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pandaspwnz · 2 months ago

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Went out with 5 friends yesterday and after 2 peeled off, 4 of us went to a different bar where a third person left, but the last 3 of us stayed (and it's the latest I've ever been out I think, like I was home at like a quarter to 4) and it was so fun, but I keep thinking about this absolute legend of a guy we met, he was from copenhagen which I won't hold against him, and clearly already drunk, maybe somewhere in his early to mid 40s, and got so excited that one of us was rolling her own cigarettes, and he showed off he had a hidden full size vodka bottle stuffed down the front of his pants, and he also showed off his knuckle tattoos which on one hand was an area code for and I quote "the worst part of copenhagen" and then he showed the other hand which was like numbers that each represents a letter (idk what that's called) and was like "you guys know what this means right? Do we agree?" very excitedly, and it literally means "ACAB" lmao

Anyway then when he and his friends came back out later and saw that I was ALSO rolling my own cigarettes he got even more excited, pulled out the vodka bottle and asked if we didn't want a shot each, and normally I would not in any way want to accept a drink from a guy I don't know from a bottle stuffed down his pants, but I said sure man, if you're offering why not, not intending to actually drink it, but one of my friends downed hers immediately before he even finished pouring for the rest of us, and it literally was just vodka so I also just drank mine (well, half, he filled up my shot glass quite a bit more than hers had been, not on purpose but he was drunk and it was hard to control, so I gave her half of mine) and it was just such a fun experience and he had such a rad fucking vibe and he was so nice lmao, like he left immediately after and wasn't in any way pushy even though one of his friends was telling him he was and telling us she'd drag him along so he wasn’t intruding, but he was just honestly a great dude and it was a great experience and I had a really good time overall and I love my friends 😭

#AND i think my new meds are also helping my tolerance a lot because last time we were out i had half a beer and was way more drunk than last #night where i had almost a full 750ml bottle of 5% alcohol myself 2 shots a gin hass a breezer and 2 juice and vodka/gin drinks #and i dont have anything even remotely close to a hangover today thank god still havent experienced one #but it's also a testament to how much i like these people because i had a pretty bad headache all day yesterday from when i woke up and i #forgot my loop earplugs at home and i still stayed out as long as the rest did #it was such a lovely time #we also all chatted and played Red Flags and Cards against humanity and later Who's most likely to and it was just such a good time #as someone who lost the years of my life when people usually do the drinking and partying and only have tried it once or twice it just means #a lot #and then meeting fun randos on top of it is just. idk it feels like I'm maybe starting to catch up on what i missed?#it's great #who knew life could be like this #my post

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lupins-hehim-pussy · 8 months ago

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I think I accidentally made Wriothesley AuDHD. fuck

#ingital #did you know there's a bit in ingital i cut out where he tells Neuvillette they have to go get their kids tested. it's cut out of the carol #and vautrin scene. because I wanted to recontextualise carole's canon story as like about her social ostracisation because she's #a weird little girl with a very strong sense of justice (autistic like her dad lol). and I wanted it to just be a family moment where #wriothesley just very casually suggests getting their kids tested to see if they need additional support. and its just because i wanted it #to be seen as a very normal. even slightly positive moment (carole you're just like your papa!). because . you dont often see an autism #diagnosis as a Normal thing. much less a silly fun thing. and Ingital is silly fun the fic #the thing is. I specifically sat down and told myself. I'm gonna write a neurotypical man because not every single guy in my fic has to be #neurodivergent. when I write wriothesley it's usually more about trauma cptsd and high functioning depression anyway.#but I am autistic. even my trauma/depression/mentally ill experience is viewed through autistic lens. which is why im like #I should learn how to write a neurotypical man right. this is so dire. because what if i CANT. GOD #severe trauma does things to your neurotype anyway so he's Not Neurotypical but GODDDDDDDDDDD I made the fucking. disorganised #basement dwelling tech nerd gag in the latest chapter. and I FORGOT THAT THAT'S TIPPING INTO AUDHD TROPES/STEREOTYPES.#I know this had potential to go into audhd territory from Day 1 when I decided he fucking dwells on stack exchange #but i told myself. well. just because he's a nerd and highly intelligent doesn't mean he's audhd. right. because if he still #has relatively normal sensory experiences (outside of ptsd/other mental illness symptoms) and is still within normal range of organisation #then he's not audhd. because the difference between audhd disorganisation/dysregulation and similar symptoms in depression/other illnesses #IS THAT HE'S STILL GONNA BE DISORGANISED WHEN HE'S NOT DEPRESSED!!!!!!! And he's not depressed in his little basement enclosure.#that . level of happy chaos. is exactly how he naturally operates when he's allowed to do what he wants. I fucking made him audhd AGAIN #and he even has his own extremely strange way of naming files.

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sieglinde-freud · 3 months ago

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feeling so ill about ekko arcane in a way i havent felt about a character in such a long time its so refreshing. i want to throw him at a wall and give him the biggest hug ever. i want to hit him with a bike (lovingly)

#freudian slips #HE MAKES ME EMO #i dont think ive felt like this about a ‘new’ character in a while #new to ME. well technically.#i think i mentioned it before but ive liked him pretty much since he dropped in league cuz antony del rio voiced him #so i went through all his lines and concluded he was awesome #but then i never played league so i forgot about him for like ten years #and while antony del rio doesnt voice him arcane (which is probs for the best. + reed shannon is fantastic)#he just got like five thousand million times cooler #HIS HAIR LOOKS LIKE HAIR INSTEAD OF WHATEVER THE HELL THEY DID TO HIM IN LEAGUE #‘its a mohawk’ well that mohawk looks like shit from a butt so where are we now #but i love him lots. im gonna buy a tshirt with his face on it #i have a lot of favs out there but theyre not usually quite this popular. cuz wdym i can walk into hot topic and hes just THERE #HE HAS A FUNKO POP!!!!#MY FAVS DONT GET FUNKO POPS… DO U RLY THINK INIGO FIRE EMBLEM WOULD EVER GET A FUNKO POP???!!!!#im drowning in content its fantastic. how come none of u told me how fun it is to have a mainstream blorbo #anyways. im excited. tho actually the merch is gonna have to wait bc im behind on christmas presents #but when i recover financially from that… ohhh ur mine ekko merch…#gonna put him on my wall

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watering-plastic-plants · 1 year ago

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genuinely confused at how my dad decided to get a degree in a scientific field

#i think it might have been a legacy thing from his granpa cause how else #that man hates everything that is related to science he hates learning he hates being wrong #it seems like he got all knowledge before age 18 and just stuck with it what he forgot he forgot it no longer exists #today it was earthquake denier basically his opinion is that over here there was 1755 and nothing else #just loud and dumb and wrong #i do Not get it. like i love science!! the whole fun of it is learning new things! especially at this surface level #where you can just get a bunch of knowledge about a bunch of different shit and broaden your library of fun facts and trivia #but he genuinely hates learning. idk if it hurts his ego to realize he is a lot dumber in a lot of different topics than a lot of ppl #like sir you who last studied earthquakes in 5th grade and never again do not know more than a doctor of sismology you just dont!!#like its not even close!!! that should be a good thing to realize! that people just go ham on their niche interests and end up #arming humanity with digestable knowledge!! thats so fucking cool! how could you possibly like science and not like that people know more #than you and are willing to teach and to share!!#anyway yea love science hate my dad the usual <3 #rambles

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poisonouspastels · 1 year ago

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actually im kind of thinking abt how all the main players in the AU are probably way more mentally Not Great than it may appear at first

#like Alex is constantly worrying she isn't doing enough for her family and pushes herself way too hard physically and mentally bc of it #no one expects it out of her but she kind of just got herself into that mindset and ends up hurting herself by pushing too hard usually #(Rana is working with her to help break the habit)#Herobrine lived in caves for like 7 (I think. im too lazy to go check the rough timeline rn) years straight #like i already dont have to explain why thats bad on its own but hyperfixating on a dead civilization that long #to the point where you almost entirely forgot your first language is Worse.#he's had so many spider bites and eaten parts of spiders that he's literally just immune to the venom now #Rana you'd think would be better off since she's like the traditional happy cheery character but I guess that's also why she's Not #being happy is a choice to her. she's lived through some of the worst shit but she keeps persisting because the world needs more love in it #she's going to be happy out of spite despite all the odds and she wants to give that to others as much as she can #this girl walks in and out of the Nether every other month for potion ingredients like how 'okay' can she actually be really #Steve is probably like the most normal by comparison #but im not really sure how sane you can realistically qualify yourself to be when you've previously done DIY top surgery with a sword #that was not a fun day for neither Steve nor (pre transition) Rana but it worked! please dont do that again #no one else do it either neither of them would recommend it #he's not traumatized from that or anything but ill be damned if the gender dysphoria didnt win that day #but at the same time so did he. via the use of like 20 healing potions #thanks Rana #minecraft au mastertag

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todayisafridaynight · 2 years ago

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ssssSIGHHHHHHHH. i miss daigo *was just looking at him*

YEAH..

#snap chats #i love him sm bro... unreal... every time i think about him for too long i go insane #looking at my daigo locket as tho he were my husband at sea and not a videogame character #funny bit bout that locket tho it happens to fall of its hook sometimes and so it did yesterday so i put it in my pocket #but i forgot to take it out before goin to bed so Imagine My Shock when i wake up this mornin and see the lil thing there #did give me an excuse to look at daigo first thing this mornin.. gave me the energy to exercise it did #yk how when you're working out and you're thinki' shit like #'if i dont do this rep someones going to break into my house and kill my dog and i wont be able to do anything about it'#yeah same shit except i just be thinkin Do It For Daigo Bro #i aint even in the same building as my dog anymore </3 #i'll see him again in like. a month when i gotta go to my sister's wedding so that'll be fun ig #no bruh on that i was talkin to my bestie bout that and what i was gon wear #and she really go 'wear the masato outfit :)' and i be like NOOOOO however. it would be very funny if i did #MUCH to consider..#tags are everywhere as usual but i just like to overshare :)

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coridallasmultipass · 5 days ago

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#hooh boy my fingers are mad at me lol i played a lot of guitar again... including finishing practising the song my mom wanted me to learn #i played it for her pretty well... as well as someone can whos only played it over 2 playing sessions #and then i was trying to explain how im usually not playing that kinda music and tried to give an example when i downtuned again #and proceeded to play like a complete noob because i hadnt been warmed up to downtuned chord progressions #i couldnt read my own tab handwriting my phone kept falling i couldnt figure out shit #soon as she left the room i figured out what i was reading wrong and played my stuff fine again lol #at least i played the song she wanted me to learn just fine but she complained that i had to have the real song in the background #(bc i couldnt make sense of the pacing between segments on her song. i needed the rest of the music going too)#but yeah. so i started playing downtuned stuff for myself and had a BLAST #i learned so many riffs and then tackled halfstep tuning and learned more soad #fun stuff but my fiNGERS. MY BACK. OW. i gotta just wrestle my jacket chair to play on next time instead of my exercise ball #but that still wouldnt solve the problem of 'my phone doesnt balance on my leg while im playing'#anyway holy shit man soad plays fast that took me forever to warm up to it and i still cant do it at that pace (obv)#but i also learned a cool part to a diff rammstein song too (much easier)#and AND. YALL. I LEARNED PUSH IT BY STATIC X AND THAT SHIT IS SO FUN #i forgot the music vid looks a lot like an animation i did in college (unknowingly)#would be fun to combine them (but thats a lot of effort for low reward idk how id record anyway)#(is it as easy as just an aux cable from the amp??)#so yeah. my fingers fucking hurt from sliding when playing soad AFTER everyrhing else i was playing #i like lost the calluses i had last week bc i took a bath earlier this week lol like fuck #im so tired man. i was tired when i started. but i did it. but like im legit sleepy. ugh. i hate the cold.#personal #delete later / /#also like lmao @ my mom having me learn a chill indie rock sounding song while im going nuts over industrial metal #she knows i like this music idk why she was surprised im not into that kinda sound #'whats ur favourite song?' YOU DONT WANNA KNOW. trust me. (tho tbh i dont have one but trust me its nothing good)#((i was into rammstein as a teen so idk why im defensive now obv just hadnt heard much of their stuff. my fave band was way heavier. idk.))#i cant search my phone music player by 'most played' but itd probably say ich tu dir weh after the past month of it on repeat lol #anywau gonna go drink iced tea and try to shower before it gets too late

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itsalwaysdark · 13 days ago

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ive realized redently that i think i enjoy cooking . can you guys believe this

#did not know this at all. and of course im not like rly ffancy cooking ive just gotten a little bit better with seasonings and stuff like #this you know. But still it makes me happy and i like 2 talk abt it....#i think it might just be when im high though now im thinkig abt it the time i cooked b4 that that i had fun i was also high.#bc normally i get way way way way way too stressed . like i usually start crying midway through the middle of making a meal i Know how to #make that ive made approx 800 tomes #buttt. when im high i get 2 have fun and try thingsand i dont get super freaked out and have to have lamp like. hovering around me to make #sure i dont freak out. which is humiliating i cannot lie to all of us . but we move ... rhe only problem this time was i minorly forgot abt #a few things but nothing catastrophic happened aside from i had to sit down like 4ish times bc i felt rly faint. but its okay #the cats r in here theyge been in here for like 20 minutes they are notttt supposed to be bur theyre so cutesies :] so i havent kicked them #out bc i secretly i love when theyre in here #Butttt they eent supposed to be. :[ so i have to get them out #i might just go on and feedthem (thought that has been trying to be thinked for the past 7 minutes) bc its basically meal time ...sooo yes i #will go do this. and ill get secondsss

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microwaving-tesilid-argente · 1 year ago

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lying on my stomach in bed kicking my feet in the air. what about a Reed timeline where Ephael & Hestio are in the party that eventually seals him away. Do you think they'll recognise him 😊

#s-class heroine spoilers #vatican trio #like honestly we're 170 chaps into the story and i still dont know if hestio & ephael survived in the non-ailette rounds (crying blood)#signs point to yes bc tesilid still seems very familiar with them #so anyway 😊#would reed have killed them or no #or more accurately would he have given them a painless death or no #this is supposed to go into my vatican trio fic but honestly i dont think its ever going to get completed #but like. thinking thoughts abt how their r/s would have developed as tesilid steadily lost himself...#or from the other two's perspective: as he suddenly lost his soul after returning from the atelier mission #or lost his mind #or just died by apparently causing a dungeon burst #and then this mf with his face appears #hmmst #itll be so fun to explore tesilid's descent through hestio & ephael's pov......#ooooh now thats a fic idea...#FORGOT MY USUAL DISCLAIMER #DO NOT GIVE ME SPOILERS DO NOT HINT AT THINGS #THANK YOU ❤️#anw its also possible that cartelyena (grandma) is the first one to recognise him too #bc how many regressors do you have running around?

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violight-ghost · 2 years ago

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Vent!!

#idk if its a normal thing or might be a trauma thing but violent outbursts really uh #hooh.#idk im usually just rlly uncomfortable watching em on tv but my brother had his first one in a while (not violent but knockin things over)#& it brings me back (not good way) to when we were younger & both unregulated and i genuinely wanted to kill him and run away #i forgot the feeling but it's back!! not even his fault but i was like a bit irrationally pissed at him before this #because he wasn't helping out around the house & i dont want to be too harsh on him bc i get it but. thats the problem we're all tired #but we all try to help out.#anywayss im campin out in tha living room got some snacks i might watch some tv. i'll make it fun stay silly as i try to do #i dont feel like crying abt much but this his somewhere specific. not even his fault but i just dont like it & it's not good.#i learned how to handle my own shit bc i watched him ig. so im kinda pissed he hasn't caught on yet #anyway. it'll be fine i just feel like shit bc he's not abusive or a trigger or anything i just can never feel 100% safe around him #& that sucks bc we're real close & i do love him i just can never let my guard down completely with him ig.#bug squeaks #horrible things 2 say about a person with anger issues but i'm sure we'll get to a point where we can actually be buddy buddy just not now

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lerclan · 8 months ago

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duct tape | lando norris

type: written + smau at the end

pairing(s): assistant!reader x lando norris

summary: youve been landos assistant for a while now and you were asked to do the most embarrassing thing ever, but it wasnt you that was the most embarrassed in the situation; it was your boss.

warning(s): a funny and POORLY edited photo of lando norris done by me (i was cackling making it 💀)

fc: luisinha oliveira!

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"you want me to WHAT???" you spit out your drink.

"kiss him." the photographer, elise, says as you stare at your friend, eyes quite literally bulging out, "come on y/n..."

"you act like i kiss random people for fun." you say as you take a proper sip from your water.

"but hes not a random person?" she fires back as you roll your eyes.

"still. hes my boss and looking at the situation in general, thats quite embarrassing to do." you feel your face heat up, "how about we find someone else? i bet i can call someone with really luscious lips." you take out your phone and start scrolling through your contacts.

"no," she lowers your phone as you look at her, "he said he wanted YOU to do it."

"ME???" your jaw drops as elise starts laughing at your reaction, "youre lying."

"no im not!" she puts her pinky up as you intertwine your pinky with hers, "pinky promise."

"why me though?" you asked her curiously.

"i told him about the idea and how the stylist would do the kiss marks but he said he had the perfect someone to do the kiss marks and said your name." she explains as you give her a look, "okay to make it easier for you, hes gonna have duct tape covering his mouth. its for the aesthetics." your look immediately disappears and is replaced with a relieved expression.

"oh, you shouldve told me that earlier." you say as you finally smile, "that sounds a little bit easier to do."

"my bad, kind of forgot about it till i told you the story. woopsies." you laugh at her as she chuckles cheekily, "lets go to the set, its almost time for him to be ready."

you both arrived at the set and you noticed your boss all geared up next to an f1 car.

"i thought the set would be more scandalously themed, but this is so much better than what i anticipated." you let a breath out as elise laughs at you.

"do you think im a pornographer or something? gosh have faith in your friends innocence." she rolls her eyes jokingly and it was your turn to laugh now.

landos head instantly turned to your direction as he heard your laughter. he didnt know if you had agreed to the suggestion, but he hoped that elise didnt bring it up since he was feeling a little embarrassed now for acting impulsively with suggesting you to do the kiss marks instead of the stylist.

with how caught up he was in his thoughts, stressing over his impulsive move, he didnt realize that you guys were in front of him.

"lando? landooo???" you say waving your hands in front of his face.

"oh–yes? hi?" he says as he finally snaps out of it.

"you were zoning out. what were you thinking about this time?" you asked as he smiles.

"nothing in particular, just a little nervous on what to do in this photoshoot." he admits mostly.

"youre gonna do good, boss. dont worry about anything! just do what you usually do, your fans are gonna love it no matter what." you comfort him with a smile as he reciprocates the same expression.

you guys stare into each others eyes for a bit until elise finally interrupted you both.

"ahem! love birds can you guys contain yourselves for a sec–" you slap her shoulder lightly as she laughs at it as landos face turns a bit red, "i was just kidding!! anyways...im just here to tell you that y/n agreed to the idea, so ill be back with some duct tape and red lipstick." she walks off and you were left with lando.

"so...you agreed???" he asks as he feels his face heating up more from the fact that you agreed.

"yeah, at first i thought i was kissing you straight up...which is a very hard task to do considering our positions, but she told me you were gonna have duct tape over your mouth; so its like an indirect kiss. which i can mostly do." you answer his question with a small chuckle as he feels his face heat up more, "are you good, lan? youre looking kinda...red?? ish???"

"yeah, no, im fine. this is fine. im perfectly normal." he says quickly as you eye him out.

you reached for his forehead and noticed it was a little warmer.

"are you sure? you feel a little warm." you say as you start to panic thinking about his schedule for today.

"y/n, i am perfectly fine. its just the suit..." he lies as you look at him with doubtful eyes.

before you could pester him more, elise came back with red lipstick and duct tape just like she said.

"here, put this on your lips and also tape his mouth shut." she says as you grab the items.

"it will probably do us a favor if his mouth is taped shut." you joke as he rolls his eyes at you.

"gosh whats that supposed to mean?" he side eyes you as you laugh.

"it means..." you drag on as he looks at you, waiting for you to answer his question.

"it means wha—" his sentence gets cut off by you taping his mouth, "hmf mhmhf!!" he tries to talk but it comes out muffled.

"what did he say?" elise asks as you both laugh at his attempt.

"he probably said 'you muppet!', to insult me or something." you answer her, mimicking landos voice.

"sounds like him alright. perfect impression!!" she says as you take a small bow.

you put the duct tape down and opened the lipstick so you could put it on, kiss him, and get done with it already.

"you ready, lan?" you ask him as he puts his hands up to rip the tape off his mouth half way.

"no–wait. i need like a drink or something..." he comes up with an excuse as he feels his face get hot again due to the situation he put himself in.

"come on lando..its a quick peck and boom were finished!" you reassure him feeling a little flustered as you realize what youre actually doing, "come here."

he dodges you as you glare at him.

"WAIT. PLEASE GIVE ME A SECOND." he yells out as you roll your eyes getting impatient.

"okay fine." you go back to the spot you were standing in.

you look at him grab a bottle of water to drink and he starts fanning himself.

"are you sure youre good?" you asked as he nods his head quickly.

"dont worry about him, y/n. hes just feeling a little flustered because hes getting an indirect ki—" elise gets cut off by an empty water bottle getting thrown at her, "what the hell LANDO." she throws the water bottle back at him.

you laugh at their little squabble until the water bottle hit you and now theyre the ones laughing at you.

"I ALWAYS CATCH STRAY BULLETS I SWEAR. cant laugh in peace anymore..." you say as they laugh harder, "ANYWAYS, lando come here and let me kiss you." you feel your face heat up as soon as you realized what you really said.

"yeah let her kiss you lando." elise chimes in with a little melody.

"not like that��you know what–gosh whatever come on lando, you have places to be after this." you say finally grabbing his arm as he gets closer to you.

"okay, just do it..." he says as he grabs your arms and puts it around his neck, "WAIT WAIT WAIT AAAAHHHH!!" he yells out as he sees how close you guys are.

"LANDO MAN UP GOSH." you finally grab his face and kissed him on both of his cheeks, his forehead, and his lips. directly. completely forgetting the fact that his mouth was not taped shut.

you both dont notice that you guys were kissing lips directly until you both heard a camera click. you guys pulled back and thats when you noticed his lips completely covered in red.

"OH MY GOOOOSHHHH!!!!" elise squeals out as your eyes widen.

"I AM SO SORRY LANDO. I FORGOT YOU DIDNT HAVE IT ON–" you get cut off by lando.

"no, no. its totally fine, y/n...youre good. simple mistake. im completely normal and youre completely normal." he smiles at you, ready to explode from holding in a scream, as you smile back out of relief.

"also...ELISE DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW." you jump her as shes fighting for her life.

you suddenly feel somebody pull you back, which was lando with a huge grin.

"elise, let me see the photo." he says as you look at him.

elise unlocks her phone and pulls up the photo of you and lando kissing, which was a pretty cute angle and photo. you cursed her photography skills.

"you should totally send me that." he says as your jaw drops, "what? its a cute photo of us." he says not knowing where the confidence suddenly came from.

"before y/n dies from a heart attack, have her kiss you again. WITH the tape on this time." elise says as you felt your eye twitch, jaw still on the floor.

you eventually snapped out of shock and reapplied the lipstick so it was more pigmented and you kissed him again, with the tape over his mouth. you looked up at him and realized that he was smiling. you didnt know why, well you had a hint but you didnt wanna act on it.

lando quickly finished his photoshoot and now it was time to go to another place for an interview. you both entered the car and you were met with silence until he spoke up.

"sooo...do you maybe wanna go out for dinner tonight?" he asks breaking the silence as you look at him.

"arent you hanging out with carlos tonight??" you question him as he cheekily smiles at you.

"not–" he takes out his phone and texts carlos something and looks up to look at you, "anymore."

you laugh at his little act and smiled warmly.

"id love to have dinner with you, lan." you met eye contact as he smiles from ear to ear.

he grabs your hand and intertwines them together, keeping it that way till you both arrived at the interview place.

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landonorris dropping in with a kiss 💋

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mclaren our driver has never looked better! 🧡

landonorris thanks, mclaren!!! 🧡🧡🧡

user1 OMG I AM SCREAMINGAHEB

user2 HE LOOKS SO FINE OH MY GOSH

user3 WHY DOES HE LOOK SO SEXY 😻😻😻

user4 real question tho...who gave him those marks? 🤨🤨🤨

user5 probably the stylist or something

eaphotography nuh uh

user5 HUHH???

eaphotography 🤫🧏‍♀️

user6 HELPPPP

user7 im so jealous of the person that did that 😭😭😭

user8 CHAT I WANT HIM SO BAD

carlossainz55 wow is that why you were busy mate?

landonorris no? 🙄

carlossainz55 elise sent me a photo, are you sure? 😒😒

landonorris SHHHHHH

elise_amor LMFAOOO

ynnn MAN WHAT THE FLIP DELETE IT

elise_amor NEVERRRR. YOU GUYS LOOK TOO CUTE.

user9 photo? 🤨

ynnn NOTHING.

user10 what if this was a soft launch or something 😻😻😻

landonorris yeah..that would be totes..crazy...👀

user10 IT IS?!?&2&:

ynnn LANDO SHUT UP.

user11 GUYS LANDO AND HIS ASSISTANT, Y/N, ARE DATING 😳😳😳

user10 I AGREE W YOU

user12 how??

user11 i saw them kiss last night at this one restaurant

ynnn @/landonorris YOU SAID IT WAS A BLIND SPOT...

landonorris woops...cats out of the bag ig ☺️☺️☺️

user11 OH MY GOSH!/!/&2&:

user10 WHAT THE SIGMA

lerclan HELPPP THE PHOTO IS SO FUNNY

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ynnn bro cannot keep his mouth shut. BRING BACK THE DUCT TAPE.

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landonorris IM SORRY IM JUST HAPPY BABE 😻

ynnn youre lucky youre cute ❤️

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authors note(s): iaheiqhehwjq i hope this was good cuz i absolutely had no plot line 💀

ALSO YOU DK HOW BAD I WAS DYING AT ME EDITING THAT PHOTO OF LANDO I LITERALLY COULD NOT BREATHE 😭😭😭

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sanjisblackasswife · 2 years ago

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……we’re gonna need a fic about y/n leaving dickies on the monster trio….. and law…. Pretty please….😀🥹😙😙😙

𝔾𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 ℍ𝕚𝕞 𝕒 𝔻𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕪

If yall dont know what a dickey is its a hickey on a dick.

Ft. Luffy, Sanji, Zoro, Law

Blk Fem Reader in Mind

CW: Dick sucking.

Sanji

It turns him on in the worst way.

The first time you sucked his dick you overstimulated him to the point he was blabbering between “Please stop” and keep going.

The day after that he woke up to do his usual routine of getting ready when looking down to pee he noticed a small bruise under his tip.

“I—…Y/nnnnn!”

Like a child running to their parent’s room to tell them they three up he stood by your sleeping body and tapped your shoulder in a small panic.

“Y/n…baby…baby lookit.”

You were still half sleep, so turning around to see a naked Sanji with his semi- hard cock dangling 5 inches from your face made you peer up at him.

“Sanji, I told you if you wanna use me while i’m sleep use me.” You tried turning over, voice still sleepy, he wanted to laugh a little at youur drowsy voice but shook you some more.

“N-no Y/N. It’s this. This bruise you left. I think you left a hickey on me.”

That woke you up.

Sanji was shocked, and excited all at once he nearly forgot he had to get dressed to start cooking. He couldn’t stop praising you for leaving your mark on him.

“Y/N can…can you do this again”

“What?”

“IT’S GANNA WEAR OFF SOON I WANNA KEEP IT”

You on the other hand couldn’t be more embarrassed. You didn’t mean to suck his dick THAT hard. You probably should have stopped the first time you heard him scream.

Luffy

It’s very hard to leave a hickey on him at all with his rubbery ass body, you have in the past but it took A LOT of trial and error.

When you did finally pop off and away from your boyfriend’s pelvis you felt a little pride erupting from your stomach seeing a tiny little purple spot form on his shaft.

“I did it!”

“Did what.”

You never really told Luffy you wanted to leave a dickey on him. You kept it as your own personal goal so you didn’t know how to properly explain it to him

“You can do that?!” Luffy immediately sees the hickey on his dick and starts CRACKING UP as if he didn’t just cum like a whiney slut a few seconds ago.

“You’re like a puffer fish!”

“Shut up, Luffy!”

It just tickles him to know you sucked on his dick so much just to leave such a small mark. It wasn’t bad at all, but funny none theless. Now he actually expects a dickey from you.

Which.

Have fun with getting lock jaw everytime you go down on him now.

Zoro

Didn’t even know it was possible and neither did you so when you when to experiment Zoro damn near started actually moaning and whining due to overstimulation.

“O-okay okay okay fuck—you tried long enough! We can’t—FUCK—-!”

You were determined to leave that damn hickey, your mouth was wet and covered in drool, his cum, and your lips started to swell a little. Luckily you loved sucking him off anyways so this was just another Tuesday for you.

You really wanted to leave a pretty mark on his tip.

And that you eventually did.

“HA!” You smile, face wet, teary eye’d and flustered. You rub your thumb on the tip of the sensitive dick and it causes Zoro to grab your wrist.

He was absolutely exhausted.

“You got it. Please….fucking stop.”

“You’re so lame. But look! I did it!” 😁

Zoro just doesn’t understand you or the point of why you had to damn near suck the soul out of him for a bruise that’s ganna wear off in a few hours.

….He does like looking at it though. It reminds him of his slutty little girlfriend.

Law

He bruises very easily.

So this wasnt too hard you actually leave him in dickeys all the time

and everytime you point it out he hates it.

every

single

time

“I hate that fucking word.”

“I think it’s cute. Like your dick.”

“ENOUGH.”

Doesn’t get the point of it, he thinks you’re a sadist for it. You tend to bruise him up a LOT when you both get intimate.

He does get a little shy when you point out how good of a boy he was taking it. It’s almost as if he loves being praised and marked by you.

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twipsai · 1 month ago

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this one panel in issue #50 and it's, like, not THAT bad alright

fuck it im tired and had a long day this is my treat to myself. im talking about that panel. yes, THAT panel. which one?

THIS ONE. alrighty this is off the cuff and terrible, lets go.

so this panel isnt like, that bad in context when it comes to Sonic. i think specifically "ive made peace with enough enemies to know there is a better way" is a really interesting line here, because it calls back to the amount of times that the "villain" hes fought has just been a person whos hurting, and how hes been able to help those people. it makes sense that eventually hes more keen on trying to figure out someones whole story before deciding if theyve gotta go (which is rare).

but i want to talk about the FRAMING of this panel, and specifically the larger context of this issue in particular. theres a lot of flip-flopping in perspectives. usually, IDW is told through Sonic's perspective (loosely, this kind of thing is up to interpretation a lot), but in issue 50, it switches rapidly between four different groups -- Sonic and Surge, Tails and Kit, Eggman and Starline, and Belle and Metal. within these groups, the perspective its being told from changes a few times, but never as much as Sonic and Surge's do

i actually love these two when they interact as a storyteller myself, and one that has handled scripts too often for my own liking. Sonic and Surge do this thing where they push and pull the pacing of the script to fit their motives -- Surge keeps trying to escalate things, whenever shes in a panel everything starts pushing rapidly and it feels like the panels are tumbling off the page. when Sonic does anything, though, its slow and deliberate. hes having fun fighting, sure, but he can very much tell that Surge is trying to kill him and hes not having any of that. Sonic keeps things slow and focused, Surge tries to push things faster and unfocused. i could get into how this reflects her motivations and stuff but thats not what this is about i already lost track of what i was talking about fuck hang on

ok so. Surge knows shes supposed to be Sonic, to be BETTER than Sonic. its all she knows, really, and thats the problem. shes traumatized and full of rage and Sonic has been put on this high pedestal, not just by her, but by everyone. she cannot stand this.

this panel is how SURGE sees Sonic, specifically the composition. hes shrouded in light and physically above her -- its not even that subtle of a metaphor, they use it all the time in idw.

the entire overpowered saga shows Surge clawing for control of herself, her life, her freedom... this issue sets all that up in the main story. the way Sonic is framed here isnt how he sees himself at all. weve seen him do this exact same thing from his own perspective before, where everyone is on even ground. he doesnt see himself as above anyone, this instance of him being depicted as such isnt alluding to how Sonic feels about himself, its how Surge feels about Sonic.

and, look, its not the most well-done in the world. this issue has a whole host of problems, evident by the constant switching of focus from one group to a next (a problem that i think they did better on in the Phantom Rider saga). i literally forgot about Belle and Metal in this issue bc theres just so much more going on, i wouldve loved for them to slow things down a bit, maybe splitting it into two issues, but hey, what can you do, yk?

as an aside, i think its really weird how people narrow in on this specific panel of Sonic as being "so out of character", which i sorta like, 30% agree with (i think some phrasing could be better), and then ignore the page right after it...

...in which he pretty much says "you dont get freedom if youre gonna be a problem". funnily enough, on twitter i have this flow chart saved whenever i need a quick guide on Sonics morality and stuff, its really not that complicated

none of this is new imo, we see he has the same philosophy in sa1 and satbk. Chaos was blinded by rage and pain after being trapped for thousands of years RIGHT after they were attacked by the echidnas. Merlina was so scared of death (implied to be because she had lost family members and wasnt able to cope with it well) that she became a monster in an attempt to never let anything change ever again. these arent very different stories in my head i guess, just cases of Sonic seeing people who are hurting and doing his best to free them from that.

uhhhh anyways. all this is disorganized i forgot what i was talking about like 5 times while writing this but. people on twitter are ripping into this issue again. like its a b tier issue stop acting like its an f yk Q_Q i will defend anything if people are too mean tbh

thanks for making it this far if you read all this. i love idw a lot and i think that it does have some flaws, theyre all really blown out of proportion.

have a great day/afternoon/evening wherever you are yall :) bye bye

#sonic analysis #i guess #sonic idw #sonic the hedgehog #surge the tenrec #<eh idk i feel like surge fans could back me up on this?#or critique me if need be #its been a while since i really thought about surge a good bit. shes very interesting but also so complicated that i dont think i could eve #do her justice in like 10k words let alone like. less than 300 lol #ummm please dont bully me for this its just my onion thumbsup. if you wanna have a civil discussion about it tho you can come to my ask box #im nice

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