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đ§Ą: What is a popular (serious) theory you disagree with?
Oh! I was going to say oh i can't really think of anything else other then Imperioused Percy but immediately after thinking that my brain went pst pssst Stan-
so yes
Stan Shunpike NOT being under an imperious during the last few books
he's not a bad guy he's just a dumbass who talks to much and said something stupid to a veela while trying to flirt
I know like where it comes from because Remus is all like 'this is war how could you possibly know that Harry you're being naive blah blah blah blah you should have killed him you idiot' *not actually what he said but something like that
but like idk Harry is so convinced of him being under and I believe him it makes the most sense to me also puts more weight to the claims of imperious from the first war if there is a character that we know of going through that
unlike Percy where being imperioused takes away from his arc and makes things just less fun Stan being sent to Azkaban on bs charges and getting broke out just to be imperioused and then have to live with that is fascinating to me
he still was an idiot and said something he shouldn't have but the punishment life throws him is so extreme in a way he really doesn't deserve
and there are so many DE characters that are just DE's that stripping one of the more complicated character situations and just changing it to that is just lame to me
a very boring choice imo
đ: What is a popular ship you just can't get behind, and why?
uhhhh most of them ngl but in specific
I'm not really into any of the endgame ships except like Bluer but Bluer isn't really popular
but to be fair I'm like that in most fandoms canon ships just don't tend to do much for me overall
I'm very picky on my Draco ships and for me Drarry and Dramione are both kind of yeah ok ig
Pretty much every big marauder era ship that is like a nobody characters
Like why would I ship Barty jr. with who ever Evan is when I can think about him wanting to break his dads new toy (Percy)
đ¤: Which character is not as morally good as everyone else seems to think?
Molly Weasley I think she tries yes but i don't think she's as good of a person as some people try to act like she is
đłď¸âđ: Which character who is commonly headcanoned as queer doesn't seem queer to you?
Most characters are inherently Bi to me just because so that's difficult
maybe Pansy??? i guess??
đ: If you had to choose one major character to die, who would you choose?
Hermione
Not that I don't like her and would be like happy that she died but because i think losing someone from the trio would have been neat and out of the choices (Her and Ron) she would be more fun to kill off since Ron already has the scare moment of him abandoning the group that I think would cheapen his death if he came back after that just to die
#disliked ships is lighthearted btw#i don't like hate hate any ship#percy weasley#stan shunpike#hermione granger#thank you for playing!!
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As soon as I'm done with commissions (and depression stops being a bitch) I WILL draw more ragapom and make more comics, cuz holy SHIT we need more Sapphics up in this bitch!!!
#panda talks#rambling in the tags#episode 3 please gimmie crumbs#the ragapommers are fucking STARVING#and I dont hate any ship#nor the people who don't ship ragapom#but DEAR GOD#80% of the ships here? straight as an arrow#and THATS NOT BAD#JUST... as a lesbian I'd like a bit more female on female action y'know?#then again f/f ships IN GENERAL are always overshadowed#but thats a topic for another day#text post#digital circus shipping#ragapom shipping#buttonblossom shipping
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Please enjoy :)
Two more with spoilers below
#dungeon meshi#laios touden#falin touden#farcille#marcille donato#senshi#mithrun#chilchuck tims#lycion#kabumisu#laicion#spreading the laicion propaganda discretely...#don't mind me :)#kabru's username is a reference to another compilation by Fumifooms :)#edit: if youâre going to be a hater on any ship in the fandom; this post is not for you (certified: a multishipper)#this applies to everyone going âeww Marcille x Laios is heteronormative why would you ship itâ. This is not for you (signed: a bi trans man#or anyone hating on the recent m/m popularity. Shipping is not a competition#you like a ship? Reblog art and share fanfics. Raise the voice and motivation of artists who do what you like.#donât pull down others. Hate is a vicious self-aggravating cycle. Ship and let ship. Block what you donât like#you know. Fandom etiquette.#I thought we were adults here.#fy posts
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Are you an anti?
i'm 32.
#no i'm not an âANTIâ nor a âPROSHIPPERâ or any of that. i think those terms are stupid and i hate shipping discourse#so i'm gonna ask people not to bring that into my blog and don't try to drag me into it either#no matter which side you are i can assure you you're not gonna like it if you poke me with that stick#i have way better things to do with my time and energy
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acotar fandom really is just full of normal people because someone in the subreddit today said tamsand would be the most popular ship in literally any other fandom and ykw... they're right. 10000% correct.
#tamsand#pro tamlin#acotar#like acotar fandom is mostly straight women but not the same straight women that would be into say... superwholock#because these straight women are normal#i hate the term normies because it's so dehumanizing but i really don't have a better way of putting it#people who don't have a lot of fandom experience maybe?#it also explains the weirdo reaction to rhysta#which would be a normal ass ship in any other fandom
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How it feels to not like timebomb after s2
#I'M NOT A HATER I SWEAR I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE IT ON PAPER#i do however think that it came literally out of nowhere and was hella rushed and kinda ridiculous#like. if the argument is that original ekko fell in love with jinx it doesn't make sense because they were enemies for most of their lives#if the argument is that current ekko fell in love with au powder and now projects these feelings on jinx it's kinda uh. messed up#because she's a whole different person. entirely. it doesn't matter if both these version started out as a 9-year old powder. they had#extremely different lives and experiences and thinking that âthere's still this kind of powder in jinx deep downâ is straight-up awful#OR even if he didn't project his feelings for powder on jinx why would he love her in the current universe? last time they met she blew them#up and now she wants to commit suicide. there's literally no reason for him to have any kind of feelings except the slight friendly#affection that's left from all those years ago. and yet the show and most importantly the fandom treats them like a couple??? i don't get it#also it's kinda insane that s2 turned jinx and ekko into flat shipping material#again. obviously i have nothing against the shippers and do not condemn it in any way. i'm just expressing my thoughts on the matter#also what pisses me off the most. is how in ep9 jinx in fully painted with ekko's symbols here and there. has the bandage (?) on her chest#like vi. has a hood that looks like a drawing that isha made. and yet there's no fishbones or any reference to silco at all#i mean. i get it s2 hates him but i can't help it#they gave her all these relationships and pretended that they're significant to her and yet they didn't have any proper development#to really earn it#arcane critical#arcane season 2#anti timebomb#jinx arcane#ekko arcane
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This may just be me, but I think if you ship a canonically very abusive, manipulative and toxic relationship, you don't get to judge or call anyone degenerates for their own fucked up ships, actually.
#gravity falls#billford#stancest#yeah it's about those two specifically#but this could apply to shipping in general#i just saw an artist i generally like saying âit's so disappointing seeing artists i liked ship stancest and be proud pls be ashamed!â#saying it's disgusting and gross and the people in their comments were all in consesus that these people are weird and sickos yada yada#and i don't think they realise that it's the exact same logic people use to hate on billford shippers. like down-to-the-letter the same.#it's weird seeing people be like if you ship incest you're gross and disgusting but if it's abuse it's totes ok and doesn't reflect you irl#not only does that reasoning insinuate that incest is not another form of abuse which is YIKES#but it reads as tho abuse is not âsevere enoughâ to stop people from shipping it while incest is even tho both are very bad which is worse#you either believe that what you ship reflects you irl and no one should ship anything immoral or you don't. it's just that simple.#you don't get to pull that ârules for thee but not for meâ bullshit#your rationalisation does more to normalise and water down these crimes than someone shipping them while acknowledging it's wrong ever will#i don't even ship stancest or have any feelings on it whatsoever btw i'm just enough of a loudmouth to call out hypocrisy when i see it#unrelated but i need to stop making my tags longer than the actual freaking post đ#momento rambles
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a bioware game tradition datv def carries on for me personally is that i just don't vibe with any of the comp/comp or comp/npc ship they cooked up.
#altho i should say that i am glad we get a wlw ship and a mlm ship respectively#at least i don't have to read abt how emmr*ch is actually straight like with g*le#but looking at the characters and their characteristics#l*canis and n*ve are bland as all the coffee talk#also to me it's weird he'll romance n*ve who picked minrathous too just like a rook might#who is then locked out of the romance#str*fe and emmr*ch feels like the devs going#ok emmr*ch is older#who is an older char we can pair him with#and the single one char in emmr*ch's age range in the game is str*fe#whether or not they interacted before or have any similarities#'a man like that needs romance' does he tho emmr*ch#you never talked to him how would you know#and t*ash and h*rding is... yeah#'you smell good'#ok.jpg#i'm trying to remember if i ever liked a comp/comp romance before and i don't think so#i think it's wasted resources tbh#this is not hate to any of the involved individual chars btw#just critical of the decisions made#rose plays datv#text: personal#datv critical#i mean not really but you know#datv spoilers#da4 spoilers#tbd
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Whatever ok whatever .
Heartwarming: 80s transgender parappa trains their middle aged pet homonculus corpse how to love
alt versions below!!!
#every time i draw him he looks different#obligatory i don't support disney â ď¸#I'll make an alt text of this if requested#i love learning and drawing snd whimsy and loving#god i hyperfocused on finishing this for 7 hours straight without any breaks#I HATE him.#self ship#oc x canon#turbo#turbotastic#turbo wir#turbo wreck it ralph#sid oc#sid x turbo#? ywah#every time im like âhm i think im losing my hyperfixation on turboâ im instantly proved wrong by something like this happening to me agains#my will#im trying so hard to not complain about how inconsistent i draw him. Its okay. ITS okay .#Yeay#My art#this was actually really good practice for learning how to draw these freaks i had fun :-]#wreck it ralph
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Worm Arc 21 thoughts:
Well that was sure a turn around from last arc's "I'm going to rally the students so I don't get captured."
I know my daughter has made some . . . mistakes, but I'm not a fan of her turning herself into the openly corrupted and also bad at their job parahuman cops.
(Parahuman cops as in "cops who police parahumans" not "cops who are parahumans")
Like look, I get it. A precog told her to cut ties. I can't say it's wrong to follow that advice. But she could do that in a lot of ways that don't involve the PRT.
The second not from Dinah just being "I'm sorry" is brutal.
But before she can turn herself in she has to absolutely fucking crush the PRT/Protectorate for outing her civilian identity.
I love how fucking simple taking out the entire PRT headquarters was for Skitter and her girlfriends!
Who needs anyone else? Bitch brings muscle, Tattletale brings information, Skitter brings battlefield control. Lesbian polycule power activate!
Was it an overboard response? Maybe. Was it badass how she just took out so many heroes and PRT troops with ease? Yes.
Poor Dovetail has one of the most embarrassing introductions ever. First time we see her and Skitter is wiping the floor with her and thinking about her "crummy power".
God I hate Tagg so much that he makes me miss Piggot. Like she was absolutely terrible, but he's worse! And making me miss Piggot makes me hate Tagg even more!
Kindly old cemetery groundskeeper who doesn't pay much attention to the news! Never a bad trope.
They gave Butcher 15 to Cherish???!? Like sure they give all the reasoning for it but like ... it just seems like a really high risk situation. If she ever gets out it's going to suck. A lot.
THE SCENE AT RACHEL'S PLACE OH MY GOD!
SHE IS BUILDING A COMMUNITY! I LOVE HER SO MUCH!
Rachel just over here finding everyone like her and giving them a place. Legit crying. Look at that fucking growth!
(Also shout-out to my wife for having basically done the same thing. It's how I met her. It's how I met one of my girlfriends. And so many other important people. So ya. I fucking love this.)
Also you ever like a girl so much you try to give her an entire planet? Cause Taylor sure has.
"Rachel I don't want you to be sad when I'm gone so you can basically have this whole other planet we found."
GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Imp let Regent take control of her . . . welp. Like, I'm not really surprised by this. And in a different situation I wouldn't even really find it that weird. I'd do it with the right person. But combination of age and the situation they are in and Regent being Regent annnnnd ya. Welp.
I did love how much of the interactions between Skitter and Regent/Imp really was just her struggling with parenting two teenage supervillains.
IT'S NOT SO EASY, IS IT CHILD?!? MAYBE YOU'LL CUT ME SOME SLACK AND LISTEN TO MY ADVICE IN THE FUTURE!
(She won't)
I fucking LOVE that she made the bible themed hero kneel. Absolutely fucking amazing.
Oh shiiit, Skitter just flat dropped that guy multiple stories. Is she going to far?
. . . wellll, these guys do literally worship the Endbringers so I guess a little aggression is ok.
Damn, Valefor sure has some fucked up powers, I wonder what they're gonna do abou-
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. . . wellll, these guys do literally worship the Endbringers so I guess a little aggression is ok.
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Yep.
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. . . I think I preferred when she just used a knife.
So anyway
Not a fan of Taylor having more alone time with Brian (not because I have any issue with the idea, but because I think she needs to be focusing on her girlfriends), but I am a fan of her using bugs to clean her dress and fix her hair afterwords while Brian just kinda sits there and has to contemplate what he has gotten himself into. Queen shit.
Flechette was SO mad that Parian wasn't "cute" anymore, I couldn't stop laughing. Sure, she said "You had to take the playfulness away? The joy?" but we all know what she meant. Of course, it's won't take very long for the new costume to get Flechette's attention. (I have to mention that this is basically exactly what I said when reading the scene, and the interlude a few chapters later just proved me right.)
Flechette is just so hopelessly gay
Miss Militia is actually getting very mild respect from me right now. Like, she's still working for the cops but she is actually agreeing to silently push against some things. Now, she says she doesn't have more power then that but she is a very well known hero and if she would publicly speak out about certain things there is a decent chance she could do more. That would of course be putting her position at risk though. Which is why she only gets very mild respect right now.
OH MY GOD I DIDN'T JUST GET TO SEE TATTLETALE'S MURDER WALL, I GOT TO SEE HER ENTIRE MURDER ROOM!
Fucking multiple bulletin boards with threads connecting them. Everything color coded. Reference numbers to files with more details. Multiple TV screens, computer with constant information dump. God. It's like a literal representation of the inside of my mind while I read Worm. SO MANY THINGS TO FIGURE OUT!
I love a lot of characters, but Tattletale always stays near the top. She gets me.
And from the fucking joy of getting to see that setup I come crashing the fuck down.
Like, I have completely figured out at this point that Skitter is turning herself in. I know what is coming. She's had her moment with everyone else and Tattletale is the last one.
And then. Then just . .
No goodbyes.
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HOW DARE THIS BOOK MAKE ME FEEL MY OWN FEELINGS!! I'M TOO GAY FOR THIS!
I do find it hysterical that the PRT officers working the front lobby don't all recognize Skitter on sight. Fucking gas station employees will manage to keep track of people with pictures on the "bad check" board, you'd think the PRT could manage to have their officers keep track of the face of one of the most well know villains in the country, if not the world, who also controls their city. PRT is forever bad at their job.
That one guy did notice her eventually though, so I guess he gets to be employee of the month.
The Number Man interlude thoughts:
The inside of this mans mind is one of the sexiest things I have ever seen and the constant reminder of the horrible things he is helping Cauldron do to all their prisoners was very helpful because it was the only thing keeping me from deciding that The Number Man is a perfect soul that can do no wrong.
I have no illusions here. I am weak. This man is a monster and I should not have any trouble remembering that.
But fuck shit fuck oh god fuck I don't even need him to touch me. I just need him to TALK to me. I just need him to get high with me and let me pick apart how his mind works!
He understood numbers, and through them, he understood everything.
That line. Absolute killer. Fucking take me.
. . . anyway yes it's a very interesting interlude!
Loved seeing more of the inner workings of Cauldron
I very much want to see the final level of their basement that only the Doctor goes into because I said that I thought Cauldron had a dead (for values of dead that are non-definable) higher dimensional being in their basement back during arc 15 and now I know for sure that there is something down there. I wanna know if I was right!
Oh my god he was friends with Jack
"Friends"
Look I make everything gay ok? It's not my choice! Sure it means I get to enjoy every tiny bit of Wolfspider and Chatterbug cause I see all of it. But it also means I see the ships I don't want to think about!
I men what was I supposed to think when Jack said âWe can live this. Together. Every waking secondâŚâ?
Gay
Parian interlude thoughts:
And speaking of gay!
Fucking Flechette just full blown "Fuck all of this I want you to tell me what to do for the rest of my life!"
Full U-Haul lesbian.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
This is Parian's new costume having an effect.
Just so gay. I love it.
Also Bitch just so fucking ready to break Skitter out. So fucking gay.
And the incredible loyalty, which is gonna hurt if she ends up feeling betrayed by Skitter.
Still gay though.
Tattletale, basically without powers, just completely giving Accord the "fuck off, we're in charge" was amazing. All she had to do was promise to consider his binders and he was all in. This poor man just wants somebody to read his ideas! He's like a aspiring screenwriter just begging people to read his script.
#Worm#Worm Web Serial#Parahumans#Cairavende reads Worm#Skitter#Wolfspider#Chatterbug#Smugbug#Number Man#I love doll lesbian#She is one of my favorite side characters#Curious what Flechette's new name is going to be#I was cackling about the idea of Flechette crossing half the city to make a phone call cause no one has any idea how much Skitter can hear#Or how far away she can hear it#And it's just like âWell uhhh other side of the city I guess?â#Also the amount of brain power currently being used to try and come up with a clever ship name for Jack Slash and The Number Man#Is unreasonable#I don't care. I don't want to care.#I don't want to think about shipping ANYONE with Jack#I hate that pretentious little shit bag so much#And yet#The possibilities with numbers and dividing and such are endless#And I can't stop myself#Please send help#Or just send me more of The Number Man's internal thoughts#That could distract me
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I will probably be burned at the stake for this but I hate how popular ships in fandoms (ESPECIALLY here) are always based on WhO'S tHe MOsT QuEeRCoDEd iN CanOn and not on whether the ship is actually. good. I won't deny that a lot of these popular ships are good and it would be fine if they didn't become the literal fanon norm and every time someone has other ships for the characters or god forbid, doesn't like the ship, everyone goes "we totally respect your opinion and all but they're literally so gay how can you not see how gay they are you dumbfuck-"
#based on true stories#also this post is about farcille#i'm sorry y'all but they're like a ryuji situation to me#a ryuji situation is when i don't dislike the thing but seeing how overrated it is imo and the fandom's interpretation makes me hate it#and i do not like around 80% of the farcille content i see#i don't like marcille being dummed down into a dumb simp#and for falin people are filling in the blanks for a character that barely exists for most of the plot she's either dead or in beast mode#but it's mostly that i hate marcille being a drooling simp and it's weird to me because she literally says she still sees falin as young#tbf i don't really like any of the ships in dungeon meshi if anything farcille is my favorite by default#i like it when marcille isn't a dumb simp#dunmesh just isn't a very shippable fandom to me#lukas rants#hila has spoken
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What's so fun about BruJay as a ship is Jason's sheer obsessive devotion to Bruce. Jason is possessive over Bruce, to the point he doesn't care about the deaths of others so long as he has Bruce's attention. A part of the UTRH arc this isn't talked about enough is that Bludhaven fucking explodes mid-way and Jason won't let Bruce see if Dick is alive.
batman (1940) #650
A lot of discussion about UTRH paints Jason as this anger-driven cold, calculating machine up against Bruce when it's so clear that his love for Bruce is what drives him at his root, even if he won't acknowledge it. He says it himself, he would've done anything if it was Bruce who'd died instead of him and his anger is rooted in that possessive devotion not being reciprocated.
batman (194) #650
BruJay as a ship always to be, to some level, unrequited. Even if Bruce loves Jason back in that way, he'll never be that obsessed with Jason. Jason will always view Bruce's love for Dick or Tim to be a distraction, proof that Bruce isn't dedicated enough to him. Jason has the need to always have Bruce's attention, even when it could come at the cost of Bruce's other loved ones. Something something cannibalism as a metaphor for love in how Jason wants to consume Bruce's whole existence. He can't let Bruce leave him again, can't let Bruce love or grieve anyone else. Forcing Bruce to choose between Jason and the Joker isn't just about confronting Jason's killer, it's about confronting the other person who exists as this duality with Bruce and consumes so much of Bruce's life. That's the role Jason wants to fill, calling himself Red Hood and forcing Bruce to look at what he's become. But still loving Bruce and wanting more than anything for Bruce to reciprocate that love in the way that Jason understands. I just think it's good soup and rife with Dynamics that are underexplored with them.
#necrotic festerings#brujay#jaybruce#jaybru#jason todd x bruce wayne#batcest#i've had this thought in my head for a while#i was just weirdly shy about posting it? like convinced myself it's not as verbose as some of my other thoughts#also GOD why is the art of this arc SO BAD.#i can't take it SERIOUSLY#i hate looking at it.#the faces. why are the faces like that.#brujay needs more love bc jesus#gotham war had some good brujay content but i am still too bitter to discuss that shitshow. so. ignoring it for now.#bruce changing jason's brain chemistry as an act of love is the most FUCKED UP brujay thing ever tho#it's so Them.#sorry that is just peak brujay. they are incapable of meeting in any middle and always trying to change each other.#maybe this meta should've been about that.#but then i'd have to use new-52 and rebirth panels so eh. nvmd.#this page makes it seem like i hate post-flashpoint comics. i don't i swear#they just interest me less for batcest.#like oh yay everyone's getting along and working together.#it only came at the expense of throwing away decades of character work. small sacrifice.#i need to stop posting meta at fucking 5 am.#no one is going to see this bc i can't be a normal person.#wrote this while watching invincible#which is pretty good so far but man the ending of ep1 clocked me. i was absolutely bamboozled.#i had something else i was going to say in the tags but i lost it.#anyway most of this is a ship post and projecting shit as per usual and yk. not serious comic media.#i'm just silly and gay.
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Stray cats.
Peter had always likened the apprentices to a group of stray cats, in his mind.
At first it was out of distaste. They were a nuisance; a band of drifters slinking around the alleyways, catching their quarries unaware. The quick, sharp jab of a hypodermic needle might as well have been the efficient killing bite that a cat might deliver to the throat of its prey. They worked in the shadows, occupying all of those lonely abandoned buildings and reworking them for a new, twisted purpose.Â
Then, begrudgingly, heâd found himself wrapped up in Mark Hoffman. Chasing him, hunting him, hellbent on bringing him to justice, then on killing him, then on understanding him, thenâŚ
Well, Peter didnât know what he was doing now.Â
All he knew was that sitting in his apartment, in varying states of composure, were three of Jigsawâs disciples.Â
Dr. Gordon sat on his couch, eyes trained down as his hands worked on bandaging a fresh wound on the arm of his younger accomplice. Stanheight sat quietly and allowed for the medical attention with little fight. Hoffman himself sat on the floor, back leaned against the couch close to the other two.Â
Peter remained standing, trying not to buckle at the absurdity of his situation. In true stray-animal nature, he had made the mistake of allowing Hoffman into his home once, twice, thrice, and now heâd come back with friends.Â
âDonât feed the straysâ, indeed.Â
Accept that he did know the other two, at this point. The polite Dr. Gordon was well-spoken and direct; Peter had found him infuriating in the beginning. He was a hard man to interrogate and an even harder man to intimidate, as level and unflinching as he was. Unlike Peter, he never seemed to let his anger get the best of him, and he seemed to know that. Dr. Gordon was a man who always seemed very aware of how much more control he had in the conversation. It was enviable.Â
Then there was Adam Faulkner-Stanheight. Mouthful of a name. It was strange enough for Peter to wrap his head around the fact that the kid was alive, let alone working with Jigsaw. He was angry- had more rage in his scrawny little body than what felt possible. Stupid and impulsive, Peter had found him annoying. Just a petulant adolescent who had gotten himself into bigger trouble than he yet realized.Â
Theyâve come a long way since then. Both apprentices had grown on him, maybe because they reminded him of himself in their amalgamate qualities. The cold, callous bluntness of the doctor. The white-hot temper of the kid. The way he had never seen the former so gentle nor the latter so complacent until now, as they patched themselves together on his bloodied furniture.Â
Peter had been reluctant to welcome them all inside. It was bad enough to shelter one serial killer, but now three? It reminded him that everything heâs been doing as of late is against what he once stood for. Fuck, it would solve a hell of a lot of his own problems if he didn't care. If heâd let them all rot, make them regret thinking that Peter would risk his own hide just because he's been friendly with them. Dr. Gordon and Stanheight had seemed to understand this too. Their expressions had been apprehensive, looking ready to flee like the animals they were. Peter wonders how long ago he would have given chase.Â
Hoffman had spoken, then.Â
âI didnât-â His voice was shot and exhausted. âI didnât know where else to go, Strahm.âÂ
And just like that, Peter took them in. Those words were all it took. Hoffman limped inside on a bad leg and described some sort of police-raid, premature. John Kramer and Amanda Young hadnât even been there, so it had just been the trio, and they were forced to flee. Unable to go far on foot in their current state, Hoffman had brought his injured companions here. To Peter.Â
Why did that make something strange stir within him?Â
The three of them were soaked to the bone from the rain. Peter watched Hoffman sluggishly attempt to remain alert, but every so often his head would lull and come to rest against the soft thigh of Dr. Gordon. If the doctor noticed it, he didn't say a word as he continued to diligently work. He looked tired. Stanheight was putting on the best brave face he could manage, but Peterâs keen eyes caught his shoulders trembling, only eased when Gordonâs hand came to rest on one and rubbed gently. They all looked so tired.Â
Unable to watch any longer, Peter finally broke the silence.Â
âSo why are you still doing this?â It took everything in him to not fidget idly as he spoke, brows furrowed at the three men.Â
All eyes were on him quite suddenly, sharp as they regarded him. Three clever pairs of observant eyes that all screamed out âI know more than Iâm letting on' to Peter. He held their gazes, muscled arms crossed over his chest.Â
âYou know what Iâm talking about.â He scoffed, lip curling. âWhatâs the point of doing the old man's dirty work when he just lets things like this happen to you?âÂ
Silence.
Hoffman broke first. He laughed, eyes closing as he rested more fully against the couch. It was good-natured but ultimately dismissive.Â
Dr. Gordon frowned at Peter, one brow quirked as if he had asked them something incredibly naive. Like he expected Peter to know already.Â
Stanheight didn't react. Not outwardly, anyways. He only stared, something new and strange glittering in his eyes that Peter couldn't place.
âWhat,â Peter grit his teeth, an edge to his voice. Less of a question and more of a prompt.Â
âNothing, nothing. Apologies, Mr. Strahm.â Gordon sighed, turning his attention back to his handiwork. He appeared to nearly be done with the worst of Stanheightâs injuries now. âItâs just⌠not that simple.â
âNot exactly the kinda job you can put your two weeks in for.â Hoffman corroborated, a smirk tugging at his full lips.Â
Peter felt his face burn hot, and he huffed in frustration. âYou fucking- Donât play dumb. Donât act like itâs a stupid question. Iâll throw you back out onto the fucking curb.â He jabbed a finger at Hoffman in particular, who for his part did indeed shut his mouth. âYou listening? Good. What Iâm saying is that John Kramer is one demented old man. What is actually stopping you?âÂ
This time, the quiet was punctuated by Hoffman and Gordon exchanging an uncomfortable glance. After a moment, Hoffman shrugged and ran one hand through his damp, messy hair. âIâm sure youâre familiar with the concept of, uh, checks ân balances.âÂ
Peter raised an eyebrow skeptically. Hoffman continued.Â
âInformation is power, etcetera. Kramer keeps basically everything on a need-to-know basis. Including, I dunno, who youâre workinâ with half the time. Hell,â He rolled his eyes, and lazily raised a hand behind his head to pat Gordonâs arm. The doctor made an annoyed noise in response, shifting away from him. âHe only told me about these lovebirds when he needed help lookinâ after âem.âÂ
âIâm still mad about missing out on a trip to Mexico.â Stanheight quipped. His voice was softer than normal, but Peter supposed it was a good sign that he was speaking at all. He wasnât used to the younger man being so quiet.Â
Gordon straightened up a moment later, gently patting down the new bandages and brushing some of the hair from Stanheightâs face. âThere you go.â He sighed. The warmth in his tone was so palpable that Peter had the distinct feeling it wasnât meant for his ears. Despite being in his own apartment, he somehow felt he was intruding. âGet comfortable, alright?âÂ
Peter watched as Stanheight pulled himself to his feet, stopping short just a little ways away from him with an awkward shuffle. Gordon patted his thigh and spoke his next words like they took all of his energy to say.Â
âYour turn.â He didnât even bother to look at Hoffman. The detective grinned anyways, wasting no time in clamoring up into Gordonâs personal space and slinging his leg across the manâs lap. Gordon shook his head disdainfully, but carefully began rolling back Hoffmanâs torn pant leg anyways.Â
Peter guessed he wasnât the only one that Hoffman lived to irritate.
âChrist, Mark.â Gordon sucked in a sharp breath, and Peterâs shoulders stiffened as he took a step forward to look. His stomach sank despite himself; from where he was standing Hoffmanâs calf looked like a bloody mess. Peterâs a man whoâs seen more gore in his line of work than anyone should hope to see in their lifetime, and yet here he is, staring in alarm. It was unlike him, and woefully he could only attribute his own uneasiness to the owner of the calf.Â
As if he could read his mind, Hoffman looked up towards Peter. âHey, itâs just-â He winced, hissing in pain as Gordon began to clean the wound. âItâs no big deal- no bullet inside. Just grazed me.âÂ
âYou were shot?â Peter balked.
âGrazed,â Hoffman corrected.Â
Peter pinched the bridge of his nose in a quick-rising frustration. Hoffman was impossible.Â
âDonât be an idiot.â Gordonâs voice was little more than a growl as he spoke through gritted teeth. âYou took an unnecessary risk. Do you think I enjoy patching you back together? Honestly, if I didn't know any better Iâd assume you were trying to get your sorry self killed.âÂ
Dr. Gordonâs tone left the detective bristling. âDonât tell me how to do my job.â He scoffed. âHell, I donât bother you when youâre workinâ in the sickbay. Why don't you just- fuck!âÂ
Hoffman yelped at the unceremonious splash of disinfectant. Gordon gave him the sort of well-practiced fake smile that only a doctor could.
âMy bad,â he murmured, unapologetic.Â
Peter decided heâd seen enough. He turned on his heel and walked into the kitchen, telling himself that he was just stepping aside to get ice in case the doctor needed some. He knew it wasn't the truth, though; he scolded himself quietly as he leaned against the wall and ran a hand through his graying hair.Â
The truth was that he couldn't keep standing there, staring at Hoffmanâs leg injury.Â
Itâs ironic, because it feels like not too long ago that Peter would have done anything to put a bullet in Hoffman. Now the thought makes him feel⌠queasy. And a bit confused.Â
Peter found himself comparing the apprentices to strays again.
He couldnât get the image of roadkill splattered on the side of the highway out of his head.Â
From what he knew of John Kramer and his cult, the apprentices were expendable parts. It doesn't even sound like they can trust each other half the time. One wrong move or fatal mistake would be all it took. Peter wasn't even sure how long it would take him to know something had happened.Â
His thoughts were interrupted by footsteps so quiet that he knew exactly who they belonged to before turning around. Stanheight stood at the entryway of his bare-bones kitchen, watching him. Heâs probably spent the least amount of time alone with him.Â
âWhat is it?â Peterâs frown deepened.
The kid didn't answer immediately, instead coming to lean against the wall beside him. He was quiet for a moment, and then shrugged.Â
âWanted to check on you, I guess.â He answered simply.Â
âCheck on me? In what way do I need checking on?â Raising a brow, Peter gestured towards the living room. âLook at you three, for fuckâs sake.âÂ
Stanheight held his hands up defensively. âHey, hey, I just- I get it, alright?â
Peter didn't know what that meant. He stared down at the shorter man, scowl ever-present, silently prodding him to elaborate. Stanheightâs expression was⌠almost sympathetic, but his eyes had that same strange look from before: the one that Peter couldn't place.Â
The kid was easy to underestimate, Peter knew it from his file and from his current involvement. He wasn't about to make that mistake with him.Â
âSucks, doesn't it?â Stanheight finally said. He was muttering now, glancing once over his shoulder to ensure they were still alone. âOne thing to know what they're doing and another to see them come back with blood and bits of their skin hanging off.â
Peter felt his stomach turn. âNo,â he lied. âIf Hoffmanâs gonna be reckless and get himself killed then so be it.âÂ
âNo matter what you or anyone else thinks, Iâm not stupid.â Stanheight laughed dryly. âYou don't gotta lie to me, okay? Iâm on team Peter here.âÂ
âAre we forgetting that youâre one of âthemâ too?â Peter steeled his gaze, unamused.Â
Stanheight grimaced. âI mean- kind of. Not really.â
ââNot really?â Whatâs that mean?âÂ
âI- like- like Iâm with them but Iâm not one of them. Old Johnny-boy has never and will never give a shit about me. Not exactly in the running to be his heir or whatever the others think will happen.â Stanheight huffed, rolling his eyes as he explained. âPretty sure he wouldn't even notice if I went missing if it weren't for the pictures ân schedules I go and get for him.â
Peter is quiet for a moment.Â
âWhy stick around?â He asked softly, already knowing the answer.Â
The kid just snorted in lieu of answering, and the two fell into silence once more for a couple of seconds.Â
âGlad that Mark has you.â Stanheight suddenly murmured, thoughtful.Â
âHe does not âhave meâ.âÂ
âMaybe you can knock some sense into him.âÂ
Peter scoffed, looking elsewhere. âYouâre frustrating, you know that?â
âIâve been told.â Stanheight laughed, âIâm not kidding, though. It always freaks me out how Mark gets when heâs likeâŚâÂ
Raising a brow, Peter waited for him to sort out his thoughts.Â
âLike, when he gets hurt, right? He just- just runs off. Or heâll go and get hammered on the other side of town and when we find him heâs a mess.âÂ
At that, Peterâs shoulders went rigid. He was aware of Markâs habits, his unhealthy coping mechanism. He hadn't thought about who else might know, how deeply it might run. He hadn't thought about how often Mark must be alone.Â
When he looked back at Stanheight, he realized the kid was staring at him intently. There was concern in his expression, but also something fierce.Â
âJohnâs really messed him up. Worse than he was before all of this.â His voice was low, almost cautious. âAll of them. Lawrence, Mark, Mandy, none of them deserve this. You know that, right?â
Peterâs mouth felt dry. âIâŚâÂ
Straightening up again, Stanheight stepped closer to Peter. Before he could see it coming, a smaller hand took his own and held it, inspecting it. âI think Mark needs you.â He said, âmaybe all of us do. So you gotta take care of yourself too.âÂ
Something confused seemed to bloom in his chest then, an uncertain warmth that he could feel rise up to his face. He opened his mouth to speak, but closed it again when he couldn't decide on anything to say.Â
âJust think about it, âkay?â Stanheight let go of his hand again and started to leave the kitchen, pausing for just a moment to look back at him. âOh, one more thing.âÂ
âWhat is it?â Peterâs voice was hoarse.Â
Stanheight gave him a grin that didn't meet his eyes. âWelcome to the family.âÂ
Then he was gone, Peterâs protest to that statement dying on his lips, and Peter was left to think on everything he said.Â
Hoffman needing him. Hoffman hiding himself away in dark corners to nurse his wounds. Improperly set bones and too much bandage.Â
Stray cats.
Peterâs family used to have cats. His sisterâs cat had been an old, white, raggedy thing that she named Alfredo. When Alfredo passed away, he had hidden under the bed and refused to come out. Peter thinks he remembers reading somewhere that pets do that on purpose, so their humans don't have to see them die, but it's been years and his animal knowledge is limited.Â
Peter wondered how hard it is to socialize a stray cat. To reintroduce it to domesticity.Â
He stepped out of the kitchen, lingering at the entryway, and watched the apprentices from where he stood. Gordon seemed to have finished with Hoffmanâs leg, speaking to him in a quieter tone than before. To his surprise, Hoffman looked like he was listening. Stanheight was on the couch with them now, leaning his head onto Gordonâs shoulder.Â
Peter found that he wished he could freeze this moment with the three of them in it. The bubble of safety that was his living room felt far away from everything Jigsaw. Maybe they were always meant to be here, on soft furniture, and not crouching amongst rusted pipes and jagged metal.Â
Tamed. Domesticated.Â
He sighed through his nose and walked around the couch, three sets of clever eyes on him again as he caught their attention. Now that he was there, he could see that Dr. Gordon had just begun to wrap up Hoffmanâs leg and he silently motioned to ask for the gauze, kneeling down between them.
Understanding the gesture, Gordon handed it over, smiling at Peter warmly enough to raise his body temperature by a degree.Â
âStrahm-â Hoffman started, bewildered, but Peter simply began wrapping his leg neatly.Â
âShut up.â He grunted. âLet me help you, stupid.â
#saw#coffinchain#chainshipping#hoffstrahm#coffinshipping#hoffstrahmdonheight#asks#jennilah#I LOVE YOU JENNA I'M SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG#these are supposed to be short fics . uhhhhhhhh#i prommy i'll get better at this whole ficlet thing#anyways god i hope any of you like this bc i already hate it LMAOOO it's mostly dialogue and idk if it's anything#oh well#sometimes you write 3k words and then just go 'this sucks' and post it anyways#could've been softer given the song i rolled BUT i wanted to ease y'all in since this is technically my first posted coffinchain fic#pls tell me if you do like it ;w; and also don't be afraid to keep sending ships/characters bc i'm still up for this song lyric prompt#writing#fanfic#peter strahm#mark hoffman#adam faulkner stanheight#lawrence gordon#ughgg i love them. i really love them i wish i could do them more justice than this
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why are Aerith, Tifa and Zack ALWAYS the target in this freaking fandom
#leave them aloneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee touch some grass!#the imbalance is crazy i never see hate about ANY character but those three#like don't get me wrong i *don't* want to see people hating on any character at all#but why is it always them... they are so lovely and so well-written i just can't believe they get so much hate??#i mean i know. it's because of the stupid ship wars#but goddammit it's getting more and more annoying đ#that's the downside to being in a huge fandom you can't escape the toxic bitches who never even played the games#i'm glad tumblr is more chill. kisses you all#in this house we love aerti and zack đ#my post
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Fellas is it gay to plant a whole like REALLY HUGE road of flowers exclusively for your enemy. Flowers that, canonically, will wither and die if you don't tend to them for a SINGLE DAY. mAY I ADD that earlier in the story Blot states something like "the falls are ROMANTIC in a way, especially with a full moon in the sky >AND MY WORST ENEMY APPROACHING<"
Like I'm sorry I held it for too long and I need to say it. I am a firm believer that Mickey and Blot have the same as whatever it is that Basil and Ratigan got going on
#to me they're just two bi guys (bi ace for Mickey) who are like. You scare me. You're the only one who can face me at my level.-#-I admire your tenacity so much. I will chase you to hell and back in any challenge you lay out for me. Anyway I hate you. Jerk#I don't ship them in the sense of wanting them to be a couple but there IS tension there and I will DIE on that hill#I also don't think they're exes like Basil and Ratigan probably are but the vibe is the same#Bro will go to such extremes to mess with Mickey in particular it's insane#I really hope I'm not starting any sort of shipping drama in the topolino fandom (certainly a sentence to say)#should i even tag this#eh whatever#mickey mouse#the phantom blot#topolino comics
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yknow i say im a huge multishipper but i wouldnt actually consider myself much of a shipper at all. just open to the idea of trying everything once. the term has typically romantic connotations and follows the assumption that i think, and want, these characters to be good for eachother.
I'm, personally, less interested in the prexisting chemistry than i am in the puzzle of figuring out what differing circumstances could potentially cause two characters who have seemingly nothing in common to become eachothers everything.
This could explain my favorism towards rarepairs and more convoluted dynamics, and my aversion to popular, fluffy pairings that have already been explored a thousand times over, there's no work for me to do there.
Not to mention that when a ship becomes too popular it starts cannibalising itself, and lots of good, interesting characterisations are lost in the sea of people bending characters into pre-orchestrated, saccharine dynamics. alot of which are usually downright fetishy in nature, particularly in mlm pairings.
I mean i would say being able to get ooc and self indulgent is downright mandatory for making a good fic, but there's only so many times i have to read a fic about a big, overprotective, manly-man top who does all the work and the shy, small, swoony, softhearted femme-wifey-bottom before it starts to just be lazy.
I actively have to go out of my way to search 'switch' tags if i want true-to-the-character, mutual emotional reciprocation. which i really, really shouldn't have to do as an ace person who actively skips through nsfw.
And it's not that popular wlw pairings aren't guilty of these problems aswell, but those tend to lean more into the 'soft lesbians who can do no wrong' stereotype, which always completely (butch)ers all nuisance that makes the ship worth shipping in the first place.
As well as that's if they're even the focus of the story at all and aren't just shoved to the side by the main mlm couple. mlw pairings can be culpable of both these things, with the added risk that you find out the author made a twitter post with the characters in front of the 'super straight' flag.
Though i also wonder if me being aspec plays any part as again; im not as interested in the romantic aspects as i am in the possible hurdles they may face throughout the potential relationship.
Anyone else feel like this?
#though its not that i hate popular ships.#ill read anything if i find it interesting#cryptic ramblings#ship discourse (but not really)#fandom critical#fandom crit#fandom#this is about fandom and shipping culture in general but some places i see this in are#homestuck#genshin impact#zhongchi#davekat#dirkjake#ittogorou#kavetham#< these are ships i actually quite like. im just not too fond of the fanon characterizations of#dirkjake has gotten far better over the years though#if you have any more leave them in the tags#yknow for someone who hates discourse i sure do talk about it alot#in my defense it's the people who get really pressed over their pairings#and become aggressive at differing opinions that I don't like#oh and#neuvifuri#kazuscara#longpost#xiaoven#thomato#kaebedo#chiscara
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