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i’ve read The House That Jack Built over 3 years ago now and this quote still hunts me to this day - this is what Jack Harkness is about, no more, no less, this is him
#i cry every time#i dont even like this book#but this quote#this simple small quote#is everything to me#got his character perfectly on point#i love it#torchwood#jack harkness#torchwood books#captain jack harkness#doctor who#ianto jones#janto#owen harper#toshiko sato#gwen cooper
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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I was rereading Skulduggery Pleasant and realised it was a goldmine for cute Alastor & Charlie moments.👌
I’m gonna project genuine friendship onto these fuckers and you can’t stop me!
#grey art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel comic#charlie morningstar#alastor#skulduggery pleasant#for the dialog#guys go read those books they are like half my personality#even though Ive not been keeping up since Bedlam 😅#DEREK KEEPS WRITING THEM I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING#anywho….#Charlie and alastor being friends or something is something I’ll always devour
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Fear both ways.
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I animated two different versions. I wasn't able to import the first one (left) correctly because I animated it on Rough Animator, so I just decided to animate it again on Procreate (right). It turned out much easier to do the second time.
#PANIC!!!!!#SAM DON'T FREAK OUT!!!- uh.. Welp.... O-O#It's a GIF!!!! I'm really proud of how my little animation looks :) I tried going for a normal bug look since it's Sam's POV#Plus animating those bugs as they look would be wayyyy too much effort haha#I wont translate what the bugs are saying as they run away. It would be every curse word in the book#Really love this page. I put in a lot of effort! And even used some different programs to layer the animation with#That and I've been excited to draw this page since day one. Sam is literally Godzilla and she will unknowingly destroy much#i feel like the lighting is always so inconsistent in each page (because it is). But i dont really know if I want to put in the extra effor#Dewi's Adventures in Hollow Knight#Dewi's Adventures in Hollow Knight V2#hollow knight humans#hornet hollow knight#ghost hollow knight#my art#dewi#comic#hollow knight au#Lilybug Comics#art#Hollow Knight#hollow knight fanart#hk fanart#hollow knight comic#hollow knight art#hk art#hk au#sam
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All characters from any media are asexual unless they say outright, "I'm sexually attracted to this/all gender(s)".
#YES EVEN WHEN THEY ARE IN RELATIONSHIPS U FUCKERS#asexuality#acespec#asexual#ace#asexual pride#lgbtq#lgbtqia#queer#ALSO#can i get movie/show/book recs where the characters dont actually say theyre gay?#like show the chemistry and the repression and the love#but thats a different complaint
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The "Sansa reminds Sandor of his sister" motive that some people try to hitch to his character really just flies in the face of his actual attachments to her, doesn't it? Sansa reminds Sandor of himself. He sees the little boy who used to love knights in this girl who's been swept up by the same romanticism. He sees his abuser in her abusers, the much larger knight(s) beating on the helpless child. He sees how she is betrayed by every level of authority that should have saved her and remembers his father's neglect and Tywin and Robert's apathy for Gregor's crimes. He's protective of Sansa because he was Sansa.
And GRRM's design, that one of the strongest warriors in the series, a fearsome and cynical 6'8" guy who's "muscled like a bull" and has the face of death itself, sees himself in this soft and effeminate teen girl, and empathizes with her because he was an abuse victim too, is INFINITELY more compelling than "Oh yeah I bet she just reminds him of his sister," who he's never mentioned and who we know literally nothing about. Way to unnecessarily water down a character, you couldn't have ignored the black and white text more efficiently if you tried.
#sorry for the rant i saw this sentiment in a yt video recently#sansa stark#sandor clegane#sansan#asoiaf#asoiaf meta#and this is only one facet of why he has so much affection for her too#these people act like his attachment to her is limited to projection and not also bc she treats him like he's an actual human being#or that they can be themselves when they're with each other -that he can openly show his weakness to her and be comforted and validated#or like even just the physical attraction aspect - which is so obvious that you'd have to be willfully ignorant to miss it#how do you read him trying to kiss her and come away thinking “he thinks of her as his sister” lmfao#things that make me feel like people dont actually read the books
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this is what the book of bill was about right
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#this is so fucking stupid#gravity falls#book of bill#the book of bill#bill cipher#william lucipher#pyronica#billford#?? implied i guess. i dont really ship it (at least not without a LOT of nuance) but#unfortuantely. the 'exes' metaphor is SO fucking funny to me#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAG THIS#this is so dumb i dont even want to post it but i feel like i have to . i need to get rid of it by throwing it out into the world#cloudysarts
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the krampus incident from the book of bill if it was out of character and stupid
#gravity falls#stanford pines#ford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#the book of bill#tbob#young ford pines#turtlearts#also sorry i got the heights devastatingly wrong fidds is so damn short here im sorryyy#for the record i was thinking of when mcgucket and ford reunited at the end where he actually is much shorter and smaller so erm idk man#please dont be mad#also i KNOW this is not lore accurate or whatever and i made it so much more sappy (?) than how it actually went but my hobby is being sapp#so leave me alone <3#also i do love me a ford thats afraid of vulnerability so theres also that haha#my favorite thing to draw was the first panel of fids with the banjo and then the 2nd to last picture#everything else looks like shit sorry#but i haaadd to post it ok . i have nothing else so dont complain and eat up kids#also do NOT laugh at my piss poor comic skills. literally dont even i swear to god
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literally how did she get out of that
#bfdi#battle for dream island#evil leafy#bfdi evil leafy#osc#bfdia#book#bfdi book#EL HAD HER RIGHT THERE??? HOW DID SHE GET OUT ???? WHAT#fanart#LIKE LITERALLY#right in the corner. el blocking the only exit. trying to grab a loose piece of wood off the wall for some reason#no cuz i literally saw her grab that nd was like#Are they gonna fight#imag8ne if we got a fight between book and evil leafy. how awesome would that be for someone to actually like#defend themselves against her WOULDNT THAT BE SO AWESOME GUYS COME ONNNNN COME ON WHY DID THEY JUST HAVE IT OFFSCREEN#WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AND IT MAKES NO. SENSE HOWD SHEok ok ok#been a while since i went insane in tags i think. and its about the shipwreck scene again god damn it#but it has nothing on that other post
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since im so infinite brained right now i decided to redraw my Anubis design for him from a couple years ago :3
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#fanart#sonic#infinite the jackal#he would be like#from one of those story book sonic games like black knight or secret rings#but like an egyptian based one :3#sonic would say ‘INFINITE?!!??!’ and he would say ‘i dont even know who that is’#hes lowkey a pretty chill guy just doin his job man
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thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.
And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.
And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.
And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?
Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.
Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.
#humans are space orcs#humans in space#earth is a deathworld#earth is space australia#tagging this so that ppl can find it even though the space shit i write about always feels like its in direct opposition to all the pop tag#also my biggest pet peeve in all of writing - all writing. everywhere. not just in fanfic but books and tv and movies too - is when people#write off an injury by saying something like 'oh nothing bad just a couple of scratches some bruising and a minor concussion' like girl WHA#MiNOr ConCuSSioN is such an oxymoron and I hate it so fucking much. like i dont care how minor it was thats still brain damage.#especially when the same character does this more than once. like im sorry ms. but uh. you can no longer read. or talk eloquently. sorry#evidence: my brother has had two 'minor' concussions and now cannot read write or speak without tremendous effort. And like its totally#ruined my ability to watch action shows/movies because now i just sit there and count how many concussions there characters are getting#after a certain point it becomes totally impossible to believe that these guys are able to function. (still fun to watch tho im not a hater
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Tbh I love that Snape is almost always either unusually soft spoken or screaming in the books. Most voice headcanons for him seem to come from the movies but I'm here for Snape who is diminutive except for when he's losing his fucking marbles.
#pro snape#severus snape#tbh i also dont imagine him havimg a very deep voice either#thanks to reading like 5 of the books before even seeing one movie
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so in the book of bill there's a part where he gets a bunch of old ladies to make like, precious moments-style figurines of him called The Tri Angels Collection by PudgyLilDarlins, and I was immediately super amused and charmed by this one --

which I was then Compelled to recreate, out of model magic

#CLAY IS NOT LIKE. A MEDIUM I'M EXCEPTIONAL AT??????? BUT IT WAS JUST SHAPES!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW IT CAME TOGETHER. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT#HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#gonna wait for him to dry and then paint him and hopefully he comes out okay!!#oh damn i meant to make his other arm doing something silly for the back but i forgot bc i put his front arm#and was IMMEDIATELY SO FUCKING THRILLED#the toothpick is so his legs dont stick to him. there's another propping him up in the back so he doesn't lean while drying#you know what i'm proud of him he's going in the tags. even unpainted#the book of bill#book of bill#gravity falls
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based on a convo with my brother
#i use year pretty much exclusively but my brother says the writer#i guess the writer makes sense bc you dont have to memorize all the years#but i think the year gives it more context than the author#though ig there are runs where you have to say author bc the run has been going on for so long#like ill usually say 'starlin's batman' bc its technically like 400 issues into batman (1940)#i also usually say 'marz green lantern' when i talk about kyle's gl run#bc even though its gl 1990 kyle doesnt show up until issue 50#and it basically becomes a different book when marz takes over#idk im curious what everyone else thinks
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i still just cannot get over beyond birthday as a character because everything id ever seen in fanon before reading LABB indicated that he was some kind of dark spectre haunting L's past and then i read LABB and not only is he just a weird crawler freaking it crab style on the floor, L does not even interact with him one single time. he just makes naomi deal with it. like sorry can you fucking imagine being BB and spending your entire life obsessing the fuck over the guy you see as the bane of your existence and your eternal rival forever and you try doing murders so you can finally defeat him and he fucking delegates you. and then he goes and becomes eternal rivals forever with a gay high schooler
#death note#funniest possible character#i also dont think he looks anytbing like L because of the heavy makeup hes said to wear so like#not even the evil twin. just an evil cosplayer#and so desperate to get caught you can peg him as the killer literally immediately like in a matter of pages#rookposting#i know the book is trying to get you to think 'ryuzaki' is L but did anyone actually fall for that like come on
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despite, despite, despite!!
#mine#original#fun fact when i first started colouring this i like couldnt remember what th trans flag looked like#i just like. did it then was like . hmm. that is the flag of slovakia i think#anyway#i missed tdov by a mile but. hello#i missed th day bc i was at my bfs house. thats t4t love baby#i hope u hve all had a good easter!!#thank u to everyone who inquired abt commissions i am surprised abt th amount of interest!!#when this batch is done i will open more. will probably b a regular thing :3#i will now do exercise and have a bath i thinky#i need to make myself read this book...im so not use to horror anytime i read anything remotely unsettling im like oohoohohohmmhhmm n#dont read for like. 4 days#ive read like 200 pages in 10 days KSFBSBJ get a GRIP#anyway. good evening
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