GETTING TO KNOW JIHAN AND HUE
tagging @calicojackofficial & @an-elegant-void bc they fuel me tm
this is gonna be long but a bunch of questions about jihan & hue’s relationship i’ve answered and compiled here! feel free to ask me more or just sop it up like a sponge lmaooo
1. Describe their first date.
jihan asked hue out after probably 6 months of dancing around one another once they were formally introduced. they went to a bowling alley, absolutely shouted and screamed and got mad competitive (the whole alley was up in arms about this match lol) and then they left laughing hand in hand. then they went stargazing and hue fell asleep on jihan’s chest and jihan was like wow ig i’m in love PFF.
2. Who wakes up early/Who sleeps in late?
lmao they’re both nocturnal. hue tends to wake up earlier though, usually to help the girls with school. jihan is a sleepy boy :D
3. What was their first impression of each other?
hue was super attracted to jihan off the bat but said absolutely NOTHING lol. jihan also had a bit of a different look back then (slicked back hair that was darker, clean shaven, bit of a punker style, he settled into the look he has now lol.) even jihan licking the blood off his fingers like he was like “ishouldnotfindthisattractiveishouldnotfindthisattractive—”
jihan thought hue was cute but was worried that he was lost or wanted to fight him since he was staring at him so hard lol.
4. Who initiates affection? Why does the other not initiate affection as much?
both of them are extremely affectionate with one another i don’t think there’s any hesitation in that regard, but that’s kind of what happens when you’ve been with someone for as long as they have lol. they’re extremely comfortable.
5. Do they argue often? If so, what do they argue about?
they rarely argue. they’ve had a few before, about the kids and just random shit that they both got too proud to apologize for.
6. How do they make up/apologize after an argument?
they usually have in depth convos where they try to pinpoint where the problem was and talk out their sides and apologize once they truly understand where the other person was coming from. then they either go on a date, cuddle, or fuck, depending on the situation lol.
7. How often do they say “I love you”?
not insanely often, though jihan is more likely to say it aloud.
8. What do they love most about the other? Why?
hue loves jihan’s wisdom—for a variety of reasons (some are related to the bedroom LOL). but really, he loves how jihan is patient and observant, and knows. it helps him feel secure in forging his own path by having someone who can support him without having to use words, just understanding.
jihan loves hue’s stability. he never thought he’d be interested in being tied down—and while he’s had loves in the past, he’s never gone and started a fucking family with any of them.
9. What do they dislike most about the other? Why?
neither are dislikes born of malice but hue hates that jihan is immortal and jihan is frustrated when hue tries to shoulder everything on his own instead of letting him share the weight of things weighing on him.
10. Do they share any hobbies or interests? How do these things bring them together?
they share a good chunk of things in common. games, sports, and adrenaline seeking are a big thing for them. but they also kind of picked up on each others hobbies too? hue likes strategy and intellectual things like reading which jihan can be a bit bored to do. but audio books and hue reading to him have definitely gotten him into it, as well as movies and cinema. jihan also didn’t pick up cooking until hue bc there was no reason but the methodical process and plating really strikes his fancy. jihan is a traveler and hue has never been interested in it before him. jihan is also a collector of random facts and experiences and it grows on hue too. he’s also not particularly artistic but jihan is very good (he’s had centuries of practice lol). but doing wine and art events has warmed hue up to it. it helps them learn more about what they each value and how they see the world, but they’re both pretty open to trying new things generally :)
11. How do they feel about nicknames/pet names? If they like them, what pet names do they use? If they hate them, why do they feel that way?
funnily enough neither of them are huge nickname or pet name people. at most hue will call jihan “han” (which is different than everyone else who calls him ji and jihan isn’t fond of anyone aside from hue calling him that lol). whereas, at most, jihan calls hue “babe” but even that alone makes hue’s face get red lol. neither of them hate pet names or anything i just don’t think they think about them. + their names are pretty straightforward so there’s no like Super Obvious ones lol.
12. Do they have a difficult time when separated from each other, or are they fairly independent?
when they were married, it was pretty easy for them to be separate from each other because the security that they had in each other and their relationship was extremely strong. divorced its really difficult t.
13. How do they keep in contact when they’re apart? Do they write letters, talk on the phone, or simply wait out the time?
usually phone, through texting or calling—the joys of modern tech. they haven’t really been apart much for any extended period of time until the divorce so lol.
14. Do they enjoy PDA, or are they more private with affection?
while its pretty obvious they’re in a relationship together, they don’t really do MUCH pda that’s beyond like, hand holding or pecks on the cheek/chaste kisses in public unless they’re alone. it’s not that they’re private so much as the two of them are rarely alone, be it the kids, hue’s family, friends, crowded public areas etc.
15. What songs remind you of their relationship?
let the predictable sap fest begin
all of me — john legend (a classic)
be — hozier
beautiful soul — jesse mccartney (i had to do it to them)
better love — hozier
better than me — hinder (ouch or whatever lol)
be without you — mary j. blige (OOF)
could it be you — cascada
fall for you — secondhand serenade
gravity — sara bareilles
hate to see your heart break — paramore
here without you — 3 doors down
i’ll be — edwin mccain
iris — the goo goo dolls
16. Would they ever get matching tattoos? If yes, what would these look like?
hue doesn’t like needles so idk if he could be convinced LMAO, but i think jihan has a tattoo for hue already. it’s pretty cheesy, but it’s a minimalist outline of a wolf over his heart. it’s a pretty intimate place to get a tattoo tbh; jihan has tattoos of other people he’s loved (family, friends, past lovers) on him as well, but they aren’t as large or over such a vulnerable spot like that. the love he feels for hue is very… deep lol. if hue were to get over himself and get a tattoo, i think he’d probably get something simple; a circle. jihan has been alive for a long time, and he’ll live for a long time more. to hue it’s like he has no beginning and no ending, but the circle of his arms is where life truly is. sooooo yeah its sappy and jihan would cry about it lol.
21. Do they enjoy domestic life?
A LOT. jihan i think was more surprised by it than hue bc he’s never settled down before.
22. Are they comfortable joking around with each other and being silly/playful?
much of their relationship is built on them being silly and joking with each other lol
25. Do they share a room/house? If so, what does it look like and how does it compliment their personalities?
they used to share a home but jihan moved out recently and has gone back to couch surfing with his friends.
their house looks pretty average on the outside, any standard brick townhome, and on the inside it’s cheerful but dark. you can tell a family and people live there but it’s a lot of dark, warm tones so it’s not hell on either of their senses. there’s a lot of throw pillows and blankets and floor seating for spontaneous cuddle piles and there’s a lot of knick knacks from the girls toys and projects and possessions, to random trinkets they’ve bought for each other etc. it’s not really one person has this style or that style; hue’s never had his own space until he moved out (wolves amiright) and jihan has never had a real Home (at least not for several centuries) so they really built a lot of it together. it speaks volumes to their trust and reliance on one another as well as their teamwork to raise essie and ozzy.
26. What sacrifices do they make for the other?
jihan is actually pretty nomadic; as some of his friends have told hue on several occasions he’s really just a glorified couch surfer. so the fact that he was willing to settle down with hue says a lot about how much he cares about him. he’s usually never enjoyed being stationary lol.
being the breadwinner, hue takes on the brunt of caring for jihan and the girls. it’s not that jihan couldn’t or can’t get a job (he hasn’t had one for a good bit lol) but hue enjoys that he’s able to provide for his family—just seeing them safe and happy is more than enough.
27. How do they say “I love you” non-verbally?
jihan does a lot of things for hue to ease the load and burden. tying his tie is a really intimate thing for the two of them (i can see a scene where someone tries to tie hue’s tie for him at work and it makes him so uncomfortable his skin crawls lol), jihan also touches his pulse points a lot—his wrists or jugular esp. it’s weird but hue gets it; he’s saying i know where your vulnerable spots are and i will cherish them basically lol.
hue scents jihan a lot especially when they’re cuddling. he’s very physically affectionate with jihan who craves that so any act of him touching him or wrapping his arms around him conveys that feeling.
28. Who’s the better chef? Do they cook for the other?
hue, but they have completely different diets lmao. hue usually cooks for himself and the kiddos while jihan grabs a blood bag if he’s feeling peckish. the only time hue really “feeds” jihan is when they’re in bed or if jihan is feeling particularly hungry. there can never be anyone else around tho bc the biting really arouses hue so they usually fuck after lmao.
29. Describe their nighttime routine.
the two of them are more nocturnal, so it’s moreso their daytime routine than anything. at 5-6am, one of them (usually hue) wakes up to get the girls ready for school; making breakfast, making sure their bags are packed, anything project or homework related has been done, and they’re ready to take on the day. once they’re off to school, whichever parent was up gets back in bed and they sleep/doze/etc until around 3-4pm, when the girls get out of school. usually jihan is more awake at this time and so he’ll help get the girls started on homework and will help hue get ready for work (he always ties hue’s ties lol). around 6 hue heads to work. jihan and the girls stay up having fun and doing other things until bed time. then jihan will usually just vibe and wait for hue to get home lol. usually cleaning, reading, setting stuff up, just real house husband stuff :)
30. What are their respective love languages? Do their love languages work well together?
(i did quizzes for these lmao)
hue is definitely words of affirmation. its not necessarily surprising, in the sense that wolves are dogs 💀 but on a more serious level, jihan is pretty forthcoming with his words. he never says anything he doesn’t mean and hue really values that. he values how jihan always knows exactly what to say to make sure he knows he’s loved, appreciated, heard, seen, and cared for. his second biggest would be quality time or gift giving because he enjoys how jihan thinks of him outside of when they’re together, or how he’s the center of his attention when they are.
unsurprising (to me) for jihan, his biggest love languages are quality time and physical touch. having lived so long physical reminders of the person he’s in love with being there and spending time with him are far more valuable than material gain. every touch, absent minded kiss, hug around the waist, date night, it all means the world to jihan. he just wants to be with hue.
these love languages work very well together imo because the two of them are very good at reading people and reading each other. they are acutely aware of what the other enjoys and a lot of the time their love languages overlap. when they go bowling for instance, jihan is always praising hue and cheering him on, letting him know with words how amazing he is. and jihan is just happy to spend time with hue.
31. Do they often go out on dates? What are these like?
when they were married every sunday was date night because jihan thought it was funny for a vampire to be out on a “holy day” when he should be struck down. old rumors and amusements die hard. they do a lot of things to keep things novel, but they are fond of competitive dates and “playing” so, bowling, arcades, escape rooms, paintball even—all things on the table for them. they love to get a good adrenaline pump going whether it be together or against each other. other times if they decide to go at night its very lowkey and usually a lot of stargazing and talking. if its close to hue’s heat its really straightforward and they book a hotel and have fun there lmaooo.
32. Do either of them drink? If so, who’s the lightweight, and how does their partner care for them?
i’d say that jihan is more affected by alcohol than hue because he doesn’t really have “blood” to absorb some of the affects. but it does take him quite more than a few drinks to get actually drunk lmao. when it comes to caring for him, the first rule of thumb for hue is to not let jihan drink when unsupervised. he can be horribly competitive and loves to get in on the fun when drinking so its easy to get him to drink way more than he should. second thing is, if its already too late and jihan’s drunk a lot, he’s very gentle with him. jihan is already sensitive to a number of things; light, noise, etc. but it sharpens when he’s drunk because in an altered state vampires tend to become more alert and defensive—its just apex predator shit for ya. so he never makes sudden moves, always speaks low and hums soothingly to help keep jihan from being jittery. once they make it to a safe place, hue would help jihan get comfortable and get him a blood bag/snack or just give him a meal from the source to help ebb off the alcohol. then he’d cuddle him bc usually once jihan starts to come down he passes out lmao.
33. How do they flirt? Who’s the worse flirt?
hue is very good at flirting when sufficiently motivated to do so. he’s direct, but he’s sensual about it, and its helped him score many a conquest even outside of jihan. however, jihan’s the one person where he tends to get silly with when he flirts. they know each other too well, so there isn’t always a pressure to be sexy all the time lmao.
jihan isn’t the best flirt, or at least, he puts on that persona. while he’s not naive, he just doesn’t really see the point in beating around the bush “do you want to fuck or not?” yknow? things that could come across as flirtatious are for him just genuine honesty. he never says things he doesn’t mean in a way that he doesn’t mean them lol. so ig in a head to head match to pick up someone, hue would definitely win lmaooo.
34. Do they have any inside jokes?
so many i couldn’t count all of them. and i just made them so idk what they are yet lmaooo.
35. Is their relationship a secret? If so, why?
not at all. their divorce is more of the secret, as not many people know about it lol.
36. How do they feel about having kids? Are they in agreement?
yep! when the witch resurgence program came up, they were approached by the agency responsible for homing young witches and after talking it over with each other, they agreed that this would be good for the child but that they were wanting a real family. in his long life, jihan’s never had that before (for many reasons lol) and hue wants to do everything with jihan. coming from a large family himself, hue is used to having many kiddos around and he loves them. they got esther first, and after a few years, her bio parents actually ended up having another witch child, ozzy, so instead of the girls being separated they adopted ozzy too so the girls could grow up together.
37. Who’s more emotionally sensitive/cries more often?
jihan is more emotionally sensitive, but hue cries more often. he feels a lot and its hard to shut it off.
38. Who’s got a quicker temper?
hue definitely. jihan is super laid back.
39. When and how did they admit that they loved each other? If they haven’t yet, why?
took them about 5 years to actually say the words “i love you” to each other, and the first time they did was at their wedding. they didn’t really plan it that way; both of them tend to show affection more than say it outright, but the timing was actually really good. reduced both of them to tears lol.
40. Do they have any regrets in their relationship?
this divorce LMAO.
41. What would they do if they lost the other?
to say hue would be a mess is an understatement. it also wouldn’t be an understatement to say that the potential for him to die of a broken heart—its what happened to his mother after his father died of a sudden illness. wolves are sensitive and hue knows he is too. esther and ozzy would probably be his only way to keep going, even though its dramatic.
jihan is more realistic. he’s loved and lost a few times in his long life, and he’s used to the inevitability of it. it pains him to think about it, so he doesn’t. but if it were to happen jihan would be a mess for a few years. and by a few i mean, probably a few centuries. whenever he’s loved and lost, he’s been off the rails for awhile before he finally is able to move on and change his appearance. he does carry his hurt with him, but having others to love and friends to lean on does help him cope. but i mean, ngl, he would be more fucked up over hue than anyone else he’s loved.
42. What’s their relationship like with each other’s friends/families?
jihan doesn’t really have family but his friends care about hue and think the two of them are good for each other. especially those who have known jihan for a long time (which he has a few friends that old lol).
hue’s family ADORES jihan they practically begged hue to marry him and were so involved in the wedding that it made hue almost embarrassed. when hue told them about the split they were devastated, and know that something is up because the two of them are yknow. bonded af. so not only will hue have his children’s meddling to deal with but also his family’s in helping them get back together 😂
43. If they picked out outfits for each other, what would they look like?
hue would absolutely put jihan in something fitted. a suit, a tight shirt, well fit pants—anything that hugs his body and his curves he would want to see him in, though good luck getting him to admit to it lmao.
jihan loves seeing hue comfortable. sweaters, shirtless in sweatpants or boxers, his clothes.
its funny how they like the opposites on each other LMAO.
44. Do they cuddle often? Why or why not?
oh very often, esp with the girls. jihan actually isn’t used to such frequent cuddling until hue (he’s never been with a werewolf before) but wolves tend to lay on each other for warmth and comfort. once he got adjusted to it and realized that hue didn’t mind how he was cold, he grew addicted to them lol.
45. How do they support each other? How do they rely on each others support?
jihan is everpresent; essentially he knows when hue is struggling with something but he knows better than to try and push him to tell him things when he’s not ready to, or to try and offer help when hue doesn’t think its needed. it just leads to arguments and unhealthy coping mechanisms. even though it sometimes hurts to just stay beside hue and essentially “not do anything,” hue always assures him that his presence is enough, that him never judging him or forcing him to do things when he isn’t ready is more than enough. hue relies on this ever-presentness extremely heavily; he can’t really imagine doing most things without having the pillar of support that is jihan there.
hue is decisive and forthcoming, which is something really appreciates. because of his age and how he is in general, jihan is a person who sort of “lets whatever happen, happen” and its refreshing to have someone who’s, as he says, “young minded” to want to set about getting change and making his life his own himself. it gives jihan the drive to actually seek things that he wants and to put more effort into things he knows he should do.
46. Do they consider their relationship casual or serious? Is the answer different depending on who you ask? Why?
both of them consider it serious. aside from marriage, they’ve spent nearly 20 years together. jihan doesn’t get into relationships unless they’re serious and jihan is hue’s first meaningful relationship. they know each other like the back of their own hands, their home and comfort is in each other. they’ve built a whole family together lmao. the two of them definitely did not roll up to play around.
47. Do they sleep beside each other? Why or why not?
oh definitely lol. both of them are big cuddlers. and because jihan is cold and hue overheats they easily find temperature equilibrium.
48. Do they talk about their future together? Why or why not?
of course! they even got married lmao—and like had a big ass ceremony and everything lol (hue unsurprisingly has a p big family). the future right now is uncertain until hue can work through either accepting that he’s mortal and he’ll die and it’ll be over with or unless they find another solution.
49. Do they keep secrets from each other?
hue hasn’t told jihan about the mating for life predicament, nor his fears about him finding someone else after he dies and how it tears him apart.
jihan is pretty open about everything in his life but he’s not forthcoming if that makes sense. if someone doesn’t ask, he won’t really tell. but if you ask, depending on how close he is to you, he’ll open up. however, he’s never hidden anything from hue.
50. Would they ever break up? If so, why? Who would handle the breakup better?
well, they’re technically broken up divorced right now—instigated by hue lol. the tl;dr is that hue is starting to get older and he’s starting to get very conscious of his own mortality. even though werewolves/were-creatures do live longer than humans, they pale in comparison to other creatures like vampires. like jihan, who has already lived for 800 years or so. at most, hue will live to be about 200, and the idea of jihan living on after him is painful—hell, even the girls could live longer than him. legends say that powerful witches can learn spells to gain longer life and essie is already showing a lot of promise. so, in a backwards way to save himself the heartbreak he broke things off. the idea of jihan being with anyone else pains him but the idea of being so attached and knowing jihan will find someone else after he dies is even worse (or so he thinks). he knows to a certain extent he’s being selfish, and the feeling is made worse by jihan being still so sweet and loving towards him and the girls. so despite initiating it, hue’s taking it worse than jihan.
jihan is definitely hurt about the break up, made even worse by hue not giving him the Real reason why he broke it off so suddenly, yet, he knows and can tell that hue is hurting more than he is. it gives him solace to not give up on everything or to wallow. he just wishes hue would tell him what was wrong so he can try and help fix it. he wants their family back, him back. but he knows pushing won’t fix it so he’s trying to be patient.
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JC & Cobby & JJ & Bimmy & Bibi & Janbi Pt.4
Janis: [‘we’ve gone through loads of shit, we can get through this too, can’t we?’ having to make that a question because you still are the one that just fucked up, the hope is obvious in how you’re looking at him though]
Casey: [a very serious and determined nod because he believes it and there’s the same hope in his eyes too obvs because he’s that bitch ‘yeah’]
Janis: [giving him a quick kiss like a . there like that’s settled then ‘if later, you want to be fuming, I’ll get it’ genuinely because we will and we’re not expecting this to be issue dealt with but at least y’all are on the same page about it not being the end, which is all you care about]
Casey: [‘what I want’s to get it sorted somehow’ because he do, it must be exhausting being as angry as he is for how long he has been ‘in a bit though’ as he again manages to pull her closer somehow like don’t worry I’m not gonna go and phone a therapist right this sec lol]
Janis: [rubbing the back on his neck as you snuggle into him, kissing the top of his head like I know, the sigh because God would we all love all of this to be sorted but that’s not life and clearly not y’alls lives but we’re not full emo about it in this moment and we try not to be]
Casey: [have an earned and deserved snuggle pause because everyone also needs to calm down truly, the stress levels are once again through the roof, just repeating his earlier ‘it’ll be okay’ softly and quietly from within it]
Janis: [‘maybe I can take some time off, we’ll just be here, sort some of this out’ matching his tone and volume here, like we can fix this flat, decide if you want to go get a new job or what you’re doing, these are the sorts of things we’re envisioning getting under control]
Casey: [such a genuine smile at her because that’s such a good idea under the circumstances, taking a deep breath knowing she’ll do the same to mirror him like yeah exactly that’s what we’ll be able to do, breathe and just have a minute to feel less out of control the way they unavoidably have since this began]
Janis: [of course we’re doing it back, the smile not intentionally being mirrored but we cannot help but smile back at you ‘I’ll be less of a liability for it’ with a little shrug, because yeah, you have NOT been focusing on your work properly and no one is there to be accountable to because your own boss but you don’t want to ruin your reputation with your clients so this is for the best all ‘round, even if you have to reschedule a few people, it’s chill ‘might be too soon to do anything in the spare room but-’ leaving that like, it is, ‘cos you are not that far along but we all know you’re too far gone in excitement anyway so you could start this nursery, it’d be shit if you lost this baby now regardless]
Casey: [a look down at his hands like too relatable bestie, because he’d be a liability too if he got another job immediately or tried to, we all remember he got sacked from his other new one after literally a couple of shifts lol, but he’s amused and still smiling not gutted or anything cos as we discussed in the previous convo’s brackets he isn’t happy working in clubs any more anyway ‘same, like’ and only smiling bigger when the idea I mentioned in said former of him getting a day job and them being on the same schedule for once in their lives occurs to him ‘but maybe I can find some work in the day, once her room’s done’ because obvs he’s so excited about the nursery and it isn’t a maybe it’s a definitely that they are gonna get that done]
Janis: [shamelessly 😏 because we want you with us more than we want you chucking yourself into whatever job you can find immediately, fucked hands aside, and we know you weren’t feeling that job, even when we could make it tolerable by turning up, that’s about y’all, not the gig sis ‘like seeing Dracula out for lunch’ because for as long as he’s been an adult working, this has been the vibe, so we’re so used to it but of course, we’re actually excited by/approve of this plan for you ‘what are you going to apply for, when you can’ tapping the knuckles of both hands on the end of that sentence, tilting our head to one side to just gaze adoringly at him nbd]
Casey: [shamelessly giving her the most extra lovebite ever on her neck for that Dracula comment after he’s done his standard OTT excuse you kind of offended face about it with raised eyebrows and said ‘ oi, who you calling a bloodsucker?’ because big nerd 5ever ‘might be feeling undead for the first few days but soon be used to it, and more of you’ with a shrug like he’s not super buzzing about the prospect, which we ALL know he is ‘reckon I’ll be well qualified as a decorator, aside from the obvious’ for the bants of all the DIY and decorating he’ll have done when the nursery is finished and the cliche of them all being gay ‘let’s say I haven’t done my wrist off all the painting, nor started to fancy lads, it’ll have to be pubs til the tourists do my head in and the regulars remind us of my dad’]
Janis: [doing such an OTT B-movie horror victim reaction so you don’t derail this moment you’re having by making it a MOMENT with a realer more 😳 reaction about it, which will inevitably make Chubby come to your rescue so you can shoo this boy away slightly and love upon this pup like yes, well done, sir; shaking your head lovingly at this boy ‘you’d clear up with the housewife crowd, should your wrists not get that limp, yeah’ because the thirsty way some people act around men just trying to do jobs is shameless lol, nodding now at his more serious plan because it is a good idea and more sociable hours and all the benefits of that ‘can’t get enough, eh’ with a look down because literally living above one rn, that will soon be opening for lunchtime, I am sure, it’s usually like 11, is it not, idk]
Casey: [likewise giving Chubby all the love, calling him a hero and a good boy and so brave and all those kind of things because gotta lay it on super thick after scaring him earlier and thinking she’d have to take him in the jc split and he’d never have these moments again ‘been there, done that’ because we all remember his school therapist and I’m sure she was middle aged or at least seemed it to his young teenage boy self ‘and again on [whatever cringe name the club night would have that somewhere he’s worked at, probably the most cringe clerb for his first job of that sort at 18/19, would put on full of cheesy nostalgic music for that crowd because always a thing in rubbish clerbs], can’t get enough, them’ like he’s * correcting her comment about him and pubs, shaking his head at all these sad old ladies like oh gals ‘when my little mate’s here, probably be a shout to have another think’ because not fully going into his wanting to be a stay at home dad thing again rn with it being too soon really but he do clearly wanna do that, as for the pub opening, in redditch it was 10am but idk if that’s cos it’s a shithole haha]
Janis: [Chubby, this is your time to shine, you deserve it, you sweet little fool, undoubtedly bimbling off to get yourself a toy or a bone, like good day parents, catch us rolling our eyes so hard into the back of our head because of course, why are clubs and middle-aged ladies just the cringiest of cringe at all times ‘you poor boy’ sounds like sarcasm but we honestly mean it like ew, hate that for you babe; you’re probably right about 10am, I literally have no idea but beside the point lol ‘always’ because we’ll support you in your endeavours, whenever ‘who knows what we’ll all be up to by then’ because truly, nothing is that stable regarding this baby and we know why]
Casey: [mimicking Chubby when he was getting all the love and fuss when she calls him a poor boy like yes comfort me, rolling about on this bed and being a fool the same way she reacted to his vampire style lovebite earlier because if we’re not silly otherwise it’ll be extra af and after her look down and all this talk of pub work he’s aware that it’ll be opening soon so not trying to instigate a loud af hookup, lol good luck with that hun, we know what y’all are like with self control, ending up with his head in her lap looking up at her like 🥺+😍 because she’s so supportive and they are so back on track ‘least we’ve an idea of what we will next’ cos he’s always buzzing to have a plan and they’ve made some progress about next steps here genuinely]
Janis: [‘you’re not nowhere near as cute’ as if you aren’t looking right back at him fully 🥺+😍 too like okay liar, you can’t help being entirely about this too and the way you’re stroking his hair is somehow indecent and you have to lean down to kiss him as confirmation of how buzzing you are that there are plans and they’re tangible and you’re both working towards them ‘it’s going to be good’ an upgrade on okay because how you feel]
Casey: [‘nah, I’m not’ as he makes whatever kiss she instigated even more indecent and thus is being the opposite of cute, and emphasises this after she’s spoken again by pulling her down further as he simultaneously leans up to meet her, using such a hot move, grabbing her via her throat and fully pressing his fingers into the extra af and extremely recent neck lovebite he did, injuries be damned]
Janis: [moaning into his mouth, the fact you are fully turning this into a makeout and he has his hands around your throat do a lot to dampen the volume of this but there is no denying how guttural and from somewhere inside you beyond your control this sound is, pressing both your hands into his chest, as if you’re trying to fuck with his breathing the way he is yours because rude of you to have this effect on us]
Casey: [doing his own moan because of hers as standard because can’t not when she’s giving him such a good one and it feels like a thousand years since they did any feral antics even though it absolutely is not, the way his chest is heaving at how she’s touching it isn’t stopping him from not at all casually dragging this girl around by her throat until she’s in his lap and he’s doing a second moan about it]
Janis: [not y’all getting withdrawals, truly, the way we’re reacting and continuing our puppy dog eyes about this, you would think it had been years, never change lads; biting your lip and whimpering when you land in his lap like this because you truly can’t deal ‘please’]
Casey: [for once I’ll let y’all off cos things have a reason to be this heightened, even though you’re always like this, god bless, the way he’s pulling her lip into his own mouth and biting down on it harder to try and draw blood the way he wanted to when the vampire comment is so blatant and so indecent, as is what he’s then doing when blood is inevitably happening, could not be doing more because gotta let his own desperation be known]
Janis: [if there’s a time to be dramatic, my boo says, as if you’ve ever been any different, we love you for it lol, in fairness you may be a little hesitant considering what you’ve just done but at this point, this girl can’t be so there isn’t any holding back with your LOUD reaction to this blood play moment, getting as much on his face as you are able to so you can LOOK at him and see the absolute mess]
Casey: [one thing about these two, they love a messy makeout sesh and there’s no holding back for this boy either, once their faces couldn’t possibly be more covered making sure his hands are, because biting his own lip to match hers for more blood, and then repeating his earlier crushing her boobs with them move so it’s on them too and it goes without saying he’ll be LOUDLY and !! sucking and licking it all off starting with her face and throat and then working down her neck to said boobs, just absolute scenes]
Janis: [whilst he’s here cleaning up the mess he has made of you, which you are DYING about in all the ways you can be, no shame in how blatantly turned on you are, you’ve got to be doing the opposite and making more blood happen however you can, as if you want this to be a neverending job for him ‘cos yeah lowkey, not to mention the pain of this is really grounding you in this here and now and you need that as desperately so]
Casey: [doing a hot lol about all the work she’s making for him which would sound especially hot because he’s already basically panting from how turned on he is and how he’s basically choking himself with how hardcore he’s sucking on her boobs in particular cos duh, grabbing her booty with the same !! pawing energy, pushing her into him as he’s thrusting his hips to meet the movement ‘put me inside you’ like if you need something to do gal, like she’s just being naughty cos she doesn’t have an instruction to follow, but actually also do help him because injuries can only be damned so much and it would be a struggle trying to get clothes out of the way and all that]
Janis: [‘I warned you’ as if this is the work y’all have planned and were discussing beforehand, I’m sure it will feature heavily into however long you give yourself off but lol, know you’re absolutely losing it, throwing your head back so you can arch your back as much as you possibly can, to give him even more access to your boobs as if that help is needed, because the sensitivity increase has you feeling all types of ways about this, calling him baby ‘til it loses meaning and your voice gives out, being mad about how you would have to move off him to take off what are definitely leggings because you were at work but you can take this as an opportunity to kiss your way down his body to help him out of whatever he’s still wearing at this point]
Casey: [throwing out the odd ‘your’ or ‘yours’ to her almost endless ‘baby’ when he isn’t just shamelessly reacting or making her react in every way possible until he’s also so mad that she has to move to remove clothes he asked her to and do need to be lol, STARING at her the entire time she’s taking them off like he’s never seen her body before though, so that’s nice for both of y’all, as is the GASP when he’s finally being helped out of these clothes as though he’s never known relief like it]
Janis: [‘poor boy’ again, at the fact he’s been trapped in clothes this entire time, of course the way we’re saying it now is ENTIRELY the mood you were only flirting with earlier when you were trying to behave slightly, obviously the solution to this is to help relieve him with your mouth so he can keep staring at you too, getting yourself into whatever ridiculous position you can to give him the best view]
Casey: [giving her a ‘good girl’ back with the same energy for all the help she’s giving him and the view she has contorted herself into letting him have as well, INSANE levels of eye contact ofc happening but there’s no need for him to be mirroring her rn in essentially dribbling except that he feels every need to let the blood and spit from his mouth fall on her face after having bit his lip again, undoubtedly, when she put him into her mouth]
Janis: [we’d always be out here doing the most for a good girl but right now especially we could not be trying harder to prove that as true and give you everything you could possibly want with this effort, can’t even help the moan that is more vibrations than sounds due to what you’re doing when he is spitting on your face like that, rocking back and forth on the balls of your feet slightly too]
Casey: [he’d definitely be out here reacting to the most to everything she’s doing so I’m really glad the pub isn’t open yet cos this boy is being LOUD and nobody needs to hear that, least of all Fearghal thank you, he’s too old for this, probably getting the pillow to muffle it slightly but that’s only because of it reminds him of earlier and not because he cares about anything else rn]
Janis: [it won’t be loud enough at this AM lads, not that either of you is thinking about that but hey ho, there’s too much for us to prove to this boy and too much emotion right here and now to be doing anything but the most]
Casey: [live your best lives honestly lads, it’s deserved and needed for what we’ve put you both through]
Janis: [would you like to move on to someone else or do a lil skip here, as we’ve resolved this well?]
Casey: [we very much know the vibes we are leaving y’all on and the plans y’all have made that you’re actually going to see through so I’m down to move if you are]
Janis: [probably works I think, are you thinking you want to Casey and Bobby or?]
Casey: [it very much makes sense as a logical next step yeah and I’d in theory like to, I just have no idea how I’m gonna go about that lol lol]
Janis: [lol, I think you just have to, there’s no way to soft launch it]
Casey: We can’t keep on how we’ve been, if you reckon it’s bollocks an’ all or you’ve owt else to say, here’s your chance, like
Casey: up to you, take it or don’t
Bobby: One chance, is it?
Bobby: and you won’t, what, come and smack me
Casey: 1st, never said only, what good’d that do
Casey: about as much as giving you a smack
Bobby: Not us who’s ever thought it’s a solution to anything
Casey: nor have I, not really how it works, mate
Casey: far as thinking goes, I ain’t when
Bobby: Losing control’s nothing to be proud of
Casey: who’s proud of it, name us 1 dickhead you know
Bobby: You’ve never seemed prouder, like
Casey: alright, ‘course that’s how it seems
Bobby: So, what is this? Because I don’t have a wife for you to take or a life to ruin
Casey: what I said it is, but I get it, you don’t fancy nothing changing
Casey: why would you
Bobby: Don’t matter what I fancy, you two have upended everything
Casey: does to me, be why I’m here
Bobby: What do you reckon you’re going to do?
Casey: depends what you want me to
Bobby: Get Jim to leave with me
Casey: I’ve no way of getting him to do anything, never have done
Bobby: There we go then, I’m still stuck here
Casey: have a word to him, he’s not proper got his head ‘round how you feel but if you keep on, might get somewhere
Bobby: All he cares about is her and Libi
Casey: I doubt it, pisstake how hard he’s always cared about you
Bobby: Not now
Casey: shit like that don’t go nowhere, he’d have a job to just turn it off and managing it’d make him the only dickhead who ever has
Bobby: Says you
Casey: yeah, says me, I’d know
Bobby: You’d just rather you and him didn’t have that same priority
Casey: him who’d rather not see me same as neither of you, top priority, that
Bobby: Can’t blame him now, can you
Casey: nah, can’t and don’t
Casey: but, smart lad like you’ll heard of a self fulfilling prophecy, won’t he
Bobby: Oh, so it’s HIS fault
Bobby: maybe YOU should talk to him, you’re on the same page about all of that
Casey: weren’t just him saying it, that’s my point
Casey: you’ve lived your own version of all that bollocks now with what people go on about and shouldn’t need telling how it goes
Bobby: You picked the wrong side and then felt like an idiot for it when dad left you, that’s never been Jim’s fault
Casey: there was sides long before dad pissed off and long after too, I’ve not once had either of you pair on mine
Bobby: Perhaps you shouldn’t smack people you apparently want around, or steal their missus from them, whilst you’re at it
Casey: bit late to undo them if there was any undoing of it but tah for that
Bobby: You started it, what do you expect him to do?
Casey: I expect sod all off him, why it’s not him I’m having a word with, is it
Bobby: What do you reckon I can do? I told you, he don’t listen to no one but her
Casey: you’ve us wrong, you’re a kid it ain’t up to you to sort none of this and I’ve not come ‘round begging for no help off you
Casey: I’m only here to say, if it’s doing your head in he don’t listen, I will do, whatever the fuck you’ve got to tell me
Bobby: I’m sick of talking
Casey: whenever you change your mind then, you’re stuck about and I’m off nowhere
Bobby: How about you 2 take Libi in, what about that
Bobby: She don’t have no need of a room here
Casey: weren’t my idea to chuck her mine, she’s got 2 others already, how many’s the 1 lass need
Bobby: Janis should be looking after her
Casey: Janis ain’t her mum, she’d be best to find herself in the middle of nowhere with them lot for a bit, out of everybody’s face
Bobby: She’s not got one, Jim wouldn’t leave me with nowhere to go
Casey: she’s loads of places to take her off to, with or without a mum, her family’s massive
Bobby: Whatever, she don’t need to be here
Casey: she’s only hanging about to do your head in, our kid
Bobby: No she’s not, she thinks she can fix everything for us but she can’t and it’s doing my head in
Casey: maybe she were, but she’ll be after ruining what she can now you’ve put your foot down and some distance between you pair
Bobby: There’s nothing left to ruin, that were made sure of
Casey: gutted for her, she’ll have to stay 💔 and ‘round
Bobby: well, you aren’t but I don’t care
Casey: nah, I’m not, you heard, she’ll be alright, spoilt lass like her has a million people there waiting when she’s 💔
Casey: about time she didn’t get her own way, it’s the bloody 1st
Bobby: She wants it to be about her, as bad as it is for me
Bobby: but Janis ain’t her mum and she can go elsewhere, I can’t
Casey: yeah, exactly
Casey: you pair ain’t the same, she’s taking the piss
Bobby: I’m not allowed nowt without her so
Casey: from the off, good on you for seeing the light
Bobby: They came as a package deal, for some weird reason, it wasn’t my fault
Casey: nobody’s blaming you, she never gave you chance to make none of your own mates, suited her to have you all to herself
Bobby: Not now, he’s sorting me a translator or something, apparently
Casey: be a start
Bobby: I guess
Casey: least she’s no reason not to piss off no more when you say that’s what you’re after, excuse’ll have gone
Bobby: Sure, if Jim didn’t want her around instead, which he’s made dead clear he does
Casey: you know he can’t let fuck all go, in his head he might as well be her dad or something, there’s never been no telling him he ain’t
Bobby: I’ll just find other places to be, I don’t care, they can play happy families all they like
Casey: I’ll shout you a drink whenever they are, you’re old enough to hack a few pints, take the edge off
Bobby: I don’t need a drink
Casey: only twats like our dad need one
Casey: be somewhere to bring your new mates when you’ve made ‘em, though, and you can order an orange if you’d rather, like
Bobby: I’ve already been [wherever you went with China when you were out on Libi’s bday, we know the cool kid vibe]
Casey: whoever you went with would probably have a laugh in [some places you know because you’ve worked in clerbs forever and have loads of friends and are just that bitch]
Bobby: 👍 alright
Casey: and I’ve a mate who’s done some work for [some band of the correct cool kid vibe] if yours is into them, don’t leave it out chucking tickets and merch at every dickhead he’s ever met
Bobby: Why would you bother doing this for me?
Casey: it’s no bother, hardly putting myself out, am I
Bobby: Not made you bother yourself at all before
Casey: I said, I don’t wanna keep on how we did before
Bobby: You’ve never been nice to me, my whole life
Casey: you don’t remember, I do, you didn’t always used to be shit scared of us or only bothered about him
Bobby: You all say that like I just gained consciousness last year, I’m 13, not 3
Casey: I know how old you are, mate
Casey: took care of you loads when you was younger, before that were taken off me
Bobby: Whenever they made you look after me when they went out, you’d make it known how fuming you were
Casey: about them, not at you
Bobby: not how it felt
Casey: I was a twat for taking it out on you, I were a twat most of the time, still am
Bobby: Yeah, you are
Casey: and Libi did my head in, still does
Bobby: You who’s stuck with her
Bobby: we’ll leave, eventually
Casey: *you’ll
Casey: he’s chuffed to bits to be stuck with her
Bobby: He’ll want to be gone before long, there’s a deadline here
Casey: maybe, but he’s not gone yet
Bobby: She’s no bump yet
Casey: be realer when she has, yeah, even he’ll struggle ignoring it
Bobby: He don’t want it
Casey: what’s he said
Bobby: Nothing
Casey: so how do you have a clue what he wants
Bobby: If he wanted it he’d have to tell me about it, obviously, not pretend it’s not happening, if it is
Casey: he dunno what he wants at the minute
Bobby: Not how it seems
Casey: other than her back, I mean
Bobby: What are you going to do then
Casey: there’s fuck all I can about that
Bobby: Couldn’t exactly come back, even if she hadn’t filled your old room with shit
Casey: there’s no coming back from this, it’s happened, me and her are together, they’re not no more
Bobby: Dunno why you’re telling us, try telling them pair
Casey: I can’t force him to talk to me, if he fancies it, he knows where I am
Bobby: You could talk to her
Casey: and say what
Bobby: I don’t know, maybe stop coming over every day and acting like you’re still together
Bobby: he hasn’t imagined it
Casey: she won’t be coming over every day, nor acting like his missus still
Bobby: Good
Bobby: believe it when I see it
Casey: she were trying to make it a bit easier for him, not harder for you
Bobby: We don’t talk to each other, she gets that much
Casey: same as me and Libi
Bobby: She’s probably just scared of you
Casey: she wants to be after her party, nearly did earn herself a smack for it
Bobby: You can’t help yourself
Casey: nearly means I can 🤏
Bobby: I’m sure you weren’t let anywhere near
Casey: long as you’re sure, Bob
Bobby: If you wanna say she’s stopped giving any sort of fuck, that’s a weird choice but yeah, not unbelievable
Casey: ‘course it’s not what I’m on about
Bobby: She’s annoying but she’s a teenage girl, you shouldn’t say things like that
Casey: I wouldn’t hurt her, nor you, I haven’t ever done and it weren’t for being held back by no dickhead but myself
Bobby: Not how it felt
Casey: I’m sorry for how it felt, alright
Casey: I tried to keep myself away from you when I was like that but it ain’t been possible every time
Bobby: and I tried to keep out of your way
Casey: yeah, I know
Bobby: Can’t have it both ways, you didn’t want us around or to be around us, how could I leave you out?
Casey: it’s my fault, not yours
Casey: I fucked it, that’s the only way it was
Bobby: yeah, I know
Bobby: You never picked no good role models so, is what it is
Casey: there weren’t none going spare
Bobby: He’s older than you too
Casey: don’t mean he’s a good role model for me, I’ve no interest in being how he is
Bobby: You picked Ian, just another mistake
Casey: he needed us, he had no new missus at that point, somebody had to be about for him, be dead else
Bobby: What a loss to the world
Casey: I don’t wish it on him, whatever he’s done
Bobby: You’ve only wasted your time
Casey: my time to waste, we’ve all heard that one at school
Bobby: I suppose so
Bobby: again, you can’t blame Jim when you sided against him with dad
Casey: I can blame him for siding against me before, for being younger than you and being wrote off by my own brother
Casey: nobody but her has ever bothered trying to help me sort my head out, he could’ve had a go
Bobby: It’s not worked though, has it
Bobby: and it’s just bribery if you think she’s going to reward you with attention
Casey: it was left too late, but I’ll do the work myself now that I’m not a kid
Bobby: Alright
Casey: alright
Bobby: None of that will change what you’ve done so
Casey: I can’t undo it, just try not to keep on fucking up from here on
Bobby: You expect him to un-write you off when you’re saying you’re ‘together’ now, with his wife
Casey: I expect nowt of the sort, he’s made up his mind about who he reckons I am, and he ain’t even that far wrong with loads of it
Casey: but we’re together, whatever he reckons, and there’s no changing that neither
Bobby: Here’s hoping you’ve not made another shit choice, like
Casey: tah
Janis: [Let’s assume that she sends this after work for him because just logical but still, having given it a couple days or so but not a long amount of time ‘cos just wouldn’t]
Janis: Let me know when you can talk
Jimmy: 👍
Jimmy: go on
Janis: Alright, you good?
Jimmy: What do you want to talk about?
Janis: You know, unless you’ve forgotten which would be insulting as it would be concerning so
Janis: I shouldn’t have let things escalate like that, it was really selfish and fucked up and went against everything we were doing right before
Jimmy: But they did, and we can’t let that just be chucked to one side
Janis: We stopped working, and it’d take a lot more than this one thing to make us work again
Janis: We’ve never been friends, not really, that’s something new, that we can have
Jimmy: I’ll do owt to make it work again, I said
Janis: Neither of us even knows what that would entail, or we’d not be here
Jimmy: How would we, ‘til we have another go?
Janis: Because we gave it a really long time, the best we had
Jimmy: I’ll do better, all you have to is let me
Janis: I’m not asking you to, you gave your all, so did I, we should be proud of that at least
Janis: not push it into something that it shouldn’t be
Jimmy: My all weren’t good enough, that’s nowt to be proud of
Janis: It was a joint effort, can’t do it alone
Janis: and who’s to say
Jimmy: You’d rather be with him, is what you’re saying
Janis: Us being back together isn’t a choice, that just can’t happen again
Jimmy: I can’t be your mate like none of it happened
Janis: We don’t have to pretend, there’s no point in that
Jimmy: You’re sat there asking us to pretend I don’t love you
Janis: I’m not
Janis: I know this is my fault, entirely my fault, that I pushed us past where we were
Janis: that you’ll need time, we will, for things to go back
Jimmy: Go back to what? I’m alright for not fancying waking up of a morning and only keeping on going for our kid’s sake
Janis: You can’t put that on me, we can’t do shit like this to each other
Jimmy: If we don’t have to pretend, there’s the reality
Janis: I’m the same person I were when you didn’t fancy waking up in the morning for however long it was
Janis: that hasn’t changed
Jimmy: I can’t do this without you, I need you, that’ll never change
Janis: We’ll learn, we have to
Jimmy: No
Jimmy: we don’t have to
Janis: We do, it has to be different
Jimmy: It could be different, us together, there’s no need for you to stay with him to force it
Janis: That’s not why I’m with him
Jimmy: Why then?
Janis: Because it’s the right relationship for me to be in
Jimmy: How is it?
Janis: We want the same things
Jimmy: It don’t matter what he wants, you won’t be able to bring a baby up with him
Jimmy: any future you’ll have will look like history repeating itself, you might as well drop the kid right at Ian’s door
Janis: That’s not true
Jimmy: What happened to the one lass he went out with before you?
Janis: That’s entirely different to what you’re saying is going to happen
Janis: when he’s never hurt me or any kid, I know you’ve a right to be pissed off with the pair of us but I’m not going to sit here and agree
Jimmy: There were a time when Ian had never hurt no kid, go back far enough and it’d be true of no missus either
Janis: Alright, he’s had no chance but I trust him
Janis: and if I’m wrong, I trust myself not to stay
Jimmy: 👌
Janis: I’m the one that wanted this baby, I’m not going to let anything happen to it
Jimmy: Debbie wanted us 2, top job she did, were that easy no dickhead would be smacked about ever
Janis: I’m not your mum, he’s not your dad
Janis: not everything can be viewed through that one relationship, or should
Jimmy: Except he is my dad though
Janis: No, he’s not
Jimmy: 🤞 Janis
Janis: I’ve known him the best part of a decade now, too
Janis: it’s probably easier for you but don’t act like I have no clue
Jimmy: I’ve known him all his life, he’s my brother, there’s nowt easy about having them clues to follow
Jimmy: I’d be chuffed to bits to be wrong, don’t act like I want none of this to be true
Janis: What’s it going to take?
Jimmy: Him sorting himself out, proper
Janis: Right
Jimmy: How much of the flat’s in the same state you moved into? He can’t keep on how he is
Janis: And you can?
Janis: No one asked you how much of a tip you’d let yourself and the house get into if left to your own devices, it’s bullshit, we all need to sort ourselves, it doesn’t mean it’s perfection or nothing
Jimmy: I’m not raising this kid, you and him are
Janis: It’s our child, you and me
Jimmy: You’re together, you and him
Janis: That doesn’t mean you’re not the dad, that that’s not your role
Jimmy: Yeah it will
Janis: No one is stopping you
Jimmy: Bollocks
Janis: How is it?
Jimmy: Kid’ll be calling him dad, I’ll never see you nor it
Jimmy: same as every other divorced dickhead goes on about at work
Janis: I’m not going to do that, Jesus, if anything have we not learnt I’m fucking appalling at appropriate boundaries
Jimmy: Asked a bit ago, I’d have not said you’d cheat on us neither but
Janis: Yeah, fair enough
Jimmy: There we go then
Jimmy: good chat, mate
Janis: I didn’t see it going no better but
Janis: I’m sorry all the same
Jimmy: Me an’ all
Janis: I won’t bother you time being but please let me know if you need help with anything that I can do
Jimmy: 👍
Janis: Okay, Jimmy
Jimmy: in a bit, Janis
Bobby: Are you going to listen to me now?
Jimmy: ?
Bobby: [send him whatever socials Libi has done herself, oh the teen tit for tat drama]
Bobby: That’s China’s ex, and he’s a massive twat
Jimmy: How massive a twat the lad is, that’s for Libi to work out
Bobby: She’s only doing it to make my life harder, why are you not supporting me about this
Jimmy: What would you have us do? I ban him from the house I’d need to your missus an’ all
Bobby: Er, ban her, I told you, she’s got no business still coming around, it’s fucking weird
Jimmy: And I’ve told you why she still is
Jimmy: she’s not even brought him ‘round, she might not do as you pair often are
Bobby: For God’s sake, she’s nothing to do with you, you’re leaving yourself open for all sorts
Bobby: it’s not just about me, you know
Jimmy: Leave it out
Jimmy: I’ve all but raised her near as long as I have done you, I’m not stopping bothering with her ‘cause you’ve fallen out, it’s not just about you, you’re right there
Bobby: She has family, she’s no need of you
Jimmy: There’s no such thing as too much of it, mate, she can have me an’ all
Bobby: So make yourself useful and parent her, if you’re so insistent
Jimmy: I’ll have a word, alright?
Bobby: Want to hurry, what I’ve heard
Jimmy: What’ve you heard?
Bobby: That he’s already a body count, obviously
Jimmy: Don’t mean Libi’s about to add herself to it, but I’ll talk to her, I said
Bobby: yeah right
Jimmy: She only had her birthday a minute ago, I doubt she’s in a hurry herself
Bobby: Her mum had her by her age
Jimmy: Your missus’ mum had her older sister when she were young, I’m not having a go at you and her, am I?
Bobby: Not that young, get the social involved age, so’s her nan and her nan before her
Jimmy: I reckon she’ll know enough off the back of all them lot doing it not to then
Bobby: Ha
Bobby: numbers are in my favour not yours
Jimmy: You could sound a bit less like you’re chuffed to bits about it, mate
Bobby: Why would I care?
Jimmy: Why would you want her life ruined?
Bobby: Reap what you sow, I haven’t made her throw herself at him, have I, be her fault if it does
Jimmy: You ain’t exactly made it very easy for her to do owt else, but alright
Bobby: Nah, I’m not going to take on the blame for her being a slag like you do, don’t start that
Jimmy: You dunno she is a slag, you know how she feels about you though
Bobby: Wouldn’t go out with him else, so yeah I do, actually
Jimmy: It’s obvious what she’s going out with him for, yeah
Bobby: She should get a life then
Jimmy: Come on, Bob
Bobby: What?
Bobby: Are you going to force me to go out with her so you can have your fucked up happy family thing, what?
Jimmy: I can’t force you into doing nowt
Bobby: It’s weird, it’s so fucking weird that she’s still hanging about and won’t just piss off, and you just enable it
Bobby: you would if you could, yeah, got that message loud and clear
Jimmy: I’d have you talk about her like less of a dickhead, she used to be your best mate, what are you calling her a slag for or 🤞 she’ll have her own kid as a kid?
Jimmy: I brought you up not to be that lad
Bobby: Because, some girls are slags, it’s a fairytale to pretend otherwise and you just look like a total idiot
Jimmy: Steady on, she ain’t some girl, it’s Libi
Bobby: I don’t give a shit about her!
Bobby: Jesus, will you please catch up
Jimmy: That’s up to you, I’m not listening to you chat shit about her
Bobby: You never bloody listen
Jimmy: Not to this bollocks I won’t, I’ve already said, I’ll have a word, it’s the most I’m doing
Bobby: She’s weird and she made me weird because I couldn’t have no other pissing friends
Bobby: and you just let it happen and did nothing to help me
Bobby: I don’t need your useless help now, thanks
Jimmy: I did nowt to help you? Bloody charming, that
Bobby: Side with her, I don’t care no more
Jimmy: I’m taking no sides, there’s none to
Bobby: Which in your language means you’re taking hers
Jimmy: It means, I care about the both of you, I always have done and I always will do
Bobby: Take me off the to-do list, save yourself the bother
Jimmy: No can do, our kid
Jimmy: you’re stuck with me bothering
Bobby: 🙄
Jimmy: You’ll live
Bobby: Unfortunately
Jimmy: She’s only after a reaction from you, when you don’t give her none this lad’ll piss off
Bobby: She’s an attention seeker, we all already know that
Jimmy: Might grow out of it 🤞 but some never do
Bobby: Yeah, wouldn’t bet on that either
Jimmy: Least I can ban this lad if he’s the sort you reckon
Bobby: Everyone knows, it’s not a secret, hence she deserves everything she gets
Jimmy: You’ll not need to see her about if I do and she’s off with him, take your 🏆 there and stop worrying about her falling off the podium
Bobby: I’m not worried, he won’t keep her around long enough for that to mean anything
Bobby: then she’ll be back, crying again, doing my head in
Jimmy: I can’t hack no crying either, she knows where else she’d be best off going, we’ll be alright
Bobby: They won’t have her, not after the stupid party bollocks
Jimmy: Janis’ mum will, or her granddad, he’s a soft touch far as any 💔😭 lass goes
Bobby: 🙄
Jimmy: You said it, she’s not short shoulders
Bobby: She’s spoiled, why she acts like such a baby, you’re no better about her
Jimmy: I spoilt you an’ all, hold my hands up
Jimmy: I’d do it no different given the chance again, both needed some, rest of the bollocks there were going on
Bobby: We’re not the same
Jimmy: I never said you were
Bobby: Yes you did
Bobby: everyone wanted her, even her stupid dead kid parents, no one has ever wanted me, not even you
Bobby: just another job for you to be miserable about
Jimmy: Where?
Jimmy: I’ve not once regretted taking you on, heavy handed-ness with the word slag aside, you’re a good lad
Jimmy: if it’s just a job, it’s one I’m chuffed to bits to put every shift in
Bobby: Yeah right, who do you think you’re convincing with that?
Jimmy: Be convinced by the fact I’m here, I want to be for you, it’s all there is I’m not miserable about right now
Bobby: Right
Jimmy: I get you fancy going away proper, and I can’t give you that or no promises about it, but we could still piss off somewhere for a few days, us
Jimmy: no lasses, sort our heads out 🤏
Bobby: No thanks, I’m good
Jimmy: 👍
Bobby: No offence
Jimmy: 💡🥉 I’ve heard you, do listen some of the time, like
Bobby: I don’t need a holiday, that’s all
Jimmy: Right
Bobby: Maybe you should take one yourself though
Jimmy: We need the money more than I do a break
Bobby: Not what it sounded like with that cry for help, like
Jimmy: Oi, only get more charming, you
Jimmy: remind you what you’ve said when you’re next after having the 🎻🎻 out for yourself, mate
Bobby: Not going to happen so, yeah, alright
Bobby: think about it
Jimmy: No need, but tah
Bobby: 🤷
Jimmy: You and your missus won’t be chucked the house to yourself that piss easy, weren’t born yesterday
Bobby: As if, why would I copy Libi’s shit ideas, see how well that worked out
Jimmy: Before you crack on calling her all sorts ‘cause of the state of her family, that lass you’re seeing’s big sister near enough had the word slag invented for her, I’ll let you have a think on that while I’ve work to crack on with myself
Bobby: So?
Bobby: I already told you she went out with that lad too
Jimmy: So, use your head, I already told you
Bobby: Why would I care, you who thinks I would
Bobby: be no point going out with her else
Jimmy: You who should
Jimmy: unless you reckon it’s a good shout to copy Case’s shit ideas instead
Bobby: He’s got what he wants, you ain’t
Jimmy: There we go, that’s alright then
Bobby: I dunno why you reckon I’d be in love with her, only went out with her because everyone knows what a slag she is
Jimmy: I don’t reckon that, I reckoned you’d treat any lass as more than just something to get what you want off of, but I’m the dickhead, not you
Bobby: She bullied us first, I owe her nothing
Bobby: and you’re the one who’s pointed out several times what her and her whole family are like, not treating her any different to what she is
Jimmy: I were pointing out what a twat you’re being, this lass acted one to you when you were 5, for fuck’s sake
Bobby: Oh then pissing white knight for her too, Jesus, it’s beyond creepy at this point
Jimmy: Piss off, I’m at a loss for words with you, honestly
Bobby: Yeah, that’s what I thought
Jimmy: Have at that, bighead, chuffed for you having all the answers and being dead right all the bloody time
Jimmy: must be nice, and nobody reckons you’re a dickhead for it
Bobby: I don’t care what you think, you’re the dickhead
Jimmy: ‘Course you don’t, and ‘course I am
Jimmy: 👍
Bobby: Don’t wait up tonight
Jimmy: *be in by [a time because he’s fuming and setting a curfew lol]
Bobby: No, tah
Jimmy: You heard
Bobby: Yeah and
Jimmy: And I’ll be knocking on your missus’ door if you’re not in by the time I’ve just said, having a word to her mum
Bobby: because I’ll be there, how stupid do you actually think I am
Jimmy: You’ll not be allowed there, mate, keep on
Bobby: ‘cos what, you’re going to tell her her daughter’s a slag?
Bobby: Good plan, mate
Jimmy: I’ll be a bit busy walking the streets for you, dickhead
Bobby: Calm down
Bobby: I’ll come back when I want
Jimmy: You’ll come back when I’ve told you to, or I’ll find you and bring you, up to you, that
Bobby: You’re so ridiculous, what do you think you’re achieving
Jimmy: You’re 13
Jimmy: What do you think you’re playing at?
Bobby: Hanging out, having actual friends of my own
Jimmy: Taking the piss, be in by [the time] or don’t
Jimmy: you know what’ll happen
Bobby: Whatever, Jim
Jimmy: in a bit, Bob
Bobby: I’d avoid coming ‘round here for a while if I were you
Libi: Well, you’re not me
Bobby: Well, you’ve upset Jim
Libi: No I’ve not, but clearly you have
Bobby: Yeah, you have and he’s planning on having a word when you do
Libi: When he does, if he says he doesn’t want me ‘round, I won’t come, I don’t need a warning off you, tah very much
Bobby: Don’t take it then
Libi: I’m not, Bobby
Bobby: What do you want, round of applause?
Libi: From you? Absolutely nothing
Bobby: Ta-ra, then
Libi: Okay, bye
Janis: Alright, I’ll bite, who’s Jake?
Libi: Just a boy from school, you can put your teeth away
Janis: And is there a second reason he deserved a place on your feed, like?
Libi: I don’t know what you could POSSIBLY mean…
Janis: Uhuh 😏
Libi: Fight 🔥 with 🔥 right?
Janis: Certainly a tactic
Libi: It’s a fight he started, not me
Libi: they’re his bullshit tactics
Janis: I’m just glad he’s age-appropriate, about the level of interest I should show, I figure
Libi: Yeah, you’re nailing it
Janis: A background check seems a little unnecessary when you actually have no interest yourself, so
Libi: I know where he’s been, obviously, it’s where my interest does lie
Janis: Go on, no longer in that [their school name] loop
Libi: You’re losing your touch 👵🏽
Janis: That’s charming, if I were keen to know the who’s who of [her year]’s boys, I’d be looking to rekindle my relationship with Lucas an’ all
Libi: It’s an easy guess, nothing about this has or needs much finesse to it
Janis: Someone to do with China?
Libi: He’s her ex, THE ex, really, as in her only and the one she cheated on
Janis: Oh, okay
Janis: How does that piss off Bobby though?
Libi: I doubt it will, he doesn’t care what I do
Janis: I’m sure he does more than he’ll let on to you, like
Libi: Maybe, but he doesn’t have mates I could hang out with, and Casey isn’t age appropriate or available, so
Libi: making it about him wasn’t an option I had
Janis: You’d have to wait for him to make some, yeah
Janis: Not coming for your lack of finesse with it, don’t worry
Libi: He’s only interested in the one at the minute, and calling her a mate is a stretch
Janis: If you’re buying the socials, which could be as fake as yours
Libi: I’ve had IRL front row since then
Janis: I’d probably be skipping dinner there myself, personally
Libi: Running away’s what you do, I’ve a dog there to walk, thanks to you
Janis: A dog you want, we’ve been over that
Libi: Geographically, still where she is, whether I want that or not
Janis: You could take her to nan and granddad’s too
Libi: I couldn’t, Jim loves her
Janis: Well, there’s nothing I can do about that
Libi: I’m not asking you to
Libi: you’re the one who’s trying to tell me what to do
Janis: I’m just saying, you don’t need to be around them
Libi: You’re just saying upset Jim and Peach cos Bobby wants to upset me
Janis: Don’t then, good God
Libi: Don’t have a go at me for something that isn’t my fault
Janis: I’m not having a go at you
Libi: Yeah right
Janis: I’m not, Libs, I’m just saying you could focus on yourself and not them
Libi: But I can’t, and you don’t get it if you think I just could
Janis: Of course I get it
Libi: I don’t know how to stop, I’ve never known
Janis: I can’t make any assurances it’ll get better, wish I could
Libi: I’m the same person who was told off for kissing him all the time
Janis: Yeah
Janis: He’s going through a lot, it might not be this way forever, nothing’s the same forever so that’s a guarantee actually
Libi: What if it’s worse?
Janis: Then that’ll end too, eventually
Libi: He’s so angry, I wish there was an end in sight for that
Janis: There’s a lot to be angry about
Libi: Yeah
Janis: I know it don’t feel fair, it ain’t but you can’t force nothing
Libi: Can I force you to give me a 🔑 to over the pub if I promise no parties?
Janis: I dunno about that no more, anyway, why would you need to be there when I’m not?
Libi: For the same reason it’s keeping me sane to know there are other lads who want to hang about with me and every negative thing Bobby said isn’t true
Janis: You’re welcome here any time, you know that
Libi: When you can keep an eye on me, like a little kid
Janis: You are
Libi: You used to look after me when you were my age right now
Janis: I’m an inspiration and in any way aspirational when it suits, yeah
Libi: I only need to grow up when it suits, cos you’re fuming about how immature I’ve been
Janis: You don’t need a place to be on your own, not like that, you have endless places to go to get some space
Libi: No I don’t
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