue color that was sparkly. I was looking at her glass slipers and I don't really care for them either but I also don't hate them. idk I don't know how I would have thought they could have made it better. maybe if the did like less edges to the shoes?? idk but then I also feel like that would just look bad or plain and boring. I think out of everything, the thing that I disliked the least of the ballroom outfit was her hair. it was too much for me. because her hair was down and curled I feel like it looked cluttered where her hair fell on her neckline. also since her hair was down they had to secure her hair with so much hairspray that when she was dating with the prince and he was spinning her it looked so stupid. like her hair was spinning (whipping?? I can't think what the word is) the ends looked pretty but the top half was so stiff. it look so bad in my opinion. like they could've easily done that with either just having the hair up or not hairspring a whole can on her hair. I don't just my opinion.

going back to meeting, I had to get ready for it and it took forever to comb through my wig. since I as too lazy to put it away I just through it on the ground and its been laying on my floor since Sunday. I guess cut I kept moving it and what not, it got really tangled. I think it took me a whole 30-40 minutes just to untangles my wig. I learned my lesson. im never going to do that again. im going to either put my wig again or just set in where its not on a flat surface. also I really need to brush it when im done with it but im honestly to lazy for that at times. either way at meeting it was going well but I was a bit restless. towards the end of the meeting I saw that a sister was telling me something but I couldn't hear what she was saying. when I finally understood what she said I looked down at my feet like she said and I saw a spider right between my feet. right when I saw it I panicked and just jumped up and went to the corridor. it wasn't until I was there did I start crying. honestly it was so embarrassing because I feel like when I got up I also held my skirt up, so if it wasn't for my boxer shorts, everyone sitting behind us could've seen my underwear. after I started crying I also was laughing because I actually found the way that I reacted, jumping out of my seat and hoping to the corridor, funny but at the same time so embarrassing. so I was just crying and laughing at the same time. when tash came up tp me she just kept laughing at me. she told me that I reminded her of tom and jerry. she also told me that after I jump out of my seat the spider looked so confused and scared that it was just panicking and then she killed it. after meeting everyone who was sitting behind me asked me what happened. it was just toni that understood what happened after he saw that tash killed the spider, or the motion mas bien. they were telling me that they thought I was dancing or doing something similar. the sister who pointed out the spider to me came up and apologised to me, as she didn't know know I have arachnophobia.

either after meeting I got to eat a burger and fries. I originally got a large to share the fries with tash but she went with some friends to eat dinner instead so I got to eat a large fries :) also I got the meal for free so that was nice. went to my father afterwards and got to see tuffsi for a while. she cute. I love her. she was annoyed with me thought because when I went to pet her she just walked away :/ but its okay. I got to respect her limits. I also got to eat panna cotta with my father and his wife. it was yummy. she served the panna cotta with peach and cherries.

honestly that was it for my uneventful day (except for that dumb spider (T^T) im going to end it here. since it is getting late and I have nothing more to add. I think im just going to watch an episode of familiar wife while crocheting while im waiting for sam to call me.

bye

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[iichaeyj]

enhypen as cute things they would say to you . . . ♡

PAIRING: enhypen x gn!reader

GENRE: fluff

WARNINGS: none

WORD COUNT: 0.9k

A/N: this is the enhypen version of this txt post!! and yes, this is still inspired by things my bf has said <3

HEESEUNG

"would you love me if i was a worm"

JUST HEAR ME OUT

i feel like heeseung would like sending you his random thoughts and questions throughout the day

he's probably very busy so he just likes sending you things he'd normally say to you if you were right next to him

and sometimes he sends the most random questions just to get a lengthy response out of you

and it sounds so random and weird, but in all honesty, he just likes listening to your thoughts and likes sharing his

i feel like communication would be a big thing for him

and speaking with his s/o is just smth that calms him down, if that makes sense

JAY

"i'm always here if you need me"

idk but smth about this just radiates jay

like he'd probably be busy most of the time with his schedule, but he wants to make sure you know that he'll always be available when it comes to you

and i feel like he'd do this stuff pretty often, too

like he's the type to send good morning and good night messages

and ask if you've eaten throughout the day

he knows he can't always be with you, but he still wants to know how you're doing and take care of you

probably wishes you were there with him, tho tbh

he's just very caring and protective :((

JAKE

"i love you and i mean everything i say to you"

i feel like he'd just be so good at giving reassurance

and you wouldn't have to ask for it either

he just always makes sure to tell you how he's feeling and how much he loves you

like he would not let you doubt his love for you for a second

i just feel like he'd be really good with his words

like even when it comes to random things like when you're picking an outfit or doing your hair, he always makes sure to compliment you

he's just the sweetest honestly :(

SUNGHOON

"i'll make time for you, just tell me when you're free"

i think that quality time is a big love language for hoon

i feel like we all know he isn't the best when it comes to showing his emotions and being romantic all of the time, but he does love you and shows it through his actions instead

like he just loves coming over and hanging out with you

especially if you two have been dating for a while, he'd probably just show up randomly at your place all of the time

and tbh i feel like he'd like going on dates, too

no matter what type of date, he just loves being with you

sorta random, but he's also the type to win you a teddy bear from a crane machine

like he'd waste a lot of money in the process, but he'd be so determined

SUNOO

"you need to stop doing that or i'll just keep falling for you harder and harder until you can't get rid of me"

okay okay but tbh i can see sunoo being very playful in a relationship

like he'd definitely annoy you for like an hour and keep saying you can't get rid of him because u love him, yk?

and you rlly can't bc u do rlly love him <33

also i feel like he'd just be so good at giving compliments

like whenever you do anything, like literally anything, sunoo calls you cute

you could literally tie your hair and he'd be all dramatic and call you a goddess or smth

he's rlly the cutest plz :(

JUNGWON

"this reminded me of you"

i feel like jungwon would do this a lot

like idk why, but whenever he sees smth cute, he sends you a picture of it and claims that it's you

it's honestly rlly endearing :(

and i feel like he's also the type to just send a lot of pictures in general??

like he just likes sending you pictures of what he's doing or pictures of things he found cool

he thinks of this as a way of having you with him even when you're not there physically

he's got it bad for u honestly

and he always smiles when sending you said pictures

it's so cute gn i can't do this anymore

NIKI

okay tbh i didn't know how to like make this a quote, but he always matches your energy

like if you're screaming about smth, he will always scream back

it doesn't matter if you're screaming cause you're mad or excited or whatever, he will always make sure to give you back the same energy

you could literally be screaming about how annoyed you are at a person and he will chime in to agree with you without even knowing who the person is

i feel like this just comes naturally to him, too

like he just wants to let you know he's on your side and he wants to keep up with how you feel, if that makes sense

honestly, i feel like conversations with him would be so fun

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[scarlet-fantasies]

yeah i think domestic eren headcanons sound nice, like everybody always writes him as an fboy but i feel like if he found someone he truly loved he would be very passionate and loyal.

Hi anon,

Yeah I agree with you. He's nothing but a simp for you tbh. Sorry it took so long to get it done but here it is.

- Scarlet

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Domestic Eren hcs

::description:: Eren loving his domestic s/o and just domestic moments they have together after being into a relationship for like 5+ years. So husband material things.

Gosh does he love it when you are domestic but so he in some aspects.

So I’m just going to write about what you both do and mostly how much he loves you being domestic and what he does.

Morning Routine Help

In the morning, he would try to cook for you.

I can’t guarantee if those pancakes/waffles are burnt-free or not.😂

But even if that doesn’t work he still makes you good coffee or some other beverage you like in the morning.

And he bought doughnuts and ice cream as a backup.

He’d bring you the food up to the room. (You are in your apartment.)

He brought you like a small tray where you both eat off of.

“Eren, why is there all this food here.”

“For you silly, I was going to make you the healthy breakfast that you said but then I wanted to make you something and that didn’t work so it’s a good thing I went and got these in the morning.”

“But Eren I’ll get fat if you keep feeding me these things.”

“Hmm, I don’t think I’d mind it if you had this bigger for me.” He’d grin, gripping your hips.

“Eren!”

He feeds you the food and he loves it most how you blush.

It’s most likely cause you're a little hesitant to have him feed you.

He just makes you look confused to the point where you ask him and he just ends up kissing you and smothering you with kisses.

And evening nuzzling his face into your neck and his facial hair just to tickle you.

And he does this when you cook for the both of you.

Also when you cook he doesn’t stop with the kisses on the cheek and all the back hugging.

Also going back to giving you breakfast in bed he really likes watching you eat and how you can look so focused and cute.

“What?”

“You’re so adorable.”

“Eren.”

“No really, you’re so cute.” He’d smile, pinching your cheek.

He showers with you in the morning if you allow it but it is better not to since he gets too touchy. And that makes you waste time and you’d know that from past experiences.

Tho when you’re getting ready for school (probably uni) he picks out clothes for you so you already have it ready.

Although, Eren isn’t big on fashion so you have to fix the outfits because he just doesn’t match your outfits well at all. Like everything will go well till he adds like a red purse with your purple shirt or something.

Tho he does get protective if you choose something revealing.😂😂

“You’re not wearing that.”

“Why not? I thought it was cute.”

“It is but you’re only supposed to be cute for me.”

“But Eren—“

“No buts princess.”

He’s always calling you princess, babe, bby or baby girl when being sweet.

He hardly uses your name.

Even tho you use his most of the time, you can’t ever find a nickname for him.

But you do refer to him as boy sometimes🤣🤣

He helps with your hair and if you complain about him hurting you by pulling the knots he apologizes and kisses your forehead.

He probably event watches tutorials to give you cute hairstyles.

But he’s honestly going to ruin your hair with all the hairspray he’ll use sometimes.😅😅

But that’s only on Saturday when he has more free time.

Anyway, apart from getting you ready he’s always getting ready to drive you to school. Even if you can drive he drives you all time bc he just doesn’t want you doing work.

Idk but i see that after years of being together you might have a long career path, and probably bc you’re younger than him so that’s why you’re still in school and he’s probably going to work.

Let’s say his job here might be like a teacher or a writer of some sort.

So yes he drives you and he picks you up.

He ruffles your hair and gives goodbye and good luck kisses bc he believes you need them.

For lunch tho he either buys you it, takes you out or he makes you it sometimes cause it’s not hard to make a salad or sandwich.

Or is it?😂😂

And when he’s really feeling up for it he leaves you notes to make you smile.

He always writes cute and sometimes corny things.

They could be sexual but usually not bc he doesn’t want anyone else knowing that.😂😂

You two have this thing where he says your his baby and that he’s your kid.😂 it’s weird but it makes since bc Eren can be such a kid.

He probably calls you kiddo sometimes too.

And he always sees you as his baby cause he’s just silly and needy like that.

Oh yeah, he’s really needy.

But not like he’s always saying I love you or miss you cause he doesn’t waste the meaning but like he gives you the hint that he’s thinking about you.

He can like, not cook, like maybe, he can make a grilled cheese but he just sucks at everything else.

He can like, not cook, like maybe, he can make a grilled cheese but he just sucks at everything else.

So I see his gf being able to cook. So he depends on you when you tell him no more takeout.

He can get spoiled if you cook frequently. But this doesn’t mean he’ll take advantage.

Bc when you cook he doesn’t leave everything to you he actually helps and does what you ask him like he will cut up what you need, he gets the table ready, he takes out the trash and helps with dishes.

So you’re happy about that at least.

Tho, he is very clingy with his back hugs and cheek kisses.

His arms are always around your waist.

Rubs his facial hair into your neck and cheek when kissing you and when he’s being playful. Mostly because he wants your attention.

“Eren, please. I can’t cook when you're like this.”

He whispers dirty things in your ear a lot.

“Do you wanna make this kitchen more of a mess? Cause I know to mess you up.”

He tugs on the waistband of your sweat pants. And tries to slip his hand in and you constantly push it away.

“Eren, please I’m trying to cook.”

“Babe, please, I’m trying to enjoy my meal so be still.” He always says be still bc he sucks and thinks it’s fun to tease.

Eren literally would straight up finger/give oral to you while in the kitchen.

He loves kitchen sex and doing it on the counter.

Tho if he doesn’t get that action he will still stare at your ass in sweat pants and grab it whenever he pleases.

Even when he’s being cuddly with you that doesn’t mean his other hand isn’t fondling your ass or something, I mean c’mon this is Eren.

Usually though there isn’t much talking he’s just super handsy while you ignore him.

And he always nuzzles his face into your neck, especially if he’s been lazy with shaving bc he knows how much his semi-beard tickles your skin.

Cleaning

Eren isn’t super clean nor super dirty he’s decent but he always tries to make his room dirty bc he wants you to help him fix it.

Like not only does he get to watch you bend down but he likes seeing you move around in small places and working hard to finish.

He thinks your effort and facial expression is cute lol.

Loves poking your sides too.

But he will help because he hates making you do all the work. Plus it’s his mess so he feels responsible in that sense to clean up but he just trashes it so you can clean with him.

That way he isn’t bored.

He ties up your hair in a ponytail or he braids your hair so it’s not as hot when you clean.

He has scrunchies at his place just for you.

And he can be a little rough with the ponytail when he groups all the hair and holds it up to look tight.

“Oww, Eren. Easy.”

“Sorry babe.” He’d say kissing your head.

Deep down might be thinking about his hair pulling kink but that’s not what this is about. This is supposed to be cute hcs of him and but so stuck on exploiting his perverted ass. Like forgive, I view every man as a dog when it comes to sexual contact.

Anyways he likes seeing you clean in a white cotton dress you put on sometimes cause it’s old. But he likes it cause it’s slightly see through and mostly cause it’s short but accents the curves on your body.

You usually carry the laundry basket on your hip and toss in the clothes but Eren alway tells you to give it to him since he thinks it might be heavy.

“Babe just give it to me.”

“It’s fine I got it.”

“Y/n, you don’t need to hold it, let me do it this time.”

After some convincing you give him the basket as you toss in some of the laundry.

He splits the chores with you and I’m not surprised if he’s done you’re laundry and you were kinda embarrassed to give him your clothes.

“Babe it’s just clothes.”

“Yeah but my underwear’s in there.”

“All the more reason why I wanna fold them.”

“Eren.” You’d blush only for him to chuckle and kiss your forehead.

When you’ve put the clothes in the washer you’re about to continue cleaning but he tells you to take a break with him.

Eren picks you up and sets you on the washing machine and you just question him with your little smile.

“What are you doing?”

Instead of answering you he just smiles to lean in and give you a kiss.

It’s honestly just sweet and he usually gives you a piggyback ride after, while you two head downstairs to finish other chores.

If you two are cleaning the car tho he does spray you with water all the time.

And if you two are cleaning the backyard and watering the plants at either your house or his he it can certainly turn into a water fight with him.

Comfort

If you can’t make a decision on something he tries to sit you down so you both can talk about it.

Or if you are feeling down he hugs you and comforts you.

“Hey c’mon, it’s gonna be okay.”

“How do you know that? Do you know what this means?”

“I don’t know but I know that we always find a way. Besides, I'm gonna be here no matter what. I’m not leaving you baby.”

He’s always kissing your forehead and bringing you into tight hugs.

He even rubs your back if you’re crying.

Seeing you cry is literally the hardest thing for him but don’t worry he’s prepared to give you his soft hugs and reassurance any second.

He gives you tissues and usually gets a bath ready for you and he ruffles your hair bc he loves you so much.

If you’re not very good at opening up he will wait for you to get comfortable and he is understanding of how you feel.

“Y/n, you know that whatever it is, I’ll listen.”

“I know, but I just can’t burden you.”

“Yes you can, I’m your boyfriend. I’m supposed to hear what’s bothering you. It’s my job to make you happy besides, I don’t wanna see you sad.”

You will of course end up getting the courage, possibly after a lot of stammering or even crying (depends on your mood) and he will just be there:

He gives the best hugs and kisses and you feel loved and cared for.

He probably gives you peach scented tissues or something.

Eren also gives the best cuddles to you.

And he says things he doesn’t usually say bc he’s being serious with you.

You better be careful though bc your crying could make him cry.

Being sick

When you are sick he becomes so caring kinda like some mom or something it’s a cute but also annoying side of him.

He puts you in bed, maybe even in his or whatever and he gets you some nice fluffy blankets to keep you comfy.

He checks your temperature constantly and puts wet rags on your forehead if needed.

Doesn’t let you out of bed tho, like he’s always telling you to sit down.

Eren buys all the medicine needed and takes you to the doctor or his dad since his dad would obviously be able to help.

He makes okay soup and ends up getting better with the more times he takes care of you.

Puts on movies for you to watch sometimes.

He probably helps you with homework too.

May end up getting himself sick bc he kisses you too much.

Ruffles you’re hair and helps clean up anything.

He’d even get you into the shower if you were too weak, like he does anything for you.

Bothers his parents about your sick state and his worry for you.

Like his mom would tell him that everything is fine and that you’re going to be okay it’ll just be a few days.

But his dad probably doesn’t want to answer his calls at a certain point 😂 😂 😂.

Brushes your hair while your sick probably braids it to avoid heat.

Speaking of heat he puts his hand on your forehead and on his to compare and see if you’re warmer than him.

If you whine or kinda complain about being sick he finds you cute.

And he finds you’re sneezing cute too.

He really likes how you’re wrapped up in blankets and are still cold so you always need him to warm you up.

And like he just knows when you need him.

Though he really gets upset when you get things like the flu bc you’re in a lot of pain.

But he will help as much as puke is gross. He isn’t too bothered by it and it’s because he loves you and cause he’s mature here.

Even if you get cranky about being sick he doesn’t get mad. I really think he mostly witnesses you being sleepy, cold, and not feeling well.

And maybe a little helpless.

“Aww You poor baby.”

When you sleep tho he thinks it’s cute.

Random

When something is high on the shelf he gets it for you with just his hand making it look so easy.

He does find it cute when you climb to reach something but doesn’t want you getting hurt.

Goes and get mail for you if your busy with other things.

Even goes grocery shopping if needed cause sometimes you are busy doing other things and vice versa.

He gives you back and foot massages.

Not really domestic but he snores and sometimes you hit him to shut him up.

He puts an apron over you when you two cook but he doesn’t like wearing the ones you have cause they’re girly.

He always scrunches his nose and complains when you put it on him if your two are baking a cake or something.

If he doesn’t know how to do something you teach him but its just funny to see him mess up.

He likes to wash your hair and read you poetry while you’re sitting in the bathtub.

Likes to read to you in bed too but sometimes you fall asleep.

Eren has met your parents and they love him I just see it and vice versa.

His mom adores you so much it’s honestly funny and plus you get more insight about Eren and get to see baby pictures so why not.

You have serious fights but he is usually over it pretty soon tbh but sometimes he takes a little to get over it.

You two usually argue over the little things though, like about he can be so needy and how you he sometimes doesn’t shower.

Or even about his room being dirty tbh.

It’s even about you stealing his shirts and him stealing your hair ties.

Oh, he gives you his jacket when you are cold and will use it when it rains and you two don’t have an umbrella.

Though he does like to kiss you in the rain and mess around with you.

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[naturesapphic]

Hiii I love your writing! You do a really good job of showing not telling (sorry my mom is and English teacher so i always be sounding like this). But really, you feel like you’re really there which is really wonderful writing and a joy to read.

Anyways I saw that you want Jade requests and I am in loove with her as many of us are haha

Will you please do one where Jade sings to reader? Like it could be she sings something to tell them she likes reader or it’s their anniversary idk 🥰

I love you

Jade west x fem!reader

Warnings: fluff :)

It was me and Jades six month anniversary today. She gave me y/f/f (your favorite flower) since she knows that it’s your favorite type of flower while I got her some new scissors and her favorite coffee. Jade texted me to show up in the black box theater after school. My last class just ended and I started walking to the black block theater thinking what jade was planning. ‘Maybe it’s a cute date? Or maybe she’s breaking up with me! Yeah no I’m overthinking it too much’.

When I walked in all the lights were off except for a spotlight in the front of the room. “Jade? Baby where are you?” I called out for her. Next thing I knew, jade was walking out to the stage with the cutest most badass outfit on. My jaw was to the floor and jade smirked at that. She pointed to the chair that was standing in the front of the stage so I went over there and sat.

Music started playing and jade softly began to sing

“La-la, la-la-la-la

La-la, la-la-la

I like your smile, I like your vibe, I like your style

But that's not why I love you

And I, I like the way you're such a star

But that's not why I love you

Hey, do you feel, do you feel me?

Do you feel what I feel, too?

Do you need, do you need me?

Do you need me?

You're so beautiful

But that's not why I love you

I'm not sure you know

That the reason I love you

Is you being you, just you

Yeah, the reason I love you

Is all that we've been through

And that's why I love you

La-la, la-la-la-la

La-la, la-la-la

I like the way you misbehave when we get wasted

But that's not why I love you

And how you keep your cool when I am complicated

But that's not why I love you

Hey, do you feel, do you feel me?

Do you feel what I feel, too?

Do you need, do you need me?

Do you need me?

You're so beautiful

But that's not why I love you

And I'm not sure you know

That the reason I love you

Is you being you, just you

Yeah, the reason I love you

Is all that we've been through

And that's why I love you

Yeah, oh, oh

Even though we didn't make it through

I am always here for you, you

You're so beautiful

But that's not why I love you

I'm not sure you know

That the reason I love you

Is you being you, just you

Yeah, the reason I love you

Is all that we've been through

And that's why I love you

La-la, la-la-la-la (oh, oh)

La-la, la-la-la (that's why I love you)

La-la, la-la-la-la (oh, oh)

La-la, la-la-la (that's why I love you)”

You were crying at this point and ran over to jade when she was done and jumped into her arms sobbing. “I love you too jade! So much.” You said as you kissed her passionately on her soft lips and she kissed you back with just as much love and passion. She pulled away and tucked a piece of your hair behind your ear while pecking your lips again “I love you so much more babygirl.”

A/n: I hope you enjoyed it and I hope this is what you requested! And thank you so much for the kind words <3333

Remember I love you guys and make sure to rest and to stay hydrated!

[shoutogepi]

Taking Care of Their Drunk S/O After a Girls’ Night Out

with Bakugou Katsuki & Kirishima Eijirou 

genre : [ ☀︎ ]  fluff!! & a tiny bitta steam~

hc prompt : how would he take care of you if you come home wasted after a girls’ night out?

author’s note : this is my first time writing headcanons!! idk if this is good hc material but lemme know what you think! :) **gif not mine!!

bakugou:

first of all, blasty is annoyed that you’re going out and ditching his elderly ass at home. it’s a wednesday night so who in their right mind would be going to the club?? sure it’s your close friend’s birthday but they couldn’t just push the celebration to the weekend like a normal person?

sure you have work tomorrow but you’re young enough and it’s your friend’s birthday, they just went through a breakup so you just wanna be there for them, physically and emotionally. and bakugou gets that, but he’s still gonna be crabby about it cuz he usually drags you into bed at like ten pm.

more importantly, he likes to have you tucked up in his arms, nose in your hair and tbh your ass on his crotch. it’s just so much easier to fall asleep knowing you’re safe and there with him, and even though he complains about it, the sound of your gentle snores really lull him into slumber.

therefore he has a hard time falling asleep just because you’re not with him, but then the fact that he’s in his large bed and you’re out and about, looking killer in that sexy clubbing number... he’s gnashing his teeth and twisting in the sheets no doubt. knowing you’re most likely very far from sober doesn't really help either. and just thinking of all the creeps that’re probably eyeing up every inch of skin, every curve hugged perfectly by that black sleek dress he usually loves but really despises right now… ugh, he just can’t sleep with his blood boiling like this.

so of course he’s still awake, very agitated may i add, when scratching noises at the door start at two thirty in the morning.

you’re pathetically attempting to open the front door, but the key to the apartment is almost identical to the lobby key and then… the elevator key is there too and oh my goshhh the mailbox key is so small it’s hilarious!! like it’s a baby or something and idk you’re just vibing, laughing at the mini object drunk off your ass.

and a disgruntled katsuki swings the door wide open while you’re giggling at your fucking keychain like an idiot.

caught like a deer in headlights, your expression actually makes his frown melt into an amused smirk, the corner of his lip twitching upwards. “hey dopey, what’s so funny?”

shaking off the embarrassment, you throw your arms into the air and close your eyes, a great big grin on your lips as you loudly cheer his name.

katsuki has a huge weak spot for you and you just look so genuinely happy to see him that he doesn’t bother to make fun of you further, he just slips an arm around your waist and gathers you inside.

he asks how your night was while he bends down to take off your shoes, instructing you to lean on the door for support because you’re all wobbly and clearly not capable of standing upright on your own. god, how did you even make it back by yourself in one piece?

once the shoes are off, he scoops you up like you weigh nothing. years of training have paid off, i mean, his biceps are probably the same circumference as your skull so… it makes sense that he’s able to carry you so easily but it still blows your mind every time he does it.

sets you on the edge of the bed, kissing your forehead when you ask if he’s always had such sparkly eyes. oh, how they shine in the moonlight. lmao you’re a cheesy drunk. he shakes it off with the classic bakugou tch but you know deep down he loves it.

he takes off your constrictive clothing so all you’re left in is your underwear, and yeah his eyes linger because you’re literally perfect to him. but it’s like three am now and he just wants to get you ready for bed, so he puts one of his ground zero shirts on you because he doesn’t trust himself to not escalate the situation with you sitting naked in front of him like that.

has you sit on the sink counter in the bathroom while he hands you your toothbrush, toothpaste already squeezed out and bristles wettened. as you very sloppily brush your teeth, complaining about how the mint flavor is “too spicy”, he’s busy getting out the makeup remover and wipes.

he watches you do your little routine every night so he’s well versed in what to do. he ties your hair back and you’re surprised, like, how does he know how to tie a girl’s hair?? you figure it’s from past experience so you let him know your thoughts.

he’s red from ear to ear with blush, and he adamantly explains that “it’s not that hard to do, smartass, i didn’t learn from that.”

is all pouty and grumbly as he swipes the cotton pad across your face but his touch is sweet and so careful, loving. you lean into him like a cat, and he gets even redder because fuck you’re really cute.

after you’re done brushing your teeth, katsuki hands you a glass of water and tells you to drink it, or else you’re not getting any cuddles tonight.

“slow down dopey— i didn’t mean all in one go!”

he puts on your skincare stuff too, and he even rubs it into your skin in the right direction and pressure.

you just kinda sit there and then suddenly you’re tearing up because your man is so considerate ?? and gentle?? and he’s just, ugh, perfect and all yours and you’re just really in your feelings all the sudden.

katsuki is shook when he stops focusing on rubbing the moisturizer into your neck to see tears gathering along your lower lashes.

“hey, what’s wrong, princess? did something happen? do you feel alright?”

you just pull him close and hold him tight. and katsuki is the smartest guy you know, he picks up all your social cues. so he softly wraps his strong arms around you, calloused fingers rubbing into your scalp.

“i just really love you,” you whimper, muffled his now damp shirt. “i’m sorry for keeping you up, i meant to just sneak in and slide into bed. you don’t have to do all this.”

he’s quiet for a moment before he squeezes you carefully, letting out a low sigh. “you worry too much, baby. you know i’d do anything for you...” he leans back and his thumb rolls over your wet cheek, eyes half lidded and a small, sincere smile on his lips, “and, i really love you too.”

kirishima:

kiri isn’t really the type to get super overprotective, and he does his fair share of partying so he is more than understanding when you tell him you’re going to the club with the girls.

he does pout a little when you tell him he can’t come, but he quickly accepts the fact because he understands it’s “girls’ night” and he probably wouldn’t want to be there for that anyway. although he does quip out a small comment about how sexy you look in your clubbing outfit, and how much sexier it’s gonna look on your bedroom floor later on.

safe to say you leave the house with a blush on your cheeks and a little heat between your legs.

you’re out with the 1A girls tonight— you’d all stayed pretty close after graduation and somehow you’d finally managed to get a night that all of you could attend. you can’t remember how many rounds of shots go by, and by the time the club is closing, your friends are all in various stages of drunkenness.

tsuyu and ochaco are playing some children’s hand game and singing along to it while they clap their hands together incessantly, jirou and hagakure are stepping on the cracks in the sidewalk as some kind of competition and yelling in indignation, and mina and momo have their arms around your shoulders as they debate what would be tastier right now: takoyaki or taiyaki.

honestly you keep tripping up on the words because they sound so similar, so the conversation just keeps going in circles until one of you finally decides to call a cab.

it’s about one in the morning— the group had left the club to get a snack before the easy mart across the street closed and you’d each gotten probably too many foods, your eyes bigger than your stomach.

kirishima laughs when you walk into the apartment, wobbling a bit with the (surprisingly full) plastic “thank you!” bag swinging around in the air.

“hey babe, whatcha got there? woah now—“

he reaches out and catches you before you tumble over, a red brow raised teasingly at your questionable balance.

“you alright baby?”

his voice is always deep, but it sounds even more intoxicatingly velvety in your drunken stupor, and all you do is give him the eyes with your tongue poking out between your lips.

he laughs at you again, nodding and whispering a “later, eager girl” in your ear as he sits you down on the couch, large hands fiddling with the straps on your ankles.

kiri frowns as the heel comes off, angry red marks marring the top of your foot, the back of your ankle faring even worse with a blister rubbed raw laying there.

you hiss when he touches it experimentally, a look of surprise on your face and frustration on his.

“y’know you’re really deadly in those heels babe, but if i’d known they’d hurt ‘ya i wouldn’t have let ‘ya wear ‘em out for so long…”

he disappears into the bathroom for a moment only to come back with the first aid kit. he gingerly holds your foot with one hand, the other dabbing some antibacterial cream onto the wound. he rips the wrapper with his pointy teeth, and you stifle a laugh at his red hero logo littered across the bandage.

he chuckles at your laughter, pressing a gentle kiss to your knee as he repeats the action on the other foot.

once he’s done and you’re all bandaged up, he sits next to you on the sofa, pulling your legs up across his lap.

he is not afraid to stay up late with you— actually, he prefers it because he just loves talking with you, especially when you’re all giggly and blushy because of the alcohol. plus he doesn’t want you to go to sleep still drunk (which he can tell you clearly still are), cuz he thinks you’ll have more of a hangover and it’s not that he doesn’t wanna take care of you tomorrow, it’s that he doesn’t want you to be in any pain if you can avoid it. he is a gentleman after all.

kiri inquires how your night out was, and you inform him of all the fun you’d had with the girls. he nods as he listens, big hands coming to rub your feet with the tiniest bit of strength— just enough to soothe your aching feet.

he tends to your every need;

fetching you an icy water bottle and encouraging you to drink from it frequently— “take another sip for me baby, I’ll add another minute to your massage if ‘ya do— haha that’s it, good girl!”

turning on the fan when you say you’re a little warm— “you’re hot? yeah i know. kidding. lemme get the fan for ‘ya.”

flicking on the TV and putting on your choice of entertainment. he doesn’t mind that it’s that show you love, even if it’s his third time watching this particular episode— “great choice babe, this one’s funny… hey, what’s that look for? of course it’s alright, i love this show!”  

it’s more of a background noise anyway as he talks with you, genuinely enjoying your company and just being there with you. he just wants to chat with you; share your smiles and hear your thoughts from the night, make silly jokes about the show and hear your laugh, lay his cheesy pickup lines on you even though you’ve been his for quite some time now.

and it’s so cute to him how you stumble on your words and amuse yourself when you’re drunk like this, and then when you remember you had bought snacks he swears his heart skips a beat at your squeal of excitement.

“this one’s for you!” you chime happily, hand outstretched and offering the box of pocky to him. his heart melts a little (okay maybe a lot) at your gift— he’d said he was craving chocolate last night and you had remembered, even in your intoxicated state.

gosh, he really loves you.

he’s about to voice the emotion when his thumb brushes over the perfect spot on the arch of your foot particularly hard, and a loud moan erupts from your lips, your brow furrowing and your lip pinching between your teeth.

you share a heated look before he lets out a breath he didn’t know he was holding.

“thanks babe, but the pocky’ll have to wait,” he murmurs as he tosses the box aside, pushing the bag of snacks onto the floor. crawling over your legs with a sharp-toothed smirk on his lips, he growls lowly, a glint in his crimson eyes. “there’s something else i needa taste of now…”

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i checked this list and it said persona so im hoping this is still ok. Date night with the protagonists? (Makoto, Yu and Ren) please and thank you >///

ー『anonymous: Can i get dating headcanons for the persona protags (Makoto, Yu and Ren) please and super thank yous. I love these boys so much. ;A;』

note(s): I am going to combine these requests as they are similar enough I hope that is alright! no real warnings for this one either, I just think these dudes are neat. Also I know they all have like 5 different names, so I just went with the ones I am more familiar with. Maybe(????) spoilers for 3, 4, and 5, so if you haven’t finished or played them, be warned (although, idk if anyone would read it if they haven’t played the respective game but idk warning for spoilers just in case) also idk how i feel about these hcs rn, but i did my best dhdjdj

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What our dear protagonist lacks in overall extrovertedness, he makes up for in action. Surprise surprise, dates can either range from hanging out in the dorms and cooking a nice meal together. Or maybe going to the mall and heading to the arcade. Or basically wandering around until your legs hurt and your purchases range from new outfits to weird antiques from the antique shop.

However he really does treasure these little trinkets, because the memory of your laughter when you were given a certain item will forever be ingrained in his mind. It’s a comfort in the end too.

Date nights are focused on you and you only. He definitely sets a date where he knows you both are free so that there’s less likely of a chance for being interrupted. He definitely wouldn’t want his time with you to be wasted. Although seeing his small pout when it does happen is very cute.

You also gotta be keen on if he sees something he likes and wants. While Minato won’t exactly say it, his gaze lingers a bit longer than usual. But he ultimately won’t get it, because he wants to focus on you and also save up for when the group goes to Tartarus. So if you surprise him with whatever he had wanted, he’s so happy.

While he is slightly more reserved in comparison to Yu and Akira, Minato speaks through action. Whenever you two are walking together, he always has your hand in his, or keeping close by in some way. He likes to cling to you when it’s just you two, his head buried in the crook of your neck as you two nap tother, legs tangled up together. Or the small jokes he says loud enough for only you to hear, but they’re still so funny. Sometimes you’re asked if he’s really a good boyfriend, and you have to laugh off the doubt, because they don’t see the sides of him that you do.

My god. Yu would absolutely be the best at arranging dates and hangouts. I take no criticism. Like you guys could literally just be walking all around Inaba, or just sitting by the river bed and it could be one of the greatest times you’ve both had together. A romantic at heart, Yu would also be a bit cheesy in arranging dates.

He shows affection through communcating it. Whether it’s a new outfit or something, he’ll say that you look incredible or if you’ve studied for a hard exam, he’ll make sure you know how amazing you are for passing. Idk just anything that has you smiling from sweet compliments and other words of affirmation. A big sap, honestly you try and joke about it but he just earnestly says “Who wouldn’t be for you?” And you have to sit down and hide your face in your hands for a solid 5 minutes.

You also gotta be cool with Nanako. But then again she’s a cute kid and a sweetheart so idk why you wouldn’t be. Although he does get a little flustered if it’s you two watching her while Dojima-san is working late at the station and the old ladies coo over how you three look like a mini family yourselves. Which is kind of a common occurrence. And I feel like Yu would know pretty well if he sees a future with someone he’s with, and with you he does shhh

Date nights in Inaba are really fun and a good way to wind down, sometimes it’s wandering Junes and finding whatever the newly advertised, as seen on tv appliance is. Or other parts of the shopping district, where he can really let go and just have fun for himself. When not worrying about school work or the cases the Investigation Team is working on.

some spoilers here; but after Izanami is defeated and the year ends. When Yu has to leave Inaba it doesn’t mean that he won’t put his best efforts to keep up the relationship. If possible, video calls or just the occasional text too. And when he visits, while he does miss his friends, he’s especially antsy to see you too. And when you’re both together again, he refuses to leave your side.

Now, Akira can be described as this suave, casanova type character. But he’s also a giant dork and you know it, he knows it, the Phantom Thieves all know it, hell even Sojiro knows it. It doesn’t mean his attempts at flirting doesn’t get you blushing. And when he sees the flustered expression, it only motivates him to keep going. But turn the tables on him, and he’s putty in your hands. (And he looks very cute).

Because of the way you met, aka, at Shujin, where his reputation was basically over and done with before it even began, he has a lot of doubt and trust issues, what if someone dared you to speak to the “criminal” or something? While he won’t show these doubts out loud to his friends, it’s still something he thinks back on a lot. But when you defend him vehemently one day, he knows he was right to trust you.

A part of dating Akira, is eventually finding out who he is. Maybe trips to Mementos cause him to be late to dates or not even show up at all. You end up stood up more often then not once things begin to get really serious. From small time school teachers to the literal Yakuza (and eventually a candidate for Prime Minister, and a god), you don’t know where he is. And that becomes really stressful because then the doubt™️ sets in.

To make this less angsty and more funny, imagine you know from figuring it out. He’s suspiciously watching the news on the PT, and no offense to Ryuji, he’s not the most quiet. So he’s so nervous trying to tell you when you’re just “yeah I know, sorry for not telling you, I wasn’t sure if you wanted me to know.” and he’s just the surprised pikachu face.

As for date nights, the city is your oyster. I’d say the world but mans still currently has a criminal record so probably not yet. But he’s gonna take you wherever you want. Whether it’s a themed cafe, or just the streets of Shinjuku, as you take in all the sights from the bright places, he’s willing to do whatever for you. That includes facing off kids at the arcade for a stuffed plush you saw and admitted it was cute. He is a man on a mission. And you cannot stop him. So you both end up back at Leblanc at the end of the night carrying your plushies and eating some curry that Sojiro left warming for you. That even includes the Big Bang Burger challenge he will do it for you , even though you probably do laugh at his pain after but you still coo and praise his efforts.

After he goes back home, record clean and world hopefully peaceful. Virtual dates become a thing, either just sitting and talking while having dinner or something is nice. He still loves to say those cheesy pickup lines that had you hiding your flustered expression as you walked through the streets of Shibuya on call. You only hung up on him once but he quickly called back and was very pouty about it. You were forgiven though with the promise of giving many kisses when he visits.