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it's SO funny that when asked what he had to do to prepare for his role in IWTV Sam Reid says he had to learn how to play the piano, learn to speak French, Italian, and English with a French accent. Bailey read IWTV religiously and added her own comments, and kept an actual fucking journal she wrote entirely as Claudia. meanwhile Jacob Anderson, when asked the same question, just responds with “oh nothing, i was already emo”. icons and legends only
#I LOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND#JUST TO BE CLEAR#I don't think Jacob didn't put a lot of effort into his Louis he's an incredibly talented actor and makes Louis everything he shouldve been#he's legit amazing and the way you as a viewer get a very clear sense of who Louis is and what's he like IMMEDIATELY after meeting him#not to mention how fucking HARD it is to play a deeply repressing character without making them feel actually emotionless.#and Jacob fucking nails it#NOT TO MENTION THE AMERICAN ACCENTS????? TWO DISTINCT ACCENTS THAT ARE BOTH SO PLAUSIBLE I WAS SHOCKED TO LEARN HE'S FUCKING BRI'ISH?#I JUST THINK HIS RESPONSE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS#IWTV#Jacob Anderson#Bailey Bass#Sam Reid#interview with the vampire#iwtv cast#amc iwtv#my posting#wow it's been a while#3rd degree failpost#didn't even notice this broke 1k 😭😭😭
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personally I think the best thing that the joker sequel did for me was expose the exact degree to which how much of internet/public criticism is not based on genuine analysis of the content using social and cultural resources to support an actual argument but is actually adult children whining because someone took their batman toys and put them up on a high shelf for once and they, as a consumer, feel like they're entitled to throw a tantrum about it
#one of those 'if everyone's a critic no one will be' kind of situations#like every day I have to see 30 youtube thumbnails saying 'joker 2 bad' and then they say 'this scene was bad' and the only evidence they#give for their reasoning on it is 'it didn't make sense' and I want to turn into my english teacher and give reading comprehension question#like. if something doesn't make sense then why not examine the deeper reasoning that led you to that conclusion? why not then also entertai#the circumstances in which the situation would be plausible? you know? find some actual answers? but that is too much to ask of people#truly the gulf between a really well educated opinion analyzing the actual content rather than knee-jerking and saying 'I don't like it' is#far and fucking wide. I literally have only found ONE video essay that actually does a decent job talking about theme and the cohesion#between the two movies about the gulf between reality and fantasy which I thought was REALLY a good and thoughtful take on it all#but the rest of them are just like 'OOOOH MOVIE BAD MOVIE SO BAD'#like. you can't just say that!!! I know it's the internet and it's edged your ego enough to make you think you can#but some of us would like you to unpack your actual reasoning. but you do not have the capacity for that. clearly#go back to ninth grade for god's sake like this is a really basic skill for actually analyzing narrative and film and you do not have it#joker#folie a deux#joker 2#arthur fleck
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i get the distinct feeling that tony gilroy is the type of showrunner to tell disney that he's making andor as he intended or not at all. maybe i have a little too much faith in the guy, but given he made them agree to two seasons before signing on, i honestly wouldn't put it past him to tell disney execs to go fuck themselves the moment they try to overstep on any part of the creative process.
#thinking out loud#mostly because i want to stay optimistic about season 2 lmao#i mean i don't actually know tony gilroy personally#but based on everything i've read/heard about him this seems plausible lmao#andor#star wars#tony gilroy
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I get that YA fiction protagonists are teenagers because the target audience is teenagers, so "in this setting a 16-year-old is considered a legal adult so they can do whatever they want without anyone asking where their parents are" makes sense, but I'd find it funny to have fantasy and sci-fi stories that do the opposite. People live much longer for magical reasons or because of advances in medical science, so the age of actual adulthood is like 25.
The same trope of other characters encountering the protagonists and going "oh fucking shit gods have mercy, the fate of the world is resting on the shoulders of goddamn teenagers", but the whole cast is in like. Their early 20s.
#Tolkien had the right idea with hobbits#Also I don't think Wheel of Time ever clarifies the protagonists' actual AGES#so they could plausibly be anywhere from mid-teens to mid-20s
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nobel prize-winning theoretical physicist kip thorne BULLIED nolan to keep interstellar within the confines of spacetime plausibility?? new favorite Tidbit thank you for your service dr thorne and thank YOU for blogging about it <3
Yes he did because he knew the truth that the universe we live in is already filled with fantastical elements and possibilities that don't need to be overdramatized to still be thrilling and enchanting <3 he also wrote a book on the real science behind the film :)
#asks#I'm not anti dramatizing for fiction btw! i love alien movies and i don't think every story has to be realistic#but there's just something abt science fiction specifically that involves actual real or at least theoretically plausible science which#i find so lovely bc science IS crazy science IS the drama! and i love when stories simply embrace that#i love sunshine and the expanse for similar reasons
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#Meaning to say before he went dark#the acolyte#star wars#qimir#I don't think ya'll understand the potential drama if his lightsaber had always been red?????#So much anger. So much fear. So Much Desire.#with the lightest touch he would bleed any lightsaber#vernestra and the others would switch his saber back to a more Acceptable color and cover up the truth#because apparently vernestra is good at that#and purple? Don't even @ me it'll be his once-ago people pleasing trait that makes him so happy it's the same color as his master's#when he learns how different they actually are#that's when the Negative Emotions hit#vernestra never notices it either by plausible deniability or pure ignorance#until he bleeds his saber#now that's a different oh. OH. moment
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I can accept basically any trans/nb reading of Jon however my personal favorites are transmasc Jon who transitioned physically and socially as early as possible and just never mentioned it to anyone cause it wasn't any of their business OR Jon being the most repressed transfem/nb in existence. They'll be talking about gender or whatever and Jon will be like "it's normal to feel totally disconnected from your gender all the time and also vaguely want boobs. That's just a guy thing I think." only for whoever they're all talking to to go "wtf no?? It's not????"
#please don't make this about j//mart or martin#only jon reading I can't accept is cis#sorry I just don't see it#idk might just be projection#but I think jon has really complicated feelings about gender that they don't know how to articulate#and they're also super private so they just. never mention it.#actually love literally any depiction of jon where they had a super wild personal life (band/mechs!jon punk!jon w/e) that they don't think#is important to mention ever. but occasionally they'll drop some random detail completely casually and then not understand why everyone els#is confused#like. I think jon's childhood probably wasn't super wild beyond the mr spider stuff#and once they started working at the institute I think they tried to lean really really hard into the boring respectable academic aesthetic#but I think uni jon was either the most dull shut-in workaholic OR doing really weird shit between classes with no inbetween#look I have a lot of jonthoughts ok?#anyway I think it's plausible that uni!jon was briefly non-repressed#actually adding to that: jon likes to break in to places to Investigate Them is practically canon to me.#ok anyway sorting tags. yeah I'm maintagging my jon mental illness#jon sims#jonathan sims#tma#the magnus archives#trans jon sims#trans jonathan sims#edit to add my new jon gender tag#jonder
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Lineup of all of the characters that appear long enough to need a visual representation of them in the game lol
#I added a few people that you can randomly run into around town (like at the inn or in the forest or etc) and have very short conversations#with just to kind of flesh out the world a little more in a more natural-ish seeming way. Like nobody in the main cast would really#have much reason to talk about the actual city you're in or anything. Since most of them havent lived there that long anyway.#But if there's a ''city inspector'' that you can run into whilst he's writing up notes examining the local inn. then maybe there could be a#few dialogue options with him where you can ask about things like that. since he would know more about the area as an offical Government#Worker or etc. Optional of course. since I have to be so wary of my natural inclination to lore dump lol and am trying extra hard to make i#all stuff thats easily avoided/skipped. But for the people like ME who deliberately choose to exhaust every possible optional dialogue#option and explore every single inch of the world and try to collect as much information as possible - then there are a few extra places to#do that. Though obviously not all of them just give exposition for like 15 paragraphs blandly. Some you don't really learn anything from#and it's kind of just.. random flavor to make the non-shop map locations more ''lived in'' feeling. Like the random#little girl you can talk to in the park doesn't bizarrely start reading out the wikipedia description of some War that happened 10 years ag#or whatever. she's just complains about school a little and asks if you've tried the nearby ice cream cart treats and etc lol#ANYWAY..#some of the art is so so evil but I'm not going to spend 800 years trying to clean it up and update it. whatever the hell mess I sketched#out in 2018 or whatever is just what I'm keeping lol... it is what it is#One of the many trials of the whole 'briefly work a few months on something and then abandon it almost entirely only to pick up work#on it literally like 4 - 5 yrs later and now you must contend with trying to decipher whatever weird shit you did years ago' experience lol#Also given the population breakdowns of the world in general I think there's an unrealistic amount of jhevona in this lineup since#they're a much rarer species to just see out and about anywhere but.. it IS a global trading center type area. and the game#takes place in the north (the country of Asen. near the coast. for the maybe 2 or less people who actually keep up with my worldbuilding#enough to know where that is lol (the same continent as Navyete (where the avirre'thel live)) and there's a decent concentration#of nothern jhevona only a short ways away so... tee hee..I shall pretend it makes sense and not merely me just wanting#to represent more of that species because I think their lore is interesting lol#I MEAN also realistically there would NOT be a human here because humans are extremely isolated species that don't even know the rest#of the world exists really and human territories are extremely protected from the outside world but... of course it's like.. well we need#at least One of them to be there for the Optional Lore. Same with the Ythrili. But at least those are like.. PLAUSIBLE.. not nonsensically#outlandish. If I had a Verrucalt or something in there THEN that would be truly lore-breaking almost lol#ANYWAY.. rambling that only means anything to me because nobody else knows what I'm even referencing but hbjh#also I think my character designs are so funny in the sense that I really do just love to do the same thing over and over again ghbjh#wow... random asymmetry and belts and arm straps and high collars where the neck is completely covered?? you dont say..how novel
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Thinking about the inherent abusive relationship between an avatar and their fear entity
#no guys you don't understand no matter how much an avatar loves their entity they're always going to suffer under it's hands#actually the more an avatar loves an entity the more it suffers#guys.#guys please.#hear me out on this one.#NONE OF THE AVATARS WILL EVER BE TRULY HAPPY THEYRE HAVING THEIR ENTIRE BEING AND EVERYTHING THAT MAKES THEM WHO THEY ARE SLOWLY SUCKED AWAY#GUYS.#i could go more in depth but I didn't sleep last night i dunno if i can articulate it properly#the magnus archives#tma#this is specifically about#peter lukas#and#simon fairchild#btw#and jonah magnus too ig#no i was not thinking of ways to project depression onto simon fairchild and make it plausible what do you mean#I'm normal. im normal.#shut up mori
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look. most people on tumblr, like most people everywhere, are just kind of innumerate, at least in slightly unexpected cases theyre asked to discuss on polls. they can't demonstrate an understanding of probability and they also don't understand compound interest. this is bad, but we can't fix it by explaining on the polls at length why they are wrong, because people on tumblr, in a specific manner but also still pretty much like people everywhere, think you are a fun-ruining evil stemlord who automatically loses the argument and should be put to death as the oppressor if you try to explain math to them
#i have noted those of you who are vexed by the interest one but acted like people were being dickhead killjoys about the probability one#and may i just say: yeah it's actually very frustrating isn't it. you can sort of see why i was pissy about it previously.#sorry you're now getting got. as we all will be got. in time.#it does also make sense to me that not everyone would respond to both because the probability one was only implicitly a math question#and had a great big ''who's ready to get cancelled for arguing that magic isn't real'' diversion attached#which. alters one's instincts. in various directions.#box opener#and conversely i actually found the interest thing mildly unintuitive until after i'd sat down with a calculator and contemplated what i#know about interest rates. so like. if you're not going to do that on a tumblr poll. and you don't think a lot about orders of magnitude#maybe you just say whatever sounds plausible and never think about it again#(until the hideous stemlords emerge forcing you to double down on the intrinsic moral rectitude of daily payments of course. but that#is not central to the point.)
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i truly and honestly believe that it would have been much funnier if snw had spock just. 100% miss out on anything crazy that happened. time travel shenanigans? he was in the lab. ship invaded? meditating. gets split into two separate versions of himself? no wonder reports were getting done twice as fast!
man has the most normal and boring starship tour of his life up until the events of the cage happen, remains totally unimpressed with humans and the federation in general, and then hops aboard with kirk and experiences the most batshit five years of his whole life
#of course he still considers pike a father figure#but that's because pike always checks up on him after something suitably bugnuts has gone down#(partially to see if he's okay and also just to see if he even noticed)#spock of course having no idea that anything happened at all: 'wow he genuinely likes me! and cares about me!'#'i'm sure no one almost died :)'#meanwhile the rest of the crew is shaking as they pour their morning coffees bc mirror sam kirk tried to blow up the universe or something#and spock's like 'that was a fascinating treatise you wrote on interdimensional diplomacy uhura :) if only it were plausible'#uhura: buster if you don't get your fancy lyre and play me a soothing little ditty right now i will end your career#idk i think it would be VERY funny if he just had the most normal time before he met kirk and that's when it all fell apart#also we'd get more episodes to focus on the characters we've never actually gotten any material for. what a concept#(i love spock but he's had Movies about his life by now. give me la'an in the roaring 20s i dare you)#star trek#strange new worlds#spock#oxly hollers
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having to tell clients i'm doing alright when they ask how i'm doing while the republicans are about to control the whole entire united states government
#if i go back to school for sterile processing i can get a straight to residency visa in nz if i get a job offer there#they also want cattle farm people which is basically the only thing my degree would be good for except i don't like cows and haven't#actually worked on a cattle farm before. other plausible options include medical imaging or lab tech things but obviously would need to go#back to school for any of this#also you have to make at least the median wage which is nzd $66000#i'm not sure how plausible it really is but i think it's probably equally difficult to move to most places#also who wants americans......i would understand if every other country had an american ban to be honest#me
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maybe i should feel bad about this but one of the few things i know about george r r martin is that he insisted the dragons have only four limbs because it's not realistic for dragons to have four legs AND two wings (as demonstrated by the dragon species we all know and fear from real life) so when the dragons on the dragon house show move stupidly i know it's not the CGI being bad it's probably just that nobody wants them to walk like pigeons in case that looked silly but they also couldn't just give them extra legs because that would not be convincing and that's hilarious to me :D
#why are you worried about the plausibility of DRAGONS dude?#i don't even let myself worry about how they seem to have a total population of six!#insisting that the faux-medieval setting is realistic is also a bit... well it's *not* real but now we're all on the alert for “mistakes”#like how the HotD incest and medieval european nobility incest aren't actually that similar but am i to pretend they are or..?#and i've been wondering what “small council” is based on as terminology as i can't think of a similar term but i feel like i SHOULD?#which aspects of worldbuilding are aiming for realistic and which are only trying to be “realistic”?#how can i critique the world the fire-breathing dinosaurs live in if i don't even know that!?!?! (this is me mocking myself a bit btw)
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Vermithor and Silverwing are the only real examples we have of dragons that actively had a bond with each other.
#tbd#Idk I just feel like special things we see in certain dragons can't just be applied to every dragon#i think yeah something something representative of jaehaerys and alysanne's love but after all the shit he pulled...#it's also that#vermithor and silverwing were hatched together bc their eggs were placed in (1) one cradle jaehaerys's & alyssane's#so entirely plausible that they're the only actual pairbonded dragons we see#bc of how they were raised#their bond prevailed even after their riders passed#& i'm not even talking about how silverwing mourned vermithor bc i'll leave it out for gyldayn seeing it as a myth#vermithor and silverwing coiled with each other#silverwing was a docile dragon#she became violent after vermithor died and eventually wild#and you don't see that with other dragons#it can't be replicated with other riders just bc their dragons may have not always been enemies.#which is to say unfortunately at the end of the day vhagar does not give a single fuck about mele ys or even sunfyre#& those two never had a relationship with her either so i doubt it was a top ten anime betrayal for the dragons themselves#that dragon-dragon bond seems only unique to vermithor and silverwing so far#insert [do not separate them] meme#Vermithor#Silverwing#Vermithor x Silverwing#Fire and Blood#hotd spoilers#(just in case its book stuff but y'know)
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the urge to slip nin references into taeho dialogue is ever-present
#buzz buzz#i just think it would be funny#it's plausible that she would too bc no one around him would get it. just a little joke for herself#most of her humor is for himself actually. so a lot of the time others think he just has no sense of humor#trust me she's making jokes all the time u just don't get it
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Poll adventure (paventure? lol) Day 12: read the small story tidbit below the poll for more details, OR just vote based on initial impression
(✦ see past poll results + further information HERE (link) ✦)
Yesterday's poll decided that The Adventurer should rest for the night in an abandoned barn ...
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Somewhat nervous about being out in the woods alone at night, he decides to try finding a more hidden sleeping spot, further off from the path. Though with his injuries, and his exhaustion, he knows he shouldn't walk too far. He tells himself that he'll just adventure a little, only an hour or so, and if he can't find anything better by then, he'll just give up and set a tent in some bushes somewhere......
After 30 minutes, he finally stumbles across an old barn. He can't see it very well with just a trickle of moonlight and the dull glow of his flickering lantern, but it seems to have not been used for many years. Structurally sound enough (at least he hopes), yet shrouded in moss and blankets of various overgrowth.. It takes a few moments to pluck away all of the ivy blocking his path, but he soon closes the rickety doors behind him to focus on the interior. There's no space to light a fire or set up a real tent, and he'll have to block a few holes in the walls so wild animals don't sneak in, but, there are a few surprisingly clear looking sections scattered amongst all the musty hay bales and cobwebs. He chooses a "cozy" spot in the corner, hidden behind a few dusty crates. Though he tosses about uncomfortably in his bedding for quite a while, he's eventually able to fall into a peaceful sleep.….....
.. Suddenly, he's startled awake by rustling, catching a dark blurred movement in front of him. He's smart enough to always sleep wearing his backpack over his chest so nobody could just grab it without him noticing, but it seems for the first time in all his travels... someone is actually trying to. Still half asleep, he clings to the bag and yelps, pushing and tumbling away into a moldy wooden barrel after an initial struggle. He pulls himself up to face the hooded figure now looming above him, entirely obscured aside from their vague cloak-ish shape outlined by the faint moonlight behind them.. The Adventurer calls out in a shaky attempt at an aggressive tone, "Wh-wh.. whAT are YOU DOIng? WHo-whu..UHHH??? aahhhG" "Give me the bag." The hooded figure speaks in a smooth, stern, yet calm voice, slowly taking a step forwards. The cat scrambles to The Adventurer's side, hissing and giving a low growl.. "w-WELL , uh,, sORRY , n-NO , I would rrrather not DO THAT, I h-- I uh-- I don't have even anythi- I don't even have ANYTHING, I mea- wh-wh HWaAt d-do I look RICH to you?? EUggh-" he gulps loudly, holding back nervous vomit, "B-BACK OFF!! you-.. f- uh.. THIEF!!!!!" The hooded figure pauses for a moment, as if re-strategizing how to approach the situation. "Look, kid, I don't want to hurt you. But I need you to give me that egg." "WHWh-what egg? I-I don.. DON'T have an EGG, I'm uh…aCTUALLY a-allergic to eggs, s-sso-" "The egg that's in a wooden box. In your bag. Don't waste your time bullshitting me.. Come on, let's make this quick." The hooded figure extends their arm, motioning to be handed the egg. Still desperately fighting not to throw up everywhere, The Adventurer simply sits on the floor, staring up at the hooded figure blankly as he tries to think.. Is he seriously being robbed for the first time? Is that like, a cool milestone, or a bad one? He's read about it in adventuring books before but... the reality feels so much different.. How can he get out of this? Strategies scatter through his mind, but he's too shaken to find any clear answers.. What should he do?
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the adventurer's current main quest: follow his map to reach the abandoned castle ruins and see the rare animal specialist about the mysterious egg he has
#paventure posting#poll#polls#choose your own adventure#for the record - if he had gone to the stranger's cottage. walked all the way to the villiage. or kept walking all night. the hooded figure#wouldnt have had a safe place to corner him and would have had to wait for another day. all the other options#(abandoned barn. sleep out in the woods. etc.) would lead to the same thing#The dice lady was letting him know someone has been following him. perhaps multiple someones#I was also going to include the options 'threaten to blow up the entire barn with magic and then nobody gets the egg'#and an option for him to just throw the egg on the ground and break it#but those seem more out of character and also breaking the egg would end his quest anyway since he would have nothing#to bring the Innkeeper's brother anymore lol#also a 'tell the cat to attack the robber' option but I was afraid too many people would choose that thinking it was#funny or a cool way out of the situation when like.. realistically the cat would get hurt actually and I don't want to endanger them#or have to write about them getting harmed lol. WHICH I know is a choice. I could be like 'wow the cat is actually a#magical cat and they explode the person and win hooray!' . but it feels too far fetched given the hooded stranger's background#they're not going to be like completely incapacitated by one small cat#things must be goofy and silly and fantasy but also.. underlying realism to an extent#I held back on not making him get more injuries after sailing down a river in a dinky little raft because I really think thats probably#quite dangerous hjknjk. I stated it was a very slow moving river specifically to make it seem a little more plausible but#I feel like in real life the current would just smash your raft into a rock in like 10 minutes lol#ANYWAY.. uh oh. boy in danger!#he can get out of it though. I believe in him#somehow an unskilled swagless penniless nervousboy can still make his way in the world#(he does have SOME skills ghhgh.. just like. not really adventuring suited ones. since he just started adventuring like#less than a week ago and has no training or practical experience aside from reading a lot of storybooks)#also I know his belt thing is on the wrong shoulder... shhhh... I still don't feel good and drew very quickly and am not#going back to make changes lol
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