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Hello I'm back! (not that anybody cared or noticed 😆) I spent the last week just existing but I made it through that heat wave. I feel like a new person now! Thank you for putting up with my bitching about the weather. Back to regular scheduled programming now.
As a reward, I give you a picture of a real rose. I don't know if you can tell but it's got a purplish tone. It's supposed to be a red rose but I guess the heat did something to it.
#i don't have ac#it was hell#stuff is still on fire somewhere#it smelled like smoke yesterday#at least it didn't start raining ash#i couldn't use my electronics cuz they would overheat#but at least i got to touch grass#i spent a couple hours staring at a tree yesterday and getting eaten by mosquitos#but it beat being indoors#oversharing on the internet
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Listen man, you guys can't be like "you guys need to be normal about asexuality" and then turn around and get weirdly judgemental when you find out someone doesn't have sex by choice. Like that's weird that some of you do that.
#like I love sex im glad we're hyping it up#but also genuinely some of you have got to learn how to be normal around people who dont want to have sex#even if you're not talking about asexuality when you say stuff like that you're still being a weirdass#im not ace myself but i keep seeing posts that come across like they're taking it personally that other people don't want to have sex#it sounds like theyre trying to prove something to someone
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stupid
#hm I wonder why that is! anyways!#this is a case of unreliable narrator. cause he actually is always stupid.#another incorrect quotes comic thingy#I don't have any more ideas for these. but I'm sure I'll find more dumb stuff for them to say sooner or later#incorrect quotes#ace attorney#ace attorney fanart#narumitsu#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#my art ☆
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Oh english is absolutely not his first language.
#Ryunosuke and Phoenix's first day court sillies: I don't know what a court record is! :3 I'm just a little guy!#Apollo first day court sillies: If anyone finds out Im not a native english speaker I will simply have to Murder them#i KNOW they didnt know he was an immigrant when they made this game. Thats why its SO COOL so much of it stil scans and supports later canon#my partner and I were playing together and just talking about how.#he grew up in a mountain shack surrounded by army guys. he KNOWS HOW TO PLAY POKER. He just has no idea what the hands are called in ENGLISH#spk plays apollo justice#ace attorney#apollo justice#apollo justice ace attorney#aa
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Ah, yes. Sebastian is an idiot, but he's such a good boy, y'know.
#sebastian debeste#eustace winner#ace attorney#prosecutor's gambit#aai2#ace attorney investigations#my art#Linktoo art#i started tweaking tbh#I LOVE THIS KID#I don't have the official localization script on hand so I'm basing this off of the fan translation#but just so you know. I love both names tbh
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They are playing Professor Layton because I have been playing Professor Layton.
#HELP I AM A FULL TIME ANIMATION STUDENT I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO DRAW THIS BUT I DID#IT WAS MEANT TO BE JUST A SKETCH SOB#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#narumitsu#ace attorney#artingsumstuff#ace attorney fanart#professor layton
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big brother pride
#satsuhart#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#nahyuta sahdmadhi#apollo justice#context for anyone who doesn't know: franziska capcorom got announced recently... trucy rayfa nahyuta don't have one#trucy... doesn't she deserve one </3 i'm almost thinking it's bc they don't want to deal with making her hat or smth#but that's stupid other official trucy plushies exist!!#anyway i want meicorom..... 10 of them
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It's always, "aces can still have sex" but never, "allos can go without sex"
Kinda makes it feel like aces *have* to be the ones to compromise in allo/ace relationships
#asexuality#asexual#ace#i know we don't have to always compromise but that does kinda feel like we're always the ones who are expected to
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Goodmorning kiss... ♡ what's with me and kissy narumitsu sketches lately...?
#ace attorney#narumitsu#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#wrightworth#periwinkla#fanart#these past few days I'm just sketching kisses inbetween other more complex stuff#mostly when I don't have the brains to work on more complex things#like today hahaha#I really don't feel like I have the brains today pft#like it's just a narumitsu kissy mush up there#and there's nothing else going on between the neurons atm
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In the past, people in the Animal Crossing community would make fun of Tom Nook as a sleazy landlord. Since then, he's really rehabilitated his image as this 'heart of gold' businessman (he's the one who puts bells and furniture in trees for you to find! he adopted orphans! he donates to charity!), but New Horizons genuinely paints the most devious version of him.
He's successfully privatized settler colonialism: you pay HIM to move to a "deserted island" (which apparently the oceans in the AC world are just full of) and start a colony that he is directly invested in. At best he's running a weird vacation package scam (you arrive on the island with no money and in debt for "using his services"). At worst, he's using you to set up company towns. For god's sake, he literally has his own fake currency that he forces you to use to pay off your debt. But don't worry, he's repackaged it in a way that definitely doesn't sound like an MLM scam: the Nook Mileage Program!
You're no longer just his tenant or his temporary part-timer, you're his business lackey. The entire tutorial section of the game has you spending actual weeks running around completing tasks and doing hard labor to set up his colony. You're even tasked with preparing his properties and finding buyers for them. No, you aren't a tenant anymore. You work for the landlord. You are directly responsible for finding tenants for him. And he doesn't even fucking pay you. Not for setting up town hall and museum, or his nephew's shop –– which is the ONLY store on the entire island that sells necessities –– or bringing KK Slider to town, or helping populate his town. Not a single cent. No, actually, you have to pay HIM to BUY infrastructure like bridges and stairs and park benches. And all the while, he's telling you're the "resident representative"; you get to call the shots! That the reward is the community's progress. That what you're doing is in everyone's best interest (but most importantly, his).
Since NH's release, people have done a lot of legwork to say that Tom Nook isn't a capitalist while the game shows him at his very worst. He owns the only general store in town. You're forced to use a phone that he modified and branded as his own. Buy Nook-branded furniture and merchandise at the self-serve kiosk in the town hall, a governmental building! There's no conflict of interest here!
But hey, if you're tired of being the landlord/business mogul's goon, you can also find work as a deluxe resort home designer for a company that also pays you in their special company currency that can only be used to buy their products instead of a real salary! Because that's what the Animal Crossing franchise needs! More vacation homes!!!
#this is a really long winded way to say i really really really really hate new horizon's storyline and player role#i really hate that not only your house but the entire TOWN. the whole COMMUNITY you're a part of is owed to tom nook's business#i really hate the “vacation getaway package” angle because it shows just how commercialized the entire premise of nh is#and how lost the game is in its original core concept#animal crossing is about the experience of moving to a new town and becoming a part of that community#just to compare: all past ac games have a similar opening#you're on a bus or train or taxi to someplace new. a stranger strikes up a conversation and you get to know them before arriving#new horizons opens with you at customer service desk filling out an client application before a flight.#in prev games working for nook in the tutorial is meant to be demeaning. you want it to be over with so you can actually start living life#but in new horizons working for tom nook IS your life. and it's so rewarding! don't you feel rewarded?#you aren't a person. you aren't a new neighbor. you're tom nook's client. and then his unpaid employee. and the game insists it's fun to be#that's how void the game is#because it's bad enough that a rpg life sim got turned into a sandbox game where you have to build the town yourself#but the only reason why you're building it is because the landlord who you're in debt to TOLD you to build it.#everything is a rewards program! everything is a tour service! be sure to do your daily tasks to earn nook bucks to spend on nook merch!#that really sucks imo.#i mean. the entire game is based around the vacationing industry. of course it all feels fake and temporary. it's only a vacation.#long post#rant#not art#god the fact that your starter villagers can't even decide where to live you have to decide for them#i've never played a game that does the opposite of handholding#where instead it's the PLAYER who has to handhold the npcs through everything. and newsflash!! it's really exhausting and boring
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More (not really) Ultimate ability slander!
(Someone needs to enlighten me on the Diasomnia UMs since the wiki is pretty barren and I don't know them that well yet ;0;)
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#i had so much fun with cater. I'm here to tell you that every cater plushie is cannon.#I know that cauldron summoning is not really Duces UM. but its funny and more iconic#I'm trying to get creative with Ace and Orotho since they don't really have an UM#but yeah i REALLY NEED HELP WITH DIASOMNIA#disney twst#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#heartslabyul#duce spade#riddle rosehearts#ace trappola#cater diamond#trey clover#savannaclaw#ruggie bucchi#twst jack#jack howl#octavinelle#jade leech#azul ashengrotto#scarabia#jamil viper#ignihyde#ortho shroud#pomefiore#epel felmier#vil schoenheit#ttcnt sketchbook
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tiny little thing that i got inspired for. probably gonna make a print of this
sometimes family is a traumatized man, traumatized man, traumatized little girl and her bunch of pigeons
#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#trucy wright#wrightworth#narumitsu#nooo phoenix don't look at this papers you holding rn noo#paaal#i have a really bad case of stomach heartburn rn#either can be read as sad and not sad#i mean picture
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day 1: reunions
#u guys don't have any idea how long i've wanted to do this specific artwork but never got around to it#until now#ace attorney#kristoph gavin#klavier gavin#AASiblingsWeek23#im not sure how many of these i'm gonna do i might just leave it at this one or not shrugs#kuuart
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before you know about women, you hear that you do not need to love the man, just that you need to love him through his manhood. which is to say you have seen the future painted in lamb's blood over your eyes - how your mother shoots you a look about your father's inability to cook right. how your aunt holds her wineglass and says i'm gonna kill em. men, right! how your best friend bickers with her boyfriend, how she says i can't help it. i come back to him.
you learn: men are gonna cheat. men aren't going to listen when you're talking, because you're nagging. men think emotions are stupid. they think your life is vapid and your hobbies are embarrassing. men will slam things, but that's because men are allowed to be angry. if you get loud, you're hysterical. if a man gets loud - well, men are animals, men are dogs, men can't control their hands or their eyes or their bodies. they're going to make a snide comment about you in the locker room, about your body, about how you're so fucking annoying. you're going to give him kids, and he will give you the money for the kids, and you're going to be running the house 24/7 - but he gets to relax after a long day, because his job is stressful. the man is on stage, and is a comedian, and says "women!"
and you are supposed to love that. you are supposed to love men through how horrible they are to you - because that's what women do. that's what good women do. wife material. your father even told you once - it'll make sense when you're older. it was like staring down a very lonely tunnel.
it feels like something's caught in your throat, but it's all you know, so. it's okay that you see sex as a necessary tool, a sort of okay-enough ritual to keep him happy, even though he doesn't seem to care about happiness as-applied-to you. it is relationship upkeep. it is kissing him and smiling even though he didn't brush his teeth. it is getting on your knees and looking up and holding back a sigh because he barely holds you as you panic through the night. it's not like the sex is bad and you do like feeling wanted. and besides! he's a man! like... they're another species. you'll never be able to actually communicate, right. he isn't listening.
you just don't get it. you don't feel that sense of i'm gonna climb him like a tree. mostly it just feels fucking exhausting. you play the part perfectly. you smile and nod and are "effortlessly" charming. and it's fine! it's alright! you even love him, if you're looking. you could have good life, and a good family, and perfectly happy.
in the late night you google: am i broken. you google i'm not attracted to my husband. you google i get turned on by books but not by him. you google how to get better in bed.
the first time he yells at you, it almost feels like blankness. like - of course this is happening. this is always how it was going to end up. men get angry, and they yell, and you sit there in silence.
you mention it to your friend - just the once - while you're drunk. she shrugs and says it's like that with me too, i just try to forget and move on. men are always gonna hear what they want to. pick your battles and say sorry even though he's in the wrong. you play solitaire online for a month. you go to your therapist appointment and preach about how you're both so in love.
after all, you have a future to want. nobody lied about it - how many instagram posts say marriage is hard. say real love takes work. say we fight like cats and dogs but the best part is that we always make up. how many of your friends say happy anniversary to the best and worst thing to ever happen to me. if you really loved him - loved yourself too - you'd accept that men are just different from you.
the first time she kisses you, it's on a dare at a party. something large and terrifying whips through your body. you wake up sweating from dreams where her mouth is encrusted with pearls and you pick them off one by one with your teeth. fuck. you sit at the computer and your almost-finished game of sim city. you think about your potential perfect life and your potential future family. you google am i gay quiz with your little hands shaking.
you delete each letter slowly. you don't need to love him. you just need to keep going.
#warm up#writeblr#this is also about being ace btw#my identity has slowly shifted over time and maybe if everyone is REAL cool i'll talk bout it#bc it's complicated and nuanced. but this is like#trying to warn u that if you find it “relationship upkeep” to have sex with ur partner#and don't actually enjoy it or seek it for urself. u might just not be attracted to them.#which is fine ! ace ppl can be perfectly happy in any relationship they feel good in!#but also i wasn't as straight as i had expected!#> the first time i saw dick i was like. huh. oh okay that's fine i guess#> the first time i saw pussy i was like. WAIT ACTUALLY HANG ON I GET IT#i just assumed sex wasn't all it was cracked up to be ya know#but also like. btw? this IS NOT saying ''u might be gay not ace''#bc tbh i'm grey ace/demisexual#it's saying u might not be into ur partner. explore urself & ur feelings. turn inward.#TAKE THIS IN THE MANNER IT WAS MEANT> GENTLE AND KIND#AND NOT IN A WEIRD INTERNET WAY PLEASE#bc the truth is that there ARE ppl who are gay who assume that they just ''don't like'' sex#and ace ppl who might need a different partner w/different needs#and i would have REALLY needed to hear ''check in w/urself about if u actually like sex''#WAY EARILIER in my life. but nobody said anything bc they assume if ur having sex. u like it.#not just the actual act of sex. not once ur turned on. do you ACTUALLY like it. or is it a burden?#even if ur gay. check w/urself. maybe ur more ace than u realized. in which case. ADDITIONAL FLAG BB#i love collecting my flags. i'm at like 354 at this point#but also btw this is about how toxic relationships are SO normalized that u can be in one#and have everyone around u being like ''THATS JUST MEN LOL''
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Also a sunflower, because @stupidlynx have amazing songs for these two ///
#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#ace attorney#Please please don't tell me anything about this game after the 3d case of the 2d game#WE'RE STILL PLAYING NO SPOILERS I BEG YOU I GOTTA SEE IT ALL MYSELF AAAA#Sunflowers are so pretty#I love them so much#MAY THEY HAVE THERAPY AFTER ALL THIS TRAUMA PLEASE#narumitsu#my art
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