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let them use social media
#i just came up with this idea and i have to actually think about what would normal people post normally#i don't use social media other than rambling and posting art and screaming in the art reblog tags about how good they are okay i tried#that interface is from bluesky because i just think this kind of interface suits this idea#also i don't have to use come up with unique and funny ids because i can just use the domain name as their id and it wouldn't even be weird#maybe i can use their internal name instead but that wouldnt be a plausible domain name anyways#does anyone remember i made frost a bartender? and grumpy? yeah#umbra is old asf he doesn't know how to use phones#also yes rhino and sevagoth are dating because why not really#should've make sevagoth prime hold chicken cutlet instead. chicken cutlet and boba milk tea are like. THE most prominent food pairing here#but i already drew sevagoth when i decided to let rhino hold boba milk tea so meh. im just gonna let rhino eyeing that instead#warframe#warframe frost#warframe excalibur#warframe excalibur umbra#warframe sevagoth#warframe sevagoth prime#warframe rhino#my art
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personally I think the best thing that the joker sequel did for me was expose the exact degree to which how much of internet/public criticism is not based on genuine analysis of the content using social and cultural resources to support an actual argument but is actually adult children whining because someone took their batman toys and put them up on a high shelf for once and they, as a consumer, feel like they're entitled to throw a tantrum about it
#one of those 'if everyone's a critic no one will be' kind of situations#like every day I have to see 30 youtube thumbnails saying 'joker 2 bad' and then they say 'this scene was bad' and the only evidence they#give for their reasoning on it is 'it didn't make sense' and I want to turn into my english teacher and give reading comprehension question#like. if something doesn't make sense then why not examine the deeper reasoning that led you to that conclusion? why not then also entertai#the circumstances in which the situation would be plausible? you know? find some actual answers? but that is too much to ask of people#truly the gulf between a really well educated opinion analyzing the actual content rather than knee-jerking and saying 'I don't like it' is#far and fucking wide. I literally have only found ONE video essay that actually does a decent job talking about theme and the cohesion#between the two movies about the gulf between reality and fantasy which I thought was REALLY a good and thoughtful take on it all#but the rest of them are just like 'OOOOH MOVIE BAD MOVIE SO BAD'#like. you can't just say that!!! I know it's the internet and it's edged your ego enough to make you think you can#but some of us would like you to unpack your actual reasoning. but you do not have the capacity for that. clearly#go back to ninth grade for god's sake like this is a really basic skill for actually analyzing narrative and film and you do not have it#joker#folie a deux#joker 2#arthur fleck
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i get the distinct feeling that tony gilroy is the type of showrunner to tell disney that he's making andor as he intended or not at all. maybe i have a little too much faith in the guy, but given he made them agree to two seasons before signing on, i honestly wouldn't put it past him to tell disney execs to go fuck themselves the moment they try to overstep on any part of the creative process.
#thinking out loud#mostly because i want to stay optimistic about season 2 lmao#i mean i don't actually know tony gilroy personally#but based on everything i've read/heard about him this seems plausible lmao#andor#star wars#tony gilroy
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I get that YA fiction protagonists are teenagers because the target audience is teenagers, so "in this setting a 16-year-old is considered a legal adult so they can do whatever they want without anyone asking where their parents are" makes sense, but I'd find it funny to have fantasy and sci-fi stories that do the opposite. People live much longer for magical reasons or because of advances in medical science, so the age of actual adulthood is like 25.
The same trope of other characters encountering the protagonists and going "oh fucking shit gods have mercy, the fate of the world is resting on the shoulders of goddamn teenagers", but the whole cast is in like. Their early 20s.
#Tolkien had the right idea with hobbits#Also I don't think Wheel of Time ever clarifies the protagonists' actual AGES#so they could plausibly be anywhere from mid-teens to mid-20s
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#Meaning to say before he went dark#the acolyte#star wars#qimir#I don't think ya'll understand the potential drama if his lightsaber had always been red?????#So much anger. So much fear. So Much Desire.#with the lightest touch he would bleed any lightsaber#vernestra and the others would switch his saber back to a more Acceptable color and cover up the truth#because apparently vernestra is good at that#and purple? Don't even @ me it'll be his once-ago people pleasing trait that makes him so happy it's the same color as his master's#when he learns how different they actually are#that's when the Negative Emotions hit#vernestra never notices it either by plausible deniability or pure ignorance#until he bleeds his saber#now that's a different oh. OH. moment
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come get your levitous sidekick / vicious bastard / funny little guys
#don't tell the sheriff. that a couple of outlaws are having uh a halfhearted tussle or really cozy talk if you like#there's like a dozen of us here & i'm standing in another room saying this but a rando crops up like how & why have you just been around??#let's kick off '25 with Not That....meanwhile so totally unrelatedly i'm looking for a sexy singer & you're doing finger stuff; buddy#putting the g in g spot by way of: stands for gator. clench & death roll....but no. he's a crocodile. lotta options for c spots#corned beef#bsol#coconana#messed up like bloodsong is so Fun Sketches to me but even those take me eons. why couldn't i have done twice these in one sitting plus#a winston quant billions going :] plus i dunno whatever else floated my boat. unfortunately b/c then it wouldn't be me doing my things....#only 2/5 of these from canon but as gone on about idk where the Fake Blood was involved in turkey leg. just that it was. so#also didn't think about [sidebar with myself you forgot like angel & backlighting type imagery for Introducing Santa Violetta] like ah#so i did. well whaddaya gonna do...find & reblog the post that's like speaking of likeaprayer striking me like head first prayer second#smthing along the lines of ''muffled by dick in my mouth: lmao faggot'' there's some plausible coconana antics lol. steps; intervals....#can't have it be like ''be tender w/me bro im begging / bro im trying to find your g spot'' wouldn't beg for tenderness (cocodrilo)#or call anyone bro or much similar (either of them) like maybe i've waive the latter to try applying that to the musician/banana but yknow#in the meantime. funny little guys i cannot overemphasize this. bloodsong of love i also cannot overemphasize this#bilesong of hate....don't get me wrong Not a case where i only enjoy certain elements plucked out of canon / not as a whole#did i ever listen to that show straight through w/Ease....but if it Had been nothing but a vessel for lo cocodrilo times. god Damn#lo cocodrilo#bsol banana#also didn't think about how lo cocodrilo doesn't let go of the kazoo even to play it. mostly inadvertent Choice for top pic there#an issue that quickly arises w/like a prayer specifically: these characters don't have names. what's that mean peak literal lens?#i.e. seeing bsol itself as the less than totally literal method of storytelling that it is....idk & it wouldn't super matter#but i sure do think it'd be fun if they're treated as / perhaps actually [no name] on any possible layer of interpretation#[rando who firstnamed themself but besides that it's like eh & Where My Outlaws the less known the okayer]
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Lineup of all of the characters that appear long enough to need a visual representation of them in the game lol
#I added a few people that you can randomly run into around town (like at the inn or in the forest or etc) and have very short conversations#with just to kind of flesh out the world a little more in a more natural-ish seeming way. Like nobody in the main cast would really#have much reason to talk about the actual city you're in or anything. Since most of them havent lived there that long anyway.#But if there's a ''city inspector'' that you can run into whilst he's writing up notes examining the local inn. then maybe there could be a#few dialogue options with him where you can ask about things like that. since he would know more about the area as an offical Government#Worker or etc. Optional of course. since I have to be so wary of my natural inclination to lore dump lol and am trying extra hard to make i#all stuff thats easily avoided/skipped. But for the people like ME who deliberately choose to exhaust every possible optional dialogue#option and explore every single inch of the world and try to collect as much information as possible - then there are a few extra places to#do that. Though obviously not all of them just give exposition for like 15 paragraphs blandly. Some you don't really learn anything from#and it's kind of just.. random flavor to make the non-shop map locations more ''lived in'' feeling. Like the random#little girl you can talk to in the park doesn't bizarrely start reading out the wikipedia description of some War that happened 10 years ag#or whatever. she's just complains about school a little and asks if you've tried the nearby ice cream cart treats and etc lol#ANYWAY..#some of the art is so so evil but I'm not going to spend 800 years trying to clean it up and update it. whatever the hell mess I sketched#out in 2018 or whatever is just what I'm keeping lol... it is what it is#One of the many trials of the whole 'briefly work a few months on something and then abandon it almost entirely only to pick up work#on it literally like 4 - 5 yrs later and now you must contend with trying to decipher whatever weird shit you did years ago' experience lol#Also given the population breakdowns of the world in general I think there's an unrealistic amount of jhevona in this lineup since#they're a much rarer species to just see out and about anywhere but.. it IS a global trading center type area. and the game#takes place in the north (the country of Asen. near the coast. for the maybe 2 or less people who actually keep up with my worldbuilding#enough to know where that is lol (the same continent as Navyete (where the avirre'thel live)) and there's a decent concentration#of nothern jhevona only a short ways away so... tee hee..I shall pretend it makes sense and not merely me just wanting#to represent more of that species because I think their lore is interesting lol#I MEAN also realistically there would NOT be a human here because humans are extremely isolated species that don't even know the rest#of the world exists really and human territories are extremely protected from the outside world but... of course it's like.. well we need#at least One of them to be there for the Optional Lore. Same with the Ythrili. But at least those are like.. PLAUSIBLE.. not nonsensically#outlandish. If I had a Verrucalt or something in there THEN that would be truly lore-breaking almost lol#ANYWAY.. rambling that only means anything to me because nobody else knows what I'm even referencing but hbjh#also I think my character designs are so funny in the sense that I really do just love to do the same thing over and over again ghbjh#wow... random asymmetry and belts and arm straps and high collars where the neck is completely covered?? you dont say..how novel
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Thinking about the inherent abusive relationship between an avatar and their fear entity
#no guys you don't understand no matter how much an avatar loves their entity they're always going to suffer under it's hands#actually the more an avatar loves an entity the more it suffers#guys.#guys please.#hear me out on this one.#NONE OF THE AVATARS WILL EVER BE TRULY HAPPY THEYRE HAVING THEIR ENTIRE BEING AND EVERYTHING THAT MAKES THEM WHO THEY ARE SLOWLY SUCKED AWAY#GUYS.#i could go more in depth but I didn't sleep last night i dunno if i can articulate it properly#the magnus archives#tma#this is specifically about#peter lukas#and#simon fairchild#btw#and jonah magnus too ig#no i was not thinking of ways to project depression onto simon fairchild and make it plausible what do you mean#I'm normal. im normal.#shut up mori
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look. most people on tumblr, like most people everywhere, are just kind of innumerate, at least in slightly unexpected cases theyre asked to discuss on polls. they can't demonstrate an understanding of probability and they also don't understand compound interest. this is bad, but we can't fix it by explaining on the polls at length why they are wrong, because people on tumblr, in a specific manner but also still pretty much like people everywhere, think you are a fun-ruining evil stemlord who automatically loses the argument and should be put to death as the oppressor if you try to explain math to them
#i have noted those of you who are vexed by the interest one but acted like people were being dickhead killjoys about the probability one#and may i just say: yeah it's actually very frustrating isn't it. you can sort of see why i was pissy about it previously.#sorry you're now getting got. as we all will be got. in time.#it does also make sense to me that not everyone would respond to both because the probability one was only implicitly a math question#and had a great big ''who's ready to get cancelled for arguing that magic isn't real'' diversion attached#which. alters one's instincts. in various directions.#box opener#and conversely i actually found the interest thing mildly unintuitive until after i'd sat down with a calculator and contemplated what i#know about interest rates. so like. if you're not going to do that on a tumblr poll. and you don't think a lot about orders of magnitude#maybe you just say whatever sounds plausible and never think about it again#(until the hideous stemlords emerge forcing you to double down on the intrinsic moral rectitude of daily payments of course. but that#is not central to the point.)
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finally climbing out of bed at 3pm because my dumb ass decided to write 1800 words for the fic instead of sleeping
#a little over 3500 total from yesterday split between two parts isn't bad!#especially because they're actually the stuff I need to write next#decided to fill the space between the Rook Origin and the game's opening with letters from Renn to Viago/Teia#and started having a little too much fun with it#anyways did you know that Minrathous is like Stupid far from Treviso#like so far I hesitate to say a year is enough time to travel there while still looking for Solas#I'm guessing the map scale just looks bigger than it really is#or they just didn't think that through haha...#it's even farther if you start in Rivain :')#just going to point at horses and boats and go “that makes it faster please don't think too hard”#my fault for sending the girlie south towards the Free Marches and Nevarra honestly#but the northern path around the /mountain range/ was Barren of cities#which I kind of need for the letter to be plausible without a shit ton of backlog#and I already have her sending multiple letters from one city#this is me and weird hangups mostly but it's Fine
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how do you read a series about an orphan literally longing for his family to the point of being tempted by death multiple times and then not clock that the ending where he has his own happy family and has literally come back full circle to where it all started without all of the pressures and tragedy of what he went through is genuinely and thematically one of the best ways to end the series
#sorry but like. genuinely did we read the same books or what#or do some of you just not have reading comprehension#I don't care that it's seventeen years later it makes sense because he started the series as an ORPHAN CHILD longing for his parents#and is now an ADULT FATHER watching out for his children as he sends them on their own journey to grow up!! like what!!#also I DO think that the names make sense#it is 1) completely normal and plausible to name your children exclusively after family members and friends#and 2) the naming his second son after two of the bravest men he ever knew is a sign of how he's come to recognize#the world cannot be divided into good people and Death Eaters!! hello??#fully committed to the epilogue actually#not tagging this but anyway
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Why have gender when you can have ✨vibe✨
#sepiasys.txt#There is no masc or fem there is only ✨vibe✨#Sometimes the vibe is; unfortunately; not what you are#(🦊/⛓️ and being associated with like. a butch lesbian. /g)#'You have wlw vibes but you don't actually like anyone' (it's giving Tongues and Teeth by The Crane Wives)#Every main alter actually has two sides to them. 🦊 is a butch lesbian and an edgy teenage boy /hj/t#👑 is simultaneously the most serious; professional and studious ✨being✨; and also the most flamboyant pretty boy#🌼 is.#I'm kidding; 🌼 is full of whimsy and joy! But also can be so lightheartedly awkward#☕️ is very innocently curious; but also will be anxiously attached and like scared#Idk why I'm describing things again. it's unnecessary -._-.#But we have drawings of em in basically all fashions of such /silly#Sometimes I wonder if we're actually subsystems. Which would be worrying. But then I think 'ah well oopsies' and like ignore it /silly#(i dont rlly think about it much but I mean ig its plausible. But I will avoid resorting to subsystems and stuff until it feels unavoidable)#ANYWAYS OML I GOT SO OFF TOPIC FROM THE SHITPOST THAT THIS IS LMAO BRUHH
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i truly and honestly believe that it would have been much funnier if snw had spock just. 100% miss out on anything crazy that happened. time travel shenanigans? he was in the lab. ship invaded? meditating. gets split into two separate versions of himself? no wonder reports were getting done twice as fast!
man has the most normal and boring starship tour of his life up until the events of the cage happen, remains totally unimpressed with humans and the federation in general, and then hops aboard with kirk and experiences the most batshit five years of his whole life
#of course he still considers pike a father figure#but that's because pike always checks up on him after something suitably bugnuts has gone down#(partially to see if he's okay and also just to see if he even noticed)#spock of course having no idea that anything happened at all: 'wow he genuinely likes me! and cares about me!'#'i'm sure no one almost died :)'#meanwhile the rest of the crew is shaking as they pour their morning coffees bc mirror sam kirk tried to blow up the universe or something#and spock's like 'that was a fascinating treatise you wrote on interdimensional diplomacy uhura :) if only it were plausible'#uhura: buster if you don't get your fancy lyre and play me a soothing little ditty right now i will end your career#idk i think it would be VERY funny if he just had the most normal time before he met kirk and that's when it all fell apart#also we'd get more episodes to focus on the characters we've never actually gotten any material for. what a concept#(i love spock but he's had Movies about his life by now. give me la'an in the roaring 20s i dare you)#star trek#strange new worlds#spock#oxly hollers
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maybe i should feel bad about this but one of the few things i know about george r r martin is that he insisted the dragons have only four limbs because it's not realistic for dragons to have four legs AND two wings (as demonstrated by the dragon species we all know and fear from real life) so when the dragons on the dragon house show move stupidly i know it's not the CGI being bad it's probably just that nobody wants them to walk like pigeons in case that looked silly but they also couldn't just give them extra legs because that would not be convincing and that's hilarious to me :D
#why are you worried about the plausibility of DRAGONS dude?#i don't even let myself worry about how they seem to have a total population of six!#insisting that the faux-medieval setting is realistic is also a bit... well it's *not* real but now we're all on the alert for “mistakes”#like how the HotD incest and medieval european nobility incest aren't actually that similar but am i to pretend they are or..?#and i've been wondering what “small council” is based on as terminology as i can't think of a similar term but i feel like i SHOULD?#which aspects of worldbuilding are aiming for realistic and which are only trying to be “realistic”?#how can i critique the world the fire-breathing dinosaurs live in if i don't even know that!?!?! (this is me mocking myself a bit btw)
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Vermithor and Silverwing are the only real examples we have of dragons that actively had a bond with each other.
#tbd#Idk I just feel like special things we see in certain dragons can't just be applied to every dragon#i think yeah something something representative of jaehaerys and alysanne's love but after all the shit he pulled...#it's also that#vermithor and silverwing were hatched together bc their eggs were placed in (1) one cradle jaehaerys's & alyssane's#so entirely plausible that they're the only actual pairbonded dragons we see#bc of how they were raised#their bond prevailed even after their riders passed#& i'm not even talking about how silverwing mourned vermithor bc i'll leave it out for gyldayn seeing it as a myth#vermithor and silverwing coiled with each other#silverwing was a docile dragon#she became violent after vermithor died and eventually wild#and you don't see that with other dragons#it can't be replicated with other riders just bc their dragons may have not always been enemies.#which is to say unfortunately at the end of the day vhagar does not give a single fuck about mele ys or even sunfyre#& those two never had a relationship with her either so i doubt it was a top ten anime betrayal for the dragons themselves#that dragon-dragon bond seems only unique to vermithor and silverwing so far#insert [do not separate them] meme#Vermithor#Silverwing#Vermithor x Silverwing#Fire and Blood#hotd spoilers#(just in case its book stuff but y'know)
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the urge to slip nin references into taeho dialogue is ever-present
#buzz buzz#i just think it would be funny#it's plausible that she would too bc no one around him would get it. just a little joke for herself#most of her humor is for himself actually. so a lot of the time others think he just has no sense of humor#trust me she's making jokes all the time u just don't get it
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