#i dont ship em ok

[sir-broken-bones]

That one meme

[g00seg1raffe]

So there was a post a while back about Ben Solo always being told "don't do (x), that's how uncle luke lost his hand" when he was a kid - and I raise you: Elrond and Elros being told "don't do (x), that's how Maedhros lost his hand"??

Like, at Amon Ereb when the twins were newly acquired and refusing to eat their vegetables and Maglor is Mag-mothering them until Erestor, feral half-sane clinically depressed anarchist Avari hostage/patient/infiltrator and Certified Little Shit, hits em with:

"I would listen to the Lord Maglor, winyamor, he well knows the dangers that come to young elflings who don't eat enough vegetables - after all, that's how his brother lost his hand."

Elrond looks conflicted. Elros squints suspiciously. "Truly?"

Erestor, practically comatose since the massacre but ultimately saved from Fading by the biological compulsion to fuck with you, lays a hand over his heart. "I would never lie about such a thing! Just what do you take me for? This is a true tale and a grave warning - the Lord Maedhros' hand was tragically lost in the days of his youth, whilst he was still growing as you are. He refused to eat his vegetables and so, cruelly deprived of the strength it needed to grow strong, his body started to fall apart! First his fingers, then his thumb, and then his palm and wrist - all turned blue and dropped off!"

"No!" Elrond gasps. Elros looks both terrified and impressed. Maglor's face is scrunched up into something that the twins probably interpret as pained - at reminder of the horrors of limbs falling off! - but is actually just him busting a rib trying not to laugh.

"Yes!" Erestor cries with relish. "And it never grew back. All because he didn't eat his vegetables. Isn't that right, Lord Maedhros?"

Maedhros, a looming terror at the head of the table, scarred and solemn and impenetrable as his fortresses, narrows his eyes consideringly at the unfolding shenanigans and the rascal behind it. His conclusion? Fuck it. He gives a slow, solemn nod. Completely deadpan and exaggeratedly formal, because it may have been centuries since he last had his brothers smothering laughter at political dinners but the Finwëan sense of humour, once caught, is not an ailment easily cured.

Maglor conceals his wheezes behind his goblet as Erestor nods sagely to the wide-eyed twins, who suddenly seem a sight more interested in their vegetables.

[quackity1999]

[Wilbur warily watches Quackity tense, unsure whether its folly or calculating shrewdness. What could Quackity possibly be thinking about so hard?]

[And then Q speaks. Wilbur doesn't blink, slipping from careful analysis to a full frustration far to easily.] Fundy- you've got him on the slots? [Wilbur chuckles out a disbelieving laugh, unbalanced.] He's, ohhh, you tricky bastard, you fucking- [Quackity plays the ace and he shuts up to groan instead. He knows what's coming.] Motherfucker. -🟣👓

[ oh, the house always fucking wins.

shit, that rush is like nothing else— the sweeping kick to the metaphorical ankle, the loss of wilbur's upperhand, the brass knuckle that now slots onto his fingers better than when they were his rings. ]

so prone to distraction, aren't we? tsk, tsk.

pucker up, ex-president.

[ there's no hesitation at all. rather than any kiss, it's quackity's blazing hot palm that lashes wilbur in the upper cheekbone— the relentless brass connecting hard to skin, intending surely to bruise, sharp and biting and over just as fast as it began.

slapjack— literally. ]

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[20s-turtle-posting]

hi erm,,,, i made an utrom oc and now he’s Donny’s qpp. sorry.

actually no im not i am so obsessed with them

aer name is Bf’Kel’re, Bif or Kel’re for short (Don is basically the only one who calls him Kel’re after Mikey came up with the nickname Bif). Also!! I don't know how well it comes across in these doodles but Don is like,, late 20s when he meets Bif and by the time theyr like "yea ig let's stay together 5ever" he's early to mid 30s

u can play with nir proportions as u see fit ne is literally built like a wad of bubblegum

[cheddertm]

no, YOU DON'T GET IT!!!! YOU CAN'T BE THE RIPTIDE PIRATES WITHOUT ONE OF THEM BECAUSE IT JUST FALLS APART. WITHOUT CHIP, JAY AND GILLIAN DON'T HAVE THEIR MAIN GUY, THEIR MAIN REASON FOR DOING ANYTHING BECAUSE HE SAVED THEM. WITHOUT JAY THEY WOULD LITERALLY JUST CRASH N BURN AND ALSO NOT GET COMFORTED THE WAY SHE IS WITH HER BECAUSE SHE ISNT AFRAID TO SHOW HER EMOTIONS OR BE EMOTIONAL AROUND THEM. WITHOUT GILLION THEY JUST DONT HAVE HIS SILLINESS AND WHIMSY, AND ALSO LIKE A LITERAL ROCK FOR THEM. IN THIS ESSAY I WILL-

[jirnkirks]

stolen from @waveridden

here are all my favorite women who i am pitting against each other <3

[living-la-vida-lesbian]

orange and green are my least favorite colors but steph and tim are slaying! good for them

[allmyandroids]

This scene made me giggle sm

[insufferablemod]

yall got any dave centric fanfic recs??

[daftpatience]

i think when the shop reopens i'm finally gonna limit what countries i can ship to. auggg

[soundsdangeresque]

days 3, 4, and 5 of inktowbew!

i couldnt think of anything for day 3 so i mixed it with day 4 and drafted bixby o7

[seithr]

if this garrus figure does not ship soon i may have to cancel it i'm sad man

[vrieseasees]

Just wanted to draw the lil man Fuery... :3c

[ribbonbonny]

THEYRE HERE!! AND IVE GOT NOWHERE TO FUCKING PUT EM 🔥🔥🔥

[sapphic-woes]

:) holy fucking shit I'm livid

[yumenosakiacademy]

not some1 being like "dni if ur ok w any ship or ppl who ship them" then being a SHU/NAZU SHIPPER bitch bestie tht was [they got development n r ok w each other now but still] a toxic ship the call is coming from inside the house lmao